Not only that, but the "character" of the song also says their clogs for their son bit. Also love the character is rocking the Marty McFly jacket at the end. 8P
The fact that "THEYRE THE ONE THING I LOVE, THE ONE THING THAT MAKES ME SURE THERES A GOD UP ABOVE" is from this glorious clog based comedy song is INCREDIBLE
the fact that the lyrics are so over exxagerated, the song is way too good. The effort, Time and emotions you guys put into the song. This is quite literally nothing short of a masterpiece, This deserves to become such a huge hit!
I love all the subtle storytelling in this song, the Grandfather still calling them his Clogs even after handing them over, vs the Father enphasising "your Clogs" tells you so much about the characters, their attitudes and society they were raised in
Don't forget the son himself singing "their clogs" when referring to passing them down to his own son in the future Grandfather may not have been ready to pass on the duty of protecting them, but his children knew to raise their kids well enough to trust them for the task
I actually watched this about 4-5 times before I fully comprehended that he was literally using the clogs to resurrect his father and grandfather because *it's part of the narrative*. Realizing this beautiful chaos is *deeply coherent* absolutely made my day.
I really like the detail that the grandfather said to his son "dont touch MY clogs" even rhough he gave them away meanwhile the father said "dont ever let them touch YOUR clogs" showing how much the father trusts his son
You know, out of all the things this world has been through, world wars, famine, plague, threats of nuclear annihilation and so on, not once did I ever think that at any point in our existence did I think there would be a song simply about clogs that managed to slap so fucking hard.
Right... right before we lost it all forever... we were reminded of the sanctity of clogs and suddenly, like magic, we all remembered what truly matters.
I legitimately cant stop listening to this track. The silly lyrics combined with the amazing production value and vocal talent just blew me away. Can't wait to see what else you guys have in store, I've been sharing this with my friends!
I have both Spanish and Catalan as my mother languages. Learning English wasn't easy for me, since I'm not a good student, I get distracted easy, and I had to actually learn from comics and videogames to get a good level of speaking and understanding. But now that I've found the Best Thing Ever, I feel like it was all worth it.
This song has been unironically stuck in my head for the past three days, and I felt bad because every time I went to listen to it, it was from someone's reupload. I am just so glad the original creators of this masterpiece got to finally get the credit they deserved and remastered a full, bangin' music video. I hope this gets the millions of views it's worthy of.
I legitimately think this is an excellent song. Yes the lyrics are absolutely ridiculous but the production and quality are top notch . They didn’t have to go this hard but I’m glad they did. Nice to see comedy bands getting more recognition
This song will become the new “All I Want for Christmas is You”. People will gather around their Christmas trees and listen to this. An instant Holiday classic. 🎄
Notice how he was apparently mature enough to be trusted with the safety of a life bending artifact before he was even born. Not only that, but he's even willing to take on the burden for many years until his own son is at least 25 years of age.
Christ, the stage performance and the emotion the lead singer shows is something to desire and it elevates this song even higher than I already held it myself
I wasn't sure how you would top the short version. I thought for sure, going any further, it would stop being funny and would be drawn out. I have never been happier to have been proven so unbelievably wrong. The best thing about it all, is that the extended version is LEGITIMATELY an amazing song. This goes beyond a funny song. Its legitimately good. The ramp in passion at 2:23 is fucking incredible
I was thinking the same thing, the shortened version on tiktok was so good. I was sure they would fuck up the rest. I don't know why. I've never been so happy to be proven wrong. Straight banger.
@alecblackington7325 Uh, are you fighting ghosts? Both my original comment and the only other reply are in favour of the song, as you seem to be. Who are you fighting exactly
This song is a true hidden gem. With this song you could easly position yourself in the higher positions of the next Eurovision and I'm being dead serious. It has all the elements to get a lot of points and at least get in the top 10 in my humble opinion
This is so ridiculous that it loops right back around to being the most hype shit that I’ve heard all year. The 2:23 section is nothing short of sublime.
