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  • @exjwpandatower
    @exjwpandatower  2 หลายเดือนก่อน +16

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      @monologuemonologue2785 2 หลายเดือนก่อน

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      Not a JW … I’m nondenominational

  • @PansyPops
    @PansyPops 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +236

    JWs really put the CON in Convention

    • @sym6ol
      @sym6ol 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +7

      😂😂

    • @tammyg8031
      @tammyg8031 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

      😂❤...

    • @realliving7340
      @realliving7340 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      Love it😂😂

    • @NowThatsASpicyMeatball
      @NowThatsASpicyMeatball 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      Omg I love ur pfp! I'm also Genderfluid/pan :).

    • @k45207
      @k45207 2 หลายเดือนก่อน

      😂😂 biblical cosplay

  • @Duhble07
    @Duhble07 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +147

    My cringe moment was the moment she dumped her family’s Christmas ornaments:
    1) her children or mother who lovingly gifted or made some of them. All those memories were tossed too, bcuz Watchtower and misguided people have taught her to disregard her parents, her husband, and her children’s connection to those memories. To distrust and despise an innocent and beautiful tradition as a statement of allegiance to the Watchtower and a rejection of everyone else. She was brainwashed into thinking those ornaments represented sinister forces.
    2) and that the act of tossing those ornaments signaled the beginning of a life of fear and suspicion of everything not sanctioned by the Watchtower, even including neighbours, friends, and relatives. All relationships will be recalculated to eliminate evil influences. Even extending to avoiding education. The psychological abuse is horrific and will be hard for them to jettison as adults. And if the husband doesn’t join, he will silently be ostracized within his own family.
    Poor children and husband, and grandparents.

    • @robertgrey6101
      @robertgrey6101 2 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Psychological abuse is so correct.
      Yet, they refuse to accept Jehovah's Witnesses are a destructive controlling CULT.

    • @GradKat
      @GradKat 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      Yes, the kids had already lost their father, and they then lost their mother to a cult.

    • @jezrelbalatbat9930
      @jezrelbalatbat9930 หลายเดือนก่อน

      your the one who is guided by Satan what a pathetically and idead that Satan Taught you?

    • @jezrelbalatbat9930
      @jezrelbalatbat9930 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@GradKat so you also being guided by Satan how did he answer you by prayers for him? Or practicing magic acts that always against the Bible?

  • @johnpon4487
    @johnpon4487 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +111

    It’s amazing how they seriously treat gospel and in purpose completly changing it’s meaning

    • @titanomachy2217
      @titanomachy2217 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +11

      "Yeah, you know all those lines that specifically describe Hell/Hades as a lake of fire, a place of endless fire and torment, of wailing and gnashing of teeth, and a bottomless pit where the worm dieth not, writhing in your living-dead flesh for eternity as demons torment you? Well, they make people uncomfortable, so we decided they are totally figurative. The Genesis creation myth? Oh that's not a myth, that's entirely literal. So is the story of Noah, the flood, and the ark. But Hell? Nah, Catholics made that up to scare people."
      Gotta love how arbitrary their decisions about how to interpret biblical texts are, they literally just twist scripture into whatever is convenient to them and to be contrarian and stand apart. "Oh, all of Christendom believes Jesus died from crucifixion? That's basically one of the most certain things we know about the actual historical Jesus? Welp, Christendom sucks, so we think Jesus died strapped to a post. I'm sure we can find some excuse to promote that belief."

    • @markusbrauns4274
      @markusbrauns4274 หลายเดือนก่อน

      JWs could take a passage from their Bible out of context, and use it to condone murder, or rape. That, is what makes this cult, soo scary.

  • @billwilkinson8609
    @billwilkinson8609 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +72

    These deluded cult members trying to look like scholars- what ignorant imposters !

    • @jezrelbalatbat9930
      @jezrelbalatbat9930 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Or maybe your the impostor being use by Satan so you made your own pathetic reasonings to displease JW and the Almighty God Jehovah that preparing the ARMAGEDDON!

    • @Isabella.Ros33
      @Isabella.Ros33 20 วันที่ผ่านมา

      @@jezrelbalatbat9930 think about it this way, what's more likely, everyone on earth is being used by Satan or indoctrinated? Or a select few are in a cult owner by the watch tower organization

  • @f4rnsworth138
    @f4rnsworth138 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +53

    Being willing to die for one's beliefs is not unique to any religion. For those of us old enough to remember, there was a group called Heaven's Gate who all committed suicide for their beliefs. Jonestown, Branch Davidians, etc. All you have to do is convince your followers their beliefs are super duper special and totally the absolute truth and at least some of them will be willing to hurt themselves or others

    • @georgerafa5041
      @georgerafa5041 2 หลายเดือนก่อน

      The existence of r3tards and destructive cults doesnt disprove anything. Leave those cults by all means but becoming a secular nihilist that worships the Disney corporarion isn't any better

    • @markusbrauns4274
      @markusbrauns4274 หลายเดือนก่อน

      I've mentioned those cults as well. Glad you are exposing them. Everyone seems to forget those bad events. But they are valuable lessons, to be remembered.

