Glad to have once again been a part of another Creepypasta countdown, Strider! Hope everyone enjoys it as much as I did recording it. Good to be back! :)
There's another creepypasta that's realistic, a Yugioh creepypasta about ghost type cards, because all that seemed like it WOULD happen in the yugioh series
@@IShy2 My favorite lost episode creepypasta is this Amazing world of Gumball one where long story short, the episode is played by several people and it was actually a snuff film. Nice subversion.
At this point, I'm convinced that the people writing these that aren't children are purposefully making these stories bad because of it being an art now.
That Caillou creepypasta made it sound like they had to euthanize him because he's bald, they didn't even explicitly say he had cancer. "That's just how life works" 🤷
"If I had a nickel for everytime a sesame street creepypasta ended with a nuclear bomb being dropped, I'd have two nickels, but it's strange that it's happened twice."
Well, if I had a nickel for every time someone decided to destroy a tape, DVD, or whatever at the end of a lost media creepypasta, I’d be a millionaire.
Regarding the female voice on the Teletubbies speaker: I live in America, and the few times I saw it as a kid, the voice was female and spoke in the tone of an elementary school teacher. I guess they changed it because they didn't think kids here would obey a British male voice.
@@ReduckYT_ Yea but it’s a lot of work and I want him to take his time to make good content, but also not push his self too hard to make very long videos.
I agree that his videos contain a lot of effort, but that argument doesn't really make sense to me. If you would have said "this is his shortest video, which is still 1 hour, meaning all his videos contain much effort", that wouldn't have been true, but still made more sense. Saying his longest video is an hour implies that most videos are short and that isn't often associated with high effort.
“Strider, you have committed manslaughter murder arson several accounts of armed robbery, terrorism kidnapping possession of illegal firearms, unregistered firearms and finally attempted murder”
I love how Barney wanting to teach kids about death is inherently bad. He hasn't even done anything wrong yet. Sesame Street literally had an episode where Big Bird had to accept the passing of... the local shopkeeper, if I'm correct. I think the author jumped the gun here. He didn't say murder or anything similar - just death.
True, but would you expect Barney the Dinosaur of all people to discuss something as serious and heavy as grief? Lol. Yes, that episode of Sesame Street broke my heart. R.I.P. Mr Hooper :(
I love how all of these "Lost Episode" creepypastas start with "I will never look at (insert kid's show) the same way again after what I saw". Edit: Also, "I was so scared I destroyed/ threw out the tape," and "The opening started like normal but this time ___"
It's also funny how the protagonist gets the said 'lost episode' and the protagonist being over dramatic swing they'll never watch or look at *insert kids show*
Here are some timestamps: 11 - Thomas: All Aboard the Dead Team (1:14) 10 - Barney: The Lost Episode (3:11) 9 - Arthur's Noightmur (7:22) 8.5 - Arthur TV (9:40) 8 - Kaillou Died (11:08) 7 - Sesame Street: Big Bird goes to Jail (15:42) 6 - Teletubbies: The Truth (21:12) 5 - Sesame Street Series Finale (27:38) 4 - The Death of Brother and Sister: A Lost Episode of Barenstain Bears (35:42) 3 - The Brake Van (39:43) 2 - Thomas and the Children (43:25) 1 - Sesame Street VHS (47:31) Side note: Big Bird goes to Jail feels less like a creepypasta and more of a mean-spirited episode you would normally watch.
30:53 Ok, they literally plagiarized that bad Dora creepypasta but replace the name “Stitch” with “Chocolate” and the Brian Griffin plush with a Tinky-Winky one
@@phantomstrider Yeah, I get it. Maybe the creepypasta was one of those 'Real life' stories? Btw, the Berenstain Bears creepypasta was plagiarized from the Dead Bart creepypasta. So that rings a few bells like number 1 of the Worst Disney Creepypastas list.
For the last one, Strider actually removed some skits: Mutant Rabbit: There are no trees and people get eaten alive by the rabbit. I'm Lost: The shape shifting guy doesn't appear, and a stranger kidnaps a woman and kills her. Ogre Hill: The creature eating the apples is a skeleton with pieces of organs hanging loosely on him, and the Ogre has no pupils in his eyes. Annie and Arthur Look For An A: When the guy holding cards collapses at the end it shows him dead, with a knife in his chest. Daddy Dear: The girl asks two disturbing questions: "Should we die?" (The answer is yes.) "Will humanity come to a end?" (Yes.) And Now, The Octopus: The Octopus is bloodstained. Ernie Searches for Rocks: Fred bites off Ernie's head and then he dies a long, painful death. 3 Balls: The three balls fall on spikes, they began to bleed and they are skewered like kebabs. They are left to die a long, painful, bloody death. Also, Scene 1 (from 51:18 to 51:53) actually plays before the skits.
I've actually written a rough draft of a "Cursed" spongebob tape pasta. It involved the main character playing the tape and discovering that each character spoke with a different voice (The episode was Pizza Delivery btw), As if played by different actors. Whatever, it may have been a fandub. On the second viewing, the voices were normal, but everything had a greenish tint to it. Also, the dialouge switched to spanish. Third viewing, It instead showed the episode "Sailor mouth". You get the Idea. Then, the character decides to document each viewing and describes each change to the plot, aesthetic, which can range from small, meaningless changes, to the whole show having a different art style, like taking place in the deep sea abyss, SB being a Deep-Sea sponge, Squidward being an actual squid, and of the giant kind too, The show's "Hawai" aesthetic with ukulele music being replaced by dark-neon with a synth vibe (All being described as "Still feeling like a kid's show, just a different one, with the characters being kinda similar.") Never posted it.
