I like to imagine that Jurassic World 8 has no humans or fighting, it's just a gripping drama about the fight for interracial marriage, except with space dinosaurs.
I like how each time Tom plays that riff after saying "Let's go back to the island" he becomes more and more dejected until he's just lying on the couch in defeat
I agree with Tom and felt like they waited too long to introduce the time travelling robot penis space dinosaurs into the series. If they’d done it before they got to dinosaur planet, then it might have saved the series from obscurity.
@@tomcardy1 it was honestly a total shock when they said they were never giving velociraptors shotguns again and then started the next movie out with a guy taming a velociraptor with a shotgun. its the subtle twists like this that made the movies great.
Man, missed opportunity for the time traveling dinos to decide their best option was to go back and inhabit an Earth before humans and thus create their own origin story. We'll just have to wait for the fan edit.
And them thinking it'll be safer and he hits us with the, "So beautiful, majestic, and - yeah run" in a way that says "Yep back on this bs wagon again" 😂 his line delivery is just perfect across the board
@@tomcardy1 mood and fair but Please care for your human form omfg edit: i should say though that losing my voice is exactly what happened every time i got sick and the muses visited me to taunt me in my suffering, so i probably should have intuited that instead of being proud rofl
I like the subtle implication that Tom was so sick that he hallucinated _SEVEN_ whole Jurassic World sequel movies in his feverish mental state And still managed to skip over two of them
I’m pretty sure those are loosely connected to other movie plots, so it also implies that over the course of watching Jurassic park he became so sick he hallucinated everything he watched as Jurassic park
I mean, if the title is correct, he missed five. He skips from Jurassic World 3 to 6 and then just stops at 10 with 11 and 12 unmentioned. Edit: 4. My math was wrong, he missed 4. 4, 5, 11, 12.
In my mind, the reason the artificial intelligence robot didn't get given a lil Robo pee when it was made was because the scientists watched DINO ISLAND 8 (or whatever one it was I'm not rewatching) at the cinema and realised how dangerous it was to give a robot a willy.
@@tomcardy1 Omg did you just casually drop that we are in fact in a Musical Cardy Universe where events of a song take place in a movie watched by the protagonists of another? That's some crazy Tarantino shit right here
We already knew all the songs take place in a shared universe. Not Quite Almost Christmas Time directly references Call Your Mother, and the waiter from Red Flags is the French guy from Je Suis Francois.
I have listened to this song so many times and I've only just realized the little repeating motif ("send the dinosaurs to space!" and "Chris Pratt does that thing with his hands!") is LITERALLY THE JURASSIC PARK THEME SONG
I like how the overall structure is pachelbel's canon, with the jarrasic park theme inserted.... I also like how at the start he uses the elvator to go up, then pachelbel's to come down, and then does a key-shift back-up again when the energy drops back to top of pachelbel's..... dude knows his music theory! 🤣
@@happychick94i didn't notice that at all, then started to sing the melody of pachelbel's canon on top of that, and was like 🤯🙀 when things just worked together
It's a true homage to the absurdity of Jurassic Park/World that while in a feverish state you decided "I gotta write a fucking song about how stupid these movie plots are" Get well soon
But like here's the thing tho. They are extremely stupid... but somehow, like eating something I know I shouldn't eat, I do kinda wanna see all 48 jurassic park movies in order.
@@owenwalker8037 No it was "You are my favourite content. Creator man, treat yourself." God deserves a treat for creating the content that is Tom Cardy.
This is exactly how I felt watching the BFG movie while sick on Christmas a few years ago. It felt like it lasted at least five hours and I was completely immersed while also not remembering a single thing about the plot and falling asleep multiple times. Now I don’t want to rewatch it while conscious because it will never be the same as that first time
aw Tom you look actually quite ill recording this. don't be afraid to take time off and get better and rest yoself, we'll be here. hope you're feeling better now.
