Pitch Guy: "there's a human sized tunnel with a human sized keyboard that can stop allll of this" Producer Guy:".......well great!" Such a beautifully delivered line 😂
I LOVED this moment! Burst out laughing. It’s the perfect distillation of the bemused exhaustion we all feel at the dumb plot conveniences in these movies
I don't get why Ryan posts spoiler warnings as if ANY Pitch Meeting would contain no spoilers!🤷♂I mean...it's a sum up of the plot of the movie,YOU KNOW there will be spoilers!
Exactly, why waste 2+ hours when I can get the whole plot in a more entertaining manner and still feel like I've missed nothing all in about 5 or 6 mins
5 year Olds can create better storyline than what they produce now and days. I'm sorry to future generations for my Generation's failure in culture and creativity.
Funniest thing ive seen in a pitch meeting in a while is the part at 4:30 where Ryan looks so defeated about the convenience of the human sized tunnel with a human sized keyboard...... long pause from Ryan: "well great.." hahahaha comedy fucking gold
@Tera_GX Unicorn* it’s an easy mistake to make. Strange they would add unicorns though. I wonder if they’re also mechanical life forms. Do they talk… talking mechanical unicorns.. can you even imagine 😄
They've been producing mainstream machine-made content for a passive global audience for decades. AI just makes the same process that much more efficient.
At some point, there's going to be a comedic moment where some writer references 'The Obsolete Man' to the producer and they'll blink in confusion at them.
Yet the Writer is the main butt of these jokes. And realistically looking at the actual scripts they bring in, organizing and financing the production is probably a lot more work than cranking out the scripts.
The bit about Mirage being a "robot in disguise", Producer Guy doing the math, and the mention of Noah becoming Iron Man (which somehow never occurred to me) were all gold. I especially loved the bit where he wiped the sweat from his brow while calculating 1 + 1 🤣 All that said, personally, I think this movie was surprisingly awesome. That GI Joe crossover really seems to have come outta left field though. I never would've seen that coming in a million years
I gotta give Ryan props for how dedicated he is to avoiding the "like and subscribe" outro. He tried making some jokes at first, but now my mans is just straight-up staring us down rather than give into the cliché. Props are due.
I love how Ryan keeps mixing things ups. He manages to find something unique each time it feels like. The bit with him doing fractions was my favorite.
My favorite lines: W: "Wow, do you even need me 😂?!" Corpo: "Hopefully not for much longer, we're really hoping this A.I. thing works out for us 😈" W: "What? 😮"
@@jackdriver9227 And they gave them so much screen time that they couldn't afford voice-actors for the roles too. "Me, Grimlock love challenge!" - not even one line...
This also seems to be what this continuity will be going for in the next films. Allegedly. Which, I mean okay, that was hardly ever the most interesting theme this franchise handled, but I get why they'd want to play it safe after the Bayverse and the idea of enemy factions uniting to fight a common foe could be cool
The "unicorn" confusion, and when even the Wrtiter Guy stopped in the middle of his sentence realizing "...that makes no sense", was such a surreal bit. 😄
It would hit harder if _Transformers_ hadn't done the 'Unicorn' thing themselves more than a decade ago. Sure, it was in the framing device for a clip show, but still.
Hey, I was a kid in the OG days, & I too wondered wtf the big bad guy was named Unicorn. Especially since he had 2 horns. Thank goodness my friends cleared that up for me... while in line for the movie. 😅
Remember back when pitch meetings were about him pointing out plot holes that could potentially have happened in a producer's meeting? I mean, those were fun, but I'm all about how these have just slowly become more and more unhinged. I love it!!
It helps that these poorly written scripts don’t need much pointing out. His job has gotten a little easier while he’s honed his craft at timing and… math.
@@se7enofnein Honestly, I don't think this Pitch Meeting hit the mark for this film The script should... just not really have been what it wound up being. Like, in terms of actual issues that aren't just "being average as hell", I get wanting the big bad to be introduced early, but in the case of Unicron, the threat is just too big to be feasible for the audience. Like, of course Unicron won't come out of the sky beam portal and eat the Earth. And why commit to Mirage or Bumblebee's death in the first entry of a trilogy? They're the marketable ones (although Mirage only has an expensive Deluxe toy apparently? Habsro is such a weird fuckin' company).
GlorousKronk: Huh? You don't have to have ridiculous fake-out deaths that make no sense just because you don't want to kill your lead merchandising opportunity. Just -- have your film make a lick if sense. Don't kill him, then -- and same with any other defense of the lack logic. If, because money, you can't do X, then don't attempt X -- do something else, that makes even the vaguest sense to someone who is trying to follow along with the story
I mean the director himself has confirmed it's a reboot and the plot itself proves it's a reboot. The only one not saying it's a reboot is the producer who's known for being a pain and still clings to the hope it's a prequel. He went so far as to not bring Bumblee's director for rotb to not make it a reboot which is SUCH a shame simce this movie could be even better with his involvement. I mean steven did a good job but there's a lot of big problems in the movie especially with Optimus.
Each pitch meeting is unique, and comedy gold. At this point, he could do ANY movie, and it would be amazing! Thanks to all the Ryan's in the Ryanverse!
Right into the top-5 for pitching meetings. Fractions, losing the page, the look after the explanation of "man sized tunnel with a laptop code", writer guy realizing it's an MCU ending....brilliant.