If I ever enter a lip sync battle; I formally ask to use this song for how unnecessarily intense it is. Complete with a leaf blower for live special effects
Lyrics: Uh-Huh Years before I was born, Father told this to me, It was one Christmas morning in ‘73, There was one lonely gift nestled under the tree, My grandfather said don’t Touch. My… He said boy, listen close, I am saying this once, These were worn by my parents, and their parent’s parents, Now they’re yours, but be sure to guard them with your life, He said don’t ever let them Touch. My. Clogs. You can take my cash, you can burn my house, You can force feed trash, I’d let you kick my balls, While I chewed on glass, before I even thought About letting someone Touch. My. Clogs. You’ll have to take my life, you’ll have to steal my dog, Have to beat my wife, you’ll have to kill my mom With a rusty knife, you’ll have to break my legs Before I ever let you Touch. My. Clogs… Don’t touch my… C-L-O-G-S They’re my clogs… Uh. Father said “You’re my son, so I’ll tell you the truth, I wore clogs without socks for the bulk of my youth, Now these clogs, they are yours, protect them with your life, I pray you never let them Touch. Your. Clogs.” You can slap my wrist, I’d let you shave my head, Let you wax my pits, I’d even butt-chug bleach, While you twist my nips, and after all of that, I still wouldn’t let you Touch. My. Clogs. You could eat my lunch, and you can knock me out With a one-inch punch, and make me drink your sweat From a dirty sponge, you’d have to Shoot Me Dead, Before I ever let you Touch. My. Clogs. It’s my purpose in life to keep them safe until my Child is at least 25, and I will pass the clogs to Them and they’ll wear them with pride, and every single day from Then they’ll make sure no one has Touched. Their. Clogs. They’re the one thing I love, the only thing that makes me Sure there’s a God up above, those wooden clogs on my Feet, yeah they fit like a glove, and I would Give up everything ‘fore I ever let you Touch. My… C-L-O-G-S (Distorted/Mumbled) Now I lay me down to sleep, I pray the Lord my Clogs to keep; If I should die before I wake, I pray the Lord my Clogs to take. You can take my cash… (Clogs) You can force feed trash, I’d let you kick my balls, While I chewed on glass, before I even thought About letting someone touch my clogs. You’ll have to take my life, you’ll have to steal my dog, Have to beat my wife, you’ll have to kill my mom With a rusty knife, you’ll have to break my legs Before I ever let you Touch. My…
Okay.. This Is fuckin' Ridicilous.. I write the Entire Lyrics with Time stamps and everything and get like.. *1 Like* While somebody else gets more!? How.. How Is that even fair.. Either way, Good Job I guess..
I would just like to inform you that I replaced the word clogs with flops, and wooden with rubber, and it fit perfectly. Thank you for making this amazing song.
This is so incredible, you have no idea. My best friend of 10 years showed me this, and, it is forever stuck in my head. I put it on repeat constantly, I genuinely can't stop listening to this whenever I just... Need to fucking feel empowered during the day, whenever I need to groove and get down, THIS is the first on the spotify playlist, I'm not kidding. You are a GENIUS, SIRS! THANK YOU! Please play this at my funeral. For real.
I dont understand why this doesnt resonate with other people like it does me. Im really surprised this hasnt surpassed a million views, I was expecting it to be in the 10s of millions by now. Ive probably listened to this over a hundred times now myself. You all put a lot of work into this and it really shows and I just wanted you to know that I see that and really enjoy what you made.
lyrics if u wanna sing along: ohoh years before i was born father old this to me it was one christmas morning in ‘73 there was one lonely gift nestled under the tree my grandfather said don’t touch my - he said boy, “listen close, I am saying this once, these were worn by my parents and their parents parents. now they’re yours, but be sure to guard them with your life” he said don’t ever let them touch. my. clogs you can take my cash you can burn my house you could force feed trash I’d let you kick my balls while i chewed on glass before i even THOUGHT about letting someone touch. my. clogs you’ll have to take my life you’ll have to steal my dog have to beat my wife you’ll have to kill my mom with a rusty knife you’ll have to BREAK MY LEGS before i ever let you touch. my. clogs ~don’t touch my~ c l o g s they’re my clogs 😠 father said “you’re my son so i’ll tell you the truth. i wore clogs without socks for the bulk of my youth now these clogs, they are YOURS, PROTECT THEN WITH YOUR LIFE i pray you never let them touch. your. CLOGS you can slap my wrist i’d let you shave my head let you wet my pits i’d even butt chug bleach while you twist my nips and after ALL OF THAT i still wouldn’t let you touch. my. clogs you could eat my lunch and you could knock me out with a 1-inch punch and make me drink your sweat from a dirty sponge you’d have to SHOOT ME DEAD before i ever let you touch. my. CLOGS it’s my purpose in life to keep them safe until my child is at-least 25 and then i will pass the clogs to them and they’ll wear them with pride and every single day from then they’ll make sure no one has touched. their. CLOGS they’re the one thing i love the only thing that makes me sure there’s a god up above those wooden clogs on my feet and they fit like a glove and i will give up everything ‘for i ever let you touch. MY - c l o g s you can take my cash you could force feed trash i’d let you kick my balls while i chewed on glass before i EVEN THOUGHT about letting someone touch my clogs you’ll have to take my life you’ll have to steal my dog have to beat my wife you’ll have to kill my mom with a rusty knife you’ll have to BREAK MY LEGS before i ever let you touch. my.