Just a little thing about Jurrasic World 6 you misunderstood (which is fair, because a lot of people misunderstood); people didn't send the dinusars to space. People sent people to space. People went out on starships to inhabit a different planet. That's why they're so desperate to get back in Jurassic Park 7. There weren't any other planets they could inhabit that were also close enough for the spaceship to get to. It's also why it seems like so much time has passed; if I recall correctly, Grant says that almost ten thousand years had passed on earth due to the near relativistic speeds they were traveling. Oh, and the reason Murphy is in his 80's in the movie, despite being...like 9 in 1993. Most of the people on the ships were in stasis, but Murphy was one of the people operating the ships. And while they were going at close to relatavistic speeds, they weren't going the speed of light. Grant makes that part really clear, I thought. ...also also, you picked up that Murphy was Tim from the first movie, right? Hammond's grandson? Again, I understand if you didn't, it was a very confusing and weird movie. Like, it's interesting that they made a movie that tries so hard to be at least close to real-world science (kind of like the first one), but they did NOT stick the landing.
@@eronth Well, yes and no. They didn't 'accidentally give the robot dinusar a penis', it's a drone made of nanomachines that adapts to it's enviornment in order to survive, and it ends up scanning and looking like a pack of six velocoraptors. And eventually they inject nanomachines into other velocoraptors, some pterodactyls, a t-rex, and (we eventually learn) a bunch of other dinosaurs in order to scan their DNA. The 'it's just like everything else with a penis. It wants to use its penis' line is straight from the film, and is said by Ian Malcom. But yeah, the drones end up basically turning all the dinosaurs into a hive mind who declare their independence from humanity. It's weird. Also, absolutely none of that is true, and I made all of it up. Made up every word of it, execpt the words in quotes which Tom made up. There are only three jurassic world movies as of me writing this.
1:39 This verse completes what is know as the Tom Cardy paradox. If you give your robot a penis it is gonna want to use it and have children. However, if you do not give the robot a penis it is going to enslave all of man kind as shown in the song artificial intelligence by Tom Cardy. This is a brilliant use of story telling in music often overlooked as a simple jest even though it is a brilliant thought exercise. I appreciate Tom Cardy as a philosopher even when others do not.
Jurassic park 1: “Lets not go back!” Jurassic park 2: “We’re back! Lets not go back” Jurassic park 3: “We’re back again! Lets not go back” So majestic, *RUN*
Literally every time I’m sick, without fail, this song magically gets stuck in my head. I have never seen a single one of these movies but every time I’m ill I’m just like “lalala dinosaur island” the whole time. I can’t decide if I love that or hate it because I’m just too sick to think
This simultaneously required a great deal of thought and also was made up completely on the spot, and Tom both regrets it and is immensely proud of it.
I want the comments section to know that, for the last year, whenever my sibling or I do something that doesn't turn out the way we'd hoped, our automatic reaction is an emphatic "let's never go back to dinosaur island."
The amount of happiness I get from listening to this masterpiece is truly beyond compute! Thanks for providing a safe place for our tired minds, Tom! (The little background scream "tO SpAcE" in the Jurassic World 6 storyline fkn boost my mood like nothing, I'm sobbing-laughing-crying)
If the Australian Federal Government bothered to quantify the impact of Tom Cardy during the COVID-19 lockdowns, I think Tom would be a multi-millionare. You're a bloody gem. La la la la Dinosaur Island.
If nothing else, we can at least credit Jurassic World 10 for opening up the Dinosaur Cinematic Universe (DCU), allowing us to enjoy the classic movie "We're Back! A Dinosaur's Story", which really humanizes the dinosaurs and makes us sympathize with their plight.
In a little on-site educational video it's shown how the fruit salad syrup slowly encases the Tom, preserving it perfectly for millions of years just as it was at the time; deciding on an outfit idea for the character in the day's video.
Nobody has watched the Jurassic Park movies since the originals, so no one can prove that any of these things didn't happen. Thanks for the accurate summary of the JCU Tom, get better soon.
*Don't you see the danger inherent in what you're doing here, Tom?* This song just...uh... too catchy. *Yet, you were so preoccupied that you could, that you didn't stop to think if you should.* I'll tell you the problem with the power that you're using here, it didn't require any discipline to attain it. So you don't take any responsibility for it. You accomplished something as fast as you could, and before you even knew what you had, you put it on the internet for millions to see. And now I going to have a song about Robot Dino D on loop in my head for weeks, if not months. The lack of humility before the memetic forces you unleashed upon us, uh... staggers me.