9:09 Just the mixture of Arthur using his "falcon punch" and then the credits roll, and THEN Dennis reading the mispronunciation (which isn't there for some reason) is enough to make me burst a blood vein trying to hold in my laugh. Well done, Strider, Dennis, and the author. You done good :)
I remember seeing some of these creepypastas and being like, "you can't be serious" because some of the stories were just your normal "lost episode of a childrens cartoon" and I just watched the spongebob creepypasta episode before this so this is perfect timing
A big part Strider skipped in #7. It comes between the officers beating Big Bird and the credits: "It then cut to Bert reading the paper in the apartment. Turning the page he finds out the news about Big Bird. "Wow! Big Bird arrested and incarcerated? My gosh! What could possibly be next? Oscar The Grouch going to the town dump?" Then Ernie walks in weeping, "Oh, Bert! I'm worried about Big Bird! I heard that you can get **moped** and killed in prison! Oh Bert! What To Do?" Like Ernie, I was kinda getting worried myself, but then Ernie said something in which I could not explain, "Bert, it's so sad that Mr Snuffleupagus had committed suicide after the trial! Big Bird has no one now!" GOOD GOD! What even was this episode? This was so depressing and somewhat scary, I checked and there was only one scene left. Thank God! But when I saw it, it scared me so much, I fell backwards off of the stool I was sitting on! It was shot of Big Bird, lying all bloody in his pod, with the shank the inmate used next to the blood pool surrounding him. It popped in so quick, can you really blame me for falling over? There was no sound at all except for faint echoing noises from the prisoners."
I was wondering why the story seemed to end on an ambiguous note in the video. Though to be fair, it was likely to be condensed for the sake of the video.
There's a reason why these types of "creepy"pastas are always laughed at and either called crappypastas or trollpastas. There's clearly an attempt to make the stories as spooky as possible but the over-usage of blood/gore, loud static/distorted audio and the main characters in the show somehow knowing the name, location and bank account info (that one was just for the randomness) of the person watching just wouldn't make any sense unless it was tailor-made for the author in question and weakens the experience. Not every creepypasta/horror story needs a hospital's worth of blood splattered everywhere. Sometimes you just need the atmosphere and a few well timed spooks to make a horror story feel scary.
The one of Barney just sounds like Barney doing what a Tyrannosaurus Rex would do, eating fresh meat. I also love how at 16:27 , we see a picture of PhantomStrider sporting a colander head, and he looks good in it.
@@thegrandxbunny2073 that one truly was something. But my favorites have got to be Strider and Hoodlum's readings of the Spongebob creepypastas. And they made two videos on these, one for each channel.
best part is the only way Barney could feasibly grin in evil manner is if his eyelids were positioned in a scow, so imagine an angry barney just covered in blood looking like that one bratty kid from primary school who got told he was too old to throw a tantrum when he couldn't get the new LEGO set
How to defeat The Evil Barney: 1. Call in the REAL Barney. 2. Trick the Evil imposter by leaving out a dummy in front of the TV. 3. Arm yourselves with weapons and get an entire gang including the REAL Barney and all of your loved ones in a bedroom to Hide while the video is running. 4. Do NOT let anyone out of your sight while hiding until the video ends. 5. When the Evil Barney appears, ATTACK!!! 6. Poor holy water all over the tape, and throw it into a fire pit.
@@phantomstrider another thing is that the prison episode might take place in the USA, due to the context of the inmates, though I can't confirm it due to the fact I've never been in a prison.
I am legitimately offended that somebody thinks that Sesame Street would be incompetent enough to depict arrest, detention, arraignment, charge, trial, conviction, and sentencing as a single event. Well, that or they meant to imply that Sesame Street is a lawless dystopian hellhole. Knowing creepypasta it could well be both.
I was laughing so hard at 10:30 the way you guys tried so hard to read it as it was written but kept laughing as you read! I could almost hear the smiles on your faces, hilarious!
"Death of Brother and Sister" was actually the first creepypasta I ever read. I didn't even know it was a creepypasta at the time (or even what creepypastas were), so I believed it. 🤣
As an American, our prisons aren't like that either. What I think happened is that the author got their idea of what "realistic" prison was like by watching dramatized TV/movies
Creepypastas be like: "I found a VHS tape/DVD of a kid's show in a thrift store, I bought the tape and put it in the video player. I watched as the characters had creepy voices, bloodshed eyes, and kills people. I took the tape/DVD out and threw it in the trash/destroyed it." while misspelling words.
Every kid show creepypasta cliches: -Blood -"I was playing (Game name)/watching (TV show/Movie/TH-camr name or color of paint that is drying on the wall) when suddenly there was a knock on the door." -The protagonist found the episode on a VHS tape or on TV at the middle of the night. -Protagonist works at the studio the cartoon was made in. -"I couldn't turn the TV off." -Sometimes the episodes predicts the future -Weapons -Main Character goes on a murderous rampage -(Character name) Dies -The police don't believe the protagonist's story -THE MAIN CHARACTER HAS AN EVIL GRIN ON THEIR FACE -Character talks about something not intended for its main audience -Demonic stuff -Character swears -Character talks to the protagonist through the episode -"An image of (Character name here) with hyperrealistic eyes and blood." -Sometimes has a plushie/RL version of the character from the cartoon that kills someone in the story (Mostly the protagonist) -"I took out the DVD/VHS tape and smashed/burned/threw it out the window were it would be run over by a car." -The main character has a different voice, perhaps a DEMONIC voice (Whatever that means) -Spelling mistakes! Spelling mistakes everywhere! Tell me if I missed any
(Barney Story) I love how Barney saying "damn" was the last straw that made the writer turn off the episode, not the part where Barney murdered the kids. Dude's got his priorities in order.
Jim Henson said he would never put anying disturbing or brutal in his shows? The guy who made Dinosaurs, a show that ended in a climate disaster killing everyone? The guy who made The Dark Crystal and Labyrinth and wanted Muppets to be R rated? That's where the author went too far into unbelievablity.
I wrote 2 very bad creepypastas on the creepypasta wiki One was about some humanoid made out of fuse and the other was about some weird hatchamal furby with a knife. I remember being banned from the wiki because I would just put a random character then edit it as an improv creepypasta, probably for the better TBH. I've looked and both pages were deleted, probably for the better, but im sure you can imagine what they were like.
"I think people on Mars know about Sesame Street." You'd be correct Strider, but mostly the ones with brightly colored skin, long mouths, big eye stalks, that go yip yip, like oatmeal, and can sing doo wop songs about getting along.
Also, my favorite part about that last one were the sketches themselves. I liked how they were all based on sketches that are famous for scaring viewers (except for The Mystery Box, which is seen as hilarious by most people). I also thought it was clever that the twists are exaggerations on what people found scary about them (Fred being vicious instead of Grover's ugly friend, the scary music in The Pattern sketch being purposely scary instead of accidentally scary, the paint in Wet Paint being blood instead of looking like blood, etc). The only sketch I would've warped differently was the Fat Cat sketch, as Biv getting thrown into a woodchipper seems generic. Maybe have him actually threaten the viewer to exaggerate him yelling at the camera, and then have the anything Muppets remove their sunglasses to reveal they have laser vision and shoot him with their stoic demeanor? Kinda makes me want to make my own dark parodies of classic Sesame Street scares! Maybe a The Count Sleeps Over sketch where The Count turns Ernie into a real zombie instead of just making him act like one by keeping him up all night? Or a Kermit has Teeth sketch where Kermit eats Grover with his new chompers? Or a Bert and Ernie visit a Pyramid sketch where the Pharaoh Ernie petrifies the real Ernie and takes his place with Bert none the wiser? There are so many possibilities!
