@@Welpme69 Not the most creative idea, but Han just basically said he wanted Chewbacca to have a nickname because his name was too long. That's why nicknames were thought of in the first place! That line wasn't even needed!
At least that would have been somewhat unexpected. "Chewbacca's too long so I'm gonna shorten it to Chewie," We all pretty much got that from the originals.
@@ilikepigeons6101 Sadly so. To be fair test audiences are random people off the street, so likely not fans who remember a 20 year old film let alone watch the animated shows.
@@hbdragon88 he reappears as in the Clone Wars as being still alive but with robot legs, and continues through Rebels which is where Obi Wan finally kills him. Both shows are official Canon.
Simon Fox right. I'm just saying it's extremely likely that the average fan (only watching the SW movies) would be confused and not know that Darth Maul survived TPM. You would have to have watched the TV show to know.
I wish this series were on a separate channel so I could subscribe, I really can't stand the rest of Screen Rant's content. EDIT: Ok everyone, this comment is 3 years old, I don't watch Screen Rant or Ryan George anymore as my sense of humor has changed and Pitch Meetings aren't really for me. I already knew he had his own channel when I wrote this comment but the wasn't doing these skits there.
What about the fact he gets his name Solo for not having a "family" and later in the movie he reminisces about his fathers days slaving away at making Millennium Falcons in a factory... ...writing inconsistency's are TIGHT!
Boomstick Gaming yep & I guess his father didn't have a name also ..first-name dad... last name dad?... Disney don't know what they're doing with Star Wars.
Solo in legends: An ancient noble house with an illustrious history dating all the way back to the golden age of the republic. Han has an extended family including the infamous Thrackan Sal-Solo, a much less idealistic criminal who still managed to seize power on Corellia multiple times through guile. Solo in Disney: “You don’t have a last name or family?” “No.” “Lol, you’re Solo now.”
@@harrymills2770 It's been established for a while that Disney wasn't going to abide strictly by Legends, and honestly, it seems more interesting that Han comes from nothing rather than being part of a legendary family.
"How does Han speak Chewbacca's language?" "Because I wrote that in the script!" "When did he learn that?" "When I wrote it in the script!" Ladies & gentlemen, Hollywood in a nutshell...a contrived, convenient nutshell...
@@metalmatrix7 When he was a young children...? So, what, Han is some horrifying amalgam of several different children fused together by some terrifying science and evil Sith power?
@Reuter Atwork Especially when they're also like, "We're going to show you exactly how he got all these things that you didn't care how he got." Solo knowing how to speak the Wookie language would have been one of the only interesting stories to see, but no, we got how he acquired the dice that a lot of people didn't know about.
These videos have officially added the phrases “Super Easy, Barely an Inconvenience” and “(blank) is tight” to my everyday vocabulary. Love these Pitch Meetings!!!
"I've got a great plot for Solo." "What is it?" "It's a conglomeration of backstories for every mundane aspect of the character from the original trilogy." "I think you and I have different definitions for the word plot."
Literally this is what I kept saying on the car ride home from the movie..."You don't want it traced back to you, but...send your second in command with them? The second in command everyone has to know is your second in command?"
It's like the Suicide Squad where they send in a team of villainous Black Ops to do dirty deeds so the US government can have plausible deniability, and then have a bunch of US soldiers escorting the squad.
2:11 laughed my balls off... "Han was in the imperial army? That sounds very interesting." "Yeah, so we'll skip right past that and into the tail end of it." Too real. Too true.
You think the suits care about stories that make sense? Everything is driven by an agenda. The movie is like that because it was written like that. They know is full of crap that nobody cares about, not even the hardcore fans.
@@Michael_ORourke Pretty sure that he replaced it with a mechanic one which can vibrate. Seriously, wouldn't we all want that if we would ever lose it?
Producer, " Seems kinda of unnecessary." Writer, "Aren't ALL movies unnecessary?" 😉 Touche Ryan, touche. Love your videos, keep em coming. #thisisTIGHT #supereasybarelyaninconvience 💕
“Those are good questions.” “Thank you!” “So anyway, then the characters are gonna...” “So you’re not going to answer the questions?” “No, I’m not. So anyway, then the characters are gonna...” 😁
The saddest part of this is that there is an original trilogy of books that detail Han's early life, that are so much better. It shows how he knows the Wookie language, how he gets in with Lando, how he knows about the Rebellion, the Kessel Run, and it even has Boba Fett and Jabba. It's an amazingly well told story that, if adapted into a script and given a few tweaks for style points, would have been a really engaging story. Sad that they didn't use this material; They let a goldmine go to waste.
Yes, of course the books are better, almost always the case. But see, studio execs don't like books, they like big blockbuster movies which ruin the history and mystery of a franchise in the name of hopefully making big bucks for their big, fat wallets and heads. They are as out of touch as can be. Luckily, by the flop that this movie was, people are catching on and not wasting their time with this over-done crap anymore.
@@coolioso808 "we didn't have 800 page novels to base ourselves on" -Katheleen kenedy right after jetisoning the Expanded Universe to make a Soft-remake of the OT.
That's how I respond to people talking about "unnecessary sequels". Have we ever really NEEDED a sequel to a movie? No. The writers WANTED to make it. Most of the time, anyway.
This guy told me he was despairing of his life, so I told him to watch the Pitch Meetings and now he owns his own ice cream store where everyone gets a free smile. Also, I want that t-shirt.