Comedy music is usually only fun to listen to once maybe twice if you show a friend, this song however is so much more than that, it might be a joke but its the emotion, the grit, the soul put into this that keeps it on repeat for the past 5 months for me
This song came on randomly on Spotify when I was in the middle of work and the instrumentation and vocals were so good I didn’t pick up on anything being off until I just heard, in the most enthusiastic and genuine voice ever “I’d let you kick my balls” and I burst into uncontrollable laughter… so… now I’m stuck with a new obsession apparently.
I've listened to this song so many times now, it's a blast to listen to. I really appreciate people who can do stuff like this without loading it up with profanity or vulgarity. You guys are very talented and you deserve all the success that comes your way.
You didn’t need to go this hard, but you did and I’m forever grateful, from the belly laughter and sharing this with everyone around me, this is pure magic! Can’t wait to see more from you guys!
This song has stopped renting a space in my head and decided to just buy the dam place, I think about this song so day and night. I've literally been looking up a pair of clogs. I need them after this.
Lyrics: [Verse 1] Years before I was born father told this to me It was one Christmas morning in '73 There was one lonely gift nestled under the tree My grandfather said, "Don't touch my-" He said, "Boy, listen close, I am saying this once These were worn by my parents and their parent's parents Now they're yours, but be sure to guard them with your life." He said, "Don't ever let them touch my clogs!" [Chorus] You can take my cash, you can burn my house You could force feed trash I'd let you kick my balls whilе I chewed on glass Beforе I even thought about letting someone touch my clogs You'll have to take my life, you'll have to steal my dog Have to beat my wife You'll have to kill my mom with a rusty knife You'll have to break my legs before I ever let you touch my clogs Don't touch my C-L-O-G-S They're my clogs! Whoa, oh! [Verse 2] Father said "You're my son, so I'll tell you the truth I wore clogs without socks for the bulk of my youth Now these clogs, they are yours, protect them with your life I pray you never let them touch your clogs!" [Chorus] You can slap my wrist, I'd let you shave my head Let you wax my pits I'd even butt-chug bleach while you twist my nips And after all of that I still wouldn't let you touch my clogs You can eat my lunch and you can knock me out With a 1-inch punch And make me drink your sweat from a dirty sponge You'd have to shoot me dead before I ever let you touch my clogs [Bridge] Is my purpose in life to keep them safe until my child is at least 25? Then I will pass the clogs to them and they'll wear them with pride And every single day from then, they'll make sure no one has touched their clogs! They're the one thing I love, the only thing that makes me sure there's a god up above Those wooden clogs on my feet, and they fit like a glove And I would give up everything 'fore I ever let you touch my Clogs C-L-O-G-S Now I lay me down to sleep I pray the Lord my clogs to keep If I should die before I wake I pray the Lord my clogs to die [Chorus] You can take my cash You could force feed trash I'd let you kick my balls while I chewed on glass Before I even thought about letting someone touch my clogs You'll have to take my life, you'll have to steal my dog Have to beat my wife You'll have to kill my mom with a rusty knife You'll have to break my legs before I ever let you touch my
This was recommended to me by TH-cam music. It was a while before I realised this wasn't some global sensation but an obscure masterpiece the algorithm had gifted to me.
when youtube gives you a playlist when your drinking and your like wtf did i just come across.... take my like, gotta check back later to make sure this was real and not some odd not real 90s flashback.
I'm speechless this is....a true masterpiece! It tells the story of so many in four minutes and one second! I shall tell my farther that our storys have finally been sung! My father has pased down his clogs to me and I shall do the same, as will my children and theirs! I too have fought off evil clog snatchers and laid waist to their balls as they tried to do to mine and my father’s and his father's, and his father's, father's, farthers. I am humbled to see that their are other clog lineages out there, clogages, as my father's, farthers, mother would have said, fighting this same battle! Protecting the sacred nature of DE KLOMPEN!!!!
The line "My people & I will rule the galaxy... with a wooden clog" goes weirdly hard. Also, Im guessing "wooden clog" here is in place of "iron fist"?
But would you let someone take your cash, burn your house, force feed trash, and let someone kick your balls while you chewed on glass, before you even thought about letting someone touch your clogs?
So good! cant wait to see more from you guys!
hi lola
I discovered this song from your latest video and this is my fourth time listening to it now
Are you gonna turn the Whole Song into an Avatar as well, Mr.Clown Boy? *xD*
lolathon is the way I found this bop
It's the man himself nice thanks for keeping my childhood so fun these years
The fact that the dad says "your clogs" instead of "my" like his dad is a sweet touch. Dad has prepared the son well and trusts him completely.
SO HAPPY YOU CAUGHT THIS, :,)
Not only that, but the "character" of the song also says their clogs for their son bit. Also love the character is rocking the Marty McFly jacket at the end. 8P
@@OCT_Officialit is brilliant! I love this song, I hope you make more!
The dad literally hands the clogs down to the child. It wasn't hidden at all it's literally a lyric
@@crowxar Nobody said it was hidden. It was just details the writers took care to pay attention to and we both wanted to appreciate it.