I’m not a huge fan of creepypastas as I don’t find the appeal of writing “lost stories of a show and it’s EVIL” stories. They usually aren’t good imo, but these are written so bad. Kudos to people getting into writing anything as a hobby though! (we all sucked writing in the beginning)
Loved this video as always! Also, if I recall correctly, Caillou being bald was actually a leftover aspect of the original plan to have Caillou be a nine-month-old baby rather than a four-year-old boy.
When I heard the title of the Kayloo one, I was happy that Festival (Animal Crossing New Horizons) was only a few days away (we should all celebrate Kayloo's death
The scariest thing that happened in this video was a thing of unspeakable horror. The absolute worst torcher a person could endure. A fate worse than death… An unskippable ad jumpscare.
“I know trains aren’t reliable…” “That’s racist!” “I beg you…watch an episode and decide for yourself.” I have watched multiple episodes of Teletubbies and my decision is either this is a satire of “lost episode” pastas or the writer was tripping balls. A certain description makes me think the writer forgot the Tubbies are supposed to be toddlers. Also, that music played during that segment made me miss TrendCrave. What is the fascination with hitting Sesame Street with a nuclear bomb? The sunny day is so bright I gotta wear shades! I have a story. I have some episodes of Teletubbies I taped off the TV. “…And?” That’s it. That’s the story. “That’s the whole story?! You expect anyone to shudder at that?” Well, based on Strider’s reactions during the video, I’m sure he’ll be very unsettled by my story. ;-)
I love how the guy in story 1 was like "intro played backwards and coloured red in what is apparently a HiT Entertainment produced VHS that seems to skip all over the place? Nothing weird here." I'd at least take it back to the store and "ask what the hell?"
Big Bird Goes to Jail was quite the read. I thought Big Bird's romp in the prison system would be more enjoyable, and less violent. Especially after he attempted murder, I thought he would just steal some birdseed or something, but attempted murder on Cookie Monster? Jeez!
Yeah, but why on earth would Big bird kill cookie monster (Though the murder might've been committed by a guy with a big bird disguise, that somehow could fool the police, though that's unrealistic, unless the police are stupid.)
@@nxx99 or maybe a eviln mirror world version with red-eyes and white and gray body tried to kill him and feed him to his red bodied purple eyed evil mirror version
Tbh most kids wouldn't give a damn watching that anyway. They kind of see things as "take my word for it" and go along with what they're shown. So they'd immediately, most of the time, see it as fine if it was on TV. Also did they call Caillou fat? For how old he is, he's SOOO skinny!!!
I can't believe we got to 37:44 before "hyper-realistic" imagery reared its head. Great video, a rollercoaster of cyber-horror tropes and entertainingly bad writing, with the fantastic dramatic readings a cherry on top! :-)
I never got how thomas crashing into bertie causes the kids to all die, like a 52 Ton tank engine with around 20 tons in tow cant just walk over a small bus with minor injuries to thomas
There's this one Thomas Creepypasta called like "James Bad Day" or something and at one point the author descirbes a machine gun coming out of James' cab, and then he shoots up the station or something. So amazing
I actually haven’t checked out your content in a while, I’ve come back and I’m not disappointed at all. 3:25 I remember jessii vee making a video on this one lol
I have had kind of a rough day today. I quit my job due to its high stress factors and am now unemployed. I'm watching this to help cope with my unemployment and it is helping a lot. Thank you PhantomStrider for helping me get through this tough time with this video, I was laughing through most of it XD
I heard a creepypasta about 2 bunny kids (from a children's show) playing at the park, they go back to their house to find their mom and dad dead. One of them kills themselves. I can't remember what it's called
Elmo and Mr Hooper together sounds unrealistic, given Clash wouldn’t pick the red monster up until 1984. However… Elmo was actually around when Hooper was still alive, in fact, Elmo made sporadic street scene appearances during the early 1980s. While the two never interacted, Elmo in an 1982 episode watered picture plants with Bob, next door to Hooper’s (The wall art facing the yard)
Hey Phantom Strider. I'd like your opinion on forgotten shows. And if you need a start on one that's kinda forgotten is Xialon Showdown. Oddly that seems to be a show that was forgotten a long time ago. I remember it because of my fascination of one of the voice actors Jason Marsden. Also the Voice of Binx from Hocus Pocus and Haku from Spirited Away. And Chase Young from this show which I find funny because the guy is a immortal dragon God that owns large cats. And he voiced a cat that was immortal
Another forgotten show to me is Ooglies. It centres around various household items with googley eyes, and they get up to all sorts of wacky situations, often getting squished or broken. It’s a classic to me
Okay, There's 2 Things I Love about This: #1 - How at 28:00, Despite having a Transparent Image of Big Bird (As Seen Later in the Video) he made the CONSCIOUS decision to Use the "Big Bird Busting down a Door" Meme. #2 - The Fact that at 28:09 It's not even a Picture of the Sesame Street Muppets, It's Just THE Muppets
Personally, I think the teletubbies one doesn't belong here. Sure, it's not that good, but I do think it was pretty well written for what it is. It was much better than the rest of these and actually gets it's point across. it wasn't scary by any means, but it was pretty creative in my eyes.
‘I’ll never look at -PIECE OF MEDIA- the same ever again. I was in a second hand store and found a vhs that said the name of it. So I bought it for literally no reason. I put it in my DVD player and the intro was weird. I just ignored it. Then the main characters eyes were bleeding. So I threw it in the garbage.’
Remember kids, spellcheck and sites like Grammarly are your friend, they help improve your writing and make sure you don't make as many mistakes like these. Also I find the funniest thing about all these is how the protags find a perfectly made box and tape or DVD for some lost episode. How? No really for the box to be personalized to the episode that would mean the company made it, and the few that find obvious bootlegs find them at movie rental places? What? first where do you live that you still have movie rental places, I'm still shocked the small town I moved to recently has one. Second no self respecting movie rental store would ever sell or rent out an obvious bootleg or pirated copy written in marker.
