I'm legit going to a funeral of a guy who would want this song played at his funeral trying to figure out if I can play this on mando.... I don't think I can learn it in time, lol. RIP.
Yeah, like the person above said, its common for musicians to move to the beat to help keep time. Like when you see someone tapping their foot while playing.
Right now you’ve given A LOT of people ideas how to quit. I for one will hire a person to sing pants drunk to my partner once I leave but only when she asks “What will you do without me
I’d actually argue that principle is one of the main reasons this is so good. Because this song is about no longer caring, and he shows that by no longer caring about social norms or what impression he gives.
I want to know which suit shop has bearded gentlemen singing in them and playing the tiny banjo. I will buy my suits there until I can no longer wear one once I find it.
Plumbers, Electricians, nurses, are among essential jobs that society would just shutdown if they disappear! Corporate desk jokeys are salty because they re NOT essential 😂
As an essential worker working both full time at my job, and full time in college, sometimes when I feel slightly soulless, I play this, and it redefines my soulless feeling in the best way possible. Like, the day sucked, but I can efficiently not care at all after listening to this! So great!
@@MokkaMatti Some jobs are essential for there to be society the way we define it today. The people aren't essential according to corporate, that's why many of us are under paid while they (grocery store example) made record profits during the pandemic- that's why so many leave some of these jobs (can't afford food or home, especially with families) Where I work, a manager got punched in the gut, and when he defended himself, he got written up- We can't even defend ourselves. I'm not specifically referring to myself, essential worker applies to everyone who you need in society- there's a full production line- and those who do the hardest work, are getting undervalued and aren't paid enough to live. If you no longer had people supplying your food, or those who were medical professionals, you would no longer enjoy the quality of your life the way it is now.
@dalepowell7317 Meh ...I was high when i wrote it "COMMA" and high right now "EXCLAMATION POINT" I quit my job "COMMA" and moved back to my home town thanks to this song "PERIOD" it was a compliment to the writer/ singer "PERIOD"
Played this on my last day at the office. While my colleagues were laughing theyre asses, my boss was seriously listening and came to me and asked me if the office really was that bad? I said, yes and no. Last i heard they made some changes in how they handle the employees. All positive.
@@RAF-cc1ng I agree. He listened and therefore it helped future employee's. However I still pray for @rata TGP as well as you and all others. JESUS is King!
I can just imagine a musical montage set to this, where Wade is destroying everything in his path, but has absolutely NO interest in what he's doing, like its all just the motions now
This guy is singing straight from my heart. Don't ever feel bad when someone doesn't like you singing this, you gem, you genius, you legend, there are countless others whose feelings echo in your song!
Lyrics: I’ve tried, tried, tried And I’ve tried even more I’ve Cried, Cried, Cried And I can’t recall what for I’ve pressed, I’ve pushed, I’ve yelled, I’ve begged In hope of some success But the inevitable fact is that It never will impress I’ve no more fucks to give, My fucks have runneth dry, I’ve tried to go fuck shopping But there’s no fucks left to buy I’ve no more fucks to give, Though more fucks I’ve tried to get, I’m over my fuck budget and I’m now in fucking debt I strive, strive, strive To get everything done I’ve played by all the rules But I’ve very rarely won, I’ve smiled, I’ve charmed, I’ve wooed I’ve laughed, Alas to no avail I’ve run round like a moron, To unequivocally fail! I’ve no more fucks to give, My fuck fuse has just blown, I’ve been hunting for my fucks all day, But they’ve upped and fucked off home, I’ve no more fucks to give, My fuck rations are depleted, I’ve rallied my fuck army but It’s been fucking defeated! The effort has just not been worth The time or the expense I’ve exhausted all my energy For minimal recompense The complete lack of acknowledgement Has now begun to gall And I’ve come to realise that I Don’t give a fuck at all! I’ve no more fucks to give, My fucks have flown away, My fucks are now so fucked off They’ve refused to fucking stay! I’ve no more fucks to give, My fucks have gone insane They’ve come back round and passed me While they’re fucking off again! I’ve no more fucks to give, My fucks have all dissolved, I’ve planned many projects But my fucks won’t be involved! I’ve no more fucks to give, My fucks have all been spent, They’ve fucked off from the building And I don’t know where they went! I’ve no more fucks to give, I’ve no more fucks to give, I’ve no more fucks, I’ve no more fucks, I’ve no more fucks to give!
@@mrt.5208 No prob. I got the lyrics in tumblr and thought to paste it here. I tried to look for it again to credit the person but I have trouble finding the tumblr post.