I hope this gets big.
It would be nothing short of deserved
It slayed on Tiktok
here for it
It is big on tiktok
it is sung with passion which is true music
THANK YOU!!!!!
The fact that "THEYRE THE ONE THING I LOVE, THE ONE THING THAT MAKES ME SURE THERES A GOD UP ABOVE" is from this glorious clog based comedy song is INCREDIBLE
The rawest lines often come from the dumbest of places
@@callousTelegnosisI wonder if it's because of the absurdness around the lines that make them hit even harder
The genuine unadulturated passion absolutely dripping from every second of this song is actually inspiring.
I listen to this while I play hell divers 2
This song goes way harder than it has any right to... And it perfectly works.
Ah yes, I've finally arrived in the parallel universe where EuroPop and 80's synth never died. Now I can rest easy.
Oh boy do I have some good news for you
they never died though?
I trust that this style of music is staying for good
r3662 synthwave baby!
this style of music won't die
the fact that the lyrics are so over exxagerated, the song is way too good. The effort, Time and emotions you guys put into the song. This is quite literally nothing short of a masterpiece, This deserves to become such a huge hit!
Really hoping it does! Thank you for the kind words :)
It will!!
Saw a very similar comment on tiktok a few seconds ago 😂
Depending on the video there, it might've been me @@The_Imperial_Enforcer 😂
THE FUCK DO YOU MEAN OVEREXAGERETED !! NEVER TOUCH THE CLOGS !!!
yeah its highly exagerated
Art
Certified legend Mr. Young.
Epic Metal Cover when?
@@meinnamepasstnichtcan you cover something this genius?
I love all the subtle storytelling in this song, the Grandfather still calling them his Clogs even after handing them over, vs the Father enphasising "your Clogs" tells you so much about the characters, their attitudes and society they were raised in
Don't forget the son himself singing "their clogs" when referring to passing them down to his own son in the future
Grandfather may not have been ready to pass on the duty of protecting them, but his children knew to raise their kids well enough to trust them for the task
Yeah, they are pretty intense (crazy) about the clogs😂 especially the grandfather. Never able to truely give them up to anyone.
But if the clogs actually are the key to ruling the galaxy then eccentric behaviour is justified.
@@Formalecit seems so, and it seems those clogs are special in some way so it makes sense the insanity
I actually watched this about 4-5 times before I fully comprehended that he was literally using the clogs to resurrect his father and grandfather because *it's part of the narrative*.
Realizing this beautiful chaos is *deeply coherent* absolutely made my day.
I really like the detail that the grandfather said to his son "dont touch MY clogs" even rhough he gave them away meanwhile the father said "dont ever let them touch YOUR clogs" showing how much the father trusts his son
As a Dutch person I think this should be our new national anthem
Hoop het!
precies
we need to get this on the radio!!!!!
Look im 1/2 dutch and i second this
Gekoloniseerd xD
You know, out of all the things this world has been through, world wars, famine, plague, threats of nuclear annihilation and so on, not once did I ever think that at any point in our existence did I think there would be a song simply about clogs that managed to slap so fucking hard.
This song is a song of hope for humanity.
Right... right before we lost it all forever... we were reminded of the sanctity of clogs and suddenly, like magic, we all remembered what truly matters.
This would be a hit in Eurovision
Unironically, I'd vote.
The vocal shift into grit around 2:35 is absolutely amazing hahahaha
I legitimately cant stop listening to this track. The silly lyrics combined with the amazing production value and vocal talent just blew me away. Can't wait to see what else you guys have in store, I've been sharing this with my friends!
you’re so kind thank you!!
Fun fact, the song loops perfectly into itself as if the cycle is repeating every 100 years.
Which makes a marathon version not only possible but necessary, you say? Agreed
@@rushinbushin100%
As it should.
Masterpiece 😂
agreed
What's good Vinny
Fr
Well, seeing Vinny here definitely took me by surprise
Ayo it's Chinzo when ya bringing back the brush tooth 😂
Just came from Lolathon's vid
Is a bop
Same this song goes on the meme playlist😂
It's so catchy 😎
Same
Same 😂😂
Same xd
Also,I like how the alien guy from the start says he'll rule the galaxy with a wooden clog instead of iron fist
I have both Spanish and Catalan as my mother languages. Learning English wasn't easy for me, since I'm not a good student, I get distracted easy, and I had to actually learn from comics and videogames to get a good level of speaking and understanding.
But now that I've found the Best Thing Ever, I feel like it was all worth it.
This song has been unironically stuck in my head for the past three days, and I felt bad because every time I went to listen to it, it was from someone's reupload. I am just so glad the original creators of this masterpiece got to finally get the credit they deserved and remastered a full, bangin' music video. I hope this gets the millions of views it's worthy of.
