The Drinker Fixes... Finn

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  • @TheCriticalDrinker
    @TheCriticalDrinker  4 ปีที่แล้ว +727

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    • @carmens1029
      @carmens1029 4 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Would you review some anime? My favorite anime movies are Sword of the Stranger and The Boy and the beast.

    • @CurtisDofMontana
      @CurtisDofMontana 4 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Hi just read the sad News that Sean Connery passed away 😢 today GOD'S SPEED 007 And RIP.

    • @CurtisDofMontana
      @CurtisDofMontana 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Hi Drinker did you hear the news about Sean Connery? He passed away.

    • @piercelaw7165
      @piercelaw7165 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Maybe you could do some biopics like Rocketman the Elton John one, love the video and I have read your first book and loved it, just a suggestion

    • @hmvd22
      @hmvd22 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Amazing job again! It’s so entertaining to see Rian Johnson’s stupidity exposed throughout the video.

  • @Maxxis751
    @Maxxis751 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5186

    Imagine being Disney and seeing a Scottish man half pissed on glenfiddich coming up with a better movie than the director who got paid millions.

    • @dinosaurspy7096
      @dinosaurspy7096 4 ปีที่แล้ว +207

      Imagine?! I saw it. Twice!!!

    • @marcane6122
      @marcane6122 4 ปีที่แล้ว +184

      Disney is a soulless corporation. They didn't bat an eyelash at what John Bodega said. And could give a fuck about a youtuber.

    • @OrDuneStudios
      @OrDuneStudios 4 ปีที่แล้ว +47

      Only half pissed. Revoke his future independant scotish citizenship

    • @liwendiamond9223
      @liwendiamond9223 4 ปีที่แล้ว +76

      Pretty sure they botched the sequel trilogy on purpose at this point. It's part of the plan to destroy Western Culture. Disney are shills of the Globalist Tyrants - Alex Jones, probably :D.

    • @a_lucientes
      @a_lucientes 4 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Exactly this. Only Im sure theyre not nearly objective and self-deferential enough to make proper use of his cogent insights and analyses. What a waste.

  • @ryang8040
    @ryang8040 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3949

    Imagine if Finn was actually a badass soldier. Who became disillusioned with all the killing.

    • @Infamous1892
      @Infamous1892 4 ปีที่แล้ว +380

      That's like asking us to Imagine JJ Abrams actually coming up with an original story.

    • @ericaugust1501
      @ericaugust1501 4 ปีที่แล้ว +215

      given how dumb and childish the characters were scripted, i can't help but think Disney had strict rules to be "as childish as possible" because its a 'kids cartoon essentially' to them. So from that perspective all the characters are perfect. otherwise we are forced to consider that actual adult professional writers came up with this character development and plotting.... which is impossible.

    • @INWMI
      @INWMI 4 ปีที่แล้ว +47

      yeah man, or something like a indoctrinated training that triggers when hes on danger, anything. the movie was a fucking joke to the fans

    • @sexyt-rexy9205
      @sexyt-rexy9205 4 ปีที่แล้ว +107

      He could have also been used to humanize the soldiers of the first order. Preventing Rey and the rebels for killing unnecessarily. Could have been a scene where he begs them not to kill a group of soldiers fleeing or some shit, they ignore him, and it sets him up for a dark side path where he fights against Rey and Kylo (or some shit like that. Maybe he rejoins Kylo under the promise that the first order would change to be a better galactic republic). He is torn between his past of being a trooper and his past of being a rebel and has to decide, does he save Rey or Kylo at the very end of the film.

    • @firekind1980
      @firekind1980 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@Infamous1892 Lost

  • @Poopookachew1
    @Poopookachew1 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1295

    "...The half assed anti-capitalism message, from a company that makes literally billions of dollars a year."
    Alot of that going around lately.
    Fubar.

    • @Poopookachew1
      @Poopookachew1 4 ปีที่แล้ว +57

      ...And holy shit, you nailed it dead on with the Lethal Weapon "two characters with conflicting personalities / qualities playing off eachother." If you're a drunk and can grok this aspect of story structure, the writers and execs must be tripping balls on adrenochrome and Draino to be missing it that badly.

    • @joshuapowell6822
      @joshuapowell6822 4 ปีที่แล้ว +32

      Subi_fan It’s never about reality with these big corporations, just appearances. Wouldn’t be surprised if they did it with their financial records too.

    • @residentelect
      @residentelect 4 ปีที่แล้ว +34

      @@joshuapowell6822
      Nailed it Josh.
      By "financially supporting" whatever cause, charity, or protest movement which is contemporary and popular (especially on social media) they recieve reimbursements and lower corporate taxes.
      When a company advertises that "by buying our product you are helping to support _Enter_ _Virtue_ _Signalling_ _Cause_ as we promise to donate etc etc etc..." that donation plus interest is claimed back from the government.
      NGO's like the ones who "rescue" illegal immigrants from sinking rubber dingies in the Med play this tax fiddle all the time.

    • @monauralsnail0669
      @monauralsnail0669 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      I like the boys but it did the exact same thing

    • @solidbeard8324
      @solidbeard8324 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      @@Poopookachew1 Funny, I had similar character dynamic with mine SW Fanfic series.

  • @kylereece5511
    @kylereece5511 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1219

    Rose saying “we fight by saving what we love” while the Resistance base is exploding in the background is peak comedy.

    • @courtneypaquette3475
      @courtneypaquette3475 2 ปีที่แล้ว +84

      Seriously. I don't think I was supposed to snort so fucking loud in the theater when that happened, but I nearly choked on my beer and couldn't stop laughing. What a absolute joke...

    • @jhinabloomingflower807
      @jhinabloomingflower807 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@courtneypaquette3475 who drinks beer watching a movie or being on the cinema? 😂😂😂😂

    • @courtneypaquette3475
      @courtneypaquette3475 2 ปีที่แล้ว +54

      @Margarine Snatcher you don't have pub theaters? You're missing out man... $5 pitchers of beer, nachos and comfy reclining chairs. Literally the only reason I watch anything in theaters.

    • @courtneypaquette3475
      @courtneypaquette3475 2 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      @@jhinabloomingflower807 I do! What other reason would I go anywhere to watch something? Lol

    • @jhinabloomingflower807
      @jhinabloomingflower807 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@courtneypaquette3475 beer motivates you to drink it on a theater? Hahaha that must be quite the experience,I would love to drink beer with you among people who like their fizzy drinks 😁😂 hahaha awesome

  • @Rogue9
    @Rogue9 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2073

    As a wise man once said: “There are two types of people. Those who like the new Star Wars movies and those who like good films.”
    I’m guessing the 56 dislikers are part of the first group.

    • @paulstella8443
      @paulstella8443 4 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      You sound like you could be my best friend

    • @tiernfitzpatrick9330
      @tiernfitzpatrick9330 4 ปีที่แล้ว +31

      Rogue u were always pretty much my favourite r6 content creator and now my respect for u has doubled. Legend

    • @theodorebrook-ashmore8174
      @theodorebrook-ashmore8174 4 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      wow, one of my favourite you tubers commenting on another one's video with nothing in common. Cool!

    • @bjoernhart80
      @bjoernhart80 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      One of your Dislikes is Ryan Johnson :-)

    • @captainrednek9301
      @captainrednek9301 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      I liked TFA, TROS and Solo. TLJ is garbage, it’s the only Star Wars movie I don’t own.

  • @Malignant88
    @Malignant88 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1527

    That kiss with Rose Tiko still makes me cringe so hard.

    • @caseytatum5837
      @caseytatum5837 4 ปีที่แล้ว +63

      Also imagine if it was the other way around or if he kissed rey,holy shit the backlash they wouldve gotten from the fake fans

    • @tsopmocful1958
      @tsopmocful1958 4 ปีที่แล้ว +60

      I saw no consent forms exchanged.

    • @madams3110
      @madams3110 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Worse than the Reylo kiss?

    • @Malignant88
      @Malignant88 4 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      @@madams3110 that's a good question. The Reylo kiss you could see coming, so I'd say yes.

    • @OpeSnaps
      @OpeSnaps 4 ปีที่แล้ว +35

      But it was..."KISS FROM A ROSE on the grey"....Seal...batman soundtrack...I'm out...

  • @pivotkid85
    @pivotkid85 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2445

    This is actually brilliant

    • @buffstuffington882
      @buffstuffington882 4 ปีที่แล้ว +71

      Drinker > hollywood writers everytime

    • @gregsmith7949
      @gregsmith7949 4 ปีที่แล้ว +32

      YES! If only the Drinker had written this movie the franchise would be in better shape.

    • @TheEducator89
      @TheEducator89 4 ปีที่แล้ว +35

      Well, working within the shitty boundaries of the rest of the film it's very good. This plus how he fixed Rey and Luke is how I will remember the film and I'll make up my own episode IX

    • @BenjoC8632
      @BenjoC8632 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Yeah that really was a MUCH better story arch for Finn than what that RoundHeaded moron put out

    • @NewNormalWorldOrder
      @NewNormalWorldOrder 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      How “brilliant” is it if this guy doesn’t even realize the ultra important fact that those last 3 major Star Wars movies _were made bad on purpose?_
      That those characters who were made bad or destroyed by the movies writers/producers, for example, were made bad or destroyed ON PURPOSE?

  • @CrownMe13
    @CrownMe13 2 ปีที่แล้ว +647

    Finn could’ve single handedly made this series so unique being that he was a defected stormtrooper but they literally had no idea what to do with him smh

    • @Undomaranel
      @Undomaranel 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      They started off well... but then China and their cultural hatred of dark skin... seriously, it's all racism and it's because Disney wants China's money but China sees skin color as a literal (not figurative, but literal) sign of favor. The purest are light skinned, hence women's make up and skin lightening treatments. The darker skinned someone is, the less worth they have in the culture, justifying the disdain nobility share to farmers and folk who work under the sun. Then there are different races beyond the Han Chinese. Is it any wonder they have put up with Western Europeans for so long as they have, what with the fairest skin of all, while simultaneously seething against anyone from Africa? Finn never stood a chance, not once Disney decided they shouldn't anger China by making someone with dark skin a Jedi...

    • @cjwalker1593
      @cjwalker1593 ปีที่แล้ว +37

      He was even shown to be force sensitive in ep7 Finn being a stormtrooper turned jedi would have been amazing along side rae

    • @jtirri8842
      @jtirri8842 ปีที่แล้ว +38

      Finn was totally the lost Skywalker in the original treatment. I'd bet on it. They knew what to do, but couldn't commit to elevating a male, not even a black man, to become The Hero. He was very Luke-like, who himself was never as "gifted" as his father with the Force. That was the whole point of Luke's journey in the OT. He saved the galaxy by sacrificing himself and holding to his values and wisdom. It was a spiritual lesson. We can't have that sort of thing these days.

    • @xminusone1
      @xminusone1 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      @@cjwalker1593 Yeah exactly. It would have been so original. They failed the actor and movie. And Rose arc would have been soo much more too.