@@adamrodgers9175 It was making the rounds but sometimes people don't give credit. That's probably how you missed it because that's what happened for me and a few people I know 😅
The fact that a proper English gent, is singing this in a suit shop, just adds to the brilliance. It would lose it greatness, if it was done in a ran down old pub. AWESOME VIDEO
Here is the Original Semitic Text. HERE is The Savior YaH The Heavenly FATHER HIMSELF was Who they Crucified for our sins and “HERE IS THE PROOF” From the Ancient Semitic Scroll: "Yad He Vav He" is what Moses wrote, when Moses asked YaH His Name (Exodus 3) Ancient Semitic Direct Translation Yad - "Behold The Hand" He - "Behold the Breath" Vav - "Behold The NAIL"
2:17 "they've come back round to pass me while there fucking off again!" Im imagining flying hands giving the middle finger to the guy as they fly past Its the funniest fucking thing ever XD
how to instantly win an argument: play this song how to instantly quit your job: play this song as you walk out the door how to instantly make someone laugh: play this fricking song
I was told last year that I will be taking over two sections that was mismanaged and I will be in charge of getting them on track I wanted to play this song during that meeting
LYRICS: I’ve tried, tried, tried And I’ve tried even more I’ve Cried, Cried, Cried And I can’t recall what for I’ve pressed, I’ve pushed, I’ve yelled, I’ve begged In hope of some success But the inevitable fact is that It never will impress I’ve no more fucks to give, My fucks have runneth dry, I’ve tried to go fuck shopping But there’s no fucks left to buy I’ve no more fucks to give, Though more fucks I’ve tried to get, I’m over my fuck budget and I’m now in fucking debt I strive, strive, strive To get everything done I’ve played by all the rules But I’ve very rarely won, I’ve smiled, I’ve charmed, I’ve wooed I’ve laughed, Alas to no avail I’ve run round like a moron, To unequivocally fail! I’ve no more fucks to give, My fuck fuse has just blown, I’ve been hunting for my fucks all day, But they’ve upped and fucked off home, I’ve no more fucks to give, My fuck rations are depleted, I’ve rallied my fuck army but It’s been fucking defeated! The effort has just not been worth The time or the expense I’ve exhausted all my energy For minimal recompense The distinct lack of acknowledgement Has now begun to gall And I’ve come to realize that I don’t give a fuck at all! I’ve no more fucks to give, My fucks have flown away, My fucks are now so fucked off They’ve refused to fucking stay! I’ve no more fucks to give, My fucks have gone insane They’ve come back round and passed me While they’re fucking off again! I’ve no more fucks to give, My fucks have all dissolved, I’ve planned many projects But my fucks won’t be involved! I’ve no more fucks to give, My fucks have all been spent, They’ve fucked off from the building And I don’t know where they went! I’ve no more fucks to give, I’ve no more fucks to give, I’ve no more fucks, I’ve no more fucks, I’ve no more fucks to give!
Oh my gosh, I love that you said that. My 30yo son has the most manly of manly beards, like this without the little twirl. It's an amazing creation. But having grown up with no guy having facial hair (except the 70s porn mustache), and then guys having very groomed little goatee-type beards (which I love), I worried a bit on the impression my son was making. I am not shallow. He was allowed to do his hair how he wanted (buzz cut for years, then he wore it long for a while). I just worried about his impression since he owns his own business. HE jokes to ME that he looks "like a homeless guy". But after I saw your comment, I poked around the internet a bit and see the full beard is a thing. I need to get out more....
I try, try, try, to get this song out my head; I cry, cry, cry, if I'd rather just be dead; I view, I watch, I hear, I play this bloody song all day; In hopes it ends the torment but this ear worm's here to stay; I've no more fucks to give~~ * bangs head on desk while singing along again *
This song is in my head all the time. My radio doesn't work in my car, and it runs through my head the whole way to work and then the whole drive home.
@@lzrshark617 You could actually load it into iMovie and do just that if you have a Mac since iMovie has a whole whack of vision filters. First though you'll have to steal the video clip . . . Hopefully Thomas Benjamin Wild won't have a fuck to give about you doing that.
My mother was just telling me about how fed up she's been with her colleagues and that she just gave her notice of retirement. Mere minutes later I stumbled into this little gem. She now claims it as her "anthem". xD
Aye, makes me want to grow my beard again. It saddens me that in my line of work wearing a suit would be weird. If I could I'd rock a 3 piece everyday.
![The Dead South - In Hell I'll Be In Good Company [Official Music Video]](http://i.ytimg.com/vi/B9FzVhw8_bY/mqdefault.jpg)
"I'm over my fuck budget and now I'm in fucking debt"
God I love that so much
I keep woundering to myself what would look like animated. Or the whole song for that matter
@@evepayler1461 th-cam.com/video/iB1c68B1iLg/w-d-xo.html
@Bigg GIB'S fun house its not germany's, thats for sure!
@Bigg GIB'S fun house ya know Germany lost the wars and all
“My fucks are now so fucked off, they refuse to fucking stay”
The fact that this mini concert is being held at a tailors is just adding to the pile of hilarity
A haberdashery. ;-)
For some reason, I'm imagining Elim Garak standing in the corner with an enigmatic smile.
“Pile of hilarity” is so perfect!
i disagree. i proffer that the detail adds to its CLASS.
@@eldorados_lost_searcher Ahhh, to stumble upon Star Trek in the wild
When you're sad and broken but your personality is unrelentingly upbeat
This is way too relatable.