One of my favorite plot holes was how big a threat it was for them to destroy the gate without the code. Making them have to go through with the tunnel plan in the first place and then they end up doing it anyways and there was no repercussions
Something about the "Energon! hey-up! Energon!" at 5:11 just make me bust out laughing. And that's the whole explanation and they just move on. Fantastic. 🤣
I've seen every pitch meeting and this one is immediately among my favorites. Really creative jokes about the continuity issues, looming AI, the reaction to the contrived "human-sized tunnel"... It's the millionth pitch meeting and the millionth Transformers movie but Ryan's still keeping it so fresh and funny. I hope movies stay just bad enough forever so this channel never stops 😅
I don't get why people think the tunnel is contrived. It's a tower that funnels lava for energy, of course it has ventilation. Plus, there's no such thing as "human sized" in a universe where transformers can be any size. It's not like only humans can fit in there. Arcee could fit if she crawled.
I definitely liked this movie hearing Peter Cullen as Optimus Prime will never get old and no matter what his lines are they are always the best! I wish he could narrate my life! Love all your pitch meetings and the work you put into them and this is definitely one of my favorites now had me rolling laughing 😂 😂
@@frozennorth3426 Yes, I guess he does a ton of takes and just edits it together perfectly. I can't imagine just "acting" your part with no response from the other side. Maybe he has a helper that reads the other lines for him. I don't care, it makes me laugh like crazy and that's what mattered the most to me that day (my mom recently passed). :)
When it comes to modern blockbuster franchises I imagine the real pitch meetings happen exactly like these. Its the only logical explanation to the onslaught of bad decisions we pay to bear witness to.
That bit with the producer doing basic math to figure out the Terrorcons have all of the TransWarp Key went on so long that it actually worked its way back around to being funny again.
After so many pitch meetings it's got to be hard for Ryan to come up with new things but the paper dropping, 'revenue stream, I mean friendship' and calculator stuff was properly LOL stuff. Great work Ryan. P.S. the film looks pretty dire. Thanks for watching it on all our behalf
I imagine you get a variation of this comment pretty much every Pitch Meeting, but: I love how you keep this formula fresh with all of the wildly different bits that you put in these videos, like the page dropping and the fraction calculating here. Running jokes are tight, and callbacks are super easy, barely an inconvenience, but that extra effort you put forward to make each Pitch Meeting unique even hundreds of videos later is loved and appreciated
"So, you have a movie for me?" "Yes sir, I do. We're going to introduce some of the Beast Wars characters to the Transformers movies!" "Wow, it's going to be awesome seeing Dinobot and the T-Rex version of Megatron on the big screen! We can even set up another movie by having Megatron turn into his dragon form at the end of this one!" "That would be cool, but neither of them are going to be in this."
Yeah, I felt like he came up with new phrases to reuse. That being said, I was hoping that the producer guy would accidentally start telling the story because it was so predictable.
Optimus Prime was actually meant to turn towards the camera and say "this film is part of the rebooted continuity started with the movie Bumblebee (2018). Buy my toys." but it was cut with the scene of him ramming Scourge through a wall and killing a Decepticon who turns into a bus and played a recording of Autobots pleading for their lives before being executed and then dumping his body in a river like a serial killer to hide from the humans where it floats down before coming to rest on other Decepticon corpses. That was the original opening for this movie.
I mean to be fair it was ALLLLLL the way down there by his feet. He could have pulled a back muscle bending over to pick it up! How can you be so heartless to Producer Guy and Writer Guy?! lol
"Unicron? He was in a previous movie!" "He was? Anyway, Unicron is here and he's going to devour the earth" "But didn't we establish that Unicron is just another name for earth?" "No...? I mean I don't actually remember, but neither will the audience..."
With how good he’s gotten at this I sometimes forget there’s only one person talking to themself. Imagine seeing the behind the scenes where he reads the lines and it’s just dead air after each one lol.
I feel like I would have to read all of the dialogue anyways and just edit it out so I can respond appropriately as if there was actually someone sitting across from me lol
I like to imagine he just quickly changes costume between each line of dialogue going back and forth. I know that's probably not how he really does it, but it's funnier that way.
Pretty sure he has another person reading the other half of the script to him. You at him laughing sometimes at the start of a line like he's cracking up in response to the last line, which either means he is just laughing at reading his own script, seeing it for the first time, or more likely hearing it spoken out loud for the first time.
I was actually waiting for them to make this joke; Screenwriter Guy: Noah just becomes Iron Man at this point, because there’s no other direction for this story to go. Producer Guy: Oh, suddenly becoming Iron Man is tight! Those movies made money.
Putting this out there: “No sir! It’s not an Avengers:Endgame! It’s a Justice League” Scourge=Steppenwolf, Unicron=Darkseid, CGI servants of Unicron=parademons. The warp key=mother boxes. Skybeams! Etc., etc
ROTB like drinking a slushie. A slushie comes in cool colours in a cool cup with cool flavours and a cool straw out of a cool machine with cool flavours. It's never the highlight of your day at the amusement park or funfair, but it's easy to appreciate and you don't need to switch off your brain to enjoy it. This is a 6/10 film you can just sit down for, watch through to the end, get up thinking "I had a pretty good time here", and get on with your day. It is an aggressively "okay" movie I had a good time with
Watching pitch meeting instead of the actual movie is tight, and it’s super easy barely an inconvenience for my short attention span to watch this(love the content)
How you keep innovating these videos and make them feel original and funny every time is a mistery to me. Pure talent. Also the acting was superb! I laughed hard, thank you dude
What a producer-guy-extravaganza! So many new reaction sounds: the shocked "Woh!" @1:49 and the surprised "Hrumph" @2:58 are my favorites! The excited "Sick!" makes me happy every time, but producer guy yelling "Fractions!" is definitely my highlight in this video. Thanks for the new sounds and faces Ryan, I will add them to my collection of sounds and faces I will never dare to do outwardly but quietly enjoy whenever I could technically work them into a real conversation.
