Straight People need help
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- เผยแพร่เมื่อ 8 ก.ย. 2024
- previously straight people were struggling, i went back to r/arethestraightsok to answer the question are the straights are ok?
i do not think the straights are ok
god why is this my life
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ah yes, the "natural feminine features" of a full face of makeup. how would we ever discern a woman from a man without the addition of blush and mascara? surely, the women were born with such beauty.
Bet ya that's the same type of person to call makeup "false advertising".
It's ridiculous how quickly straight men forget what a woman looks like. It was only a decade ago that brow filling became a thing, and now they don't know what real eyebrows look like.
Also, aloy is a fucking warrior who lives in hardship, ofc she wouldn't look like a model all the time
Those "Maybe she's born with it, maybe it's Maybelline" ads really confused people
But in truth I doesn't make sense
Like we are not perfect nobody is
My mom overheard “take non-binary bus home” out of context, interpreted it as a bus exclusively for non-binary people, and, knowing that I’m non-binary, exclaimed, “That would be cool!”
i choose to interpret the "that would be cool" in the worst way possible because last time a public-transport was exclusively for a specific group of people it didn't end well
@@12DAMDO Yeah we know that mmh.
@@isappycracks they meant black people
that's oddly sweet
Non-binary isn't a thing
people need to understand that disliking a gay person solely because theyr gay is homophobic. not hating a person who just so happens to be gay
Yeah it's equality to hate or not hate someone regardless of their sexuality. Bad person? Doesn't matter if they're straight or gay, they suck (lol) either way equally as bad
I dont mind gay people but when they make it their personality, make it their voice, make it their style, yeah I hate them
I could care less if someone is gay but I cannot stand the LGBT community, pride flags, or anyone who unironically showcases their pronouns.
No, you are not birch/birchshelf, you're Cameron.
@@phantomaviator1318 cry harder
@@uncroppedsoop I feel like if anyone here is crying, it's you
Just started the video, but the funniest thing to me about the very first post is that the "fanmade fix" was made by a dude AS A JOKE satirizing people who would go on about those "feminine features", and then the dude who made the tweet found it and LEGITIMATELY USED IT BECAUSE HE DIDN'T KNOW IT WAS SATIRE. It's honestly incredible.
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Finally it’s Here😂⬆️..
Whats actually funny is that the real face capture actress is that pretty. Mans got the accuracy.
cerby
@@exi8464 I AGREE
Hahahaha
"match a liberal guy with a liberal girl and she'll be pegging him"
he says that as if that's a bad thing?
Conservatives are just angry the only sex they do is vanilla missionary and that liberal individuals allow themselves to have fun.
Honestly man probably finds missionary as interesting as it gets
A man who loves a good, consensual pegging is more of a man than any missionary/jackhammer bro will ever be
@@NightEyeStudio1995 based
@@NightEyeStudio1995 based
My liberal grandma married my conservative grandpa and HE became liberal. Then, her liberal daughter married my conservative father and they got divorced and neither changed. So.
Thats though
My mom leans more liberal and my dad leans more conservative. They're together still and neither have changed
My dad's liberal, but not in the normal sense. Man has never seen Twitter. Does not know what TH-cam or Twitch is.
But he's anti-government and despite being hick, progressive in the way that mostly aligns with liberal views.
My mom's hard-core conservative.
They were married like 10 years. Her conservative views ruined their marriage. They're still off-and-on friends now.
Can't be true. Nobody got pegged.
@@canny_linguistyou're wrong, I did
Jesus actually told a girl to stop when she was being forced by a man to serve every guest in the house like she was a servant. He didn't like that. Jesus does not support the idea of women existing to serve men.
Thats less not supporting the idea of women existing to serve men and more not supporting the idea of women existing to serve all men
@@meowcow21 I know that you said all in the second one, but those literally mean the exact same thing. Your just flat out wrong
@@Dill9540 they aren't the same thing. Perhaps the point was that a woman should only serve her husband and family and not be forced by her husband to serve everyone.
@@meowcow21 what
@@nightingale3688 hi
I'm a public toilet pooper. There is no better way in this world to establish dominance than not caring who hears the plop.
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Finally it’s Here😂⬆️..
you terrify me
People like you scare me.
I’ve always pooped in public toilets tbh..
Satan is proud.
