Glad to have once again been a part of another Creepypasta countdown, Strider! Hope everyone enjoys it as much as I did recording it. Good to be back! :)
All of them include 1. Someone randomly finding a tape 2. Random static and fades to black 3. The theme song's music sounding off 4. "I will never look at this show the same again" 5. Random characters dying or becoming homicidal 6. Random blood 7. Throwing the tape away 8. The characters visiting the author's house
At this point, I'm convinced that the people writing these that aren't children are purposefully making these stories bad because of it being an art now.
There's another creepypasta that's realistic, a Yugioh creepypasta about ghost type cards, because all that seemed like it WOULD happen in the yugioh series
@@IShy2 My favorite lost episode creepypasta is this Amazing world of Gumball one where long story short, the episode is played by several people and it was actually a snuff film. Nice subversion.
Regarding the female voice on the Teletubbies speaker: I live in America, and the few times I saw it as a kid, the voice was female and spoke in the tone of an elementary school teacher. I guess they changed it because they didn't think kids here would obey a British male voice.
"If I had a nickel for everytime a sesame street creepypasta ended with a nuclear bomb being dropped, I'd have two nickels, but it's strange that it's happened twice."
Well, if I had a nickel for every time someone decided to destroy a tape, DVD, or whatever at the end of a lost media creepypasta, I’d be a millionaire.
I love how all of these "Lost Episode" creepypastas start with "I will never look at (insert kid's show) the same way again after what I saw". Edit: Also, "I was so scared I destroyed/ threw out the tape," and "The opening started like normal but this time ___"
It's also funny how the protagonist gets the said 'lost episode' and the protagonist being over dramatic swing they'll never watch or look at *insert kids show*
Ok, but the Teletubbies theory was actually really good. It being an Orwellian-like future dystopia makes sense with their unusual appearance and technology
That Caillou creepypasta made it sound like they had to euthanize him because he's bald, they didn't even explicitly say he had cancer. "That's just how life works" 🤷
My question back then was more like: Why pasta? What does that have to do with _pasta?!_ My brain of course not acknowledging the word "paste" back then.
@@ReduckYT_ Yea but it’s a lot of work and I want him to take his time to make good content, but also not push his self too hard to make very long videos.
I agree that his videos contain a lot of effort, but that argument doesn't really make sense to me. If you would have said "this is his shortest video, which is still 1 hour, meaning all his videos contain much effort", that wouldn't have been true, but still made more sense. Saying his longest video is an hour implies that most videos are short and that isn't often associated with high effort.
For the last one, Strider actually removed some skits: Mutant Rabbit: There are no trees and people get eaten alive by the rabbit. I'm Lost: The shape shifting guy doesn't appear, and a stranger kidnaps a woman and kills her. Ogre Hill: The creature eating the apples is a skeleton with pieces of organs hanging loosely on him, and the Ogre has no pupils in his eyes. Annie and Arthur Look For An A: When the guy holding cards collapses at the end it shows him dead, with a knife in his chest. Daddy Dear: The girl asks two disturbing questions: "Should we die?" (The answer is yes.) "Will humanity come to a end?" (Yes.) And Now, The Octopus: The Octopus is bloodstained. Ernie Searches for Rocks: Fred bites off Ernie's head and then he dies a long, painful death. 3 Balls: The three balls fall on spikes, they began to bleed and they are skewered like kebabs. They are left to die a long, painful, bloody death. Also, Scene 1 (from 51:18 to 51:53) actually plays before the skits.
“There was one episode of Sesame Street deemed to scary to broadcast.” Surprisingly, this is partially true. The topic was more depressing than scary to think about, but the episode was titled “Snuffy’s Parents get a Divorce”, and the subject matter apparently did not sit well with the test audiences
And, there was the recently-found “lost episode” where the Wicked Witch from the wizard of Oz comes to Sesame Street. It was broadcast for a while but then taken off the air because they got letters from parents saying their kids were too scared of the witch. Sesame kept it firmly in their archives until very recently when it was released to the public via a national archive.
I write horror stories and design horror characters and one thing I've noticed that people seem to believe that blood automatically makes things scary The thing is that blood doesn't equal scary If you get a paper cut and start bleeding are you screaming in horror at the sight of it? Probably not If there's no form of tension or build up, a REASON to be unsettled or scared, then the carnage would have been pointless Gore does not equal horror, tension and buildup to the moment when the killer strikes is what makes violence in movies like Psycho actually scare the audience It's not the violence itself, but how you *get* there
I’m learning to write fan stories with horror movie characters I’m not really sure on how to do creepy pasta though Any helpful tips for a junior fan story writer and artist ?
Sometimes the *lack* of gore can make something way, *way* more horrifying than it would otherwise be. You know there was a death in that room. You heard the screams. You saw the silhouettes tearing at each other through the covered window as you tried to force open the locked door. So why, when you finally manage to get in, is the room clean?
@@LendriMujina oh of course that's the case as well, I'm just saying if you DO use gore that the gore itself isn't going to hold up if it's just blood and guts everywhere with no substance
Fun fact-In the original ending for Thomas and the Children, it's implied that Thomas killed the main character's son. Yeah, it somehow managed to be dumber than the ending presented here.
I'll never get over how funny these are. I can just picture DW walking in calmly, looking at Arthur, saying "I shot your TV,' Arthur shrieking once and then looking at the camera and saying "I don't know, maybe this is my first nightmare" in his regular voice. If I saw that, if that was just on TV, I don't think I'd be creeped out. I think I'd be laughing uncontrollably.
A big part Strider skipped in #7. It comes between the officers beating Big Bird and the credits: "It then cut to Bert reading the paper in the apartment. Turning the page he finds out the news about Big Bird. "Wow! Big Bird arrested and incarcerated? My gosh! What could possibly be next? Oscar The Grouch going to the town dump?" Then Ernie walks in weeping, "Oh, Bert! I'm worried about Big Bird! I heard that you can get **moped** and killed in prison! Oh Bert! What To Do?" Like Ernie, I was kinda getting worried myself, but then Ernie said something in which I could not explain, "Bert, it's so sad that Mr Snuffleupagus had committed suicide after the trial! Big Bird has no one now!" GOOD GOD! What even was this episode? This was so depressing and somewhat scary, I checked and there was only one scene left. Thank God! But when I saw it, it scared me so much, I fell backwards off of the stool I was sitting on! It was shot of Big Bird, lying all bloody in his pod, with the shank the inmate used next to the blood pool surrounding him. It popped in so quick, can you really blame me for falling over? There was no sound at all except for faint echoing noises from the prisoners."
I was wondering why the story seemed to end on an ambiguous note in the video. Though to be fair, it was likely to be condensed for the sake of the video.
"What was also interesting was that Thomas was smiling" How strange! A children's character is smiling on a dvd cover of their show? They normally seem to look rather disappointed at me for noticing their dvd AND bothering to pick it up!
Oh or, Sonic (exe) was looking right at me! No Shit you boot up the Sonic games and, he's AlWays Looking At You!! Sonic 1, Sonic 2 and Sonic 3 And Knuckles!
That "Thomas and the Children" story... I remember reading it years ago, but the ending was different. I'm guessing either the author went and changed the ending at some point, or someone else simply copied the story, made their own ending to it and reposted it. The way I remember it ending, after all the messages begin appearing on the TV, the father gets a headache severe enough that it causes him to pass out. When he awakes, he's covered in blood, and the story ends with the line "I'm afraid to check on my son..." (or something close to that).
He also had a knife and in the spidey pasta video (old) he had the same but he checked his son's room but the DVD Is in his son's place but his side was his son smiling holding that same doll and dies
I've actually written a rough draft of a "Cursed" spongebob tape pasta. It involved the main character playing the tape and discovering that each character spoke with a different voice (The episode was Pizza Delivery btw), As if played by different actors. Whatever, it may have been a fandub. On the second viewing, the voices were normal, but everything had a greenish tint to it. Also, the dialouge switched to spanish. Third viewing, It instead showed the episode "Sailor mouth". You get the Idea. Then, the character decides to document each viewing and describes each change to the plot, aesthetic, which can range from small, meaningless changes, to the whole show having a different art style, like taking place in the deep sea abyss, SB being a Deep-Sea sponge, Squidward being an actual squid, and of the giant kind too, The show's "Hawai" aesthetic with ukulele music being replaced by dark-neon with a synth vibe (All being described as "Still feeling like a kid's show, just a different one, with the characters being kinda similar.") Never posted it.