    • @xminusone1
      @xminusone1 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      @@jtirri8842 No. It's forbidden. If you look closely, not so closely in fact, the movies seems to give the opposite message of what they used to tell, instead of using everyone's talent and habilities for à greater goal, were everyone have a part to play, they seems to be more preocupied by putting ones down while elevating others to ridiculous level. They pretend to be inclusive, but all they do is divide, woman against men, white against black, it's almost as if they can't conceive that everyone can do their own share, and instead, give us character that are OP as F, rendering the others useless in the process. That's why these movies are so different than the older movies. In the OT, I didn't care about lando being a black man, or Han being white because it was never implied that one was superior than the other. They all had their part to play, they were both agreable character that had realistic personalities, Leia was never portrayed as better at everything and either was Luke or anyone else. They were a team that worked together and it worked well. I don't know why they can't do this anymore. Now they seems to divide, portray somes as useless and others as space Jesus. English isn't my language but I'm sure you get the idea.

  • @johnsmith651
    @johnsmith651 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2435

    Finn - constantly marginalized and humiliated by Rose
    Poe - constantly humiliated and marginalized by Holdo
    Luke - constantly humiliated and marginalized by Rey
    I’m noticing a pattern here...

    • @ssharp755
      @ssharp755 4 ปีที่แล้ว +351

      Also, each character is allowed redemption through the grace and angelic forgiveness of a female character.
      Finn - by Rose saving him and bestowing her forgiveness in the form of a kiss (as her actions appear to doom everyone and her soundbite is completely contradicted by the storys portrayal of the holdo maneuvre).
      Poe - by Holdo suddenly and totally inexplicably given her previous treatment telling leia how much she likes him (in a belittlingly paternalistic fashion for maximal irony)
      Luke - by Rey telling Leia (his force using sister who was WAY closer to him!) how Luke "is at peace now" (having done nothing to redress his fault in turning Kylo to the darkside, instead just taunting the boy he 'failed' according to the film).
      Yup, the film is utterly vapid even in the implementation of its primary agenda.

    • @caleblim6890
      @caleblim6890 4 ปีที่แล้ว +82

      Rian Johnson shat this out after a hangover, I can tell.

    • @margarethmichelina5146
      @margarethmichelina5146 4 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      @@caleblim6890 At least he redeem himself with Knives Out. Also, he directed some episodes of Breaking Bad such as The Fly Episode and Ozymandias.

    • @cttommy73
      @cttommy73 4 ปีที่แล้ว +150

      @@margarethmichelina5146 He didn't redeem anything. He put in effort for the likes of Knives Out because he actually cared for the project. He only came in to Star Wars to destroy it, which you might think I am joking, but considering his interviews even till today is to mock and antagonize fans who didn't like his movie, and the glee he had in creating a movie that basically split the fanbase, I say he didn't redeem anything.

    • @dahelmang
      @dahelmang 4 ปีที่แล้ว +66

      @@margarethmichelina5146 Star Wars is one of the biggest film franchises in the world. Johnson poisoned the well and turned the fanbase against it. There is no redeeming that kind of failure.

  • @schiffertistvan6881
    @schiffertistvan6881 4 ปีที่แล้ว +757

    "Did you ever here the Tragedy of FN-2187, the Finn?"
    "No."
    "I tought not. It's not a story that Disney would tell you."

    • @marcane6122
      @marcane6122 4 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      Is it possible to hear this story?

    • @haphazardgarage6439
      @haphazardgarage6439 4 ปีที่แล้ว +35

      Yare Yare Daze not from a competent writer...

    • @Lucas-fo8ci
      @Lucas-fo8ci 4 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      @@marcane6122 not from Disney...

    • @jeffreyhejny7522
      @jeffreyhejny7522 4 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      @@marcane6122, especially not in China.

    • @landpilot6197
      @landpilot6197 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Is it possible to know how to make this possible

  • @jongodsey8472
    @jongodsey8472 4 ปีที่แล้ว +421

    The drinker calls himself an asshole but even when he's fixing a story he hates you can tell he's trying his best to make changes that still carry a lot of the original writer's plot points. It's respectful

    • @abehambino
      @abehambino 4 ปีที่แล้ว +41

      Exactly. It’s the old saying, there are no bad stories, just bad story tellers. And REE-Ann Johnson is a bad story teller in this film. The drinker takes a story poorly told and respectfully fixes the execution, proving that the old saying is true!

    • @OGGuaves
      @OGGuaves 4 ปีที่แล้ว +40

      Instead of shoving off Rose, Drinker included her throughout the story, gave her growth, and led to a satisfying conclusion to her character arc.

    • @HeilRay
      @HeilRay 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Now he know how it feels to work on something he has contempt for.

  • @christophermire3872
    @christophermire3872 3 ปีที่แล้ว +940

    Seriously Drinker, you have to tell us how this story ends. Your fixes for Rey, Luke and Finn are all fantastic and are clearly leading to a better finale. I would love to see how you would end the trilogy.

    • @wolfpack9273
      @wolfpack9273 2 ปีที่แล้ว +47

      If he fixes the whole trilogy, I think I'm gonna use his solution as the new canon.

    • @DouglasLippi
      @DouglasLippi 2 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      He just needs to fix Kylo, Leia, Solo, and Snoke, then the whole trilogy will have been fixed 👍

    • @themarsman5155
      @themarsman5155 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@DouglasLippi Not sure what was wrong with Leia or Han I mean I guess Han could be a bit less of scoundrel but I don't know losing your kid to the darksied would but some distance between you and your wife. As for Kylo not a lot just explore how Snoke was manipulative, how he met the knights of Ren and seeing him as child sent off to lukes temple as ben solo took that as they feared his ability with the force, I believe even a injured conflicted kylo Ren would beat Finn like he did in movie but Rey doesn't somehow use the force like she has training but gets saved thanks to chewie blasting at kylo as Rey drags the unconscious Finn to the millennium falcon, it was only the destruction of star killer base that stops kylo Ren pursuing them.

    • @DouglasLippi
      @DouglasLippi 2 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      @@themarsman5155 the way Han dies is an absolute disgrace, let alone the half-ass reaction to it by the other characters. Frickin Rey has a love affair with a guy that she witnessed murder his father??? And Leia having no meaningful relationship with her only son??? Not believable and makes her character hollow. And the Mary Poppins thing...

    • @themarsman5155
      @themarsman5155 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@DouglasLippi Rey understood That ben solo is his true self and that killing his father made him conflicted because he regrets it, Luke doesn't hate anakin for what Vader did to alderaan. Kylo ren wanted to kill han to break the connection to his past as ben solo but it only drawed him closer to the lightside because ben solo was still a part of him. How, it's han reach out to his son because he loves him, definitely could've fleshed out the relationship more. I admit they should've showed ben solo and Leia relationship a lot more.

  • @Joenzinator
    @Joenzinator 4 ปีที่แล้ว +402

    Finn has a breakdown seeing his comrades die in combat, and then in the next scene he's gunning them down with a Tie Fighter.

    • @invisiblerevolution
      @invisiblerevolution 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      😆

    • @TheChefShipwreckinAlaska
      @TheChefShipwreckinAlaska 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      🤔

    • @sEaNoYeAh
      @sEaNoYeAh 3 ปีที่แล้ว +39

      That was the moment the sequel trilogy lost me.
      "Okay, new character, a Storm trooper, a black stormtrooper, so not a Jango clone. Oh he has empathy, and regret, and violence seems abhorrent to him... Oh and now he's slaughtering the only people he's ever known by the dozens with a smile on his face."

    • @thepillowhead2453
      @thepillowhead2453 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      “WOOO”

    • @thepillowhead2453
      @thepillowhead2453 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @You tuber Self defense LMAO.

  • @simonnaylor3536
    @simonnaylor3536 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1187

    FIN and REY, both as Jedi? I mean, isn’t it what we all expected and everyone would have loved? It pretty much writes itself. How could they screw it up so badly?

    • @fabi3790
      @fabi3790 3 ปีที่แล้ว +57

      It is a interesting story
      I would be fine with only Ray as a force sensitive
      But than Finn shouldn't have these force hints
      I am fine with a dark, scared Finn, funny Poe and how drinker fixed Ray. So mistrusing and selfish at times
      Or what I read: a finn who tries to be a pacifist because he knows that the stormtroopers don't have a choice

    • @vasudeanguy8523
      @vasudeanguy8523 3 ปีที่แล้ว +89

      I was actually hoping in TFA that Finn was force-sensitive myself. I liked Finn more than I liked Rey. I felt that Rey didn't earn all that skill and talent.

    • @Noodles.Doodles
      @Noodles.Doodles 3 ปีที่แล้ว +82

      I really like how in the Drinker's version, the title of the movie turns out to refer to two people, since the word Jedi can be both singular and plural. How's that for 'subverting expectations'?

    • @matthewmcguire224
      @matthewmcguire224 3 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      @@Noodles.Doodles that’s a really cool point lol, nice 👍

    • @paulolucero9864
      @paulolucero9864 3 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      They teased him being force sensitive in TFA so hard, then he faded into uselessness in the later movies.

  • @Onmur
    @Onmur 4 ปีที่แล้ว +426

    God, Drinker, you gave Rose's character a good scene and ending.

    • @johnm3066
      @johnm3066 4 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      Better than the ending she got in ROS, that's for sure 😂😂

    • @nickbritten8132
      @nickbritten8132 4 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      She dies, and that’s enough for me lol 😆

    • @nbkawtgnobody
      @nbkawtgnobody 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      The only fitting send off!

  • @kingjotnar6448
    @kingjotnar6448 3 ปีที่แล้ว +872

    I feel that Finn's fixation on Rey could have been a strong character trait. Stormtroopers are brought up to be fanatics, so it could be that instead of being a fanatic about The First Order, he could be a fanatic about the first human being he could connect with.

    • @AGrumpyPanda
      @AGrumpyPanda 3 ปีที่แล้ว +189

      And then make part of his arc being realising that that's not a healthy mindstate to be in, and forcing himself to learn not to do that.

    • @hellacoorinna9995
      @hellacoorinna9995 2 ปีที่แล้ว +50

      Wouldn't that be Poe, though?

    • @sala6275
      @sala6275 2 ปีที่แล้ว +99

      or perhaps that Finn's fixation is based on his latent feeling of the Force being attracted to another Force wielder, like how Leia and Luke found each other...

    • @itwasidio1736
      @itwasidio1736 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@hellacoorinna9995 The cowards at Disney thought two men homo-romantically connecting with each other with their conflicting personalities was no good. Instead they let two lesbian background characters kiss and called it a day.

    • @blackknightdiscussions7632
      @blackknightdiscussions7632 2 ปีที่แล้ว +40

      They could have made it like a Force connection/bond between the two. But the writers are stupid and didn’t think about the long term.