Reminder: there is a difference between straight people and The Straights™
@@baldkiwi444 k
@@Ollie_nel hi
@@baldkiwi444 k
@@baldkiwi444 k
@@baldkiwi444 k
I didn't really need to hear Kwite describe a frogs ass as "grippable" yet here we are regardless.
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Finally it’s Here😂⬆️..
…their slimey…how are they grippable…
@@imjustasconfusedasyou Frogs aren’t slimey
@@nyxie2877
? i’ve never touched one they just always look very slimey and hard to grab? are they not?
@@imjustasconfusedasyou Depends on the species I think? Mostly they're just sorta moist but the mucus level may vary.
You're sorta right on the ancient Greece stuff. It was more like it was 100% okay to be the top but being the bottom was shameful and bad because you were weaker
There were literal academic debates on if Achilles was a top or bottom for his long term partner/lover Patroclus. This shit was important to them lmao
Being the receiver of penetration was a feminine position, therefore frowned upon
just be a vers then!
@@schnuffelschnuffel141 I thought we were called flip flops until just now
Well, even that varied. For two grown adult men, it was shameful for one of them to be the bottom. But Ancient Greece was a lot messier than modern times, so you would see a lot of adult and minor relationships, between men/girls and men/boys. It wasn’t shameful for a boy to be a bottom, because he’s younger and smaller than the man. Only once he was “of age” was it considered weak to be a bottom.
i really want to attend a class debating if achilles was a bottom
Insecure men on Twitter: *”iT’s fEMiNinE FOr a MAn tO KnOw hOW tO cOOK, cLeAN, AnD SeW!”*
Pioneer era men: *”Are we a joke to you?”*
The same men who think women are beneath them but literally need either a mommy or a wife to survive. "Women are so immature and dumb, but I don't know how to wash my jeans 😩"
my dad doesn't know how to boil pasta right but he tries. It's the thought that counts.
Sewing is very manly
@@Kimmie6772 bless'm
Fellas,
Is it gay to know how to take care of yourself?
For those who haven’t figured it out, the subreddit is about how terrible gender roles are heavily ingrained into the culture surrounding straight relationships (or laughing at ridiculous homophobic people) and NOT an attack on people who are straight
Thank you for coming to my Ted talk
Thanks for informing us
You're welcome it was a very interesting and informative Ted talk
Whew! Thanks for informing yo!
@Obi-wan Kenobi Please stop existing bot no one likes bots and no one likes you spamming comments with your stupid video that doesn't even mean anything 🤖
(TH-cam for some reason came with a disclaimer asking me if my comment was actually being respectful and following guidelines, I initially said "fuck off" and after getting the warning, I felt like I should elaborate more on my middle finger to the fucking bot problem TH-cam has and IGNORES)
@@cinfdef Did it for u :)
This subreddit is the embodiment of post nut clarity. At first it's fun, but after a while you start to question your life choices.
It’s extremely cringe
@@seperatedpersonality Agreed
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Finally it’s Here😂⬆️..
The issues I have with it is they don’t always understand satire and way too many reposts. Besides that it’s not bad every now and then
@@outlawruby So every single subreddit?
Guys who complain about female post apocalyptic game characters not looking like they’re a Victoria’s Secret model, are usually the same guys who bitch and moan about real life women wearing makeup
And the same ones who get mad when women like feminine men. "Women, if you see a man exhibiting feminine traits, don't date him. It's intimidating how much more attention those men are getting lately, please, I need to feel like a real man, I can't even shave or I feel my dad's voice slamming against the sides of my brain telling me I'm a pussy, don't take my hateful stereotypes away".
But makeup makes girls look worse
@@toxihex876 "I know better than women the type of men they like".
People who think the one on the right is more realistic than the one on the left are literally the people the phrase "touch grass" was made for.
I think they just hate women looking like anything or being happy. I think they just hate women in general.
And I'm gonna go ahead and assume that they also hate themselves, because judgemental people are usually most judgemental towards themselves.
I don't use pronouns.
*Did you know that "I" is actually a pronoun?*
yes, and the same goes for "whom" and "you"
the more you know
and "i ate 3 dead bodys when the cats movie was made"
Calling someone with zey/zem is weird . Its okay till they/them after that no way in hell imma use made up shit
@Alan Thampi Homie, all language is "made up." Neopronouns like zey/zem and whatnot are just people adding on more language that describes them better than they/them. Its not much different than pronouns you deem as "normal" Personally, if all it takes to make a person feel happy and accepted is to memorize and use a couple of new words, then I'd do; it's as simple as that. Choosing to whine about people just trying to live as zemselves because it's so hard to learn new things is more of a reflection of your own personal faults than of people who use neopronouns. I do hope you may learn more about it and improve yourself, though.