“Strider, you have committed manslaughter murder arson several accounts of armed robbery, terrorism kidnapping possession of illegal firearms, unregistered firearms and finally attempted murder”
9:09 Just the mixture of Arthur using his "falcon punch" and then the credits roll, and THEN Dennis reading the mispronunciation (which isn't there for some reason) is enough to make me burst a blood vein trying to hold in my laugh. Well done, Strider, Dennis, and the author. You done good :)
I love how Barney wanting to teach kids about death is inherently bad. He hasn't even done anything wrong yet. Sesame Street literally had an episode where Big Bird had to accept the passing of... the local shopkeeper, if I'm correct. I think the author jumped the gun here. He didn't say murder or anything similar - just death.
True, but would you expect Barney the Dinosaur of all people to discuss something as serious and heavy as grief? Lol. Yes, that episode of Sesame Street broke my heart. R.I.P. Mr Hooper :(
There's a reason why these types of "creepy"pastas are always laughed at and either called crappypastas or trollpastas. There's clearly an attempt to make the stories as spooky as possible but the over-usage of blood/gore, loud static/distorted audio and the main characters in the show somehow knowing the name, location and bank account info (that one was just for the randomness) of the person watching just wouldn't make any sense unless it was tailor-made for the author in question and weakens the experience. Not every creepypasta/horror story needs a hospital's worth of blood splattered everywhere. Sometimes you just need the atmosphere and a few well timed spooks to make a horror story feel scary.
30:53 Ok, they literally plagiarized that bad Dora creepypasta but replace the name “Stitch” with “Chocolate” and the Brian Griffin plush with a Tinky-Winky one
@@phantomstrider Yeah, I get it. Maybe the creepypasta was one of those 'Real life' stories? Btw, the Berenstain Bears creepypasta was plagiarized from the Dead Bart creepypasta. So that rings a few bells like number 1 of the Worst Disney Creepypastas list.
Here are some timestamps: 11 - Thomas: All Aboard the Dead Team (1:14) 10 - Barney: The Lost Episode (3:11) 9 - Arthur's Noightmur (7:22) 8.5 - Arthur TV (9:40) 8 - Kaillou Died (11:08) 7 - Sesame Street: Big Bird goes to Jail (15:42) 6 - Teletubbies: The Truth (21:12) 5 - Sesame Street Series Finale (27:38) 4 - The Death of Brother and Sister: A Lost Episode of Barenstain Bears (35:42) 3 - The Brake Van (39:43) 2 - Thomas and the Children (43:25) 1 - Sesame Street VHS (47:31) Side note: Big Bird goes to Jail feels less like a creepypasta and more of a mean-spirited episode you would normally watch.
@@thegrandxbunny2073 that one truly was something. But my favorites have got to be Strider and Hoodlum's readings of the Spongebob creepypastas. And they made two videos on these, one for each channel.
The one of Barney just sounds like Barney doing what a Tyrannosaurus Rex would do, eating fresh meat. I also love how at 16:27 , we see a picture of PhantomStrider sporting a colander head, and he looks good in it.
Ah all the cliches are all here. Random explosions, a bunch of blood, lost episodes, grammar errors, and how the life of the protagonists were ruined. These never get old, mostly because of you Strider and Dennis.
I remember seeing some of these creepypastas and being like, "you can't be serious" because some of the stories were just your normal "lost episode of a childrens cartoon" and I just watched the spongebob creepypasta episode before this so this is perfect timing
Wayyy late to the party on this one; but I think the scariest thing about some of these is the spelling. 😂 Definitely want to check out any other of your creepypasta videos, Strider. Hope you make more in the future!
Strider: Sorry Boo, looks like you're the only ghost out here. Boo: Not for long...! (draws a knife) *A few minutes later* Ghost of Strider: Was that *really* necessary?
My favorite part about these stories is also the post horror, like "Even while Barney killed me, he kept singing that stupid song" All I can imagine is then after dying I went to my computer to write this story. Or even Barney attacked me and left me for dead, I dont think Im going to ma *Story ends* Like throw something in there no matter how corny it is, probably better than your ghost hopping onto a website to tell a story about how you died. Also Hoodo! Been a damn while since heard from you so its good to hear you're still around!
I remember listening to the Barney creepypasta years ago. It was hella strange. I watched my fair share of Barney as a kid (I still feel a certain level of comfort while watching it), and I do not remember any episode where he turned evil. The people that hated Barney were absolutely nuts back then. Speaking of which, what is your actual opinion on Barney? If you don't like Barney, I'm fine with your opinion.
I mean come on now........Barney eating people when he actually says he eats veggies and pb&j and the fact he is just a lovable huggablele plushie that comes to life through imagination and is just plain fun and friendly......man, extreme-o squidward tudes much?
I am legitimately offended that somebody thinks that Sesame Street would be incompetent enough to depict arrest, detention, arraignment, charge, trial, conviction, and sentencing as a single event. Well, that or they meant to imply that Sesame Street is a lawless dystopian hellhole. Knowing creepypasta it could well be both.
I was laughing so hard at 10:30 the way you guys tried so hard to read it as it was written but kept laughing as you read! I could almost hear the smiles on your faces, hilarious!
How to defeat The Evil Barney: 1. Call in the REAL Barney. 2. Trick the Evil imposter by leaving out a dummy in front of the TV. 3. Arm yourselves with weapons and get an entire gang including the REAL Barney and all of your loved ones in a bedroom to Hide while the video is running. 4. Do NOT let anyone out of your sight while hiding until the video ends. 5. When the Evil Barney appears, ATTACK!!! 6. Poor holy water all over the tape, and throw it into a fire pit.
"Death of Brother and Sister" was actually the first creepypasta I ever read. I didn't even know it was a creepypasta at the time (or even what creepypastas were), so I believed it. 🤣
Something I like about the Thomas story in #2 was the blood usage. I know most creepy pastas use "hyper realistic" which doesn't really matter cause its like.. Drawn? But with Thomas, the "episode" is from the model train era meaning that would be real blood
Every kid show creepypasta cliches: -Blood -"I was playing (Game name)/watching (TV show/Movie/TH-camr name or color of paint that is drying on the wall) when suddenly there was a knock on the door." -The protagonist found the episode on a VHS tape or on TV at the middle of the night. -Protagonist works at the studio the cartoon was made in. -"I couldn't turn the TV off." -Sometimes the episodes predicts the future -Weapons -Main Character goes on a murderous rampage -(Character name) Dies -The police don't believe the protagonist's story -THE MAIN CHARACTER HAS AN EVIL GRIN ON THEIR FACE -Character talks about something not intended for its main audience -Demonic stuff -Character swears -Character talks to the protagonist through the episode -"An image of (Character name here) with hyperrealistic eyes and blood." -Sometimes has a plushie/RL version of the character from the cartoon that kills someone in the story (Mostly the protagonist) -"I took out the DVD/VHS tape and smashed/burned/threw it out the window were it would be run over by a car." -The main character has a different voice, perhaps a DEMONIC voice (Whatever that means) -Spelling mistakes! Spelling mistakes everywhere! Tell me if I missed any
Here's my own 'creepypasta' from years ago, based on Pokemon: I had been watching Mah Dry Bread narrate a bunch of terrible Pokemon creepypastas. While they were mostly awful, some of them did set a bit of a chilling mood, especially with the images he provided, and the fact that I was playing close to midnight. I was multitasking, and playing Pokemon Y at the same time, breeding some Dratini in order to get a perfect battler. After one round of hatching eggs, I flew to the town with the stat-judger. Once there, I walked into the Pokemon Centre. Suddenly, the game froze. The Pokemon Centre was darker than it should have been, and wasn't playing any music. "Oh my god, this can't actually be real" I thought to myself. I'm a very unspiritual person, so if anything supernatural were to ever happen to me, I don't know how my brain would respond. But there I was, with this game behaving very abnormally, with a darkened screen and no music. Then suddenly, text started to appear... ... "Happy Birthday!". Oh my god. The clock had ticked past midnight, into my birthday, and apparently this was a little easter egg they included in the game. I don't think anyone could ever set up a situation more perfectly for me to get naturally scared and doubting everything. Well played Pokemon Y, well played.