    • @NaviciaAbbot
      @NaviciaAbbot หลายเดือนก่อน

      Or sneak it into Foundational Documents you have to agree with in order to be a member of the church...

    • @MrMASH50
      @MrMASH50 หลายเดือนก่อน

      So all religions...u all rather eat eachother over silliness than to realize you on same team

  • @BLARG09
    @BLARG09 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +59

    They all speak in a way that's belittling.

    • @IsaiahEastling
      @IsaiahEastling 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      And their people absolutely love it. God says they love to have their ears tickled. And say prophecy more lie to us.

    • @markusbrauns4274
      @markusbrauns4274 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Precisely...

  • @TovenDo.O.Video-
    @TovenDo.O.Video- 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +19

    Watching anti JW content has been one my favorite things lately. Why is it so entertaining?

  • @PongIsDrawing
    @PongIsDrawing 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +33

    I got an ad for a Christian religious event while watch this😭

  • @tedlee594
    @tedlee594 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +48

    I cringed & laughed at the same time when the girl reached out to the Catholic church foe answers, didn't get any, & then converts to be a JW.

    • @TheCombatEditor62
      @TheCombatEditor62 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +10

      I'm catholic and I felt a bit insulted at how JW portrays us.

    • @Theguywhowanders
      @Theguywhowanders 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +9

      @@TheCombatEditor62because they just hate Christianity, sadly 😭

    • @onesunnyday5699
      @onesunnyday5699 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

      ​@TheCombatEditor62 Don't take it personally. They look down on everyone AND each other.

    • @TheCombatEditor62
      @TheCombatEditor62 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      @@onesunnyday5699 yeah, i've kinda picked up on that. they really have a skewed idea of what 'God's love' is.

    • @timlewis7218
      @timlewis7218 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      I know it's like spiderman convincing someone he is better than Superman, kinda'. Lol.

  • @SeekingTruth2023
    @SeekingTruth2023 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +64

    2:39 "hopefully........ ah shh**"
    😂 I love these little comments in your videos. They make it fun to even watch JW content. (Although I mainly watch for my deconstruction process).
    But your videos always make my day and add a lot of peace to my day.
    Thanks Panda!!

    • @MauriceMasdeu
      @MauriceMasdeu 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +9

      I haven't stepped foot in a KIngdom Hall in 25 years and have been an atheist since 2003, I still watch for the deconstruction process. You are in good company.

    • @fioyaz18
      @fioyaz18 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      @@MauriceMasdeudon’t let them win by drawing you away from God. He does loves you, just read His word you don’t need a “bible study” , the Holy Spirit will help you. I’m sorry you were trapped in the cult.
      “But woe to you, scribes and Pharisees, hypocrites! For you shut up the kingdom of heaven against men; for you neither go in yourselves, nor do you allow those who are entering to go in.”

  • @saphirawinters7028
    @saphirawinters7028 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +39

    Those poor kids being forced to give up their Christmas's, Halloweens, Easters, and birthdays simple because their mother was brainwashed.

    • @merylbarnes2770
      @merylbarnes2770 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +7

      It happened to everyone in my family since the early 1950s. We broke the chain. We are free now.

    • @IsaiahEastling
      @IsaiahEastling 2 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Why leave their religion to go get deceived by another religion.

    • @markusbrauns4274
      @markusbrauns4274 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      I grew up with no holidays. A very boring childhood.

    • @jezrelbalatbat9930
      @jezrelbalatbat9930 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Because they worship the true God but you still believe in thr things that Satan taught and mislead the world

    • @jezrelbalatbat9930
      @jezrelbalatbat9930 หลายเดือนก่อน

      and what so if they lived those Satanic Traditions? Are you a god to force them to choose what is right?

  • @qcman2000
    @qcman2000 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +52

    I’m pretty sure the brother traversing through Palestine has a Scottish accent, not Aussie.
    Excellent exposition as always, looking forward to the remaining parts 👍🏽.

    • @Caledonia558
      @Caledonia558 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

      Definitely Scottish. Sounds like he comes from Glasgow, or thereabouts.

    • @alexcampbell3032
      @alexcampbell3032 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      ​@@Caledonia558Aye.

    • @calanm7880
      @calanm7880 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

      Glasgow I think. I’ll keep an eye out for him at the carts

    • @danielecolla5767
      @danielecolla5767 2 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Insane statment: discrediting true scholars lbecause they point out contradictions in the Gospels.
      An I sult to the truth.

    • @danielecolla5767
      @danielecolla5767 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      I studied the new testament scholarly I'm university. These guys are completely ridiculous. If I presented a study like these guys. Forget about graduating. I would be kicked out with a big fat zero.
      Please JW stop listening to these srlserbing extremely ignorant men.
      It makes me very angry when people have the nerve to teach and be experts in subjects they have no clue.
      I'm the greatest pianist because I put my hands on the piano make noises.

  • @Frogmoodparty
    @Frogmoodparty 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +48

    I feel like i never comment because I always insta cringe at the beginning and then every moment afterwards 😭

  • @AtlasArtAnimation
    @AtlasArtAnimation 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +23

    The reason there are two different geneologies for Jesus is because one was on Mary’s ancestry connecting him to Abraham, Noah, and Adam establishing him as the promised savior of humanity where as the other is on Joseph’s ancestry connecting him to the destined king from the line of David as also fortold… I also did a quick google search and there was another Herod directly after Herod the Great that reigned during Jesus’s birth.