"I should not have given my robot dinosaur a penis, because like everything with a penis, it's gonna wanna use it's penis" Quite possibly the best lyrics of all time.
I always laugh at the "the fences are taller now" part bc that was truly the only new effective safety measure they had, and it was admittedly a good measure. The only reason why it failed was bc they were stupider than the t-rex on steroids.
This was literal PERFECTION THE CHRIS PRATT VOICE WAS SO GOOD And I love the way you put in the theme song riff I have had this on repeat for like a week Edit: Apparently they're actually making a new Jurassic World film, so I guess we're going back to Dinosaur Island!
Anytime I'm sick, I end up watching this repeatedly because it speaks to my soul. Fun fact: I have a weak immune system. My family is really tired of hearing this as a siren song of my being acutely ill.
Jurassic World 9 creates a time loop where the dinosaurs leave our current time and go back to the Jurassic era to live peacefully, die, and then leave their bones allowing the creation of Jurassic Park 1.
Actual prompt from JP logs: Security salesman Fred: **Aww yee its completely safe now. Here take the big security kit! Its going to be great!** JP staff Jeremy: **well if you say so......i mean you must have figured out all the kinks the last 4 times we tried this** Security architecht Marv: **Hey man! I just finished the glass ceiling and faulty scanners! That place is going to burn!** JP Staff Jeremy: **What..?** Security salesman Fred: **yea its going to be a real bomb! Great attractions! Marvelous! Hey Marv can we talk about this later?**
I'm a year late to this, but I appreciate that Tom managed to turn the Jurassic Park franchise into something as unhinged as the Fast & Furious franchise.
I have not seen a single jurassic park movie in my life and ''there's a space robot dinosaur with a penis travelling through time'' is the only knowledge i'm bringing with me next time i find a jurassic park fan in the wild. Thanks a lot Tom.
The start of this song is like "no, no, Tom, this isn't feverish at all, and look how well you play that guitar are you even sick" and then they send the dinosaurs to space. And yes. Yes he is.
im chronically ill and this is how i feel roughly 5/7 days a week for the entire year and i would like to thank you tom for providing me with incredible shorthand to tell friends i feel like shit today
No surprise Tom got unwell. Surprised it didn't happen sooner, honestly, what with such high exposure to those sick songs he keeps making. Truly a soldier.
I've been sharing this with friends for a year now, and only just today did I take a listen to this while wearing studio quality headphones. For the love of dino-god!!!! I knew you were multi-talented, Tom, but listening to the mix and all the extra little details that my pathetic little laptop speakers couldn't provide for me, it quite literally gave me full body goosebumps. You are a master of both music production and dinosaur movie summaries. I am bewildered and humbled by your existence. Please never stop doing whatever the hell inspires you to do what you do.
I remember Jurassic world 10, It was super hype to finally get a Jurassic Park crossover with Land Before Time. Especially when Chris Pratt did that thing with his hand on little foot being like "LITTLEFOOT STOP!"
Being sick, and then deciding to sing, and then deciding to watch all jurassic park, world and planet films to sing about them, is the ultimate example of taking one for the team. And taking one for the art! Get well soon, you legend!
Why does this perfectly describe the love-hate relationship I have with caving? Like I'll have the worst experience known to man, have to phone the emergency services, lose sanity and braincells, and be traumatised for life, then like a week later I'll walking doen the street and suddenly overcome with such strong, inexplicable and unconditional love for the sport and everything to do with it that I feel I'll go insane if I don't cave within the next 2 weeks 😂😅💀
I like to imagine one of the writers watching this video and then going to the other writers like, "Guys, they know, abort!" and then they just make a campfire out of the next 30 Jurassic Whatever scripts.
I love how the “lets go back to the island” shifts from “I don’t learn my lesson” to “BLOOD FEUD WITH THE DINOSAURS”
At some point if you keep making the same mistake, it's gotta be intentional 😂
“I FUCKIN NEED TO PUNCH A RAPTOR”
1:02 the nose wipe is fuckin' gold
I like to imagine that Jurassic World 8 has no humans or fighting, it's just a gripping drama about the fight for interracial marriage, except with space dinosaurs.
