Jokepasta is what my spaghetti is called, cause if you tried it you'd think it was a joke. I can't even cook basic noodles, how I've made it 32 years the world will never know.
I actually got the chance to talk to the creator of tommy dies after it got released on the lost episode wiki, good times! To my understanding Tommy dies was written self aware and he made it as a parody of other bad creepypastas. Good stuff lol.
"Michelangelo ate all the pizza in the world and I killed him" and "I peed myself and had a kidney failure" are the best lines of narration in any horror piece ever in the existence of man. Truly inspiring.
I may be a teenage mutant ninja turtles fan, but when I heard it was in a creepy pasta, I almost crapped my pants, I could not believe that Leonardo would kill Mikey over pizza🍕 what?
To forget "NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!" and "EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEK!" would be an insult to true art.
I have to say, though, at least the writer for "Death to Bikini Bottom" has the wit to be a possible Spongebob writer. The "I'm Perch Perkins and I'm about to be killed by this crazy starfi-" part was unironically funny.
I don’t think that one was actually a unintentionally bad creepypasta, I think it was an intentionally bad parody of crappypastas. Lmao I can actually imagine Patrick stabbing a customer and then stupidly saying “That was kinda fun, I gotta do it again!”
Someone aiming a firearm at Steve while he’s sitting in a chair made me think of Brett’s interrogation from Pulp Fiction. I expected one of those armed men to ask Steve, “does he look like a b**ch?”
I was SO DAMN CONVINCED number 9 was a complete troll (Spongebob shitting on his dinner, him describing himself as "so cool" and "getting all the fish girls", punching Sandy for... some reason????) That last freaking paragraph caught me so off guard
@@Zulk_RS And judging by the last paragraph, the author is now acting like the writer for Sonic.EXE when his "creepypasta" was moved to the trollpasta wiki because of how cringy it was. This could only mean one thing: he's a whiny crybaby who doesn't take criticism very well like Yandere Dev, and I hope he improves his stories ( *AND HIS ATTITUDE* ) or he will end up like the writer of Sonic.EXE.
@@win-winthestubbornmage4299 Judging by the harsh comment/death threat the author of that creepypasta typed, and the title of the story, I can assume he wrote it as a creepy. But the poor writing, random events that anyone would take out of context, and the main character being the author's falsely heroic self insert only resulted the creepypasta wiki to remove it from the website due to not having the creepypasta requirements. And also allowing the trollpasta wiki, where the most trashy, non-scary, cringe worthy, and out of context to archive it in their site instead. Fun fact: The trollpasta wiki is also where the Sonic.EXE creepypasta ended up due to (according to the creepypasta wiki) being too generic and poorly written. And yeah, the author of the creepypasta took that personally.
Do you realize that stabbing Spongebob would only result in little Spongebob clones running everywhere, right? Same with Patrick Star. It's how sponges and starfish reproduce in the real world.
If it wasn't for the weird creepypasta things, the Chucky's Mom thing could be a legitimate episode (or a competent fan fiction), because Chucky's mom is canonically dead and watching your parent die in the hospital is scary already so imagine with rugrat perception of reality (there are a lot of creepy imagery in the show because of the baby's perception of reality).
I have a feeling that the reason these bad creepy pastas have so many spelling errors is because the authors are speaking into a microphone and letting the computer type what it thinks they said. I tried to use the speech to type function myself, and there were spelling errors and misplaced words galore!
I actually think it's more likely that it's because they're being done in the vein of early creepypastas where half the point was that they were fucking terrible.
That doesn't explain the spelling errors at all. Speech to text programs would usually take the closest sounding existing word if it doesn't understand something. It doesn't make up random letter salads. It might happen that the program types "two" instead of "to" or "where" instead of "were" but in that case those wouldn't be spelling errors but rather misunderstood and misplaced words.
The Rugrats Creepypasta feels like someone was trying to write a genuine Trollpasta. Also, the "Bloody Spongebob" Author pitching a fit when their creepypasta ended up on the trollpasta wiki is hilarious.
Out of all of these sentences, just seeing "I peed myself and had a kidney failure" dropped on us all by itself was the one that sent my sides into orbit somehow. You weren't kidding, that is a Hall of Fame trollpasta. This compilation was heavy on the cliches, so the more the story was openly making fun of them, the better.
"The Straw that broke the camel" Seriously, why do I find that line so funny? Like I'm just imagining Putting a plastic drinking straw on a camel and the camel just contorting in freakish ways before a huge error message pops up saying "Camel.exe is not responding" 🤣
I had a weird dream a few weeks ago that felt like a Loud House creepypasta. Basically Lincoln found a secret room in the house and discovered he had an older brother but he got extremely sick and was on life support for the last 15 years
Thank you for uploading this video. It was a great distraction from the terror I felt when I watched this spooky Spongebob VHS that contained Slenderbob killing his friends with a flamethrower and spewing out hyper realistic blood that might have been moldy cherry jam. This video made me feel better and saved me thousands of dollars from therapy sessions. Thank you PhantomHoodlum and HoodoStrider.