These conversations seem so natural because Ryan's editing the visual to switch slightly before the audio ends or starts causing it to bleed into the next scene for a very split second. It's subtle but makes a huge difference compared to when amateurs attempt these sort of "conversations" between the same actors.
*@Harsh haze* I find the psychology of Ryan's editing technique to be even more impressive. I believe what's happening is that your frontal lobe knows damn well that he's playing both characters but there's a part of your brain (location: ?) that doesn't and only believes things upon sensory data. This is the area of your mind that Ryan's toying with. If for even a split second the sound of a voice is being heard while your eyes are looking at another person on-screen who's not saying it, your brain with conclude that there are 2 people conversing. It's subtle but brilliant, mix that with Ryan's sense of humor and wit... and presto! You have *Screen Rant's* best series. =)
HAN: "OH NO! I lost my girlfriend to that bad guy! I'd better join this military to save her!" THREE YEARS LATER HAN: "Wait! Wasn't there something I was supposed to do? 'cause I feel like there's something I was supposed to do."
To be fair, a powerful party being in charge isn't the same as the Rule of Law being a thing. If a powerful warlord or emporer takes control and basically does what they want to anyone at any time, they can have a whole list of rules they ruthlessly enforce, but it's still not the rule of law if they can and do just come on and go whatever they want because there is no check to their power. A large part of the rule of law is that applies to everyone, even the ones in power. If you have no rights, no way of redress, and they can just come in and execute you and seize your property because they want to and they have the guns and soldiers, that's a lawless time just as much as there being no one in charge. Also a lot of these types only enforce order to the extent that disorder endangers their power. If you are disrupting trade or threatening to seize local power but aren't under their control or contributing to their treasury, they will step in to stop you. But if you aren't really doing anything but victimizing your neighbors, it may not be worth their time to stop you, they don't care if you are running your own thing on the side as long as you don't mess with their thing. It actually makes some sense in the Star Wars universe, the Empire only relatively recently seized power, which will destabilize a lot of existing power structures. It's only been 20 years or so by the start of the OT, and seizing control of a Galactic Empire doesn't necessarily translate into immediate law and order on the hundreds of different worlds just because you have lots of soldiers. The ones you do have will be occupied dealing with the highest priority threats to stability and the most important systems, so a lot of stuff is going to get by then for a while, until they can stabilize and consolidate power and set up a functional system of rule. Assuming they are even capable of doing so, which is kind of questionable. Plenty of real nations have been seized by military juntas with lots of soldiers and harsh penalties, and it doesn't automatically mean law and order in the nation afterwards. In fact it rarely does, which is why they are objectionable.
Suit: Animated stuff, you mean like Droids? Writer: No. Suit: You mean like Ewoks? Writer: No. Suit: You mean like Rebels? Writer: No. Suit: You mean like Resistance? Writer: No. Suit: You mean like Genndy Tartakovsky's Clone Wars shorts? Writer: No. Suit: You mean like Nelvana's Holiday Special short with Boba Fett? Writer: No. Suit: Then what do you mean? Writer: I DON'T KNOW. Suit: Fair enough.
You know what would've been cool? Have Han and Qi'ra stand near a Wookiee friend at Lady Proxima's. Or maybe make Han make a joke about her being more ornery than his Wookiee nanny. Something to establish that he had access to Wookiees and the Wookiee language before running into Chewbacca.
In places of high linguistic diversity, even when there’s a major lingua franca, people learn three, four, or even more languages. You need to learn the local language, the regional language, the national language, plus English, and maybe French or Arabic. The thing is, they usually only learn the languages that they actually use. Most people can’t afford a language course, or textbook, so they have to learn the hard way. So while it is believable that Han is a polyglot, it’s ridiculous that he knew wookiee.
First there was Everything Wrong With...the there was Honest Trailer....but now Pitch Meeting is far and away the best comical critical review a lonely, pedantic geek can be treated to!
All this is like the Silmarillion. It was backstory that Tolkein wrote for Lord of the Rings and didn't think it was interesting in itself then it got published after he died. And it really wasn't interesting in itself.
Scott Humphreys Luckily Disney doesn't have the rights to Tolkien, otherwise we'd be suffering through _Strider: a Lord of the Rings Story_ right now. There would also be several cartoons just retelling the trilogy in animated form, and a Disney + show about Tom Bombadil singing to trees 😂 Not every plot hole or unanswered question needs its own movie/show, Disney!
@@polyhymnia701 - Haha! So right! I was going to say an unneeded movie about how gandalf got his sword or staff but that would probably be a cool story.
You really can't make these pitch meeting videos fast enough...you do a great job, you've got a great sense of humor and these are the most fun videos I've found thus far on TH-cam. Good job man, thanks a lot and GREAT video!
Honestly the only reason I'm not subscribed to your channel is because I don't care about everything else screen rant does! The pitch meetings are the only reason I come here!
"So this thing lives near a black hole? Why does it live there and what does it eat?" "Those are good questions!" "Thank you." "So anyway..." "Oh, you're not going answer the questions?" "No I'm not" 😂🤣😂.
"do you think its gonna be hard to fit all 7 or so of our trademark jokes, tropes and statements into every video?" "No it's gonna be super easy, BARELY AN INCONVENIENCE"
in fact, TLJ lost over $800 million due to Disney-gate, where they LIED that only bigots disliked the movie. I would've seen the movie 3 times had it been Rogue One! I couldn't bring myself to watch TLJ a second time, even for free. YIKES. (Oh: TLJ turned a profit. But it made $800 million less than it normally would've.)