Same, I do a lot of fan writing and a friend recommended Grammarly to me and I can't thank them enough, a small thing I love about it is that you can set your language including different versions of English so I don't have to have it telling flavour is wrong because the states spell it without the u. And the fact it helps even with punctuation is great to stop run on sentences or show where a coma should go. All for free, it's great.
Glad to have once again been a part of another Creepypasta countdown, Strider! Hope everyone enjoys it as much as I did recording it. Good to be back! :)
You guys work really well together.
What a spooky coincidence this episode came on the final day of Arthur's 26-year-run 👀
Every now and then I binge through your creepy pasta countdown playlist and the voicebox reading. It’s been a nice tradition
@@timothyowen4785 😱😱😱😱😱
You're always welcome on the show, my friend 🙂 I still get a kick out of your creepypasta countdowns when I need a good laugh and smile 😄
To be fair, Barney eating the children is fairly realistic, as that is what a predator would do if a bunch of small, loud things approached them.
There's another creepypasta that's realistic, a Yugioh creepypasta about ghost type cards, because all that seemed like it WOULD happen in the yugioh series
@@IShy2 My favorite lost episode creepypasta is this Amazing world of Gumball one where long story short, the episode is played by several people and it was actually a snuff film. Nice subversion.
… with a side of popcorn 🍿
@@thegrandxbunny2073 what was the creepypasta's name again?
@@FK-13 The Amazing World of Gumball : The Greving
I will never not be amused at children's attempts at scary stories. They've done their absolute best, and it's adorable.
Yeah I used to try to write romances and they were hilariously bad.
Thats kind
At this point, I'm convinced that the people writing these that aren't children are purposefully making these stories bad because of it being an art now.
i had no idea children made these lol
probably shouldve known it from the grammar and what words they used
That Caillou creepypasta made it sound like they had to euthanize him because he's bald, they didn't even explicitly say he had cancer. "That's just how life works" 🤷
Tbh that is a pretty good reason to euthanize Caillou. Then again, any reason to kill Caillou is a good reason
@@foxwithoutahat I will turn him into biofuel… Where is that damned Bald monster child
Caillou deserved it after all his bratty ear bleeding crying brought us and DON'T GET ME started on the adult Caillou.
Buuuut Family Guy appears what the hellllllllll b* i not know this word 3 letters in the word i dont know
If you’re bald, ya gotta be put down. Unfortunately that’s just how life works.
"If I had a nickel for everytime a sesame street creepypasta ended with a nuclear bomb being dropped, I'd have two nickels, but it's strange that it's happened twice."
Both also had Cookie Monster eating cookies made out of people and Grover flying into a plane.
@@ButterFlyGardenBlossom true
@@ButterFlyGardenBlossom I wonder why the authors of those two stories thought having Super Grover go out the same way Syndrome did was a good idea.
Well, if I had a nickel for every time someone decided to destroy a tape, DVD, or whatever at the end of a lost media creepypasta, I’d be a millionaire.
Regarding the female voice on the Teletubbies speaker: I live in America, and the few times I saw it as a kid, the voice was female and spoke in the tone of an elementary school teacher. I guess they changed it because they didn't think kids here would obey a British male voice.
They probably think that a female voice would be more calming and figured its a more 'motherly' role
@@shipper-of-heart8898 nah i wont let the british control us again. I won't let the world burn a second time.
Fun fact: This is Strider’s longest TH-cam video ever. It really shows how much effort Strider puts into his videos for us. Kudos!
Wow
I hope he does a new longest video :)
@@ReduckYT_ Yea but it’s a lot of work and I want him to take his time to make good content, but also not push his self too hard to make very long videos.
You’re telling me! I watched it in 3 shifts as I had to go to sleep then because I had other stuff to do including going to the dentist.
Oh I was about to watch this before bed. I'll have to watch it tomorrow.
I agree that his videos contain a lot of effort, but that argument doesn't really make sense to me.
If you would have said "this is his shortest video, which is still 1 hour, meaning all his videos contain much effort", that wouldn't have been true, but still made more sense.
Saying his longest video is an hour implies that most videos are short and that isn't often associated with high effort.
I love how strider mentions that he has been to prison many times, and then refuses to elaborate further.
Maybe it's a joke about how Australia started as a prison colony?
Well, he is wearing an orange shirt…
I mean, in the canon of the channel...
“Strider, you have committed manslaughter murder arson several accounts of armed robbery, terrorism kidnapping possession of illegal firearms, unregistered firearms and finally attempted murder”
All first-degree
I love how Barney wanting to teach kids about death is inherently bad. He hasn't even done anything wrong yet. Sesame Street literally had an episode where Big Bird had to accept the passing of... the local shopkeeper, if I'm correct. I think the author jumped the gun here. He didn't say murder or anything similar - just death.
I think the mom should've tried to turn off the TV when Barney ate the kid, not when Barney said death
To be fair there were overprotective 'moral watchdog' parents who threw fits at episodes like that ....and for far less..
True, but would you expect Barney the Dinosaur of all people to discuss something as serious and heavy as grief? Lol.
Yes, that episode of Sesame Street broke my heart. R.I.P. Mr Hooper :(
Sesime Street actually made TWO episodes about death, that, and Elmo struggling to realize his uncle is dead
@@IShy2 oh yeah that's right!!
Elmo just straight up doxxing that one guy was probably one of the most entertaining parts of any of them
“I called Jim Henson, creator of Sesame Street”. That was the funniest sentence in the whole story
If the author established that this was taking place in the 1980s, it would have made sense, but there is absolutely no mention of time period at all.
@@MovieFan1912 Guess they just brought out their ouija board and performed a seance to tell him 'show scary : ( '
@@shipper-of-heart8898 Even that would have made some sense.
I love how all of these "Lost Episode" creepypastas start with "I will never look at (insert kid's show) the same way again after what I saw".
Edit: Also, "I was so scared I destroyed/ threw out the tape," and "The opening started like normal but this time ___"
*[insert hyper realistic eyes here]*
(👁️.👁️)
It’s either that or “it started with the normal opening” in every creepy pasta
It's also funny how the protagonist gets the said 'lost episode' and the protagonist being over dramatic swing they'll never watch or look at *insert kids show*
How do you pick which creepypastas to read for you list.
