DON'T POINT YOUR BANANA AT ME | Job Simulator (HTC Vive Virtual Reality)
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- เผยแพร่เมื่อ 16 ม.ค. 2019
- I'm not getting paid enough for this ish in Job Simulator
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Jack:"I wanna do a voice!"
Jack now: *voices a character in vacation simulator*
Lmao I heard him on the game and I was like “WHA-“
Psyduck420 you know this is how they knew he wanted to do the voice for the game and he did a vid about it right?
@@tigolbiddies5444 yes... your point is?
Sean*
@@macabreromance
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Jack:*puts slush cup sideways and upside down*
Jack:where my slushie go?
🤣I think it went to narnia
Haha
why did you watch these vids i think i saw it fly to china
Yup it confirms he IS DEFINITELY DRUNK
I think it went to Russia
"You wanna fight a man who's got two bananas and nothing to lose?"
- Jacksepticeye, 2019.
Yes. For once in my life I see a human at its finest.
LMAO
LMAO
Time stamp?
@@lemon.puree. 6:50
Jack: Can I voice a character?!
Little did he know
*he was about to voice a character*
He still hasn't finished that game
Wait what game?
@@lelag6199 Vacation simulator
When did he say that???
@@btsfifaworldcup7197 If you didn’t know, he voiced a character in a different game by Owlchemy labs called “Vacation Simulator” which is just job simulator but you are on vacation (duh) he can be found in the mountain area
17:21 "Ooooh, mini fridge."
*sees soft drinks in fridge*
"YES!"
Infinite_ Arr0w_ love it
I dont know why but that is my favorite part of the video ❤🤣
We watched the video too
In the shout you could hear true joy
Sees -soft drinks- Soda in fridge
YOU WANNA FIGHT A MAN WHO'S GOT TWO BANANAS AND NOTHING TO LOSE??????
-Jack 2019
XD
LMAO XD
Lol
Lilly Olpin : “I KNOW I WOULDN’T!” - Jack 2019
He can loose he's job
“You laugh like you got away with something but I just robbed your ass”
W H E E Z E
wheeze
*W* *H* *E* *E* *Z* *E*
7:22
Jack: *getting robbed*
Also Jack: " *FOURTH OF JULY!!!* " *dies*
Jack: *drowns himself in soda in VR* starts coughing like it happened in real life
My asthma physically reacted to your comment lol
"Ooh mini fridge! YES!"
He waterborded himself
Sly Khy My asthma likes your comment LOL XD
Yes that was FUNNY
i think the whiteboard is the reason you are having tracking issues, because it's slightly reflective. whenever you turn around and face the whiteboard, your vision goes all over the place. it's probably because the sensors see both your headset and the reflection of the headset, whitch confuses the program, and you start flying back and fourth.
try covering the whiteboard with a blanket or something and see if that works
Eek baba durkle someone's gonna get laid in college
Seriously, get this to top comment. This is the most likely cause.
@@scottbott3604 AaaAanD ThAt's The WaY THe NEws GOeS
Signal boosting with a like, gotta get this up to top so he can see
Sounds about right.
7:27 it’s funny, cause when the explosion hit, it went straight to an ad 😂
That happened to me too
Exactly 😂
Happened to me to 😂
BRUUUUH, here too
Same
It's been 3 years and this video is still funny asf
Yes
Yup
OMG! When the screen blacked out I got really confused!! lol defiantly can't wait for the rest of the series!
so, you're showing open resistance or bold disobedience while you can't wait for the next video?
I defiantly agrii Wiv u
Getting Jackfilms flashbacks here
4 of July DOOM
4th*
when your watching in 2020 and jack says “kobe”
*inhaleeeeeee*
Rip
;-;
Ava Burkett I know right?!?!
Ava Burkett wawawawawawa
Waaaaaaaa Nov
16:26
"IT WAS HIM OPPICER"
10/10 ENGLISH SKILLS I SEE
Did y’all hear “I haven’t seen a mess like this since the human uprising of 2027”? What happens in 2027?!
We don’t know, JUST GOTTA WAIT 7 YEARS AND PREPARE BUDDY
Ifoundmyold2014ac c IM SHOOKITH!!!!!!
Well... obviously the humans uprise. Good luck I guess.
Dylan Launer get the wine? Maybe beer? Just sit this one out....
Sounds like a decent idea
Lost it at "You wanna fight a man who's got two bananas and nothing to lose!?"
His job
Me too 😂😂
"Where's my rack, ha its right here. AH I HAVE NO LEGS!" best part
7:27 “FOURTH OF JULAAAA!” It’s so dang funny 😂😂😂
Jack: Alchemy Labs, Hit me up, I wanna do a voice!
Vacation Simulator: Your wish is granted.
Trending 3 times in a week?