One of your best my dude. The pause on the last "wow", the paper dropping, the fractions bit, the comedic pauses in general. Just top of your game man!
This one is worth a watch IMO. It was just fun and only a little bit infuriating with the contrived plot conveniences. At the end of the day I feel the film out-funned the fury.
I just thought of something. Why didn’t the Maximals destroy the Transwarp key? If Unicron needs the key to destroy the universe, and they don’t really have any use for it, why keep it around at all?
Their two goals were to escape their dying planet and keep Unicron from getting the transwarp key. They completed the first objective, and the only way to truly complete the second is to make it so either the key or Unicron no longer exist.
You really should word it like "Who else thinks--?" Because of course other people think that. It's like when people say "Am I the only one?" No one truly thinks they're that unique and special. 😛
@@englishatheartman, those sort of "Am I the only one...?" Comments are so cringey 😂😂😂. Yet people fall for it all the time. Sad state of Gen Z's brains.
Not to mention the scene where Noah hotwires the car....HOW DOES HE HOTWIRE THE ALIEN ROBOT? Does Mirage have actual humanmade wires in him? I was so confused haha
This is the best one you've done in awhile! Some great new moments that are instantly quotable: "...Well, Great." and "buh!" are both amazing. Well Done!
Screenwriter: So we're going to say that similar events happen to all Spider-Men, and if they don't happen the entire universe is annihilated. Producer Guy: Since when is Spider-Man instrumental to the stability of the universe? S: Ever since I wrote that in the script. PG: Isn't the appeal of the multiverse that anything can happen, why limit that by saying that similar stuff happens in every universe? S: Because! PG: And doesn't this mean that every previous Spider-Man story was pointless because they were all forced by fate? S: Maybe.
I love the strict accuracy of "most humans live on planets".
I would love a Pitch Meeting relating to the ones that don't.
Make sense. There are some people currently living in space. In a space station
He is thinking of the Adstronaut. Ryan takes the Ryanverse seriously!
r/technicallythetruth
@soul6733 Living on a space station is tight
Pitch Guy: "there's a human sized tunnel with a human sized keyboard that can stop allll of this"
Producer Guy:".......well great!"
Such a beautifully delivered line 😂
I LOVED this moment! Burst out laughing. It’s the perfect distillation of the bemused exhaustion we all feel at the dumb plot conveniences in these movies
Transformers EDI edition movie..
•Extra Token+ representation.
•Definitely not a flop.
•Will do great in China.
•Super easy, barely a inconvenience.
Plot Armor Guy: "Well, this was the only thing I could muster. This cluster f^ck is on you!"
Writer guy expecting producer guy to ask "why?" - as makes no sense that is there! Brilliant!
i'm calling it now Well great is the next catchphrase.
Absolutely love how aggressively he says "FRACTIONS"
While wiping sweat off his brow
The page dropping and the FRACTIONS bit had me in stitches. Every pitch meeting just gets better than the last one somehow.
I feel like there's some important sociology research that could be done by trying to figure out why this formula works so well for Ryan.
@@IainMcClatchie there was a guy who analyzed tasting history's formula and it was an amazing watch
While movies get worse with each new one (for the most part), Pitch Meetings gets better with each new one
Ryan was figuring fractions on the back of his phone too. It was turned around backward.
@@craigh5236😂😂😂
"Do you even need me?"
"Hopefully not for much longer, we're really hoping the AI thing works out."
And I'm dead, that was so damn on point...
Right!! Was looking to see if anyone else caught that
RIP
Streamberry 🤣
It's like that time Drake got replaced by an AI and no one noticed because he's been making the same music for 10 years.
Are we really sure he's even still used?
My favorite running joke in the transformers pitch meetings is “I don’t know and there’s absolutely no way for me to find out.”
In fairness, bumblebee was the first of a new continuity. These 2 are not part of the Michael Bay series.
I have no idea how you were able to determine that the joke is running, but I'll take your word for it!
@@quokka_11more of a brisk joke technically. I was able to determine it by calculating some fractions on my phone.
I like how Ryan still posts spoiler warnings, as if we're actually going to watch the movies instead of just watching the Pitch Meeting.
I don't get why Ryan posts spoiler warnings as if ANY Pitch Meeting would contain no spoilers!🤷♂I mean...it's a sum up of the plot of the movie,YOU KNOW there will be spoilers!
Exactly, why waste 2+ hours when I can get the whole plot in a more entertaining manner and still feel like I've missed nothing all in about 5 or 6 mins
I actually watch the movies before the pitch meeting to get better context of what hes making fun of.
@@sugarbomb1346 same
@@Nicamon he places a warning because he isn't an asshole.
The wiping of the forehead while he calculated the fractions was such subtle comedy gold
FRACTions
yeah sure if you call very visible as subtle
Frackin Fractions!