best part is the only way Barney could feasibly grin in evil manner is if his eyelids were positioned in a scow, so imagine an angry barney just covered in blood looking like that one bratty kid from primary school who got told he was too old to throw a tantrum when he couldn't get the new LEGO set
When I heard the title of the Kayloo one, I was happy that Festival (Animal Crossing New Horizons) was only a few days away (we should all celebrate Kayloo's death
There was one I remember from back on the Creepypasta Wiki _(Thomas The Tank Engine & Friends: Early Reel)_ that I found legitimately disturbing, owing to it (a theoretical second pilot episode from the 1980s that had the original ending altered by a disgruntled employee to a more nightmarish one to get a producer fired; and even then a lot of Early Instalment Weirdness that made sense but didn't feel right, like the original models with painted-on eyes instead of the moving ones, and more shrill, realistic steam whistles) being based on a real-life thing that still hasn't been tracked down fully (the "Down The Mine" pilot, a brief scene from which appears in the completed episode), and an ending that wasn't over-the-top gory ("Feliciter Es Nemo Nocere"), but still gruesome enough that it was actually believable in the series' context. Problem was, it was free to edit; and before long, loads of people came and added unnecessary things like a ridiculous creepypasta-esque sequence about ghost engines and red filters or something, and making the original ending over-the-top _3edgy5me_ with unnecessary flames and blood. So yeah, it ultimately got moved to the Trollpasta Wiki, and for me, it's a great example of the old phrase "Too Many Cooks Spoil The Broth". Shame too, because the original was legitimately a pretty good one that (as a big _Thomas_ fan as a kid) didn't have me feeling right for several days after reading it. Once they added the silly extra things, it just completely lost the fear factor.
Thomas Creepypastas: “We are the most disturbing thing in this franchise.” A Bad Lookout: Culdee tells two narrow gauge engines about an arrogant Engine who had an accident and was allegedly cannibalized for engine parts. Note: Culdee made up the story.
Creepypastas be like: "I found a VHS tape/DVD of a kid's show in a thrift store, I bought the tape and put it in the video player. I watched as the characters had creepy voices, bloodshed eyes, and kills people. I took the tape/DVD out and threw it in the trash/destroyed it." while misspelling words.
Here’s an idea; Howabout these “lost episode/.exe” creepypastas DON’T use the “but I just shrugged it off” type of remark in the rising action? What if they got distracted, or perhaps even intrigued or too scared to turn it off? There’s a lot of ways you can keep the episode/game going!
@@godmodeextreme Unfortunately, because of the anecdote-style nature of these, I feel like pointing them out would convey that the author noticed them either way. And it's not like they want to write about watching it more than once to analyze, since most of them end up as "and then it was never watched by anyone again".
"I think people on Mars know about Sesame Street." You'd be correct Strider, but mostly the ones with brightly colored skin, long mouths, big eye stalks, that go yip yip, like oatmeal, and can sing doo wop songs about getting along.
Also, my favorite part about that last one were the sketches themselves. I liked how they were all based on sketches that are famous for scaring viewers (except for The Mystery Box, which is seen as hilarious by most people). I also thought it was clever that the twists are exaggerations on what people found scary about them (Fred being vicious instead of Grover's ugly friend, the scary music in The Pattern sketch being purposely scary instead of accidentally scary, the paint in Wet Paint being blood instead of looking like blood, etc). The only sketch I would've warped differently was the Fat Cat sketch, as Biv getting thrown into a woodchipper seems generic. Maybe have him actually threaten the viewer to exaggerate him yelling at the camera, and then have the anything Muppets remove their sunglasses to reveal they have laser vision and shoot him with their stoic demeanor? Kinda makes me want to make my own dark parodies of classic Sesame Street scares! Maybe a The Count Sleeps Over sketch where The Count turns Ernie into a real zombie instead of just making him act like one by keeping him up all night? Or a Kermit has Teeth sketch where Kermit eats Grover with his new chompers? Or a Bert and Ernie visit a Pyramid sketch where the Pharaoh Ernie petrifies the real Ernie and takes his place with Bert none the wiser? There are so many possibilities!
@@phantomstrider another thing is that the prison episode might take place in the USA, due to the context of the inmates, though I can't confirm it due to the fact I've never been in a prison.
“I know trains aren’t reliable…” “That’s racist!” “I beg you…watch an episode and decide for yourself.” I have watched multiple episodes of Teletubbies and my decision is either this is a satire of “lost episode” pastas or the writer was tripping balls. A certain description makes me think the writer forgot the Tubbies are supposed to be toddlers. Also, that music played during that segment made me miss TrendCrave. What is the fascination with hitting Sesame Street with a nuclear bomb? The sunny day is so bright I gotta wear shades! I have a story. I have some episodes of Teletubbies I taped off the TV. “…And?” That’s it. That’s the story. “That’s the whole story?! You expect anyone to shudder at that?” Well, based on Strider’s reactions during the video, I’m sure he’ll be very unsettled by my story. ;-)
Tbh most kids wouldn't give a damn watching that anyway. They kind of see things as "take my word for it" and go along with what they're shown. So they'd immediately, most of the time, see it as fine if it was on TV. Also did they call Caillou fat? For how old he is, he's SOOO skinny!!!
As an American, our prisons aren't like that either. What I think happened is that the author got their idea of what "realistic" prison was like by watching dramatized TV/movies
I’m not a huge fan of creepypastas as I don’t find the appeal of writing “lost stories of a show and it’s EVIL” stories. They usually aren’t good imo, but these are written so bad. Kudos to people getting into writing anything as a hobby though! (we all sucked writing in the beginning)
Great vid, Phantomstrider! These stories were hilarious! My comments on these stories: HM: Really dude? Exploding trains, an evil grin from Thomas, and blood? I've seen much worse. Also, how does a train have blood? IT'S A TRAIN! 10. This straight-up sounds like a Robot Chicken sketch. 9. Good god, the writing in this is SO BAD! Also, an episode of Arthur beginning with DW shooting the TV, while saying "Go to hell, bitch!" would be AMAZING! And don't get me started on that Arthur TV story! 8. I wasn't expecting much out of a Caillou horror story, but even then, this is just DUMB! And yeah, I'm with Strider, the writer couldn't take 5 seconds to look up the name of the person who created Caillou? 7. Like 10, this story sounds like a fricking Robot Chicken Sketch. Also, these are some of the worst cops ever. 6. I don't hate Tellitubies as much as you do, but the fact that this story takes itself so seriously is LAUGHABLE! Also, this is straight up conspiracy theory stuff. 5. Oh dear god, this is hilarious!!!!! 4. That image looks like it was made in MS Paint! 3. Eh. Not much to say. At least this one might actually be scary enough to justify the protagonist's overeaction. 2. Honestly, this isn't actually that bad. Like the third one, this might actually be disturbing. 1. This is honestly just kinda dumb.
Jim Henson said he would never put anying disturbing or brutal in his shows? The guy who made Dinosaurs, a show that ended in a climate disaster killing everyone? The guy who made The Dark Crystal and Labyrinth and wanted Muppets to be R rated? That's where the author went too far into unbelievablity.
I can't believe we got to 37:44 before "hyper-realistic" imagery reared its head. Great video, a rollercoaster of cyber-horror tropes and entertainingly bad writing, with the fantastic dramatic readings a cherry on top! :-)
I will never look at PhantomStrider the same way again after I saw what I saw. He made a video about bad creepypastas. I watched it. His eyes were all hyperealistic or something. Then I died or whatever. Lol Great video, Strider.
I will never look at this comint the same way aggen. This comint says “…Then I died or whatever.” Death is a seerius theng, and shoodent be treted litly. I can’t bulieev my eys riet now, I’m throeeng awae my fone riet now!
Big Bird Goes to Jail was quite the read. I thought Big Bird's romp in the prison system would be more enjoyable, and less violent. Especially after he attempted murder, I thought he would just steal some birdseed or something, but attempted murder on Cookie Monster? Jeez!
Yeah, but why on earth would Big bird kill cookie monster (Though the murder might've been committed by a guy with a big bird disguise, that somehow could fool the police, though that's unrealistic, unless the police are stupid.)