@@raumarsene9910 live your life your way but dont expect everyone to partake in your delusion is my policy. I wont use any neopronouns after they/them sry thats as far as i go and thats pushing it as well. Identity as whatever you want but keep it to yourself asking for validation from others is legit the dumbest way to live life.
And another thing this whole trend of neopronouns etc is just a phase for im pretty sure 80% of the people using it (as majority are literal 15 yr olds). Its just the current trend to select a specific unique neopronoun just so that you stand out. After 2016 the world went to hell man
"Are The Straights Okay?"
"Are the LGBT+ Alright?"
"Are the Ace Vibing"
Can confirm, your honor, we are indeed vibing.
Good, good that put a smile on the universe face, knowing you are Vibing and living your best life.
as the CEO of anti lgbt+ i can agree they are doing alright but they wont in 10 hours
@@isappycracks You will need to submit your plans/act in triploic, common sans bold, and turn in a 407 G-K2 form by 8:35pm today. If you fail to carry out these terms you will have to wait 5 businesses days to try again. Thank you for understanding.
Signed, Judge Freelove.
Edit:Also, Nice name by the way
@@KaeganThornhillTheCyberRaven oh i forgot about that i always forget about the triploics
As a dude who doesn't have the right junk to piss standing up, the part about the school bathrooms is 100% correct. One time a guy stuck his head under the stall door and I didn't know what to do so I kicked him in the face.
Kicked him in the face? as you should!!!!!
Well done - 👏
I feel that’s the only reasonable response.
You very much knew what to do, the only thing to do.
Ah yes, making the woman who literally lives in the wild and defeats giant robots on her own be muscular is so unrealistic. That's the unrealistic part about that game.
Also I kept seeing people complain about the detail of tiny baby hairs on the main character's face and arms. Guys forget that women have hair that is not just on the top of their heads sometimes
Bro I played that game but stopped when I realized I had to take on one of the robots 💀 also right when I came up the hill of a city a saw one look dead at me with the alerts and all 💀 long story short is I haven’t touched that game in a year because I got scared that the robot was going to attack 🤦♀️
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Finally it’s Here😂⬆️..
also the fact they're a bunch of primitive tribesmen with almost no makeup.
👀💀
@@realhumanbean7915 actually in a society like that, makeup is facepaint. I mean they do wear facepaint for battle and the nobles wear painted faces for beauty. Its actually simple to make it with the limited stuff around. I mean some oil, egg whites and some charcoal ash and you make mascara.
actually the spartans would encourage the men in the army to sleep with each other cause it would build comradery and trust
"Yo bro, wanna have gay sex for comradery bro? It's like a trust-building exercise dude. No Homo though"
For a second I forgot that you meant Spartans as in the Greek soldiers, so I was kinda just wondering if this was actually a part of the Halo lore
@GB Honestly, still hot in both contexts. I have a thing for big men in armors and helmets lmao
Just bros being bros, no homo 😀
we just be doing it for the comradery and trust nothing more :)
if Kwite were to give birth would the kids also be hoodies or would they be crop-tops (because they are smaller)
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Finally it’s Here😂⬆️..
they would start as little tube tops and grow into hoodies as they get older.
nah they just start out as singular pieces of cloth and grow into hoodies
Hey, I came here to laugh, not think so hard that my brain is incinerated
Out here asking the REAL questions
As a feminine person, I will love and pamper a feminine guy.
😊
@Insomnia_Gaming My boyfriend, we’re long distance, already agreed we’d paint each others nails and he had free access to my closet.
as a not feminine man, uhhhhhhh idk
as a slightly feminine guy, i would love to wake up, dress in front of a mirror, and then suddenly get kissed on the forehead by my gf and i start blushing and get all nervous and flustered even though she does this every monday before she leaves for work for the past 5 years but it's still so special because it's her of all people and i'm so lucky to have a partner like this that can make me feel so happy
@Insomnia_Gayming🏳️🌈 as a non feminine man, what the absolute fuck
Fun fact about the first tweet: that fan-made picture was uploaded to reddit with a caption mocking people who were exactly like the person that made the tweet.