Fractions are pretty complicated
Came here to compliment the same joke! Sense's of humor are tight!
The surprised “buh!” reaction to the cliche where the characters find a way to set aside their differences and work together was tight 🤣
I love that at this point Producer Guy is just numb to the plot inconsistencies 😂
He doesn't give a shit as long as its marketable
Thats about par for hollywood...
@@Graytail I got a conspiracy. All of the Hollywood elite is making bad movies just so Ryan can make a fun Video once more!
At this point, aren't we all? 😅
5 year Olds can create better storyline than what they produce now and days.
I'm sorry to future generations for my Generation's failure in culture and creativity.
That moment of introspection around 4:30 was beautiful
"I have no questions whatsoever about the logic of that solution. I just think it's great that the planet is saved."
I'm happy for "... Well, great." to be added as a catchphrase. 🙂
The delivery of “well great.” Was beautiful.
It was worth a thousand words. Tearful words.
@JasonHaines1974 where else has it appeared lol
That fraction-math sequence was one of the funniest things I've ever seen 😂 Your comedic timing is perfect, Ryan.
And wiping the sweat off his brow in the middle of it - chef's kiss!
*_FRACTIONS_*
"A HUNDRED PERCENT!" absolutely killed me.
@@jerichaux9219 *"2 out of 2 parts!"*
As a junior high math teacher, that is 100% reality haha
Funniest thing ive seen in a pitch meeting in a while is the part at 4:30 where Ryan looks so defeated about the convenience of the human sized tunnel with a human sized keyboard...... long pause from Ryan: "well great.." hahahaha comedy fucking gold
“defeated” really is the word.
for one moment, he is us.
That was golden. For me, that is one of the best moments of all his pitch meetings.
So ... this isn't THE Unicron movie yet?
@Tera_GX
Unicorn* it’s an easy mistake to make. Strange they would add unicorns though. I wonder if they’re also mechanical life forms. Do they talk… talking mechanical unicorns.. can you even imagine 😄
I died at that point 😂
The subtle reference to the Writer's Strike was brilliant and terrifying when you think of how many producers think that way about AI.
and how the movie is, like all transformers movies, about AI taking over
They've been producing mainstream machine-made content for a passive global audience for decades. AI just makes the same process that much more efficient.
At some point, there's going to be a comedic moment where some writer references 'The Obsolete Man' to the producer and they'll blink in confusion at them.
To be fair, Transformers movies would probably be better if they were written by an AI. At least then some form of intelligence would go into it.
Movies like these don't really need much complex scripts, AI would probably be as good tbh😂
The head wiping bit must have been just the MOST work Producer Guy has ever produced his entire career. AMAZING.
Yet the Writer is the main butt of these jokes. And realistically looking at the actual scripts they bring in, organizing and financing the production is probably a lot more work than cranking out the scripts.
Love how Producer Guy asks leading questions and then is legit blown away when getting the obvious answer.
The aggression that producer guy showed when discussing fractions is the most relatable thing I’ve seen all year 😂
Both of you struggle with 1/2 + 1/2?
@@Skeptic_Tank Yes, that is like 4 whole numbers.
@@kristapskrumins5676 It's really like 1 number split in parts.
@@kristapskrumins5676 by definition fractions are not whole numbers, they are parts of numbers :p
“TWO OUT OF TWO PARTS!!!”
The bit about Mirage being a "robot in disguise", Producer Guy doing the math, and the mention of Noah becoming Iron Man (which somehow never occurred to me) were all gold. I especially loved the bit where he wiped the sweat from his brow while calculating 1 + 1 🤣
All that said, personally, I think this movie was surprisingly awesome. That GI Joe crossover really seems to have come outta left field though. I never would've seen that coming in a million years
I think the suit is a nod to the Cartoon.
It is totally Iron Man though here.
Well actually, its not 1+1 but 0.5 + 0.5
@@kaur67825wow wow wow.
I gotta give Ryan props for how dedicated he is to avoiding the "like and subscribe" outro. He tried making some jokes at first, but now my mans is just straight-up staring us down rather than give into the cliché. Props are due.
I threw in the like just because of that part LMAO.... Give us time to press buttons....
I love how Ryan keeps mixing things ups. He manages to find something unique each time it feels like. The bit with him doing fractions was my favorite.
The AI replacement and calculator killed me 😂
What would have been really good would be if Ryan had used a very old TI Calculator.......
The wiping the sweat from his forehead 😂
All movies I will never watch I come here instead
fractions are *tight* 3/4
My favorite lines:
W: "Wow, do you even need me 😂?!"
Corpo: "Hopefully not for much longer, we're really hoping this A.I. thing works out for us 😈"
W: "What? 😮"
How much worse could it do 😂
Wow. The Maximals were so cool that these filmakers used them for a whole ten minutes!
I wonder if it's more or less screen time than the dinobots got in that other movie.
@@paulv8773 dinobots got WAYYYYYY less screentime i think it was less than 2 minutes
@@paulv8773 in age of extinction and last Knight
@@jackdriver9227 And they gave them so much screen time that they couldn't afford voice-actors for the roles too. "Me, Grimlock love challenge!" - not even one line...
Whoa, not all ten minutes of them... that is about the same amount of screen time Moon Knight got in his very own show. Neat! 😂
"I hope they set aside their differences and work together."