I watched it on Netflix, I would have been upset if I saw it in theatres, it wasn't good but it wasn't bad, they actually said a lot of things I was mad at.
OMG! I haven't laughed so hard in a while! And I've been laughing at Star Wars for a few months now. This was so much better than I imagined the pitch meeting went between Kathleen Kennedy and John Kasden! At least you are likeable...freaking Great video!!! 😂😆😄
"Great so we're also gonna provide some back story's on Han's golden dice." "Han has dice?" I've seen the oridge tridge more times than I can count and I never noticed Han had dice.
He has them on the winshield of the Millenium Falcon. For some reason, people used to hang dice over the rearview mirror in cars in the 70s. So Lucas had gold dice hanging in the cockpit as a joke, as if that was the futuristic evolution of the same concept. It wasn't meant to be a big deal.
My man! You are my hero! I ALMOST saw this movie. I was IN the theater, but it was projected so dark, I seriously (actually, literally) did NOT recognize Woody Harrleson for 30 minutes! That's not a joke. We wound up getting credit to watch another movie. I have to say your treatment of this film was infinitely more entertaining than the film itself! LOVING it! Now that i have discovered you, I can't wait to watch your other rants. I have subscribed and gave you a massive, FORCEful thumbs up.
Mathew Stormblesse anakin is a way better character than Rey, Poe and the fat Asian lady COMBINED. I rather watch Hayden C, give a 2 hour lecture on how much he hates sand, than watch the last Jedi
THE PITCH COULDA JUST BEEN THIS: "HOW ABOUT A STANDALONE MOVIE STARRING THE BELOVED HAN SOLO...... MINUS HAN SOLO (Harrison)?" KKennedy: "BRILLIANT!!!" How did they NOT think of a standalone DARTH VADER movie (anyone can be in the costume!) or R2 / 3P0? (Ditto.) YEEEESH. Also note how all the studios are REBOOTING STUFF NO ONE WANTED TO BE REBOOTED.... but they refuse to reboot the films we ALL want to see rebooted / remade?!! (The Lucas PREQUELS! Give us a REAL Anakin!)
You mean to explain why Greedo was after him? They explained it in that scene, Han dumped the cargo he was smuggling when an Imperial ship showed up to inspect him.
"I don't feel any different now that I know that" sums up the whole movie
Well put, sir, you've unmasked the whole thing!
(see what I did there? RK Post illustrations are tight!)
😊@@EarnestCreations
@EarnestCreations random references to 25-year-old Magic cards from are tight!
It’s a fun movie
Han should've nicknamed Chewbacca "Chewie" because he tried to eat him earlier.
i feel like you just won the internet there...
Well they call him chewie sometimes
It took you 5 seconds to beat a whole writing team.. Im sorry that doesn't mean what it used to
@@Welpme69 Not the most creative idea, but Han just basically said he wanted Chewbacca to have a nickname because his name was too long. That's why nicknames were thought of in the first place! That line wasn't even needed!
At least that would have been somewhat unexpected. "Chewbacca's too long so I'm gonna shorten it to Chewie," We all pretty much got that from the originals.
Even funnier, the reason Maul sparks up his Lightsaber and waves it around is because the test audience didn't recognise him.
Simon Fox really?!?
@@ilikepigeons6101 Sadly so. To be fair test audiences are random people off the street, so likely not fans who remember a 20 year old film let alone watch the animated shows.
Simon Fox even if the audience has SW fans who remember TPM they'd still be confused since Maul gets killed at the end of TPM.
@@hbdragon88 he reappears as in the Clone Wars as being still alive but with robot legs, and continues through Rebels which is where Obi Wan finally kills him. Both shows are official Canon.
Simon Fox right. I'm just saying it's extremely likely that the average fan (only watching the SW movies) would be confused and not know that Darth Maul survived TPM. You would have to have watched the TV show to know.
These Pitch Meetings keep these two fed through the winter
I bet their friends have a hard time telling them apart.
Justin Springer I have...
Mauricio Valdez oh, I thought they were twins...ha ha ha....😉😉
Zie PortaL I don't feel like inviting a virus onto my phone, thanks.
Dragon Ball Black Ryan Solo
"How does Han speak Chewbaca's language?"
"Because I wrote that in the script."
"But when did he learn that?"
"When I wrote it in the script."
Andy Mitchell he speaks Chewy’s language but won’t say his full name 🤔
Now THAT's who you do origins!
I like when you quoted verbatim what we just watched in the video.
Verbatim quotes are TIGHT.
I love this
He learned it in the empire
I want a tee shirt that says "Pitch Meeting" on the front and "Getting this shirt was super easy. Barely an inconvenience. " on the back.
I’d rather have “this t-shirt is TIGHT” on the back
I'll take 12
Same here. I’ll buy 10. No changes to your wording! 👍👍
oh you have a t-shirt idea for me?
Yes sir, I do.
I wish this series were on a separate channel so I could subscribe, I really can't stand the rest of Screen Rant's content.
EDIT: Ok everyone, this comment is 3 years old, I don't watch Screen Rant or Ryan George anymore as my sense of humor has changed and Pitch Meetings aren't really for me. I already knew he had his own channel when I wrote this comment but the wasn't doing these skits there.
because he has no friends
I am with you on that one!