Excuse me, you can't just skip over "I like cartoons so I bought WWE Wrestlemania 2012" without comment, those are completely different trains of thought. In fact, seeing how obsessed he is with the WWE (and seemingly how much he dislikes SpongeBob), saying that is factually incorrect. Also, how and why is a malicious lost SpongeBob episode a DVD easter egg on a WWE DVD?
@@phantomstrider maybe not but you should at least try auditioning for stuff and putting a voice reel together. I think voicing acting could be a good experience and another good hobby to add to your arsenal. You’ve already shown exceptional vocal talent just reading creepypastas and other things for us! Maybe try for an NPC in a popular video game or a minor role in an anime dub first; a lot of fledgling and hobbyist voice actors get their start that way, and a lot of them are also doing various things on youtube.
"Bloody SpongeBob", "Cliche-less Pasta", and "The Turtle of My Dreams" are 100% trollpastas, and a lot of the others are likely trollpastas too. They're still hilarious, it's just that they're intentionally hilarious rather than unintentionally.
I find the recent videos you've made to be enjoyable, but it's nice to see you back to making cartoon videos, even if it is just a bunch of crappy horror stories. Also, I know that this suggestion might not be taken, but I'd like to see a top 10 best Five Nights at Freddy's fangames. Just thought it would be cool.
A just love how a lot of creepypasta looks like the same, just a haunted game/VHS, reverse music ou realistic blood. Or the famous "look behind you" at the end It happen near all the time with game/cartoon creepypasta.
Here's an Emma's Animaniacs crappypasta: "I am a 25-year-old unicorn and I am a hug fan of Emma's Animanics. I wathed all of the videos on Emma Young's chanels. So when I fund this episode I had never hard of, I was vrry exited. So I put the tape in the VCR and I regret it to this day. The episode started with the intro as normal, but goes to loud static at the end of the intro. The episode starts wuth Emma, Pumpkin and Yellow Duck sitting at the kichn table laffing and happy. Emma gets up and leaves the room for a few minutes. The screen goes black. The screen comes back on, when Emma returns, she finds Pumpkin laying on the floor, his stomach was cut open and his entrails were all around him. Yellow Duck was crying n the coorner, his eyes were filled with hyper-relelistic blood. Emma was scared at the scene, upset at what happened. She hugs her duck frind to comfort him. Emma decides to make something to cheer him up, as she does for her friends. The screen goes black again, and this time a neck pop sound was herd. The screen came back on, when Emma came back, she folnds Yellow Duck decapitated on the flour, his spine was seperated from his hed and body. Emma was really beginning to werry. She screamed, "WHAT IS GOING ON!? WHY IS THIS HAPPENING!?" She decides to get some fresh air outside. But when she went outside, she saw something horrifying. She saw the rotting bodies of Wakko, then Gumball, Yakko and Dot. She figured they must've been ded fro a while. Emma broke down and cried and puked hyper-relelistic vomit. When she turned around, the scrreen trned to black and there was a blood-curdling hyper-rlelelistic scream. The screen then showed Emma's body on the floor, some of her body parts missing, and she was laying in hyper-relelelistic blood. The noedolekciN theme was herd playing in this scene, and then, the episode ended. I took the tape out of the VCR, took it outside and burned it with gasoline and fire. I then contacted Emma Young, and she said to me, "I've never made or even heard of this episode. It must've been someone who really hated my content. Don't let the episode get to you. It's not real. God protect you." I knew it couldn't have been her who made it, but I warned all my freids, to not pick up any creepy VHS tapes of Emma's Animaniacs."
The chicken beaks in Number 4 probably come from the Rugrats Chicken Pox episode, where the babies hear about this disease and think it means turning into a chicken.