@Sinta Karami Stop spamming this comment everywhere! Nobody cares
4:12 “he comes to life, giggling like an idiot.”
I love that line.
Ok, but the attempt at creating a "hyper realistic" image is genuinely adorable. Someone evidently tried, and I think that's precious
"The Bernstain Bears are DIED! Have a nice life kids!" That's great 🤣
Here are some timestamps:
11 - Thomas: All Aboard the Dead Team (1:14)
10 - Barney: The Lost Episode (3:11)
9 - Arthur's Noightmur (7:22)
8.5 - Arthur TV (9:40)
8 - Kaillou Died (11:08)
7 - Sesame Street: Big Bird goes to Jail (15:42)
6 - Teletubbies: The Truth (21:12)
5 - Sesame Street Series Finale (27:38)
4 - The Death of Brother and Sister: A Lost Episode of Barenstain Bears (35:42)
3 - The Brake Van (39:43)
2 - Thomas and the Children (43:25)
1 - Sesame Street VHS (47:31)
Side note: Big Bird goes to Jail feels less like a creepypasta and more of a mean-spirited episode you would normally watch.
Thanks
@@dogmanwes2790 Yea Caillou is dead Yay!!! Yay!!!
@@ChiragSonne Um Are You Ok?
@@ChiragSonneUnderstandable, have a nice day.
@@appleandaria6947 thanks!
30:53 Ok, they literally plagiarized that bad Dora creepypasta but replace the name “Stitch” with “Chocolate” and the Brian Griffin plush with a Tinky-Winky one
Oh yeah. I thought it sounded familiar. Dennis read that one in his lost episode creepypasta vid
@@phantomstrider Yeah, and it was glorious lol
@@phantomstrider Yeah, I get it. Maybe the creepypasta was one of those 'Real life' stories? Btw, the Berenstain Bears creepypasta was plagiarized from the Dead Bart creepypasta. So that rings a few bells like number 1 of the Worst Disney Creepypastas list.
And it said mutated instead of mutilated
I realised that too
For the last one, Strider actually removed some skits:
Mutant Rabbit: There are no trees and people get eaten alive by the rabbit.
I'm Lost: The shape shifting guy doesn't appear, and a stranger kidnaps a woman and kills her.
Ogre Hill: The creature eating the apples is a skeleton with pieces of organs hanging loosely on him, and the Ogre has no pupils in his eyes.
Annie and Arthur Look For An A: When the guy holding cards collapses at the end it shows him dead, with a knife in his chest.
Daddy Dear: The girl asks two disturbing questions: "Should we die?" (The answer is yes.) "Will humanity come to a end?" (Yes.)
And Now, The Octopus: The Octopus is bloodstained.
Ernie Searches for Rocks: Fred bites off Ernie's head and then he dies a long, painful death.
3 Balls: The three balls fall on spikes, they began to bleed and they are skewered like kebabs. They are left to die a long, painful, bloody death.
Also, Scene 1 (from 51:18 to 51:53) actually plays before the skits.
💀 Probably a good call!
I've actually written a rough draft of a "Cursed" spongebob tape pasta. It involved the main character playing the tape and discovering that each character spoke with a different voice (The episode was Pizza Delivery btw), As if played by different actors. Whatever, it may have been a fandub. On the second viewing, the voices were normal, but everything had a greenish tint to it. Also, the dialouge switched to spanish. Third viewing, It instead showed the episode "Sailor mouth".
You get the Idea. Then, the character decides to document each viewing and describes each change to the plot, aesthetic, which can range from small, meaningless changes, to the whole show having a different art style, like taking place in the deep sea abyss, SB being a Deep-Sea sponge, Squidward being an actual squid, and of the giant kind too, The show's "Hawai" aesthetic with ukulele music being replaced by dark-neon with a synth vibe (All being described as "Still feeling like a kid's show, just a different one, with the characters being kinda similar.")
Never posted it.
Sounds like a less violent version of SCP-1981. Cool concept, dude.
Holy shoot, you should do it! That sounds amazing!
@@appleandaria6947 Thanks! I may one day! Glad you like it!
9:09 Just the mixture of Arthur using his "falcon punch" and then the credits roll, and THEN Dennis reading the mispronunciation (which isn't there for some reason) is enough to make me burst a blood vein trying to hold in my laugh. Well done, Strider, Dennis, and the author. You done good :)
I remember seeing some of these creepypastas and being like, "you can't be serious" because some of the stories were just your normal "lost episode of a childrens cartoon" and I just watched the spongebob creepypasta episode before this so this is perfect timing
Same here.
*Gets flashbacks of Spongebob's Red Mist*
If the chances of Barney the dinosaur breaking into your house is one in 600 million, 13 people would have Barney breaking into their house.
Of course Dennis wouldn't be sleeping after the Barney one. He'd be too busy laughing his a** off
I probably would too
it’s always either “episode: death!” or “their eyes were black and blood poured out like tears!”
A big part Strider skipped in #7.
It comes between the officers beating Big Bird and the credits:
"It then cut to Bert reading the paper in the apartment. Turning the page he finds out the news about Big Bird. "Wow! Big Bird arrested and incarcerated? My gosh! What could possibly be next? Oscar The Grouch going to the town dump?" Then Ernie walks in weeping, "Oh, Bert! I'm worried about Big Bird! I heard that you can get **moped** and killed in prison! Oh Bert! What To Do?" Like Ernie, I was kinda getting worried myself, but then Ernie said something in which I could not explain, "Bert, it's so sad that Mr Snuffleupagus had committed suicide after the trial! Big Bird has no one now!" GOOD GOD! What even was this episode? This was so depressing and somewhat scary, I checked and there was only one scene left. Thank God! But when I saw it, it scared me so much, I fell backwards off of the stool I was sitting on!
It was shot of Big Bird, lying all bloody in his pod, with the shank the inmate used next to the blood pool surrounding him. It popped in so quick, can you really blame me for falling over? There was no sound at all except for faint echoing noises from the prisoners."
I was wondering why the story seemed to end on an ambiguous note in the video.
Though to be fair, it was likely to be condensed for the sake of the video.
@@MovieFan1912 Yep, these creepypasta vids are already very long. This one's PhantomStrider's longest video ever to this day.