  • @DMAN99
    @DMAN99 4 ปีที่แล้ว +437

    On the topic of having both Finn and Rey as the dual protags, I always thought it would have been cool if Rey was more gifted in the force techniques like mind tricks, moving things, etc and then Finn would be more gifted in the combat side like a Jedi knight. Also would’ve been cool if he wore a modified stormtrooper outfit with his helmet with the blood marks as his symbol, the he uses his gun skills and lightsaber in tandem, would’ve made for a cool final battle against phasma

    • @kingofnothing4546
      @kingofnothing4546 3 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      I would like that

    • @greenpenguin0763
      @greenpenguin0763 3 ปีที่แล้ว +51

      Phasma another wasted potential

    • @idonhaveanyideawhattocallm1472
      @idonhaveanyideawhattocallm1472 3 ปีที่แล้ว +31

      @@greenpenguin0763 phasma was just there to sell merch

    • @justinkinsey1527
      @justinkinsey1527 3 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Oh my God, that would be an amazing character

    • @nym0s177
      @nym0s177 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      I think if they both had very small use of the force but Finn can build his up more. I wish Rey was kept as a nobody or even if they made Kylo and Rey twins and not love interests. So Rey actually has a bigger and understandable reaction to Han Solo being killed. If Rey could only use physical force in very intense moments but can use the mental version. Idk. Anything could be better than the actual movie

  • @gmansgnarlyscienceshow2820
    @gmansgnarlyscienceshow2820 4 ปีที่แล้ว +483

    “Real adult humans wrote this. Just let that take a moment to sink in.”

    • @garrisonmoncher5461
      @garrisonmoncher5461 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Physically or Mentally? There's a difference.

    • @gmansgnarlyscienceshow2820
      @gmansgnarlyscienceshow2820 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      @@garrisonmoncher5461 True

    • @rickeybernard8156
      @rickeybernard8156 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      That probably lived a life of luxury and was handed their jobs. I can't imagine working your way up and failing if you're given a project this huge.

    • @SheldonAdama17
      @SheldonAdama17 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I don’t count Ruin Johnson as a real adult human though.

    • @thejonbrownshow8470
      @thejonbrownshow8470 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      That statement sums up modern Hollywood 😅

  • @theanimeslayer3999
    @theanimeslayer3999 4 ปีที่แล้ว +301

    Finn is whatever the writers need him to be at that particular moment. Which unfortunately is screaming Rey or as a joke acting a clown.
    Imagine if Finn was actually a competent soldier, using strategy and skills and military knowledge to the resistances advantage ...
    Except we get a janitor! Sorry Drinker unless you can change that he was a janitor his 'character' is forever damned.

    • @oshwaflz
      @oshwaflz 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      They still put him on the front lines, even some clones had garbage duties but they still went through kaminoan training

    • @yordanazzolin
      @yordanazzolin 4 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      ​@@oshwaflz and to add to it, im pretty sure real world soldier still have to clean their barracks ...

    • @crazyfingers619
      @crazyfingers619 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      You're not wrong, and that thing is 6 hours of consistent "don't piss off china"

    • @JohnTrustworthy
      @JohnTrustworthy 4 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Maybe he was made a janitor as a disciplinary action because he was showing too much independent thought and had to be thought subservience, while he was top of his class because of said independent thought, or something like that. I'm thinking like Steven Seagal's Casey Ryback from Under Siege.
      That way the janitor plot point remains intact, as are the rules of the fix, and there is an actual reason for him to be on a mission with Kylo, since he would be a competent soldier, but due to a trait that the First Order actively despises and is trying to break.
      It could even be played out that at first he hates himself for deserting and still thinks that he is in the wrong for being too independent, but when the resistance finds him and accepts him for who he is, he finds a new family in them. So now he is fighting for a new family and not so that he can scream about Rey in every second scene he is in.
      That way you also show how the First Order's inability to accept people makes them throw away a valuable soldier that ends up feeding vital information to the Resistance, simply because they treat him as a human being instead of as a defective tool. This makes him an even more plot important character as he becomes the personification of what is wrong with the First Order on an interpersonal level, instead of making him the but end of half the jokes in the movie.

    • @davidkeys4284
      @davidkeys4284 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@JohnTrustworthy that was a good read. Better than what the movies did.

  • @cylondorado4582
    @cylondorado4582 3 ปีที่แล้ว +458

    In the first one, they were already ruining his premise. Instead of being a guy who did bad things because he thought it was right (or because that's how he was raised), he was actually just an innocent janitor. Then after the first time being put in battle, he realises the First Order is bad and quits. Also, in that battle he was affected by his fellow storm trooper dying in his arms, but 20 minutes later they're just mooks he can mow down without caring.

    • @pikebasss
      @pikebasss 2 ปีที่แล้ว +39

      It bums me out how many different directions they could have taken Star Wars in, but they just chose a boring retread.
      They could have done anything. Maybe there is another galactic civil war, but this time there are Jedi on both sides and Luke has to reconcile with that before passing the mantle to the next generation.

    • @cylondorado4582
      @cylondorado4582 2 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      @@pikebasss Yeah, I've thought about that a lot. I think it would have been cool if the Republic and the First Order were closer in strength, but the First Order was starting to get the upper hand. So they're trying to defend the progress they made by defeating the Empire instead of... doing everything over again.

    • @anthrax6685
      @anthrax6685 2 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      I notice that like he didn’t care at all that he’s killing stormtrooper who where probably brain washed like him.

    • @johnsonbro4944
      @johnsonbro4944 2 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      Yeah honestly he was the main reason why I kept watching the trilogy. Since the very beginning, I was shocked when seeing a Storm Trooper rebelling against orders for the first time. I was expecting a good development but unfortunately didn't happen.
      Actually I always considered him the main protagonist. Ray never took that position in my mind even after the last movie.

    • @danm5911
      @danm5911 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      @@cylondorado4582 That would have been a major improvement. It was simply absurd to me that this 'First Order' could come out of nowhere and arise so quickly to dominate the galaxy. Look how much effort and time and planning it took for Palpatine to do it in the prequels. Then, some totally new group just shows up and takes over everything? I never bought it, and they never explained it.
      Your idea of them being closer in strength is way better.

  • @solidsnakejake185
    @solidsnakejake185 3 ปีที่แล้ว +651

    I can’t imagine Rey trying to explain to Finn that she fell for the guy that put him in a coma defending her.

    • @Espartanica
      @Espartanica 3 ปีที่แล้ว +81

      Yamcha'd

    • @boodtwo4342
      @boodtwo4342 3 ปีที่แล้ว +53

      Did Finn even know about Rey and Kylo? And if so, yeah, he’d probably be a little confused. Like, this guy nearly killed him.

    • @solidsnakejake185
      @solidsnakejake185 3 ปีที่แล้ว +45

      @@boodtwo4342 we can assume Rey just keeps it a secret after Kylo dies so it’s happily ever after. All respect to Daisy, Rey is the most hate-able character that we were supposed to like. Poor Boyega thought he was at least gonna get a smooch scene with her but nope, they reduced him to a side-plot side character.

    • @SirSoloSoul
      @SirSoloSoul 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Apparentely Finn and Poe were going to be in a relationship xD
      Does it make sense ? No... but.... whatever.

    • @Remix-pr4xd
      @Remix-pr4xd 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@SirSoloSoul So Finn would fall in love with the guy who killed his friend?

  • @elementblue780
    @elementblue780 4 ปีที่แล้ว +558

    "You knew what to do with Daisy Ridley. You knew what to do with Adam Driver." I would argue that no, they did not know what to do with either of them. They didn't know what to do with Star Wars in general.

    • @lavelle2911
      @lavelle2911 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Bad writing on all the characters. Kylo Ren was supposed to be oh- -so- powerful but the writers never shown him really fucking shit up. Plus Fin held his own against him and even Rey with no training managed to defeat him. It was just ridiculous.
      Rey? Well she was extremely powerful without no training, could do everything and knew everything. Had no personality. Bad, bad writing all around.

    • @goingballisticmotion5455
      @goingballisticmotion5455 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      @@lavelle2911 Sigourney Weaver said it best in Galaxy Quest, 'It was bad writing'

    • @LoneSilverW0lf
      @LoneSilverW0lf 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      @Farhiya Jama of course not, a joke has the decency to have a punchline whereas those two didn’t have one. The entire sequel trilogy had even worse concept and execution than the prequels did.

    • @dalentces2492
      @dalentces2492 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Boyega actually said they made Adam's and Daisy's characters "nuanced" LMAO. Dude's just salty he was a token black man, not that the writing was bad. He would have loved to be the Gary Sue, "why was this about female rather than black empowerment??????"

    • @MalrickEQ2
      @MalrickEQ2 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Well, Kylo is one of the best Star War chars ever. Sadly, he couldn't keep the movies from being bad.

  • @deborahblackvideoediting8697
    @deborahblackvideoediting8697 3 ปีที่แล้ว +638

    I actually got shivers when you described Rose's death and then Finn helping Rey move the boulders at the end. That would have been so much more satisfying than what we actually got.

    • @Twenty_twin_twin
      @Twenty_twin_twin 3 ปีที่แล้ว +29

      This is the way. Amen.

    • @Paladin1034
      @Paladin1034 3 ปีที่แล้ว +49

      Drinker's version makes so much more sense. Of course you're not gonna sacrifice a main character, but it's the perfect end for a side character with an already existing tie to sacrificing for the greater good.

    • @SeanMacadelic
      @SeanMacadelic 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      You actually got shivers….
      Sure you did.

    • @deborahblackvideoediting8697
      @deborahblackvideoediting8697 2 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      @@SeanMacadelic - What can I say? I'm a sensitive kinda gal.

    • @azzzanadra
      @azzzanadra 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@deborahblackvideoediting8697 i'm a dude and even i got a bit of the willies.

  • @TheBuccaneer1975
    @TheBuccaneer1975 2 ปีที่แล้ว +273

    Finn and Poe were the two 'new' characters that not only promised an interesting story arc but who were played by competent and likeable actors, both utterly wasted and progressively destroyed in a vein attempt to make several female characters look more capable IMO.

    • @Finwych
      @Finwych ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Are you calling Boyega a competent actor?

    • @TheBuccaneer1975
      @TheBuccaneer1975 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      @@Finwych yeah, I rekon given the right script he could do alright.

    • @esceneknausicalci
      @esceneknausicalci ปีที่แล้ว +18

      @@Finwych He's not a bad actor, so is Daisy.
      Like Hayden, they tried their best with the script they were given.

    • @seriouscat2231
      @seriouscat2231 ปีที่แล้ว

      It's spelled "vain attempt".

    • @TheBuccaneer1975
      @TheBuccaneer1975 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@seriouscat2231 your too serious cat, but thanks.

  • @thepickles8833
    @thepickles8833 4 ปีที่แล้ว +295

    I love how they can call a bartender and talk to her while she’s having a gunfight but they can’t call a guy throwing dice at a casino table.

    • @paulstella8443
      @paulstella8443 4 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      *sigh* there are just so many examples of this kind of idiocy peppered throughout these films.

    • @thejagman22
      @thejagman22 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      McGuffin.

