I'm legit going to a funeral of a guy who would want this song played at his funeral trying to figure out if I can play this on mando.... I don't think I can learn it in time, lol. RIP.
Yeah, like the person above said, its common for musicians to move to the beat to help keep time. Like when you see someone tapping their foot while playing.
I’d actually argue that principle is one of the main reasons this is so good. Because this song is about no longer caring, and he shows that by no longer caring about social norms or what impression he gives.
I want to know which suit shop has bearded gentlemen singing in them and playing the tiny banjo. I will buy my suits there until I can no longer wear one once I find it.
LYRICS: I’ve tried, tried, tried And I’ve tried even more I’ve Cried, Cried, Cried And I can’t recall what for I’ve pressed, I’ve pushed, I’ve yelled, I’ve begged In hope of some success But the inevitable fact is that It never will impress I’ve no more fucks to give, My fucks have runneth dry, I’ve tried to go fuck shopping But there’s no fucks left to buy I’ve no more fucks to give, Though more fucks I’ve tried to get, I’m over my fuck budget and I’m now in fucking debt I strive, strive, strive To get everything done I’ve played by all the rules But I’ve very rarely won, I’ve smiled, I’ve charmed, I’ve wooed I’ve laughed, Alas to no avail I’ve run round like a moron, To unequivocally fail! I’ve no more fucks to give, My fuck fuse has just blown, I’ve been hunting for my fucks all day, But they’ve upped and fucked off home, I’ve no more fucks to give, My fuck rations are depleted, I’ve rallied my fuck army but It’s been fucking defeated! The effort has just not been worth The time or the expense I’ve exhausted all my energy For minimal recompense The distinct lack of acknowledgement Has now begun to gall And I’ve come to realize that I don’t give a fuck at all! I’ve no more fucks to give, My fucks have flown away, My fucks are now so fucked off They’ve refused to fucking stay! I’ve no more fucks to give, My fucks have gone insane They’ve come back round and passed me While they’re fucking off again! I’ve no more fucks to give, My fucks have all dissolved, I’ve planned many projects But my fucks won’t be involved! I’ve no more fucks to give, My fucks have all been spent, They’ve fucked off from the building And I don’t know where they went! I’ve no more fucks to give, I’ve no more fucks to give, I’ve no more fucks, I’ve no more fucks, I’ve no more fucks to give!
@@adamrodgers9175 It was making the rounds but sometimes people don't give credit. That's probably how you missed it because that's what happened for me and a few people I know 😅
Plumbers, Electricians, nurses, are among essential jobs that society would just shutdown if they disappear! Corporate desk jokeys are salty because they re NOT essential 😂
As an essential worker working both full time at my job, and full time in college, sometimes when I feel slightly soulless, I play this, and it redefines my soulless feeling in the best way possible. Like, the day sucked, but I can efficiently not care at all after listening to this! So great!
@@ModMokkaMatti Some jobs are essential for there to be society the way we define it today. The people aren't essential according to corporate, that's why many of us are under paid while they (grocery store example) made record profits during the pandemic- that's why so many leave some of these jobs (can't afford food or home, especially with families) Where I work, a manager got punched in the gut, and when he defended himself, he got written up- We can't even defend ourselves. I'm not specifically referring to myself, essential worker applies to everyone who you need in society- there's a full production line- and those who do the hardest work, are getting undervalued and aren't paid enough to live. If you no longer had people supplying your food, or those who were medical professionals, you would no longer enjoy the quality of your life the way it is now.
Oh my gosh, I love that you said that. My 30yo son has the most manly of manly beards, like this without the little twirl. It's an amazing creation. But having grown up with no guy having facial hair (except the 70s porn mustache), and then guys having very groomed little goatee-type beards (which I love), I worried a bit on the impression my son was making. I am not shallow. He was allowed to do his hair how he wanted (buzz cut for years, then he wore it long for a while). I just worried about his impression since he owns his own business. HE jokes to ME that he looks "like a homeless guy". But after I saw your comment, I poked around the internet a bit and see the full beard is a thing. I need to get out more....
Played this on my last day at the office. While my colleagues were laughing theyre asses, my boss was seriously listening and came to me and asked me if the office really was that bad? I said, yes and no. Last i heard they made some changes in how they handle the employees. All positive.
@@RAF-cc1ng I agree. He listened and therefore it helped future employee's. However I still pray for @rata TGP as well as you and all others. JESUS is King!
I can just imagine a musical montage set to this, where Wade is destroying everything in his path, but has absolutely NO interest in what he's doing, like its all just the motions now
Right now you’ve given A LOT of people ideas how to quit. I for one will hire a person to sing pants drunk to my partner once I leave but only when she asks “What will you do without me
My mother was just telling me about how fed up she's been with her colleagues and that she just gave her notice of retirement. Mere minutes later I stumbled into this little gem. She now claims it as her "anthem". xD
@@lzrshark617 You could actually load it into iMovie and do just that if you have a Mac since iMovie has a whole whack of vision filters. First though you'll have to steal the video clip . . . Hopefully Thomas Benjamin Wild won't have a fuck to give about you doing that.