@@nxx99 or maybe a eviln mirror world version with red-eyes and white and gray body tried to kill him and feed him to his red bodied purple eyed evil mirror version
(Barney Story) I love how Barney saying "damn" was the last straw that made the writer turn off the episode, not the part where Barney murdered the kids. Dude's got his priorities in order.
The scariest thing that happened in this video was a thing of unspeakable horror. The absolute worst torcher a person could endure. A fate worse than death… An unskippable ad jumpscare.
I get that Strider doesn't like the teletubbies, but in the wake of garbage such as Peppa Pig, I think we need to give the show a little bit of credit. It's not teaching children to be total brats, it's not teaching them to touch venomous animals and insects, even the narrator isn't an obnoxious broken record made out of obvious exposition. The show just wants to entertain really young kids with let's be honest, quite a creative and original idea. It's not a masterpiece, but it's harmless and child friendly.
I love how the guy in story 1 was like "intro played backwards and coloured red in what is apparently a HiT Entertainment produced VHS that seems to skip all over the place? Nothing weird here." I'd at least take it back to the store and "ask what the hell?"
Teletubby Land was the happiest place I had ever heard of as a kid. I think what made the Teletubbies special for me was the special bond they had with one another and their vacuum cleaner. That being said, the creepypasta about it was pretty well written. It gets its point across and offers an interesting perspective on the show.
I actually haven’t checked out your content in a while, I’ve come back and I’m not disappointed at all. 3:25 I remember jessii vee making a video on this one lol
Glad to have once again been a part of another Creepypasta countdown, Strider! Hope everyone enjoys it as much as I did recording it. Good to be back! :)
You guys work really well together.
What a spooky coincidence this episode came on the final day of Arthur's 26-year-run 👀
Every now and then I binge through your creepy pasta countdown playlist and the voicebox reading. It’s been a nice tradition
@@timothyowen4785 😱😱😱😱😱
You're always welcome on the show, my friend 🙂 I still get a kick out of your creepypasta countdowns when I need a good laugh and smile 😄
All of them include
1. Someone randomly finding a tape
2. Random static and fades to black
3. The theme song's music sounding off
4. "I will never look at this show the same again"
5. Random characters dying or becoming homicidal
6. Random blood
7. Throwing the tape away
8. The characters visiting the author's house
Creepy pasta starter pack right there
You forgot "I cried/vomited"
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Characters crying because someone died
And the author holding a plushie in fear
I will never not be amused at children's attempts at scary stories. They've done their absolute best, and it's adorable.
Yeah I used to try to write romances and they were hilariously bad.
Thats kind
At this point, I'm convinced that the people writing these that aren't children are purposefully making these stories bad because of it being an art now.
i had no idea children made these lol
probably shouldve known it from the grammar and what words they used
To be fair, Barney eating the children is fairly realistic, as that is what a predator would do if a bunch of small, loud things approached them.
There's another creepypasta that's realistic, a Yugioh creepypasta about ghost type cards, because all that seemed like it WOULD happen in the yugioh series
@@IShy2 My favorite lost episode creepypasta is this Amazing world of Gumball one where long story short, the episode is played by several people and it was actually a snuff film. Nice subversion.
… with a side of popcorn 🍿
@@thegrandxbunny2073 what was the creepypasta's name again?
@@FK-13 The Amazing World of Gumball : The Greving
Regarding the female voice on the Teletubbies speaker: I live in America, and the few times I saw it as a kid, the voice was female and spoke in the tone of an elementary school teacher. I guess they changed it because they didn't think kids here would obey a British male voice.
They probably think that a female voice would be more calming and figured its a more 'motherly' role
@@shipper-of-heart8898 nah i wont let the british control us again. I won't let the world burn a second time.
"If I had a nickel for everytime a sesame street creepypasta ended with a nuclear bomb being dropped, I'd have two nickels, but it's strange that it's happened twice."
Both also had Cookie Monster eating cookies made out of people and Grover flying into a plane.
@@ButterFlyGardenBlossom true
@@ButterFlyGardenBlossom I wonder why the authors of those two stories thought having Super Grover go out the same way Syndrome did was a good idea.
Well, if I had a nickel for every time someone decided to destroy a tape, DVD, or whatever at the end of a lost media creepypasta, I’d be a millionaire.
@@ButterFlyGardenBlossomIm pretty sure the one that was showed in the video first had stolen ideas from the other one
I love how all of these "Lost Episode" creepypastas start with "I will never look at (insert kid's show) the same way again after what I saw".
Edit: Also, "I was so scared I destroyed/ threw out the tape," and "The opening started like normal but this time ___"
*[insert hyper realistic eyes here]*
(👁️.👁️)
It’s either that or “it started with the normal opening” in every creepy pasta
It's also funny how the protagonist gets the said 'lost episode' and the protagonist being over dramatic swing they'll never watch or look at *insert kids show*
How do you pick which creepypastas to read for you list.
@Sinta Karami Stop spamming this comment everywhere! Nobody cares
Ok, but the Teletubbies theory was actually really good. It being an Orwellian-like future dystopia makes sense with their unusual appearance and technology
It was well written. I don't feel inclined to take it seriously, but they did a good job putting it together.
Yeah, it's not a creepypasta its a not-so fan theory
I have a feeling it was supposed to be a dark parody. It was honestly written really well lol
Watch Teletubbies intro in black and white
@@Forsoothious oh yea lol and, just like on that family guy episode, make it a bit grainy as well with an abondoned amusement park as the background
“I called Jim Henson, creator of Sesame Street”. That was the funniest sentence in the whole story
If the author established that this was taking place in the 1980s, it would have made sense, but there is absolutely no mention of time period at all.
@@MovieFan1912 Guess they just brought out their ouija board and performed a seance to tell him 'show scary : ( '
@@shipper-of-heart8898 Even that would have made some sense.
Oh, I'm sorry, Isn't he dead?!
@@yaraaltayyan625yes strider mentioned he's been dead for 33 years but today I think it's 35
4:12 “he comes to life, giggling like an idiot.”
I love that line.
Seems pretty true to form. XD
Honestly, any creepylastas about Barney or Teletubbies don't work because they're scary already.
That Caillou creepypasta made it sound like they had to euthanize him because he's bald, they didn't even explicitly say he had cancer. "That's just how life works" 🤷
Tbh that is a pretty good reason to euthanize Caillou. Then again, any reason to kill Caillou is a good reason
@@EvilGayCat I will turn him into biofuel… Where is that damned Bald monster child
Caillou deserved it after all his bratty ear bleeding crying brought us and DON'T GET ME started on the adult Caillou.
Buuuut Family Guy appears what the hellllllllll b* i not know this word 3 letters in the word i dont know
If you’re bald, ya gotta be put down. Unfortunately that’s just how life works.
"The first time I heard of creepy pasta I was like: How the hell is pasta creepy?
" - Spongebob
That's Hilarious.
My question back then was more like: Why pasta? What does that have to do with _pasta?!_
My brain of course not acknowledging the word "paste" back then.
Yep.
Pasta that is scary looking
@@Nikolatesla190 Spookypasta.
My brain decided the appropriate mental image to get would be the flying spaghetti monster in a Halloween costume.
Fun fact: This is Strider’s longest TH-cam video ever. It really shows how much effort Strider puts into his videos for us. Kudos!
Wow
I hope he does a new longest video :)
@@ReduckYT_ Yea but it’s a lot of work and I want him to take his time to make good content, but also not push his self too hard to make very long videos.
You’re telling me! I watched it in 3 shifts as I had to go to sleep then because I had other stuff to do including going to the dentist.
Oh I was about to watch this before bed. I'll have to watch it tomorrow.
I agree that his videos contain a lot of effort, but that argument doesn't really make sense to me.
If you would have said "this is his shortest video, which is still 1 hour, meaning all his videos contain much effort", that wouldn't have been true, but still made more sense.
Saying his longest video is an hour implies that most videos are short and that isn't often associated with high effort.
Elmo just straight up doxxing that one guy was probably one of the most entertaining parts of any of them
For the last one, Strider actually removed some skits:
Mutant Rabbit: There are no trees and people get eaten alive by the rabbit.
I'm Lost: The shape shifting guy doesn't appear, and a stranger kidnaps a woman and kills her.
Ogre Hill: The creature eating the apples is a skeleton with pieces of organs hanging loosely on him, and the Ogre has no pupils in his eyes.