    • @trilithon108
      @trilithon108 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +6

      The Joseph line never made sense if God impregnated Mary. 😮

    • @marklee3587
      @marklee3587 2 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Thank you for alluding
      to the fact that Mary was a trans-woman who was formerly named or known as Joseph! 🌈🦄

    • @nanaamapay9632
      @nanaamapay9632 2 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Since when did generation counts from mothers side in the olden days especially the bible folks

  • @joellebrowne5714
    @joellebrowne5714 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +49

    So was baby Jesus also an enemy of God?

    • @talkmone
      @talkmone 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +7

      😂😂😂

  • @calloganvoyaterre
    @calloganvoyaterre 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +16

    That 'baa' soundbyte always sends me.

    • @millydamermaid7763
      @millydamermaid7763 2 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Which video is it originally from??

  • @dawnsrayz
    @dawnsrayz 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +8

    How cringy is it that both of the women converts called themselves such terrible things, "a tool" and "nothing." Imagine thinking "I am just a tool, I am nothing."
    And this is evidence of angelic influence? Yikes.

  • @blindovision
    @blindovision 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +204

    Yo, just hear me out here.... You think maybe they did the math right but applied it to the wrong scripture? Maybe there were 144,000 Magi?

    • @Gabby-er1sr
      @Gabby-er1sr 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +7

      144,000 is the number of the human genome. Pure human like Noah . Genetic tampering both adds , and breaks up the genes . The Star of Bethlehem could have been a sputnik 😅

    • @Shawn-zw5eo
      @Shawn-zw5eo 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +9

      ​@@Gabby-er1sr is this satire or serious? I have a fascination with earlier forms of human and how it relates to the Annunaki, but I haven't heard of that before.

    • @sarahwaters10sw
      @sarahwaters10sw 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

      I believe 144,000 were the people who were reserected right after YASHUAH was. They all are already up in heaven with him!!!!! Because they all are Isrealites and I know those people sipping that wine are not them!!!!!!

    • @RobbieJayOne
      @RobbieJayOne 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +6

      Or are there 1,914 Magi or only 607 Magi? I wouldn't count on a JW solving any biblical math problem. 😊

    • @Gabby-er1sr
      @Gabby-er1sr 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      @@Shawn-zw5eo made in God image according to plan , , the angels that forsook there place stole knowledge from the book of life and proceeded to destroy God's work . Genetic abboration's

  • @binnie2150
    @binnie2150 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +9

    Hearing him say that Satan was the one who lit up the star was shocking. That statement alone sounds blasphemous.

  • @Artkatie
    @Artkatie 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +44

    Conversations? More like cringersations
    *insert laugh track*

    • @user-wr2gz4mf7g
      @user-wr2gz4mf7g 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +8

      this is so unfunny that it's funny

  • @stoobpendous
    @stoobpendous 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +20

    Our friend isn't an Aussie, he's Scottish.

    • @sophiah3749
      @sophiah3749 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      I think it was a joke

    • @stevenclark9056
      @stevenclark9056 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      @@sophiah3749it’s more likely that ExJWPanda just isn’t as familiar with less “common” English accents.

  • @titanomachy2217
    @titanomachy2217 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +18

    9:09 That's no Aussie, he's a Scotsman. Well, not a TRUE Scotsman like my Dad...real Scotsmen would never help cult leaders perpetuate their lies. TRUE Scotsmen are free thinkers, like Hume. Lol.

    • @willyb7353
      @willyb7353 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Yeah 😅 for a second I thought the guy in the video was Irish..

  • @christopherort2889
    @christopherort2889 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +35

    If 5 people witness a car wreck. You will get 5 versions of the wreck. All will differ, and may contradict, some points of each other.

    • @PTBaphomet
      @PTBaphomet 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +9

      Agreed. But those witnesses are not being inspired to testify by a God who is an alleged perfect communicator, flawless and true. Gospel writers allegedly were. So, if there are fact stated in between gospels that cannot be perfectly reconcilable, like the genealogies can't, then...

    • @rpringle5354
      @rpringle5354 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +10

      ​Varying accounts is actually a stamp of authenticity. Otherwise if every minute detail was exactly the same the accusation could be made that somebody doctored the Scriptures. In a court, if all witnesses spoke word for word the exact same testimony, the judge would have reason to believe somebody got them together earlier to rehearse a script.

    • @georgerafa5041
      @georgerafa5041 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      ​@@PTBaphometI wouldnt expect someone screen named Baphomet to be unbiased here but, expecting all 5 to be perfect is the kind of argument Muslims make for the divinity of the Quran. God works through imperfect humans.