@@yourvenparianen5390 We haven't created an invention for the spiritual yet, though many have tried. A life of ease, but a life of emptiness. Our existence is a hollow egg shell of corporate culture, the spiritual nourishment long since drained.
This guy is singing straight from my heart. Don't ever feel bad when someone doesn't like you singing this, you gem, you genius, you legend, there are countless others whose feelings echo in your song!
@dalepowell7317 Meh ...I was high when i wrote it "COMMA" and high right now "EXCLAMATION POINT" I quit my job "COMMA" and moved back to my home town thanks to this song "PERIOD" it was a compliment to the writer/ singer "PERIOD"
The attitude was always there. Fortunately with the technological advancements made in electric guitars and hair care products we were finally able to express ourselves properly.
Lyrics: I’ve tried, tried, tried And I’ve tried even more I’ve Cried, Cried, Cried And I can’t recall what for I’ve pressed, I’ve pushed, I’ve yelled, I’ve begged In hope of some success But the inevitable fact is that It never will impress I’ve no more fucks to give, My fucks have runneth dry, I’ve tried to go fuck shopping But there’s no fucks left to buy I’ve no more fucks to give, Though more fucks I’ve tried to get, I’m over my fuck budget and I’m now in fucking debt I strive, strive, strive To get everything done I’ve played by all the rules But I’ve very rarely won, I’ve smiled, I’ve charmed, I’ve wooed I’ve laughed, Alas to no avail I’ve run round like a moron, To unequivocally fail! I’ve no more fucks to give, My fuck fuse has just blown, I’ve been hunting for my fucks all day, But they’ve upped and fucked off home, I’ve no more fucks to give, My fuck rations are depleted, I’ve rallied my fuck army but It’s been fucking defeated! The effort has just not been worth The time or the expense I’ve exhausted all my energy For minimal recompense The complete lack of acknowledgement Has now begun to gall And I’ve come to realise that I Don’t give a fuck at all! I’ve no more fucks to give, My fucks have flown away, My fucks are now so fucked off They’ve refused to fucking stay! I’ve no more fucks to give, My fucks have gone insane They’ve come back round and passed me While they’re fucking off again! I’ve no more fucks to give, My fucks have all dissolved, I’ve planned many projects But my fucks won’t be involved! I’ve no more fucks to give, My fucks have all been spent, They’ve fucked off from the building And I don’t know where they went! I’ve no more fucks to give, I’ve no more fucks to give, I’ve no more fucks, I’ve no more fucks, I’ve no more fucks to give!
@@mrt.5208 No prob. I got the lyrics in tumblr and thought to paste it here. I tried to look for it again to credit the person but I have trouble finding the tumblr post.
The fact that a proper English gent, is singing this in a suit shop, just adds to the brilliance. It would lose it greatness, if it was done in a ran down old pub. AWESOME VIDEO
I try, try, try, to get this song out my head; I cry, cry, cry, if I'd rather just be dead; I view, I watch, I hear, I play this bloody song all day; In hopes it ends the torment but this ear worm's here to stay; I've no more fucks to give~~ * bangs head on desk while singing along again *
This song is in my head all the time. My radio doesn't work in my car, and it runs through my head the whole way to work and then the whole drive home.
I am a casual songwriter myself. But this song is genius and deserves to go viral. This live version sounds far better than the official version and it has that genuine audience laughter which makes it even funnier, plus it has far more heart in the performance. This video gives people hope. Please somehow remove the 18+ TH-cam sign-in restrictions so it can be shared more easily. This song really lifts serious depression and saves lives. Well done.
Aye, makes me want to grow my beard again. It saddens me that in my line of work wearing a suit would be weird. If I could I'd rock a 3 piece everyday.
Helped me through the end of 2019 and into 2020 until i was free of the terrible place i was in. So thank you, Benjamin, for writing this wonderful song!
![The Dead South - In Hell I'll Be In Good Company [Official Music Video]](/img/n.gif)
Now _that_ is a sophisticated location for a gentleman's concert.
Well, like he said... actually
Hello you now have a thousand likes!!!
Sorry but I see no cigars
The clothes make the man after all.
Indeed.
I want this song played at my funeral.
I'm legit going to a funeral of a guy who would want this song played at his funeral trying to figure out if I can play this on mando.... I don't think I can learn it in time, lol. RIP.
Fucks are this man's life force, he ran out, so he died. Here lies a man that couldn't give a fuck. Rest in peace
I will be there to pour out some fucking whiskey for you!
Especially the part at 2:38.
His singing voice sounds so good but amplifies his comedic song about no more F’s and I am trying to hold back laughing like a mad man
The fact that this mini concert is being held at a tailors is just adding to the pile of hilarity
A haberdashery. ;-)
For some reason, I'm imagining Elim Garak standing in the corner with an enigmatic smile.
“Pile of hilarity” is so perfect!
i disagree. i proffer that the detail adds to its CLASS.
@@eldorados_lost_searcher Ahhh, to stumble upon Star Trek in the wild
…a rather jaunty tune that explores the delicate intricacies of having found oneself bereft of f***k’s. Bravo.
