Killer Croc: So what are you in for? Thug: Uhhh... umm... drunk driving? Killer Croc: ....... Thug: Umm... what about you? Killer Croc: .... :: Stands up and approaches the thug:: Thug: :: O_O Killer Croc: I. ATE. FOUR. PEOPLE. Thug: I..... Killer Croc: Come to think of it, pretty sure one of them was an alcoholic... Thug: GUAAAAAAAAARD!!!
@@DarkS1ayer100 Killer croc: What are you in for? Thug thinking fast: I gave lizard syphilis to a bunch of guys in the regular prison. (Riddler don't hire no fools)
Well that was because there was a fire at Blackgate Prison. They didn't have anywhere else to take the inmates so they had to put them in the asylum for the time being.
I like the one the thugs tell a joke in Arkham Knight after Batman's identity is revealed. I don't remember exactly how it goes but it's something like that: "How many billionaires does it take to make a super-hero? Three! Two to die and one to become traumatized".
Judging by how the killer gave advice not to engage in activity that could result in homicide with apparent sincerity, I'm going to assume it was involuntary. His delivery was still funny, though
@@diegoxavier9107 Correct. Involuntary manslaughter is when someone unintentionally gets someone killed through reckless and negligent behavior. Voluntary manslaughter, on the other hand, is when you have full intentions on killing someone, but it wasn't premeditated; think "in the heat of the moment" kind of caused death.
@@q-tip4723 It's always interested me that it's not considered murder to intentionally kill someone if it was in the "heat of the moment" - like I get the logic that if it's planned you've considered your actions overtime where in the heat of the moment you might act without truly thinking but it's just interesting to think about
@@q-tip4723 Nope you can't have intent. any intent is murder 2. Manslaughter is when you kill without intent. Like if I get mad and punch you and then you die but I didn't mean to kill you that's manslaughter. But if I get pissed off and pull a weapon and kill you that shows intent, so murder 2. Now if I go back to my car get a weapon and kill you. That's murder 1.
Thug 1: "Wait...what's your eBay username?" Thug 3: "uh, BigBalls713" Thug 1: "It was you I spent $200 on a Gigantamax Charizard for my son and it was fake, I'll kill you!" And that is how Thug 1 spent 12 years in Arkham for drink driving. He gouged a counterfeiter's eye out with a spoon.
"I got scammed with an Ancient Mew by one of youz degenerates. There weren't nuttin' ancient about that Mew! He looked fifty! At best! Lost a holographic Blastoise for that thing..." "Uh, Marv? Can Pokemon even exist in this universe? They're two entirely different IPs." "What are ya? Some kinda wise guy? I ain't got irritable bowel syndrome." "No, Marv. IPs. Not IBS-- sigh... you know what, forget it. I see some shady movement up on that conveniently placed gargoyle in the corner. I hope he wrecks you first..."
Batman: *attacks thug* Thug: “Hey! What’d you do that for? That really hurt my feelings!” Batman: “Aren’t you mad at me?” Thug: “Well, normally I would be, but I’ve been learning to control my anger...”
Thug 1: just don’t drive, you could kill someone. Thug 2: Yeah, whatever. So what are you in for? Thug 1: manslaughter. …………….. Thug 3: I stole a baby. Batman: Okay, I’ve heard enough.
@@tristanrodriguez8254 All those robins who would have become vigilante Either way all Bruce does is give them the training and Is gadgets so that they don't go get themselves kills
My favorite conversion in these games is in the Batgirl DLC when the thugs and the cop are arguing over how “bugs get into the orange glass” and whether or not a kraken is real
Cop: Kraken aren't dinosaurs...you know that right? Thug: yeah we'll see about that. Cop: What do you mean we'll see? We're already living past that time Thug: Shutup!
At this point, I can't blame the Blackgate prisoners to escape on the side mission "Blackgate Prisoners". Imagine you're in the same place with A guy who is half crocodile, a psychotic clown, a big guy with green steroid, a mercenary with one eye, a sniper, a guy who can fly with jetpack, and many more of the villains that Batman has fought. And then you're just a regular guy who got arrested for DUI.
Origins had a lot of good goon dialogue. One of my favorite bits is when you are down to just one goon, usually the unaffiliated ones, he'll say something like "Don't hurt me! I had a troubled childhood!" Had me in stitches the first time I heard it.