*that's how to be a boss*
*That's how Mafia works...*
*LIKE A BOSS!*
@@ImNovaRayz goddammit you beat me to it
Nova RAγz I literally just said that then I opened this comment section
Jack the reason your vive tracking keeps messing up is probably because a reflection of some sort is facing/interfering with your base station, (the vive camera). Try to make sure you don't have any mirrors, windows, white boards or anything that can have a refection nearby. You can fix this be either removing or covering them up when recording. I also noticed your base stations are aimed towards your head. Its better if you point it more towards the ground so the can track the area around you. Try reducing your lights or change their direction in a way were it doesn't directly beam light onto you base stations. Although I doubt it's the lighting that's causing the main issue.
Like so he can see this.
all this! and also I think his whiteboard is causing issues as well, for VR videos it might be better to not have it in the room
if he reduces the light the Facecam wont be as good
Eek baba durkle someone's gonna get laid in college
@@jrgenbull5334 Im sure there are others ways he can fix it, maybe the light is facing the base station, if he can just position it in another way were it doesn't interfere with the base stations tracking I'm sure it will solve the issue.
Very hard to do most of these in a fixed recording setup sadly. Moving lights would mean having crappy looking facecam and right now, nothing is causing reflections except maybe the whiteboard, which is also fixed in place
I laughed really loud when Sean took the sodas and then went "ooh mini fridge"
"YES!!!" Cause he found more soda XD
Nobody:
Not even the beetle under your bed:
Not a soul:
Jack:
**casually takes back the stuff he gives the robot**
*When A Guy Points His "Banana" At You*
I would eat it.
I was wondering if someone would make that joke.
we dont do that here
*You need some holy water Dorky*
I would pull out an apple and shout grenade
I love when players are holding VR food and accidentally take a bite.
SilentDecepticon I read this as he ate the burrito 😂😂😂
STFU
@@AstralPawzz ???
@@maggiemccauslin1084 🔪🔪🔪🔪🔪
@@AstralPawzz your gonna stab me through your screen I'll be waiting lmao
7:28 I could not stop watching this part
1:51
“Where’s my rack? . . Ah ha it’s right here”
*one second later*
“AH I HAVE NO LEGS”
Love the sudden changes he has every time
7:26 *"4TH OF JULY"*
**Ad Plays During Explosion**
Same. XD
@@pundertalefan4391 lol
SAME!
Mike The Hooded Killer sAmee
Same
*swings slushy around*
Jack: HEY? WHERE DID MY SLUSHY GO?
Me: *face palm*
Lol
I think he meant Where did the actual Slushee Drink go.
I'm seeing that part of the video as I read your comment.
r/woooosh
Physics: 1
Jack: 0
That was funny! He was turned around and making a peeing sound and he sad, " Oh, yes!" Any disagreements?
Nice lmfao
Yeah, We all watched the video.
Ur mom
@@nate2653 facts
No
14:35 i just love how jack just blasted the last robo kid and it got me dying xD
“Hey! Alchemy labs! I wanna do a voice!”
REQUEST FUFILLED
little did he know...
I thought this was years ago. *Then realized it was 10 hours ago.*
This is Argus same
Same 😊
He seems very pretentious in this one. Unnecessarily over energetic.
You must have been on some reeeeaaaaaallll drugs
@@VivekYadav-ds8oz Yeah. When he was messing with the soda it actually felt like that one adult trying to hard to be cool and funny... Well- Heh! That pretty much is about the situation here. ,': D
Don't know if he was actually feeling hyper or something else. What? Do you think hes starting to lose himself? A :,'
9:37: jack: man, I could have done some of the voices for this game. Vacation simulator would like to know your location.
11:05 "wow i havent seen a mess like this since the human uprising of 2027"
me, watching this in 2020: 👁👄👁
For anyone wondering, the "lucky numbers" on the back of his lotto ticket are in binary code, and they translate to text as "why u do this", which I find rather hilarious and ingenious
dude only us nerds know what ur talking about
I don't understand how to make sense of it, but isn't binary like 1s and 0s that u convert to like Morse code and then to words or something?? I think 1= - and 0= • Or something like that?
I have no idea. Just my thoughts
@@SolarrFakeaaaaaay too late so you probably already know this, but Binary is sets of 1s and 0s that you convert directly to words.
Think of it as Morse, in Morse .._._.. is A, and in binary 01101 is A
(Those are not the actual translations lol)
Ha ha I love the developers
"Aww thanks you're a real good person"
*jack takes the money back*
7:36
Jack:eat that eat that
Caption:eat that eat that *jerk* *himself*
@Emma Summers *insert lenny face*
Sean: litteraly burns down a building by cooking an egg in VR
also Sean: Teruteru Hanamora, Ultimate Chef
so true
Jack: “ARE YAH A FAN OF SHUTTING UP!”