😂😂😂
This comment… bravo!
No surfeit here!
Finding oneself in such a predicament is a f*&^ing disaster. This is an ultimate loss of all the f***s.
I can tell by Your comment that You sir, Have indeed got a beard.
The fact he's so chill really drives home the point he's reached. If you're getting upset you still have fucks to give.
Yes.
@Derian Setoguchi And yet here we are, reading your comment you gave enough of a one to write up and post.
@@Megalomaniakaal So this would mean you gave enough fuck to tell Derian, that they indeed do give a fuck?
@@Jakob_The_Stoic_Norseman perhaps so
@@openedjar4614 I most definitely give a f**k about the amazing song...
When you're sad and broken but your personality is unrelentingly upbeat
This is way too relatable.
Mood
Mood as fuck
And everyone that liked this comment completely relates haha
That's me
"I'm over my fuck budget and now I'm in fucking debt"
God I love that so much
I keep woundering to myself what would look like animated. Or the whole song for that matter
@@evepayler1461 th-cam.com/video/iB1c68B1iLg/w-d-xo.html
@Bigg GIB'S fun house its not germany's, thats for sure!
@Bigg GIB'S fun house ya know Germany lost the wars and all
“My fucks are now so fucked off, they refuse to fucking stay”
Here on election day in 2024 absolutely living this.
Same 😔
Oh there are fucks to buy, though, I just won't pay for them at these prices.
Fucking tariffs.
Gonna be replaying this one a lot. My field of fucks is barren.
Same
I'm retiring in 66 days. I'll be singing this song on my way out the door.
Michael Shatto it’s very fitting 😁👌🏼
FUCK YES
64 days to go ;)
congratulations
Record it, dude. We need this
The fact that he does that with a straight face is legendary
If he laughed, it would mean he gave a f*ck. And he has none left to give.
he didnt give a fuck
😂
perhaps he's living it, not just singing it :)
💀🤣🤣🤣
If 2021 was ever made into a song this is it.
No. This is 2020
Daniel A yeah it’s definitely for 2020.
WHao you wrote that 4months ago, and here we are now XD
2020's theme song right now.
7 months into the year and this has aged beautifully.
2024 and it's still one of the greatest songs ever written.
In 2024 this song has never been so relevant
Yes sir. Listen to this genius since day one this masterpiece released( have the CDs). And sing it everyday
@@harrykhunt9179And it keeps getting more relevant.
This is the happiest sounding song about losing all hope that I’ve ever heard. I love it.
Oh, you're gonna love "No Children" by The Mountain Goats then-if you haven't heard it already
Motivational nihilism
Hope has not been lost. There just isn't anymore fucks.
Bullet by Hollywood Undead
Concur!
The fact he was able to continue singing uninterrupted through the whole damn thing makes this legendary.
What could people say or chant that would make it even more funny! Hahaha this is epic!!!!
Lmao he doesn’t got a fuck to give
Honestly I'd just harmonise or beatbox, superb song.
Why? :o
In the words of Zefrank, that is how the musician do.
The little bounce he does is fucking adorable
Fucking pun tho
he is keeping time
Yeah, like the person above said, its common for musicians to move to the beat to help keep time. Like when you see someone tapping their foot while playing.
@@oricalu448 I mean I was trying to make a pun but aight
@@kaiserrat70 none of those words are synonyms or homophones, I don’t think you mean “pun” here
Really illustrates the versatility of the word.
I think he uses it in 2 different ways in the whole song
I think a certain pair of boston twins would agree
So long as he doesn't make a song about "rule of thumb"
@@squidbillyradio why? I would imagine he could make that into an entertaining song
@@dalepowell7317 I guess, but it probably would do more damage as "rule of wrist"
If this isn't playing at my funeral I ain't dying
What is this quality content. Where is it coming from...
Uh, who wants to tell him?
@@starsoftheuniverse470 Armando Iannucci covered it pretty well.
ZOMBIE STALIN CONFIRMED
Nice to see you again
Very rarely do you hear effective rhymes using "unequivocally" and "recompense" which just adds to this guy's level of genius.
Yup!
I mean, unequivocally wasn't the part being rhymed was it? No argument on the other rhyme though!
@@Twisted_Code last to no avail - unequivocally fail. Definitely part of the rhyme scheme
instead of very rarely, you could have used "seldom" :D
Reminded me of Pink Floyd's use of the words 'incontrovertible" and "capitulate." ... Better education through rock-n-roll!
When people say "introducing swearing into a song degrades its intellect" point them to this song.
Well I mean, this was less a song and more a comedy bit. But I get the point.
@@panther-nk2hn The guy still has a better vocabulary than most people.
I’d actually argue that principle is one of the main reasons this is so good. Because this song is about no longer caring, and he shows that by no longer caring about social norms or what impression he gives.
Tim Minchin Pope song.
@@MrCoreyCoreyCorey An excellent example of where swearing adds to the song (and makes the point).
I never truly appreciated this song until I listened to it on a bad day and thought "This is my anthem."