The person who tweeted that literally fell for a bait that wasn't even meant to be one.
“Wife bad! Relationship shouldn’t be built on love. Relationship should be built on obligation and resentment.”
Fellas is it gay to **shuffles the deck**
Only if you deal from the Bottom.
i was gonna respond with smth like ew thats gay but ur response made me laugh so hard
i like how in the description there's no comma between "previously" and "straight", so it can be read as "former straight people were struggling, now that they've come out they're all good"
What
@@Transit0422 "previously straight people were struggling..." instead of "previously, straight people were struggling..."
Yes, Aloy, a woman who literally spends 90% of her time in the wild, wearing a full face of makeup!!!
i find aloys original design very attractive. she’s extremely beautiful and it’s like a breath of fresh air looking at her. The fanmade version is so generic💀💀
Not to mention it’s literally satirical imagery made to make fun of people who think what the poster said😂
Alright I do gotta say it, I prefer the makeup version.
But I do not expect her to look like that in game. I think it’s fucking amazing we’ve gotten so far in video games where we can render PEACH FUZZ ON A CHARACTERS CHEEK.
This video went straight to the point
@Obi-wan Kenobi Hello there
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Finally it’s Here😂⬆️..
Heyyy I see what you did there
Very funny and yes, ducks are indeed cool.
Bazinga
I’m so glad you mentioned that the ancient Greeks weren’t actually all that LGBT friendly. Sure, gay sex was an open secret, but it was still looked down upon as “unmanly” if you were the “bottom.” Like you said, there were many loopholes that men used to continue to get off with their buddies.
„In ancient Rome, everything had a power dynamic. So it was okay to be gay, but ONLY if you were the top.“
-Blue from OSP
1:38 I matched myself, a conservative girl, with two liberal girls and within a year I was liberal and had a crush on both of them
Power of peer pressure is strong in this one
👨❤️👨
The fact that men forget that women can look masculine/normal is hilarious to me.
This is definitely one of my favorite subreddits for people to check out, and I'm really happy you've been taking a look at it
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Smartest leftie
@@baldkiwi444 pretty much
@@baldkiwi444 you're mad at a drawn picture of a human?
@@beastcarleeto707 apparently
as someone who's straight, thanks kwite.
As someone who isn’t straight, being straight is cool in my book
@@KozakuraRabbit As it should with all peace and tranquility and all that.
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Finally it’s Here😂⬆️..
@@KozakuraRabbit How could it not be?
Im fine with being straight but it's not natural to me
As a trans man, no girls have stared at me while I pissed
They were afraid of getting cancelled on twitter
@@sjdkdkrmdirkfkdm7683 what?? I think they’re just polite man
@@sourpatchwimp Wait so i'm confuse because like I know what trans means but like when you say you're a trans man, you're a woman who became a man or a man who became a woman? I tend to be really confuse and i'm pretty sure i'm not the only one. And it's also because I don't wanna misspronouns people.
@@Ruby...X I’m a man but I don’t feel safe nor pass enough to go into the men’s restroom, especially at school, I would get abused either physically or sexually and I’m not trying for either so I just go into the women’s
@@Ruby...X trans man/boy = female to male
trans woman/girl = male to female
this confused me as well when i first learned it but it's easier to think like this- if someone says trans man/woman just remove the "trans" from the term. like trans woman - trans = woman. boom now you know that person is a woman
often it's better to just ask their pronouns when it's safe/possible if you don't know beforehand
My mom saw the notification and title while she was on my phone now she’s talking to my dad about kicking me out of the house cause they think I’m gay. 🗿
They cant kick you out of the house if you kick them out first
Bro u good? Rlly hoping this is a joke and ur not actually about to be kicked out
This was dumb as shit.
Ok, that is horrible, but I have advice from when I went through kinda the same thing. If ur a girl put condoms in ur bag or around ur room. Then try to explain to them that it's just a TH-cam video and ur not gay. And maybe try to get your friends to post videos of you doing straight stuff like kissing a opposite gender person at a party or in the stairwell at school. Cause chances are they will be stalking all ur and ur friends social medias. Also if ur not out yet steal some of their money and a weapon a lighter and pack a small bag. Incase they throw you out, also point out the safest towns in your area then find some kind of structure like a sewer drain. But don't set up camp just be prepared.
Really? Good
“Straight people need help.”