  • @LePedantSemantique
    @LePedantSemantique 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +70

    2:39 “Hopefully the next governing body member they show is a little bit more serious …”
    (Enter Stephen Lett)
    “Shit! 🤦‍♂️”
    😄😂🤣😅 😄😂🤣😅

    • @philipcrawford9879
      @philipcrawford9879 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +7

      Elderly goofy 😂

    • @daphnes3937
      @daphnes3937 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

      I was like it’s gotta be lett 😂

    • @rebuildingrebelyn
      @rebuildingrebelyn 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      Same, sweets. 😂😂😂

    • @fionapowney6489
      @fionapowney6489 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      😅😅😅😅😅 that was so funny 😅😅

    • @fionapowney6489
      @fionapowney6489 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      ​@@daphnes3937😅😅😅😅 do funny

  • @tallflguy
    @tallflguy 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +25

    The new propaganda is out!!!🎉🎉 Popcorn is ready!

    • @ricklee5802official.1Rope_fan
      @ricklee5802official.1Rope_fan 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

      Popcorn i would need something stronger than popcorn to navigate through the JW bs.

  • @vegestaples
    @vegestaples 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +10

    🤔⁉️⁉️⁉️🤔
    Have you Guys ever noticed that when the CHARACTERS in these little movie snippets are UNSATISFIED with their lives and they pray for a divine ANSWER... JUST AT THAT MOMENT, the doorbell rings and it's 💥VOILA 👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼, a 🗯🥼white ⚪❗ Jehovah's Witness...🤗
    🤔⁉️⁉️⁉️🤔

  • @HermesQuadragustus
    @HermesQuadragustus 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +11

    It's nuts how this guy at 11:00 is just trying to imitate Lett's weird facial expressions and cadence.

  • @davidreda1211
    @davidreda1211 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +6

    "Angels working in the supermarkets now!" I knew that they were years ago. They're in the toilet paper aisle, Angel Soft! Baaaaaaaaaa.
    A prime example of 'self-fulfilling prayer": "I prayed to god to ________(fill in the blank), & He answered my prayer!" Nevermind that people of EVERY religion can say that god answered their prayer(s).

  • @bbellefson
    @bbellefson 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

    I'm suspicious of any god who would send his important messages in written form. And in an age when 99% of his target audience was illiterate.

  • @davidmichael3189
    @davidmichael3189 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +10

    Is it me or does every Governing Body Member appear to be on Morphine?

  • @Tiny_and_Reese
    @Tiny_and_Reese 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +14

    This video actually gave me a good question to search in who exactly distinguished the Canon Bible from the Apocrypha. Never looked that up! Thank you!

    • @georgerafa5041
      @georgerafa5041 2 หลายเดือนก่อน

      It was the Catholic Church at the Council/Synod of Hippo that determined the official canon of the Bible. But don't expect prots or heretics to ever study actual history lol

    • @BunsBooks
      @BunsBooks 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      You could start with the ecumenical councils, the canon and deuterocanon (apocrypha) was received by the bishops of the early church based on the *consensus* of the church fathers and apostles. Essentially the gnostic gospels are outside of the consensus of the fathers (the bishops and monastics who knew/were ordained by the apostles and passed down both their written and oral teachings) so they were rejected. Their contents and the gnostic leaders held antithesis theological understandings of God from the Church. Hence why Arius (allegedly) got slapped by Santa Claus (Bishop Nicholas of Myra) for blaspheming the divinity of Christ at the first ecumenical council. Reading Ignatius of Antioch or Justin Martyr helps clear things up too. But I also recommend the videos and writings/books of Andrew Stephen Damick and Stephen de Young, they are super nerds on this subject

  • @Vapememes
    @Vapememes 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +7

    9:50 It should be noted that the only reason why some scholars believe that the gospels were written after 70 CE is because Jesus predicted the destruction of the temple in the gospels, which happened in 70 CE. If you don't just presuppose that these predictions were inserted after the fact and instead accept that these could have been legitimate predictions from Jesus, the evidence that the gospels were authored much earlier (62 CE or earlier) is fairly strong, with even some atheist scholars acknowledging it.

    • @somethingsupercrunchy3988
      @somethingsupercrunchy3988 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      Thanks for the info

    • @Vapememes
      @Vapememes 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      @@somethingsupercrunchy3988 Np. Glad to help.

  • @thierryliotard3077
    @thierryliotard3077 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +7

    Man, I love to hear from you and love your way of thinking. I feel like we would be the best of friends if we weren't (probably) thousands of kilometers apart. Keep on going !

  • @rebuildingrebelyn
    @rebuildingrebelyn 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

    "A little bit more serious" aaaaand it's the king clown. I felt that "shit"😂😂

  • @tammyg8031
    @tammyg8031 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +6

    Join the upcoming protest in WASHINGTON D.C. at the WHITE House. September 13, 2024. The more we collectively join our voices, the louder we will be heard.

    • @enthusiastisch1922
      @enthusiastisch1922 2 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Well... Protesting to the government that funds them isn't going to do much, is it?