Annie and Arthur Look For An A: When the guy holding cards collapses at the end it shows him dead, with a knife in his chest.
Daddy Dear: The girl asks two disturbing questions: "Should we die?" (The answer is yes.) "Will humanity come to a end?" (Yes.)
And Now, The Octopus: The Octopus is bloodstained.
Ernie Searches for Rocks: Fred bites off Ernie's head and then he dies a long, painful death.
3 Balls: The three balls fall on spikes, they began to bleed and they are skewered like kebabs. They are left to die a long, painful, bloody death.
Also, Scene 1 (from 51:18 to 51:53) actually plays before the skits.
💀 Probably a good call!
Wow. It was already dragging, so I'm glad he did. Thanks for the info!
“There was one episode of Sesame Street deemed to scary to broadcast.”
Surprisingly, this is partially true. The topic was more depressing than scary to think about, but the episode was titled “Snuffy’s Parents get a Divorce”, and the subject matter apparently did not sit well with the test audiences
To be fair, it was scary to the kids that saw the test screening
I wanted to make a sesame Street creepypastas and mentioned 2 before giving up
I’m guessing people in 1992 weren’t ready for that.
And, there was the recently-found “lost episode” where the Wicked Witch from the wizard of Oz comes to Sesame Street. It was broadcast for a while but then taken off the air because they got letters from parents saying their kids were too scared of the witch. Sesame kept it firmly in their archives until very recently when it was released to the public via a national archive.
And wasn't there a lost episode where the wicked witch appeared
I write horror stories and design horror characters and one thing I've noticed that people seem to believe that blood automatically makes things scary
The thing is that blood doesn't equal scary
If you get a paper cut and start bleeding are you screaming in horror at the sight of it? Probably not
If there's no form of tension or build up, a REASON to be unsettled or scared, then the carnage would have been pointless
Gore does not equal horror, tension and buildup to the moment when the killer strikes is what makes violence in movies like Psycho actually scare the audience
It's not the violence itself, but how you *get* there
Dennis tends to remind people of that in his vids alot too 🙂 It's good advice
@@phantomstrider yeah he gives a lot of great advice!
I admit I do binge his content while working on projects or on my lunch breaks
I’m learning to write fan stories with horror movie characters I’m not really sure on how to do creepy pasta though
Any helpful tips for a junior fan story writer and artist ?
Sometimes the *lack* of gore can make something way, *way* more horrifying than it would otherwise be.
You know there was a death in that room. You heard the screams. You saw the silhouettes tearing at each other through the covered window as you tried to force open the locked door. So why, when you finally manage to get in, is the room clean?
@@LendriMujina oh of course that's the case as well, I'm just saying if you DO use gore that the gore itself isn't going to hold up if it's just blood and guts everywhere with no substance
Fun fact-In the original ending for Thomas and the Children, it's implied that Thomas killed the main character's son. Yeah, it somehow managed to be dumber than the ending presented here.
Excuse me.. W H A T 👁👄👁
Now I'm just imagining him just... running over the child.
@@godmodeextreme the better ending
@Sana Masako Oh, Thomas didn't have a son. He killed the author's son.
@@generalstorm8381actually it was the author
I'll never get over how funny these are. I can just picture DW walking in calmly, looking at Arthur, saying "I shot your TV,' Arthur shrieking once and then looking at the camera and saying "I don't know, maybe this is my first nightmare" in his regular voice. If I saw that, if that was just on TV, I don't think I'd be creeped out. I think I'd be laughing uncontrollably.
Ah, yes. DW doesn't care about TV
A big part Strider skipped in #7.
It comes between the officers beating Big Bird and the credits:
"It then cut to Bert reading the paper in the apartment. Turning the page he finds out the news about Big Bird. "Wow! Big Bird arrested and incarcerated? My gosh! What could possibly be next? Oscar The Grouch going to the town dump?" Then Ernie walks in weeping, "Oh, Bert! I'm worried about Big Bird! I heard that you can get **moped** and killed in prison! Oh Bert! What To Do?" Like Ernie, I was kinda getting worried myself, but then Ernie said something in which I could not explain, "Bert, it's so sad that Mr Snuffleupagus had committed suicide after the trial! Big Bird has no one now!" GOOD GOD! What even was this episode? This was so depressing and somewhat scary, I checked and there was only one scene left. Thank God! But when I saw it, it scared me so much, I fell backwards off of the stool I was sitting on!
It was shot of Big Bird, lying all bloody in his pod, with the shank the inmate used next to the blood pool surrounding him. It popped in so quick, can you really blame me for falling over? There was no sound at all except for faint echoing noises from the prisoners."
I was wondering why the story seemed to end on an ambiguous note in the video.
Though to be fair, it was likely to be condensed for the sake of the video.
@@MovieFan1912 Yep, these creepypasta vids are already very long. This one's PhantomStrider's longest video ever to this day.
That added very good context
"What was also interesting was that Thomas was smiling"
How strange! A children's character is smiling on a dvd cover of their show? They normally seem to look rather disappointed at me for noticing their dvd AND bothering to pick it up!
LOL facts, the author didn't think that line through.
"how fucking dare you look at me. What do you think gives you the fucking right to look at me."
Hold up. Isn't Thomas nearly smiling through 90% of the show? How odd that no one noticed it before. 🤔
Oh or, Sonic (exe) was looking right at me! No Shit you boot up the Sonic games and, he's AlWays Looking At You!! Sonic 1, Sonic 2 and Sonic 3 And Knuckles!
"The Bernstain Bears are DIED! Have a nice life kids!" That's great 🤣
That "Thomas and the Children" story... I remember reading it years ago, but the ending was different. I'm guessing either the author went and changed the ending at some point, or someone else simply copied the story, made their own ending to it and reposted it. The way I remember it ending, after all the messages begin appearing on the TV, the father gets a headache severe enough that it causes him to pass out. When he awakes, he's covered in blood, and the story ends with the line "I'm afraid to check on my son..." (or something close to that).
Yes that's the one I read.
I guess the whole child murder thing was in poor taste.
Yeah, I remember that ending too.
I remember that ending too!
He also had a knife and in the spidey pasta video (old) he had the same but he checked his son's room but the DVD Is in his son's place but his side was his son smiling holding that same doll and dies
Seems like a decent enough ending to a horror story. It implies what happened. It's just that the story itself was... Well... Not good.
Ok, but the attempt at creating a "hyper realistic" image is genuinely adorable. Someone evidently tried, and I think that's precious
I've actually written a rough draft of a "Cursed" spongebob tape pasta. It involved the main character playing the tape and discovering that each character spoke with a different voice (The episode was Pizza Delivery btw), As if played by different actors. Whatever, it may have been a fandub. On the second viewing, the voices were normal, but everything had a greenish tint to it. Also, the dialouge switched to spanish. Third viewing, It instead showed the episode "Sailor mouth".
You get the Idea. Then, the character decides to document each viewing and describes each change to the plot, aesthetic, which can range from small, meaningless changes, to the whole show having a different art style, like taking place in the deep sea abyss, SB being a Deep-Sea sponge, Squidward being an actual squid, and of the giant kind too, The show's "Hawai" aesthetic with ukulele music being replaced by dark-neon with a synth vibe (All being described as "Still feeling like a kid's show, just a different one, with the characters being kinda similar.")
Never posted it.
Sounds like a less violent version of SCP-1981. Cool concept, dude.
Holy shoot, you should do it! That sounds amazing!
@@appleandaria6947 Thanks! I may one day! Glad you like it!
I love how strider mentions that he has been to prison many times, and then refuses to elaborate further.
Maybe it's a joke about how Australia started as a prison colony?
Well, he is wearing an orange shirt…
I mean, in the canon of the channel...
“Strider, you have committed manslaughter murder arson several accounts of armed robbery, terrorism kidnapping possession of illegal firearms, unregistered firearms and finally attempted murder”
All first-degree
9:09 Just the mixture of Arthur using his "falcon punch" and then the credits roll, and THEN Dennis reading the mispronunciation (which isn't there for some reason) is enough to make me burst a blood vein trying to hold in my laugh. Well done, Strider, Dennis, and the author. You done good :)
I love how Barney wanting to teach kids about death is inherently bad. He hasn't even done anything wrong yet. Sesame Street literally had an episode where Big Bird had to accept the passing of... the local shopkeeper, if I'm correct. I think the author jumped the gun here. He didn't say murder or anything similar - just death.