Thank you so so much, yes we put are whole heart and soul into this one!
It needs more views we need 70 pcs all just playing it on repeat
This song is so ridiculously good, like straight up I can’t stop listening to it. You guys put serious work into this bizarre little gem
U have no idea
Fr tho, It really has no right being this catchy
I legitimately think this is an excellent song. Yes the lyrics are absolutely ridiculous but the production and quality are top notch . They didn’t have to go this hard but I’m glad they did. Nice to see comedy bands getting more recognition
It's like "Weird Part of the Night" and "Dagothwave" had a baby. A wooden shoe baby.
This song will become the new “All I Want for Christmas is You”. People will gather around their Christmas trees and listen to this. An instant Holiday classic. 🎄
hahahah YESSSS
Yes! Please let it happen!!!
And yet, this is actually catchy, fun, stupid and not annoying, unlike the crime that is that song
@@AndrewBlackMasterand most other Christmas songs ngl
This is technically a Christmas song and I love that, it’s the best Christmas song ever
Notice how he was apparently mature enough to be trusted with the safety of a life bending artifact before he was even born. Not only that, but he's even willing to take on the burden for many years until his own son is at least 25 years of age.
The amount of emotion in the lyrics really sells the song. Its been on repeat for a few days !!
We meant every word
I never thought I could be moved so deeply by a song about clogs, a family heirloom that cannot be touched. Masterpiece 10/10. Will buy merch of this.
COMING SOON!
Shirt please!
Plot Twist: This is just a preactive viral ad for their soon-to-be-opened Clog store.
@@DraconicDuelist it's working
@@OCT_Officialif you don't sell some clogs I'll riot
As a dutch guy this makes my DNA resonate with joy. Great song guys!
same
Dutch Delcaration of Resistance; the song
Same
Hard same.
Thank you!!!
How did it take 9 months for the Algorithm to find this for me?
I know, right? Algorithm failll
The Internet is that one place where a parody song about clogs slaps so fucking hard it actually makes you headbang for three minutes straight
Not sure what i expected, but nonetheless it shattered those expectations. This is amazing. And will now live rent free in my head.
THANKYOU! This means sm
I came across this on accident. Now this song shines proudly between all my heavy metal songs on my phone. Love it, all the best to you guys!
A metal cover of clogs would go hard
Holy shit yes. Don't let them smelt my clogs
Same my man same
Christ, the stage performance and the emotion the lead singer shows is something to desire and it elevates this song even higher than I already held it myself
Same with the bearded keyboarder
@@KingGoose-rj8qc Dude its like that guy is bleeding passion towards the end lmao. That guy is SUPER into it
drop full version of dim sum paradise already
Why is it always the meme songs that bop so hard? If they played stuff like this and Dagothwave over the air, I would actually listen to the radio.
I wasn't sure how you would top the short version. I thought for sure, going any further, it would stop being funny and would be drawn out. I have never been happier to have been proven so unbelievably wrong. The best thing about it all, is that the extended version is LEGITIMATELY an amazing song. This goes beyond a funny song. Its legitimately good. The ramp in passion at 2:23 is fucking incredible
I was thinking the same thing, the shortened version on tiktok was so good. I was sure they would fuck up the rest. I don't know why. I've never been so happy to be proven wrong. Straight banger.
Wrong, i could listen to them sing about clogs for an entire year and even then, i would never get sick of clogs!
@alecblackington7325 Uh, are you fighting ghosts? Both my original comment and the only other reply are in favour of the song, as you seem to be. Who are you fighting exactly
@@justanotheryoutubewatcher5330Im fighting the clog monster
This song is a true hidden gem. With this song you could easly position yourself in the higher positions of the next Eurovision and I'm being dead serious. It has all the elements to get a lot of points and at least get in the top 10 in my humble opinion
This is so ridiculous that it loops right back around to being the most hype shit that I’ve heard all year. The 2:23 section is nothing short of sublime.
if you press the link on the last "touch" it fits smoothly
That’s our favorite part too
If I ever enter a lip sync battle; I formally ask to use this song for how unnecessarily intense it is. Complete with a leaf blower for live special effects
A man walks into a bathroom and sees a wooden shoe in the toilet. He walks out and ask “alright who clogged the toilet?”
Here from Lolathon, the fact it came out on the same day is perfect, a full version too!
Same! xD
Same!
I saw Lola’s video and that was the first time I heard this. Then this morning the algorithm served me up this. Amazing!
Lolathon really hooked it up
Never heard the Dutch national anthem before until now, it's pretty damn good
Lyrics:
Uh-Huh
Years before I was born, Father told this to me,
It was one Christmas morning in ‘73,
There was one lonely gift nestled under the tree,
My grandfather said don’t Touch. My…
He said boy, listen close, I am saying this once,
These were worn by my parents, and their parent’s parents,
Now they’re yours, but be sure to guard them with your life,
He said don’t ever let them Touch. My. Clogs.