SAME!!!
Agree, always videos about super heroes movies.
YEA
What about the fact he gets his name Solo for not having a "family" and later in the movie he reminisces about his fathers days slaving away at making Millennium Falcons in a factory...
...writing inconsistency's are TIGHT!
Maybe his father didn't have a last name either
Boomstick Gaming yep & I guess his father didn't have a name also ..first-name dad... last name dad?... Disney don't know what they're doing with Star Wars.
He’s saying he didn’t have anyone that would support him. But it was a pretty good surface analyzation
it was implied that after Han's father died, he was found by Lady Proxima's people and brought to their place, like Qi'ra
Anewlevel You are my friend now. Greetings, friend.
Solo in legends: An ancient noble house with an illustrious history dating all the way back to the golden age of the republic. Han has an extended family including the infamous Thrackan Sal-Solo, a much less idealistic criminal who still managed to seize power on Corellia multiple times through guile.
Solo in Disney: “You don’t have a last name or family?”
“No.”
“Lol, you’re Solo now.”
Total hacks. No respect for the source material or the audience.
That and cramming most of his backstory, plus some, annoyed me. Other than that, it was a good (stand alone) movie.
That line would have worked if Han had said it being a smart ass. But making the guy taking names do it just didn't make any sense.
@@harrymills2770 It's been established for a while that Disney wasn't going to abide strictly by Legends, and honestly, it seems more interesting that Han comes from nothing rather than being part of a legendary family.
What is/was legends? As a casual fan i've never heard of it.
I love the passive-aggressive tone they're giving each other.
That's about 80% of people in modern Hollywood... you can see the LA, film industry types from 10mi away.
When the Millennium Falcon sits in a desert for 30 years and the consciousness of the droid from Han Solo's youth haunts the place.
Dude you just put that into some serious dark context for me. lol
"And they imply Lando had a romantic relationship with his droid"
*"WHAT?"*
AdamG1983 well he does seem to love everything in the old movies, girls, his fancy cloths, his humour, bla bla bla
"Yeah, the droid who was his slave."
"That's - "
"It's sweet, that's what it is."
The robot said "plug it in" and he took it literally
and is a super annoying SJW hardliner that sounds like KK.
The actress who plays the droid (Phoebe Bridge) is very attractive so reading the lines and looking interested in her would be easy.
"How does Han speak Chewbacca's language?" "Because I wrote that in the script!" "When did he learn that?" "When I wrote it in the script!" Ladies & gentlemen, Hollywood in a nutshell...a contrived, convenient nutshell...
More like super easy, barely a inconvenience.
According to the books he was raised by a Wookie on a slave ship when he was a young children.
@@metalmatrix7 When he was a young children...?
So, what, Han is some horrifying amalgam of several different children fused together by some terrifying science and evil Sith power?
@@metalmatrix7 But according to the movie he was basically a slave for that worm lady until he escaped.
@Reuter Atwork Especially when they're also like, "We're going to show you exactly how he got all these things that you didn't care how he got." Solo knowing how to speak the Wookie language would have been one of the only interesting stories to see, but no, we got how he acquired the dice that a lot of people didn't know about.
These videos have officially added the phrases “Super Easy, Barely an Inconvenience” and “(blank) is tight” to my everyday vocabulary. Love these Pitch Meetings!!!
me too but im ok with it
Ryan George is TIGHT!
Yeah yeah yeah!
things that are super easy, barely an inconvenience are tight!
My mist cited phrase ist actually: Woopsie
"I've got a great plot for Solo." "What is it?" "It's a conglomeration of backstories for every mundane aspect of the character from the original trilogy." "I think you and I have different definitions for the word plot."
I literally pissed myself reading your comment
@@toddbates4954 You should probably get that checked by a doctor. 😁
Literally this is what I kept saying on the car ride home from the movie..."You don't want it traced back to you, but...send your second in command with them? The second in command everyone has to know is your second in command?"
And wasn't she Solo's former girlfriend? What could go wrong?
@@davidm5707 get off my back, man
@@bornofpixels I'm going to need you to get all the way off my back.
@@mckennaConfig let me get off of that thing!
It's like the Suicide Squad where they send in a team of villainous Black Ops to do dirty deeds so the US government can have plausible deniability, and then have a bunch of US soldiers escorting the squad.
2:11
laughed my balls off... "Han was in the imperial army? That sounds very interesting." "Yeah, so we'll skip right past that and into the tail end of it."
Too real. Too true.
@@10tailedbijuu That was way before the Solo timeline.
Studios should hire this guy to go over their scripts before they go into production. He would probably make bank doing that.
Seconded
Making bank by approving scripts is tight!
You think the suits care about stories that make sense? Everything is driven by an agenda. The movie is like that because it was written like that. They know is full of crap that nobody cares about, not even the hardcore fans.
HOLLYWOOD DOES A GREAT JOB!!! YOU HURR??? THIS GUY IS JUST A LIBERAL HACK TRYING TO MAKE MISERABLE A GREAT JOB ON SOLO!!!!
@@freedomcounty6736 THATS IT IM TRIGGERED, I WANT TO SPEAK TO YOUR MANAGER
Sees Solo Pitch Meeting in the subscriptions feed
Me: I have a good feeling about this!
More like this is where the fun begins!
SourceCy A surprise to be sure, but a welcome one.
Game time started.