One of the funniest thug conversations happens when Batman leaves the Steel Mill after defeating Copperhead and heads to the Royal Hotel, you can eavesdrop on some street thugs who are aware of Batman being poisoned, and are wondering whether he had to go home to deal with the side effects lol Edit: "He's probably on the can somewhere, sweating out Copperhead's poison." "You think he has to take his suit off when he has to go? Or maybe he has a flap that opens, or its got a bathroom built into it!" "Are you seriously thinking about how the Bat goes to the bathroom?"
@@johnbenedictxviii As I recall one of them theorized based on what Batman had been through that there are a group of people who wear the costume instead of just one man during that conversation.
I prefer this one So, Ivy died Yep She joined Batman? Uh huh She was in a plant Seems like it And vines were tearing our tanks Yes And then she absorbed the toxin Looks that way Jesus, man Yep (may not be 100% accurate, but you get the idea)
the US prison system is so backwards, you get added time for the smallest things. Didnt eat your food, get a demerit. Over slept? Demerit. And when a officer issues them, they get a nice juicy pay bonus. And for every 3 of those and you get another year or so added to your time. He probably only had 8 months (assuming he had no licence)
A lot of thug conversations in Arkham games are amazing for obvious reasons so it’s hard to choose a best when everyone of them could be considered the best
You know, we lack details. I knew case of guy who cracked guys skull on wall. Reason: he got raged after walking in on guy raping his underage daughter. I dunno what was sentence but it is possible for him to be jailed for manslaughter
@@Batcena technically he crossed boundries of self defense but I doubt he could think clearly so verdict stays same. He should be found not guilty. I'm not sure how this case ended, but similar one was like that.
There’s another great line of dialogue where in Arkham Knight, when you use your Detective Vision and stand behind an enemy that tracks you when you use it, they’ll be in disbelief or in shock when they find out Batman is standing behind them
I imagine canonically, the goon goes " he's... right behind me? " to which batman goes " I Think so, bob. " Batman does not know the goon's name, but after that, the goon would rather change his name to bob then try to correct Batman.
Just so you guys know, manslaughter is ACCIDENTALLY killing someone, as in you DIDN'T mean to. Murder is a fully intentional killing. While similar, they are NOT the same thing. Just thought I'd clear that up for some people.
@@ErikWarhammer Assuming the charge WASN'T due to a stupid state reason, my mom had a friend who got slapped with a manslaughter charge after killing someone who climbed into the back of his truck after crashing while drunk, and what's even more stupid was the person he accidentally killed was suffering from a disease in his brain, heck his family wanted the charges dropped as they knew full well that it was an accident hell he didn't even KNOW he was in the truck bed at the time of the accident happened and saw it as a sign of mercy because the guy was slowly dying because of that disease, the state didn't care though about the story, so he got sentenced to jail for seven years the minimum length for Manslaughter but got released half way through for good behavior.
I love the thugs in Arkham Origins. I love their banter and I love how when you're about to take out the last thug in a combat encounter, they always have one final line, before being knocked out. I kind of wish that Rocksteady brought that back for Arkham Knight. It would have been funny to hear the militia trying to bargain with or to hear them beg for mercy from Batman before being taken out, after all the supercilious banter they spew throughout.
The thug conventions are entertaining to listen to I Remember in Arkham City they kidnapped Norah freeze and instead of Guarding Her they Started playing Rock Paper Scissors with each other
@@callumcasey9156 Umm no it wasn't? Arleen Sorkin voices her in Arkham Asylum. Then she retired the voice and then Tara Strong took up the role for City and Knight
My favorite was back in Arkham City where those joker goons were talking about how the Joker was actually dying and remembered when he turned into a monster. I just liked how causal and chill they all sounded.
I remember playing this when I was 14 , back then , and after I heard man slaughter my thoughts of silence were as exact as all the thugs in the room lol
@@fictiontheorizer1991 first guy did, second guy sounds like he is, considering he advised the other person not to DUI cos it might kill someone due to carelessness. Manslaughter is unintentional killing or extremely carelessness that caused death. Basically he is asking the first dude not to also cause something similar.
I remember in Knight there's a convo of two guys where one's like "Hey... Batman has all this high tech stuff, Y'know who could afford that? Bruce Wayne!" "You think Bruce Wayne is Batman? You're an idiot!"
