Yknow the kids pretty reasonable, he'll let you play on his pc and his bass and everything else just leave the fuckin monster truck alone, sure man that's fine
I’ve been working as an assistant instructor at a yacht club. I’ve mostly been teaching little kids around 9 years of age. And the way you said “monster twuck” gave me a frickin anxiety spike.
"I'll fuckin' bite you on your arm" hits a little too close to home. I'm not ashamed to admit that, when I was a kid, I was a serial biter. It works as both an offense and a defense. It's pretty much the ultimate weapon.
The little smirk during the "that you'd like to hit" sells that line incredibly well. It's like you can practically see the tiny bastard and his smug face for a second there.
TO BE FAIR... All he asks is you dont touch his monster truck man that seems fair he lets you play with literally everything else INCLUDING his spider man lamp which... i dont think i'd let you to be fair... oh god i am that little shit like that...
@@tomcardy1 Tom, hey Tom, Tom...Spotify when? Tom seriously, I want to listen to this in the car without getting distracted by the video Tom. Come on Tom.
This kid is a machiavelic genious: He flexes on his guest by allowing him access to all the toys and games he owns, giving him authority on everything and anything excempting the single best thing in the house, truly a masterclass on the nature of temptation.
I love how Daniel is just standing in absolute oblivion, just waiting for his friend to come over, so he can kill him if he touches the monster truck. like, bitch how? how do you make such outstandingly impeccable masterpieces?
The end of this song is my most favorite thing I've ever found on the internet. The rhythm, the melody, the fact that a fully grown man stole a little kid's toy because he was being a brat in a supermarket and the grown man now taunting him on the internet about it. It's just perfection
How does he capture the attitude and behaviour of a child so well. Especially at the "my mum says your dad is a cuck" like yeah that's exactly how a child would stand and say that
This is a banger but also its so interesting how well u convey the Kid Vibe and thinking about how ppl learn to use facial expressions socially as they grow up and get used to their bodies
This song gets me every time, because not only are the literal subject matter and lyrics hilarious, the undertone of these two awful family scenarios is almost funnier
I like to think Tom just found an old monster truck toy in a box with that hat and slowly looked between the two until realising he could make a song out of this character
I had this song stuck in my head yesterday. I've listened to it no less than 100 times since then. Still stuck in my head. ...still haven't gotten tired of it, either.
I'm sure he saw the truck while at a supermarket and went, "Thats neat, would be a real shame if someone... Touched it" And now we are all singing along.
I really hope this is what you were like as a kid 😂 "I am a little shit, the kinda kid that you'd like to hit" - and then getting hit by mum "in a CROWDED SUPERMARKET" that last bit gets me everytime
No one is talking about the incredible mustache on this small child. He doesn't need to flex about drinking coke or his Dad with that glorious bastard of a lip-cosy.
Played this multiple times on a long moving trip to Chicago, spent the next day bringing boxes in and singing "I AM A... LITTLE SHIT..." thank u for this bop
Personally im pro-daniel. His request is simple snd delivered to you directly: do not touch his monster truck. He even offers many alternatives, such as fortnite, his slap base, or even his tonka truck. We could all only hope to deal with people who have such clear communication skills
The part about not knowing what that one word means just cracks me up, such a masterful bait and switch. Instinctively just burst out laughing each time it comes, EVEN WHEN I KNOW IT'S COMING. Phrasing.
"All you got, is a marriage on the rocks, a the feeling you fucked up ,from touching my monster truck" sounds personal as hell and came out way too smooth for a first time ever saying 🤣🤣🤣🤣
You know what ? I'll leave a comment as well, just stating the obvious again : this is pure gold all the way ! Please keep these coming and thank you so much !
Yknow the kids pretty reasonable, he'll let you play on his pc and his bass and everything else just leave the fuckin monster truck alone, sure man that's fine
he will even let you play with his legos. I think it's pretty fair
AGREED
Heathy boundaries.
He even gave express permission to play with his Tonka truck. There is only one rule
Except the poor shaming blackmail
The "all you got is a marriage on the rocks.." part is so fucking catchy literally can't
You're using HYPERBOLE!
The slap bass parts a banger
Its the background singing for me at that particular part why I love this this so much.
I know right???