"They will!"
"bUhUhUhU"
Favorite part of the sketch!
2:54
Saaaammmmeee!!! LULW
This also seems to be what this continuity will be going for in the next films. Allegedly. Which, I mean okay, that was hardly ever the most interesting theme this franchise handled, but I get why they'd want to play it safe after the Bayverse and the idea of enemy factions uniting to fight a common foe could be cool
It was such a brief moment but unmissable
i watched bumblebee gets killed and thanks to this pitch meeting now i know this movie is totally pointless
I hate how they killed Airazor with a hug and everyone else who got shot,stab, and torn to pieces gets brought back to life like nothing happened
Every time I think Ryan George can’t top himself, he does… Pitch Meetings are legendary at this point.
Man, I hope Ryan George doesn't top himself! How would we cope without his wonderful Pitch Meetings? 😄
With two Ryan Georges in each pitch meeting, him "topping" himself is super easy; barely an inconvenience.
@@dawesome_sauce 🤦🏻♂️
The "unicorn" confusion, and when even the Wrtiter Guy stopped in the middle of his sentence realizing "...that makes no sense", was such a surreal bit. 😄
It would hit harder if _Transformers_ hadn't done the 'Unicorn' thing themselves more than a decade ago.
Sure, it was in the framing device for a clip show, but still.
@@boobah5643Transformers Prime. Excellent series.
Hey, I was a kid in the OG days, & I too wondered wtf the big bad guy was named Unicorn. Especially since he had 2 horns. Thank goodness my friends cleared that up for me... while in line for the movie. 😅
Yeah, TFP made fun of Unicron first
Don't blame them, after all the movie is called rise of the beasts and unicorn is one of them :)
Remember back when pitch meetings were about him pointing out plot holes that could potentially have happened in a producer's meeting? I mean, those were fun, but I'm all about how these have just slowly become more and more unhinged. I love it!!
Yeah me too, Producer guy seems to have become so much more disillusioned x)
It helps that these poorly written scripts don’t need much pointing out. His job has gotten a little easier while he’s honed his craft at timing and… math.
@@se7enofnein Honestly, I don't think this Pitch Meeting hit the mark for this film
The script should... just not really have been what it wound up being. Like, in terms of actual issues that aren't just "being average as hell", I get wanting the big bad to be introduced early, but in the case of Unicron, the threat is just too big to be feasible for the audience. Like, of course Unicron won't come out of the sky beam portal and eat the Earth. And why commit to Mirage or Bumblebee's death in the first entry of a trilogy? They're the marketable ones (although Mirage only has an expensive Deluxe toy apparently? Habsro is such a weird fuckin' company).
GlorousKronk: Huh? You don't have to have ridiculous fake-out deaths that make no sense just because you don't want to kill your lead merchandising opportunity. Just -- have your film make a lick if sense. Don't kill him, then -- and same with any other defense of the lack logic. If, because money, you can't do X, then don't attempt X -- do something else, that makes even the vaguest sense to someone who is trying to follow along with the story
@@se7enofnein And math! 🤣
I love it when Ryan says “it’s the 90s”
Saying “it’s the 90s) is TIGHT!
and the future is still dumb
That short period of hope and optimism before my brain places the phrase into context...
"It's in the 1990's"
Oh so like 30-35 years ago then?
Yeah I hate how true that really is now.
I was expecting an update from the Time Traveling Reporter about how stupid the future is, as well as an allusion to the host’s death in 2004
I’ve watched almost every single pitch meeting. This one was the funniest with Ryan being more quirky than usual. Well done sir!
Making a Transformers reboot without confirming it as a reboot is tight!
Making technically a reboot but not really is tight
To be fair- this franchise has retconned the Transformers' first contact in every single film so far...
@@TheWorldBelowDnDit happens one more time and I'll get a bingo
All these MCU movies are getting more annoying by the day.
I mean the director himself has confirmed it's a reboot and the plot itself proves it's a reboot. The only one not saying it's a reboot is the producer who's known for being a pain and still clings to the hope it's a prequel. He went so far as to not bring Bumblee's director for rotb to not make it a reboot which is SUCH a shame simce this movie could be even better with his involvement. I mean steven did a good job but there's a lot of big problems in the movie especially with Optimus.
The shock reaction at 2:58 needs to become a thing.
Absolutely
Definitely, that was my favorite part
It already is, he's done it a few times, making absurd surprised/shocked noises all the time and it's fantastic.
Yeah the reactions were the best part of this one haha
His 4:31 needs to be a thing. Slight moment of digesting what you heard and then be like…..”well great”
Each pitch meeting is unique, and comedy gold. At this point, he could do ANY movie, and it would be amazing! Thanks to all the Ryan's in the Ryanverse!
Right into the top-5 for pitching meetings.
Fractions, losing the page, the look after the explanation of "man sized tunnel with a laptop code", writer guy realizing it's an MCU ending....brilliant.
The head wipe while doing the fractions and the pause after being told about the human sized doorway and controls, just perfect :)
It’s so dumb and i laughed so much.
This mfer’s charisma 😂
One of my favorite plot holes was how big a threat it was for them to destroy the gate without the code. Making them have to go through with the tunnel plan in the first place and then they end up doing it anyways and there was no repercussions
"IT WILL EXPLODE WITH THE FORCE OF A SUPERNOVA!!!" Then it's like a minor volcanic eruption localized just at the volcano lmao.