  • @SeekingTruth2023
    @SeekingTruth2023 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +18

    May I ask you guys here for some advice? Two of my friends, who are PIMI JWs, want to persuade me to their bible study. I left Christianity 1.5 years ago.
    But I care for my friends, and I want to tell them, why I think the God of the bible (if he exists) has not a good morality.
    I wish to speak to them about slavery in the Bible and the genocides ordered by God.
    Do you have an advice what to point out to them?
    Does Panda have a video about these issues?
    I am not very articulate...
    I appreciate every help! 👍

    • @auditordoscientosveintitre5545
      @auditordoscientosveintitre5545 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +6

      Ask them how they can be sure that nine old men in New York are inspired by God. Also, you can ask about their contradictions in doctrines along the years.
      Short solution: you can tell them you're an apostate.😂😂😂

    • @ethanthepro3686
      @ethanthepro3686 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

      These scriptures are all commandments about slaves being obedient and submissive to their masters: (Eph 6:5-9; Col 3:22-4:1; 1 Tim 6:1-2; Tit 2:9-10; 1 Pet 2:18-20).
      Exod 21:20-21 condones the beating of slaves as long as they're not outright murdered (yikes), and Gen 16:3-4 and Exod 21:8-11 show god permiting the use of slaves as concubines. AND Lev 19:20-22 allows even the grape (TH-cam doesn't like that word) of slaves with basically just a slap on the wrist as punishment.
      Probably don't have to use all of these. I'm just giving you a lot of options to look through, so you can pick whichever you find the most shocking/disgusting lol. Kinda busy right now, so if no one else replies with scriptures about god's several genocides, I'll come back later to send some of those too. Good luck!

    • @SeekingTruth2023
      @SeekingTruth2023 2 หลายเดือนก่อน

      ​@@auditordoscientosveintitre5545 thank you for your reply. Yes, I know a lot of the changed doctrines of the JWs and I always cautiously point one out, when I happen to meet them. I am careful, as I don't really want them to stop listening to these contradictions. I hope some of them will stay in their memory and one day, they will remember and be able to see the fraud and leave the organization.
      I have not left the JWs, but a very similar cult. With a very similar doctrine, especially in regards to the importance and fulfilment of Revelation.
      People who helped me see the deception of my former cult were very careful and patient.
      When I left the cult, I was still a Christian, but after taking a look on cult tactics and a closer look on the authenticity, inerrancy and morality of the bible, I decided to leave religion altogether.
      But it was a long process.
      In the end it was not the particular doctrine or the changes of it, but the immorality displayed by the biblical God what made me leave.
      My friends have agreed to look at the topics of slavery and genocide (for the first time in years ;))
      And when I suggested these topics, I didn't imagine they would agree to talk about it...!
      Ha, so now I need to be prepared ... and I don't have enough knowledge to speak about/present it...
      And I am not very articulate. 😅
      But I want to try.

    • @MyNameHere101
      @MyNameHere101 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

      Check out Forrest Valkai. He has lots of videos about really specific inconsistencies in the Bible

    • @SeekingTruth2023
      @SeekingTruth2023 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      ​@@ethanthepro3686 Thank you so much for your time and effort to give me these verses. I will read all of them carefully and see, which ones might be convincing to them.
      They usually have the same arguments against slavery and the genocides as most other apologetics.
      Like it was a different time, and this was already progress in that time, and at least slaves were granted some rights etc.
      And regarding the genocide with the Amalekites, they say they did awful things like ch. sacrifices and therefore the genocide was justified.
      I think completely different and dont think genicide is ever justified (but I remember being deeply indoctrinated not long ago, defending the the bible to the point of silencing my conscience when it comes to these horrible things)
      I want my friends to have an opportunity to hear about these things, so I want to point out, why the bible is not morally good.
      They don't have a chance to hear that in the echo chamber of their congregation where they are now...
      If you find the time for for even more helpful things I would be very grateful. I meet them in 10 days. If you don't have time, I say thank you for your reply you already gave, which is very helpful! 👍

  • @ledgardoA7X
    @ledgardoA7X 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +12

    If I see that lady on Sunday morning, I’ll probably scream

  • @benthacat3503
    @benthacat3503 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +11

    00:02 man, what's going on? Are they pointing a gun at you or something? Blink twice if you need help

  • @itzminty_leafx
    @itzminty_leafx 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +10

    WHAT DID THEY DO TO MY GABRIEL POOKIE. (I'm autistic and angels are my special interests and Gabriel is my fav archangel) WHO IS THAT OLD WHITE MAN??!?!? I'm scared. THat's not Gabriel..

    • @VincentEdelstein
      @VincentEdelstein 2 หลายเดือนก่อน

      The only white man I accept as Gabriel is John Ham (good omens)

    • @itzminty_leafx
      @itzminty_leafx 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      @@VincentEdelstein OH MY GOD I LOVE GOOD OMENS.

    • @VincentEdelstein
      @VincentEdelstein 2 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@itzminty_leafx YESSSSS GOOD OMENS GOOD OMENS GOOD OMENS

    • @GradKat
      @GradKat 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      I agree. I don’t envision angels like that at all. I think of them as ageless, non-binary, and beautiful. With wonderful wings.

    • @itzminty_leafx
      @itzminty_leafx 2 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@GradKat AMEN. I see Gabe as genderfluid and like greysexual cause they're the archangel of purity and stuff. BUT WHITE OLD MEN WITH BEARDS?? HELL NAH.

  • @sprinkdesign7170
    @sprinkdesign7170 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +14

    3:30 - that 'spectre of a man' as you nicely put is going to give me nightmares... At least his tie matches his lipstick though, good and proper JW grooming.
    Talking about grooming - I notice none of these bros are sporting pocket handkerchiefs. Did I miss some new light?