Mood
Mood as fuck
And everyone that liked this comment completely relates haha
That's me
I never truly appreciated this song until I listened to it on a bad day and thought "This is my anthem."
You have days where you DON'T feel like this??? Reveal to me your secrets happiness wizard!
@@KateCantDraw cat cuddles and chocolate 🍫
@@owenatkinson5744 but...but I have those things and I'm still....fine, keep your secrets (눈‸눈)
@@KateCantDraw oh, I forgot copious prescription medicine. That's probably the most important one 😅
@@owenatkinson5744 I GOT THAT TOO DON'T YOU HOLD OUT ON ME XD
Now _that_ is a sophisticated location for a gentleman's concert.
Well, like he said... actually
Hello you now have a thousand likes!!!
Sorry but I see no cigars
The clothes make the man after all.
Indeed.
I want this song played at my funeral.
I'm legit going to a funeral of a guy who would want this song played at his funeral trying to figure out if I can play this on mando.... I don't think I can learn it in time, lol. RIP.
Fucks are this man's life force, he ran out, so he died. Here lies a man that couldn't give a fuck. Rest in peace
I will be there to pour out some fucking whiskey for you!
Especially the part at 2:38.
His singing voice sounds so good but amplifies his comedic song about no more F’s and I am trying to hold back laughing like a mad man
The fact he's so chill really drives home the point he's reached. If you're getting upset you still have fucks to give.
Yes.
@Derian Setoguchi And yet here we are, reading your comment you gave enough of a one to write up and post.
@@Megalomaniakaal So this would mean you gave enough fuck to tell Derian, that they indeed do give a fuck?
@@Jakob_The_Stoic_Norseman perhaps so
@@openedjar4614 I most definitely give a f**k about the amazing song...
2024 and it's still one of the greatest songs ever written.
In 2024 this song has never been so relevant
Yes sir. Listen to this genius since day one this masterpiece released( have the CDs). And sing it everyday
@@harrykhunt9179And it keeps getting more relevant.
@@crimsonstar6247 It will become more relevant over the next 4 years.
2025 just came in and its still one of the greatest songs
If this isn't playing at my funeral I ain't dying
What is this quality content. Where is it coming from...
Uh, who wants to tell him?
@@starsoftheuniverse470 Armando Iannucci covered it pretty well.
ZOMBIE STALIN CONFIRMED
Nice to see you again
The fact he was able to continue singing uninterrupted through the whole damn thing makes this legendary.
What could people say or chant that would make it even more funny! Hahaha this is epic!!!!
Lmao he doesn’t got a fuck to give
Honestly I'd just harmonise or beatbox, superb song.
Why? :o
In the words of Zefrank, that is how the musician do.
I'm retiring in 66 days. I'll be singing this song on my way out the door.
Michael Shatto it’s very fitting 😁👌🏼
FUCK YES
64 days to go ;)
congratulations
Record it, dude. We need this
I don’t know if I should laugh or cry at how relatable this is 😅
yes
The little bounce he does is fucking adorable
Fucking pun tho
he is keeping time
Yeah, like the person above said, its common for musicians to move to the beat to help keep time. Like when you see someone tapping their foot while playing.
@@oricalu448 I mean I was trying to make a pun but aight
@@Eanso-706 none of those words are synonyms or homophones, I don’t think you mean “pun” here
The fact that he does that with a straight face is legendary
If he laughed, it would mean he gave a f*ck. And he has none left to give.
he didnt give a fuck
😂
perhaps he's living it, not just singing it :)
💀🤣🤣🤣
This is the happiest sounding song about losing all hope that I’ve ever heard. I love it.
Oh, you're gonna love "No Children" by The Mountain Goats then-if you haven't heard it already
Motivational nihilism
Hope has not been lost. There just isn't anymore fucks.
Bullet by Hollywood Undead
Concur!
If they refuse to play this at my funeral then I ain’t coming.
Yup! Just get up and walk right outta there!
@@catlover2223or get up and play it yourself, one last song, play your own damned self out as it were
When I go, I'm getting cremated so they can play Another One Bites the Dust at my funeral
Very rarely do you hear effective rhymes using "unequivocally" and "recompense" which just adds to this guy's level of genius.
Yup!
I mean, unequivocally wasn't the part being rhymed was it? No argument on the other rhyme though!
@@Twisted_Code last to no avail - unequivocally fail. Definitely part of the rhyme scheme
instead of very rarely, you could have used "seldom" :D
Reminded me of Pink Floyd's use of the words 'incontrovertible" and "capitulate." ... Better education through rock-n-roll!
If 2021 was ever made into a song this is it.
No. This is 2020
Daniel A yeah it’s definitely for 2020.
WHao you wrote that 4months ago, and here we are now XD
2020's theme song right now.
7 months into the year and this has aged beautifully.
If I ever win the lotto, I'm hiring this guy to sing this as I walk to my boss's office to quit.