    • @thepickles8833
      @thepickles8833 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      @@thejagman22
      Oh man, I could really go for a bacon egg & cheese McGuffin right now

    • @nightghoul7368
      @nightghoul7368 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@thejagman22 it's mcmuffin

    • @MNewsTime
      @MNewsTime 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@nightghoul7368 I think something went over your head.

  • @toby1061
    @toby1061 4 ปีที่แล้ว +182

    I was actually very interested in Finn in the first movie. He seemed like a good character that should have been the main protagonist since he had such a better backstory.

    • @berserkshirtbear1271
      @berserkshirtbear1271 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      From my first viewing I thought he was more of a protagonist than MaRey Sue

    • @berserkshirtbear1271
      @berserkshirtbear1271 4 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      I don't know why I said "first viewing" I watched it once

    • @Barwasser
      @Barwasser 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      damn straight. Only thing that ittitated me was how easily he turned on his former comrades and just started blasting them down. Other than that I loved the potential he presented. I would have loved to watch a trilogy just about his journey and the implications of "humanized" Stormtroopers. So much potential for meaningful moral conflict between Poe and Finn when it comes to killing Stormtroopers... this could have been so much better :(

    • @alejandrolarrea9153
      @alejandrolarrea9153 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Agreed

    • @petriew2018
      @petriew2018 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      same. And John Boyega is a good actor... he can actually close his mouth entirely

  • @jeffdaman6969
    @jeffdaman6969 4 ปีที่แล้ว +229

    This made Finn a much better character overall. Also, rose dying this way is way more meaningful than the way JJ “killed” her off in episode 9. He practically ghosted her in that entire film.

    • @snodog00
      @snodog00 4 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      Agreed, this doesn’t only fix Finn, it makes Rose likeable. She was shafted from 3 anyway, why not send her out as a short experienced but beloved character instead of an annoying troll?

    • @jamainegardner4193
      @jamainegardner4193 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Hell, if you wanna have Rose in episode 9 then make it so Finn is also teaching her over the course of the film in all aspects of Stormtrooper work, so that when she makes the sacrifice she instead ejects at the last second, still stopping the cannon but barely surviving the explosion and escaping in a First Order ship.

    • @AlienCowThatMoos
      @AlienCowThatMoos 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I was so confused when she turned up in the third movie. I thought she DID die! Didn't she sacrifice herself for Finn? Ok, just unconscious I guess...

    • @Vikturus22
      @Vikturus22 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Do you blame JJ for abandoning that character? it was useless anyway and helped making episode 8 as bad it was

  • @jonathannumer5415
    @jonathannumer5415 2 ปีที่แล้ว +126

    I like how even though Rose was a horrible character you didn’t just drop her. You gave her a good story line and made her into something all of us would look up to… something Disney thinks we should do just because of immutable characteristics.

    • @IHateHoldo
      @IHateHoldo 3 หลายเดือนก่อน

      I mean it makes more sense for her to be angry and bitter at the first order, than all bubbly and self righitous

  • @panachevitz
    @panachevitz 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1797

    Plot twist: The Critical Drinker is actually George Lucas and he's reading from his proposed script.

    • @ilyanagalen9320
      @ilyanagalen9320 4 ปีที่แล้ว +33

      Not anywhere near crap enough to be Lucas in disguise. The Last Jedi is bad, but the Prequels were no better.

    • @anthonylipira9526
      @anthonylipira9526 4 ปีที่แล้ว +120

      @@ilyanagalen9320 Even at its worst, the Prequel Trilogy was still the vision of an artist with something to say. Lucas' problem was believing his own hype and surrounding himself with yesmen incapable of reining him in.

    • @KneelB4Bacon
      @KneelB4Bacon 4 ปีที่แล้ว +55

      I think having Finn go to Coruscant instead of Canto Bight is brilliant. It lets us see a familiar place without it being just a reference. We could see what has happened to it since the prequels. You could even make an excuse for Finn and Rose to visit the ruins of the Jedi temple to salvage some Jedi-related artifact that Rey needs to complete HER journey.
      Instead, by going to Canto Bight, Disney wanted to make some blunt, preachy lesson about corporate greed. Yeah, Disney, coming from YOU that's really deep.

    • @Javixk17
      @Javixk17 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Not the comment we need, but the comment we deserve

    • @ilyanagalen9320
      @ilyanagalen9320 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@anthonylipira9526 still, the Prequels were no better. There are some things I still like about the sequels. The Prequels did so much so wrong and so badly that they are not redeemed just because another trilogy exists which is also bad.

  • @nathank2289
    @nathank2289 4 ปีที่แล้ว +214

    "Then a bunch of stupid shit happens" should have been the Last Jedi's opening crawl. Then roll credits.

    • @petriew2018
      @petriew2018 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      wasn't it the Rise of Skywalker's opening crawl? or is that just what i read because i happen to speak bullshit?

    • @nathank2289
      @nathank2289 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @Jerry Wallace force redacted was bad but could have been salvaged by a competent writer who gave a shit. RJ was not that writer. Not that Krazy KK would have allowed a good writer to save Starwars

    • @etme1000
      @etme1000 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      *unbelievably stupid

  • @marseldagistani1989
    @marseldagistani1989 3 ปีที่แล้ว +403

    I will say this Anakin flirting with Padme was better written then whole sequel trilogy

    • @kingofnothing4546
      @kingofnothing4546 3 ปีที่แล้ว +46

      I don't like sand

    • @Zephirite.
      @Zephirite. 2 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      True.
      Teenage Anakin would be awkward.
      Can’t say the same for an entire trilogy…

    • @zak-of-all-trades9638
      @zak-of-all-trades9638 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      BUURRRNN 😅.....

    • @mycalschmycal6737
      @mycalschmycal6737 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@kingofnothing4546 that line alone made me so wet

  • @BushmanOutdoors
    @BushmanOutdoors 2 ปีที่แล้ว +118

    I really feel for John, you could see in real time as he slowly realised he was only hired as a box ticker as was Kelly. Think of them as surface decoration. They don’t add much kind of like the script was done and we’re adding later as a focus group decided there needed to be more “representation”

  • @alyssagav8696
    @alyssagav8696 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1950

    His job in the movie was to be black, and to be fair to him he pulled it off.

    • @deathstrike
      @deathstrike 4 ปีที่แล้ว +80

      Shame because I would liked to have seen a scenario that if he had actually defeated Kylo Ren in that lightsaber scene, he would have become a brutal enemy of Rey and that might have been a small improvement?

    • @JohnDoe-ji5wg
      @JohnDoe-ji5wg 3 ปีที่แล้ว +75

      @@deathstrike That's entering Mary Sue territory

    • @deathstrike
      @deathstrike 3 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      @@JohnDoe-ji5wg Not necessarily, what if Kylo Ren battered and broken had transferred his spirit to Finn, making him more curious of the dark side and possibly either leading him to either Snoke or even Palpatine? He would have had to learn to use his force abilities and seeing Rey become a more and more Mary Sue, decided the rebellion wasn't where he belonged and revealing himself to Snoke, perhaps start a new Sith clan.

    • @deathstrike
      @deathstrike 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @Ruosong Gao Yes but didn't Finn manage to injure Kylo Ren? There is also some evidence that Finn IS force sensitive hence why it MIGHT be possible for a spirit transfer. Sadly this is Legends territory but Emperor Vitiate was able to transfer his spirit and rule the Eternal Empire and also Darth Nox did defeat Darth Thanaton with a combination of spirits she had absorbed and of course she was living. Also remember Finn IS a trained First Order Soldier so while he may not have defeated Kylo, he may have with additional training. Also Chewbacca did wound Kylo Ren (no spoilers) so you have to consider that too and we don't know if Chewbacca may or may not be a force sensitive himself.

    • @deathstrike
      @deathstrike 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @Ruosong Gao Well one I never quoted Vitiate, he was capable of transfer so the implication is that it IS possible, Palpatine proved it could be done. Two, I am well versed in SW lore hence why I used both Vitiate and Darth Nox as examples. Nowhere do I say I wanted to alter or change the lore in any way. I'm not a fan at all of the new SW and to be honest? I hope Lucas uses the Veil of the Force to retcon the lore and restore the original SW to its proper glory. Sigh I just simply thought a different outcome scenario would have been nice, that is all. Didn't want to have to debate the lore.

  • @russetwolf13
    @russetwolf13 4 ปีที่แล้ว +458

    Alternate idea: Finn empathizes with the storm troopers, having been one, and essentially spends the entire trilogy trying to do a guile hero no-kill pacifist run through the war while everyone tells him that's stupid, even as he tricks his way through a bunch of scenarios. Then at the end he convinces the old troopers to rebel against the new Sith troopers, beating Palpatine and rebuilding the rebellion in one move by literally starting a rebellion on his own.

    • @barrybathwater4877
      @barrybathwater4877 3 ปีที่แล้ว +46

      I don't care about star wars and think it's lame but this actually a very cool idea man

    • @hakeem.jwilliams7406
      @hakeem.jwilliams7406 3 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      Finn needs a solo film.

    • @markomatovic5361
      @markomatovic5361 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Awesome idea

    • @shahidtoor4974
      @shahidtoor4974 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      That's... Actually really good!

    • @SheldonAdama17
      @SheldonAdama17 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      To quote Gus Fring, “It could work.”

  • @durkin9664
    @durkin9664 4 ปีที่แล้ว +231

    The character was meant to have been trained since childhood to nearly the same standards as a clone trooper.
    He should have been a steely warrior Like Captain Rex advising the resistance and struggling to adapt outside the Storm trooper corps.
    Instead he’s just another Jar Jar.

    • @angrytoybox2033
      @angrytoybox2033 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      They share the same jokes. Finn=Jar Jar.

    • @TheMatthew001
      @TheMatthew001 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      I mean stormtroopers didn't have nearly the level of training or prowess that clones did. they were suppose to be a more affordable replacement for the clones, they weren't exactly better on the battlefield just better on the wallet.

    • @durkin9664
      @durkin9664 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      @@TheMatthew001 the Empire Storm troopers were meant to be low grade meat shields making up with their lack of skill through sheer numbers but the First order troopers were based off the clone trooper training model.
      Lack of numbers compensated by first rate but brutal training from infancy.
      If Finn was an Imperial Storm trooper I’d sort of understand his clumsiness but this film screwed the character. Bear in mind he managed to take a lump out of Kylo Ren as a non force user with a light saber. Even Mandalorians fully tool up for such a job.
      Then they turn him into Jar Jar.
      You could still have had the humour with him and Poe with Finn being strait laced and initially humorless and Poe wisecracking like the old Arnie film Red Heat.
      Such a waste.

    • @SpartyCubsFan
      @SpartyCubsFan 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      He’s precisely another Jar-Jar

    • @mariano98ify
      @mariano98ify 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@TheMatthew001 in the original trilogy timeline sure, but anyone with brain cells (in Disney looks like anyone have brain cells) will think that someone kidnapped to be trained since childhood could be a hardened and lethal soldier, not at the same level than a Clone Soldier but yes better than the original ST, but of course, then we remember that in the Orignal trilogy, in the final movie, the best troops of the emperor were beaten by kiddie bears.