Manslaughter is accidental death or extremely carelessness leading to death. I can totally see someone who fell into it advising others not to do his error. I can totally see people being regretful at accidentally causing death Instead it would be ironic and funny if he was a convicted murderer (intentional killer) who was advising someone to be careful as to *not* cause an accidental killing, as he has done worse.
Well, maybe he killed people on purpose, but dosent approve of accidental killing? Sort of like a hired killer might not approve of simply killing people for funzies.
Manslaughter is involuntary killing. Killing someone on purpose is murder. The joke hear is the irony in the fact that a guy who sits in the can for manslaughter doesn't approve of killing someone in a DIU accident, which is also manslaughter
@@johnwick-dz7qo He might just be giving good advice based on his own experience. Manslaughter implies that it wasn't intentional+he went to prison for a long time so it would make sense that he would caution others not to do stupid things and ruin their lives even further.
@@johnwick-dz7qo I mean manslaughter can and usually is involuntary so it makes perfect sense that the dude is worried cos he personally screwed up himself. The joke works better if he was in for murder
Reminds me of 'Meet the Sniper.' "I'm not a crazed gunman, I'm an assassin! ... The difference is one's a profession and the other is a mental illness! ... Dad, dad, oh just put mum on the phone."
Not actually funny, though. If you did time for killing someone, wouldn't you spend the whole time thinking that killing that person was the worst mistake of your life?
@Lethargy514 There's no irony in this situation. Manslaughter is not murder. Imagine acting tough and edgy when you don't even understand basic English. It's not even my native language and yet I know the difference. You should be ashamed.
My favorite is still the one in Arkham City where the cannibalistic serial killer thug is judging another thug as a sick freak for being a sexual predator.
Well... There's one prisoner whose morals actually ROSE during his time in the slammer. What a champ. No wonder Batman was hesitant to jump the guy. He's spittin straight facts.
@@arcadiaberger9204 Yeah it's almost as if the sentences are usually heavy enough to keep them from ever having the chance to do it again. Cute if you want to think it's because a grand number of people that commit homicide go through some spiritual awakening and repentance. That's just precious. With that said, homicide is a shoddy term you're using there when the person in question was arrested for manslaughter, which is a very specific form of homicide that has its own can of worms.
@@Lethargy514 I used "homicide" because it is the all-encompassing term which covers all forms of taking another person's life. And homicide (repeat, *_homicide)_* is the crime which has the lowest rate of recidivism. When a person takes the life of another person, they are less likely to ever kill another person, than a person who steals something is to steal something again, or than a person who drives drunk is to drive drunk again. I am imputing *_nothing_* to why or how it happens, I am merely stating a fact, which you seem to be having a hard time with. I find your reaction to this fact interesting. Quite interesting, actually.
I wish more games had stuff like that, must be pretty expensive to pay voice actors to act all this stuff out but man it's so good, only franchise that does it well is dishonored but even in those games it's not as frequent
I always love how every once in awhile you overhear a thug that actually seems.like they might not alll be awful people. Or at the very least do have some lines they'd rather not cross.
RIP Kevin Conroy
bruhhh this the way I find out, shit crazy. Rip
Just find out now man 😭the perfect VA for Batman and Bruce Wayne. He wasn’t only a legend but also a good man
@@ju5219 I found out from the small news article before everyone started posting. It hits too, a lot of us grew up in the 90s watching BTAS.
RIP Batman
He's not even in this game
Imagine sharing a prison with a cannibalistic, half crocodile serial killer for drink driving
Killer Croc: So what are you in for?
Thug: Uhhh... umm... drunk driving?
Killer Croc: .......
Thug: Umm... what about you?
Killer Croc: .... :: Stands up and approaches the thug::
Thug: :: O_O
Killer Croc: I. ATE. FOUR. PEOPLE.
Thug: I.....
Killer Croc: Come to think of it, pretty sure one of them was an alcoholic...
Thug: GUAAAAAAAAARD!!!
@@DarkS1ayer100 Killer croc: What are you in for? Thug thinking fast: I gave lizard syphilis to a bunch of guys in the regular prison. (Riddler don't hire no fools)
Shows u how fucked Gotham is, that city literally makes it’s villains.
Well that was because there was a fire at Blackgate Prison. They didn't have anywhere else to take the inmates so they had to put them in the asylum for the time being.