There's a reason why these types of "creepy"pastas are always laughed at and either called crappypastas or trollpastas. There's clearly an attempt to make the stories as spooky as possible but the over-usage of blood/gore, loud static/distorted audio and the main characters in the show somehow knowing the name, location and bank account info (that one was just for the randomness) of the person watching just wouldn't make any sense unless it was tailor-made for the author in question and weakens the experience.
Not every creepypasta/horror story needs a hospital's worth of blood splattered everywhere. Sometimes you just need the atmosphere and a few well timed spooks to make a horror story feel scary.
My favorite part is how that one author said "the muppets are taking over my house" and expected people to not burst out laughing
I hate when that happens
"And now they're turning my house into a wackyland filled with jumping potatoes on rollerblades!"
How can you maintain a straight face after reading that?
Reminds me of that GEICO ad where a couple buys a house and have to deal with Animal (the Muppet, that is!)
The teletubbies one seems less like a creepypasta and more like a dark interpretation of the show that kinda makes it more enjoyable to watch.
I see what appeals to you heh
It feels more like a persuasive essay to me.
The one of Barney just sounds like Barney doing what a Tyrannosaurus Rex would do, eating fresh meat. I also love how at 16:27 , we see a picture of PhantomStrider sporting a colander head, and he looks good in it.
So basically Jurassic Park?
It's always hilarious when Strider fumbles over creepypastas
The Pooh Creepypasta is a good one to rewatch. That one is just. Amazing.
@@thegrandxbunny2073 that one truly was something. But my favorites have got to be Strider and Hoodlum's readings of the Spongebob creepypastas. And they made two videos on these, one for each channel.
@@MattSayYay And the moment that your waiting for
@@thegrandxbunny2073 The Epic Mickey creepypasta is an emotional rollercoaster from start to finish, and it is glorious the whole way
best part is the only way Barney could feasibly grin in evil manner is if his eyelids were positioned in a scow, so imagine an angry barney just covered in blood looking like that one bratty kid from primary school who got told he was too old to throw a tantrum when he couldn't get the new LEGO set
Checklist:
I found a thing (usually a VHS). "Big Mistake."
"Something was wrong."
Blood. Blood. Blood.
I broke it.
How to defeat The Evil Barney:
1. Call in the REAL Barney.
2. Trick the Evil imposter by leaving out a dummy in front of the TV.
3. Arm yourselves with weapons and get an entire gang including the REAL Barney and all of your loved ones in a bedroom to Hide while the video is running.
4. Do NOT let anyone out of your sight while hiding until the video ends.
5. When the Evil Barney appears, ATTACK!!!
6. Poor holy water all over the tape, and throw it into a fire pit.
So, to explain the confusion, the UK and Australian versions of Teletubbies have a male narrator. In the US, it’s a female narrator.
Ohhh right! That makes sense. My bad 😆
@@phantomstrider another thing is that the prison episode might take place in the USA, due to the context of the inmates, though I can't confirm it due to the fact I've never been in a prison.
I am legitimately offended that somebody thinks that Sesame Street would be incompetent enough to depict arrest, detention, arraignment, charge, trial, conviction, and sentencing as a single event.
Well, that or they meant to imply that Sesame Street is a lawless dystopian hellhole. Knowing creepypasta it could well be both.
I just now realized that Big Bird never went on trial, he just went straight to jail.
Due process, what’s that?
Deal with it
I was laughing so hard at 10:30 the way you guys tried so hard to read it as it was written but kept laughing as you read! I could almost hear the smiles on your faces, hilarious!
"Death of Brother and Sister" was actually the first creepypasta I ever read. I didn't even know it was a creepypasta at the time (or even what creepypastas were), so I believed it. 🤣
It just a Dead Bear Parody😡
@@harveymaltezmansilla8098 I don't believe it's real anymore, obviously. I'm also new to creepypastas.
Back then, I read creepypastas and knew they were sorta like fanfiction.
I did believe a few that claimed to he real though.
@@harveymaltezmansilla8098 r/youngpeopleyoutube
Rest In Peace, Arthur.
You’ve raised all of us, buddy. You will be missed
Because the creepypasta, or the fact the series is finally over
@@IShy2 finally over.
Understandable, even though I never bothered to turn it on, I understand how it shaped other people's lifes
The Barenstein bears creepy pasta was just a Bad Copy of another creepy pasta called Bart’s death.
As an American, our prisons aren't like that either. What I think happened is that the author got their idea of what "realistic" prison was like by watching dramatized TV/movies
I grew up with PBS I didn't know anything about PBS creepypastas but I'm here for it!
Creepypastas be like: "I found a VHS tape/DVD of a kid's show in a thrift store, I bought the tape and put it in the video player. I watched as the characters had creepy voices, bloodshed eyes, and kills people. I took the tape/DVD out and threw it in the trash/destroyed it." while misspelling words.
Every kid show creepypasta cliches:
-Blood
-"I was playing (Game name)/watching (TV show/Movie/TH-camr name or color of paint that is drying on the wall) when suddenly there was a knock on the door."
-The protagonist found the episode on a VHS tape or on TV at the middle of the night.
-Protagonist works at the studio the cartoon was made in.
-"I couldn't turn the TV off."
-Sometimes the episodes predicts the future
-Weapons
-Main Character goes on a murderous rampage
-(Character name) Dies
-The police don't believe the protagonist's story
-THE MAIN CHARACTER HAS AN EVIL GRIN ON THEIR FACE
-Character talks about something not intended for its main audience
-Demonic stuff
-Character swears
-Character talks to the protagonist through the episode
-"An image of (Character name here) with hyperrealistic eyes and blood."
-Sometimes has a plushie/RL version of the character from the cartoon that kills someone in the story (Mostly the protagonist)
-"I took out the DVD/VHS tape and smashed/burned/threw it out the window were it would be run over by a car."
-The main character has a different voice, perhaps a DEMONIC voice (Whatever that means)
-Spelling mistakes! Spelling mistakes everywhere!
Tell me if I missed any
You missed one that I can think of.
- “I took out the DVD/VHS and smashed/burned/threw it out.”
I am so glad these two, not only still post content, but also still collaborate after all these years
(Barney Story) I love how Barney saying "damn" was the last straw that made the writer turn off the episode, not the part where Barney murdered the kids. Dude's got his priorities in order.
The chances of random guys in barney costumes breaking into your house are low
BUT NEVER ZERO
🤯
"Sesame Street Series Finale" is literally just a DHMIS Episode.
Yeah, if you seen DHMIS, you've seen it all.