  • @andrewgedge4015
    @andrewgedge4015 2 ปีที่แล้ว +45

    Your idea and description of Finn turning the ship around and being suggested as "The Last Jedi" literally gave me chills. As did your new rock moving scene.
    Ugh, why can't we have nice things?

  • @andrewkirk2548
    @andrewkirk2548 4 ปีที่แล้ว +256

    "But just as he's approaching, Rose moves in front of him, forcing him aside so that she can ram the cannon herself. Her final words to him are that she's let go of her hatred now. She's not doing this to destroy the First Order, but to protect the people she cares about. She thanks Finn for helping her to see the difference, before crashing into the cannon and destroying it."
    No way, dude! You actually found a way for that terrible line to work so much better!

    • @TheMorbidHobo
      @TheMorbidHobo 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @Gerry C Finn?

    • @TheMorbidHobo
      @TheMorbidHobo 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @Gerry C If you, listened to the video, it was more than that and the stungun part didn't happen, but I get what you're saying. Perhaps he's referring to other unmentioned people, like those oppressed people on Corasant(sp.)?

  • @ToonCraftAnimation
    @ToonCraftAnimation 4 ปีที่แล้ว +103

    Yup. That does it 👌

    • @SonOfTegz
      @SonOfTegz 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Damn, wasn’t expecting to see you here. Wild

    • @nahtesalinas1917
      @nahtesalinas1917 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      *AMEN*
      Finn deserved SO much better.

  • @DrewMack316
    @DrewMack316 4 ปีที่แล้ว +188

    These “fixes” make me weep for what could have been... 😭

    • @LoneSilverW0lf
      @LoneSilverW0lf 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      I know. It also makes me sad that I’ve seen shitty fanfiction with better characterization and plot than the sequels.

  • @mm88deatmatch
    @mm88deatmatch 3 ปีที่แล้ว +85

    Drinker: “Go away now”
    Me: watches yet another video directly afterwards

  • @MrThademon
    @MrThademon 4 ปีที่แล้ว +350

    It's so wrong. Finn easily had the coolest backstory that they could have done so much with in those movies and they turned him into the token black guy from Not Another Teen Movie. All they left out was him yelling "Blang blang!" "Damn!" "Shit!" and "That is whack!"

    • @SkyNinja759
      @SkyNinja759 4 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      "Wher da wht wymin at?"

    • @lofthestars2088
      @lofthestars2088 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Instead he just screamed "Rey" a lot.
      (Also would give a like but you are at 66 soooooo)

    • @23AlexandreJ
      @23AlexandreJ 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      The worst part is, he was meant to make a diverse cast and to represent black people star Wars in an inclusive and interesting way, but ended up as comic relief as so many other black characters did.

  • @spartanhawk7637
    @spartanhawk7637 4 ปีที่แล้ว +547

    The worst part about Finn is that Boyega is a genuinely good actor and they just refused to give him workable scripts...

    • @spartanhawk7637
      @spartanhawk7637 4 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      @Gerry C Unfortunately, not really. Most of the movies he's in (that I've seen) are crap or are mediocre... He just has moments where you can tell there's something there.

    • @aceambling7685
      @aceambling7685 4 ปีที่แล้ว +43

      @Gerry C Attack the Block is a lot of fun and he portrays the serious brooding act he should have had in Star Wars very well.

    • @jaden532
      @jaden532 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      @@spartanhawk7637 here’s the thing you have to be able to take risk for example Marvel with RDJ they took a risk and it paid off and I feel with actual thought they definitely could’ve made one hell of a star wars movie

    • @adaeptzulander2928
      @adaeptzulander2928 3 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      Making Rey the Bestest Female EV-AR! is a higher priority than writing a good male character, even a Black one.

    • @StrongandGrand
      @StrongandGrand 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@adaeptzulander2928 When it comes to identity politics, some people are more victims than others.

  • @arbarzh
    @arbarzh 3 ปีที่แล้ว +293

    "like a golden retriever with minor brain damage" this one killed me

    • @katarinadreams6955
      @katarinadreams6955 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      So he's like Dug from Up.
      " I wAs HiDiNg UnDeR yOuR sHiP bEcAuSe I lOvE yOu"

  • @xminusone1
    @xminusone1 ปีที่แล้ว +28

    I seriously hope that John Boyega see this video. The guy deserves so much more. And the character too.

  • @LordReginaldMeowmont
    @LordReginaldMeowmont 4 ปีที่แล้ว +357

    Damn, this would have completely fixed Rose too.

    • @osumido
      @osumido 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Took the words out of my mouth.

    • @nutsuloid1887
      @nutsuloid1887 4 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      it woulda made her likeable and actually meaningful, at the very least.

    • @deedas
      @deedas 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      This would have fixed near all characters. Poe is still a wanker and we don’t know if the force would still have flown Leia back into a ship and then magically revived her after absolutely being dead. All cells in her body having been irreparably destroyed from absolute zero. Her blood boiling and rupturing so many blood vessels before then freezing.

    • @DavidKAnderson
      @DavidKAnderson 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Agreed. You'd have been gutted at her death...instead of wishing it had actually occurred.

    • @oneangrygeek4575
      @oneangrygeek4575 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      The Drinker already gave a good argument that Rose was actually a First Order operative. By fixing Finn, Rose is now undeniably with the Rebellion.

  • @chiffer1787
    @chiffer1787 4 ปีที่แล้ว +582

    Finn's character should have been the best character arc in all of cinema, then he turned into the token back guy. Really a shame.

    • @BigRedDiscGolf
      @BigRedDiscGolf 4 ปีที่แล้ว +103

      I genuinely wished he was the main character. Nothing against any other actor, but he would of been way more interesting

    • @TheDogmanrocks
      @TheDogmanrocks 4 ปีที่แล้ว +39

      The potential was there, they just screwed the pooch when it came to character development.

    • @bylertoe1
      @bylertoe1 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @Gerry C you say a lot, but have trouble expressing your points.

    • @512TheWolf512
      @512TheWolf512 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      disney is a racist company, what can you do.

    • @CommanderShepard-wq3wo
      @CommanderShepard-wq3wo 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      “Best character arc in all of cinema”?? Bruh, that’s a stretch

  • @callmejosiah_
    @callmejosiah_ 4 ปีที่แล้ว +373

    Yeah Disney played him. He just cut ties with them . Also Disney knew exactly what they were doing. Used him to give more power to Rey. Some think its about race. But no it's about masculinity

    • @Jaslath
      @Jaslath 4 ปีที่แล้ว +54

      It was about race for a bit though. Think about the the Force Awakens teaser and trailer. Hell, Fin was in the 1st trailer more than Rey was.

    • @dboymax1
      @dboymax1 4 ปีที่แล้ว +29

      No it's Darth Kathleen Kennedy, Jar Jar Abrams and Ruin Johnson who played him....

    • @markwilson4686
      @markwilson4686 4 ปีที่แล้ว +41

      It's not just that, China was a big reason why they sidelined Finn as well.

    • @dboymax1
      @dboymax1 4 ปีที่แล้ว +36

      @@markwilson4686 ... Plus Kathleen's feminist agendas. She wanted "Super Rey to be the bestest eva!!"

    • @robwalsh9843
      @robwalsh9843 4 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      Compare Lando in the original trilogy with Lando in Solo.

  • @MoustacheMedic
    @MoustacheMedic 2 ปีที่แล้ว +29

    I like the Rose sacrifice concept. She could have been struggling with her grief of losing her sister, trying to understand why she did what she did sacrificing herself to help the Resistance, and ultimately deciding to do the same thing. Then having it have an affect on Finn losing someone he grew close to. I Would have actually liked the character if they could have had the balls.

  • @MFBooks-gy5nz
    @MFBooks-gy5nz 4 ปีที่แล้ว +244

    The whole Disney trilogy should have been about Fin:
    A stormtrooper breaking free, discovering his force powers, training to be a Jedi, under the real Luke Skywalker and eventually inspires a rebellion within the first order itself. Granted there would be more going on but, ah well!

    • @Soridan
      @Soridan 4 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      It would've been the obvious choice, so the expectation subversion throatpunched that idea in its infancy.

    • @RezaQin
      @RezaQin 4 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      That would have been baller.

    • @MFBooks-gy5nz
      @MFBooks-gy5nz 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      @@RezaQin I’m not the only one that thinks so! You look around TH-cam, you’ll find plenty of others who think the same

    • @LordPaulusCobris
      @LordPaulusCobris 4 ปีที่แล้ว +34

      That would be very nice... Rey and Finn training with Luke, but then in the end Rey goes to the dark side, and Luke manages to pull Kylo from the dark side, and put Finn and Ben Solo, fighting Snoke, Palpatine and Rey in the last movie... That would been amazing...

    • @Mudoh415
      @Mudoh415 4 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      @@LordPaulusCobris The Rise could have been Rey’s redemption in the final battle, destroying her grandfather to save the only person that ever gave a shit about her.

  • @glenglen6386
    @glenglen6386 3 ปีที่แล้ว +508

    I've noticed when it comes to portraying black men in woke movies, they're usually cast to dress up as a woman or just be the comic relief character.
    It's like the only idea of black men is as entertainers, either comics, singers or basketball players.

    • @Yarblocosifilitico
      @Yarblocosifilitico 3 ปีที่แล้ว +158

      You're totally wrong.
      You forgot being the first to die in horror movies so the others take the threat seriously.

    • @ab5olut3zero95
      @ab5olut3zero95 3 ปีที่แล้ว +40

      It’s almost like they’re modern jim crow minstrels.....

    • @felixbob129
      @felixbob129 3 ปีที่แล้ว +36

      exactly,the only person i can think that goes against this trait is denzel washington and even then he had to become one of the most iconic actors before that

    • @Yarblocosifilitico
      @Yarblocosifilitico 3 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      @@felixbob129 well, there's a couple others. Samuel L Jackson, Morgan Freeman... but that's about it, so your point still stands

    • @lordjor96
      @lordjor96 3 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      Don't forget been the De facto Sergent in both the police and military units.

  • @kraiden3
    @kraiden3 3 ปีที่แล้ว +898

    Us black geeks were extremely upset with this. Glad others noticed, and I love your story much better.

    • @SirSoloSoul
      @SirSoloSoul 3 ปีที่แล้ว +133

      Man I'm whiter than snow and I was pissed. Color doesnt matter. He could've been a great character and he was more wasted than the critical drinker on a friday night.

    • @jeffroberts6428
      @jeffroberts6428 3 ปีที่แล้ว +59

      @@SirSoloSoul Somewhere I saw a writer (maybe RR Martin) say something like “I write a character based on their story and their actions and beliefs, the looks and gender and everything else is secondary and doesn’t really matter.” What a great concept for a character: someone who had a bad a childhood and was made to fight against his will and he defects, and also has some force abilities that he doesn’t even know about.