@@prisoner__24601 but this is in Arkham origins, the blackgate fire didn’t happen yet
Love how everyone was quiet after he said man slaughter
Thugs: 👀
Same
🙃
Aight leave him alone y’all
really goes to show that their all really chill with each other (except for the manslaughter guy)
I like the one the thugs tell a joke in Arkham Knight after Batman's identity is revealed. I don't remember exactly how it goes but it's something like that: "How many billionaires does it take to make a super-hero? Three! Two to die and one to become traumatized".
How many billionaires does it take to make a superhero? Three. Two to die and one to never get over it.
That's hilarious.
@@jmhaces Indeed, when I first heard this joke it caught me off guard, not something I expected to hear haha
@@jmhaces the fact that you put a period after hilarious makes it sound like sarcasm or you actually didn’t find it hilarious lol
Joker in hell: 😢, I raised that boy.
Judging by how the killer gave advice not to engage in activity that could result in homicide with apparent sincerity, I'm going to assume it was involuntary. His delivery was still funny, though
I mean manslaughter is accidentally killing someone I think
@@krustylesponge6250 There are different kinds, but more or less
@@diegoxavier9107
Correct. Involuntary manslaughter is when someone unintentionally gets someone killed through reckless and negligent behavior. Voluntary manslaughter, on the other hand, is when you have full intentions on killing someone, but it wasn't premeditated; think "in the heat of the moment" kind of caused death.
@@q-tip4723 It's always interested me that it's not considered murder to intentionally kill someone if it was in the "heat of the moment" - like I get the logic that if it's planned you've considered your actions overtime where in the heat of the moment you might act without truly thinking but it's just interesting to think about
@@q-tip4723 Nope you can't have intent. any intent is murder 2. Manslaughter is when you kill without intent. Like if I get mad and punch you and then you die but I didn't mean to kill you that's manslaughter. But if I get pissed off and pull a weapon and kill you that shows intent, so murder 2. Now if I go back to my car get a weapon and kill you. That's murder 1.
Either he doesn't want his friend to go Down for killing someone or he doesn't want anyone to be killed because he was rehabilitated.
Perhaps both?
or he doesnt want to lose a kill
The only people left are other thugs, so they don't want any "brothers" killed
To be honest, someone convicted of manslaughter who is remorseful might have the same concern he did.
@@AshTheRatKing ......um why would someone who was convicted of manslaughter be worried about that? If it was murder it would be a different story.
Thug 1: What are you in for?
Thug 3: Selling counterfeit Pokemon cards.
Thug 1: Man, get away from me. I can't be around no bad influences.
Thug 1: "Wait...what's your eBay username?"
Thug 3: "uh, BigBalls713"
Thug 1: "It was you I spent $200 on a Gigantamax Charizard for my son and it was fake, I'll kill you!"
And that is how Thug 1 spent 12 years in Arkham for drink driving. He gouged a counterfeiter's eye out with a spoon.
"I got scammed with an Ancient Mew by one of youz degenerates. There weren't nuttin' ancient about that Mew! He looked fifty! At best! Lost a holographic Blastoise for that thing..."
"Uh, Marv? Can Pokemon even exist in this universe? They're two entirely different IPs."
"What are ya? Some kinda wise guy? I ain't got irritable bowel syndrome."
"No, Marv. IPs. Not IBS-- sigh... you know what, forget it. I see some shady movement up on that conveniently placed gargoyle in the corner. I hope he wrecks you first..."
might wanna stay away from joker, assuming you have a lopunny with you
Where... where is thug 2?
@@crimson5pider Infirmary. Full body traction.
Batman: *attacks thug*
Thug: “Hey! What’d you do that for? That really hurt my feelings!”
Batman: “Aren’t you mad at me?”
Thug: “Well, normally I would be, but I’ve been learning to control my anger...”
I understood that reference 😂😂😂😂😂😂
Avatar!! You're a legend for this
I see we're in good company in this comment section 🤣
"Hey!
Riot!"
@@allatureForget controlling my anger! Let’s riot!
The way he just nonchalantly says "Manslaughter" like it's just a usual Tuesday hits weird 🤣
For Gotham it probably was.
Thug 1: just don’t drive, you could kill someone.
Thug 2: Yeah, whatever. So what are you in for?
Thug 1: manslaughter.
……………..
Thug 3: I stole a baby.