Something about the "Energon! hey-up! Energon!" at 5:11 just make me bust out laughing. And that's the whole explanation and they just move on. Fantastic. 🤣
Someone really missed the licensing opportunity to make Energon energy drink.
That calculator bit with the tactile tapping sounds was fantastic. Also "most humans live on planets" and that "energon!" shout.
Energonnnn! 😅
Ba da da da da......da DA!
The screenwriters 'oh my god' reaction to the producer snarling 'FRACTIONS' is hilarious 😂
Producer guy's reaction at 2:57 is hilarious. Ryan is a genius.
Yes, that was unexpected. Made me chuckle!
"Buh!" 😂😂😂
dog reaction
I DIED BRO OMLLL
Yeah, i think it is going to be the next ryan thing
I've seen every pitch meeting and this one is immediately among my favorites. Really creative jokes about the continuity issues, looming AI, the reaction to the contrived "human-sized tunnel"... It's the millionth pitch meeting and the millionth Transformers movie but Ryan's still keeping it so fresh and funny. I hope movies stay just bad enough forever so this channel never stops 😅
I really hope they introduce a chatgpt guy, just so producer guy can realize his mistake
I don't get why people think the tunnel is contrived. It's a tower that funnels lava for energy, of course it has ventilation. Plus, there's no such thing as "human sized" in a universe where transformers can be any size. It's not like only humans can fit in there. Arcee could fit if she crawled.
Agreed, this is one of my favourites!
"FRACTIONS" I lost it
Producer Guy’s reaction after Writer Guy says “they WILL!” is priceless 😂
"Buh!"
Best part imo lol
2:58
I know it's way late, but congrats on getting the Pitch Meeting channel to 1 million subscribers. You deserve this and so much more!
Being late to things is tight!
@@zekaria154 barely an inconvenience.
@@Kanoog wow wow wow... wow 😮
[pokes at calculator confusedly]
@@frozennorth3426, 100%. People don't realise.
I definitely liked this movie hearing Peter Cullen as Optimus Prime will never get old and no matter what his lines are they are always the best! I wish he could narrate my life! Love all your pitch meetings and the work you put into them and this is definitely one of my favorites now had me rolling laughing 😂 😂
Ryan’s timing is insane. To react to himself the way he does is so perfect. He made me laugh a TON which I needed today. Thanks man.
as one person is playing both characters, the timing is all in the editing, and it is excellent.
It's crazy how fast he can change clothes and jump to the other side so quickly!
@@alanroberts6086 good point. this series is, if nothing else, a nearly incomprehensible series of athletic feats
This might be coming in a bit late, but I hope whatever was on your mind was resolved satisfactorily. I hope it's been a better few days since.
@@frozennorth3426 Yes, I guess he does a ton of takes and just edits it together perfectly. I can't imagine just "acting" your part with no response from the other side. Maybe he has a helper that reads the other lines for him. I don't care, it makes me laugh like crazy and that's what mattered the most to me that day (my mom recently passed). :)
Ryan calculating and sweating was definitely my fav part! LOL
Reminded me of my son learning fractions.
and the emphatic “TWO OUT OF TWO PARTS!!!”
When it comes to modern blockbuster franchises I imagine the real pitch meetings happen exactly like these. Its the only logical explanation to the onslaught of bad decisions we pay to bear witness to.
4:03 Sweating while doing _FRACTIONS_ is tight!
4:30 literally the best pause in the history of Pitch meetings
The way he breaks the pause is the real masterpiece. A master of the craft!
Comedic gold, the two halves of the thingy was hilarious! @ 3:52
The "WHOA!!" absolutely killed me. I had to stop the video 4 times. I can't believe this guy keeps getting funnier. Bravo, Mr. George
I didn’t see it coming. Burst out laughing.
Yeah, we want more WHOAs 🎉🎉😂
Had to pause the video to laugh at that one. Insanely good comic timing
At 1:50?
FRACTIONS!
That bit with the producer doing basic math to figure out the Terrorcons have all of the TransWarp Key went on so long that it actually worked its way back around to being funny again.
I love how they gloss over "We are really hoping this ai thing works out". Absolute mint.
After so many pitch meetings it's got to be hard for Ryan to come up with new things but the paper dropping, 'revenue stream, I mean friendship' and calculator stuff was properly LOL stuff. Great work Ryan. P.S. the film looks pretty dire. Thanks for watching it on all our behalf
The movie was ok
The movie was actually fun.
It’s the best transformers movie so far, though that’s not a huge accomplishment. It’s not perfect, but I enjoyed it.
@@cylasbreakdown6140I agree with every word
It's a genuinely good movie with a focus on character development driving the plot forward by tying motivations and narrative together
I imagine you get a variation of this comment pretty much every Pitch Meeting, but: I love how you keep this formula fresh with all of the wildly different bits that you put in these videos, like the page dropping and the fraction calculating here. Running jokes are tight, and callbacks are super easy, barely an inconvenience, but that extra effort you put forward to make each Pitch Meeting unique even hundreds of videos later is loved and appreciated
He’s a genius 😂😊
"So, you have a movie for me?"
"Yes sir, I do. We're going to introduce some of the Beast Wars characters to the Transformers movies!"
"Wow, it's going to be awesome seeing Dinobot and the T-Rex version of Megatron on the big screen! We can even set up another movie by having Megatron turn into his dragon form at the end of this one!"