It's the casual way Tom says "run" with that friendly smile while slowly pulling out a gun that gets me each time.
it's the "so majestic, so beautiful" while putting on war paint that does it for me
I relate to this comment.
run :)))
its the way he doesnt miss a beat with it and uses "run" like a fuckin full stop that does it for me
I don't know if it's intended, but in Indiana Jones 3 there's a scene exactly like that
I like how each time Tom plays that riff after saying "Let's go back to the island" he becomes more and more dejected until he's just lying on the couch in defeat
"I'm goin' back to thAT FUCKIN' ISLAND"
I agree with Tom and felt like they waited too long to introduce the time travelling robot penis space dinosaurs into the series. If they’d done it before they got to dinosaur planet, then it might have saved the series from obscurity.
I liked it when they gave the velociraptor a shotgun.
@@tomcardy1 it was honestly a total shock when they said they were never giving velociraptors shotguns again and then started the next movie out with a guy taming a velociraptor with a shotgun. its the subtle twists like this that made the movies great.
@@tomcardy1 clever gi-*boom*
Man, missed opportunity for the time traveling dinos to decide their best option was to go back and inhabit an Earth before humans and thus create their own origin story. We'll just have to wait for the fan edit.
Is this an actual movie?
The part where Tom shouts "I'm going back to the fkn island" just cracks me up so much
its the way he rubs his nose as he says it as if he's about to go on a coke-fueled rampage against the dinos
This is the most accurate and in depth analysis of the Jurassic Park series. Also get well Tom
Thank you Sotiris! Watching dinosaurs all day has boosted my immune system and I am now super immune to all disease and viral infections.
breaking news: tom cardy found the cure to cancer and everything else
@@tomcardy1 Does that extend now to dinosaurs?
@@tomcardy1 those antibiotics in the Dino nuggies kicked in yet?
@@tomcardy1 So you can have sex with Dinos too!
"The fences are taller now"
I don't know why, but that line killed me 🤣
Followed by the dumb grin while he riffs on the guitar - it's my favorite moment in the video every time I watch it.
And them thinking it'll be safer and he hits us with the, "So beautiful, majestic, and - yeah run" in a way that says "Yep back on this bs wagon again" 😂 his line delivery is just perfect across the board
Same
Followed by more intricate electric guitar to mirror the “upgrade” in the CGI. It’s gold.
i can really appreciate you singing when you're sick like you're flipping the bird to a muse that was trying to torture you
In hindsight it was not a good idea. I woke up today not being able to speak but it is worth it for the art.
@@tomcardy1 mood and fair but Please care for your human form omfg
edit: i should say though that losing my voice is exactly what happened every time i got sick and the muses visited me to taunt me in my suffering, so i probably should have intuited that instead of being proud rofl
@@tomcardy1 in the words of our ancestors, do it for the vine
hi, I think you're really cool👉👈
I like the subtle implication that Tom was so sick that he hallucinated _SEVEN_ whole Jurassic World sequel movies in his feverish mental state
And still managed to skip over two of them
No those are real
I’m pretty sure those are loosely connected to other movie plots, so it also implies that over the course of watching Jurassic park he became so sick he hallucinated everything he watched as Jurassic park
I mean, if the title is correct, he missed five. He skips from Jurassic World 3 to 6 and then just stops at 10 with 11 and 12 unmentioned.
Edit: 4. My math was wrong, he missed 4. 4, 5, 11, 12.
At least the robot dinosaur can feel all the ways it feels to be a space dinosaur.
In my mind, the reason the artificial intelligence robot didn't get given a lil Robo pee when it was made was because the scientists watched DINO ISLAND 8 (or whatever one it was I'm not rewatching) at the cinema and realised how dangerous it was to give a robot a willy.
ladies and gentlemen, lore
@@tomcardy1 Omg did you just casually drop that we are in fact in a Musical Cardy Universe where events of a song take place in a movie watched by the protagonists of another? That's some crazy Tarantino shit right here
@@remitonelli978 welcome to the MTCU
We already knew all the songs take place in a shared universe.
Not Quite Almost Christmas Time directly references Call Your Mother, and the waiter from Red Flags is the French guy from Je Suis Francois.