I think the mom should've tried to turn off the TV when Barney ate the kid, not when Barney said death
To be fair there were overprotective 'moral watchdog' parents who threw fits at episodes like that ....and for far less..
True, but would you expect Barney the Dinosaur of all people to discuss something as serious and heavy as grief? Lol.
Yes, that episode of Sesame Street broke my heart. R.I.P. Mr Hooper :(
Sesime Street actually made TWO episodes about death, that, and Elmo struggling to realize his uncle is dead
@@IShy2 oh yeah that's right!!
There's a reason why these types of "creepy"pastas are always laughed at and either called crappypastas or trollpastas. There's clearly an attempt to make the stories as spooky as possible but the over-usage of blood/gore, loud static/distorted audio and the main characters in the show somehow knowing the name, location and bank account info (that one was just for the randomness) of the person watching just wouldn't make any sense unless it was tailor-made for the author in question and weakens the experience.
Not every creepypasta/horror story needs a hospital's worth of blood splattered everywhere. Sometimes you just need the atmosphere and a few well timed spooks to make a horror story feel scary.
Of course Dennis wouldn't be sleeping after the Barney one. He'd be too busy laughing his a** off
I probably would too
30:53 Ok, they literally plagiarized that bad Dora creepypasta but replace the name “Stitch” with “Chocolate” and the Brian Griffin plush with a Tinky-Winky one
Oh yeah. I thought it sounded familiar. Dennis read that one in his lost episode creepypasta vid
@@phantomstrider Yeah, and it was glorious lol
@@phantomstrider Yeah, I get it. Maybe the creepypasta was one of those 'Real life' stories? Btw, the Berenstain Bears creepypasta was plagiarized from the Dead Bart creepypasta. So that rings a few bells like number 1 of the Worst Disney Creepypastas list.
And it said mutated instead of mutilated
I realised that too
Here are some timestamps:
11 - Thomas: All Aboard the Dead Team (1:14)
10 - Barney: The Lost Episode (3:11)
9 - Arthur's Noightmur (7:22)
8.5 - Arthur TV (9:40)
8 - Kaillou Died (11:08)
7 - Sesame Street: Big Bird goes to Jail (15:42)
6 - Teletubbies: The Truth (21:12)
5 - Sesame Street Series Finale (27:38)
4 - The Death of Brother and Sister: A Lost Episode of Barenstain Bears (35:42)
3 - The Brake Van (39:43)
2 - Thomas and the Children (43:25)
1 - Sesame Street VHS (47:31)
Side note: Big Bird goes to Jail feels less like a creepypasta and more of a mean-spirited episode you would normally watch.
Thanks
@@DogManWes2790 Yea Caillou is dead Yay!!! Yay!!!
@@ChiragSonne Um Are You Ok?
@@ChiragSonneUnderstandable, have a nice day.
@@appleandaria6947 thanks!
It's always hilarious when Strider fumbles over creepypastas
The Pooh Creepypasta is a good one to rewatch. That one is just. Amazing.
@@thegrandxbunny2073 that one truly was something. But my favorites have got to be Strider and Hoodlum's readings of the Spongebob creepypastas. And they made two videos on these, one for each channel.
@@MattSayYay And the moment that your waiting for
@@thegrandxbunny2073 The Epic Mickey creepypasta is an emotional rollercoaster from start to finish, and it is glorious the whole way
“Oh. I guess we're not doing the blood counter, huh?” Best Line Ever Made Me Laugh
The one of Barney just sounds like Barney doing what a Tyrannosaurus Rex would do, eating fresh meat. I also love how at 16:27 , we see a picture of PhantomStrider sporting a colander head, and he looks good in it.
So basically Jurassic Park?
Ah all the cliches are all here. Random explosions, a bunch of blood, lost episodes, grammar errors, and how the life of the protagonists were ruined. These never get old, mostly because of you Strider and Dennis.
Lol! That "Big Bird Goes To Jail" one sounds like something Family Guy or Robot chicken would make a skit out of!! 🤣🤣
Yeah tho!
petition to make big bird goes to jail an robot chicken and/or South Park skit
Totally.
I remember seeing some of these creepypastas and being like, "you can't be serious" because some of the stories were just your normal "lost episode of a childrens cartoon" and I just watched the spongebob creepypasta episode before this so this is perfect timing
Same here.
*Gets flashbacks of Spongebob's Red Mist*
Wayyy late to the party on this one; but I think the scariest thing about some of these is the spelling. 😂
Definitely want to check out any other of your creepypasta videos, Strider. Hope you make more in the future!
Strider: Sorry Boo, looks like you're the only ghost out here.
Boo: Not for long...! (draws a knife)
*A few minutes later*
Ghost of Strider: Was that *really* necessary?
it’s always either “episode: death!” or “their eyes were black and blood poured out like tears!”
I forgot how terrifying the dinosaur costumes in Barney actually are. They could be a creepypasta themselves.
Yeah, in the current creepypasta episode of my series I'm working on, the Barney creepypasta is the ONE that is indeed TRUE!!!!
Yeah the older ones are worse. Look up early 90's Barney.
The teletubbies one seems less like a creepypasta and more like a dark interpretation of the show that kinda makes it more enjoyable to watch.
I see what appeals to you heh
It feels more like a persuasive essay to me.
My favorite part about these stories is also the post horror, like "Even while Barney killed me, he kept singing that stupid song" All I can imagine is then after dying I went to my computer to write this story. Or even Barney attacked me and left me for dead, I dont think Im going to ma *Story ends* Like throw something in there no matter how corny it is, probably better than your ghost hopping onto a website to tell a story about how you died.
Also Hoodo! Been a damn while since heard from you so its good to hear you're still around!
If the chances of Barney the dinosaur breaking into your house is one in 600 million, 13 people would have Barney breaking into their house.
I grew up with PBS I didn't know anything about PBS creepypastas but I'm here for it!
I remember listening to the Barney creepypasta years ago. It was hella strange. I watched my fair share of Barney as a kid (I still feel a certain level of comfort while watching it), and I do not remember any episode where he turned evil. The people that hated Barney were absolutely nuts back then. Speaking of which, what is your actual opinion on Barney? If you don't like Barney, I'm fine with your opinion.
He's okay. I mean, he was created to keep the creator's son interested since there's really not any preschool shows during the 80's.
I mean come on now........Barney eating people when he actually says he eats veggies and pb&j and the fact he is just a lovable huggablele plushie that comes to life through imagination and is just plain fun and friendly......man, extreme-o squidward tudes much?
To be honest, I never understood why people hated Barney
@@Spongyboi897 he is annoying and yeah people joke about killing him but they are just jokes.
Barney creeps me out.
I am legitimately offended that somebody thinks that Sesame Street would be incompetent enough to depict arrest, detention, arraignment, charge, trial, conviction, and sentencing as a single event.
Well, that or they meant to imply that Sesame Street is a lawless dystopian hellhole. Knowing creepypasta it could well be both.
I just now realized that Big Bird never went on trial, he just went straight to jail.
Due process, what’s that?
Deal with it
I was laughing so hard at 10:30 the way you guys tried so hard to read it as it was written but kept laughing as you read! I could almost hear the smiles on your faces, hilarious!
How to defeat The Evil Barney:
1. Call in the REAL Barney.
2. Trick the Evil imposter by leaving out a dummy in front of the TV.
3. Arm yourselves with weapons and get an entire gang including the REAL Barney and all of your loved ones in a bedroom to Hide while the video is running.
4. Do NOT let anyone out of your sight while hiding until the video ends.
5. When the Evil Barney appears, ATTACK!!!
6. Poor holy water all over the tape, and throw it into a fire pit.
"Death of Brother and Sister" was actually the first creepypasta I ever read. I didn't even know it was a creepypasta at the time (or even what creepypastas were), so I believed it. 🤣
It just a Dead Bear Parody😡
@@harveymaltezmansilla8098 I don't believe it's real anymore, obviously. I'm also new to creepypastas.
Back then, I read creepypastas and knew they were sorta like fanfiction.
I did believe a few that claimed to he real though.
