LOST IN SPACE | 60 Parsecs #1
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- เผยแพร่เมื่อ 19 ก.ย. 2018
- What happens when the world explodes in Nuclear FIRE!? TO SPACE of course!!
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Tips: choose emett as your captain, his ability that gives you two of each material everyday is super useful. I also recommend only taking 2-3 people, a 4th is useless and I only take a 3rd to be safe. Focus mainly on soup as it’s the biggest danger, just have one person scavenge and keep making food till you win
Yall need to like this so jack sees it. Give him some tips and tricks for round 2
Charcoal who is emett?
The other Captain you can play as.
Isabel de la rosa the Astrocitzen in the orange suit, he’s the one that jack didn’t get as there are 5 characters and 4 seats in the ship
Really? What kinda ability does Deedee have?
I love the art styles the developers have. It’s feels old school but modern at the same time
Ikr, it's amazing
How are you everywhere
Its like a graphic novel
Its (retro futurism) ;)
Now I see this guy everywhere lol
“Nobody’s hungry BABY”
*everyones hungry*
no replies? yes! my time has come to become the first reply!!!!!!!!! charge!!!
@@forcyland well I’m 2nd reply now-
@@jacevlogs6194 3dr lmao
I love that your captains log sounds like Zapp Brannigan, its perfect.
Futurama?
@@NKNuke Yessss
Futurama was great
Do you want the rest of this champagne?
Which one he did 12 😂
*is told that the planet might have soup*
*Doesn't go look for soup*
Jack plz plz plz try paladins
@Vee Raj
I hope not :/
You never heard about the soup planet, right?
Nope
Play subnautica below zero they added a kraken🐙🐙🐙🐙🐙
43:39
*"you should take care of your injuries, Captain"*
The captain's dead...
Lol was looking for this comment
60 Parasecs logic xD
It should have said: "You should have taken care of your injuries captain."
*HAHAHAHAH*
Cup as a Head if the next captain sees that they can learn from the mistake
Megan looks like Edna from the Incredibles
ꜰᴀɪᴄ but actually average height for once.
Yea she do
ꜰᴀɪᴄ u see the thighs
Yep.
Actually though 😂
6:08 ‘people need food, and then...’
*takes* *me* *to* *a* *burger* *king* *ad*
😂
I got an oven ad the family in the ad was arguing over vegan food
dwaynethecockjohnson
I got a Taco Bell one
I got an ad about helping kids or something. WAS IT IMPLYING CHILD CANNIBALISM?!😂
Ship: Your injury looks bad captian!
Captain: Tis but a flesh wound.
Ship: You lost an arm!
Captian: *I've had worse.*
yes monty python
Funny how Jack once said he never really watched Monty Python but somehow he made that joke in this video.
Hartert Le remember that weird pirate thing from the LEGO movie? Ya that’s him
Ship: You lost an arm!
Capitan: I have two!
Ship: No, you don't!
Capitan: oh.
wow play big foot!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
You only need 3 people and those 3 are Emmet, Deedee and Baby because they all have an “ability score” that equals the highest. For example Emmet is a genius, Deedee is Limber and Baby is Mighty.
@N E P T U N E nep nep
@@jaynator495 nep nep
@N E P T U N E your username was neptune, you said anime
Neptunia = logical conclusion
@N E P T U N E N E P U ! ! !
You can't have emmet and deedee in the same playthrough
I didn't notice until the half-point, but Tom has a soup can lid on his chest..
Idk, I think it’s a medal 🥈
@@elderdragonloser eh, Tom seems like the type of guy to make a medal for himself after doing one minor thing.
He's basically an intelligent Zapp Brannigan, lol.
its a medal
@@elderdragonloser A medal made from a soup can lid. Even Kevin noticed and said that
"I forgot to send people on expeditions!"
You forgot a lot more than that... like crafting... and feeding people... and that debbie isn't stronk...