Me: Jack..... you know who you are... do you?
I LITERALLY read that as he said it I'm serious. 😅
@Gacha- Heart ikr
Betty Morley sme 😂
IRONY OVERDOSE!
IRONY OVERDOSE!
*Jacksepticeye in many Reading Your Comments Videos*
😂
i swear this video was called “i’m not being paid enough”
It was he changed it
It was, it still says it in my news feed
Anti 😏
not anti, jack probs thought that sounded dickish so he changed it
It was Robbin...
7:25
I literally DIED! The way he said it had me laughing so hard my brother thought I was having a stroke
That 4th of July moment actually killed me 😂
Who else wants MORE VR!!! Keep playing jack!!
Eric For President: ME MOST DEFINITELY!
Me
More VR and TWD?
Eric For President me
eyy whats up dude ;)
17:22 ive never heard someone so excited about virtual soda
17:23 is my reaction
Haha
u dont say thats the most funnyest part of the video for me
Haha lol
I thought my video bugged
jack always sounds like a drunk alcoholic who yells at everyone 💀
Whenever the children “disguised” as an adult came to buy fireworks, both Jack and Your Narrator said “You think” but in a different way
I can’t be the only one who got an ad right before the apocalyptic world explosion clip played, and laughed
YES I Laughed so hard cuz I got a smoking ad!
Maria S no you you’re not
I have ad blocker
EXACTLY XD
@@asleep2702 that's how Jack makes money from videos but whatever
JAAAAACK! after completing them all do overtime since there are more things to do and new customers and stuff
William Parker Ooohh! I love overtime. Supposedly theres add on cartridges like zero g or something
@@huntercummings3628 Can Confirm. Infinite overtime can be done with any cartridge that has turned gold. though the jobs get a little repetitive. When all cartridges are completed then you get job mods. They are Zero G and bouncy mode.
7:23 the first time I watched this part of the video I laughed for an hour and a half straight XD
17:11, imagine walking into the room to see him drowning in soda 😂
7:26 FOURTH O’ JULAA! *BOOOOOOM*
17:22 Happy boi jack
APotatoOnTH-cam lol
I got an ad immediately as that happened, it was perfect
Everyone keeps getting an ad there yet I haven't gotten a single ad there and I've watched that part multiple times.
@@tristanreyes5444 same
FOR ALL THE PEOPLE ASKING ABOUT THE WALKING DEAD :
jack said on his Twitter he's trying to play it but it keeps crashing. We'll have to wait till he finds out whats wrong before he can play it. Like this so people can see
Cadence Western
Yup!
I love your pfp btw
@@Coco-xq7zh thanks ♥️
To add. Don't spoil the game either. Already have seen people post spoilers in the comments.
Thanks, yo.
Jack saved vi. So Louis is gonna be.... nvm I'm gonna cry when jack plays it
jack: "where did my sushi go GODDAMMIT"
(replays 5 seconds of jack slinging his cup around)
re watch from 4:34 to see what i mean.
# your the best jack!!!!!!!!!
Anthony Smith as
You did the # wrong
@@grayslife4741 IK IM FUCKING STUPID XD WHY AM I WATCHING THIS AGAIN
11:10 im watching this as a freshman set to graduate in 2027 and this just made me very interested for what the next three years have in store.
Yeahh
7:22 - 7:42 might just be one of my favorite JackSepticEye moments.
J
K
That Bot had a lot of bananas.
AaronTheBlackDragon I only have one
14:30
2:04 My parents explaining how to have kids...
"Hehe its right here 😏 WAIT WHERES MY LEGS- " jack last words-"😂😂
7:28
Right as he shot it, I got an ad and I burst out laughing
Me too 🤣
Same here. Not sure if YT decides when to run the ads or whatever, but damn it, that was perfect timing. I'm still laughing my ass off!
Brooo same
Rish Rosh and I got an ad that literally started out with an explosion.
"4 of July!" then got a ad for Fire Emblem Heroes
I couldn't stop laughing when his hand glitched and him the magazines to were they fell😂😂😂😂😂😂
My cat was staring at me confused while I was dying of laughter. Then came over to me and poked me with her like *what's wrong with my human?*
Everytime I watch this video I rewind that part over and over and die laughing every single time 😂
Jack: (4:37) So I asked- I said ad them... Where'd my slushie go!?
Reading captions are hilarious
WE NEED THE FLAMINGO SHORTS!!!! SOMEONE FIND HIS FAKIN SHORTS!
We need the fakin flamingo shorts!
Jack: *works at store*
Me: *walks in*
Jack: No, a bandito!
0 0 i: died
Me
same
7:26 HAHAHAH "fOUrth aH juLY" IM DEAD
is no one gonna talk about when the kids’ disguises failed that the last kid to run out says “I can’t go back to jail?”