Batman: Okay, I’ve heard enough.
i too, stole a baby
Thug 3 was trying to be like Batman
@@godsavethequeen4675 HA bro all those robins
@@tristanrodriguez8254 All those robins who would have become vigilante Either way all Bruce does is give them the training and Is gadgets so that they don't go get themselves kills
@@plantainsame2049 yeah true
My favorite conversion in these games is in the Batgirl DLC when the thugs and the cop are arguing over how “bugs get into the orange glass” and whether or not a kraken is real
Cop: Kraken aren't dinosaurs...you know that right?
Thug: yeah we'll see about that.
Cop: What do you mean we'll see? We're already living past that time
Thug: Shutup!
LMAO
Orange glass?
Either that or the joker thugs in city talking about how Harley was a dude
@@kevinbarber2795 amber
At this point, I can't blame the Blackgate prisoners to escape on the side mission "Blackgate Prisoners".
Imagine you're in the same place with A guy who is half crocodile, a psychotic clown, a big guy with green steroid, a mercenary with one eye, a sniper, a guy who can fly with jetpack, and many more of the villains that Batman has fought. And then you're just a regular guy who got arrested for DUI.
That's why Arkham was reopened, so the normal criminals can have a prison without sharing it with super criminals.
Who flies with a propeller?
@@ProfChaos1985 Penguin.
@@ProfChaos1985 I was referring to Firefly, but I said it wrong, he has jetpack.
@@margarethmichelina5146 I thought that's who you meant
Origins had a lot of good goon dialogue. One of my favorite bits is when you are down to just one goon, usually the unaffiliated ones, he'll say something like "Don't hurt me! I had a troubled childhood!" Had me in stitches the first time I heard it.
yeah, I remember that one lol.
My favorite is “Come on man, it’s Christmas!” Lol
One of the funniest thug conversations happens when Batman leaves the Steel Mill after defeating Copperhead and heads to the Royal Hotel, you can eavesdrop on some street thugs who are aware of Batman being poisoned, and are wondering whether he had to go home to deal with the side effects lol
Edit: "He's probably on the can somewhere, sweating out Copperhead's poison."
"You think he has to take his suit off when he has to go? Or maybe he has a flap that opens, or its got a bathroom built into it!"
"Are you seriously thinking about how the Bat goes to the bathroom?"
@@johnbenedictxviii As I recall one of them theorized based on what Batman had been through that there are a group of people who wear the costume instead of just one man during that conversation.
And the best Militia conversation is the one with the watchtowers, in which theres a gate, and they talk to batman
You don't GOAD the Batman!
I prefer this one
So, Ivy died
Yep
She joined Batman?
Uh huh
She was in a plant
Seems like it
And vines were tearing our tanks
Yes
And then she absorbed the toxin
Looks that way
Jesus, man
Yep
(may not be 100% accurate, but you get the idea)
@@crangejo I understood that reference
It would've been funny if batman actually responded
@@Leon_the_wildcat it makes perfect sense, it's just an insane series of events. There's a difference.
12 years for drinking and driving? Seems legit!
the US prison system is so backwards, you get added time for the smallest things. Didnt eat your food, get a demerit. Over slept? Demerit. And when a officer issues them, they get a nice juicy pay bonus. And for every 3 of those and you get another year or so added to your time. He probably only had 8 months (assuming he had no licence)
@@AzguardMike sounds like like the chinese justice system tbh
@@AzguardMike Bruh the laws in canada are ass backwards
@@AzguardMike officers aren't paid based on the # of citations or shit they give out
@@Blundabus1337 China is communist they kill you if you do something wrong.
A lot of thug conversations in Arkham games are amazing for obvious reasons so it’s hard to choose a best when everyone of them could be considered the best
I still think Arkham Knight had some of the best ones after Batman's identity got revealed.
That manslaughter one was perfect timing I swear. The casual confidence made me spit out my drink.
He wasn't like no damn casual.
He did his manslaughter by drinking while sober.
Love how this series low key remind people not to drink and drive, and it’s coming from a criminal of all people.
I sincerely hope it wasn’t vehicular manslaughter
while under the influence
It probably was, which I suspect is why he brings it up.
Well if it is, it means he probably learned his lesson at least.