Right now you’ve given A LOT of people ideas how to quit. I for one will hire a person to sing pants drunk to my partner once I leave but only when she asks
“What will you do without me
That is brilliant!
😆
@@Nozerone for fucking real no fucks to give xP
This is genius, I might do the same 👀 thanks for the idea 😂😂😂
This will never get old, I saw it for the first time like 6 years ago and I still look it up at least twice a year. 😂😂😂
Likewise, at least twice to remind me!
“My fuck rations are depleted, I’ve rallied my fuck army but it’s been fucking defeated”
Possibly the greatest line of any song ever.
"My fucks have all dissolved, I plan many projects but my fucks won't be involved"...
I've no more ducks to give.
legit putin’s thoughts.
Yes it is
Excellent eh 😂😂😂
When people say "introducing swearing into a song degrades its intellect" point them to this song.
Well I mean, this was less a song and more a comedy bit. But I get the point.
@@panther-nk2hn The guy still has a better vocabulary than most people.
I’d actually argue that principle is one of the main reasons this is so good. Because this song is about no longer caring, and he shows that by no longer caring about social norms or what impression he gives.
Tim Minchin Pope song.
@@MrCoreyCoreyCorey An excellent example of where swearing adds to the song (and makes the point).
I want to know which suit shop has bearded gentlemen singing in them and playing the tiny banjo.
I will buy my suits there until I can no longer wear one once I find it.
Is that a banjo or a ukulele
I believe it is a banjolele
Read the description.
❤
You know what if Jesus has sung this song whilst on the crucifix? It would be monty python on a whole new level
I feel like im going to be here more often over the next 4 years
I've watched this more than I'm willing to admit
loooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooop
Mood
I think the ability to give no more (expletive redacted) is a sometimes a super power.
I'm probably at 200-300 views by now.
We all have.
Everyone talking about how good his voice is
*Me just thinking about how good his beard is*
Me just thinking how he rocks that pocket watch fob
Heavy Simon Whistler vibes
I also have beard envy. I have the ability, just not the patience.
Me thinking both
Same
This song is more passive aggressive than the upside down happy face
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2024 and there is still NOTHING out there that even comes close to this beautiful love song
Petition to make this our planet earth anthem anyone?
hear hear! aye! 🤣
@@LSFA-KrissyL16 AYE!
aye
AYE!
Ha ha Hell yeah
Watched this while drunk. Guess who has a banjo arriving in two days from Amazon...
Today in "Things that never happened":
It isn't a banjo
86116 Expertech what instrument is it? I was trying to figure it out!! I want the sheet music lol
@@Expertech-pq4yr
Lol. OP fail.
@@AllieGreer its a uke but shaped like a banjo
The fact that this man can sing this with a straight face
Probably lots of practice
No it makes sense. He genuinely has no more fucks to give. That’s no smiling matter.
I work in a warehouse in England for Germans and I could sing it with a straighter face than Bengies.
@@MrJimbaloidmakes sense. German humour is no laughing matter
It’s called rehearsing
“[Music] fuck.” ah thank you subtitles I would’ve never known without you
The whole subtitles are a mess.
This guy deserves a Grammy for this.
Nobel prize for not giving a fuck...
I agree
I would personally award him one, but I've no more Grammys to give.
@@wolframstahl1263 el amo
Rarely does a person create story song that everyone on Earth can agree on.
This is the anthem of quarantine kids getting school work
very true
Agreed
Indubitably
I don't even do it lmfao.
100% can confirm this is true
For those who say cursing is used only by teenagers and thugs, I'll explain to them that this Gentleman exists.
If used properly profanity works.
Literally no one says that
As an Aussie I call bullshit lol
@@afonsoalmada6945 this is not a true statement.
A long process will now occur, please grab some popcorn or your favorite snack for this will take some explaining to understand.
My favorite part of this is the instrument and his voice genuinely sound like they’re coming from a really old record
As an "essential" worker I cannot express just how much I LOVE this song
How goes being a hostage for capitalism?
No one is essential. Get over yourself.
Plumbers, Electricians, nurses, are among essential jobs that society would just shutdown if they disappear!
Corporate desk jokeys are salty because they re NOT essential 😂
As an essential worker working both full time at my job, and full time in college, sometimes when I feel slightly soulless, I play this, and it redefines my soulless feeling in the best way possible. Like, the day sucked, but I can efficiently not care at all after listening to this! So great!
@@MokkaMatti Some jobs are essential for there to be society the way we define it today. The people aren't essential according to corporate, that's why many of us are under paid while they (grocery store example) made record profits during the pandemic- that's why so many leave some of these jobs (can't afford food or home, especially with families) Where I work, a manager got punched in the gut, and when he defended himself, he got written up- We can't even defend ourselves. I'm not specifically referring to myself, essential worker applies to everyone who you need in society- there's a full production line- and those who do the hardest work, are getting undervalued and aren't paid enough to live. If you no longer had people supplying your food, or those who were medical professionals, you would no longer enjoy the quality of your life the way it is now.