Theyʼre being _straight_ up rude in this subreddit, itʼs not our fault that weʼre as straight as bendable rulers.
Bendable you say? 😏
@@normalhuman6804 true
B e n d a b l e y o u s a y
@@normalhuman6804 😩😏
B E N D A B L E
6:37 " I have no pronouns, do not refer to me. ever " is now my new explination to how people should talk to me. Other than that, I just tell people to imagine me as a swarm of bees and adress me as such.
Teach me your ways
You must only ever refer to me by my name, shadow the hedgehog.
I is a pronoun.
It’s literally the dictionary definition of a pronoun.
from now on,minestrike207 will talk in third person
Oh, come on. You can't expect someone with a brain that smooth to understand what the subject they're bigoted towards is actually about.
@@Here_is_Waldo I can and I will
I once completed a survey that asked me whether I was female, male, or LGBT. After taking some time to be extremely annoyed, I very politely emailed the PROFESSORS at my university who had created the survey to explain that LGBT is not, in fact, a gender, and that given I was a bisexual woman there were multiple answers that applied to me. They were very nice and promised to do better on future work, and looked at the links to glossaries I had included, so it ended well, but I still get annoyed every time I think about it.
Also, I never realized when I permanently injured my back that I instantaneously went from single to presumably married with a child. I should probably figure out exactly where the kid has wandered off to.
I love how "God created you to be a house slave while Satan wants you to be free and independent" is somehow supposed to be a mark for God and against Satan
ive seen multiple people being homophobic in these comments but like they watch someone who is bisexual??? mane wtf 💀
Homophobia is a meaningless term because each person has a reason to disaprove or even fear something, some going to have more logical reasonings, others less.
90% percent of people who are called homophobe, Don't fit the term they're accused of being, even if they were, you wouldn't have a right to push them away because they fear something or someone that does something they fear or hate.
@@alirezabhmanabadi4235 alhamdulillah
@@alirezabhmanabadi4235 90%? How did you come to that percentage? Because it sounds like you pulled it out of your arse. The only way you can possibly come up with that number is if you've examined every single instance of homophobia in the whole world and somehow been able to access the true motive every time. You haven't. You're just making stuff up and typing it like it's the truth 🤣 you typed a lot of bollocks just to excuse your homophobia LOL.
@@faithpearlgenied-a5517 out of the many things I've wrote, you've got stuck on the 90% percent which is metaphorically means many if you didn't know and there isn't a study on it in the first place, i just said that for the fact of there being many instances that i have seen, not the actual accurate data on it.
Have you read anything beyond that from my comment....?
😘@@alirezabhmanabadi4235
I think we need to ask these people to define homophobic, like they must have a wrong definition, there can’t be any other reason they keep saying “I [homophobic thing] but I’m not homophobic]”
Sure. If we can call hatred of heterosexuals heterophobia.
@@cajunking5987 Bruh, mald harder
@@dizzylilthing finish your homework honey
@@cajunking5987 When you cry for me, dear
@@dizzylilthing haha right little girl
fun fact:
just because some people aren't straight, doesn't mean EVERYONE isn't straight. too many homophobes fail to grasp this basic concept
That doesn't even make any sense?
Do you understand what a phobia is?
@@LilPW A fear or _aversion_ to something, kid,
@@trickytraveller3272 Dont let the picture fool you that's just 12 year old me still sick of you people's shit ten years ago. Good job I never asked you?
@@trickytraveller3272 fear? no one's scared of homosexuals
1:51
thats the quivering from pleasure face
They never said it was a bad thing
I always thought I was the only really normal straight person. Then I realized I was Bi and a lot of things made sense.
As a bi person I can confirm we are consistently losing brain cells listening to both the gay and the straight
@@fantiscious legit dude we are the actual messiahs of the human race
@@AbsoluteAbsurdEveryone knows Jesus was bisexual
@@justaghostinthesea I thought he was a garlic bread enjoyer.
@@insanitycrafter8553 He can be both!
"if you're [blank] that's ok in my book, big guy, cause my book is not the bible" are truly words to live by
*straight
@@axy_cz yeah I know, I'm saying this is applicable to a lot of things than just sexuality
4:40 - You're telling me I can have a man I'd trust to hold my drink, making hella money and a cool ass place to live over a man who probably never washes the deer blood of his hands, the stresses of being a parent and living in bum fuck no where?
I love how being a dad is considered feminine now
Fellas, is it gay to
have children?