You can take my cash, you can burn my house,
You can force feed trash, I’d let you kick my balls,
While I chewed on glass, before I even thought
About letting someone Touch. My. Clogs.
You’ll have to take my life, you’ll have to steal my dog,
Have to beat my wife, you’ll have to kill my mom
With a rusty knife, you’ll have to break my legs
Before I ever let you Touch. My. Clogs…
Don’t touch my…
C-L-O-G-S
They’re my clogs…
Uh.
Father said “You’re my son, so I’ll tell you the truth,
I wore clogs without socks for the bulk of my youth,
Now these clogs, they are yours, protect them with your life,
I pray you never let them Touch. Your. Clogs.”
You can slap my wrist, I’d let you shave my head,
Let you wax my pits, I’d even butt-chug bleach,
While you twist my nips, and after all of that,
I still wouldn’t let you Touch. My. Clogs.
You could eat my lunch, and you can knock me out
With a one-inch punch, and make me drink your sweat
From a dirty sponge, you’d have to Shoot Me Dead,
Before I ever let you Touch. My. Clogs.
It’s my purpose in life to keep them safe until my
Child is at least 25, and I will pass the clogs to
Them and they’ll wear them with pride, and every single day from
Then they’ll make sure no one has Touched. Their. Clogs.
They’re the one thing I love, the only thing that makes me
Sure there’s a God up above, those wooden clogs on my
Feet, yeah they fit like a glove, and I would
Give up everything ‘fore I ever let you Touch. My…
C-L-O-G-S
(Distorted/Mumbled)
Now I lay me down to sleep,
I pray the Lord my Clogs to keep;
If I should die before I wake,
I pray the Lord my Clogs to take.
You can take my cash…
(Clogs)
You can force feed trash, I’d let you kick my balls,
While I chewed on glass, before I even thought
About letting someone touch my clogs.
You’ll have to take my life, you’ll have to steal my dog,
Have to beat my wife, you’ll have to kill my mom
With a rusty knife, you’ll have to break my legs
Before I ever let you Touch. My…
One error, the prayer. Replace soul with clogs
@jaromgillins3317 Yep, can't believe I missed that. Thanks.
This needs to be pinned. Thanks mate.
@@RQAlice No problem, glad I could help.
Okay.. This Is fuckin' Ridicilous..
I write the Entire Lyrics with Time stamps and everything and get like.. *1 Like*
While somebody else gets more!? How.. How Is that even fair..
Either way, Good Job I guess..
this song has no right going this hard, i love it so much. some how they captured every 80s synth song in one and its amazing.
I would just like to inform you that I replaced the word clogs with flops, and wooden with rubber, and it fit perfectly. Thank you for making this amazing song.
An entire generation is gonna make this a core memory
Let’s go
This song has 0 right to be as much of a banger as it is, and yet here I am listening to it for the 12th time in the past 24 hours. It is so catchy.
This will be remembered by generations to come and they will make sure to never let you take his clogs! 👞
This is so incredible, you have no idea. My best friend of 10 years showed me this, and, it is forever stuck in my head. I put it on repeat constantly, I genuinely can't stop listening to this whenever I just... Need to fucking feel empowered during the day, whenever I need to groove and get down, THIS is the first on the spotify playlist, I'm not kidding. You are a GENIUS, SIRS! THANK YOU! Please play this at my funeral. For real.
Also came across this recently, its a gem.
This has no right to slap THAT hard.
Timeless. 😂
Even if it weren't funny at all....... the song is fire.
Flawless work, gentlemen!
>:(
this is awesome, thank you so much!
you're welcome so much! @@OCT_Official
I dont understand why this doesnt resonate with other people like it does me. Im really surprised this hasnt surpassed a million views, I was expecting it to be in the 10s of millions by now. Ive probably listened to this over a hundred times now myself. You all put a lot of work into this and it really shows and I just wanted you to know that I see that and really enjoy what you made.
Give it time young padawan, give it time
It's only just found its way to me and I literally listen to youtube music all commutes, all gaming sessions, thousands of hours.
lyrics if u wanna sing along:
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years before i was born father old this to me
it was one christmas morning in ‘73
there was one lonely gift nestled under the tree
my grandfather said don’t touch my -
he said boy, “listen close, I am saying this once,
these were worn by my parents and their parents parents.
now they’re yours,
but be sure
to guard them with your life”
he said don’t ever let them touch. my. clogs
you can take my cash
you can burn my house
you could force feed trash
I’d let you kick my balls
while i chewed on glass
before i even THOUGHT
about letting someone touch. my. clogs
you’ll have to take my life
you’ll have to steal my dog
have to beat my wife
you’ll have to kill my mom
with a rusty knife
you’ll have to BREAK MY LEGS
before i ever let you touch. my. clogs
~don’t touch my~
c l o g s
they’re my clogs 😠
father said “you’re my son so i’ll tell you the truth.
i wore clogs without socks for the bulk of my youth
now these clogs, they are YOURS, PROTECT THEN WITH YOUR LIFE
i pray you never let them touch. your.