Also, nobody will fall for it because Sesime Street will still be airing when the world becomes FUTURERAMA
Yeah it sounds exactly like a DHIMS episode maybe the new episodes could have inspiration from that
Kinda like one of your ytps
@@BiggestCockatoofan💀
That Teletubbies creepypasta is somehow more entertaining than the actual show. 🤣
Teletubbies is meant for three-year-olds.
I saw where someone did the intro in negative. It makes their faces scary as hell. Their eyes become black pits of despair.
Not exactly a high bar to clear, considering teletubbies is as entertaining as watching paint dry.
Teletubbies is the lowest of lows for good TV show
_when you actually love the Teletubbies_
Jim Henson said he would never put anying disturbing or brutal in his shows? The guy who made Dinosaurs, a show that ended in a climate disaster killing everyone? The guy who made The Dark Crystal and Labyrinth and wanted Muppets to be R rated? That's where the author went too far into unbelievablity.
I wrote 2 very bad creepypastas on the creepypasta wiki
One was about some humanoid made out of fuse and the other was about some weird hatchamal furby with a knife.
I remember being banned from the wiki because I would just put a random character then edit it as an improv creepypasta, probably for the better TBH.
I've looked and both pages were deleted, probably for the better, but im sure you can imagine what they were like.
"I think people on Mars know about Sesame Street."
You'd be correct Strider, but mostly the ones with brightly colored skin, long mouths, big eye stalks, that go yip yip, like oatmeal, and can sing doo wop songs about getting along.
Also, my favorite part about that last one were the sketches themselves. I liked how they were all based on sketches that are famous for scaring viewers (except for The Mystery Box, which is seen as hilarious by most people). I also thought it was clever that the twists are exaggerations on what people found scary about them (Fred being vicious instead of Grover's ugly friend, the scary music in The Pattern sketch being purposely scary instead of accidentally scary, the paint in Wet Paint being blood instead of looking like blood, etc). The only sketch I would've warped differently was the Fat Cat sketch, as Biv getting thrown into a woodchipper seems generic. Maybe have him actually threaten the viewer to exaggerate him yelling at the camera, and then have the anything Muppets remove their sunglasses to reveal they have laser vision and shoot him with their stoic demeanor?
Kinda makes me want to make my own dark parodies of classic Sesame Street scares! Maybe a The Count Sleeps Over sketch where The Count turns Ernie into a real zombie instead of just making him act like one by keeping him up all night? Or a Kermit has Teeth sketch where Kermit eats Grover with his new chompers? Or a Bert and Ernie visit a Pyramid sketch where the Pharaoh Ernie petrifies the real Ernie and takes his place with Bert none the wiser? There are so many possibilities!
LMAO good one!
I’m not a huge fan of creepypastas as I don’t find the appeal of writing “lost stories of a show and it’s EVIL” stories. They usually aren’t good imo, but these are written so bad. Kudos to people getting into writing anything as a hobby though! (we all sucked writing in the beginning)
I gotta say, I really love Boo, he’s adorable.
Agreed
I'd make a Paper Mario 1 mod, and replace Mario with PhantomStrider, replace Bo with Boo (obviously), and Bowser will be Peppa Pig
@@IShy2 one word
*Y E S*
IKR
27:28-27:37 This was actually so cute and heartwarming.
Big Bird getting the shit kicked out of him by prison guards sounds pretty on-brand for American prisons, yeah
Loved this video as always!
Also, if I recall correctly, Caillou being bald was actually a leftover aspect of the original plan to have Caillou be a nine-month-old baby rather than a four-year-old boy.
I wonder if his characterization is a left over too.
@@luckystar9279 Shots fired.
29:02 "It sounded like the tape was beaten." Yeah, maybe that's from you slamming it into your VCR player...
I almost commented that but then I realize you did this and I didn't want to make it look like I was copying you
@@dogmanwes2790 Great minds think alike! 😂
@@hays_hobbies thanks!
I couldn't stop laughing at the Caillou and Sesame Street ones 🤣
When I heard the title of the Kayloo one, I was happy that Festival (Animal Crossing New Horizons) was only a few days away (we should all celebrate Kayloo's death
Mine's the first one, it's literally just Michael bay's wet dreams XD
“Each day I’m sad some more.”
Yeah Caillou, same but you don’t see me singing about it
The scariest thing that happened in this video was a thing of unspeakable horror. The absolute worst torcher a person could endure. A fate worse than death…
An unskippable ad jumpscare.
Gotta love how all these “lost episodes” just involve characters dying and random blood tossed in.
“I know trains aren’t reliable…” “That’s racist!”
“I beg you…watch an episode and decide for yourself.” I have watched multiple episodes of Teletubbies and my decision is either this is a satire of “lost episode” pastas or the writer was tripping balls. A certain description makes me think the writer forgot the Tubbies are supposed to be toddlers. Also, that music played during that segment made me miss TrendCrave.
What is the fascination with hitting Sesame Street with a nuclear bomb? The sunny day is so bright I gotta wear shades!
I have a story. I have some episodes of Teletubbies I taped off the TV.
“…And?”
That’s it. That’s the story.
“That’s the whole story?! You expect anyone to shudder at that?”
Well, based on Strider’s reactions during the video, I’m sure he’ll be very unsettled by my story. ;-)
+A For Excellent Effort and Execution!
@@theeggboyshow1737 :-D
I think the author of this was high when he wrote this crazy story.
5:43 "barney grinned an evil grin" ah yes, the floor here is made out of floor
Do Top 10 Best PBS Kids Episodes!
As bad as it is, I kinds like the Teletubbies theory. The person who wrote that sounded quite passionate about it.
They smoked some green and had a good time, nothing wrong with that
The Big Bird story sounds like it could possibly have taken place in a US State prison.
bro, all big bird did was say "Officer, I'm scared..." and then he got beat up, WHY?!
Barney friend, looked at the camera and said “Did you know how much money you can save by switching to Allstate”
I love how the guy in story 1 was like "intro played backwards and coloured red in what is apparently a HiT Entertainment produced VHS that seems to skip all over the place? Nothing weird here." I'd at least take it back to the store and "ask what the hell?"
Big Bird Goes to Jail was quite the read. I thought Big Bird's romp in the prison system would be more enjoyable, and less violent. Especially after he attempted murder, I thought he would just steal some birdseed or something, but attempted murder on Cookie Monster? Jeez!