*Is it gay to breath?*
@@AlextheHomo I dunno man, you literally suck on air the entire time, sucking on stuff is kinda gay...
@@hildegunstvonmythenmetz6095 omg 😂😂😂 "sucking"
@@AlextheHomo mhmmmmmm ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
Grieving a loved one is not emotional dependency. A dependence is like an addiction, seeking emotional support after a family member dies is not at all the same thing.
@Heather Petersen yea
While you are technically correct (the best kind of correct), the kind of people who make lists like this also often believe that "extreme emotional dependency" is anything short of complete and total stoicism at all times in all situations.
As a straight, white male, I can confirm that my book ain’t the Bible either
Cause I’m agnostic, that’s literally it
Mood
🤓
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As an atheist, can confirm
As an omniist, I agree.
7:50 I think the code is up,up,down,down,left,right,left,right,A,B,START
9:35
No doubt in my mind that this is Freud with a time machine
I just love the "match a conservative guy etc" one because he actually treats it like a disease that spreads 😅
Who wants to play at gay recess and eat transgender lunch together
Fuck yeah 3 month gay recess
me!!! lets also non binary genderfluid lesbian hide and seek
9:05 I was expecting women so much that wife actually made me laugh
me when I hear the word ‘witchcraft’
6:32 "DO NOT PERCEIVE ME"
i cant belive a woman who lives in caves and hunts robot dinosaurs isnt conventually attractive smh my head
5:40 I didn’t realize it was a parody until you said, and I still don’t really see it. If you’re wandering how, I am very autistic (literally, I have autism).
3:35 no. This is true but specifically in Athens and had to do with being perceived as "womanly" not being "gay". Practices varied between regions and poleis.
So sexism and not homophobia
@Blck Otaku you joke but yes that's exactly what the ideology was. Athens was wild
Greeks discovered sex
Romans discovered you could have it with women
@@blckotaku5250I love your pfp
People really need to get off factory settings and change their character's stats.
6:04 Ok that was the funniest one so far (I'm at this part of the video right now), immediately started laughing at the logic of that
5:25 a group chat I’m in is named “trangener lunch” because of this post lmao
6:10 then suddenly blood donations increase by 50%...
1:01
It’s a tribal game
I’ve seen women without makeup, and that’s how women look
They literally added makeup to a character who would never wear makeup
Ok but cross dressing hour would be sick
Yeess, I would have honestly loved it when I was still in school
@@tooning779 skill issue imo
@@tooning779 no you dont
@@WaveSucks (coughs in non-binary) how do I cross dress-
@@tooning779 how are you this dense
8:08 As an asexual, this sounds like my ideal roomie.
The reason why W seems so bad at 9:10 is because they're using W incorrectly.
W is the best vowel, foight me.
Fight*
Not a vowel
6:49 doesn't like pronouns and still had the audicity to start the sentence with a pronoun
2:35 Fun fact, the word translated as "rib" in the Bible in Adam and Eve's story has been widely considered as a mistranslation by many scholars and most of them agree that the word in the English languages that would come closer to the original word is "half" or "side". Some even argue that Adam before the creation of Eve might have been both male and female at the same time (and they argue that based on some of the language used to describe Adam), but that is mostly contested by most scholars. But not the part about the more correct words being "side" or "half, on that most scholars that actually put some thought into this agree.
Thank you for the disclaimer in the opening
Even as a bisexual, it still hurts to see people discriminatory to ANY sexuality. Gay, Straight, Pan, etc etc
I FUCKING LOVE TRANSGENDER LUNCH PERIOD
MMMMMMMMMMMMRRRGRGRGRGRRRRRG I WOULD LIKE A WHOLE TRAY OF PEAS SCOLMPDODSK
I feel like it would be unhealthy, though. As the foods would be full of transfats.
@@MossIsLost MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMGFGJMHDTYUKGN
Def my favorite hour of the day
Slide the estrogen
8:54 Worschershire
Wochershrie
Worcestershire sauce
Worcestecerstersire sauce
Wuss-ter-sheer
But you didn't hear that from me 🤫
9:54 You know, that makes a bit too much sense.
5:30 I wanna go to Gay recess :(
Me too brah, me too
Watching said straights in the comments trying to act normal has me in TEARS
5:01 literally went from some shitty abounded city to cyberpunk
4:25 “War has changed” - Solid Snake
"If you're straight then you're okay in my book. Because my book isn't a the bible."