CLOGS
you can slap my wrist
i’d let you shave my head
let you wet my pits
i’d even butt chug bleach
while you twist my nips
and after ALL OF THAT
i still wouldn’t let you touch. my. clogs
you could eat my lunch
and you could knock me out
with a 1-inch punch
and make me drink your sweat
from a dirty sponge
you’d have to SHOOT ME DEAD
before i ever let you touch. my. CLOGS
it’s my purpose in life
to keep them safe until my child
is at-least 25
and then i will pass the clogs to them
and they’ll wear them with pride
and every single day from then
they’ll make sure no one has touched. their. CLOGS
they’re the one thing i love
the only thing that makes me sure there’s a god up above
those wooden clogs on my feet
and they fit like a glove
and i will give up everything ‘for i ever let you touch. MY -
c l o g s
you can take my cash
you could force feed trash
i’d let you kick my balls
while i chewed on glass
before i EVEN THOUGHT
about letting someone touch my clogs
you’ll have to take my life
you’ll have to steal my dog
have to beat my wife
you’ll have to kill my mom
with a rusty knife
you’ll have to BREAK MY LEGS
before i ever let you touch. my.
I wore clogs without socks for the bulk* of my youth.
I'd even butt chug* bleach
Amature.
Comedy music is usually only fun to listen to once maybe twice if you show a friend, this song however is so much more than that, it might be a joke but its the emotion, the grit, the soul put into this that keeps it on repeat for the past 5 months for me
The head turn and vocal delivery at 1:10 is so damn satisfying
If this isn't the song of the prophecy, the one song to rule them all, the infinity gem of all songs, i don't know what it is.
DON'T TOUCH MY CLOGS
Never thought that a mix of 80s synthwave with classic pop, with a "tom cardy"-like nonsense premise, would be such a banger.
Man, i am completely drunk at the moment, i don't know how i am going to find my bed but the song is completely nice.
Completely nice is such an amazing complement man I love it. Hope you found your bed.
This song came on randomly on Spotify when I was in the middle of work and the instrumentation and vocals were so good I didn’t pick up on anything being off until I just heard, in the most enthusiastic and genuine voice ever “I’d let you kick my balls” and I burst into uncontrollable laughter… so… now I’m stuck with a new obsession apparently.
Call me a simp but the intensity of the main singer is extreamly attractive to me.
I've listened to this song so many times now, it's a blast to listen to. I really appreciate people who can do stuff like this without loading it up with profanity or vulgarity. You guys are very talented and you deserve all the success that comes your way.
We try we try
*someone stops me on the streets*
"whats playing in your headphones?"
DONT TOUCH MY CLOGS
I am here for a artistic event that only happens once every few generations. What a joy. What a perfection. Good work lads.
There's something special about this... you're gonna exceed 1M easily!
🙏 🙏 🙏
Oh it's comin... Thanks for replying! C-L-O-G-S@@OCT_Official
YOU DID IT!!!
“when your happy you enjoy the music when you're sad you understand the lyrics” the song XD
This song is actually a banger. Like I would listen to this while doing chores or homework or something. I hope this blows up
I get chills while listening to this masterpiece
This is genuinely incredible. I love this so much 😭 A SONG ABOUT BLOODY CLOGS
You didn’t need to go this hard, but you did and I’m forever grateful, from the belly laughter and sharing this with everyone around me, this is pure magic! Can’t wait to see more from you guys!
3:12
"While I chewed on glass... we can't make him chew on glass. What can we do?"
"...Broccoli?"
This is exactly what happened
Well, im pretty sure sugar glass is edible but idk about that
This song has driven me insane and rewritten my brain chemistry, I can't live without it
This song goes so much harder than it has any business doing. Certified banger🔥🔥
Let's goooo thanks so much lucas! Can't wait to show you all more!
We need a Clog Saga, covering this family's efforts to protect the clogs
Yes 😂
The Cloga
TH-cam needs more creators like you guys.
:,)
Sudden I am thinking about getting a pair of clogs.
I feel like this needs to be a full length movie. I would watch the heck out of it. Great song! Great video!
This has been my music stim for weeks, so glad you’ve done a full length video/song now. Absolute banger lads, well done 🖤
This song has stopped renting a space in my head and decided to just buy the dam place, I think about this song so day and night.
I've literally been looking up a pair of clogs. I need them after this.