My favourite convo is where they're imitating joker and harley. "OH MISTA J! PLEASE HURT ME SOME MORRRREEE"
Me: “that’s nice some thugs do care about civilian in Gotham :)”
Me after: “oh…”
You know, we lack details. I knew case of guy who cracked guys skull on wall. Reason: he got raged after walking in on guy raping his underage daughter. I dunno what was sentence but it is possible for him to be jailed for manslaughter
@@Petaurista13 He was defending his underage daughter...Man shouldn't get time
@@Batcena technically he crossed boundries of self defense but I doubt he could think clearly so verdict stays same. He should be found not guilty. I'm not sure how this case ended, but similar one was like that.
manslaughter can mean accidental killing too. Different from murder, but it can mean murder
"Look man if you're going to kill someone it needs to be voluntarily and never under the influence or intoxicated"
Priorities!
Manslaughter means it was involuntarily.
Manslaughter is accidental. That dude might actually not want anyone dead
There’s another great line of dialogue where in Arkham Knight, when you use your Detective Vision and stand behind an enemy that tracks you when you use it, they’ll be in disbelief or in shock when they find out Batman is standing behind them
I imagine canonically, the goon goes " he's... right behind me? "
to which batman goes " I Think so, bob. "
Batman does not know the goon's name, but after that, the goon would rather change his name to bob then try to correct Batman.
The best conversation is when the thug says I SAW BATMAN DRIVE TO A WALL LIKE IT WAESNT EVEN THERE
“Yeah don’t drive, you could kill someone.” I guess he’s speaking from experience
He didn't even hesitate at the end 💀
Just so you guys know, manslaughter is ACCIDENTALLY killing someone, as in you DIDN'T mean to. Murder is a fully intentional killing. While similar, they are NOT the same thing.
Just thought I'd clear that up for some people.
It can also mean killing while heavily under the influence of drugs/alcohol depending on what country you live in.
So we can charge Biden with manslaughter.
@@SirStanleytheStumbler Would explain why he was warning his friend.
English is a really weird language. Manslaughter sounds like brutally murdering someone
@@ErikWarhammer Assuming the charge WASN'T due to a stupid state reason, my mom had a friend who got slapped with a manslaughter charge after killing someone who climbed into the back of his truck after crashing while drunk, and what's even more stupid was the person he accidentally killed was suffering from a disease in his brain, heck his family wanted the charges dropped as they knew full well that it was an accident hell he didn't even KNOW he was in the truck bed at the time of the accident happened and saw it as a sign of mercy because the guy was slowly dying because of that disease, the state didn't care though about the story, so he got sentenced to jail for seven years the minimum length for Manslaughter but got released half way through for good behavior.
I love the thugs in Arkham Origins. I love their banter and I love how when you're about to take out the last thug in a combat encounter, they always have one final line, before being knocked out. I kind of wish that Rocksteady brought that back for Arkham Knight. It would have been funny to hear the militia trying to bargain with or to hear them beg for mercy from Batman before being taken out, after all the supercilious banter they spew throughout.
I think they had that in Asylum as well..? I don't remember that in City tho.
The thug conventions are entertaining to listen to I Remember in Arkham City they kidnapped Norah freeze and instead of Guarding Her they Started playing Rock Paper Scissors with each other
Nah.
The best one is
"so, you think the rumor's are true?"
"What? That Harley used to be a dude?"
🤣🤣🤣
I think that's a joke about the fact that Harley's mocap actor in Asylum was done by a dude.
@@callumcasey9156 Umm no it wasn't?
Arleen Sorkin voices her in Arkham Asylum.
Then she retired the voice and then Tara Strong took up the role for City and Knight
He said mocap actor , not voice actor.
@@ceoofbased6850 honestly, I had never heard that abbreviation until tonight
Best line is “who rearranged ya face” when someone gets knocked out
My favorite was back in Arkham City where those joker goons were talking about how the Joker was actually dying and remembered when he turned into a monster. I just liked how causal and chill they all sounded.
called the punchline a mile ago, still laughed out loud
He delivered “manslaughter” so casually tho
Dude don't drink and drive, you could kill someone.
Well, what are you in for?
Manslaughter. 😂😂
My god that final line!🤣🤣🤣
It’s the FREAKIN bat
It's. Da. Frekin. Baaat.
By far the best thug conversation was in Arkham city where joker thugs impersonated Harley and Joker. Absolute gold.
I remember playing this when I was 14 , back then , and after I heard man slaughter my thoughts of silence were as exact as all the thugs in the room lol
Even though Kevin Conroy wasn’t in this game, he was still the best Batman out there. RIP Mr. Conroy
I honestly agree with you lol
Manslaughter.