    • @SirSoloSoul
      @SirSoloSoul 3 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      @@jeffroberts6428 That's actually great writing advice that I'll try to utilize ! Also great life advice , despite our gender or race we all have different backstories that make us who we are and we shouldn't be judged based on our physical appearances :)

    • @Zoroislostagaian
      @Zoroislostagaian 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Ikr

    • @tiawen1945
      @tiawen1945 3 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      im a white star wars nerd and i was pissed at the wasted potential of finn....WE FINALLY HAD AN INSIGHT INTO STORMTROOPERS but nooooo lets make him rey's flag bearer. SMH

  • @Wizgoht
    @Wizgoht ปีที่แล้ว +22

    Bro you show more respect to Finn than the actual writers

  • @terrylandess6072
    @terrylandess6072 4 ปีที่แล้ว +143

    After listening to this, I must say: "Finn doesn't need fixing, he needs rescuing". The movies are simply trash, and fixing him would just make all the bad look even worse, if that's even possible.

  • @toganium4175
    @toganium4175 4 ปีที่แล้ว +105

    I liked Finn in the Force Awakens. I thought that his motivations for switching sides made sense, and he actually had flaws, unlike Rey.
    With that being said, screaming “REY!!!!” doesn’t make a character compelling.

    • @Infamous1892
      @Infamous1892 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Why do people still like the Force Awakens? It's literally copy, paste, Mystery box.

    • @jakubrejak1114
      @jakubrejak1114 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @Strange Boy The white race ain't going extinct. You're deluded. Instead of imagining things, try to find new hobbies. Maybe you'll even stop being supremacist and racist.

  • @aleqthepredator
    @aleqthepredator 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3152

    Maaaan, it’s almost like the idea of a strong black male lead regaining his humanity and rising up to fight his former slavers kind of scares them.. Huh. 👀

    • @YEY0806
      @YEY0806 3 ปีที่แล้ว +234

      Irony

    • @TheBackOfTheClassroom
      @TheBackOfTheClassroom 3 ปีที่แล้ว +116

      Bruh...🤦🏾‍♂️

    • @xthemexicanx10
      @xthemexicanx10 3 ปีที่แล้ว +75

      This 😤

    • @danklegosi6084
      @danklegosi6084 3 ปีที่แล้ว +81

      Based

    • @jhint1929
      @jhint1929 3 ปีที่แล้ว +170

      It's almost like the fact that he's black is irrelevant and the screenplay was written by morons who fundamentally miss the potential of his character.

  • @GreySawyer
    @GreySawyer ปีที่แล้ว +6

    Great video and loved your ideas for re-writing Finn in TLJ. I will forever be salty with how badly Disney, Rian, and even JJ wasted Finn. John Boyega deserved so much better. Hell, the entire cast all deserved so much better.

  • @alxndrmzksm8387
    @alxndrmzksm8387 3 ปีที่แล้ว +283

    This is one of the reasons why I don't like the sequel trilogy, they did my boy Finn dirty, when I first saw him in episode 7 I thought he was gonna ve awesome, sad to say he ended up as a wasted opportunity, I mean, imagine if he was an actual elite stormtrooper that got tired of killing and decided to desert the First Order, he would have been one of the best characters in Star Wars

    • @alxndrmzksm8387
      @alxndrmzksm8387 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      @ true

    • @newtpondskipper
      @newtpondskipper 3 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      They made the man a boy and boy was that man thirsty for Rey.

    • @alxndrmzksm8387
      @alxndrmzksm8387 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@newtpondskipper damn right

    • @andrewthomas695
      @andrewthomas695 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Bad choices aren't just restricted to the prequels and sequels. QED: Ewoks. 🤬 Shit ideas amongst brilliance has always been part of the Star Wars experience.

    • @Birthday888
      @Birthday888 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@andrewthomas695 Yeah, but before, it was either shit ideas mixed in with general brilliance, or neat concepts that were executed awkwardly.
      Now, it's just shit all the way down.

  • @SideshowBob44
    @SideshowBob44 4 ปีที่แล้ว +39

    That scene with Maz talking while jumping around fighting is so stupid, it reminds me of something from a theme park ride where they guide you along.

    • @oh-not-the-bees7872
      @oh-not-the-bees7872 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      One of those things, if youve ever been in any sort of actual fight, scenes like this will bother you endlessly. Theres usualy no chance of effective communication in a fight.

    • @danielpcowen
      @danielpcowen 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Moz KantStandYa

  • @NormieNerddom
    @NormieNerddom 4 ปีที่แล้ว +160

    You had me at "Coruscant." Anything but that stupid casino planet.

    • @aceambling7685
      @aceambling7685 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @Gerry C slavery was legal under empire rule and in hutt space, so it wouldnt be slaves. I can only assume it was drugs or some other kind of contraband, military dictatorships outlaw some strange things. Also a lot of smuggling historically was done to get around tariffs and taxes.
      Edit; he could also be smuggling heavy weapons, everyalien and their gramma has a blaster pistol, but turbolasers and explosive devices are probably restricted weapons.

    • @1stTrailer
      @1stTrailer 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Making videos🎥 you come to the realization that sometimes you half to edit out entire scenes🎬 you think are good.😞 (trust me it's hard & I'm still trying to get better) I can't believe they didn't edit that casino planet out the movie.🤨

    • @420manman5
      @420manman5 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @Logan Botill Wrong, it looked like Coruscant, but it was a different planet. Beats me why the New Republic capitol wouldn't be Coruscant, but that's how it is.

    • @420manman5
      @420manman5 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @Logan Botill Definitely. Instead of Coruscant, we got some rando planet instead that just happens to look like it for...reasons.

    • @KRYMauL
      @KRYMauL 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Coruscant is a great cyberpunk planet.

  • @friendofvrgl
    @friendofvrgl ปีที่แล้ว +6

    Did your best for Rose? That is an understatement. I genuinely love your version of her. The moment you went into her sacrifice my heart sank. INCREDIBLE!!

  • @mikewaterfield3599
    @mikewaterfield3599 4 ปีที่แล้ว +182

    Finding ways to improve "The Last Jedi" is like looking for sand at a beach. Anyone with any functioning sense, and more brain power than a cock roach is going to be successful.

    • @danielpcowen
      @danielpcowen 4 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      I vomited onto a blank page earlier today, when I looked at the page again I had better script than TLJ.

    • @brianyule1289
      @brianyule1289 4 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      I don't like sand

    • @apathyminus5925
      @apathyminus5925 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      A Cock roach? that sounds horrifying

  • @fatherlucid4995
    @fatherlucid4995 4 ปีที่แล้ว +52

    The fact that he wasn’t the main character is criminal. He had the most potential for an incredibly satisfying arc. From nameless Stormtrooper to a potential Jedi. It seemed hinted at if you ask me. Even if it wasn’t it would’ve been amazing for the character. Should’ve been the main protagonist.

    • @kennethferland5579
      @kennethferland5579 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Han Solo wasn't the main character either. The original trilogy works of a core trio of characters, with one initially using the force and a second discovering they can. Thus Finn awakening force powers would make him analogues to Leia.

    • @comancostin4623
      @comancostin4623 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Yes,he should have been.
      No Chosen One like Rey,just a former badass soldier tired of senseless killing that finds a new purpose as a Jedi.
      What a waste of a great actor.

    • @AlbonitumG
      @AlbonitumG 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@comancostin4623 He could`ve been a canon version of Kyle Katarn. Not the exact same character, but similiar in origin and future role in SW universe. If he became a Jedi in training like Rey, there would be a possibility for a new Jedi Order even, with new films, shows, comics, games etc, with Finn as one of founders and senior Jedi.
      Now I don`t even know what his future is. Disney could always say "Hey, Finn is actually a Jedi now" but without character development in ST, it won`t be as believable.

    • @Mgauge
      @Mgauge 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      People keep harping on Rey “coming from nothing”. Pretty sure being a nameless grunt of an evil pseudo-Empire also counts.

    • @ChrisZukowski88
      @ChrisZukowski88 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      instead you got "adventures of REY and friends" LOL

  • @lordduckofquack
    @lordduckofquack 3 ปีที่แล้ว +225

    Honestly, I was feeling that Finn should’ve kept his stormtrooper armor and been the Jedi in the series. A defected stormtrooper still in his armor equipped with a lightsaber to fight his Sith Leader and along the way meets Luke and learns about the light side of the force as well as certain dark side elements giving Finn a purple blade and it gives a nod to Sam Jackson’s mace windu

    • @jaunearc2507
      @jaunearc2507 3 ปีที่แล้ว +31

      That would have been fucking awesome

    • @christophertaylor9100
      @christophertaylor9100 3 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      See, that would have been great, too. It would have been so much more interesting than Rey the perfect girl

    • @HufflepuffDaddy
      @HufflepuffDaddy 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Cool idea...but in the JJ/Rianverse wouldn't Palpatine and Kyle Ren detect force-sensitive Stormtroopers in their ranks, recruit them and then hide them somewhere (e.g. the Exogal scene showing thousands of Sith followers)? Plus those two clowns would say Finn is force-sensitive only because of Rey's proximity to him (her "force-residue" or something, lol) and still give her all the credit. So overall, yeah, you would need to a complete rewrite to pull off the whole Jedi Trooper angle.

    • @christophertaylor9100
      @christophertaylor9100 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      I don't really like the idea of yet another force user, I'd rather have a non-force hero along side the usual Jedi

    • @GiantProcrastiNation
      @GiantProcrastiNation 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      I wouldn't have him keep his storm trooper armor but over the course of the 3 movies slowly gains pieces of armor that are reminiscent of the storm trooper armor but not fully be armored. Show a mix of resistance gear with call backs to his origin. (I would have him keep the helmet with the bloody handprint though, not to wear but as a reminder)

  • @calinculianu
    @calinculianu 2 ปีที่แล้ว +20

    Jesus Christ I got goosebumps listening to this. This is such good writing. I wish this happened!!!! (it even inadvertently fixes Rose and makes her noble and not annoying)

  • @jjtjp2469
    @jjtjp2469 4 ปีที่แล้ว +70

    I remember when the trailer for Force Awakens dropped and just about everyone I knew was immediately on board because: "Ah Man, our main character is a Storm Trooper who leaves the bad guys. That's Awesome!" A real shame it panned out to be a waste of a cool character concept

    • @JohnnyZenith
      @JohnnyZenith 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      I wasn't. I already could see it wasn't going to work. TFA is poor, lazy, and I could see the mistakes in casting and writing before I watched it.

    • @goosegirl941
      @goosegirl941 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Yup

    • @Psychoangel-d23
      @Psychoangel-d23 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Since it was around the time when the whole "diversity" nonesense started i was just hoping Finn wasnt just a walking check box to fill the quota but a good character. But instead he became a stereotypical wacky black sidekick. Which is even more degrading than being a diversity quota now that i think about it

    • @sonnyhernandez8333
      @sonnyhernandez8333 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@BobDevV I think Abrams/Kennedy gave their crappy story to Johnson to see how it would go so if it failed they could blame Johnson and bring back the "talented" Abrams to save the day. I think Johnson snuck subtle little characteristics into the film to hint at this.

