8:50 This is the dad of the millenia. This person is an actual fucking king, a huge chad. He was very afraid, but to help the fear of his son, he still didn't act like it. I wanna give this guy a hug.
What if that was actually the good ending of a horror film, think about it, he didnt show fear and he acted like there was nothing there, he felt fear and if there was a creature there and for some reason knew it didnt react for he was acting calm and mantained composture. what im saying is, what if in reality a creature tests adults to see if they can keep their cool and if they dont pass they get killed?
i HAD to look up the burrito one. op found it half-eaten in the back of his fridge 2 weeks after the original post. he even ate a couple bites and said it tasted soggy. gave it a 2/10.
A cute idea but that could backfire so badly. It's easy for a kid to be scared, and if you teach a kid that demons are not only real, but if they don't believe in themself enough that the demons can actually hurt them, then it's a complete tossup whether the placebo will make the child unafraid of demons, or make their fear drastically worse
this sounds inspiring, but there is a 50/50 chance your kid instead hears that and thinks "So now that I've considered failure might happen, I'm destined to it?". It's like a chance based ability in a game, you have a 50% chance to multiply current fear stat by 0, and a 50% chance to multiply current will-to-live stat by 0, with a 100% chance to increase agility by 2%
I have Visual Snow Syndrome and I used to think it was normal for everything to have a static overlay. Another thing I experience are afterimages where whenever I look at anything and look away I can still see a faded version of it; an afterimage. Sometimes it only lasts a few seconds and sometimes minutes. In the dark it is so much worse. Since it’s dark I can’t see much colour so the only afterimages I see are shadowy. I also live in Australia and am terrified of spiders because they can actually kill you here. When I was little falling asleep was terrifying. I wouldn’t be able to tell if the black blobs in the walls were actual spiders or afterimages since they follow my line if sight and can seem like they’re moving. I thought it was normal. Still, throughout my childhood there have been at least a hundred times where I woke up and there was a giant huntsman in the wall. I’m trying to escape Australia as fast as I can, I hate it here. I mean spiders are so normal here that when a kid saw a redback spider, the second most dangerous spider in the world, on the schools playground slide, they just told us not to play on the playground for a week and hoped for for the best. I mean the worlds most dangerous spider is named after the fucking city I live in (the Sydney Funnel-Web Spider) and was first discovered in my old neighbourhood which I still live next to. How do I know this? Because in first grade they had a guy come to our school to teach us about spiders and show us the most dangerous ones preserved in blocks of resin. He taught us how to identify the most dangerous since a bite can kill a small child. As if I wasn’t scared enough already.
The poop one fills me with rage, not because its disgusting but because the op was acting really stupid (if its actually true, you never know online). Here is a free health tip for everyone reading this: If you poop 3 times a day to once every 3 days you are in what I call the healthy zone. If you poop more often than that or more rarely than that then GO SEE A FUCKING DOCTOR BY GOD I BEG YOU.
@@adeliew4230 I think it actually depends. If that’s what he’s been doing for all his life and he has no shitting problems, then it’s fine. It varies from person to person. I’m not a health professional or anything, so take this with a grain of salt ofc, but I’m pretty sure he’s fine.
@@sonofsparda9739 Sorry I drank all the gasoline you tried to pour on the house and I clapped the air, putting out the match between my wall-calloused palms
I so relate to that dad. I don't believe in monsters, gods, otherworldly beings, cryptids etc, but seriously if I had to go into a dark basement after my kid told me they "heard a monster in there", my imagination would play absolute merry hell with me. My kid would get a good night's sleep. I wouldn't.
I’m straight up concerned about the guy who was eating the cookie in the bathroom. Like, would his wife seriously guilt trip him for wanting to eat a cookie without giving her half of it? And like, he says he felt like he betrayed her by eating it himself? Wtf is happening in that household??
I kinda like to imagine Kwite is the opposite of the people who wear business on top and casual stuff on the bottom. Hoodie on top and dress pants & shoes on the bottom.
it's been so long since I've watched a kwite video as it came out and I'm so disappointed that it's been that long! this was great and I thoroughly enjoyed it. the fnaf jumpscare got me and I nearly threw my phone. 10/10 content.
That monster/ghost story is funny. I had my nieces stay with me and the wife. One had the whole monster under the bed scenario. Told her "They feel safe their cause they hide from me. They don't wanna be in their bed cause their bed is above mine. I'm the monster under their bed." Is all it took for them to now be scared of Uncle Slim the Monster to monsters.
The krusty krab has 2 workers, and 1 of them is squidward. Of course SpongeBob got employee of the month every month. He still has passion in his work, squidward is so dead inside he actively puts minimum effort in
started watching this video and playback was set to 2x and i didnt think anything of it i literally thought thats the way kwite edited it until i checked
You can tell this man is so successful he doesn't even complain about the percentage of subscribers, instead he gets angry at us for not having notifications on lol.
I almost killed myself trying to clean my foot in my sink. I stepped on a spill in my kitchen (I don't know what it was, but it was sticky), and decided that I should go wash my foot. However, I was too lazy to take a shower, and so decided to just clean my foot in the bathroom sink. Now I'm quite short, so I had to get a stool so I could reach the sink with my foot. I slipped and fell almost immediately, and if I didn't grab the towel rack on the way down to stop myself, I may have snapped my neck.