You have days where you DON'T feel like this??? Reveal to me your secrets happiness wizard!
@@KateCantDraw cat cuddles and chocolate 🍫
@@owenatkinson5744 but...but I have those things and I'm still....fine, keep your secrets (눈‸눈)
@@KateCantDraw oh, I forgot copious prescription medicine. That's probably the most important one 😅
@@owenatkinson5744 I GOT THAT TOO DON'T YOU HOLD OUT ON ME XD
The fact that this man can sing this with a straight face
Probably lots of practice
No it makes sense. He genuinely has no more fucks to give. That’s no smiling matter.
I work in a warehouse in England for Germans and I could sing it with a straighter face than Bengies.
@@MrJimbaloidmakes sense. German humour is no laughing matter
It’s called rehearsing
I want to know which suit shop has bearded gentlemen singing in them and playing the tiny banjo.
I will buy my suits there until I can no longer wear one once I find it.
Is that a banjo or a ukulele
I believe it is a banjolele
Read the description.
❤
You know what if Jesus has sung this song whilst on the crucifix? It would be monty python on a whole new level
“My fuck rations are depleted, I’ve rallied my fuck army but it’s been fucking defeated”
Possibly the greatest line of any song ever.
"My fucks have all dissolved, I plan many projects but my fucks won't be involved"...
I've no more ducks to give.
legit putin’s thoughts.
Yes it is
Excellent eh 😂😂😂
LYRICS:
I’ve tried, tried, tried
And I’ve tried even more
I’ve Cried, Cried, Cried
And I can’t recall what for
I’ve pressed, I’ve pushed,
I’ve yelled, I’ve begged
In hope of some success
But the inevitable fact is that
It never will impress
I’ve no more fucks to give,
My fucks have runneth dry,
I’ve tried to go fuck shopping
But there’s no fucks left to buy
I’ve no more fucks to give,
Though more fucks I’ve tried to get,
I’m over my fuck budget and
I’m now in fucking debt
I strive, strive, strive
To get everything done
I’ve played by all the rules
But I’ve very rarely won,
I’ve smiled, I’ve charmed, I’ve wooed I’ve laughed,
Alas to no avail
I’ve run round like a moron,
To unequivocally fail!
I’ve no more fucks to give,
My fuck fuse has just blown,
I’ve been hunting for my fucks all day,
But they’ve upped and fucked off home,
I’ve no more fucks to give,
My fuck rations are depleted,
I’ve rallied my fuck army but It’s been fucking defeated!
The effort has just not been worth
The time or the expense
I’ve exhausted all my energy
For minimal recompense
The distinct lack of acknowledgement
Has now begun to gall
And I’ve come to realize
that I don’t give a fuck at all!
I’ve no more fucks to give,
My fucks have flown away,
My fucks are now so fucked off
They’ve refused to fucking stay!
I’ve no more fucks to give,
My fucks have gone insane
They’ve come back round and passed me
While they’re fucking off again!
I’ve no more fucks to give,
My fucks have all dissolved,
I’ve planned many projects
But my fucks won’t be involved!
I’ve no more fucks to give,
My fucks have all been spent,
They’ve fucked off from the building
And I don’t know where they went!
I’ve no more fucks to give,
I’ve no more fucks to give,
I’ve no more fucks,
I’ve no more fucks,
I’ve no more fucks to give!
Great song
Thanks for posting the lyrics.
PIN THIS
I love that the TH-cam automatic CC generator is just like "Nope, not touching that one. nopenopenope
The distinct lack of acknowledgement needs changing to the complete lack of acknowledgement
Everyone talking about how good his voice is
*Me just thinking about how good his beard is*
Me just thinking how he rocks that pocket watch fob
Heavy Simon Whistler vibes
I also have beard envy. I have the ability, just not the patience.
Me thinking both
Same
This guy deserves a Grammy for this.
Nobel prize for not giving a fuck...
I agree
I would personally award him one, but I've no more Grammys to give.
@@wolframstahl1263 el amo
Rarely does a person create story song that everyone on Earth can agree on.
Let’s make a list shall we ?
- great beard
- great song
- great voice
- great yukulele
- great location
- great public
-great suit
Ain't that a banjo
It's a banjolele
The beards sick and the suit does what it says in the tin ,perfection of style 👌🏻 the song fucking brilliant 👏
@@sadd_zero yes😂😂😂. Also he said "yukulele"
This will never get old, I saw it for the first time like 6 years ago and I still look it up at least twice a year. 😂😂😂
Likewise, at least twice to remind me!
I've watched this more than I'm willing to admit
loooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooop
Mood
I think the ability to give no more (expletive redacted) is a sometimes a super power.
I'm probably at 200-300 views by now.
We all have.
Petition to make this our planet earth anthem anyone?
hear hear! aye! 🤣
@@LSFA-KrissyL16 AYE!
aye
AYE!
Ha ha Hell yeah
This song came out two years too early.
I don't get how it didn't go viral then...I don't ever remember this showing up.