I have listened to this song so many times and I've only just realized the little repeating motif ("send the dinosaurs to space!" and "Chris Pratt does that thing with his hands!") is LITERALLY THE JURASSIC PARK THEME SONG
I like how the overall structure is pachelbel's canon, with the jarrasic park theme inserted.... I also like how at the start he uses the elvator to go up, then pachelbel's to come down, and then does a key-shift back-up again when the energy drops back to top of pachelbel's..... dude knows his music theory! 🤣
@@happychick94i didn't notice that at all, then started to sing the melody of pachelbel's canon on top of that, and was like 🤯🙀 when things just worked together
It's a true homage to the absurdity of Jurassic Park/World that while in a feverish state you decided "I gotta write a fucking song about how stupid these movie plots are"
Get well soon
I mean, you have to remember there are actual living humans who think that 5G networks cause COVID. There's no such thing as too stupid.
First one wasn't dumb.
But every one after that, did y'all not learn anything from the first one? Nope? Ok, time to die.
@@Real28 if 2020-2022 has taught us anything, it's that humans are stupid and don't learn.
Thaaaaank you today I will drink lots of liquids and rewatch all 24 Jurassic Planet movies again
But like here's the thing tho. They are extremely stupid... but somehow, like eating something I know I shouldn't eat, I do kinda wanna see all 48 jurassic park movies in order.
I am in awe Tom. Its been around a year and I cant believe u still haven't run out of ideas. U r my favourite content creator man treat yourself.
This is so kind I needed this thank you tarun!
@@tomcardy1 🤍🤍🤍
@@tomcardy1 you are also my favourite content-creator-man-treat
@@owenwalker8037 No it was "You are my favourite content. Creator man, treat yourself."
God deserves a treat for creating the content that is Tom Cardy.
Pastor saya outbreak monkeys deserve no sympathy
As someone with a high fever right now, I identify with the state of mind this came from.
I'm not sick, but as someone who's seen multiple Jurassic movies, I can still totally sympathize with the delirium.
This is exactly how I felt watching the BFG movie while sick on Christmas a few years ago. It felt like it lasted at least five hours and I was completely immersed while also not remembering a single thing about the plot and falling asleep multiple times. Now I don’t want to rewatch it while conscious because it will never be the same as that first time
aw Tom you look actually quite ill recording this. don't be afraid to take time off and get better and rest yoself, we'll be here. hope you're feeling better now.
Just a little thing about Jurrasic World 6 you misunderstood (which is fair, because a lot of people misunderstood); people didn't send the dinusars to space. People sent people to space. People went out on starships to inhabit a different planet.
That's why they're so desperate to get back in Jurassic Park 7. There weren't any other planets they could inhabit that were also close enough for the spaceship to get to. It's also why it seems like so much time has passed; if I recall correctly, Grant says that almost ten thousand years had passed on earth due to the near relativistic speeds they were traveling.
Oh, and the reason Murphy is in his 80's in the movie, despite being...like 9 in 1993. Most of the people on the ships were in stasis, but Murphy was one of the people operating the ships. And while they were going at close to relatavistic speeds, they weren't going the speed of light. Grant makes that part really clear, I thought.
...also also, you picked up that Murphy was Tim from the first movie, right? Hammond's grandson? Again, I understand if you didn't, it was a very confusing and weird movie. Like, it's interesting that they made a movie that tries so hard to be at least close to real-world science (kind of like the first one), but they did NOT stick the landing.
Tom should have read the comics, they explain the space penis time traveller robot dinosaur part pretty well
Beautifully summarised people are so quick to dismiss that movie
Wait, are you telling me that his synopsis of 7 was kinda accurate? Like... that sorta happens?
Beautifully said
@@eronth Well, yes and no. They didn't 'accidentally give the robot dinusar a penis', it's a drone made of nanomachines that adapts to it's enviornment in order to survive, and it ends up scanning and looking like a pack of six velocoraptors. And eventually they inject nanomachines into other velocoraptors, some pterodactyls, a t-rex, and (we eventually learn) a bunch of other dinosaurs in order to scan their DNA. The 'it's just like everything else with a penis. It wants to use its penis' line is straight from the film, and is said by Ian Malcom. But yeah, the drones end up basically turning all the dinosaurs into a hive mind who declare their independence from humanity. It's weird.
Also, absolutely none of that is true, and I made all of it up. Made up every word of it, execpt the words in quotes which Tom made up. There are only three jurassic world movies as of me writing this.