And the feeling that you f**ked up by touching my monster truck 🚚
So Tom ran into an annoying kid at a supermarket this week
i mean where do you think he got the truck for this video?
@@theninja200 right
Likely
@@theninja200 good question
@@theninja200 I mean to be fair, he seems like the kinda guy who'd just... have one of those.
"I'm allowed to drink coke" actual flex
Ruined my teeth
I'm glad to be part of the minority to understand that line.
Damn, imagine drinking a powder.
It’s pronounced “I’m awowed to dwink coca cowa”
Hey man. Not cool. Some of our mothers were psychopaths who tried to convince us sparkling water was good 🤢
I’ve been working as an assistant instructor at a yacht club. I’ve mostly been teaching little kids around 9 years of age.
And the way you said “monster twuck” gave me a frickin anxiety spike.
I think u need to see the rapist
fun fact: the word yacht is so bad that not even the fr*nch like it, it’s from dutch btw
@@mrblakeboy1420 imagine censoring French
@@The-Eye866couldn't be me
@@mrblakeboy1420 did this mf censor french?
"I'll fuckin' bite you on your arm" hits a little too close to home. I'm not ashamed to admit that, when I was a kid, I was a serial biter. It works as both an offense and a defense. It's pretty much the ultimate weapon.
no one expects a bite
Dude same, that was my primary reaction to bullying
Plus they can't take it away! You're always armed with teeth!!
Same
I'd just throw rocks at the people that wronged me lol
Here’s how Australia can win the Eurovision:
get Tom to represent Australia pls, 12 points from Spain
@@hyunjaesluts as a spaniard, I second this
@Max all the points from Russia
Step one: move the continent to Europe
@@manicmuffin but Australia already participates in Eurovision
The little smirk during the "that you'd like to hit" sells that line incredibly well. It's like you can practically see the tiny bastard and his smug face for a second there.
Gives off the same vibes as the kid from Shrek that says “do that roar”
"I know for a fact you got no dunkaroos or fruit roll up in your two bedroom apartment" hit too fucking hard lmfao
All you got is a marriage on the rocks
*And the feeling that you fucked up by touching my monster truck*
Most savage kid ever
Oh i thought they were rollos or something🤣
And then followed by “all you gotta is a marriage on the rocks” felt like being stabbed (and maybe just a little far)
too real 😂
It’s fucking wild, that no matter where you live or where you grew up, everyone knows a little shit like this
TO BE FAIR... All he asks is you dont touch his monster truck man that seems fair he lets you play with literally everything else INCLUDING his spider man lamp which... i dont think i'd let you to be fair... oh god i am that little shit like that...
@@filthyjones6150 I think the little shit part comes in when he blackmails his monster truck touching friend for being poor
Prick even got my Voltron little fuck. And the fury still hasn’t subsided after 28 years…. 🤣🤣
@@yusufthegreat1232 i mean... he DID touch his monster truck so... you know i see where the little shit is coming from i guess
Nope. Never met anyone like that.
This is so fucking good, Tom. WHY IS THERE NO ALBUM I CAN BUY
Soooon grasshopper
@@tomcardy1 This had better have that Ghostbusters remix on it because that song goes incredibly hard.
@@tomcardy1 RemindMe! 1 day 2 days 3 days 4 days 5 days 6 days 1 week 1 monster truck
@@tomcardy1
I dont need sleep i need answers.
@@tomcardy1 Tom, hey Tom, Tom...Spotify when? Tom seriously, I want to listen to this in the car without getting distracted by the video Tom. Come on Tom.
This kid is a machiavelic genious: He flexes on his guest by allowing him access to all the toys and games he owns, giving him authority on everything and anything excempting the single best thing in the house, truly a masterclass on the nature of temptation.
I love how perfectly you captured the weirdness of kids
I love how Daniel is just standing in absolute oblivion, just waiting for his friend to come over, so he can kill him if he touches the monster truck. like, bitch how? how do you make such outstandingly impeccable masterpieces?
I've only known of this man for 24 hours but I'm in love
same!
Saaaameeee
I don't know if I am more impressed by the song or the mustache
They should ask this in ethics classes
Why not both?
for me it's the rickenbacker just casually sitting on the couch
Especially since he's supposed to be a kid
Both is good
How can a cop be this talented? It's amazing.