Lyrics:
[Verse 1]
Years before I was born father told this to me
It was one Christmas morning in '73
There was one lonely gift nestled under the tree
My grandfather said, "Don't touch my-"
He said, "Boy, listen close, I am saying this once
These were worn by my parents and their parent's parents
Now they're yours, but be sure to guard them with your life."
He said, "Don't ever let them touch my clogs!"
[Chorus]
You can take my cash, you can burn my house
You could force feed trash
I'd let you kick my balls whilе I chewed on glass
Beforе I even thought about letting someone touch my clogs
You'll have to take my life, you'll have to steal my dog
Have to beat my wife
You'll have to kill my mom with a rusty knife
You'll have to break my legs before I ever let you touch my clogs
Don't touch my
C-L-O-G-S
They're my clogs!
Whoa, oh!
[Verse 2]
Father said "You're my son, so I'll tell you the truth
I wore clogs without socks for the bulk of my youth
Now these clogs, they are yours, protect them with your life
I pray you never let them touch your clogs!"
[Chorus]
You can slap my wrist, I'd let you shave my head
Let you wax my pits
I'd even butt-chug bleach while you twist my nips
And after all of that I still wouldn't let you touch my clogs
You can eat my lunch and you can knock me out
With a 1-inch punch
And make me drink your sweat from a dirty sponge
You'd have to shoot me dead before I ever let you touch my clogs
[Bridge]
Is my purpose in life to keep them safe until my child is at least 25?
Then I will pass the clogs to them and they'll wear them with pride
And every single day from then, they'll make sure no one has touched their clogs!
They're the one thing I love, the only thing that makes me sure there's a god up above
Those wooden clogs on my feet, and they fit like a glove
And I would give up everything 'fore I ever let you touch my
Clogs
C-L-O-G-S
Now I lay me down to sleep
I pray the Lord my clogs to keep
If I should die before I wake
I pray the Lord my clogs to die
[Chorus]
You can take my cash
You could force feed trash
I'd let you kick my balls while I chewed on glass
Before I even thought about letting someone touch my clogs
You'll have to take my life, you'll have to steal my dog
Have to beat my wife
You'll have to kill my mom with a rusty knife
You'll have to break my legs before I ever let you touch my
My husband and I accidentally stumbled upon this masterpiece of a song and prayed it had a music video. We are not disappointed. Thank you
This song tells a nailbiter of a story, loved it.
new age tomcardy right there, ridiculous lyrics, over the top energy is a chef's kiss, great job guys
I've never resonated with a song so much in my life. What a masterpiece.
What if the clogs held no real power, but the myth of the clogs’ power came from the family fighting tooth and nail to protect them
This was recommended to me by TH-cam music. It was a while before I realised this wasn't some global sensation but an obscure masterpiece the algorithm had gifted to me.
when youtube gives you a playlist when your drinking and your like wtf did i just come across.... take my like, gotta check back later to make sure this was real and not some odd not real 90s flashback.
I'm speechless this is....a true masterpiece! It tells the story of so many in four minutes and one second! I shall tell my farther that our storys have finally been sung! My father has pased down his clogs to me and I shall do the same, as will my children and theirs! I too have fought off evil clog snatchers and laid waist to their balls as they tried to do to mine and my father’s and his father's, and his father's, father's, farthers. I am humbled to see that their are other clog lineages out there, clogages, as my father's, farthers, mother would have said, fighting this same battle! Protecting the sacred nature of DE KLOMPEN!!!!
It is our familial responsibility
and it's now on my Spotify playlist!
I have no doubt this song will live on for future generations to enjoy. When I’m old and grey, I’m definitely showing this to my future grandkids.🤘
You are obligated to buy vintage clogs to continue the bit.
I love the spongebob "MY LEG" reference, took me a few listens to notice it 😂
PLEASE release more music, with videos if possible, but man, just the tracks. They're SO good!
Here from Lolathon, absolute banger of a song and video. Amazing work!
Here from the app and I gotta say it surpassed expectations
My friends basically ambushed me, shoved one of their phones in my hands, and made me watch/listen to this.
I can't stop now...
The Lyrical depth of this is pretty Clogged with facts.
The line "My people & I will rule the galaxy... with a wooden clog" goes weirdly hard.
Also, Im guessing "wooden clog" here is in place of "iron fist"?
This song has no right to go this hard. It's absolutely insane that a song about wooden clogs can be such a banger.
I thought the original clip couldn't get any better. I was so wrong. Absolute banger
I've got three pairs of clogs at the end of my hallway in my childhood home, and let me tell you. We'd never let anyone touch MY CLOGS!
But would you let someone take your cash, burn your house, force feed trash, and let someone kick your balls while you chewed on glass, before you even thought about letting someone touch your clogs?
Protect them with your life.
This song needs at least 20mil views. This hits so hard and it's underrated being a month old. Come on TH-cam get this song out more.
Months later, still immensely amazing ❤