*Deedee
Jack:complains about lack of soup
Also Jack: doesnt send anyone to get soup
jack forgot to feed megan the soup
Jack forgot to go to the Soup Aisle to get Soup.
@@thegamefree1He sent someone to the Soup store, but they were trying to find clothes instead
Jack: Ha... the artefact is probably going to be the most important thing in the game....
*LATER*
Jack: I’m gonna recycle the artefact...
LoL
Scott MakesGames -- they're both correct; it depends on dialect like colour and color.
@@b3z3jm3nny yeah
Artifact and Artefact are both correct
CadetTrevor Jesus Christ dude take a chill pill. He used "spelling Nazi" because the other guy corrected someone's spelling, not their grammar. The rest of your argument just doesn't make sense. They're not hating on someone for having good spelling or grammar; they're just annoyed that this person feels the need to correct someone else's when it is completely unnecessary to do so, since everyone already understood what the original commenter was trying to say. I don't know why you feel the need to get so defensive about this.
Jack- " *sigh* I'm a dumbass."
Lol I can relate.
“Just tweet out about it. That’ll make it all better.” YES SEAN. THROW SHADE ON THE WORLD.
THE GUY WITH THE BUCKET ON HIS FOOT IS NAMED "THE BUCKET FOOT BANDIT" NO DEBATE
Omg! Your so lucky! U got a heart from the JACK
_All hail Bucket Foot Bandit!_
Maybe he kicks the bucket the furthest.
34:40The CPU is generally described as the brain of a computer, not the heart. This is PSU-breaking.
This is motherboard breaking!
@@jacksepticeye i love you
What would the heart actually be then? hmmmmmmm RAM? The GPU? I need to know damn it!
Actually... the heart would be either the crystal because it generates the clock signal, or the full bridge rectifier inside the PSU because it "pumps" power to the entire system. Also if we're talking about system critical components, the power cable is also just as important...
you do know that you don't really need a GPU? because the CPU also is a GPU but only renders 2D.
"Hell Yes! I. Am. Irish. We have luck coming out of are fiddle de arises. *Clapped to praying hands* Oh great leprechaun in the sky guide this tender..." -Jacksepticeye 2018
"I. Am. Irish. We have luck coming out of our fiddly-dee arses, ok?"
*claps and holds hands together*
"Oh great leprechaun in the sky guide this tender- "
*puts hands down*
"Did I crash and die? Oh guys its not looking great"
- Jacksepticeye 2018
I like how this comment is edited
Mad Mike reply to my reply on your reply
@@DARKNESS-sm5wf reply to my reply on your reply on my reply
Ok 👌
😂That was pure gold😂😂😂😂
Man I never thought 60 seconds was gonna come back...I love this version of it
Its not a VERSION. Its a new GAME
Same
Now that Jack tested the water I can´t wait to see him play the game with more brawn.
I have the feeling this game will be quickly forgotten...
@@notmynameanymore941 probably
AaronTheBlackDragon or tested the soup,because there's no water?
No?no,ok I'll leave
Ellen Carroll Yeah sure ^^ stay here and enjoy the ride with us.
Hearing “Don’t we all fight the Russians eventually” in 2022 is quite something 😂
I thought that also.
I was looking for this comment
How so? Asking because I’m Russian
@@igretrovods9189 * giggles in comrade*
*SHUT UP PHONE!!*
Plot twist: TH-cam was alerting him he got 20 million subscribers
For the best crew pick:Emmett as captain:he’s the smartest and has a bit of agility, baby:he’s the strongest and very loyal, Deedee:she’s has the most agility and can go longer without food, and finally pick one of the two remaining crew members they are mostly dead weight, or just leave them behind. The top most important items are in order: soup ,resource,communicator,artifact,gun and what ever else you can grab.
ONLY FEED EVERYONE WHEN THEY ARE STARVING!!!!
Sans how dare you even suggest leaving some of the crew behind
Guess you could say his well of empathy has gone bone dry.