@@harveymaltezmansilla8098 r/youngpeopleyoutube
Something I like about the Thomas story in #2 was the blood usage. I know most creepy pastas use "hyper realistic" which doesn't really matter cause its like.. Drawn? But with Thomas, the "episode" is from the model train era meaning that would be real blood
What was the song on #2
@@baguetteYT20 ba c
Every kid show creepypasta cliches:
-Blood
-"I was playing (Game name)/watching (TV show/Movie/TH-camr name or color of paint that is drying on the wall) when suddenly there was a knock on the door."
-The protagonist found the episode on a VHS tape or on TV at the middle of the night.
-Protagonist works at the studio the cartoon was made in.
-"I couldn't turn the TV off."
-Sometimes the episodes predicts the future
-Weapons
-Main Character goes on a murderous rampage
-(Character name) Dies
-The police don't believe the protagonist's story
-THE MAIN CHARACTER HAS AN EVIL GRIN ON THEIR FACE
-Character talks about something not intended for its main audience
-Demonic stuff
-Character swears
-Character talks to the protagonist through the episode
-"An image of (Character name here) with hyperrealistic eyes and blood."
-Sometimes has a plushie/RL version of the character from the cartoon that kills someone in the story (Mostly the protagonist)
-"I took out the DVD/VHS tape and smashed/burned/threw it out the window were it would be run over by a car."
-The main character has a different voice, perhaps a DEMONIC voice (Whatever that means)
-Spelling mistakes! Spelling mistakes everywhere!
Tell me if I missed any
You missed one that I can think of.
- “I took out the DVD/VHS and smashed/burned/threw it out.”
Here's my own 'creepypasta' from years ago, based on Pokemon:
I had been watching Mah Dry Bread narrate a bunch of terrible Pokemon creepypastas. While they were mostly awful, some of them did set a bit of a chilling mood, especially with the images he provided, and the fact that I was playing close to midnight. I was multitasking, and playing Pokemon Y at the same time, breeding some Dratini in order to get a perfect battler.
After one round of hatching eggs, I flew to the town with the stat-judger. Once there, I walked into the Pokemon Centre.
Suddenly, the game froze. The Pokemon Centre was darker than it should have been, and wasn't playing any music. "Oh my god, this can't actually be real" I thought to myself. I'm a very unspiritual person, so if anything supernatural were to ever happen to me, I don't know how my brain would respond. But there I was, with this game behaving very abnormally, with a darkened screen and no music. Then suddenly, text started to appear...
...
"Happy Birthday!".
Oh my god. The clock had ticked past midnight, into my birthday, and apparently this was a little easter egg they included in the game. I don't think anyone could ever set up a situation more perfectly for me to get naturally scared and doubting everything. Well played Pokemon Y, well played.
That’s actually pretty good. Certainly much better than these stories.
That's really wholesome at the end!
5:43 "barney grinned an evil grin" ah yes, the floor here is made out of floor
best part is the only way Barney could feasibly grin in evil manner is if his eyelids were positioned in a scow, so imagine an angry barney just covered in blood looking like that one bratty kid from primary school who got told he was too old to throw a tantrum when he couldn't get the new LEGO set
I couldn't stop laughing at the Caillou and Sesame Street ones 🤣
When I heard the title of the Kayloo one, I was happy that Festival (Animal Crossing New Horizons) was only a few days away (we should all celebrate Kayloo's death
Mine's the first one, it's literally just Michael bay's wet dreams XD
My favorite part is how that one author said "the muppets are taking over my house" and expected people to not burst out laughing
I hate when that happens
"And now they're turning my house into a wackyland filled with jumping potatoes on rollerblades!"
How can you maintain a straight face after reading that?
Reminds me of that GEICO ad where a couple buys a house and have to deal with Animal (the Muppet, that is!)
There was one I remember from back on the Creepypasta Wiki _(Thomas The Tank Engine & Friends: Early Reel)_ that I found legitimately disturbing, owing to it (a theoretical second pilot episode from the 1980s that had the original ending altered by a disgruntled employee to a more nightmarish one to get a producer fired; and even then a lot of Early Instalment Weirdness that made sense but didn't feel right, like the original models with painted-on eyes instead of the moving ones, and more shrill, realistic steam whistles) being based on a real-life thing that still hasn't been tracked down fully (the "Down The Mine" pilot, a brief scene from which appears in the completed episode), and an ending that wasn't over-the-top gory ("Feliciter Es Nemo Nocere"), but still gruesome enough that it was actually believable in the series' context. Problem was, it was free to edit; and before long, loads of people came and added unnecessary things like a ridiculous creepypasta-esque sequence about ghost engines and red filters or something, and making the original ending over-the-top _3edgy5me_ with unnecessary flames and blood.
So yeah, it ultimately got moved to the Trollpasta Wiki, and for me, it's a great example of the old phrase "Too Many Cooks Spoil The Broth". Shame too, because the original was legitimately a pretty good one that (as a big _Thomas_ fan as a kid) didn't have me feeling right for several days after reading it. Once they added the silly extra things, it just completely lost the fear factor.
“Each day I’m sad some more.”
Yeah Caillou, same but you don’t see me singing about it
Thomas Creepypastas: “We are the most disturbing thing in this franchise.”
A Bad Lookout: Culdee tells two narrow gauge engines about an arrogant Engine who had an accident and was allegedly cannibalized for engine parts.
Note: Culdee made up the story.
What is this? :03
Rest In Peace, Arthur.
You’ve raised all of us, buddy. You will be missed
Because the creepypasta, or the fact the series is finally over
@@IShy2 finally over.
Understandable, even though I never bothered to turn it on, I understand how it shaped other people's lifes
Creepypastas be like: "I found a VHS tape/DVD of a kid's show in a thrift store, I bought the tape and put it in the video player. I watched as the characters had creepy voices, bloodshed eyes, and kills people. I took the tape/DVD out and threw it in the trash/destroyed it." while misspelling words.
Here’s an idea; Howabout these “lost episode/.exe” creepypastas DON’T use the “but I just shrugged it off” type of remark in the rising action? What if they got distracted, or perhaps even intrigued or too scared to turn it off? There’s a lot of ways you can keep the episode/game going!
Alternatively, they could have the abnormalities be more subtle in the beginning, so they could be reasonably explained/ignored, i.e. Godzilla NES.
@@godmodeextreme Unfortunately, because of the anecdote-style nature of these, I feel like pointing them out would convey that the author noticed them either way. And it's not like they want to write about watching it more than once to analyze, since most of them end up as "and then it was never watched by anyone again".
bro, all big bird did was say "Officer, I'm scared..." and then he got beat up, WHY?!
"I think people on Mars know about Sesame Street."
You'd be correct Strider, but mostly the ones with brightly colored skin, long mouths, big eye stalks, that go yip yip, like oatmeal, and can sing doo wop songs about getting along.
Also, my favorite part about that last one were the sketches themselves. I liked how they were all based on sketches that are famous for scaring viewers (except for The Mystery Box, which is seen as hilarious by most people). I also thought it was clever that the twists are exaggerations on what people found scary about them (Fred being vicious instead of Grover's ugly friend, the scary music in The Pattern sketch being purposely scary instead of accidentally scary, the paint in Wet Paint being blood instead of looking like blood, etc). The only sketch I would've warped differently was the Fat Cat sketch, as Biv getting thrown into a woodchipper seems generic. Maybe have him actually threaten the viewer to exaggerate him yelling at the camera, and then have the anything Muppets remove their sunglasses to reveal they have laser vision and shoot him with their stoic demeanor?
Kinda makes me want to make my own dark parodies of classic Sesame Street scares! Maybe a The Count Sleeps Over sketch where The Count turns Ernie into a real zombie instead of just making him act like one by keeping him up all night? Or a Kermit has Teeth sketch where Kermit eats Grover with his new chompers? Or a Bert and Ernie visit a Pyramid sketch where the Pharaoh Ernie petrifies the real Ernie and takes his place with Bert none the wiser? There are so many possibilities!
LMAO good one!
So, to explain the confusion, the UK and Australian versions of Teletubbies have a male narrator. In the US, it’s a female narrator.
Ohhh right! That makes sense. My bad 😆
@@phantomstrider another thing is that the prison episode might take place in the USA, due to the context of the inmates, though I can't confirm it due to the fact I've never been in a prison.