@@adamrodgers9175 It was making the rounds but sometimes people don't give credit. That's probably how you missed it because that's what happened for me and a few people I know 😅
@God certainly not this guy
That’s so fucking true
your name and profile pic really fit your comment
I don’t know if I should laugh or cry at how relatable this is 😅
I quit my job earlier this year and sent his song to all staff via email then left the building. Feels good man, awesome song.
I took a leaf out of your book my friend. Girl I slept with gave me clamidia. I sent her the link to song “goodness gracious great balls of fire!!”
You are a legend!
@@MaximumMatador oh thanks dude
@@evepayler1461 big balls by acdc right
Classic man, classic.
This needs to be played at my funeral - or I'm not going!
Agreed
how to be imortal
lives of spite
😂
Bros just gonna wake up, open his casket, and walk away if they don’t play this at his funeral
This dude really went the extra mile and put the lyrics _with tabs_ in the description. You don't see that every day.
Could you have expected anything less than properness with the fancy shmancy dignification of such a bonafide performance?
@@saywhatyougottaalready Looks like he made his money in snake oil or molasses lol
And went an extra mile and by putting in the chords
Those are chords in the description, not tabs :) but yes, chords are still definitely a rare level of commitment 👌
One for the homie for putting the chords up there! 🍾
2024 and there is still NOTHING out there that even comes close to this beautiful love song
As an "essential" worker I cannot express just how much I LOVE this song
How goes being a hostage for capitalism?
No one is essential. Get over yourself.
Plumbers, Electricians, nurses, are among essential jobs that society would just shutdown if they disappear!
Corporate desk jokeys are salty because they re NOT essential 😂
As an essential worker working both full time at my job, and full time in college, sometimes when I feel slightly soulless, I play this, and it redefines my soulless feeling in the best way possible. Like, the day sucked, but I can efficiently not care at all after listening to this! So great!
@@ModMokkaMatti Some jobs are essential for there to be society the way we define it today. The people aren't essential according to corporate, that's why many of us are under paid while they (grocery store example) made record profits during the pandemic- that's why so many leave some of these jobs (can't afford food or home, especially with families) Where I work, a manager got punched in the gut, and when he defended himself, he got written up- We can't even defend ourselves. I'm not specifically referring to myself, essential worker applies to everyone who you need in society- there's a full production line- and those who do the hardest work, are getting undervalued and aren't paid enough to live. If you no longer had people supplying your food, or those who were medical professionals, you would no longer enjoy the quality of your life the way it is now.
This song is more passive aggressive than the upside down happy face
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Buddy, this song is the mood for the last two years, possibly the theme song of an entire generation right here
This song is without a doubt the Gen Z theme
@@inevitableruin290 Gen Z here, can confirm
@@inevitableruin290 can confirm
*insert crying thumbs up cat image here*
Agreed, this is pretty much the Gen Z anthem.
If they refuse to play this at my funeral then I ain’t coming.
Yup! Just get up and walk right outta there!
*This guy’s beard is amazing*
Yup
I want to fucking eat it to gain his powers
@@jasoncg2956 XD ok you do you
Oh my gosh, I love that you said that. My 30yo son has the most manly of manly beards, like this without the little twirl. It's an amazing creation. But having grown up with no guy having facial hair (except the 70s porn mustache), and then guys having very groomed little goatee-type beards (which I love), I worried a bit on the impression my son was making. I am not shallow. He was allowed to do his hair how he wanted (buzz cut for years, then he wore it long for a while). I just worried about his impression since he owns his own business. HE jokes to ME that he looks "like a homeless guy". But after I saw your comment, I poked around the internet a bit and see the full beard is a thing. I need to get out more....
Zrs2 same with his hair. I’m a barber and was very distracted staring at it all. Lol
For those who say cursing is used only by teenagers and thugs, I'll explain to them that this Gentleman exists.
If used properly profanity works.
Literally no one says that
As an Aussie I call bullshit lol
@@afonsoalmada6945 this is not a true statement.
A long process will now occur, please grab some popcorn or your favorite snack for this will take some explaining to understand.
When you're happy, you enjoy the music.
When you're sad, you understand the lyrics.
...and when I do both simultaneously?
You've reached inner peace... For now
@@PSkyukido We're just stoned
and somtimes this song makes you happy.
And when you're angry and frustrated you sing along and vent
I cannot believe YT hasn’t taken this down. What a great, hilarious song! 🤣🤣🤣
Played this on my last day at the office. While my colleagues were laughing theyre asses, my boss was seriously listening and came to me and asked me if the office really was that bad? I said, yes and no. Last i heard they made some changes in how they handle the employees. All positive.
Good boss
Praying for ya!
@@yawgmoth6568 Not quite good enough. @rata TGP still left the company.
@@Knight-Of-YAH-WEH No, the fact he actually cares and asked what is wrong and actually made changes proves he is a good boss.
@@RAF-cc1ng I agree. He listened and therefore it helped future employee's. However I still pray for @rata TGP as well as you and all others. JESUS is King!
I could imagine this song in Deadpool for some reason.