  • @seanthomxx2694
    @seanthomxx2694 4 ปีที่แล้ว +164

    Boyega: what's my inspiration for this character?
    Disney: We need you to be our "Chris Tucker".
    Boyega: 😒

    • @caseytatum5837
      @caseytatum5837 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Oof you nailed it

    • @ecmorgan69
      @ecmorgan69 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Oof, and not even like Chris Tucker,but "Rhuby Rhod" Chris Tucker. LOL 🤣

    • @seanthomxx2694
      @seanthomxx2694 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@ecmorgan69 damn it, now I wanna watch The Fifth Element, again

    • @WayStedYou
      @WayStedYou 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Chris Tucker was given more RESPEC in most of his roles.

  • @TheAcad3mic
    @TheAcad3mic 4 ปีที่แล้ว +112

    "What a fucking WASTE."
    Critical Drinker on the Star Wars Sequels.
    Correct.

  • @enfpscorpio7053
    @enfpscorpio7053 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    I got goosebumps at the end when you described Finn helping Rey lift the rocks. The entire trilogy hinted at both of them being Jedi, reminiscent of Jacen and Jaina Solo. The reason your end to the film would have been so amazing is because we know Jacen becomes Darth Caedus so in preparation for the final movie we’d question whether or not one of them was going to turn like in legends, keeping us excited to see it!

  • @lowkeyarki7091
    @lowkeyarki7091 3 ปีที่แล้ว +105

    I had such high hopes for Finn when I first saw the trailer, I thought he was going to be this storm trooper that rebelled, and became a Jedi. But instead we got a someone who was just there to be the black guy.

    • @richardsanchez9190
      @richardsanchez9190 2 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Only thing missing is hin saying "THAT IS WHACK"

    • @brainrich1358
      @brainrich1358 2 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      The token black guy

    • @buffalosoulja3666
      @buffalosoulja3666 2 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      I thought he was going to be a cross between a Bounty Hunter and Jedi. Fuck that would been an epic combo.

    • @josepnebotrius872
      @josepnebotrius872 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      A Goofy in the worst Disney original racist meaning.

    • @goshkakoshka2902
      @goshkakoshka2902 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Well, at least he didn't die.

  • @lecco666
    @lecco666 4 ปีที่แล้ว +78

    Drinker: You are too clever, too articulate and too witty to bother with reviewing such utter shyte.

    • @johnmachuga8811
      @johnmachuga8811 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Still fun though

    • @cabnbeeschurgr
      @cabnbeeschurgr 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      I think it's a worthy challenge for drinker to tackle such fucked up writing

  • @toby1061
    @toby1061 3 ปีที่แล้ว +105

    I think Finn should have stayed a stormtrooper jsut a bit longer, maybe when they get to Max’s temple he defects when he sees the resistance helping people. Before his squad gets withered down and Phasma tries to discipline him so we see more Phasma too. He joins Han and Chewie and becomes their friends, Han and Rey meet earlier on. Finn then over time develops his force powers and eventually becomes a Jedi and his outfit contains some of his old storm troopers armor.

    • @KarateWrestler205
      @KarateWrestler205 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I woulda had him run to the outer rim and become a bounty hunter and not being a goof

  • @totototonio
    @totototonio 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    And this is what you get wen a REAL story teller/writer takes care of business.
    Bravo 👏🏼 👏🏼 👏🏼

  • @TheCynic
    @TheCynic 4 ปีที่แล้ว +175

    if the drinker wrote Finn, Boyega wouldnt be accusing Disney of racism

    • @jesperburns
      @jesperburns 4 ปีที่แล้ว +30

      Which is hilarious because the only reason that idiot ever got a job at Disney is racism. _But of the good kind you see_

    • @elijahtiemens5532
      @elijahtiemens5532 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      No, he still would. Boyega is a scumbag.

    • @ericrhodes5174
      @ericrhodes5174 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Nobody:
      Finn: RYYYYYYEE!

    • @lifemattersnot
      @lifemattersnot 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@jesperburns explain "good racism"

    • @liwendiamond9223
      @liwendiamond9223 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      @@lifemattersnot There isn't good racism. But _certain people_ believe that such actions as putting a token minority actor in your film for the sake of representation is "good" racism. It's not. Rewarding people for their race is racist towards every other race. Boyega likely competed with several other actors of different races for the role of Finn, and perhaps one of them proved more skilled and compatible with the role, but they picked Boyega instead of the better actor because he's black and they wanted a black minority actor in the film. Can you imagine being that guy who worked hard on his craft, harder than Boyega ever did, and got rejected because he wasn't of the correct race? You'd be mighty pissed off about it, and rightfully so because that would have been a racist decision. Every single time you reward someone for their race, you are punishing people of other races by proxy. That's why you should never punish nor reward based on race, and focus on things that actually matter, like ability to act and personality. The best way to avoid being racist is to not factor in race at all.

  • @Dreadjaws
    @Dreadjaws 4 ปีที่แล้ว +225

    This is why I cringe for the cries for "diversity". These people's idea of diversity is to have more characters of other races, but they refuse to write compelling characters for them. Finn was basically the same kind of bumbling buffoon black guy you'd see in a Three Stooges short. All that was missing was him claiming how he was _"s-s-scared of d-d-d-da F-f-f-force g-g-g-ghosteses!"_

    • @inblackestnight9256
      @inblackestnight9256 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Perhaps somebody should tell film makers that true diversity isn't just having people who look different hanging around, it's people who actually are different by their life experiences and personality.

    • @carlrood4457
      @carlrood4457 4 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      It's called tokenism and we were well passed if for several decades, but now people want to bring it back. Just like segregation (aka "safe spaces").

    • @danderson8954
      @danderson8954 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      The thing is the bare bones of the character are really interesting. A Stormtrooper that breaks out of this brainwashing and joins the good guys. Yeah, that's compelling stuff.
      Then they just crapped it down their leg.

    • @somebody5702
      @somebody5702 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      In all honesty, what diversity should be is being allowed to tell your own story without being told what it may or may not include in accordance to a singular insular social clique.
      This shit is just different identities being pitted against each other because 'eat the rich' just hasn't had the right tone since the fall of the Berlin wall.

    • @arcanstonehide1429
      @arcanstonehide1429 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6


      Forced diversity is essentially racist discrimination - handing out parts because of the color of skin or an ancestrally-typical phenotype. Have to let it happen organically. It ends up coming off “offensive” anyway, countering its objective entirely, and tends to negatively effective the result as a whole, sequel trilogy being an example. Sheet, my mother is from Colombia, and I don’t give a damn whether there are people of Hispanic or native American descent in the media I consume; if the story or lore calls for it, it will be there. Otherwise could not care less.
      Racism is in fact not as prevalent as they would have you think. Want it to go away completely? Do like Morgan Freeman says and stop talkin’ about it.

  • @scottwalker6947
    @scottwalker6947 4 ปีที่แล้ว +82

    It really is a shame Poe, Finn, Rey, Kylo could have been intriguing characters, if they had been competently written.

    • @mpeacraft8585
      @mpeacraft8585 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      What Disney should have done is make the first movie solely about the original trio (Luke, leia, Han) then the next two films pass the torch to the new characters.

    • @petriew2018
      @petriew2018 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@mpeacraft8585 what Disney should have done was realize the success of their entire Disney star wars universe depended entirely on these films and taken the time to actually figure out what the hell they wanted this universe to be. World building was critical, and instead they just seemed to be 'yeah, whatever, just have it in theaters by x date'.

  • @sycopathic1782
    @sycopathic1782 ปีที่แล้ว +44

    Would of rather had Finn be the next Jedi. Already got his weapons trainer so no worry there. His whole arc could of been about finding peace in him self after all he's been through and learning the force and going on a quest to free those brainwashed by the First order. I personally would of found that more interesting.

    • @alnu8355
      @alnu8355 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      I actually think he definately should have been the protagonist but not a Jedi. He was wholly original and interesting concept in The Newer Trillogy (and those are very few and far in between). A human face on the thousands of those faceless goons who die cashually left and right (making him far more subversive than anything Ryan Johnson could write). They could have developed him in ways entirely different than yet "another secret jedi no one knew about #345,789,654". But, no. Instead we have to give more screen time to the embodiment of "Starbucks Pumpkin Spice Latte" that is Rey (the other secret jedi no one ever knew about #764,890,521". Hell have him combine his weapons training from Storm Troopers with guerilla tactics from the Rebels (get that 'resistance' bullshit OUTTA MY FACE) and in someways make that able to outclassed jedi training and Tactics. If you make him yet another Jedi, and the only way to move the plot forward is because he's the billionth hidden jedi, then That cheapens Jedi because the're not exactly the rare and exotic warriors the're portrayed as (because apparently EVERYONE is a jedi when the plot demands it). Also it cheapens his character by just giving him super natural powers to fill any plot gap (and we saw how that turned out with 'I demand to speak to the manager!' Rey).

  • @YetAnotherTechRaccoon
    @YetAnotherTechRaccoon 4 ปีที่แล้ว +119

    A man and woman Jedi - standing side by side in the face of uncertainty?
    A solution where both are needed and are unable to accomplish greater tasks alone?
    A story where both can be strong and not have to diminish the other's character to show it?
    Equality in my Star Wars? For shame Drinker...for SHAME!

    • @mairuzo
      @mairuzo 4 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      That’s the irony in these sequels and a lot of modern films pandering to SJW politics. They ram this shit down our throats in the name of feminism and equality, but their method is to diminish males and have these flawless Uber-women take on both feminine and masculine strengths.

  • @reav3rtm
    @reav3rtm 4 ปีที่แล้ว +270

    I did not realise how rasist TLJ really is. Ironic, coming from "champions of equality".
    Also you fixed Rose for free here, nice.

    • @anonymoust2877
      @anonymoust2877 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      how is this racist?

    • @reav3rtm
      @reav3rtm 3 ปีที่แล้ว +56

      @@anonymoust2877 Watch the video, Drinker explains it well. People of colour (black or yellow, I think you will agree that's "race") are portayed in TLJ as either comic relief or appear to be introduced as tokens of inclusivity (in ex. to satisfy some multicultural quota or appeal to some audience, in ex Chinese one), which is evident when these characters are evidently afterthought, not developed/written propely and usually are pointless to the story.

    • @bernardomansoldo2978
      @bernardomansoldo2978 3 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      I think it's amazing that people don't realize that Rose denies Finn's agency. She pratically owns him at the end of the movie.

    • @katarinadreams6955
      @katarinadreams6955 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      2 for 1 sale sweetie

    • @jhint1929
      @jhint1929 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@reav3rtm You're implying that it's actually racist rather than morons just trying to tick inclusivity boxes instead of writing stories. His introduction as a wavering stormtrooper, conflicted by the things he's being forced to do in service of the FO was the one saving grace of TFA, quickly shat on by shit writing. You're making a mistake thinking that this is a race issue and completely missing the point.