Yeah, but why on earth would Big bird kill cookie monster (Though the murder might've been committed by a guy with a big bird disguise, that somehow could fool the police, though that's unrealistic, unless the police are stupid.)
@@nxx99 or maybe a eviln mirror world version with red-eyes and white and gray body tried to kill him and feed him to his red bodied purple eyed evil mirror version
Tbh most kids wouldn't give a damn watching that anyway. They kind of see things as "take my word for it" and go along with what they're shown. So they'd immediately, most of the time, see it as fine if it was on TV.
Also did they call Caillou fat?
For how old he is, he's SOOO skinny!!!
I remember a Bob the Builder short where Bob fused the construction vehicles together for some reason.
I can't believe we got to 37:44 before "hyper-realistic" imagery reared its head. Great video, a rollercoaster of cyber-horror tropes and entertainingly bad writing, with the fantastic dramatic readings a cherry on top! :-)
I never got how thomas crashing into bertie causes the kids to all die, like a 52 Ton tank engine with around 20 tons in tow cant just walk over a small bus with minor injuries to thomas
13:44- Caillou has been playing DOOM, it doesn’t surprise me since his parents are more spineless than any known species of snake
Uhm…snakes are nothing but spine 😅
They also move by using their ribs as internal legs, you know.
36:27 had me in tears. the way he read it!
Those creepypastas make me feel like I'm watching the Watcher. The Watcher tries to be scary, but nothing.
There's this one Thomas Creepypasta called like "James Bad Day" or something and at one point the author descirbes a machine gun coming out of James' cab, and then he shoots up the station or something. So amazing
That sounds hilarious.
“No prison I’ve heard of” well strider welcome to America
Ironic you released this at the same day at Arthur’s final episodes
I recognize the ending theme song as the main theme song of another PBS Kids show, called "Martha Speaks."
I actually haven’t checked out your content in a while, I’ve come back and I’m not disappointed at all.
3:25 I remember jessii vee making a video on this one lol
i love how throughout the barney one, i was like "oh, he's gonna murder the children like the cult leader we think he is"
Even shows for preschoolers aren’t safe from creepypastas.
8:40 Idk why but the first part of Arthur's dream in his "Noightmur" with he cars, boat, and lo-fi beat was just my favorite part idk why.
That evil Thomas face is very well edited. I don't know who made that edited face, but I loved the fact I got a laugh out of it.
I have had kind of a rough day today. I quit my job due to its high stress factors and am now unemployed. I'm watching this to help cope with my unemployment and it is helping a lot. Thank you PhantomStrider for helping me get through this tough time with this video, I was laughing through most of it XD
23:30 The show alternated between the two, but I believe the author is referring to the US dub, where it's mostly a female voice.
Yeah, weirdly I heard both growing up in Canada.
I heard a creepypasta about 2 bunny kids (from a children's show) playing at the park, they go back to their house to find their mom and dad dead. One of them kills themselves. I can't remember what it's called
Elmo and Mr Hooper together sounds unrealistic, given Clash wouldn’t pick the red monster up until 1984.
However… Elmo was actually around when Hooper was still alive, in fact, Elmo made sporadic street scene appearances during the early 1980s.
While the two never interacted, Elmo in an 1982 episode watered picture plants with Bob, next door to Hooper’s (The wall art facing the yard)
Speaking of Arthur TV, I remember a dream
when was like 5 or 6 that I got sucked into a TV.
I didn’t recover for almost 5 years
Hey Phantom Strider. I'd like your opinion on forgotten shows.
And if you need a start on one that's kinda forgotten is Xialon Showdown. Oddly that seems to be a show that was forgotten a long time ago. I remember it because of my fascination of one of the voice actors Jason Marsden. Also the Voice of Binx from Hocus Pocus and Haku from Spirited Away. And Chase Young from this show which I find funny because the guy is a immortal dragon God that owns large cats. And he voiced a cat that was immortal
Another forgotten show to me is Ooglies. It centres around various household items with googley eyes, and they get up to all sorts of wacky situations, often getting squished or broken. It’s a classic to me
That show isnt forgotten i still love that show
I remember the xialon chronice
@@admiralAlfonso9001 Shhh * Pushes finger at your mouth* we dont speak of that
Okay, There's 2 Things I Love about This:
#1 - How at 28:00, Despite having a Transparent Image of Big Bird (As Seen Later in the Video) he made the CONSCIOUS decision to Use the "Big Bird Busting down a Door" Meme.
#2 - The Fact that at 28:09 It's not even a Picture of the Sesame Street Muppets, It's Just THE Muppets
Personally, I think the teletubbies one doesn't belong here. Sure, it's not that good, but I do think it was pretty well written for what it is. It was much better than the rest of these and actually gets it's point across. it wasn't scary by any means, but it was pretty creative in my eyes.
The barney one sounds like someone tried to make a script for a low budget Jurassic world movie meant for five year olds
‘I’ll never look at -PIECE OF MEDIA- the same ever again. I was in a second hand store and found a vhs that said the name of it. So I bought it for literally no reason. I put it in my DVD player and the intro was weird. I just ignored it. Then the main characters eyes were bleeding. So I threw it in the garbage.’
Remember kids, spellcheck and sites like Grammarly are your friend, they help improve your writing and make sure you don't make as many mistakes like these.
Also I find the funniest thing about all these is how the protags find a perfectly made box and tape or DVD for some lost episode. How? No really for the box to be personalized to the episode that would mean the company made it, and the few that find obvious bootlegs find them at movie rental places? What? first where do you live that you still have movie rental places, I'm still shocked the small town I moved to recently has one. Second no self respecting movie rental store would ever sell or rent out an obvious bootleg or pirated copy written in marker.
Tell me about it. I use Grammarly all the time.
Same, I do a lot of fan writing and a friend recommended Grammarly to me and I can't thank them enough, a small thing I love about it is that you can set your language including different versions of English so I don't have to have it telling flavour is wrong because the states spell it without the u. And the fact it helps even with punctuation is great to stop run on sentences or show where a coma should go. All for free, it's great.
If only anyone actually cared. I'm being serious btw
Imagine a crossover story where Evil Barney meets Happy Appy. That shit would be absolute comedy gold.
I'd love to see them have an argument over who's more edgy and demonic.
Happy Appy?
Barney is a perfect example of the TV station just forgetting to watch their content before airing it.
30:10 "Elmo knows where you live" got me rolling on the floor lmao