I can just imagine a musical montage set to this, where Wade is destroying everything in his path, but has absolutely NO interest in what he's doing, like its all just the motions now
Deadpool sucks
@@vecchioutente you suck
Petition to make it happen
this song should be the national anthem of trinidadian politicians
I almost want to learn to play the banjo and play this at work(unfortunately passengers may take it the wrong way, hearing their pilot sing this 😂)
It's a banjolele, the baby Yoda of banjos, the adorable love child of a banjo and a ukulele.
I'd be concerned he wouldn't give a fuck, I mean, last time someone didn't give a fuck while driving welp... drunk driving...
Yeah, not good
Do it
Mark maybe after the lockdown they will applause
“We’re experiencing engine problems but to put you at ease here’s a little ditty I sing when I’m stressed” 😂😂😂😂 it’s how you get into the Hall of Fame
Ladies and Gentlemen, this masterpiece is on Spotify
That this song didn't win a Grammy is the crime of the century.
RIGHT!!!😂😊
Just a Grammy? Give this ALL of the Grammy awards. For the whole millenia.
all those old hag hipsters were down, maybe thats what he wanted? Fuck
This would mean that the Grammys have a sliver of intelligence and that’s giving them far too much credit
This is the anthem of quarantine kids getting school work
very true
Agreed
Indubitably
I don't even do it lmfao.
100% can confirm this is true
But why is this in a men’s apparel store
hell if I know
Cause why not?
some sort of street festival I'm guessing !!! we have one in my town and every shop or bar you go in theres different acts going on 😂👌
Who gives a fuck?
@@thecactusman17 no one because the fuck's ran away.
This song is my ringtone for the work number.
Ah the song of my people.
If I ever win the lotto, I'm hiring this guy to sing this as I walk to my boss's office to quit.
Right now you’ve given A LOT of people ideas how to quit. I for one will hire a person to sing pants drunk to my partner once I leave but only when she asks
“What will you do without me
That is brilliant!
😆
@@Nozerone for fucking real no fucks to give xP
This is genius, I might do the same 👀 thanks for the idea 😂😂😂
The fact that he can sing this song without cracking a laugh is even more legendary 🤣
The man just dosent give a fuck
He almost broke after the first verse, he had to take another round with bango.
Been playing this on repeat this last 7 days.
Just saying.
So this is what the Kingsmen get up to?
I can just hear merlin singing along
@@chibiy1913 yes
I thought I was the only one that got Kingsman vibes.
@@babbisp1 this would have been perfect as a deleted scene for kingsman!
I became the thousandth like ^-^
Theme of 2019. Cheers you magnificent bastard.
okwahokind 😂
Well put, good sir! Well put.
Crazy bastard indeed!! But a fucking genius!!!
This aged well 😂
Ah... such an innocent time...
I’m studying for an exam and this is exactly the mood rn.
right there
@Agent Kevin Raat wow how did i not know this brilliant and hilarious parody existed? Thanks for sharing! XD
Me too mate! Me too!
How did the exam go?
“[Music] fuck.” ah thank you subtitles I would’ve never known without you
The anthem for anyone who has ever worked for minimum wage.
Yes
@Captain MufDyven That's management's entire job.
Right? If you're not working a dead end job, then you only think you understand this song.
Right tho? Like damn
Amen
This man should be the first one to get immortality. We cannot lose him.
*salutes her*
He's from the 1800s he's already immortal
Валерия Карреон Agreed.
We need Jesus and Jesus needs him
Mees Baars But we need him more.
My mother was just telling me about how fed up she's been with her colleagues and that she just gave her notice of retirement. Mere minutes later I stumbled into this little gem. She now claims it as her "anthem". xD
"no one gives a fuck" xD JK
Go Mum!
1000th like!
Same with my mom but she isn't retiring
I've just retired, and all the the while I was clearing out my space this tune was rattling around in my head...
My favorite part of this is the instrument and his voice genuinely sound like they’re coming from a really old record
This would sound perfect played through an 1800's grammophone.
Scourgething Someone press it onto a record please
@@matthewe919 Wax cylinder
@@zym6687 They were still called records.
Someone travel back in time and do this.
@@mitchellenderson7194 The Past is also the Future
I want a 1920 version of this, with a low quality partially distorted , like the old recordings.
Damn thats a good idea!
God, I want this, but don't have editing software or the know-how
Hell yeah I belong in 1935
@@lzrshark617 You could actually load it into iMovie and do just that if you have a Mac since iMovie has a whole whack of vision filters. First though you'll have to steal the video clip . . . Hopefully Thomas Benjamin Wild won't have a fuck to give about you doing that.
because I loved the idea : th-cam.com/video/PSc0kRdrNrI/w-d-xo.html
Watched this while drunk. Guess who has a banjo arriving in two days from Amazon...
Today in "Things that never happened":
It isn't a banjo
86116 Expertech what instrument is it? I was trying to figure it out!! I want the sheet music lol
@@Expertech-pq4yr
Lol. OP fail.
@@AllieGreer its a uke but shaped like a banjo
This song lives rent free in my head
The anthem of a generation. We are all simply worn out. Thank you for expressing so many of our frustrations. All the best, Sir.