Sans undertale
Andres Sibaja I got a bone to pick with you,did you do the math, 5 crew members (including the captain) and 4 seats , someone has to be left behind.
A Killer Dude , huh , I guess a guy with your name can still have some killer jokes, not to offend any killers or anything ;).
"don't die motherfuckers!"
- jacksepticeye 2018
Did you save everyone in 14 parsecs?
*12!*
quote=funny
I did research. One light year is approximately 1/3 of one parsec. Using this, we can multiply 3 light years by 60 parsecs and we find that the shuttle was originally launched 180 light years away from Earth
Platinum Magnum Plus, there's HIB 116454 b, which is 180 light years away from earth, and it's a super earth on its star's habitable zone :v
I did my research, ur a bitch
@@johnmcminnville5600 i did my research, your brain is a peanut
I'm a stupid boi cause I don't understand a piece of shit you all just said
wot
"communication console is damaged"
Jack: How?
i guess he sorta forgot about the whole rocket ship swan diving into the ground earlier.
60 seconds was such a good game
I forgot, did they ever make it easier to win?
@@robertnelson9599 not that I know of.
Agreed
Elliott Piker j
Robert Nelson The cat dlc made it was easier.
Maybe this is happening at the same time of 60 seconds. They do both say that it's a nuke.
No simply because in 60 seconds the Earth didn't explode
The earth did not explode as an object, only the surface exploded. I would agree to N M.
We never do see the rest of the world in 60 seconds, plus they have all the stuff about astro citizen in the dolores dlc
N M G A M E T H E O R Y
It is, one of the new 60 seconds events is your friend blasting off to space with astro citizen .
Tips (Event tho I'm 3 years late):
Choose Emmet as the captain since he can produce chemicals for soup (cure hunger), sock (cure insanity), and med-kit (cure ailments and injuries). Otherwise, making a crewmate with a positive morale successfully help you makes them a 'Payload Officer' in which they produce only one chemical every day permanently until they die. Comms Officer makes power and another officer I forgot the name makes minerals.
While scavenging on the ship, if you find a cafeteria, you can find a machine that spits out limited amounts of soup cans. This can save you some time.
Grab at least two crafting supplies. Each will give you 30 of the material shown, or, if you got a box that has [? ?] on it, it gives you 30 of a random material.
Being well-fed is not necessary and might actually cause trouble if you are selfish and stay well-fed while your crewmates are starving. You wouldn't want *traitors* or *enemies* right?
There are five types of hazards.
1) Spiked Grass ~ Can be countered with Armor
2) Biohazard ~ Can be countered with Gas Mask
3) Darkness ~ Can be countered with Lighter
4) Monsters ~ Can be countered with Gun
5) Pentagram ~ Can be countered with Artifact
Being careless about the hazards can make the explorer sick, injured and more... And die as well!
Extra supplies from expeditions can be gained by luck, or extra crafting materials by:
1) Handbook ~ Get extra Chemicals
2) Shovel ~ Get extra Minerals
3) Atomic Battery ~ Get extra Power
********
3.5) Tape ~ Extra precaution if you want no broken items
Upgrade Crafting Module and Expeditron X-100 to Level II to make your life easy but not hard as well.
Friend: "How was your day?"
Me: "Double plus good!"
Friend: "The Fu...?"
SEAN - There are lil numbers on top of the strength, agility, etc. when deciding for scenarios. You should try picking the one higher, the highest having a star!
He said that later on in that video
Lil’ Numbers sounds like a rapper that used to be a math teacher
'Oh ya know that's nothing! Just a little holiday weight!'
*3 Tonnes*
It's tons
“Don’t we all fight the Russians eventually?”