"That would be cool, but neither of them are going to be in this."
So many gems in this Pitch Meeting from start to post-credit scene. At this point, I don't know why I'm surprised Ryan keeps upping his game.
Yeah, I felt like he came up with new phrases to reuse.
That being said, I was hoping that the producer guy would accidentally start telling the story because it was so predictable.
He really got me with that one important piece of dialogue bit 😂😂😂😂
Optimus Prime was actually meant to turn towards the camera and say "this film is part of the rebooted continuity started with the movie Bumblebee (2018). Buy my toys." but it was cut with the scene of him ramming Scourge through a wall and killing a Decepticon who turns into a bus and played a recording of Autobots pleading for their lives before being executed and then dumping his body in a river like a serial killer to hide from the humans where it floats down before coming to rest on other Decepticon corpses. That was the original opening for this movie.
I mean to be fair it was ALLLLLL the way down there by his feet. He could have pulled a back muscle bending over to pick it up! How can you be so heartless to Producer Guy and Writer Guy?! lol
A lot of episodes have clever and funny bits, but this one is on a whole other level. Just brilliant!
These pitch meetings really help explain the complex plot of the Transformers film series.
decrypting sophisticated narrative is tight!
SICK!!
you would think that it would be super easy, barely an inconveieniece for an action movie but no.
Yeah, the plot is way too mathy.
The energy in this one is crazy
"Unicron? He was in a previous movie!"
"He was? Anyway, Unicron is here and he's going to devour the earth"
"But didn't we establish that Unicron is just another name for earth?"
"No...? I mean I don't actually remember, but neither will the audience..."
I literally just walked out of the theater and wanted to watch the pitch meeting and just realized it was released a few minutes ago. What timing
I just say it yesterday as well so good timing for me
walking out of a theater and looking for a pitch meeting episode coincidentally mere minutes after it was posted is Tight!
With how good he’s gotten at this I sometimes forget there’s only one person talking to themself. Imagine seeing the behind the scenes where he reads the lines and it’s just dead air after each one lol.
I feel like I would have to read all of the dialogue anyways and just edit it out so I can respond appropriately as if there was actually someone sitting across from me lol
It's true, we get to just take for granted how good he's gotten at doing these now
I like to imagine he just quickly changes costume between each line of dialogue going back and forth. I know that's probably not how he really does it, but it's funnier that way.
you still saying them . him is the word
Pretty sure he has another person reading the other half of the script to him. You at him laughing sometimes at the start of a line like he's cracking up in response to the last line, which either means he is just laughing at reading his own script, seeing it for the first time, or more likely hearing it spoken out loud for the first time.
0:36 that’s exactly what Age of Extinction did with its title. Little bit of dinosaurs at the beginning, little bit of dinosaurs at the end.
I was actually waiting for them to make this joke;
Screenwriter Guy: Noah just becomes Iron Man at this point, because there’s no other direction for this story to go.
Producer Guy: Oh, suddenly becoming Iron Man is tight! Those movies made money.
This is a new level of quality. I think this'll be considered an instant classic.
Putting this out there: “No sir! It’s not an Avengers:Endgame! It’s a Justice League”
Scourge=Steppenwolf, Unicron=Darkseid, CGI servants of Unicron=parademons. The warp key=mother boxes. Skybeams! Etc., etc
That unicorn bit made me laugh! That typo never gets old 😂
Technically, it's not a typo...
@@clogs4956 ...it would be if you intended to write unicron.
@@delugesofgrandeur true that
@@clogs4956 yeah. he misread it. if it was a typo, looking back at the sheet wouldn’t cause him to realize the correct word
2:57 the look of shock at getting it right! 😂
That long pause followed by "Well Great" was a moment to behold.
Seeing a pitch meeting for a movie I didn't even know was out is TIGHT
they save me a lot of time and money by being free and way better than the movies
ROTB like drinking a slushie. A slushie comes in cool colours in a cool cup with cool flavours and a cool straw out of a cool machine with cool flavours. It's never the highlight of your day at the amusement park or funfair, but it's easy to appreciate and you don't need to switch off your brain to enjoy it. This is a 6/10 film you can just sit down for, watch through to the end, get up thinking "I had a pretty good time here", and get on with your day. It is an aggressively "okay" movie I had a good time with
Same I didn't even know they were making a new one tbh
I cannot hear Ryan saying "It's the 90s" without hearing the theme song for the time travel show.
I was surprised he didn't lean into that more after he said it.
Watching pitch meeting instead of the actual movie is tight, and it’s super easy barely an inconvenience for my short attention span to watch this(love the content)
How you keep innovating these videos and make them feel original and funny every time is a mistery to me. Pure talent. Also the acting was superb! I laughed hard, thank you dude
What a producer-guy-extravaganza!
So many new reaction sounds: the shocked "Woh!" @1:49 and the surprised "Hrumph" @2:58 are my favorites!
The excited "Sick!" makes me happy every time, but producer guy yelling "Fractions!" is definitely my highlight in this video.
Thanks for the new sounds and faces Ryan, I will add them to my collection of sounds and faces I will never dare to do outwardly but quietly enjoy whenever I could technically work them into a real conversation.
It’s the little things :)
One of your best my dude. The pause on the last "wow", the paper dropping, the fractions bit, the comedic pauses in general. Just top of your game man!