The voice work on “DINOSAURS STOP!” is frickin spot on
If I had a nickel for every time Tom roasted Chris Pratt, I'd have two nickels.
Which isn't a lot but it is curious that it happened twice.
.......anyone for round 3? Hahaha
Crisp Rat.
You're welcome.
Maybe he hates religious people?
@Emotional D thanks?
That's cos Chris Pratt is on the naughty list.
you can see the sanity slowly leaving toms body the longer you watch the movie.
also that chris pratt impression was great
get well soon :)
Your Chris Pratt impression made me wheeze hard enough to scare a nearby pigeon (aka tiny dinosaur).
1:39 This verse completes what is know as the Tom Cardy paradox. If you give your robot a penis it is gonna want to use it and have children. However, if you do not give the robot a penis it is going to enslave all of man kind as shown in the song artificial intelligence by Tom Cardy. This is a brilliant use of story telling in music often overlooked as a simple jest even though it is a brilliant thought exercise. I appreciate Tom Cardy as a philosopher even when others do not.
Thank you for doing all this work for the people that don’t have the 13 hours to spare watching the movies Tom
I can't believe you Cinnamon Rolled me, @Investment Idea... I thought we were Tom Cardy viewing buddies 😭
now I'm hungry for sweets..
Jurassic park 1: “Lets not go back!”
Jurassic park 2: “We’re back! Lets not go back”
Jurassic park 3: “We’re back again! Lets not go back”
So majestic, *RUN*
There's a distinct lack of running after Jurassic World 3. Does it mean it gets finally better?
Hard to run in space, I guess
Absolutely not
No, it means that the dinosaurs get faster and better at hunting and the people get a lot, LOT dumber.
No I think people just don't need to be told to do it anymore. We're slow learners but we do learn eventually.
Ran out of areas to run.
The way you use the John Williams riff is so amazing, you make such an epic theme feel so funky
Literally every time I’m sick, without fail, this song magically gets stuck in my head. I have never seen a single one of these movies but every time I’m ill I’m just like “lalala dinosaur island” the whole time. I can’t decide if I love that or hate it because I’m just too sick to think
This simultaneously required a great deal of thought and also was made up completely on the spot, and Tom both regrets it and is immensely proud of it.
I want the comments section to know that, for the last year, whenever my sibling or I do something that doesn't turn out the way we'd hoped, our automatic reaction is an emphatic "let's never go back to dinosaur island."
The whole breakdown starting when you say "I should not have given my robot dinosaur a penis" makes me laugh every single time I hear this.
I love how Tom decided to sing "send the dinosaurs to space" in a such a beautiful way.
I can't hear the Jurrasic Park theme song without singing "Send the Dinosaurs to Space!" under my breath now
The amount of happiness I get from listening to this masterpiece is truly beyond compute! Thanks for providing a safe place for our tired minds, Tom!
(The little background scream "tO SpAcE" in the Jurassic World 6 storyline fkn boost my mood like nothing, I'm sobbing-laughing-crying)
1:23 jesus that harmony so simple but just... perfect
If the Australian Federal Government bothered to quantify the impact of Tom Cardy during the COVID-19 lockdowns, I think Tom would be a multi-millionare. You're a bloody gem. La la la la Dinosaur Island.
la la la la dinosaur island
If nothing else, we can at least credit Jurassic World 10 for opening up the Dinosaur Cinematic Universe (DCU), allowing us to enjoy the classic movie "We're Back! A Dinosaur's Story", which really humanizes the dinosaurs and makes us sympathize with their plight.
just realized that the lil piano riff he does after every bit sounds like the jurassic park theme song
If Tom perishes, I'm sure we can arrange for his fossil to be revitalized.
In a little on-site educational video it's shown how the fruit salad syrup slowly encases the Tom, preserving it perfectly for millions of years just as it was at the time; deciding on an outfit idea for the character in the day's video.
the "dinosaurs stop!!!!" gets me every time sob
As a diehard Jurassic park fan I can confirm this is quite accurate
Cant wait for part 13
"Yeah Run" is the best line, the facial expression is my favourite.
“I shouldn’t have given my robot dinosaur a penis”
Honestly that’s gonna be in there somewhere.