“I know trains aren’t reliable…” “That’s racist!”
“I beg you…watch an episode and decide for yourself.” I have watched multiple episodes of Teletubbies and my decision is either this is a satire of “lost episode” pastas or the writer was tripping balls. A certain description makes me think the writer forgot the Tubbies are supposed to be toddlers. Also, that music played during that segment made me miss TrendCrave.
What is the fascination with hitting Sesame Street with a nuclear bomb? The sunny day is so bright I gotta wear shades!
I have a story. I have some episodes of Teletubbies I taped off the TV.
“…And?”
That’s it. That’s the story.
“That’s the whole story?! You expect anyone to shudder at that?”
Well, based on Strider’s reactions during the video, I’m sure he’ll be very unsettled by my story. ;-)
+A For Excellent Effort and Execution!
@@theeggboyshow1737 :-D
I think the author of this was high when he wrote this crazy story.
Tbh most kids wouldn't give a damn watching that anyway. They kind of see things as "take my word for it" and go along with what they're shown. So they'd immediately, most of the time, see it as fine if it was on TV.
Also did they call Caillou fat?
For how old he is, he's SOOO skinny!!!
As an American, our prisons aren't like that either. What I think happened is that the author got their idea of what "realistic" prison was like by watching dramatized TV/movies
I gotta say, I really love Boo, he’s adorable.
Agreed
I'd make a Paper Mario 1 mod, and replace Mario with PhantomStrider, replace Bo with Boo (obviously), and Bowser will be Peppa Pig
@@IShy2 one word
*Y E S*
IKR
That Teletubbies creepypasta is somehow more entertaining than the actual show. 🤣
Teletubbies is meant for three-year-olds.
I saw where someone did the intro in negative. It makes their faces scary as hell. Their eyes become black pits of despair.
Not exactly a high bar to clear, considering teletubbies is as entertaining as watching paint dry.
Teletubbies is the lowest of lows for good TV show
_when you actually love the Teletubbies_
The Barenstein bears creepy pasta was just a Bad Copy of another creepy pasta called Bart’s death.
32:35 I think it's the organs from the cookies.
I’m not a huge fan of creepypastas as I don’t find the appeal of writing “lost stories of a show and it’s EVIL” stories. They usually aren’t good imo, but these are written so bad. Kudos to people getting into writing anything as a hobby though! (we all sucked writing in the beginning)
"Sesame Street Series Finale" is literally just a DHMIS Episode.
Yeah, if you seen DHMIS, you've seen it all.
Also, nobody will fall for it because Sesime Street will still be airing when the world becomes FUTURERAMA
Yeah it sounds exactly like a DHIMS episode maybe the new episodes could have inspiration from that
Kinda like one of your ytps
@@Someuserandtheirpet💀
I got an ad about taxes during the Teletubbies bit so I just saw “the story of Tinky Winky, Dipsy, LaLa, and Tax Anxiety”
Great vid, Phantomstrider! These stories were hilarious!
My comments on these stories:
HM: Really dude? Exploding trains, an evil grin from Thomas, and blood? I've seen much worse. Also, how does a train have blood? IT'S A TRAIN!
10. This straight-up sounds like a Robot Chicken sketch.
9. Good god, the writing in this is SO BAD! Also, an episode of Arthur beginning with DW shooting the TV, while saying "Go to hell, bitch!" would be AMAZING! And don't get me started on that Arthur TV story!
8. I wasn't expecting much out of a Caillou horror story, but even then, this is just DUMB! And yeah, I'm with Strider, the writer couldn't take 5 seconds to look up the name of the person who created Caillou?
7. Like 10, this story sounds like a fricking Robot Chicken Sketch. Also, these are some of the worst cops ever.
6. I don't hate Tellitubies as much as you do, but the fact that this story takes itself so seriously is LAUGHABLE! Also, this is straight up conspiracy theory stuff.
5. Oh dear god, this is hilarious!!!!!
4. That image looks like it was made in MS Paint!
3. Eh. Not much to say. At least this one might actually be scary enough to justify the protagonist's overeaction.
2. Honestly, this isn't actually that bad. Like the third one, this might actually be disturbing.
1. This is honestly just kinda dumb.
Jim Henson said he would never put anying disturbing or brutal in his shows? The guy who made Dinosaurs, a show that ended in a climate disaster killing everyone? The guy who made The Dark Crystal and Labyrinth and wanted Muppets to be R rated? That's where the author went too far into unbelievablity.
I can't believe we got to 37:44 before "hyper-realistic" imagery reared its head. Great video, a rollercoaster of cyber-horror tropes and entertainingly bad writing, with the fantastic dramatic readings a cherry on top! :-)
As bad as it is, I kinds like the Teletubbies theory. The person who wrote that sounded quite passionate about it.
They smoked some green and had a good time, nothing wrong with that
The Big Bird story sounds like it could possibly have taken place in a US State prison.
"Then poof! Barney comes to life giggling like an idiot"
I love how an ad played right when Barney was about to give his message!
I will never look at PhantomStrider the same way again after I saw what I saw.
He made a video about bad creepypastas. I watched it. His eyes were all hyperealistic or something. Then I died or whatever.
Lol Great video, Strider.
I will never look at this comint the same way aggen. This comint says
“…Then I died or whatever.”
Death is a seerius theng, and shoodent be treted litly. I can’t bulieev my eys riet now, I’m throeeng awae my fone riet now!
Big Bird Goes to Jail was quite the read. I thought Big Bird's romp in the prison system would be more enjoyable, and less violent. Especially after he attempted murder, I thought he would just steal some birdseed or something, but attempted murder on Cookie Monster? Jeez!
Yeah, but why on earth would Big bird kill cookie monster (Though the murder might've been committed by a guy with a big bird disguise, that somehow could fool the police, though that's unrealistic, unless the police are stupid.)
@@nxx99 or maybe a eviln mirror world version with red-eyes and white and gray body tried to kill him and feed him to his red bodied purple eyed evil mirror version
Gotta love how all these “lost episodes” just involve characters dying and random blood tossed in.
(Barney Story) I love how Barney saying "damn" was the last straw that made the writer turn off the episode, not the part where Barney murdered the kids. Dude's got his priorities in order.
The scariest thing that happened in this video was a thing of unspeakable horror. The absolute worst torcher a person could endure. A fate worse than death…
An unskippable ad jumpscare.
Barney: *bites off child's head
My broken mind: WAS THAT THE BITE OF 87?!
Aha ha ha ha ha Marki-moo reference
I thought about it as a joke in an eventual Barney YTP I'd do, except the editing made it hilarious than "scary" like the story's rendition.
*Our* broken mind
Gotta love how there’s absolutely no transition from the protagonist getting the tape to something “not being right!”
The chances of random guys in barney costumes breaking into your house are low
BUT NEVER ZERO
🤯
I am so glad these two, not only still post content, but also still collaborate after all these years
I get that Strider doesn't like the teletubbies, but in the wake of garbage such as Peppa Pig, I think we need to give the show a little bit of credit. It's not teaching children to be total brats, it's not teaching them to touch venomous animals and insects, even the narrator isn't an obnoxious broken record made out of obvious exposition. The show just wants to entertain really young kids with let's be honest, quite a creative and original idea. It's not a masterpiece, but it's harmless and child friendly.
20:10 “None of the prisoners were lunging at the cell doors trying to grab at felt puppets” 🤣🤣🤣
I love how the guy in story 1 was like "intro played backwards and coloured red in what is apparently a HiT Entertainment produced VHS that seems to skip all over the place? Nothing weird here." I'd at least take it back to the store and "ask what the hell?"
Teletubby Land was the happiest place I had ever heard of as a kid. I think what made the Teletubbies special for me was the special bond they had with one another and their vacuum cleaner. That being said, the creepypasta about it was pretty well written. It gets its point across and offers an interesting perspective on the show.
Yeah
It was my childhood show
I actually haven’t checked out your content in a while, I’ve come back and I’m not disappointed at all.
3:25 I remember jessii vee making a video on this one lol
27:28-27:37 This was actually so cute and heartwarming.
13:44- Caillou has been playing DOOM, it doesn’t surprise me since his parents are more spineless than any known species of snake
Uhm…snakes are nothing but spine 😅
They also move by using their ribs as internal legs, you know.