    • @auditordoscientosveintitre5545
      @auditordoscientosveintitre5545 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      Your last paragraph made me laugh. I remember this Circuit Overseer using bow ties, after his visit bow ties became popular among brothers. Before his visit, no brother used bow ties.

    • @marklee3587
      @marklee3587 2 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Maybe they discovered the "Pagan" roots of the "showy display of ones'" pocket handkerchief! Hopefully there'll be an encouraging SM (stockholder meeting aka anal meating) talk about that new- & pro-found new light. J. E. Hoover doth give them meat in doo season! Pretty soon they will be urged to wear loincloth to resample more closely the ancient lsraeI¡tes! 😂

  • @korokoholic
    @korokoholic 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +20

    1:50 happy pride month guys

    • @BeavisMcThe
      @BeavisMcThe 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

      I admit that one of the speakers was giving me closet vibes

    • @IsaiahEastling
      @IsaiahEastling 2 หลายเดือนก่อน

      The guy that seems like he's on morphine

  • @oliviaswarden6077
    @oliviaswarden6077 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +8

    Your editing gives me a good chuckle!😅🤣😅 I don't think that's aussies talking, sounds to me Irish accent 🤣😅🤣

    • @yvonne3903
      @yvonne3903 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Definitely Scottish

  • @anferneee777
    @anferneee777 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +11

    🙋‍♂️question…do they instruct the uh “leaders” to speak with that inflection? I find it fascinating AND super weird

    • @itsbuggers
      @itsbuggers 2 หลายเดือนก่อน

      its a learned thing i think. spend enough time around an accent or way of speaking and it rubs off on you. JW's are so insulated that by the time you get to elder status, that way of speaking has already been ground into your brain. 😂

  • @bennitogamez6319
    @bennitogamez6319 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

    Still waiting for why they hate video games so all the Internet will tear them apart

  • @birb349
    @birb349 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +10

    As a soon to be orthodox Christian, this is definitely not at all Christian .

    • @birb349
      @birb349 2 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Protestants don't even have the same old testament Jesus used lol.

    • @willyb7353
      @willyb7353 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      I hope it goes well for you. Christos Anesti.

    • @birb349
      @birb349 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      @@willyb7353 super glad to see another Christian lol, these vids are very funny, but strawman Christianity a ton because of his bad experience with American protastantism.

    • @willyb7353
      @willyb7353 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      @@birb349
      Agreed, and yes.. Unfortunately I'm well aware of how it is, and how it feels. I've been through many Americans protestant churches, my family was generally Lutheran, but the main church they sent me to, in my youth, was a Presbyterian Calvinist church, and oh boy were they liberal, but the strangest thing is that I'm Moravian by birthright.
      I shudder to think of the poor people indoctrinated into the Latter Day Saints, Church of Mormon, and JW, if anyone needs Orthodoxy it's definitely them..
      Way too many heretical groups in charge of confusing people and giving them poor foundation of belief, and their mission is obviously anti-Christ in essence..

    • @birb349
      @birb349 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      @@willyb7353 it's pretty bad, my parents are believe whatever baptists, and it's so inconsistent it's almost as bad as atheism once you get down to it.

  • @andrespadilla5274
    @andrespadilla5274 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +6

    2:39 No one can be worse than Geoffrey Jackson... Oh wait LOL HAHAHAH

  • @dragon1011dk
    @dragon1011dk 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +8

    Hopefully the next governing body member they show is a little bit more serious.
    '"When Jesus was born"
    Shit. 😂😂😂 (that was a great reaction)

  • @golus776
    @golus776 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

    1:51 "I'm gay"
    -Angel Gabriel

  • @RippleE.M.P
    @RippleE.M.P 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

    Man I really can feel the brotherly love flowing from our pockets to the branch office....wait

  • @BeavisMcThe
    @BeavisMcThe 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +8

    2:45 "shit", my favorite part 😂

    • @fionapowney6489
      @fionapowney6489 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      Mine too. 😂😂😂

  • @LizSSwan
    @LizSSwan 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +8

    Yay! My name is spelled wrong in a TH-cam video! Check that off the bucket list.

    • @exjwpandatower
      @exjwpandatower  2 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      Lol! Im sorry, i will fix it

    • @LizSSwan
      @LizSSwan 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      @@exjwpandatower you don’t have to! It makes me laugh 😂 people usually spell my last name wrong

  • @dieselara666
    @dieselara666 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +7

    01:48 okay, but why does Gabriel kinda looks like a young hide-the-pain-Harold? lol

  • @felixbender2041
    @felixbender2041 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    lost the cringe-challenge before you mentioned it 😅 "we're gonna see evidence of angels" got me 😅

  • @oneghost1257
    @oneghost1257 หลายเดือนก่อน

    I had no idea Jehovah was the first president of Liberia. You learn something new every day.

  • @lh1673
    @lh1673 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    Imagine believers are feeling FINE seeing baby Jesus saved but other innocent are killed😮I deeply regret while indoctrinated why I didn’t realize it was unfair for the victims, them had to be killed😢but one baby saved.