I actually got the chance to talk to the Creator of Fairy Odd Parents story. They were very kind & shared with me how they were inspired to write because of the craziness of Spongebob Episodes. They wanted to make the world laugh & entertain those who love cartoons. They told me to thank you all & to share that they write real novels to this day. 10:51
Number 4 actually have 2 other versions. Both remove the Willy Wonka **sheet** and replace them with clips including a chicken being decapitated, a cow walking in a box with "Slaughterhouse" wrote on the side, footage of the L.A Riot, a man suffering from AIDS being killed, childbirth sonograms, and a harlequin fetus (IF YOU HATE CREEPY IMAGERY DON'T GOOGLE "HARLEQUIN FETUS") When Chuckie comes out of the flashback, he's having a seizure. Plus, instead of Chuckie shouting "Nooooooooooo!", a live-action photo of a kid who looks like Chuckie appears, and the camera zooms into it. The ending is expanded, with the protagonist finding out that child **suidce** went higher in New Zealand that year. In the third version, there's some other gruesome clips, like a kid that looks just like Chuckie laughing, then screaming when his guts are ripped out. Then, it also remove the man's mouth/voice & chicken beaks. Instead, Chuckie's mother just pets his hair and says her quote in an almost silent voice for the man't mouth/voice part. For the first chicken's beak part, it instead shows Chuckie's mother dead, while Chas says "Don't you remember where it all started?" Then, the lucky ducky part instead features his father saying "I'm so sorry..." before crying for 3 minutes straight. For the second chicken beaks part, Chuckie sees his friends and the ambulance worker as normal. His face has a confused look and he asks what happened. Tommy starts talking in Chuckie's mother voice and Chuckie goes in a seizure. Then, the ambulance worker talks to Chas, saying that Chuckie has the same disease as his mother and will die within a year. We then see Chas crying as the screen fades to black. I personally think this is the best version of the story.
10.tommy dies (rugrats) 9.bloddy spongebob 8.blues clues 7.fairy odd parents lost episode 6.slenderman vs ninja turtles 5.spongebob lost episode death to bikinny bottom 4.rugrats lost episode chuckies mom 3.cliche-Lees pasta 2.spongebobs insanity 1.the turtle of my dreams
The visuals in this video matched the creepypastas really well and made it more immersive. That Ninja Turtles story in the #1 spot honestly ends with a pretty good plot twist. Then the world exploded and everybody dies.
5:33 News flash, PhantomStrider's Animal Crossing villager persona defeats bloody spongebob and saves the island Edit: I love the Clisha-less pasta one Edit Edit: Also, if you do bad cartoon network creepypastas, I know of this weird Ben 10 creepypasta you might want to check out (something about a Ben 10 game and Feedback being evil and murdering everyone and stuff, kinda like that weird Pokemon creepypasta of the one Pokemon soloing the whole game, except Feedback actually reforms at the end...)
Dude, the guy who wrote #9 got angry, edited the page, and challenged someone to a “Texas deathmatch” next Wednesday. Like, he got super upset but still had the forethought to bring up his calendar and pick a date that worked for his schedule.
Have you ever seen old man reads creepypastas? I think that you would get along with these bizarre stories. This video has brought me so much joy, thank you so much.
lmao great title strider i love your videos i’ve heard some of these but you always make it entertaining you’re one of the best and most wholesome youtubers and it’s great
'The Turtle of My Dreams' feels like a jokepasta with how it's written "My name is... Bob Bobberson... Something like that i dunno im bad at coming up with names" tell me that doesnt radiate jokepasta vibes
Another triumph, Strider and Dennis! It was everything I was hoping it would be. And once again, the scariest part of some of these was the spelling errors. Side note: I don't know if I should be disappointed or relieved that no one defiled Avatar with any crappypastas.
23:12 The reverse thing is actually creepy, bcuz if you find a song with a pretty diverse piano chord progression, it will sound very non-harmonic. The sound of piano will be like a "loud rising sound and then sudden silence' every 0.2/0.5 seconds (based on the rhythm). So if you reverse talking of a person, it will not be scary, the reason is that our human sound can't normally be tuned, unless we sing, or use autotune. Thanks for reading! 😃
With the No.7 pasta, the flip-flopping between normal writing and near unreadable spelling and grammar makes me think the pasta was actually written at 3 AM and the author kept dozing off mid-story.
22:40-22:42 The cows would have a beef with that. (If you watched PBS Kids or were subjected to it in the early 2010s, you might be familiar with this line from when Chick-Fil-A sponsored Martha Speaks.)
You should do a list about Pokémon Creepypastas. There are so many creative ones out there, my favorite being “Hypno’s Lullaby”. That one is a song and it’s super creepy but also oddly catchy.
#4 had a revised version with an actual ending, where the doctors tell Chaz Chuckie has the same disease as his mother did and will die from it within a year.
This turned out great! Always happy to be a part of these videos, they’re always so much fun! 😄 Thanks again Josh, really appreciate it!
Yo, haven’t seen you in a while....sadly.
HOODIE WE MISS YOU COME BACK SOON
It wouldn’t be a PhantomStrider creepypasta video without you, that’s not a bad thing.
Hey ya, Dennis we’ve missed you buddy.
Oh hey, you didn't become skeleton and wrote this!
Good to hear from you again!
"He killed Patrick by killing him."
"No, I'm gay. And punched her stupid face."
There's no way this isn't a jokepasta.
lmao
Jokepasta is what my spaghetti is called, cause if you tried it you'd think it was a joke. I can't even cook basic noodles, how I've made it 32 years the world will never know.
How is that scary?!