@@Johnba98 wrong movie 😂
"They made her a prisioner. It looks like it came from Black Mirror"
I can't with this guy. He's too much!!!!!!😂🤣😂🤣
showing your dual sided light-saber to a hot girl is TIGHT
He has to compensate for a certain missing something...
@@Michael_ORourke Pretty sure that he replaced it with a mechanic one which can vibrate. Seriously, wouldn't we all want that if we would ever lose it?
I want to die
@@birdseppuku6424 Think about memes. They give us all a reason to live.
Memes or cat videos. They are all beautiful.
LivingCheese,, ye I’m sold, I’m going to go watch cat meme videos now.
"oh so your not gonna answer that question"
"no, I'm not "
sums up these new star war movies
Amen.
"B-b-but the books answer these!!"
Star Wars writers trying to explain things is how we got midichlorians.
Truth is whether they answer questions or not Star Wars fans will still complain about the answers or lack of.
All questions will be answered in other anthology spin off movies lol
Producer, " Seems kinda of unnecessary."
Writer, "Aren't ALL movies unnecessary?" 😉
Touche Ryan, touche. Love your videos, keep em coming.
#thisisTIGHT #supereasybarelyaninconvience 💕
“Those are good questions.”
“Thank you!”
“So anyway, then the characters are gonna...”
“So you’re not going to answer the questions?”
“No, I’m not. So anyway, then the characters are gonna...” 😁
My favorite bit of the skit!
I came back specifically for it lmao
The saddest part of this is that there is an original trilogy of books that detail Han's early life, that are so much better. It shows how he knows the Wookie language, how he gets in with Lando, how he knows about the Rebellion, the Kessel Run, and it even has Boba Fett and Jabba. It's an amazingly well told story that, if adapted into a script and given a few tweaks for style points, would have been a really engaging story. Sad that they didn't use this material; They let a goldmine go to waste.
i love those books so much and 20% of them could have made a better film then this nonsense
Yes, of course the books are better, almost always the case. But see, studio execs don't like books, they like big blockbuster movies which ruin the history and mystery of a franchise in the name of hopefully making big bucks for their big, fat wallets and heads. They are as out of touch as can be.
Luckily, by the flop that this movie was, people are catching on and not wasting their time with this over-done crap anymore.
@@coolioso808 "we didn't have 800 page novels to base ourselves on" -Katheleen kenedy right after jetisoning the Expanded Universe to make a Soft-remake of the OT.
@@viniciussardenberg706 yep.
@coolioso808 this case, they didn't just badly adapt the books. They yeeted all the books and replaced it with... something
"It feels like you just messed up the emotional drive of the movie." then oops and oopsie lol! That is my favorite line xD
Wow, that was super easy, barely an inconvenience to pick your favorite line.
I know. And he doesn't use it in every video which makes it better.
*oops?* Woops. It's woops.
@@Lumegrin Oh whoops!
Whoops and whoopsie
He looked so disappointed when he clarified that it was a "tentacle monster" and not a "testicle monster"
What horrors, I wonder, would a testicle monster visit upon you?
@@currencylad7125 It would really drop the ball on you
You guys are nuts.
Testicles are tight!
@@mwplaylist2890 makes one desperate enough to have relations with a droid
Aren't all movies unnecessary? - sounds right
I read that comment when they said it
Can't argue with that logic
Sounds tight*
That's how I respond to people talking about "unnecessary sequels". Have we ever really NEEDED a sequel to a movie? No. The writers WANTED to make it. Most of the time, anyway.
666th like lol
This guy told me he was despairing of his life, so I told him to watch the Pitch Meetings and now he owns his own ice cream store where everyone gets a free smile. Also, I want that t-shirt.
T-shirts are TIGHT (when they are xtra-small-sized).
Marvel's minimal Benatar shirts are...well, you know. And I want one!
*Everyone:* I wonder how Han knew Chewbacca's language
*Solo:*
*Noone:* I wonder how Han got those dice
*Solo:* Have I got a story for you!
So they're like a good luck charm.
69 likes.
Ace now 95*
@@ilikepigeons6101 96
@@ilikepigeons6101 Yeah, but now you ruined it by explaining it.
How do u create these masterpieces so fast?
Ryan George this is why I will continue to show all my customers in my stores / everyone in my country as well as everyone I know ur videos!!
Ryan George you are to screen rant as Michael fisher was to pocket now!!! :D #class
It’s super easy, barely an inconvenience.
Sleep is for amateurs.
Hey Ryan!!!
I have a few questions -
1) are these videos hard to make or not?
2) are they convenient to make?
These conversations seem so natural because Ryan's editing the visual to switch slightly before the audio ends or starts causing it to bleed into the next scene for a very split second. It's subtle but makes a huge difference compared to when amateurs attempt these sort of "conversations" between the same actors.
They’re twins not the same actor
He sure has Sebastian fooled.
Ryan Swanson
This editing is tight!
I learned more from a video bagging Solo and Disney and a TH-cam comment than my first year in VidComm. Thanks
Also this editing is T I G H T
*@Harsh haze*
I find the psychology of Ryan's editing technique to be even more impressive. I believe what's happening is that your frontal lobe knows damn well that he's playing both characters but there's a part of your brain (location: ?) that doesn't and only believes things upon sensory data. This is the area of your mind that Ryan's toying with. If for even a split second the sound of a voice is being heard while your eyes are looking at another person on-screen who's not saying it, your brain with conclude that there are 2 people conversing. It's subtle but brilliant, mix that with Ryan's sense of humor and wit... and presto! You have *Screen Rant's* best series. =)
HAN: "OH NO! I lost my girlfriend to that bad guy! I'd better join this military to save her!"