  • @alfredo6900
    @alfredo6900 4 ปีที่แล้ว +64

    The virgin Disney's Finn
    vs.
    The chad Drinker's Finn

  • @jchain1268
    @jchain1268 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    You're a genius. I'd watch that version several times over and over.

  • @OlafLesniak
    @OlafLesniak 4 ปีที่แล้ว +216

    Title: "Fixes Finn"
    The Actual Video: Fixes Finn and Rose

    • @O4C209
      @O4C209 4 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      All it required was for her to die.

    • @jefle
      @jefle 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      2 for 1 special, considering how intertwined the two characters were in the original script.

  • @drewwalford6335
    @drewwalford6335 4 ปีที่แล้ว +28

    If only we could one day see this in action on the big screen, 'Star Wars Reimagined - the Critical Drinker'. A man can hope.
    Loving this series btw.

  • @irishtrash5
    @irishtrash5 4 ปีที่แล้ว +46

    Not gonna lie, your evolution of Rose, and her ending, kinda got me in the feels... Unlike the way it actually went down.

  • @ThinWhiteAxe
    @ThinWhiteAxe 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    "enough to give my arse a headache" is one of my all-time Drinker quotes

  • @FortuitusVideo
    @FortuitusVideo 4 ปีที่แล้ว +146

    Iron rule of Hollywood: Black Man is not allowed to outshine White Woman.

  • @aaRept
    @aaRept 4 ปีที่แล้ว +32

    Fantastically rewritten!
    Finn was the most interesting character for me. I thought the idea of a defected stormtrooper had so much potential. He reminded me of a now non-canon character, from the extended universe, that I love - Kyle Katarn. Such a damn waste...
    I think the talanted John Boyega and Adam Driver could've made for amazing and memorable characters if it wasn't for the diarrhea of a script they were given.
    Thank you for making these fantastic videos! I really enjoy watching them and look forward to more!

    • @paulman34340
      @paulman34340 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Yeah I was thinking the same as I too love ole Kyle (Happy I can still play Outcast on my Switch LOL) and his story arcs! Sucks when you think about the fact "he doesn't exist anymore" (According to Disney retconning the EU....if I ever cared what Disney has to say!)

    • @Sindrijo
      @Sindrijo 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Agree so much, Finn should have been based off of Katarn.

  • @emmettfitz-hume9408
    @emmettfitz-hume9408 4 ปีที่แล้ว +39

    I'm glad you did this Drinker. Finn was the TFA character with the most potential and they one that was failed the most by the writers. When Finn and Poe became fast friends, I thought, "This is a great direction to take a new SW story." I was quickly disappointed as soon as Super Rey appeared and I stayed that disappointed.

    • @ecmorgan69
      @ecmorgan69 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Yeah, couldn't have those uppity males stealing any spotlight from the Ma-rey Suuuuuuuuuuuuuueeeee...

    • @nadrewod999
      @nadrewod999 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Not to mention the fact that, in the original script, Finn and Poe becoming friends happened LESS THAN A MINUTE BEFORE POE'S DEATH. It was supposed to be nothing more than a meta-joke against the "suddenly best friends" cliche, and instead, because JJ couldn't even be bothered to film any kind of scenes explaining "how Poe survived the crash without Finn being able to find anything more than Poe's jacket in the debris", it became one of the more nonsensical points in TFA.

    • @petriew2018
      @petriew2018 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      a good director would have made use of the on-screen chemistry of two good actors.... unfortunately they hired Rian Johnson instead....

    • @thomasdemay9805
      @thomasdemay9805 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @Strange Boy just a side character like Han Solo was just a side character in A New Hope. Somehow they managed to find plenty of time during the 6 hours of the Original Trilogy to do alot of things with him.

  • @Mikanoes
    @Mikanoes 3 ปีที่แล้ว +36

    OK, did anyone else get emotional over the Drinker's narration on what Rose's last words would have been?
    Because, I definitely got a little water in my eyes picturing it.

    • @Tgungen
      @Tgungen 2 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Same, it gave me the chills

  • @Timasion
    @Timasion 4 ปีที่แล้ว +80

    Finn's supposed to be a highly trained warrior. He's been doing it for a decade or so? Should he be like Kurt Russell's character "Todd 3465" in Soldier? Or at least like Teal'c from Stargate SG-1?

    • @brycesolomon9933
      @brycesolomon9933 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      I’m going to kill them all, sir.

    • @Timasion
      @Timasion 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      @@brycesolomon9933 That would have been epic. They bring him in the assault on the Star Killerbase and he just wrecks everyone. Han and Chewie just look at him and say "Okay."

    • @brycesolomon9933
      @brycesolomon9933 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@Timasion well they could have had Rose lose an eye in some sort of old/new soldier fight and purple hair yelling all she’s good for now is taking the first hit. Oh wait, that’s another Soldier reference.

    • @SyntheToonz
      @SyntheToonz 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Soldier is seriously underrated. Todd was epic. If they copied him for Finn... That would have been a great new Soldier story. (but maybe make it impractical to treat him like an introspective Jedi as part of the suggested Finn fixes..)

    • @petriew2018
      @petriew2018 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      or just a functional adult....

  • @deedlessdeity218
    @deedlessdeity218 4 ปีที่แล้ว +75

    Rose Tico is a perfect depiction of a woman with Borderline Personality Disorder.
    How could a character been written like this accidental? My bet is one the sole "the plot needs her to do this for this scene to happen". She's not a real person, she's a plot device pretending to be human.

    • @andrewkirk2548
      @andrewkirk2548 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      And Rian Johnson has said that she reminds him of a friend from high school...

  • @thomasmorales6981
    @thomasmorales6981 4 ปีที่แล้ว +155

    "Real adult humans wrote thi-"
    Ryan Johnson: Hold my pacifier

    • @kevinwilson455
      @kevinwilson455 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      I don't believe he is human. Human's do not have round heads.

  • @marsy24-o6b
    @marsy24-o6b 2 ปีที่แล้ว +16

    Finn helping ray to lift the rocks was legitimately beautiful!

  • @gfwinn
    @gfwinn 4 ปีที่แล้ว +58

    Todd from Soldier: an indoctrinated child soldier who is a fundamentally broken sociopath that needs to re-learn what it means to be human. Finn from Star Wars: an indoctrinated child soldier who seems to be perfectly well adjusted despite the indoctrination we were told he went through and as such is used for nothing more than cheep slapstick comedy.
    Finn should have had Todd’s character arc. Change my mind.

    • @thejagman22
      @thejagman22 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Don't think anyone's gonna try to change your mind.
      Imagine growing up a child soldier, you're stripped back and rebuilt, reprogrammed and mindf*cked to forget the old life and the people they tore you from. Then on your first mission - all you know is that you don't want to kill - something basic, primal. What would it be like in your head after that? What would your understanding of yourself and the world now be? You'd be broken, utterly.
      Or... according to Disney... you'd be an instant dude-bro. It's pathetic.

    • @mkocel
      @mkocel 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Think Amos from The Expanse

    • @Evilwolf21
      @Evilwolf21 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@mkocel Amos is life

  • @lokeyodinson8749
    @lokeyodinson8749 4 ปีที่แล้ว +21

    Doesnt fall far enough into "the agenda". This is a drastic improvement. A positive message, believable character interactions and development, emotional tugging and a micro redemption arc that can have implications in future movies. Fucking well done bro.

  • @theterbear9915
    @theterbear9915 4 ปีที่แล้ว +126

    My issue with Finn is he was raised since birth to be a soldier, yet he acted like any normal person? He didn't act like a harden soldier. He acted like you said cowardly or comical half the time. They ended up wasting what could have been an interesting and complicated character who struggled to function around normal people.

    • @kd67876
      @kd67876 4 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      @terbear, it is for those reasons I couldn't understand why people thought he was a "good" character. In TFA I am thinking the whole time he should be like Kurt Russell in Soldier, or the unsullied in asoiaf.

    • @theterbear9915
      @theterbear9915 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@kd67876 exactly

    • @grinningchicken
      @grinningchicken 4 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      Not only a soldier but one completely brainwashed by 1st order propaganda and trained to stoically kill and die without questioning.
      His first interaction with Rey is "Gotta boyfriend?" How does he even know that boyfriends exists? If he had said it not in awkward flirting but asking an awkward question based on 2nd hand information he'd heard from a propaganda movie
      Imagine.
      His first interaction is to demand Rey take him the rebel leader so he can defect. Rey realizing Finn is way over his skis gets him of the streets.
      In her hideout this conversation occurs
      Finn-You have a boyfriend?
      Rey-Umm no.
      Finn-How is that so? All women have boyfriends.
      Rey- No. They all don't. Where did you heard that?
      Finn- We have detailed information about how the rebels and their sympathizers live their lives. Since you do not have a boyfriend I will be your boyfriend
      Rey- (Laughs) Thats not how it works.

    • @kevinwilson455
      @kevinwilson455 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@kd67876 Soldier was a great film.

    • @XombieLejon66
      @XombieLejon66 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@grinningchicken there was more charm and personality in that comment than then entirety of these movies. Especially anything from the sad plank of wood that is Rey.

  • @dflaming1371
    @dflaming1371 2 ปีที่แล้ว +14

    I was actually moved by Rose's death in this version. Imagine that

  • @djstrongarmgmail
    @djstrongarmgmail 4 ปีที่แล้ว +71

    The producers wouldn't allow a black man to call an old white man "Master" because of racial tensions,... so instead, they made him a walking, talking uber racist stereotype that is used for whatever they needed him to do to move the agenda...cough, I mean "story" along...albeit begrudgingly. "Ironic and sad" doesn't even come close to describing that choice.

    • @alvarogabrielaguirregarin3933
      @alvarogabrielaguirregarin3933 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Finn has to suck because he is black. So he has to be told what to do by his super-rich-morally superior-all-knowing-liberal-party KKKmasters. And he has to vote for biden or else he is not even black anymore...

    • @djstrongarmgmail
      @djstrongarmgmail 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@alvarogabrielaguirregarin3933 Easy with that kinda talk...start making too much sense, and you're gonna get the old "Tico Maneuver"

  • @Sam-oh6mt
    @Sam-oh6mt 4 ปีที่แล้ว +116

    Make all of his lines "REYYYY" that will fix it!

    • @forsaken841
      @forsaken841 4 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      But muh “they fly now”

    • @natebush8217
      @natebush8217 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@forsaken841 "They fly now?"

    • @BruhMoment7685
      @BruhMoment7685 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Aren’t they already?

    • @paulstella8443
      @paulstella8443 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      *T H E Y F L Y N O W*

  • @lumarious
    @lumarious 4 ปีที่แล้ว +21

    This is what I wanted and expected. Ray and Finn, both training to become Jedi. Instead they completely threw Finn in the trash. Well done drinker.