That line just gives me goosebumps every time I hear it/j " he killed Patrick by killing him "
Obvious trollpasta but "No, I'm gay. And punched her stupid face." was kinda based
I actually got the chance to talk to the creator of tommy dies after it got released on the lost episode wiki, good times! To my understanding Tommy dies was written self aware and he made it as a parody of other bad creepypastas. Good stuff lol.
That is freaking awesome.
Congratulations
what do you think of theses creeptpastas.
That's the thing, I think 1 in every 5 bad creepypastas are parodies of other bad creepypastas
@@Pneumonia-Nakeylet's get that number up
"Michelangelo ate all the pizza in the world and I killed him" and "I peed myself and had a kidney failure" are the best lines of narration in any horror piece ever in the existence of man. Truly inspiring.
"until one fatful day" was a personal favorite line of mines lmao
And let’s not forget the masterpiece that is “He killed Patrick by killing him…!”
I agree. True art.
I may be a teenage mutant ninja turtles fan, but when I heard it was in a creepy pasta, I almost crapped my pants, I could not believe that Leonardo would kill Mikey over pizza🍕 what?
To forget "NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!" and "EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEK!" would be an insult to true art.
I have to say, though, at least the writer for "Death to Bikini Bottom" has the wit to be a possible Spongebob writer. The "I'm Perch Perkins and I'm about to be killed by this crazy starfi-" part was unironically funny.
Absolutely. I believe that these writers have potential in some capacity and that is just one example.
Yeah
I don’t think that one was actually a unintentionally bad creepypasta, I think it was an intentionally bad parody of crappypastas. Lmao
I can actually imagine Patrick stabbing a customer and then stupidly saying “That was kinda fun, I gotta do it again!”
*Don't worry, chucky, it's time for me to move on*
Nice pfp Gametoon
I feel like “blues clues drug psa” could be a decent creepypasta based on the subject but it was handled so poorly.
Someone aiming a firearm at Steve while he’s sitting in a chair made me think of Brett’s interrogation from Pulp Fiction.
I expected one of those armed men to ask Steve, “does he look like a b**ch?”
I agree with you.
I don't think that would be a creepy pasta. I think that would be more of a YTP
I’m guessing by that you mean written by a child?
If it didn’t have a shitty squid game reference and had a better story
RIP to all those innocent souls we lost in the Krusty Krab bombing of 2003, missed but never forgotten
rip the queen
Rip
Never forget
It wasn't real.
Ik I died there it was so sad
“I sharted in your beef stroganoff”
I legitimately laughed at that stupid line for 5-10 minutes XD
There is no way that story isnt a joke story because of that line.😂😂
truly one of the lines ever
You mean stoganoff?
Spongebob truly didn't want them to eat XD
@@sgnjamcitydevteam6913nah, SpongeBob was just trying to add more flavor to the meal.
I like how even though Strider made it clear how he hates Ed, Edd, n' Eddy, he still respects it enough to use clips from the show in his videos.
Yeah! :))
Wait,isn’t Ed,Edd n Eddy CN,not Nicktoons?
@@kingadam69 Yeah so?
@@kingadam69 well, an ed ed n eddy clip was used at some point in the video
Eh, my favorite crappypasta is still a tie between the classics "But who was phone?" and "And then John was a zombie."
I was SO DAMN CONVINCED number 9 was a complete troll (Spongebob shitting on his dinner, him describing himself as "so cool" and "getting all the fish girls", punching Sandy for... some reason????)
That last freaking paragraph caught me so off guard
Given the "Not for kids under 11 and up" warning, I think the author was 11.
@@Zulk_RS And judging by the last paragraph, the author is now acting like the writer for Sonic.EXE when his "creepypasta" was moved to the trollpasta wiki because of how cringy it was.
This could only mean one thing: he's a whiny crybaby who doesn't take criticism very well like Yandere Dev, and I hope he improves his stories ( *AND HIS ATTITUDE* ) or he will end up like the writer of Sonic.EXE.
wait, its NOT a trollpasta??
@@win-winthestubbornmage4299 Judging by the harsh comment/death threat the author of that creepypasta typed, and the title of the story, I can assume he wrote it as a creepy.
But the poor writing, random events that anyone would take out of context, and the main character being the author's falsely heroic self insert only resulted the creepypasta wiki to remove it from the website due to not having the creepypasta requirements. And also allowing the trollpasta wiki, where the most trashy, non-scary, cringe worthy, and out of context to archive it in their site instead.
Fun fact: The trollpasta wiki is also where the Sonic.EXE creepypasta ended up due to (according to the creepypasta wiki) being too generic and poorly written. And yeah, the author of the creepypasta took that personally.
@@Orion_Otaku Nah, that one was certainly a troll. The reaction at the end is very common among those who partake in tomfoolery.
‘Killed Patrick by killing him’
Hmm yes the floor here is made out of floor
Just like you telling this joke.
@@ronanjager3829 just like you making that roast😊
He died from dying? How tragic!