  • @lucastdaniels
    @lucastdaniels 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

    What an obvious display of how religion preys on desperate people. Every single testimony in this video is of very depressed people that just wanted community.

    • @KeithBryantOfficial
      @KeithBryantOfficial 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      Exactly! They always gave me depression leading to unalive myself everytime they say they're looking for "those rightfully disposed" when clearly they're only want to force people to join them and waste their lives permanently to them

  • @rubicktdo89
    @rubicktdo89 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

    How come the Angels do not protect the children being raped by the elders.... evil cannot go against evil..

    • @willyb7353
      @willyb7353 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Devils of religion.. Absolute devils.

  • @LuisMagnani
    @LuisMagnani หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    "Now we have the specter of a man..." 🤣🤣🤣

  • @LifeEnjoyer-jo6yb
    @LifeEnjoyer-jo6yb หลายเดือนก่อน

    I’m a Roman Catholic, and it hurts me to watch JW do things. Misinterpret and bend gospel and the Bible to suit their own desires. It’s shameful

  • @Howboutno1
    @Howboutno1 หลายเดือนก่อน

    As an atheistic pagan whose favorite holiday is Christmas, i find the “CHRISTMAS IS PAGAN!!11!!!!!1!1!!!1” hilarious

  • @t0m_mcc
    @t0m_mcc 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +27

    As someone who lives in an occupied land, thank you for acknowledging that Palestine exists.

    • @tickytock2853
      @tickytock2853 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      No one really denies its existence. Most Israel supporters feels that the rebellion was dealt with total recklessness and complete, purposeful, indiscriminate killing. The Hamas suppose god (allah) as their backer are on a spiritual campaign. I’d hope as someone watching anti biblical videos explicitly condemning the religious campaigns and indiscriminate killing as commanded by Jehovah god, you’d understand this.

    • @moonydaelf
      @moonydaelf 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      In the National anthem of my home country,the first line goes 'Poland has not died as long as we're alive'. I think this relates to palestinians as well. As long as the're alive,palestine exists.

    • @nerdtalk1246
      @nerdtalk1246 2 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Why do you hate the jews?

  • @teahero5923
    @teahero5923 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +6

    Whith this beginning, I didn't even stand a chancein the cringe challenge

  • @mz9096
    @mz9096 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

    The Gospel according to St. Watchtower. Amen

  • @Wayne-rv4kp
    @Wayne-rv4kp 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +6

    Right. Stephen Lett don't go at all. You are our favorite clown and I always enjoy laughing at your facial contorting moments.

    • @titanomachy2217
      @titanomachy2217 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      Yeah he's hilarious, he has given me hours of entertainment.

  • @lara-ce2kg
    @lara-ce2kg 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    Anybody ever figure out what happened to Tony Morris?

  • @oliviaswarden6077
    @oliviaswarden6077 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

    😱😱😱 wait what they went to a church to view this document?! Wait if any normal rank and file go in, they get in trouble even if it was for research. I'm just gob smacked.

  • @k45207
    @k45207 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    3:32 I don’t think I’ve heard Jesus being described as having Plot Armor 😂😂😂 that’s hilarious

  • @pietrosmusi6348
    @pietrosmusi6348 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

    Ah yes, my favourite character from the bible: GAYbriel

  • @RickPzazz
    @RickPzazz หลายเดือนก่อน

    Splane: "Otherwise, how would you explain the increases we're seeing?" LMFAO

  • @muskyoxes
    @muskyoxes 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    The deity who can tell the future didn't fall for the trap! Great job, deity!

  • @Emripro-
    @Emripro- หลายเดือนก่อน

    Im 13 and Im in this cult I’m not baptized but still, I can‘t f***ing do this anymore, any tips on how to tell my parents that I do not want to be in there anymore?

  • @cultytalk
    @cultytalk 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    Why are they showing a BABY Jesus in the nativity scene? I thought he was about 2 years old - a TODDLER when the MAGI came to see him? Guess that "truth" changed 🤷‍♀️

  • @CDub-qx3zc
    @CDub-qx3zc 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    I cringed when you called that Scottish history guy an "Aussie"!

  • @InaCardboardbox
    @InaCardboardbox หลายเดือนก่อน

    The biggest problem with being trapped inside this whole JW thing is that when you're in it, you ARE NOT allowed to look at anything that can disprove what they say AT ALL. Yknow, cuz 'Apostate material '. And the whole mindset of "challenge your faith, but also dont actually do that." If you're shopping online, do you only look at the positive reviews?