THREE YEARS LATER
HAN: "Wait! Wasn't there something I was supposed to do? 'cause I feel like there's something I was supposed to do."
Trust me, after three years, a billion things could have happened to her from his perspective.
The pitch guy for that movie is really insisting lol😂🤣
Do a pitch meting origins were you have to pitch pitch meting to screen rant
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And if so do these 2 Ryans pitch them to a 3rd Ryan? 🤔
Oh it was super easy, barely an inconvenience.
YES PLEASE!
Felix Holst I thought of how awesome of an idea this would be yesterday lol
_"It was a lawless time . . ."_
Except for the Imperial storm troopers everywhere, enforcing the Empire's will.
Yea, just because someone shitty is in power, making tyrannical rules, doesn't mean it's a lawless time.
In fact, there’s probably a whole lot more laws. Unfair an unjust ones. But laws none the less.
Maybe corellia(i cant spell) was the wild west of the universe
@@-JaggedGrace- Reminds me very very much of the leftist woketards in our country now.
To be fair, a powerful party being in charge isn't the same as the Rule of Law being a thing. If a powerful warlord or emporer takes control and basically does what they want to anyone at any time, they can have a whole list of rules they ruthlessly enforce, but it's still not the rule of law if they can and do just come on and go whatever they want because there is no check to their power. A large part of the rule of law is that applies to everyone, even the ones in power. If you have no rights, no way of redress, and they can just come in and execute you and seize your property because they want to and they have the guns and soldiers, that's a lawless time just as much as there being no one in charge. Also a lot of these types only enforce order to the extent that disorder endangers their power. If you are disrupting trade or threatening to seize local power but aren't under their control or contributing to their treasury, they will step in to stop you. But if you aren't really doing anything but victimizing your neighbors, it may not be worth their time to stop you, they don't care if you are running your own thing on the side as long as you don't mess with their thing. It actually makes some sense in the Star Wars universe, the Empire only relatively recently seized power, which will destabilize a lot of existing power structures. It's only been 20 years or so by the start of the OT, and seizing control of a Galactic Empire doesn't necessarily translate into immediate law and order on the hundreds of different worlds just because you have lots of soldiers. The ones you do have will be occupied dealing with the highest priority threats to stability and the most important systems, so a lot of stuff is going to get by then for a while, until they can stabilize and consolidate power and set up a functional system of rule. Assuming they are even capable of doing so, which is kind of questionable. Plenty of real nations have been seized by military juntas with lots of soldiers and harsh penalties, and it doesn't automatically mean law and order in the nation afterwards. In fact it rarely does, which is why they are objectionable.
"Oh, are the fans going to know that Maul didn't actually die?"
"Oh, yeah, the real fans will. We did some animated stuff about that."
He should've said:
"Well hopefully they're sitting near someone that's seen the animated stuff so they'll know to get excited.".
Suit: Animated stuff, you mean like Droids?
Writer: No.
Suit: You mean like Ewoks?
Writer: No.
Suit: You mean like Rebels?
Writer: No.
Suit: You mean like Resistance?
Writer: No.
Suit: You mean like Genndy Tartakovsky's Clone Wars shorts?
Writer: No.
Suit: You mean like Nelvana's Holiday Special short with Boba Fett?
Writer: No.
Suit: Then what do you mean?
Writer: I DON'T KNOW.
Suit: Fair enough.
@@commandercaptain4664 Maul was in Rebels, too
“Aren’t all movies unnecessary?”
Flawless logic
You're unnecessary.
"Why is everyone in this Universe multixenolingual?"
"Unclear."
"Okay then."
Because they are better educated than most Anglophones...
You know what would've been cool? Have Han and Qi'ra stand near a Wookiee friend at Lady Proxima's. Or maybe make Han make a joke about her being more ornery than his Wookiee nanny. Something to establish that he had access to Wookiees and the Wookiee language before running into Chewbacca.
Like how Rey, being a orphan on a desert planet in the boonies, knows droid and Wookiee languages because the writer said so.
In places of high linguistic diversity, even when there’s a major lingua franca, people learn three, four, or even more languages. You need to learn the local language, the regional language, the national language, plus English, and maybe French or Arabic.
The thing is, they usually only learn the languages that they actually use. Most people can’t afford a language course, or textbook, so they have to learn the hard way. So while it is believable that Han is a polyglot, it’s ridiculous that he knew wookiee.
There's a great SNL skit where Charles Barkley plays the only character that isn't multilingual
First there was Everything Wrong With...the there was Honest Trailer....but now Pitch Meeting is far and away the best comical critical review a lonely, pedantic geek can be treated to!
Jacob Samuel you might like HISHE - How It Should Have Ended
WRONG! First we had our Lord and Savior Mr. Plinkett reviews.
But seriously, if you haven’t watched Mr. Plinkett’s reviews, they’re amazing.
Why does Han's name need an origin story? Wasn't his character origin enough?
I don't know.
Fair enough.
Now if we only knew what Han means and where he got that name.
All this is like the Silmarillion. It was backstory that Tolkein wrote for Lord of the Rings and didn't think it was interesting in itself then it got published after he died. And it really wasn't interesting in itself.