I refuse to believe that Bloody SpongeBob was meant to be scary. It had to have been intentionally made that badly.
It was meant to be a joke idk how anybody fell for it🤣
even if it is a joke, it was hilarious lol
Do you realize that stabbing Spongebob would only result in little Spongebob clones running everywhere, right? Same with Patrick Star. It's how sponges and starfish reproduce in the real world.
Now I’m thinking of that Treehouse of Horror segment “Send in the Clones.”
If it wasn't for the weird creepypasta things, the Chucky's Mom thing could be a legitimate episode (or a competent fan fiction), because Chucky's mom is canonically dead and watching your parent die in the hospital is scary already so imagine with rugrat perception of reality (there are a lot of creepy imagery in the show because of the baby's perception of reality).
I think Johnny Depp's acting in Charlie and the Chocolate Factory is on purpose because Willy Wonka's been isolated for so long
Same but also what does that have to do with the video
Oh wait never mind
@@ThatGuyRNA Please delete your comments
Exactly.
I have a feeling that the reason these bad creepy pastas have so many spelling errors is because the authors are speaking into a microphone and letting the computer type what it thinks they said. I tried to use the speech to type function myself, and there were spelling errors and misplaced words galore!
I'm also a fan of my singing monsters
i guess that says a lot rip to the text to speech voice that needs act like a 5 year old by miss spelling so many words and all that
I actually think it's more likely that it's because they're being done in the vein of early creepypastas where half the point was that they were fucking terrible.
That doesn't explain the spelling errors at all. Speech to text programs would usually take the closest sounding existing word if it doesn't understand something. It doesn't make up random letter salads. It might happen that the program types "two" instead of "to" or "where" instead of "were" but in that case those wouldn't be spelling errors but rather misunderstood and misplaced words.
nah they just did it for lulz
17:15 “I’m a busy man Captain Crunch, but I’m going to make this quick. I’m ruining pirates faster than Johnny Depp did.” Al Capone
Erb referenceeeee
One of my favorites
I understood that reference
I love it when the two of you collab to read us some hilariously bad creepypastas! It’s always a treat. I could use a good laugh today
The Rugrats Creepypasta feels like someone was trying to write a genuine Trollpasta.
Also, the "Bloody Spongebob" Author pitching a fit when their creepypasta ended up on the trollpasta wiki is hilarious.
I shall invite the owner of the trollpasta wiki to a Texas death match
Ok.........
Out of all of these sentences, just seeing "I peed myself and had a kidney failure" dropped on us all by itself was the one that sent my sides into orbit somehow. You weren't kidding, that is a Hall of Fame trollpasta.
This compilation was heavy on the cliches, so the more the story was openly making fun of them, the better.
Watching this while actually writing is a real treat. Makes me feel better about myself. I'll never downplay my writing skills again.
I don't know, would you rather be funny bad or boringly competent?
This channel is so oddly relaxing, it’s got that calm and innocent demeanor about it a lot of other ones don’t have.
let’s be honest, bloody spongebob was probably an advertisement for all elite wrestling
Author here. It wasn't. I just threw shit in there for fun
@@decapitronboy45Wait, you made it? When did you do that?
SHAKESPEARE
Some of these felt more like Robot Chicken sketches than Creepypastas.
even RC isnt this lvl of cringy
Had so much fun editing some of the segments, The video turned out incredible!
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@@billjukes2569 awe thank you very much :)
Good job editing!
I always love these episodes. It's less about researching actual facts and information and more about just having fun, and it gets me laughing a lot.
Creepypastas were popular throughout the early to mid 2010s. By the late 2010s, they saw a massive decrease in popularity.
ok michael
"The Straw that broke the camel"
Seriously, why do I find that line so funny? Like I'm just imagining Putting a plastic drinking straw on a camel and the camel just contorting in freakish ways before a huge error message pops up saying "Camel.exe is not responding" 🤣
Lol!
Spongebob says, "That's a gnife, Pat. You shouldn't be playing with dat. Yu could hert yurself"
God tier creepypasta. I was sleepless for 2 months.
*insert dog chattering teeth*
Lol same I still have nightmares 😂😂😂😂😂😂
"Patrick that's a knife"
"No, THIS, Is a knoife"
In southern accent: self, apparently he has a Texan accent now
@@denyhaguilar679 (Slash)
Reading these creepy pastas is like watching someone take a crap on a corpse.
Tommy : *exists*
Everyone : wait that's illegal.
1:09 Rugworts sounds like a dollar store version of hogwarts
Yeah 😂😂
The irony of all these authors smashing the tapes/DVDs is the fact that cursed lost episodes would sell for massive amounts of money on eBay.
I had a weird dream a few weeks ago that felt like a Loud House creepypasta. Basically Lincoln found a secret room in the house and discovered he had an older brother but he got extremely sick and was on life support for the last 15 years
I feel like Angelica actually would call Tommy a "beeyotch."