I thought that all of the robot dinosaurs in Jurassic Galaxy were female! Robotics finds a way.
Life ... Life finds a way!
0:12 This is a *JAM!*
I wanna say "get well soon" but I think this is one big complicated ruse to get us to make you think you're not a cop. 👮
I'm not a cop.
@@tomcardy1 I think you're a cop.
👀
@@pinktribble I too think he is a cop
Nobody has watched the Jurassic Park movies since the originals, so no one can prove that any of these things didn't happen. Thanks for the accurate summary of the JCU Tom, get better soon.
Rip in peas Tom. You were truly a legend.
I just learned that they're making another Jurassic World movie so I had to revisit this gem
The series never seems to end nor improve.
because it's already perfect 😎
The movies continue till profit improves
I can't tell if you mean the Jurassic Park movies in Tom's song or the real ones.
Genuinely.
@@capta1nseal Was gonna say you can't improve on perfection, but ya beat me to it!
i love how jurassic world 6 is the 7th film in the series, truly a revolutionary way to structure such a glorious saga
*Some Hollywood producer watching this video* "QUICK! WRITE THIS DOWN WRITE THIS DOWN WRITE THIS DOWN! This guy has the most amazing ideas!"
As someone who never seen an entire Jurassic Park movie, this seems accuarate.
The repetitive motif on the ‘back in time’x2 was brilliant!
*Don't you see the danger inherent in what you're doing here, Tom?* This song just...uh... too catchy. *Yet, you were so preoccupied that you could, that you didn't stop to think if you should.*
I'll tell you the problem with the power that you're using here, it didn't require any discipline to attain it. So you don't take any responsibility for it. You accomplished something as fast as you could, and before you even knew what you had, you put it on the internet for millions to see.
And now I going to have a song about Robot Dino D on loop in my head for weeks, if not months.
The lack of humility before the memetic forces you unleashed upon us, uh... staggers me.
legendary comment
Memetic hubris.
Tom, uh, finds a way
Yeah this song goes WAY too hard
Been planning a movie marathon for my friend who hasn't seen any of them, but I think I'll just send this instead
I spent the day in the emergency room and came home to this. Thank you, you single handedly made my day better 😊
I honestly believe we will have a Jurassic Planet movie series.
"I should not have given my robot dinosaur a penis, because like everything with a penis, it's gonna wanna use it's penis" Quite possibly the best lyrics of all time.
I had to scroll too damn far to find someone else who appreciates this line
As someone in the entertainment industry ... thank you for this. Also might I suggest Fast & Furious next that'd be incredible.
This-this might be the catchiest song in the multiverse.
I'm wildly impressed by his ability to play the keyboard while slouching that heavily on the couch.
I always laugh at the "the fences are taller now" part bc that was truly the only new effective safety measure they had, and it was admittedly a good measure. The only reason why it failed was bc they were stupider than the t-rex on steroids.
I have watched Jurassic park while under the influence of a horrible fever with medicine and I think I hallucinated some of it
This was literal PERFECTION
THE CHRIS PRATT VOICE WAS SO GOOD
And I love the way you put in the theme song riff
I have had this on repeat for like a week
Edit: Apparently they're actually making a new Jurassic World film, so I guess we're going back to Dinosaur Island!
Anytime I'm sick, I end up watching this repeatedly because it speaks to my soul. Fun fact: I have a weak immune system. My family is really tired of hearing this as a siren song of my being acutely ill.
Jurassic World 9 creates a time loop where the dinosaurs leave our current time and go back to the Jurassic era to live peacefully, die, and then leave their bones allowing the creation of Jurassic Park 1.
Rest well, Tom! Intrigued to see your illness-addled mind produces bangers indistinguishable in vibe from your regular ones
SIR, I AM BEGGING
PUT THIS SONG ON SPOTIFY
HONETLY
THIS IS A GEM
Loved it when the dinosaurs said "it's dino'in time" and started dinoing Chris Pratt.