Scott Humphreys Luckily Disney doesn't have the rights to Tolkien, otherwise we'd be suffering through _Strider: a Lord of the Rings Story_ right now. There would also be several cartoons just retelling the trilogy in animated form, and a Disney + show about Tom Bombadil singing to trees 😂 Not every plot hole or unanswered question needs its own movie/show, Disney!
@@polyhymnia701 - Haha! So right! I was going to say an unneeded movie about how gandalf got his sword or staff but that would probably be a cool story.
@@Dragon-Believer his son, who edited and published prolly found it interesting.
"Oh, you're not going to answer the questions."
"No, I'm not."
You really can't make these pitch meeting videos fast enough...you do a great job, you've got a great sense of humor and these are the most fun videos I've found thus far on TH-cam. Good job man, thanks a lot and GREAT video!
Honestly the only reason I'm not subscribed to your channel is because I don't care about everything else screen rant does! The pitch meetings are the only reason I come here!
"So this thing lives near a black hole? Why does it live there and what does it eat?"
"Those are good questions!"
"Thank you."
"So anyway..."
"Oh, you're not going answer the questions?"
"No I'm not" 😂🤣😂.
this channel has become my spirit animal... I wish you would do a pitch meeting for my life...
Better think of a TIGHT comment to post...
Well that was super easy, barely an inconvenience
xKRONxAxTHONx comments are tight
lol!
*Testicle* Monsters are *Tight*
xKRONxAxTHONx comments are tight!
Unoriginal comments are *TIGHT* !!
"do you think its gonna be hard to fit all 7 or so of our trademark jokes, tropes and statements into every video?"
"No it's gonna be super easy, BARELY AN INCONVENIENCE"
He didn't say "I'm going to need you to get all the way off my back" in this one did he?
Ryan: killing depression since like 15 episodes now
Wow it's gonna be pretty hard to ruin the most beloved movie franchise ever...
Nahhh super easy, barely an inconvenience
Oh, really? (I just wanted to say it because "Super easy, barely an inconvenience" feels incomplete without a reply.
Ruining my childhood is tight!
I mean George Lucas already did that multiple times to be fair.
Lol That's a shirt, I am sure Disney can recoup its losses from those sales alone
"Well if you say so"
"I do" the dialogue is amazing is all of these!!!
When did he learn that?
When I wrote it in the script.
Love this series. Keep them coming.
"Aren't all movies unnecessary?" is in fact a pretty good rebuttal
So Han actually Han Duo since Chewy join?
Solo bombed at the box office. "how did no one come to see this movie?", well kathleen kennedy it was SUPER easy, barely and inconviniance.
in fact, TLJ lost over $800 million due to Disney-gate, where they LIED that only bigots disliked the movie. I would've seen the movie 3 times had it been Rogue One! I couldn't bring myself to watch TLJ a second time, even for free. YIKES.
(Oh: TLJ turned a profit. But it made $800 million less than it normally would've.)
*barely an inconvenience
I thought the writing was very star wars like. Considering the best bounty hunter in the galaxy fell into the worm pit twice.
Troy Fred - LOL !!!
I watched it on Netflix, I would have been upset if I saw it in theatres, it wasn't good but it wasn't bad, they actually said a lot of things I was mad at.
This Pitch Meeting is the only good thing about the movie. Good work, Ryans!
dorothy b that's definitely not true the movie was good
conartist j it was good
What Solo was so Good. It was better than the sequels and the prequels
Just another troll who hasn’t seen the movie. It’s a fantastic film.
dorothy b so true
Please NEVER stop these! I watch these pitch meetings every day and it’s pure beauty!
Me: "How can you ruin Star Wars?"
Kathleen Kennedy : "Actually super easy, barely an inconvenience."
Hold my bear
@@matthewfitzpatrick2225 Why are you holding a bear.
Khan Skywalker oops i meant hold my beer
@@naughtyskywalker9292 Bears are cute.
@Chris Scorpio I disagree, but your comment was too funny not to upvote. :)
OMG! I haven't laughed so hard in a while! And I've been laughing at Star Wars for a few months now. This was so much better than I imagined the pitch meeting went between Kathleen Kennedy and John Kasden! At least you are likeable...freaking Great video!!! 😂😆😄
Staw Wars you say?
I just see you as the meme t-rex trying to say Staw waws!
Hehe, it's funny tho :P
Christian Johansson lol 😂 😉
Jessie Esther yeah, haters..
. Nevermind the plotholes
When you realize that Han got his last name from the empire and he still stay with it. He has obviously pretty nostalgic feelings for the empire.
Super interesting - barely an inconvenience!
hackerseven
Super Interesting,Barely A Bore!
I would love to see pitches for Harry Potter or Pirates :O
Yesssss!
Ah yes Pirates, the most expensive porno ever made, definitely a pitch meeting for that!
WTF
BroBastii - Sims 'n' Stuff me too!
Basti, bist du's?
You forgot about Lando boning his droid companion.
He's Mechasexual.
I completely forgot this movie existed. And I watched it.
I love this pitch meetings. Haven't seen Solo and never gonna see it
I want to see a 3 hour feature production where Han learns how to say "where is the library" in wookie
be careful what you wish for, if the thin gruel they're serving up as plots is any indication.
Donde esta bibliotecha
All of these pitch meetings are hilarious. I can't stop binge-watching old episodes.