He’s definitely not a cop. He’s a business man with a business plan
@@dorn0531 Who's gonna make you money in business land
@@WinnieTheBlue1 he's a cool guy, talkin' bout GameStop
@@dorn0531 and he’s definitely not a cop
@@CaelumSammons I think that he's a cop
Why do I get the feeling he absolutely stole that monster truck.
I really felt it when you sang “feeling that you fucked up by touching my monster truck”
Holy shit this one of the best songs I’ve ever heard
The end of this song is my most favorite thing I've ever found on the internet. The rhythm, the melody, the fact that a fully grown man stole a little kid's toy because he was being a brat in a supermarket and the grown man now taunting him on the internet about it. It's just perfection
It's so weeird how music like this SHOULDN'T be good, but you make it an absolute banger
And here comes another absolute BANGER
this kid is going be really good at making boundaries in relationships.
But only when it's about touching his monstuh twuck.
0:53 that whole line is just so epic
I think about this song once a week. Tom gets so specific with scenarios and yet somehow gets a whole mood perfectly. Keep doing your thing man.
this unironically slaps and it's upsetting
How does he capture the attitude and behaviour of a child so well. Especially at the "my mum says your dad is a cuck" like yeah that's exactly how a child would stand and say that
Holy shit this is FIRE. Songwriting production and engineering is freakin top notch
I keep coming back, this is illegally catchy.
You've been on the front page of reddit a few times in the last month. I hope you've been getting the credit and the bump. You deserve it, man.
he's the one posting them to reddit :)
Making music like this, he's definitely got a bump of something.
@@fallbackfallion "because twice a week you get on the bags"
This is a banger but also its so interesting how well u convey the Kid Vibe and thinking about how ppl learn to use facial expressions socially as they grow up and get used to their bodies
Literally woke up with this song in my head, and I hadnt listened to it in about 2 weeks. That's what a banger it is. Take a bow Tom
the synth line at 0:58 melted my brain
like smoothie
I like to think that Tom is trapped in that music studio room.
That would explain a lot...
I love the story that you tell and how you get the listener through the story.
This song gets me every time, because not only are the literal subject matter and lyrics hilarious, the undertone of these two awful family scenarios is almost funnier
Those vocal harmonies, though.
*chef's kiss*
Okay, you didn’t quite have me at first, but this turned into something very, very special.
I like to think Tom just found an old monster truck toy in a box with that hat and slowly looked between the two until realising he could make a song out of this character
“My dad could beat up your dad.”
This just about sums up my whole kindergarten experience.
Well not all of us have John Cena as our dads, sheesh.
@@hahahaaha7208 Your dad isn’t John Cena?
@@orangeystudios2070 Its not?!? How?!
@@thecoolestnakedmolerat3910 Chill out.
“my dad is john cena” my entire childhood on roblox
The bass in this is ridiculously sick.
I lost it at "Your home doesn't have fruit roll-ups."
Sometimes i feel like Tom is projecting past experiences.
Oh, absolutely
I had this song stuck in my head yesterday. I've listened to it no less than 100 times since then. Still stuck in my head. ...still haven't gotten tired of it, either.
this is just specific enough to make me think it's based off a true story
This is a JAM, holy shit
The clap edits are so crisp! Love the song!
That organ to close out the banger. Whew. I need a cigarette.
Tom channels his inner child perfectly
Dude. This is legendary. I have literally loved every song I’ve heard from you more than the last.
Small channels are all the rage right now. This one's finna blow up.
This is exactly how my 7 and 8-year-old nephews speak to each other
I'm sure he saw the truck while at a supermarket and went, "Thats neat, would be a real shame if someone... Touched it" And now we are all singing along.
The 10 dislikes from kids who got their arm bit touching the truck
I really hope this is what you were like as a kid 😂 "I am a little shit, the kinda kid that you'd like to hit" - and then getting hit by mum "in a CROWDED SUPERMARKET" that last bit gets me everytime
I was on the fence until the breakdown. Freaking genius. How do we get him on NPR Tiny Desk?
"You can touch my bike or my kite or my spiderman light"
Best line. I am loving the groove on this tune 😆
the scratch at 1:12 is fireeeeeeee
The extra harmonies on the album version are awesome
This is now stuck in my head. Thank you. I had another song stuck but this is much better!