-Sean
Nice
Oof
that didn't age well
oooh no
@@yellobanana6456 This has truly aged poorly
30:38
Jack: The crew is visibly excited
Meanwhile the person in the yellow and cyan suit looks like he’s about to shit himself
*About to die of poison*
*eats soup*
ALL BETTER
Edit: [insert spicy meme]
Gimme ideas
500 likes
eXcUsE mE wTf
I'd like your comment, but you have 69 likes and I don't want to mess that up
:) lol
the likes on this comment are on drugs
Do u like pineapples
@@AgitatedCrab yes
Who agrees that jack finishes NOT TONIGHT
Don't worry, he probably will...probably...eventually...ok, EVERBODY PANIC!!!!! 😜
Yes I’m hoping for it every day
OOOFFFFF
Toobigadick dawwwg..
Today on "Worst Decision Possible" show our star is Jack.
I love how this vid in sep 20 is the same date we’re raiding Area 51 and jack played a game related to aliens
Jack: *gives strong speech*
Jack: *picks intelligent*
This was really amazing and usually I don’t watch 40 min vids but this was so fun I didn’t know that it has been 40 mins
Same
Game: "i dont normally get excited"
Jack: *"cause i am a robot and show no emotions"*
.
.
Me: "but Connor..." *cries in android*
The crafting machine is self explanatory, now let me tell you what it does
"Why can't I make soup, I just got 30 resources!"
Animal, mineral, soup.
He should totally do Connor’s voice whenever he reads the computer thingy
I was thinking the same fucking think mate.
How the hell has HE not thought of that?
You said it wrong it’s “Conner the android sent my cyber life” you now have been corrected
Captain trash can S You said it wrong it’s “My Name is Connor, I’m the Android Sent By CyberLife.” You now have been corrected.
"Don't we all fight the Russians eventually?"
Jacksepticeye, 2018
He's not wrong! Even the Russians have fought the Russians!
Jk, btw
Michael Besser 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
This man child is going places
*_Jacksepticeye, 2018_
@@michaelbesser5348 Have you not heard about the Russian Civil War that happened near the era of WW1?
"I'm Irish, we've never fought the Russians."
Yes. Yes, you have. October 6th, you lost ;)
Evan Moore I think football
@@sofiem1225 maybe hes talking bout ufc? Like connor vs khabib idk
Top Ten questions scientist still can't find the answer :
1. is spagetti monster real
Is Manbearpig real is still unknown
@@foxshadow3627 he's REAL
God, someone better animate this.
They should have Jack dressed up as Dede too like a cosplay, and you just see a little dark brown hair peaking out from beneath the wig 😂😂
Navahishamiltontrash YESSSS
Marcos Santos fr thooo
Navahishamiltontrash keep your weird kinkyness to yourself creep
lol
60 Parsecs? I Know a Captain that did it in 12.
Bryce Mckenzie lol
r/whoooosh
*I know a Captain who did it in less than 12*
Birdy_Playz r/whooosh you idiot
Everyone’s woooshin each other
When he said “Haha it’s a joke” my brain was instantly like METATON
8:14 Fun fact, Tom does actually have both of his eyes. I guess he just wears the eyepatch for show.
I always see people feed the crew when they're starving, I think it's better to feed them when they're hungry. Or a day *after* they're hungry anyways.
22:11 when Aladdin flew too far
“A whole new world wait wtf I think we’re in space” Aladdin
big nate lol
Shut your bitch ass up
@@mgbpowder6671 lol chill
A whole new world alright lol
This modern but old school art style is awesome, I just love how it mixes 60 seconds with modern times! I also love how the game has also made a completely different game, while still staying a bit like the original.
Edit: Thx for the heart Jack!
Kinda like fallout , like how the tech is.
It's literally the exact same as the original just with a new skin
laughing skull it is very, very different.
@@RK-jv1js reeeeskiiiiin mate. Just going of the glory of the 1st one
laughing skull it may follow a FEW things from the first one, but it is different, first, no water, second, different people, third, new place, fourth, different layout, fifth, a lot of different gameplay... the list could go on
22:10
I need him to sing a whole song with him actually trying
It would be glorious
Hearing him say "we all fight the russians eventually" now in 22 makes more sense
39:00 there is a bandaid on her coffee cup lol
You mean 23:08
Cup got pain. Deedee stop pain.