"Who sharted in your beef stroganoff" is my new favorite phrase and I will use it every chance I get
21:58 «To be played at night with more adult humor.»
Can you explain where’s the adult humor in this pilot? I’m still searching.
Strider: We dont really have VHS Tapes or DVDs anymore
Me: *Chilling with my shelf overflowing with DVDs*
Thank you for uploading this video. It was a great distraction from the terror I felt when I watched this spooky Spongebob VHS that contained Slenderbob killing his friends with a flamethrower and spewing out hyper realistic blood that might have been moldy cherry jam. This video made me feel better and saved me thousands of dollars from therapy sessions. Thank you PhantomHoodlum and HoodoStrider.
Excuse me, you can't just skip over "I like cartoons so I bought WWE Wrestlemania 2012" without comment, those are completely different trains of thought. In fact, seeing how obsessed he is with the WWE (and seemingly how much he dislikes SpongeBob), saying that is factually incorrect.
Also, how and why is a malicious lost SpongeBob episode a DVD easter egg on a WWE DVD?
Linn Patterson At this point, your guess is as good as mine.
The logic is not just bad, it’s mentally challenging.
the person who made the dvd really loved spongebob
I think my mind has tied into a knot
Author here. It's because i thought that it was the funniest shit i have ever written. It was always a joke.
I love how Josh's Steve from Blue's Clues voice sounds like an American version of him. Lol great vid as always
"And then, he Killed Patrick by Killing Him." Hmmm, Yes, The Floor here is Made out of Floor.
Edit: JESUS, 100 LIKES!? Thanks for all your support!
And wood is made out of wood
Yeah like making that overrated and generic joke.
And water is made of water
I refuse to belive such claims without proof 🙃
i have died of death
Dennis & Josh are back! I love it when you guys collaborate on Creepy Pasta videos.
I wish they could do more of these in the future.
@@MovieFan1912Me too!
I think that after Tom Kenny dies, PhantomStrider should become Spongebob’s new voice actor!
You can pass off the torch, but you can’t be replaced
😄 Tom Kenny's waaaay more talented than I'll ever be. He's irreplacable. But thank you! 😀
@@phantomstrider maybe not but you should at least try auditioning for stuff and putting a voice reel together. I think voicing acting could be a good experience and another good hobby to add to your arsenal. You’ve already shown exceptional vocal talent just reading creepypastas and other things for us!
Maybe try for an NPC in a popular video game or a minor role in an anime dub first; a lot of fledgling and hobbyist voice actors get their start that way, and a lot of them are also doing various things on youtube.
@@LOVE-iv2pw I would really enjoy that :) I don't know how to get started though 😄 Thank you for the vote of confidence!
Tom Kenny is immortal!
"Bloody SpongeBob", "Cliche-less Pasta", and "The Turtle of My Dreams" are 100% trollpastas, and a lot of the others are likely trollpastas too. They're still hilarious, it's just that they're intentionally hilarious rather than unintentionally.
You can not convince me that Bloody Spongebob isn't an elaborate SpunchBop joke
The video is finally out! Thank you editors for making this possible!
I love these creepy pasta videos! Just how bad these are make these laughable.
Same
They’re supposed to be horror to make you terrified, but they end up being comedy to make you smile :)
@@ButterFlyGardenBlossom ikr
I love how the “Rugrascals” one started alright, but then it just threw it all away with the flashback thing.
I find the recent videos you've made to be enjoyable, but it's nice to see you back to making cartoon videos, even if it is just a bunch of crappy horror stories.
Also, I know that this suggestion might not be taken, but I'd like to see a top 10 best Five Nights at Freddy's fangames. Just thought it would be cool.
6:16 “I then realized it was 7:00 pm on a Wednesday.”
Me: oh…it’s Thursday.
20:14 It could actually be a Treehouse of Horror joke with Kent Brockman.
9:10
Godzilla had a stroke reading that bit of the crappypasta and fricking died
It’s strange how these stories that are meant to be scariest kind of horror end up being the funniest comedies I have ever seen :) I love them!
A just love how a lot of creepypasta looks like the same, just a haunted game/VHS, reverse music ou realistic blood. Or the famous "look behind you" at the end
It happen near all the time with game/cartoon creepypasta.