I laughed harder than I should have, lol.
6:24 A person with that attitude just wants to be referenced only with a person with that attitude’s name or a similar phrase to what I said in this comment
I went to a Christian high school and we studied communist history... as in, the history of the Russian Revolution and the Cold War. How does one teach 20th-century history without mentioning communism?
9:42 *freud would like to know your location*
It might be the asexuality, but I immediately looked to the frog's head when he said "cheeks"
It took me a full sentence later to realize what he actually meant
I am a straight guy watching the world go down the crap hole.
th-cam.com/video/T1mzRQAAG64/w-d-xo.html
Finally it’s Here😂⬆️..
Are you ok? ☺
Hiiiii
No XD
@@YourDM64 hmmmm
“You’re alright in my book big guy, because my book is not the Bible.” For some reason that made me feel genuinely happy? 😅
1:46
this has nothing to do with liberals or conservatives, but that last situation is a dream tbh
2 weeks into a relationship and both already feel confident enough to do what they want to do
8:24 boys that's half a Kwite eye, we're starting to get somewhere
Now we just need the other half.
I remember how his face looks completely, so I do not need to piece the parts of his face like I'm solving a code from the Zodiac Killer
as a horizon fan, I sleep well knowing my favourite combination of pixels never fails to make sexists shake with anger.
5:21 crossdressing hour would actually be really fun!
4:00
Me, in Europe, where toilets have separate walls and doors instead of stalls: “…what the fuck…?”
when i came out to my parents my dad ( who i am literally a clone of ) said something along the lines of "There's even MORE we have in common?!"
Aww, that’s so sweet!
Hey Kwite, you gotta sell more mini Kwite stuff. Every time my plushie Kwite enters my field of vision he reminds me to go watch your videos
That is jarring
@@embreadiment It is. He sits in my room menacingly.
To add on to my previous statement, put him in a jar
0:46 ok literally why do people always expect a female character in a game to be attractive as a baseline. you'd think based on how people talk about the handler in MHW she must be the most hideous and unbearable character in existence. like what, she likes food? as if monster hunter has had actual character writing. or story at all.
I use no pronouns mainly cuz idk wtf to refer to myself as. I was born male, I don't feel masculine or feminine tho. I think it's non-binary so I usually just tell people they/them if they bother me about it but usually I just tell people refer to me as nothing or whatever the hell you want. Call me a chicken idgaf. How about a turtle, I'll go with that hell yeah
Turtles are very cute, I would be honored if I was compared to one.
@@ameliasellers6396 hell yeah I got two red ear sliders
Turtles are cool
🐢
As an agender, I can relate 🐢
7:01 I had a freind once who was actually like this, it's soo cringe
Please tell me you are lying for internet points
About Ancient Greece, it depended on social class. A slave cannot penetrate, an elder cannot be penetrated. An apprentice can’t penetrate an artisan, etc. In fact, being penetrated by a slave was used as legal punishment for a while.
I once was sitting in a school bathroom, taking a shit cuz we all get the urge- and like a 8 group of girls was just standing by the entrance listening to me shit and laughing... I was traumatized
Thats freaking weird of them. They should be embarrassed for doing that.
2:30
The bad name these "Christians" give us normal Christians who understand the concept of intelligence
doesn't the bible say something like it approves of slavery
@@Milk-ck1wv>accuses bible of bad thing
>doesnt give verse
>doesnt say where info is from
>"haha im so rad"
@@lazypikachu2.0 because I'm asking a question, weirdo. I'm asking not accusing plus I don't think I'm better or anything as you are assuming.
@@Milk-ck1wv if you really wanted an answer to that question you could just look it up 💀
@@lazypikachu2.0 as if the answer wont change by Google
well according to the chart at 10:14 i am now married and have more than 3 children as a minor.
5:33 if your school doesn’t teach communist history then get a better school
if your school doesn't have trangener lunch then get a better school
@@tt-qq4xq The history of the atrocities committed in the name of Marxism in infinitely more important
@@tt-qq4xq any lunch with me is a trangener lunch
@@mrblakeboy1420every school lesson is pretty gay if my friends are in it
@@Mag3.1415 same
ok but why do i feel like the liberal school one would unironically be a fun school
LGBT studies all day everyday, and also communism.
Same I wanna go there, based as fu ck school
Ikr i'd love to go there