Sounds like that Uber Eats relationship didn’t end very well
None of Jack's relationships end that well
Lol a teenager with a sense of humor XD
@@rg2baxk wow that is stereotypical
Helena Rosno I’m freaking out about my freaking out about and they’re flying out of time in the middle of the kitchen cooking chicken and I don’t know if there is somebody
omegalul
Neil Armstrong: finds no sign of life in space in months or years
Jacksepticeye's team: finds sign of life in a few days
When Jack pulled the switch to end the day an Xbox ad came up and played right after the switch went down
Starting to have flashbacks.
*Make them stop Jack*
Its ok itll be over soon
Eveee Of the Lost Woods Here, take a joy.
@@constableliam1468 *sniff* can I have a blanket too?
Eveee Of the Lost Woods no.
@@constableliam1468 harsh xd
60 parsecs is equal to about 1.83218*E^16 km (18,321,800,000,000,000 km)
1 parsec is about 2,035,752.039 astronomical units
1 astronomical unit is about 150 MILLION km
why, thank you
I highly appreciate this
Jack:"Speed is key"
*MEMORIES ARE FLOODING MY BRAIN*
Fr I thought this would be top comment
Jack:
Order 66
Star wars chess
Me:"the references,this one has found"
This game is going to be very hard Jack fair warning
I know this has nothing to do with your comment, but your bendy profile picture is bad ass!!
Please play more Jack. Love these games
His name is Shaun
@@eggsnbroccoli5367 his name is Sean actually. If I'm remembering correctly
@@eggsnbroccoli5367 it's actually Sean
This is like an Irish bedtime story 😂 By Sean ... Sssshhh just close your eyes and listen....
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Mrs T.Murphy He means you’re a member
Nice sponsor badge, dude!
Royce Bacelonia everyone gets the same badge
should be logical that agility 3 is more likely to succeed instead of int/str 1 lol
I'd bet there's a trade-off in results though. If something is more likely to succeed it probably yields mundane results, while risky approach might be more rewarding and provide unexpected outcome.
Jack did note that about three quarters of the way through the video. He simply did not notice the tally marks until it was too late.
Andrewik Not quite, but different attributes will usually yield a different reward depending on the scenario. For example, there is one scenario where you can open a box with agility for one reward or use intelligence to break the box down for a different reward.
(I believe, anyway. It is entirely possible the reward is randomized, but what I wrote above would make sense given the wording of some of the scenarios.)
Stefan M. While he was still in space they passed an asteroid, the options were to use Strength to harvest the minerals, or Intelligence to harvest power. Some of them are more obvious, some are less so.
Andrewik I don’t think it works like that
One tip I've seen (although it takes forever to set up) is in the starting screen the timer doesn't start until you pick up all the listed items. In the meantime you are able to push every resource if not nearly every resource towards the hatch so you can just spam click them and get nearly every item.
32:25 What Jack said: Chocolate milk...That'd be great!
What he thought: BANANA MILK
DreamyChara a
“Tell them I have a lot of wins on fortnite”
Lol
clout gang
Tyler Does Gaming
Well honestly he could’ve said lots of wins in most things he’s gr8 at gaming
Unlike me
I could tho
Clout gang boi
TØP! ATD - Great at gaming? hahhaAHhhaAHHAhHhahAhaHAHAHAHAHAHAHAhahahsAHha.... *clears throat* ha.
I never played this....but
Intelligence is good because if something happens to the ship youd be smart enough to fix it
No shit Sherlock. Did you go to Harvard to figure that out?
Nah, just a high int stat.
*Jack talking to the crew*
Jack: ok! so no one a genius on this..........
*looks around nervously*
Jack:shuttle.
*awkward silence*
Jack:*sighs* WELP THAT'S GREAT WE'RE ALL DEAD!