Here's an Emma's Animaniacs crappypasta:
"I am a 25-year-old unicorn and I am a hug fan of Emma's Animanics. I wathed all of the videos on Emma Young's chanels. So when I fund this episode I had never hard of, I was vrry exited. So I put the tape in the VCR and I regret it to this day. The episode started with the intro as normal, but goes to loud static at the end of the intro. The episode starts wuth Emma, Pumpkin and Yellow Duck sitting at the kichn table laffing and happy. Emma gets up and leaves the room for a few minutes. The screen goes black. The screen comes back on, when Emma returns, she finds Pumpkin laying on the floor, his stomach was cut open and his entrails were all around him. Yellow Duck was crying n the coorner, his eyes were filled with hyper-relelistic blood. Emma was scared at the scene, upset at what happened. She hugs her duck frind to comfort him. Emma decides to make something to cheer him up, as she does for her friends. The screen goes black again, and this time a neck pop sound was herd. The screen came back on, when Emma came back, she folnds Yellow Duck decapitated on the flour, his spine was seperated from his hed and body. Emma was really beginning to werry. She screamed, "WHAT IS GOING ON!? WHY IS THIS HAPPENING!?" She decides to get some fresh air outside. But when she went outside, she saw something horrifying. She saw the rotting bodies of Wakko, then Gumball, Yakko and Dot. She figured they must've been ded fro a while. Emma broke down and cried and puked hyper-relelistic vomit. When she turned around, the scrreen trned to black and there was a blood-curdling hyper-rlelelistic scream. The screen then showed Emma's body on the floor, some of her body parts missing, and she was laying in hyper-relelelistic blood. The noedolekciN theme was herd playing in this scene, and then, the episode ended. I took the tape out of the VCR, took it outside and burned it with gasoline and fire. I then contacted Emma Young, and she said to me, "I've never made or even heard of this episode. It must've been someone who really hated my content. Don't let the episode get to you. It's not real. God protect you." I knew it couldn't have been her who made it, but I warned all my freids, to not pick up any creepy VHS tapes of Emma's Animaniacs."
This legit got a laugh out of me, so I left a like
I have so much respect for you and your videos man, keep it up!
The chicken beaks in Number 4 probably come from the Rugrats Chicken Pox episode, where the babies hear about this disease and think it means turning into a chicken.
I actually got the chance to talk to the Creator of Fairy Odd Parents story. They were very kind & shared with me how they were inspired to write because of the craziness of Spongebob Episodes. They wanted to make the world laugh & entertain those who love cartoons. They told me to thank you all & to share that they write real novels to this day. 10:51
What I learned today: if you want to write a creepy pasta, remember to write at least one scene with hyperrealistic blood into it.
Number 4 hasn’t put HR blood in it.
There are very few combinations that are better than PhantomStrider and dramatically narrating creepypastas.
Always great to have you two work together; my favorite videos from you two!
I’m glad to see you two back! For some reason these videos haven’t appeared on my side of TH-cam but none the less I’m happy!
34:49 For people who is unfamiliar with creepypastas, this shot, just like the "I AM GOD" quote is from Sonic.EXE, a really popular creepypasta.
Number 4 actually have 2 other versions.
Both remove the Willy Wonka **sheet** and replace them with clips including a chicken being decapitated, a cow walking in a box with "Slaughterhouse" wrote on the side, footage of the L.A Riot, a man suffering from AIDS being killed, childbirth sonograms, and a harlequin fetus (IF YOU HATE CREEPY IMAGERY DON'T GOOGLE "HARLEQUIN FETUS")
When Chuckie comes out of the flashback, he's having a seizure.
Plus, instead of Chuckie shouting "Nooooooooooo!", a live-action photo of a kid who looks like Chuckie appears, and the camera zooms into it.
The ending is expanded, with the protagonist finding out that child **suidce** went higher in New Zealand that year.
In the third version, there's some other gruesome clips, like a kid that looks just like Chuckie laughing, then screaming when his guts are ripped out.
Then, it also remove the man's mouth/voice & chicken beaks.
Instead, Chuckie's mother just pets his hair and says her quote in an almost silent voice for the man't mouth/voice part.
For the first chicken's beak part, it instead shows Chuckie's mother dead, while Chas says "Don't you remember where it all started?"
Then, the lucky ducky part instead features his father saying "I'm so sorry..." before crying for 3 minutes straight.
For the second chicken beaks part, Chuckie sees his friends and the ambulance worker as normal. His face has a confused look and he asks what happened. Tommy starts talking in Chuckie's mother voice and Chuckie goes in a seizure.
Then, the ambulance worker talks to Chas, saying that Chuckie has the same disease as his mother and will die within a year. We then see Chas crying as the screen fades to black.
I personally think this is the best version of the story.
10.tommy dies (rugrats)
9.bloddy spongebob
8.blues clues
7.fairy odd parents lost episode
6.slenderman vs ninja turtles
5.spongebob lost episode death to bikinny bottom
4.rugrats lost episode chuckies mom
3.cliche-Lees pasta
2.spongebobs insanity
1.the turtle of my dreams
#4 just sounds like a messed up version of a real existing episode
The visuals in this video matched the creepypastas really well and made it more immersive. That Ninja Turtles story in the #1 spot honestly ends with a pretty good plot twist. Then the world exploded and everybody dies.