Truly the George Formby of our age.
@@eshafto Oh yeah, did you like that Redgrin Grumbolt reference?
Yes worn out sure in the best time period of the world when you have more inventions than ever to make your life easy.
@@yourvenparianen5390 We haven't created an invention for the spiritual yet, though many have tried. A life of ease, but a life of emptiness. Our existence is a hollow egg shell of corporate culture, the spiritual nourishment long since drained.
@@yourvenparianen5390 Ah yes, the classic "No, you aren't allowed to suffer, you're too happy"
The theme for 2020.
The theme of time ...
Amen!
You mean 2021 to
@SophiaTheSassy Awomen!
Thank Trump and the GQP cult for that...
This guy is singing straight from my heart. Don't ever feel bad when someone doesn't like you singing this, you gem, you genius, you legend, there are countless others whose feelings echo in your song!
You know when you feel something that has no words, yet invented, to express that feeling. This song captures my feelings perfectly.
So...the words have been invented then
@dalepowell7317 Perhaps in another language, a single word exists... like the Spanish word "pendejo".
@apocraphontripp4728 also you have a habit of using unnecessary commas
@dalepowell7317 Meh ...I was high when i wrote it "COMMA" and high right now "EXCLAMATION POINT" I quit my job "COMMA" and moved back to my home town thanks to this song "PERIOD" it was a compliment to the writer/ singer "PERIOD"
@apocraphontripp4728 I'm high now and was high then, too, and I still knew that what you said was stupid
Punk Metal, circa 1897!
Punkgrass
The attitude was always there. Fortunately with the technological advancements made in electric guitars and hair care products we were finally able to express ourselves properly.
Hahahahah!
Ahahahaha that's true
Lyrics:
I’ve tried, tried, tried
And I’ve tried even more
I’ve Cried, Cried, Cried
And I can’t recall what for
I’ve pressed, I’ve pushed, I’ve yelled, I’ve begged
In hope of some success
But the inevitable fact is that
It never will impress
I’ve no more fucks to give,
My fucks have runneth dry,
I’ve tried to go fuck shopping
But there’s no fucks left to buy
I’ve no more fucks to give,
Though more fucks I’ve tried to get,
I’m over my fuck budget and
I’m now in fucking debt
I strive, strive, strive
To get everything done
I’ve played by all the rules
But I’ve very rarely won,
I’ve smiled, I’ve charmed, I’ve wooed I’ve laughed,
Alas to no avail
I’ve run round like a moron,
To unequivocally fail!
I’ve no more fucks to give,
My fuck fuse has just blown,
I’ve been hunting for my fucks all day,
But they’ve upped and fucked off home,
I’ve no more fucks to give,
My fuck rations are depleted,
I’ve rallied my fuck army but It’s been fucking defeated!
The effort has just not been worth
The time or the expense
I’ve exhausted all my energy
For minimal recompense
The complete lack of acknowledgement
Has now begun to gall
And I’ve come to realise that I
Don’t give a fuck at all!
I’ve no more fucks to give,
My fucks have flown away,
My fucks are now so fucked off
They’ve refused to fucking stay!
I’ve no more fucks to give,
My fucks have gone insane
They’ve come back round and passed me
While they’re fucking off again!
I’ve no more fucks to give,
My fucks have all dissolved,
I’ve planned many projects
But my fucks won’t be involved!
I’ve no more fucks to give,
My fucks have all been spent,
They’ve fucked off from the building
And I don’t know where they went!
I’ve no more fucks to give,
I’ve no more fucks to give,
I’ve no more fucks,
I’ve no more fucks,
I’ve no more fucks to give!
Out here doing the lord's work.
You’re a saint! This is awesome!
Thank you
@@mrt.5208 No prob. I got the lyrics in tumblr and thought to paste it here. I tried to look for it again to credit the person but I have trouble finding the tumblr post.
Thank you.
Think I'll add this to be played at my funeral.
I'm gonna use the carbon from my cremation to make pencils and then make sure someone hands them out as souvenirs for the funeral
@@D_D_D_D_D_D I'd like a burial at sea.
Right after Pop Goes The Weasel.
You assume you’re going to die at some point
@@michaelt.9372 Not for many thousands of years, but one day.......
The theme song to any retail worker.
*Did I just find the best video ever uploaded to TH-cam!?*
Tyclone lol
@@mangobot232 - :)
Yup!!!
*Achievement unlocked*
Yes you did
This song in a nutshell: I’m sick of everything but my optimistic personality is unrelenting
I agree borther
@@wonderfulsloth4239 pineapple brother?
Hello fellow pineapple
@@hayley9066 another one welcome
Go
Can we just appreciate the fact that this mad lad sang this in public?
When you have no more fucks to give, you wear those clothes and sing that song
Incredible show. Fantastic.