I quit my job earlier this year and sent his song to all staff via email then left the building. Feels good man, awesome song.
I took a leaf out of your book my friend. Girl I slept with gave me clamidia. I sent her the link to song “goodness gracious great balls of fire!!”
You are a legend!
@@MaximumMatador oh thanks dude
@@evepayler1461 big balls by acdc right
Classic man, classic.
This dude really went the extra mile and put the lyrics _with tabs_ in the description. You don't see that every day.
Could you have expected anything less than properness with the fancy shmancy dignification of such a bonafide performance?
@@saywhatyougottaalready Looks like he made his money in snake oil or molasses lol
And went an extra mile and by putting in the chords
Those are chords in the description, not tabs :) but yes, chords are still definitely a rare level of commitment 👌
One for the homie for putting the chords up there! 🍾
You know when you feel something that has no words, yet invented, to express that feeling. This song captures my feelings perfectly.
So...the words have been invented then
@dalepowell7317 Perhaps in another language, a single word exists... like the Spanish word "pendejo".
@apocraphontripp4728 also you have a habit of using unnecessary commas
@dalepowell7317 Meh ...I was high when i wrote it "COMMA" and high right now "EXCLAMATION POINT" I quit my job "COMMA" and moved back to my home town thanks to this song "PERIOD" it was a compliment to the writer/ singer "PERIOD"
@apocraphontripp4728 I'm high now and was high then, too, and I still knew that what you said was stupid
Buddy, this song is the mood for the last two years, possibly the theme song of an entire generation right here
This song is without a doubt the Gen Z theme
@@inevitableruin290 Gen Z here, can confirm
@@inevitableruin290 can confirm
*insert crying thumbs up cat image here*
Agreed, this is pretty much the Gen Z anthem.
I almost want to learn to play the banjo and play this at work(unfortunately passengers may take it the wrong way, hearing their pilot sing this 😂)
It's a banjolele, the baby Yoda of banjos, the adorable love child of a banjo and a ukulele.
I'd be concerned he wouldn't give a fuck, I mean, last time someone didn't give a fuck while driving welp... drunk driving...
Yeah, not good
Do it
Mark maybe after the lockdown they will applause
“We’re experiencing engine problems but to put you at ease here’s a little ditty I sing when I’m stressed” 😂😂😂😂 it’s how you get into the Hall of Fame
When you're happy, you enjoy the music.
When you're sad, you understand the lyrics.
...and when I do both simultaneously?
You've reached inner peace... For now
@@PSkyukido We're just stoned
and somtimes this song makes you happy.
And when you're angry and frustrated you sing along and vent
This is my signature tune for my years in retail!!!
That this song didn't win a Grammy is the crime of the century.
RIGHT!!!😂😊
Just a Grammy? Give this ALL of the Grammy awards. For the whole millenia.
all those old hag hipsters were down, maybe thats what he wanted? Fuck
This would mean that the Grammys have a sliver of intelligence and that’s giving them far too much credit
Let’s make a list shall we ?
- great beard
- great song
- great voice
- great yukulele
- great location
- great public
-great suit
Ain't that a banjo
It's a banjolele
The beards sick and the suit does what it says in the tin ,perfection of style 👌🏻 the song fucking brilliant 👏
@@sadd_zero yes😂😂😂. Also he said "yukulele"
This needs to be played at my funeral - or I'm not going!
Agreed
how to be imortal
lives of spite
😂
Bros just gonna wake up, open his casket, and walk away if they don’t play this at his funeral
Here on election day in 2024 absolutely living this.
Same 😔
Oh there are fucks to buy, though, I just won't pay for them at these prices.
Fucking tariffs.
Gonna be replaying this one a lot. My field of fucks is barren.
Same
Played this on my last day at the office. While my colleagues were laughing theyre asses, my boss was seriously listening and came to me and asked me if the office really was that bad? I said, yes and no. Last i heard they made some changes in how they handle the employees. All positive.
Good boss
Praying for ya!
@@yawgmoth6568 Not quite good enough. @rata TGP still left the company.
@@Knight-Of-YAH-WEH No, the fact he actually cares and asked what is wrong and actually made changes proves he is a good boss.
@@RAF-cc1ng I agree. He listened and therefore it helped future employee's. However I still pray for @rata TGP as well as you and all others. JESUS is King!
I could imagine this song in Deadpool for some reason.
I can just imagine a musical montage set to this, where Wade is destroying everything in his path, but has absolutely NO interest in what he's doing, like its all just the motions now
Deadpool sucks
@@vecchioutente you suck
Petition to make it happen
this song should be the national anthem of trinidadian politicians
The fact that he can sing this song without cracking a laugh is even more legendary 🤣
The man just dosent give a fuck
He almost broke after the first verse, he had to take another round with bango.
Ladies and Gentlemen, this masterpiece is on Spotify
This song in a nutshell: I’m sick of everything but my optimistic personality is unrelenting
I agree borther
@@wonderfulsloth4239 pineapple brother?