5:33 News flash, PhantomStrider's Animal Crossing villager persona defeats bloody spongebob and saves the island
Edit: I love the Clisha-less pasta one
Edit Edit: Also, if you do bad cartoon network creepypastas, I know of this weird Ben 10 creepypasta you might want to check out (something about a Ben 10 game and Feedback being evil and murdering everyone and stuff, kinda like that weird Pokemon creepypasta of the one Pokemon soloing the whole game, except Feedback actually reforms at the end...)
Dude, the guy who wrote #9 got angry, edited the page, and challenged someone to a “Texas deathmatch” next Wednesday. Like, he got super upset but still had the forethought to bring up his calendar and pick a date that worked for his schedule.
But why IN the creepypasta XD
@@AngelWingsYTBecause he’s 11 and he has no maturity
@@jordanboyd9033 Author here. I have no idea how people even fell for this. I'm still proud of my work tho.
Have you ever seen old man reads creepypastas? I think that you would get along with these bizarre stories.
This video has brought me so much joy, thank you so much.
“Until you learn how to act like a grownup”
Ah yes.
How to act like a grownup.
At the rightful age of one year old.
At 23:22, he says “You took the time and effort to reverse this? Well how are you?”
"I have been waiting for this moment."
- Sephiroth
Your Steve impression was so good lol
Also editing because 34:55 caught me completely off guard and I nearly spit out my yogurt laughing 😭😭😭
lmao great title strider i love your videos i’ve heard some of these but you always make it entertaining you’re one of the best and most wholesome youtubers and it’s great
'The Turtle of My Dreams' feels like a jokepasta with how it's written
"My name is... Bob Bobberson... Something like that i dunno im bad at coming up with names"
tell me that doesnt radiate jokepasta vibes
Nice video!! You guys are such troopers for going through all of this. Thanks for doing so :)
6:32 I understood Number 9 was a total joke at this point.
Just found this video in recommendations... Gotta say, as a fan of finding new CPs every now and then, I love your work on these Nickelodeon ones XD
Another triumph, Strider and Dennis! It was everything I was hoping it would be. And once again, the scariest part of some of these was the spelling errors.
Side note: I don't know if I should be disappointed or relieved that no one defiled Avatar with any crappypastas.
Tell me why I actually waved at my screen when he said "Howdy!"
So excited to see a new video out! I love to listen while I work or go on my morning walks.
We're your neighbors stairing at you while you laughed your head off
“Then the world exploded and everybody dies, end.” most underrated line in the video
How did a nice, simple show like Blues Clues get a Creepypasta?? 🧐
Thats usually how It goes
Because we aren't allowed to have anything nice without people trying to ruin it.
If it exists there is or will be a creepy Pasta for it
The really weird thing is, that's not even the only Blues Clues Creepypasta
@@Gsgirl1 Rule 13
23:12 The reverse thing is actually creepy, bcuz if you find a song with a pretty diverse piano chord progression, it will sound very non-harmonic. The sound of piano will be like a "loud rising sound and then sudden silence' every 0.2/0.5 seconds (based on the rhythm). So if you reverse talking of a person, it will not be scary, the reason is that our human sound can't normally be tuned, unless we sing, or use autotune. Thanks for reading! 😃
With the No.7 pasta, the flip-flopping between normal writing and near unreadable spelling and grammar makes me think the pasta was actually written at 3 AM and the author kept dozing off mid-story.
I love these creepypasta videos, they always give me a little smile and chuckle, hope everything is going well for you
My favorite part is "I set the friends free and Sandy was like I love you Jake. But I was like no I'm gay and punched her stupid face."
Hearing them try to control their laughter while reading these is the best 🤣
7:04 what the heck was that?
Bloody SpongeBob seems more like a trollpasta than a crappypasta
It's hero time.
It is, and so is Cliche-less Pasta.
Same for number 6, 3, and 1.
I knew I was in for a treat the moment I saw "I was a huge fan of Rugworts" lol
16:25 imagine going into a DVD store and them being like "actually, all we have is VHS tapes."
22:40-22:42 The cows would have a beef with that.
(If you watched PBS Kids or were subjected to it in the early 2010s, you might be familiar with this line from when Chick-Fil-A sponsored Martha Speaks.)
Some of these sound like the author had a mad fever dream and immediately wrote about it before forgetting everything.
same only they wrote it down AS they forgot most details. hence it being all over the place
Especially number 4.
It's always nice to see hoodlum do videos with ya
You should do a list about Pokémon Creepypastas. There are so many creative ones out there, my favorite being “Hypno’s Lullaby”. That one is a song and it’s super creepy but also oddly catchy.
Your impressions of different spongebob characters aren't half bad they are actually pretty good at least to me
#4 had a revised version with an actual ending, where the doctors tell Chaz Chuckie has the same disease as his mother did and will die from it within a year.
Thanks i really think your content shines when it is about cartoons