Famous last words “4TH OF JULY”
XD
its the 3nd XD
there is no such thing as a 3nd @@kevinm7516
r/wooosh you dont get it
IS THAT A FALL OUT BOY AND MCR REFERENCE!!??
Is it me or does the home screen resemble to that in the space thingy of Goat Simulator? :o
Mabye
HMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM
Lol
It, Dose...
It, Is.....
“Kobe!”
Bro... that got me in the feels... 😔
I can just imagine jack shooting fireworks at small children as they run out of his shop 😂🤣
The “YES” at 17:22 made me happy LMAO
Me too
m e l a n i e lol
m e l a n i e WOW
I had to rewatch it so many times because I was laughing so hard. 😂😂
m e l a n i e *_YES_*
“Hes gonna get real mad at me and show up my bedroom again”- i have so many questions
Isn't it obvious?
Dylan Launer no?
I wouldnt like to ask "ah what da feck"
8:05 should've stole the cheddar back
Seán: Don't point your banana at me!
Me the Irish-Korean: Points banana at Jack and says a stupid thing in Irish
7:27 *explosion, cut-off by ad, me dying*
That had happen to and i literally died 😂
NNinja1255 same lol
Same with me I died 😂
DIEING!!!!!!😂
Sammmeee I got that also
The most relatable video title on TH-cam.
XD and soon to be true!!!
Great name man
The most comments on each TH-cam video
he changed it XD
@@royaltygaming_K what do you mean soon?
3:23 gets me every time I watch it
I never thought I could laugh this hard in my entire life!!!!
7:27 my add lined up so perfectly with this.
Same
Same it was soo cool
HSHSHSSSJS YEAH LMAOOO
Alex Alarcon same
Same
If time is money, then does that mean if I become immortal, I'll have infinite money?
; - ;
What. Did . you. Just. Say. The illuminati would like to know your location
Macintosh Plus starts
Ha! Can’t be immortal when your dead inside silly😁
Well the thing is, if one was immortal, over a certain amount of time one would accrue a decent sum of wealth, which in turn would slowly gain interest over time that only ever resulted in more and more money. So yeah, if you were immortal you would be incredibly well off.
shhh the illuminati will hear!
7:23 I laughed much that I died XD
"CLEAN UP ON AISLE SHIT!" i just about died laughing🤣
Jack: That’s what I like about them high school girls
FBI OPEN UP!!!!!!!
Nice
In England ? Lol
Im here to capture him
ReaPeR 2039 damn it you beat me to it
@@user-eo6ou6rh1v FBI CLOSE DOWN YOUR DRUNK
7:25 that is a perfect impression of an american.
facts.
We got an Oculus Quest and i’m so excited to play this game, I’ve played before on my uncles VR, and it’s the best!
Jack: alchemy labs hit me up
Me after watching him play vacation simulator: ‘-‘
Anyone else notice how aggressive/hostile he gets with vr working, maybe it's because of the difficult time he's going through with the missing of his flim flam shorts, but he's always such an angry boi with job simulator. Nevertheless, _quality content_ ✨I hope he keeps working the other jobs regardless of his jackpot winning
seidimeow Yea Jack is so aggressive with his New Jobs hello there your a great Vlogger I like your videos
What happened to his flamingo shorts?
Did anyone else notice how Jack haduken'd instead of high fiving at the end of the vid?
-flim flam shorts- *I love it*
Shh, patrick! You're scaring him!
Love at 2.13 when he says much bigger and the screen zooms in and out perfectly with his voice
I need every one to turn on subtitles and rewatch the video subtitles make it so much better
HE SAID FOURTH OF JULY AND THEN I GOT AN AD LOL
SameXD
Same
SAME xD
Not me. Everyone else is getting one but I haven't gotten an ad there once. I got a cat deciding to lay on my screen as it happened though.
Same
WE MUST FIND THE FLAMINGO SHORTS, its just not the same with out them
Jack: KOBE!
Me: that hit me in my feels
“Hon hon hon, FOURTH OF JULY”
Explosion and immediate ad break 😂😂
just as the jumbo firework went off, a tik tok ad came on. I'm not pleased, TH-cam, not pleased.
For me it was for Alita Battle Angel. Still not pleased.
It was q different ad for me, forgot what it was though
17:21 That YAS was so hilarious!
Yup
MadMaddox I’m crying!!! Lol
lmao
Jack: Oh The Mini Fridge
**See More Soda**
Jack: YAS
Whoever did the subtitles are freaking hilarious. Thanks!!
When he made the fireworks bigger than the fireworks blow up straight into a commercial
*ITS THE FORTH OF JULY!!~*
*Gets ad as SOON as it explodes*
Me too lol XD
Yup
Same
Ikr :(
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