*No one denies it*
EDIT: OMG THANK YOU SO MUCH I NEVER GOT SO MANY LIKES
*sighs* not signs
Wot?
thx
Christian Faith wow you have 145 likes that’s so much (sarcasm)
Christian Faith 300th like
* Executing order 66 *
Uuuhhh... 😂
Have you ever heard of the tragedy of Darth Plaguies the wise? Idk how to spell his name...
Yes, my lord.
Lol
EA: that Will be 50 bucks
I think he sees something we dont.
What happened to "Not Tonight"
Spider-Man happened
Spiderman happened, probably.
I personally played it and it doesn't have as much layers or difference than Papers Please. What I mean by that is that, at least early game, you do more of the same, only adding maybe 1 or 2 things every now and then. While Papers Please added so much more every in game day.
I'm waiting for the next episode too
It gets hard pretty quick, to the point where you can only make 3 mistakes per night. No way can jack get that far XD
jack you have to play the new subnatica the ice one
Jaybe j I agree
@@sylvester8861 tank u ... how many lööp you for brother
Jaybe j I would like but the likes need to stay at 69likes
Omg I miss Subnautica so much 😩😩😩😭 would love to see a new story though 😍😍😍
@@roseangel1111 there is
I found you a while back but never REALLY watched you until 60 seconds and I never stopped since. So watching this brings back so many memories. It’s like an anniversary for me watching your channel.
Send someone on an expedition for food! You only sent Baby on an expedition for minerals, try sending someone for food!
Well... i had a really shitty day at work... but at least i have jack to watch now that im home 😭
I hope you have a better day tomorrow!
@@lorettabes4553 thank you
"whatever day one is done day two okie dokie"
my new favorite jack quote
absolutely adorable
wait does anyone here actually know what the relic does?
or is it just for shits and giggles?
The relic can help you when you travel to one of the places on the planet with the hazard in the shape of a pentagram
It can also help with the killer robot penguins
It can help you get an ending on some sort of planet that I can't remember the name of.
It can help you in certain situations. If you have no chemicals, they are hella useful for making some
Were all doomed anyway....let's look at the fireworks YEA!!!!
It’s time for nostalgia
This really fits the newest video he put out today
18:53 ... *uses strength even though it only has 1 bar and agility has 3.*
Jack you really should have read the description of each person
He just forgot to feed everyone after some time
What happened to We Happy Few??
lol the zapp brannigan voice tho
this is why i love u jack
i love futurama
Ikr, him using that voice made it so great~
Limber... LOOSE... *RUBBER GOOSE!*
Omg I loved 60 seconds and I’m so happy there is a sequel!!
''Flashbacks,They are back.'' WHO DO YOU WORK FOR
LMAO
When are you going to play Sally Face part 3?
Ikr!
I’ve been waiting ever since episode 3 came out in February, I’m so scared that he’s going to give up on the game 😭 I don’t know why he would tho, he was super into it as far as I could tell
Asriel :( ikr
I really loved that game
Asriel he already did....
"No ones a genius here"
Wheres raven reyes when you need her?
I saw this game on steam and I wondered if jacksepticeye would make a video on it
His voice for the computer sounds like the teacher in Fairly Odd Parents!😂🦊
Mr. Crocker my good sir, and you are correct
The guy with the ear on his neck
60 seconds, a human being just needs that amount of time watching Jacksepticeye to reach true happiness.
so tru
9:15 ... Metaton? Is that you? Damn, I miss undertale 😭❤️
Jack: ‘I hate this already’
Also Jack: ‘I love this so much!’
Plot twist: The machine is actually Connor
Android sent by CyberLife... Hmmmm
Jacksepticeye are you gonna play Sally face episode 3??
I want to see it so much!
Me to!!
A little tip, the options when you first started (agility, strength, and intelligence) all have little tallies next to them. The one with the most tallies should always be the one that you go for because it means how specialized you are in that category (how you had three tallies next to agility rather than the ones next to the other options). Happy playing!
It's funny how the music at the end went from one kind of (classic) alienlike/mysterious music to another kind of (Jack's) alienlike/mysterious music