Hello fellow pineapple
@@hayley9066 another one welcome
Go
…a rather jaunty tune that explores the delicate intricacies of having found oneself bereft of f***k’s. Bravo.
😂😂😂
This comment… bravo!
No surfeit here!
Finding oneself in such a predicament is a f*&^ing disaster. This is an ultimate loss of all the f***s.
I can tell by Your comment that You sir, Have indeed got a beard.
This guy is singing straight from my heart. Don't ever feel bad when someone doesn't like you singing this, you gem, you genius, you legend, there are countless others whose feelings echo in your song!
My parents are fighting downstairs so I put my headphones on and sang along as loud as possible...
I... can relate
y/rightthathappened.
Did they hear you? Because that would funny
@LazyH-Online How so?
@@2hotflavored666 because he has now send a hit square for you
But why is this in a men’s apparel store
hell if I know
Cause why not?
some sort of street festival I'm guessing !!! we have one in my town and every shop or bar you go in theres different acts going on 😂👌
Who gives a fuck?
@@thecactusman17 no one because the fuck's ran away.
Lyrics:
I’ve tried, tried, tried
And I’ve tried even more
I’ve Cried, Cried, Cried
And I can’t recall what for
I’ve pressed, I’ve pushed, I’ve yelled, I’ve begged
In hope of some success
But the inevitable fact is that
It never will impress
I’ve no more fucks to give,
My fucks have runneth dry,
I’ve tried to go fuck shopping
But there’s no fucks left to buy
I’ve no more fucks to give,
Though more fucks I’ve tried to get,
I’m over my fuck budget and
I’m now in fucking debt
I strive, strive, strive
To get everything done
I’ve played by all the rules
But I’ve very rarely won,
I’ve smiled, I’ve charmed, I’ve wooed I’ve laughed,
Alas to no avail
I’ve run round like a moron,
To unequivocally fail!
I’ve no more fucks to give,
My fuck fuse has just blown,
I’ve been hunting for my fucks all day,
But they’ve upped and fucked off home,
I’ve no more fucks to give,
My fuck rations are depleted,
I’ve rallied my fuck army but It’s been fucking defeated!
The effort has just not been worth
The time or the expense
I’ve exhausted all my energy
For minimal recompense
The complete lack of acknowledgement
Has now begun to gall
And I’ve come to realise that I
Don’t give a fuck at all!
I’ve no more fucks to give,
My fucks have flown away,
My fucks are now so fucked off
They’ve refused to fucking stay!
I’ve no more fucks to give,
My fucks have gone insane
They’ve come back round and passed me
While they’re fucking off again!
I’ve no more fucks to give,
My fucks have all dissolved,
I’ve planned many projects
But my fucks won’t be involved!
I’ve no more fucks to give,
My fucks have all been spent,
They’ve fucked off from the building
And I don’t know where they went!
I’ve no more fucks to give,
I’ve no more fucks to give,
I’ve no more fucks,
I’ve no more fucks,
I’ve no more fucks to give!
Out here doing the lord's work.
You’re a saint! This is awesome!
Thank you
@@mrt.5208 No prob. I got the lyrics in tumblr and thought to paste it here. I tried to look for it again to credit the person but I have trouble finding the tumblr post.
Thank you.
I cannot believe YT hasn’t taken this down. What a great, hilarious song! 🤣🤣🤣
This song came out two years too early.
I don't get how it didn't go viral then...I don't ever remember this showing up.
@@adamrodgers9175 It was making the rounds but sometimes people don't give credit. That's probably how you missed it because that's what happened for me and a few people I know 😅
@God certainly not this guy
That’s so fucking true
your name and profile pic really fit your comment
The anthem for anyone who has ever worked for minimum wage.
Yes
@Captain MufDyven That's management's entire job.
Right? If you're not working a dead end job, then you only think you understand this song.
Right tho? Like damn
Amen
When an superbly depressed person suddenly wake up being extremely optimistic
You mean me
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You have reached the peak of mankind
I feel called out
It's like a Meth addict was able to sing beautifully.
This song is my ringtone for the work number.
This man should be the first one to get immortality. We cannot lose him.
*salutes her*
He's from the 1800s he's already immortal
Валерия Карреон Agreed.
We need Jesus and Jesus needs him
Mees Baars But we need him more.
I’m studying for an exam and this is exactly the mood rn.
right there
@Agent Kevin Raat wow how did i not know this brilliant and hilarious parody existed? Thanks for sharing! XD
Me too mate! Me too!
How did the exam go?
Can we just appreciate the fact that this mad lad sang this in public?
When you have no more fucks to give, you wear those clothes and sing that song
Incredible show. Fantastic.
How can a complete stranger summarize my entire career so perfectly in just three minutes?!
I think he somehow summarized all of human history in 3 minutes as well. So somewhat more impressive I think.
He put into music my feelings abaut colege
Karen Thom - perfect comment
He basically summarised what to say in order to reach inner peace.
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can we just appreciate the fact that they put a singing guide in the description?