Binge watching old episodes is super easy barely an inconvenience
I love the editing on these. He actually sounds like two guys talking.
David M What are you talking about? He’s obviously two different people!
This is such a genius concept and this guy is just perfect to do it. Props to you sir and thanks for all the laughs over the years
I just watched every single pitch meeting video today, and this was by far the best one. Absolutely hilarious.
Have you watched the Captain America the first avenger pitch meeting ? It was way funnier.
Ain't life a Pitch! This was funny, gotta Han it to these guys.
The farce is strong
Batman Forever was the best.
How does Han speak his language?
Because I wrote it in the script
When did he learn it?
When I wrote it in the script
Fair eenough
Well, the argument can be made that he picked it up during his years on the slums of that planet interacting with all sorts of different aliens.
Fair enough.
I'm thankful for reviews like this, because this is just the sort of movie I'll never bother watching!
How did he learn that
"..I wrote it in the script"
Sounds about right!
Hey Ryan, please add "Because I wrote that in the script" to the regular catchphrases :D
These new movies write satirical stuff on themselves, but your pitches still manage to kick it up a notch, love it
This is probably as close as I'll ever get to watching this movie. :)
These videos are super easy to watch, barely an inconvenience
“Those are good questions.”
“Thank you. Anyway...”
Lol
Oh... you're not going to answer the questions...
"Great so we're also gonna provide some back story's on Han's golden dice."
"Han has dice?"
I've seen the oridge tridge more times than I can count and I never noticed Han had dice.
He has them on the winshield of the Millenium Falcon. For some reason, people used to hang dice over the rearview mirror in cars in the 70s. So Lucas had gold dice hanging in the cockpit as a joke, as if that was the futuristic evolution of the same concept. It wasn't meant to be a big deal.
My man! You are my hero! I ALMOST saw this movie. I was IN the theater, but it was projected so dark, I seriously (actually, literally) did NOT recognize Woody Harrleson for 30 minutes! That's not a joke. We wound up getting credit to watch another movie. I have to say your treatment of this film was infinitely more entertaining than the film itself! LOVING it! Now that i have discovered you, I can't wait to watch your other rants. I have subscribed and gave you a massive, FORCEful thumbs up.
executive guy's perpetual, genuine, friendly smile makes this so much better.
Thanks for making my day, I haven't seen solo yet, but I have a feeling this video was better than the movie.
"When did he learn that?"" When i wrote it in the script." Pure Comedy Gold
5:15 "ohh Gaint Testical Monster are TIGHT" :D
This video is so on point. I'm thoroughly amazed as to how little they managed to add to his character.
I don't like SR content usually but I simply love these and need more. Lots more. Pitch meetings are TIGHT.
journeyman121 yes the infinity war videos must stop but I love the movie
The dynamic between the guys in this series is *amazing!*
Ryan has more production talent than Kathleen Kennedy.
Ohh snap!...... But accurate
That's not too hard to beat.
Derek Seguine Damn
“Actually super easy barely an inconvenience”
Classic phrase
These are bloody brilliant, love watching them.
Still need to do Attack of the Clones, Revenge of the Sith, A New Hope, The Empire Strikes Back & Return of the Jedi
Joe Nesvick those movies are way better than solo... even attack of the clones lol
My Perspective not the point, no movie is without sin. Also he did The Phantom Menace, which everyone knows is superior to Attack of the Clones
My Perspective I assume you are forgetting the weird creepy Anakin?
Mathew Stormblesse anakin is a way better character than Rey, Poe and the fat Asian lady COMBINED. I rather watch Hayden C, give a 2 hour lecture on how much he hates sand, than watch the last Jedi
Solo got a solo movie with his solo story with solo dice with solo box office
THE PITCH COULDA JUST BEEN THIS:
"HOW ABOUT A STANDALONE MOVIE STARRING THE BELOVED HAN SOLO...... MINUS HAN SOLO (Harrison)?"
KKennedy: "BRILLIANT!!!"
How did they NOT think of a standalone DARTH VADER movie (anyone can be in the costume!) or R2 / 3P0? (Ditto.)
YEEEESH.
Also note how all the studios are REBOOTING STUFF NO ONE WANTED TO BE REBOOTED.... but they refuse to reboot the films we ALL want to see rebooted / remade?!!
(The Lucas PREQUELS! Give us a REAL Anakin!)
Alpha Knight wow, you came up with this comment solo?😂
They never explain how han got into trouble with the hutts.
That's the sequel.
You mean to explain why Greedo was after him? They explained it in that scene, Han dumped the cargo he was smuggling when an Imperial ship showed up to inspect him.
If my memory serves me correctly, the movie ends with Han and Chewie going to work for him. He's the "big time gangster" Beckett mentions.
By getting in trouble with the Hutts.
Hey yeah your right!
Y do people dislike these Oscar worthy videos...
Because
*THIS IS AMAZING!* This video sums up my feelings about Solo perfectly. Thank you, I needed the laughs!
"He just lights up his lightsaber to show her?"
"I guess.'
"Huh!"
. . . . . . yeeeeeeeeeeeeeah- Whupsies.
Cynicism with sugar on top is always the best kind.
Cynicism with sugar on top is TIGHT
When someone needs you to steal unrefined coaxium. "Super easy barely an inconvenience"
This was actually waaaay more entertaining than the movie, and got it done in just under 7 minutes! Thanks bud!! 👍👍👍👍