*Silence here*
I mean clearly the guy learned his lesson and is trying to make sure the other guy doesn't commit vehicular manslaughter
Batman after hearing this conversation:
Well... at least their trying?... Ah screw it, ima break their bodies now.
I mean, the guy did say he wasn't reformed so...
@@fictiontheorizer1991 first guy did, second guy sounds like he is, considering he advised the other person not to DUI cos it might kill someone due to carelessness.
Manslaughter is unintentional killing or extremely carelessness that caused death. Basically he is asking the first dude not to also cause something similar.
My favourite guard line is when the thug grumbles about Joker.
"Yeah yeah, we get it, guard Medical. Man, he goes on sometimes..."
the casualness of how he says "Manslaughter" after the other guy's story, really nails the comedy of the deafening silence that follows
Drinking and driving can cause serious butterfly effects in Gotham.
I'm sure the Gotham PD understood that.
Finally! Been looking someone to upload this bit, but every single walkthrough just beats up the thugs immediately.
Batman Arkham Videos didn't skip it.
I remember in Knight there's a convo of two guys where one's like
"Hey... Batman has all this high tech stuff, Y'know who could afford that? Bruce Wayne!"
"You think Bruce Wayne is Batman? You're an idiot!"
Imagine getting sent to Arkham for drinking and driving
The irony made me laugh. A criminal who was arrested for manslaughter telling another criminal not to kill anyone.
I’d like to think there’s a slight hint of regret in that warning.
Manslaughter is accidental death or extremely carelessness leading to death. I can totally see someone who fell into it advising others not to do his error. I can totally see people being regretful at accidentally causing death
Instead it would be ironic and funny if he was a convicted murderer (intentional killer) who was advising someone to be careful as to *not* cause an accidental killing, as he has done worse.
Why exactly is it funny?
People can change, you know.
Homicide is the crime with the LOWEST rate of recidivism.
@@aviniciussouza100 It's funny because it is ironic.
Do I need to explain why irony is funny too?
12 years for drunk driving 🤣🤣 bro really said ....... man slaughter💀💀💀
The irony of this is not lost on me.
The thugs really did have the best lines in the Batman games 😂 “it’s the freaking bat!”
"Always mind your surroundings"
- The Liam of Neesons.
It’s all fun and dreams until your cell mate mentions his manslaughter charge.
Well, maybe he killed people on purpose, but dosent approve of accidental killing? Sort of like a hired killer might not approve of simply killing people for funzies.
Yeah. For some it's difference between killing corrupt officer/judge/somebody or killing for vengeance and just hitting mother with kid with car.
Manslaughter is involuntary killing. Killing someone on purpose is murder. The joke hear is the irony in the fact that a guy who sits in the can for manslaughter doesn't approve of killing someone in a DIU accident, which is also manslaughter
@@johnwick-dz7qo He might just be giving good advice based on his own experience. Manslaughter implies that it wasn't intentional+he went to prison for a long time so it would make sense that he would caution others not to do stupid things and ruin their lives even further.
@@johnwick-dz7qo I mean manslaughter can and usually is involuntary so it makes perfect sense that the dude is worried cos he personally screwed up himself.
The joke works better if he was in for murder
Reminds me of 'Meet the Sniper.'
"I'm not a crazed gunman, I'm an assassin! ... The difference is one's a profession and the other is a mental illness! ... Dad, dad, oh just put mum on the phone."
"It's the BAT"
I laughed harder than what I thought
My favorite lines are from Arkham city when the thugs Hit on Harley and everyone just bashes them
“Manslaughter” mouth literally dropped at the end of the video 😂
"you could kill someone"
"wat are you in for"
"manslaughter"
i bursted out laughing lmao
Not actually funny, though.
If you did time for killing someone, wouldn't you spend the whole time thinking that killing that person was the worst mistake of your life?
@@arcadiaberger9204 depends on the person, a lot of the people that get trials for murder regret being caught not that they actually killed someone
@@cykablyat3680 I'm stating a fact: homicide is the crime which has the lowest rate of recidivism.
@@arcadiaberger9204 Jesus Christ, it's a videogame with a joke that uses irony as a punchline. Learn to live.
@Lethargy514 There's no irony in this situation. Manslaughter is not murder. Imagine acting tough and edgy when you don't even understand basic English. It's not even my native language and yet I know the difference. You should be ashamed.
Man i LOVED this game, it was really enjoyable
Convince me otherwise, go ahead
I say you did not love this game.