This would sound perfect played through an 1800's grammophone.
Scourgething Someone press it onto a record please
@@matthewe919 Wax cylinder
@@zym6687 They were still called records.
Someone travel back in time and do this.
@@mitchellenderson7194 The Past is also the Future
Please play this at my funeral
Ah the song of my people.
Last night at the club a stripper danced to this song and I've never been more intrigued and confused in my life lmfao
Ha! I think this is my favourite comment ever! So many questions... but do I actually want the answers?
It's best for the both of us we don't know
Ah, the return of the "why boner".
WITH A VENGEANCE!
Hahahahahaha
@@ThomasBenjaminWildEsqMusic prob not
The fact that a proper English gent, is singing this in a suit shop, just adds to the brilliance. It would lose it greatness, if it was done in a ran down old pub. AWESOME VIDEO
Yeah ahahahah
What nugget of genius has the algorithm brought me today 👀
The theme for 2020.
The theme of time ...
Amen!
You mean 2021 to
@SophiaTheSassy Awomen!
Thank Trump and the GQP cult for that...
"My Great Grandad looking at the value of his stocks plummet" ~ October 29, 1929 _colorized_
HAHAHA
BAHAHAHAH! WOO, GREAT DEPRESSION!
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Here is the Original Semitic Text. HERE is The Savior
YaH The Heavenly FATHER HIMSELF was Who they Crucified for our sins and “HERE IS THE PROOF”
From the Ancient Semitic Scroll:
"Yad He Vav He" is what Moses wrote, when Moses asked YaH His Name (Exodus 3)
Ancient Semitic Direct Translation
Yad - "Behold The Hand"
He - "Behold the Breath"
Vav - "Behold The NAIL"
BAHAJAHAJAHAHAHAHAHA
2:17 "they've come back round to pass me while there fucking off again!"
Im imagining flying hands giving the middle finger to the guy as they fly past
Its the funniest fucking thing ever XD
Google “flying fuck” and go to Images X)
This song lives rent free in my head
So this is what the Kingsmen get up to?
I can just hear merlin singing along
@@chibiy1913 yes
I thought I was the only one that got Kingsman vibes.
@@babbisp1 this would have been perfect as a deleted scene for kingsman!
I became the thousandth like ^-^
Think I'll add this to be played at my funeral.
I'm gonna use the carbon from my cremation to make pencils and then make sure someone hands them out as souvenirs for the funeral
@@D_D_D_D_D_D I'd like a burial at sea.
Right after Pop Goes The Weasel.
You assume you’re going to die at some point
@@michaelt.9372 Not for many thousands of years, but one day.......
how to instantly win an argument: play this song
how to instantly quit your job: play this song as you walk out the door
how to instantly make someone laugh: play this fricking song
You mean 'this fucking song'.
I can imagine that, you finally have enough of the job, show up to work one day and your boss is like "hey, what's with the banjolele?" xD
@@sebastienbusque2312 they ran out of fucks
@@sebastienbusque2312 They could not say it because they were all out of fucks
Yup
I was told last year that I will be taking over two sections that was mismanaged and I will be in charge of getting them on track
I wanted to play this song during that meeting
LYRICS:
I’ve tried, tried, tried
And I’ve tried even more
I’ve Cried, Cried, Cried
And I can’t recall what for
I’ve pressed, I’ve pushed,
I’ve yelled, I’ve begged
In hope of some success
But the inevitable fact is that
It never will impress
I’ve no more fucks to give,
My fucks have runneth dry,
I’ve tried to go fuck shopping
But there’s no fucks left to buy
I’ve no more fucks to give,
Though more fucks I’ve tried to get,
I’m over my fuck budget and
I’m now in fucking debt
I strive, strive, strive
To get everything done
I’ve played by all the rules
But I’ve very rarely won,
I’ve smiled, I’ve charmed, I’ve wooed I’ve laughed,
Alas to no avail
I’ve run round like a moron,
To unequivocally fail!
I’ve no more fucks to give,
My fuck fuse has just blown,
I’ve been hunting for my fucks all day,
But they’ve upped and fucked off home,
I’ve no more fucks to give,
My fuck rations are depleted,
I’ve rallied my fuck army but It’s been fucking defeated!
The effort has just not been worth
The time or the expense
I’ve exhausted all my energy
For minimal recompense
The distinct lack of acknowledgement
Has now begun to gall
And I’ve come to realize
that I don’t give a fuck at all!
I’ve no more fucks to give,
My fucks have flown away,
My fucks are now so fucked off
They’ve refused to fucking stay!
I’ve no more fucks to give,
My fucks have gone insane
They’ve come back round and passed me
While they’re fucking off again!
I’ve no more fucks to give,
My fucks have all dissolved,
I’ve planned many projects
But my fucks won’t be involved!
I’ve no more fucks to give,
My fucks have all been spent,
They’ve fucked off from the building
And I don’t know where they went!
I’ve no more fucks to give,
I’ve no more fucks to give,
I’ve no more fucks,
I’ve no more fucks,
I’ve no more fucks to give!