  • @fioyaz18
    @fioyaz18 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    WHYYY WHY do they need to use videos all the time ? The first time I saw a video used as a way to invite people was when I was in LA and I decided to kill time at the Scientology “church” on Hollywood Blvd. Geez , this practice is so culty, and I feel so bad for the people that is still being scammed by JWs, I’m a Christian and I will continue praying for false doctrines to be exposed and people to find Jesus , He is the truth not WT 🤦🏻‍♀️🤦🏻‍♀️.
    Cringe moment: asking for donations. Just pay your own lawyers by selling more Kingdom hells

  • @jahmaraj
    @jahmaraj หลายเดือนก่อน

    0:55 that man’s face always kills me😭😭😭😭

  • @Iamthatis137
    @Iamthatis137 14 วันที่ผ่านมา

    19:32 I keep my head down in grocery stores so I don’t notice (usually elderly) people staring at me and my husband wildly to the point we feel threatened and unsafe 😂😅😆🌈

  • @hopehilton
    @hopehilton 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    Lmao “it’s like watching a third grader explain quantum physics”

  • @AraAra3000
    @AraAra3000 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    27:59
    Crazy how a star intended by the devil to lead to baby Jesus' doom, would be used by His subsequent followers en masse to exalt Him. 😅

  • @LucasChoate
    @LucasChoate หลายเดือนก่อน

    I can't stand that they, or anybody, uses the word "truth" to describe something so obviously false.

  • @brothersinarms5524
    @brothersinarms5524 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    It’s crazy that he mentioned the brothers and sisters that died in the Colosseum. I know for a fact there is a watchtower or an awake that speaks about those killed in the Colosseum and I thought that ironic that 140,000 Christians were killed for not sprinkling incense to Cesar.
    It’s locked in my brain because it was part of the comments I made to my father before he shunned me.
    So how in the world are there any of the 144,000 if 140,000 died faithfully after Jesus died?

  • @jerubaal3333
    @jerubaal3333 2 หลายเดือนก่อน

    I love your narration! You pointing them perfectly!

  • @danielcolla4530
    @danielcolla4530 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    To be together as a family is the biggest SIN. So great break up family for the governing body.

  • @horsefuntinitan8274
    @horsefuntinitan8274 หลายเดือนก่อน

    If I hear the word Greece again I'm gonna loose it

  • @katia6706
    @katia6706 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

    Barely 1:48 and I lost it. Btw, that Gabriel looks like Lucifer from Constantine

  • @jordancannady9242
    @jordancannady9242 หลายเดือนก่อน

    I’m confused. She didn’t like the fierce gods of her old religion, so she started worshipping a god who drowned everyone on earth, commanded his followers to commit genocide, killed 185,000 soldiers ,randomly killed people who pissed him off and has promised to kill billions in the future? Somebody make that make sense.

  • @deenadamico2673
    @deenadamico2673 หลายเดือนก่อน

    "I hope we can take the next GB member seriously."
    *Clown face shenanigans begin*
    "Shit." 😂😂😂😂

  • @jonsoto8233
    @jonsoto8233 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    I can never be one of Jehovah's Witnesses. Nor, do I want to be one.

  • @sarka2008
    @sarka2008 14 วันที่ผ่านมา

    26:28 I live in the Czech republic (a very atheistic country) and the majority of people celebrate Christmas on the 24th

  • @Vulpes_Ailurus
    @Vulpes_Ailurus 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    Another year has gone by!
    Are you ready cause it’s convention time!

  • @melyndaduh3501
    @melyndaduh3501 2 หลายเดือนก่อน

    I used to think that you went overboard in your commentary. Now, I realize you are right on point.

  • @varey_farrari4790
    @varey_farrari4790 หลายเดือนก่อน

    Why didn’t Satan 360 No scope Jesus when he had the chance 😂😂😂😂😂

  • @jkajewski
    @jkajewski 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    Would love a series going over each of the listed Gnostic gospels and what differences each brings to the table. All these abrahamic religions are just written based on fanfics anyway, would be great to hear what even they don't want to accept is cannon

  • @cellytron
    @cellytron 2 หลายเดือนก่อน

    Just WILD. Thanks for this video, I had it on while mopping the floor and I laughed incredibly hard.

  • @TheCombatEditor62
    @TheCombatEditor62 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    28:50 for the record I'm Catholic and that statue does look a bit creepy to me too.
    on a more serious note, I feel so bad for that poor lady! she already had a good connection with God and she was duped into following a cult that no doubt robbed her and her children of their hope and joy. I hope she returns to her old faith someday, and celebrates Christmas again.
    (not sure why her parents would kick her out, though. that's not a very Christian thing to do, if the story is true.)

  • @richard51
    @richard51 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    30:44 made me cringe, you referred to Israel as occupied Palestine

  • @MartijnMuller
    @MartijnMuller หลายเดือนก่อน

    What I wouldn't give to see a technological debate between the governing body and Bart Ehrman or Alex O'Connor.

  • @kevinjackson2361
    @kevinjackson2361 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    So by your logic, someone went around and changed 5000 manuscripts, made sure no one could tell, and after that happened then they were all the same? From that point forward no one ever changed them again,, Is that what your saying? It would have to be one guy or a group that knew what changes they would make and why would they do that? Would they gain power? Prestige? or was it for money? Those are about the only reasons someone would undertake such a monumental task.. btw Not a JW or defending what they are teaching, but there is certain criteria used to authenticate historical writings.

  • @-The-weird-kid-
    @-The-weird-kid- 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    Its not Gabriel its gay- 💀✌️🏳️‍🌈
    1:51
    (i cant find it 😭)
    (I FOUND IT🎉✌️)

    • @marklee3587
      @marklee3587 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      It's Briel, he's the only gay in the villa... ehm I mean heavens! 😂