I could spend my whole life watching these videos man. I love it.
i've been listening to this vid for 4-5 days straight, i swear
Kid in supermarket: “muuuum, can I get the monsta twuk?”
Tom, staring at them from the other end of the isle: *oh yeah, I can make somin outa this*
WE NEED AN OFFICIAL VIDEO FOR THIS MASTERCLASS !!!
A notification for one of your videos makes me more excited than any other channel. Always a treat
No one is talking about the incredible mustache on this small child.
He doesn't need to flex about drinking coke or his Dad with that glorious bastard of a lip-cosy.
That Hammond solo starting at 01:30 is fire!
Played this multiple times on a long moving trip to Chicago, spent the next day bringing boxes in and singing "I AM A... LITTLE SHIT..."
thank u for this bop
I used to have a very cool electric blue magnetic monster truck.
Some "friends" who came home stole it.
I was really sad. It was super cool.
Oh man that sucks, sorry to hear that :c
Personally im pro-daniel. His request is simple snd delivered to you directly: do not touch his monster truck. He even offers many alternatives, such as fortnite, his slap base, or even his tonka truck. We could all only hope to deal with people who have such clear communication skills
There's something about this arrangement that sounds like it's part of the Spyro the Dragon soundtrack, especially at 0:59.
The part about not knowing what that one word means just cracks me up, such a masterful bait and switch. Instinctively just burst out laughing each time it comes, EVEN WHEN I KNOW IT'S COMING. Phrasing.
I listen to this song at least once or twice a day. It never fails to make me smile. Thank you :)
I just got a recommended playlist for children, and half of it is Tom Cardy. Satire doesn’t mean for kids 😂😂
Unironically listening to this song in the car > everything else
Idk why, but 0:54 is my favorite part of the song. Might be the burn, but the whole couple seconds just meshes so damn well together
I love Tom so much, man. This song makes me nostalgic bcuz the beginning reminds me of MC Chris's old music.
I’m absolutely obsessed with the way he says twuck
Damn!!! That was savagely good. It's almost insulting that you don't have millions of subscribers.
I’m entirely here for the “marriage on the rocks” line
I absolutely hate how you managed to hold the truck like little kids hold things
Seeing how Tom writes most of his songs out of personal spite, I'm guessing he saw a screaming kid in a supermarket.
Tom Cardy wrote this when he was 10. Truly a musical genius.
I wish everyone in the world was as talented at anything as Tom is at writing nonsensical bangers.
This has really strong Gus Johnson vibes, and it's not just the stache
"All you got, is a marriage on the rocks, a the feeling you fucked up ,from touching my monster truck" sounds personal as hell and came out way too smooth for a first time ever saying 🤣🤣🤣🤣
0:53 I don't know the reason why I love that accent on words like got and rock
Phew, I thought it was just me!!
I've never wanted to touch anything more that I want to touch that monster truck.
Such a shame these gems aren't on Spotify. Although we would have to miss those great dancing manoeuvres
Well this comment held up well... *points to spotify*
Wonder how John Cena would feel to know that his name rhymes wonderfully with "weird wiener" 1:20
I can’t stop playing back the drop, I fucking love it
You REALLY got to put an album together that I can buy.
Need to play this everywhere I go
I can't explain how many times I've seen this video every part of it is so good
Im convinced that Tom went to the walmart and saw that cool monster truck and decided to make a video of it.
Are planning to put all your songs on Spotify?
Hell yeah. After this one I realised I almost have enough long ones (or long one potentials) to make an E.P. Next few months, stay tunnnnnned!
@@tomcardy1 hell ye
@@tomcardy1 don't forget soundcloud :S
@@tomcardy1 Oh god pleeeease make a full version of Repress it!
@@thejakery this is what the world truly needs
This is unironically my fav tom song. The musicianship here is insane.
You know what ? I'll leave a comment as well, just stating the obvious
again : this is pure gold all the way ! Please keep these coming and
thank you so much !
This man is a grown-up but his facial expressions gives off a 6-year-old kid vibe am i the only one thinking that?
There's just something about slap bass that's actually incredible.
I've been waiting for you to do a whole song.
This is better than I could have imagined!
Thank you!