Great song
Thanks for posting the lyrics.
PIN THIS
I love that the TH-cam automatic CC generator is just like "Nope, not touching that one. nopenopenope
The distinct lack of acknowledgement needs changing to the complete lack of acknowledgement
A bearded vintage suit wearing hipster playing a banjo ukulele song about a meme in a haberdashery. Feels right.
Perfectly right, even.
This is how the world ends XD
Spot on ;)
Couldn't have gotten it more right myself, ol' chap! Bravo! Bravo!
I can't even.. This is to much
*This guy’s beard is amazing*
Yup
I want to fucking eat it to gain his powers
@@jasoncg2956 XD ok you do you
Oh my gosh, I love that you said that. My 30yo son has the most manly of manly beards, like this without the little twirl. It's an amazing creation. But having grown up with no guy having facial hair (except the 70s porn mustache), and then guys having very groomed little goatee-type beards (which I love), I worried a bit on the impression my son was making. I am not shallow. He was allowed to do his hair how he wanted (buzz cut for years, then he wore it long for a while). I just worried about his impression since he owns his own business. HE jokes to ME that he looks "like a homeless guy". But after I saw your comment, I poked around the internet a bit and see the full beard is a thing. I need to get out more....
Zrs2 same with his hair. I’m a barber and was very distracted staring at it all. Lol
This song speaks to me so well
I try, try, try, to get this song out my head;
I cry, cry, cry, if I'd rather just be dead;
I view, I watch, I hear, I play this bloody song all day;
In hopes it ends the torment but this ear worm's here to stay;
I've no more fucks to give~~ * bangs head on desk while singing along again *
This song is catchy from head I’ve tried to rid
But now I’ve heard it more forget it god forbid
This song is in my head all the time. My radio doesn't work in my car, and it runs through my head the whole way to work and then the whole drive home.
Underrated as fuck.
Good poetry
Also u good my dude
This should be the service, hospitality, retail, and customer support workers' anthem.
Trust me, it is.
And anyone who's been in the mental health system.
As a hospitality industry employee since 2007, I am delighted to confirm that I definitely agree with you 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
As someone who used to work in retail I can say it already is
Especially going into the holiday season
I want a 1920 version of this, with a low quality partially distorted , like the old recordings.
Damn thats a good idea!
God, I want this, but don't have editing software or the know-how
Hell yeah I belong in 1935
@@lzrshark617 You could actually load it into iMovie and do just that if you have a Mac since iMovie has a whole whack of vision filters. First though you'll have to steal the video clip . . . Hopefully Thomas Benjamin Wild won't have a fuck to give about you doing that.
because I loved the idea : th-cam.com/video/PSc0kRdrNrI/w-d-xo.html
WHY HAS THIS NOT MADE IT TO SUPERBOWL HALFTIME?
Imagine the reaction of the crowd!
Maybe if I play this loud enough my boss will understand.
🤣🤣🤣🤣
did he?
I'm sure he won't fucking get it.
Nope they still wont
😂🤣😂🤣
*Did I just find the best video ever uploaded to TH-cam!?*
Tyclone lol
@@mangobot232 - :)
Yup!!!
*Achievement unlocked*
Yes you did
I don't care how many times I see this, I crack up every time. This is my theme song
same
This song is from 5 yrs ago and i hear it just now. Well done sir! Loads of love from Sarawak Borneo🍺
Really illustrates the versatility of the word.
I think he uses it in 2 different ways in the whole song
I think a certain pair of boston twins would agree
So long as he doesn't make a song about "rule of thumb"
@@squidbillyradio why? I would imagine he could make that into an entertaining song
@@dalepowell7317 I guess, but it probably would do more damage as "rule of wrist"
I love that there’s no explanation for why this concert is happening in a suit shop. 😂
It's actually the Men's Warehouse.
Tailors it is not..
Accept the mystery.
appears to be a habidashery, the sorta retail store a man only as dapper as he would be caught purchasing apparel
Well why not? He had no more fucks to give after all.
My mother was just telling me about how fed up she's been with her colleagues and that she just gave her notice of retirement. Mere minutes later I stumbled into this little gem. She now claims it as her "anthem". xD
"no one gives a fuck" xD JK
Go Mum!
1000th like!
Same with my mom but she isn't retiring
I've just retired, and all the the while I was clearing out my space this tune was rattling around in my head...
That vibrato is impressive! So rapid, yet so subtle. Lyrics obviously aside, it's the vibrato that sticks with me here.
It never fails to impress how much you can get away with while sporting a 3 piece suit, slicked back hair and a lush, thick beard.
Forget the suit. Beards are for life. Such magnificent creations!
It's almost like trying to dress nice makes you more attractive. 🤔
Aye, makes me want to grow my beard again. It saddens me that in my line of work wearing a suit would be weird. If I could I'd rock a 3 piece everyday.
@@00ABUTRE00 My good man! How can you neglect the magnificent beard?!
@@austincoz364 XD Nailed it