Hearing him say "It's the 90s," was hilarious!
What happens in 2004???!
Producer Guy's comedic timing on the pauses were perfect. Hilarious! 😂
I always love the 'barely an inconvenience' line in these pitches haha
as someone following the writer strike, the producer guy is sounding more and more intelligent than the producers in our world
That's setting the bar so low it's a tripping hazard in Hell.
With the quality of writing over the past few years there will be zero noticeable difference in the quality of movie scripts 😂
I'm hoping to sell my own idea while the going is good
As someone seeing movies these days... both of these two sound smarter than current producers and writers.
The same is true for writer guy and writers in our world as well!
I am never disappointed by these pitch meetings and this one was particularly hilarious
Thanks for watching the movies so we don't have to, Ryan!
Plus, the fraction bit really cracked me up. It resulted in 100% laughter
He's spot on as always, but I really had fun with this movie. It's dumb Transformers fun, but a good time for a summer blockbuster.
100%??? Thats like two halves of the thingy
This one is worth a watch IMO. It was just fun and only a little bit infuriating with the contrived plot conveniences. At the end of the day I feel the film out-funned the fury.
Hey, no problem! Tell me how many times you won't be watching the film and I'll make up the shortfall!
It was a good movie.
Another movie that I will never see but definitely watch the pitch meeting of!
I just thought of something. Why didn’t the Maximals destroy the Transwarp key? If Unicron needs the key to destroy the universe, and they don’t really have any use for it, why keep it around at all?
Their two goals were to escape their dying planet and keep Unicron from getting the transwarp key. They completed the first objective, and the only way to truly complete the second is to make it so either the key or Unicron no longer exist.
Anyone else think Ryan’s acting was just really spot on in this one and decide it’s an instant classic before you even finished the video?
So great 4:05
You really should word it like "Who else thinks--?" Because of course other people think that. It's like when people say "Am I the only one?" No one truly thinks they're that unique and special. 😛
I made a comment to similar effect. It's good.
That's my reaction to all Pitch Meetings
@@englishatheartman, those sort of "Am I the only one...?" Comments are so cringey 😂😂😂. Yet people fall for it all the time. Sad state of Gen Z's brains.
4:12 "TWO outta two parts!" 😂😂😂😂 idky but that got me!
that’s the absolute best
This is my first pitch meeting and I love it!
“What…are ya doin’?”
**”FRACTIONS.”**
Him spending time to calculate 2/2 is 100% made me laugh so hard. 😂
Him figuring out 2/2 is 100% is the most shocking part of all of this 😂
FRACTIONS!
Yes, and even better because it took him a while 😂
I disliked it cause jokes that go on too long are called "Seth Macfarlanes", and I hate them.
Not to mention the scene where Noah hotwires the car....HOW DOES HE HOTWIRE THE ALIEN ROBOT? Does Mirage have actual humanmade wires in him? I was so confused haha
Mirage faked the hotwiring
Didn't mirages light go of later and he blamed the hot wiring when he woke up the little brother?
It's a movie about fighting aliens, you ape 😂
Exactly! So he didn't fake it if it had real consequences haha, makes no sense!
What hotwiring? I just remember Noah undoing the lock, getting in, sitting for a bit, and then messing with the radio.
4:25 😂😂.
I genuinely hope "well great" becomes another catch phrase... I am crying rn
I feel like this pitch meeting was a little different from the other ones, like Ryan is trying some new things... and I like it!
Seeing The Transformers try something a little different must have really inspired him.
It definitely felt fresh! New deliveries, I enjoyed it a lot
@@kjoc70 🤣🤣
Oh, liking IT is... TIGHT!
Seriously though, I hate clowns. 💀
The Writer guy seems likes he’s getting dumber every pitch
This one had so many great moments, well done Ryan
Is the was he says "fractions" that gets me every time😂😂😂
This is the best one you've done in awhile! Some great new moments that are instantly quotable: "...Well, Great." and "buh!" are both amazing. Well Done!
I wonder if he’s gonna do a pitch meeting for Across the Spider-Verse. That one would probably be harder.
Super easy barely an inconvenience.
Nah there’s some pretty wild plot holes even though the movie is really good
Well it is a meme goldmine with a controversial (according to some) ending. So won`t be to hard to poke some fun.
Not even one movie nor book or anything fiction is safe if u think logically
Screenwriter: So we're going to say that similar events happen to all Spider-Men, and if they don't happen the entire universe is annihilated.
Producer Guy: Since when is Spider-Man instrumental to the stability of the universe?
S: Ever since I wrote that in the script.
PG: Isn't the appeal of the multiverse that anything can happen, why limit that by saying that similar stuff happens in every universe?
S: Because!
PG: And doesn't this mean that every previous Spider-Man story was pointless because they were all forced by fate?
S: Maybe.
Optimus died and came back, Bumblebee died and came back, these robots resurrect faster than Jesus.
Underrated comment 😂
I've watched all of your Pitch Meetings, and I think this one is in the top 5. Great stuff as always man!
This was probably one of the best (if not THE best) pitch meetings. Perfect!
Have you seen the 'Cats' pitch meeting?
@@simonmeadows7961what does it matter if he did?
@@Chapulín-y6jit was PERRfect
@@ked49 I fuckin hate cat puns
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@@jhammond1978that’s a real CAT-astrophe.