I love that it doesn't become a jurassic world until 6 when they send them to a new planet
Actual prompt from JP logs:
Security salesman Fred: **Aww yee its completely safe now. Here take the big security kit! Its going to be great!**
JP staff Jeremy: **well if you say so......i mean you must have figured out all the kinks the last 4 times we tried this**
Security architecht Marv: **Hey man! I just finished the glass ceiling and faulty scanners! That place is going to burn!**
JP Staff Jeremy: **What..?**
Security salesman Fred: **yea its going to be a real bomb! Great attractions! Marvelous! Hey Marv can we talk about this later?**
I'm a year late to this, but I appreciate that Tom managed to turn the Jurassic Park franchise into something as unhinged as the Fast & Furious franchise.
I have not seen a single jurassic park movie in my life and ''there's a space robot dinosaur with a penis travelling through time'' is the only knowledge i'm bringing with me next time i find a jurassic park fan in the wild. Thanks a lot Tom.
the “sitting in a helicopter” section scratches an itch in my brain that i didn’t even know was there, its so catchy to me fsr
The melody(?) of "let's never go back to dinosaur island" is just so great and catchy, I love it
The start of this song is like "no, no, Tom, this isn't feverish at all, and look how well you play that guitar are you even sick" and then they send the dinosaurs to space. And yes. Yes he is.
Now with Jurassic world 4 being planned this could entirely be possible
you have truly filled the void of Every Frame A Painting
As someone who's never watched any of those movies I appreciate your summarization. Now it's like I've watched them all
im chronically ill and this is how i feel roughly 5/7 days a week for the entire year and i would like to thank you tom for providing me with incredible shorthand to tell friends i feel like shit today
I can't hear the Jurrasic Park theme song without singing "Send the Dinosaurs to Space!" under my breath now
"And then we fucking shank 'em." Genuine spit take.
No surprise Tom got unwell. Surprised it didn't happen sooner, honestly, what with such high exposure to those sick songs he keeps making. Truly a soldier.
Honestly Tom's facial expressions just get me everytime
I truly needed something this unhinged and amazing to get through the day. Tom continues to be an absolute legend.
I've been sharing this with friends for a year now, and only just today did I take a listen to this while wearing studio quality headphones.
For the love of dino-god!!!! I knew you were multi-talented, Tom, but listening to the mix and all the extra little details that my pathetic little laptop speakers couldn't provide for me, it quite literally gave me full body goosebumps.
You are a master of both music production and dinosaur movie summaries. I am bewildered and humbled by your existence.
Please never stop doing whatever the hell inspires you to do what you do.
I feel like I understand the series more than ever, thanks Tom.
oh hey they're making another one, this song's relevant again!
As someone who has never seen *any* of the Jurassic Park movies, I am choosing to believe that this is 100% accurate
Tom.
How do you create the most stupid yet simultaneously most catchy songs ever
I CANT STOP LISTENING TO THIS SONG
For not watching Jurassic World 3 he absolutely nailed it.
That little melody in-between each part is stuck in my mind
You mean Tom's riff on John Williams's Jurassic Park theme?
I love how keyboard tom gets progressively more done every time he's on screen
Everything about this is absolutely perfect and extremely accurate. Get well soon, Tom!
To be honest you nailed Jurassic world 3 (great song btw)
"Such beautiful majestic creatures, and, yeah, run"
*smiles*
I remember Jurassic world 10, It was super hype to finally get a Jurassic Park crossover with Land Before Time. Especially when Chris Pratt did that thing with his hand on little foot being like "LITTLEFOOT STOP!"
Being sick, and then deciding to sing, and then deciding to watch all jurassic park, world and planet films to sing about them, is the ultimate example of taking one for the team. And taking one for the art! Get well soon, you legend!
I've watched this like 8 times now and I feel like I really learned something, like for example how we all need to go to dinosaur island right now.
Why does this perfectly describe the love-hate relationship I have with caving? Like I'll have the worst experience known to man, have to phone the emergency services, lose sanity and braincells, and be traumatised for life, then like a week later I'll walking doen the street and suddenly overcome with such strong, inexplicable and unconditional love for the sport and everything to do with it that I feel I'll go insane if I don't cave within the next 2 weeks 😂😅💀
This is an oddly specific comment, gotta say.
@@matthewmatthew981I was working through some shit 💀
I like to imagine one of the writers watching this video and then going to the other writers like, "Guys, they know, abort!" and then they just make a campfire out of the next 30 Jurassic Whatever scripts.
I was sick last night, and this is the best representation of my mental state trying to get to sleep