The fact that a proper English gent, is singing this in a suit shop, just adds to the brilliance. It would lose it greatness, if it was done in a ran down old pub. AWESOME VIDEO
Yeah ahahahah
I try, try, try, to get this song out my head;
I cry, cry, cry, if I'd rather just be dead;
I view, I watch, I hear, I play this bloody song all day;
In hopes it ends the torment but this ear worm's here to stay;
I've no more fucks to give~~ * bangs head on desk while singing along again *
This song is catchy from head I’ve tried to rid
But now I’ve heard it more forget it god forbid
This song is in my head all the time. My radio doesn't work in my car, and it runs through my head the whole way to work and then the whole drive home.
Underrated as fuck.
Good poetry
Also u good my dude
When an superbly depressed person suddenly wake up being extremely optimistic
You mean me
69 likes
You have reached the peak of mankind
I feel called out
It's like a Meth addict was able to sing beautifully.
This will never, ever, ever, ever, ever, EVER get old. It's so get.
I found this video during the most stressful period of my life to date. After laughing until I cried, the world actually seems better. Thank you!
We're in a stoush with a state Department of Education. It's just perfect :-)
You'll love this song as well "soon you'll be dead"
th-cam.com/video/d0G8PEYYHTY/w-d-xo.html
This song spoke to me in the depths of my soul. I laughed myself silly too!
This is real talk right here!
I'm glad you're feeling better, my friend.
The most stressful time of your life so far
can we just appreciate the fact that they put a singing guide in the description?
4 years later i consider this the theme song i listen to in tribute to 2020, 2021, 2022 and 2023 so far
😳🙄😂😊👍💅
Willing to bet this will also be the theme song to the entire decade. Calling it now...
To many more years!
And soon to be 2024
I'm also rather fond of "this year is a dumpster fire" which is a 3 part parody of we didn't start the fire, sung about 2020 *alone*
This song never gets old.
I am a casual songwriter myself. But this song is genius and deserves to go viral. This live version sounds far better than the official version and it has that genuine audience laughter which makes it even funnier, plus it has far more heart in the performance. This video gives people hope. Please somehow remove the 18+ TH-cam sign-in restrictions so it can be shared more easily. This song really lifts serious depression and saves lives. Well done.
I don't think it deserves any age restrictions anyways really; everyone could (and maybe should ?) enjoy this song
It went plenty viral on Facebook years ago. Lol
It’s gone! :D
Wish granted, now people under 18 are able to watch this amazing song.
how the fuck does it save lives
This should be the service, hospitality, retail, and customer support workers' anthem.
Trust me, it is.
And anyone who's been in the mental health system.
As a hospitality industry employee since 2007, I am delighted to confirm that I definitely agree with you 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
As someone who used to work in retail I can say it already is
Especially going into the holiday season
I love that there’s no explanation for why this concert is happening in a suit shop. 😂
It's actually the Men's Warehouse.
Tailors it is not..
Accept the mystery.
appears to be a habidashery, the sorta retail store a man only as dapper as he would be caught purchasing apparel
Well why not? He had no more fucks to give after all.
Truly the song definition of "laugh or cry"
It never fails to impress how much you can get away with while sporting a 3 piece suit, slicked back hair and a lush, thick beard.
Forget the suit. Beards are for life. Such magnificent creations!
It's almost like trying to dress nice makes you more attractive. 🤔
Aye, makes me want to grow my beard again. It saddens me that in my line of work wearing a suit would be weird. If I could I'd rock a 3 piece everyday.
@@00ABUTRE00 My good man! How can you neglect the magnificent beard?!
@@austincoz364 XD Nailed it
Humour has a way of lifting the spirits and this song is no exception. Seriously this song lifted me from a very dark place I was in not so long ago.
Helped me through the end of 2019 and into 2020 until i was free of the terrible place i was in.
So thank you, Benjamin, for writing this wonderful song!
@@pfalky2k But that's how supervillains are made
@@jharju2352 _that's probably his point_
@@duckyjoel5373 I don't like where that might take us
Go back. Kill a beer.
I said it before and I’ll say it again. This song should be included in the training for anyone who just got a job in customer service! 🤣🤣🤣
Everyone in customer service sings it every day.
I work in customer service, and this song absolutely lives rent-free in my head throughout pretty much any day at work.
Yes especially if it's call center work 😂
@@jenniferklayer5259 Call center = lower pits of hell. With worse AC.
Or McDonalds
This song always makes me feel better!
"I've planned many projects, but my fucks won't be involved"
I feel that on a deeply personal level 😂
Ditto
420th fucks to give
As a PMP, I couldn't agree more!
Definitely a foil.
Last night at the club a stripper danced to this song and I've never been more intrigued and confused in my life lmfao
Ha! I think this is my favourite comment ever! So many questions... but do I actually want the answers?
It's best for the both of us we don't know
Ah, the return of the "why boner".
WITH A VENGEANCE!
Hahahahahaha
@@ThomasBenjaminWildEsqMusic prob not
My parents are fighting downstairs so I put my headphones on and sang along as loud as possible...
I... can relate
y/rightthathappened.
Did they hear you? Because that would funny
@@2hotflavored666 you kind of messed up.
@@lazyh-online4839 How so?
A coworker played this the other day, i never heard it and now i am obsessed!