@@enderduck4253 I concur
No you didn't
You're a liar and a cheat. Nobody enjoyed this game, nobody ever. I've just played it four times through because I hate it so much
Man I don't think you enjoyed this game
This is the epitime of the "what are you in for?" meme
I love how thugs have lives and stuff and aren’t just like ha Batman is dumb
My favorite is still the one in Arkham City where the cannibalistic serial killer thug is judging another thug as a sick freak for being a sexual predator.
I think a man that killed someone has more truth in his words when he advices you to not kill
*insert mr incredible uncanny face*
Imagine getting every bone In you body broken by Batman for drink driving
The goon conversations made the Arkham games. They just add so much life to them.
That awkward silence at the end…. Bro was like 👁 👄 👁 “…… 🏃♂️ 💨
Well... There's one prisoner whose morals actually ROSE during his time in the slammer.
What a champ. No wonder Batman was hesitant to jump the guy. He's spittin straight facts.
Homicide is, in fact, the crime with the lowest rate of recidivism.
@@arcadiaberger9204 Yeah it's almost as if the sentences are usually heavy enough to keep them from ever having the chance to do it again. Cute if you want to think it's because a grand number of people that commit homicide go through some spiritual awakening and repentance. That's just precious.
With that said, homicide is a shoddy term you're using there when the person in question was arrested for manslaughter, which is a very specific form of homicide that has its own can of worms.
@@Lethargy514 I used "homicide" because it is the all-encompassing term which covers all forms of taking another person's life.
And homicide (repeat, *_homicide)_* is the crime which has the lowest rate of recidivism.
When a person takes the life of another person, they are less likely to ever kill another person, than a person who steals something is to steal something again, or than a person who drives drunk is to drive drunk again.
I am imputing *_nothing_* to why or how it happens, I am merely stating a fact, which you seem to be having a hard time with. I find your reaction to this fact interesting. Quite interesting, actually.
Why the ghetto talk? You're white
This isn't what I came here for
But it's what I needed to stumble across 😂💯
"What are you in for?"
"Stealing a baby"
"Why?"
"I was hungry..."
Thugs:👀
Batman:👀
What, was the third one Croc?
The Forest plot be like 😅
Good ol' Tarrare
@@Dr170 Went and took it darker, didn't you...?
I thought that second guy was gonna say he was in for loitering
Thug: you could kill someone!
also thug: manslaughter.
Drinking and driving
Crock: I may be a monster but even I have morals
Well...at least you can't accuse him of being a bad friend...unless he killed his friend.
I swear, there is something in Gothams air 🤣 It’s the Florida of the DC universe
"what you in for anyway?"
"Man slaughter🗿"
I wish more games had stuff like that, must be pretty expensive to pay voice actors to act all this stuff out but man it's so good, only franchise that does it well is dishonored but even in those games it's not as frequent
the only other games that had interesting dialogue and imteractions between goons were Max Payne 1 and 2
I always love how every once in awhile you overhear a thug that actually seems.like they might not alll be awful people. Or at the very least do have some lines they'd rather not cross.
A DUI is worthy of a thorough pummeling from the Dark Knight.
Lmao “man slaughter” after telling him someone could die
I hope the Max Payne remake has great dialog for it's thugs
"Remember, don't drink and drive, it can kill someone." - says the murderer.
Then they shit their pants when they hear Batman chuckle behind them
He went to ARKHAM ASYLUM for a DUI??? 😂
Play the game. This is AT BLACKGATE PRISON. Arkham Asylum wasn't operational during the Prequel.
@@SuspiraVictim1 oh yeah lol
The one in for manslaughter says don’t kill anyone haha
One of those guys does have a point though. Drinking and driving at the same time, BAD IDEA.
He didn't even hesitate💀😭
The guy who commuted manslaughter is telling the guy who drunk and drove to not drink and drive
I like these parts of games when
the henchmen or thugs just start a conversation.
they do it in metal gear games as
well.
“No One Lives Forever” also has great dialogue between thugs.
Lmao he says it so casually
Okay, the title is 100% correct
I ain't rehabilitated😂
I'd like to imagine Batman only beats the manslaughter thug and tells the drunk driving thug to stay sober
12 years seems like an exaggerated sentence for drunk driving
"Don't do that, you might kill someone."
"Yeah. What were you in for?"
"Killing someone."
I love the conversations in these games