Speaking of confessions, I do actually have something to confess it's not something I'm proud of, but I have to tell someone or else it'll haunt me till the day I die...ok...ok here we go I watch Kwite videos
I’m going to make a Kwite recolor and make it my own Kwite OC like those cringey sonic ones from 2005-2016. Just kwite but with a white hoodie and bright blue lenses. That’s my kwite oc
I have a confession to make….. when I was in 1st grade I got mad and said that I will blow up the school and I got expelled less than a day later. Keep in mind I was in 1st grade at the time and didn’t understand what those words truly meant and I obviously didn’t have access to the tools necessary.
Confession: I’ll preface with saying that I’m a 21 year old man. I’m ashamed, but the Freddy jumpscare in the monster post made me jump. Yes I’m embarrassed, because I’m numb to FNAF scares, but I gotta give it to the Fredster this time.
Like, the first confession is the kind of crazy that people don't expect because it is some kind of cartoon level absurd and hilarious, and the second one everyone expects because it is realistic yet hilariously cursed.
I have several night lights in my house mainly to see at night to go use the can... it's better then turning on the big bright lights and everyone sleeps w/ there doors open...
I also hide and eat snacks I don't want to share. I'm married with 3 kids, a cat and a dog. If I want to enjoy anything myself, I have to hide. My favorite hiding spot is my bathroom for some reason. Sometimes I just kick it in there and watch stuff on my phone or read. It's nice.
Relatable, but only two kids. The bathroom is where you are expected to be alone for a while, and you get to lock the door for complete privacy. And, as long as you don’t touch the toilet itself, it’s perfectly sanitary. 🤷♀️
If you're looking for a socially acceptable night light that you can use as an adult, I recently hit on one. I got a $15 diffuser/humidifier from Walmart so I could just add some water and whatever essential oil I feel like and have my room smelling however I want. It has 2 settings, full and half. You're not supposed to run it for more than 6 hours on the full setting or 12 hours on half because it can break if it runs out of water and is left on or something, but it barely uses any anyway. It also has a color changing light built in that I can set to whatever color I want, with 2 brightness settings. Turn that bad boy when the evening is winding down, set it to half strength after about 30 minutes, pick my color, and go to bed. No more blindly groping for things on my bedside table in the dark anymore, and my room smells like whatever I want. Just don't get essential oils at the store where they charge $8+ per ounce when you can get a bottle 10 times the size for a couple bucks more on Amazon that will last you a long time.
lol ima be honest here ive been watching these vids for a long time and forgot to subscribe (i thought i did) and just the intro made me laugh so hard that i decided "sure why not ill subscribe." keep it up Kwite, we all know its working XD
The only reason I still sleep with night light is because I sleep in the basement and there is no natural light so if I get up at night to go to the bathroom, I would be completely blind
Ok but I go outside when it rains and walk and jump like a goblin crab and just make loud noises incoherently, then throw sticks. The back wall of our yard faces more yards across a landscaped area, can defos see the other neighbors, but they can’t see me…
Clearly the burrito was chucked outside accidentally, and a goblin man appeared and said "I'll be having that". Happens all the time.
It's because the owner was too busy shitting to check the unfinished basement for goblins
@@owyemen9367 poor guy, had to scoop em out
I read this comment before the video even started…wut
@@rebeccajanee don’t question it.
You mean the guy who acts like a goblin right?
8:50 This is the dad of the millenia. This person is an actual fucking king, a huge chad.
He was very afraid, but to help the fear of his son, he still didn't act like it. I wanna give this guy a hug.
What if that was actually the good ending of a horror film, think about it, he didnt show fear and he acted like there was nothing there, he felt fear and if there was a creature there and for some reason knew it didnt react for he was acting calm and mantained composture.
what im saying is, what if in reality a creature tests adults to see if they can keep their cool and if they dont pass they get killed?
@@daviconceicaodeoliveira3232 Interesting...?
@@daviconceicaodeoliveira3232 I’m so plagiarising that idea!
thats kinda like the bare minimum of a good father
@@alex.g7317 please- 😭
i HAD to look up the burrito one.
op found it half-eaten in the back of his fridge 2 weeks after the original post. he even ate a couple bites and said it tasted soggy. gave it a 2/10.
oh god why would he try to finish eating his 2 week old, thrown out a door while drunk burrito?
sounds like a chubbyemu video just waiting to happen
@@felinoidrose a man ate a 2 week old burrito, this is what happened to his brain, OP is presenting to the emergency room, embarrassedm
Wtf? Who ate some? Why did HE eat some after TWO WEEKS?
@@felinoidrose What if the door was the fridge door though?
I’ma teach my kids “Demons are all belief based. If you believe you can kick it’s ass, you can kick it’s ass. So have faith in yourself”
A cute idea but that could backfire so badly. It's easy for a kid to be scared, and if you teach a kid that demons are not only real, but if they don't believe in themself enough that the demons can actually hurt them, then it's a complete tossup whether the placebo will make the child unafraid of demons, or make their fear drastically worse
@@windwaker407 the weak will fall.
@@Chrisdish Precisely. My household will be run like ancient Rome lmfao
this sounds inspiring, but there is a 50/50 chance your kid instead hears that and thinks "So now that I've considered failure might happen, I'm destined to it?". It's like a chance based ability in a game, you have a 50% chance to multiply current fear stat by 0, and a 50% chance to multiply current will-to-live stat by 0, with a 100% chance to increase agility by 2%
No demons.
I have Visual Snow Syndrome and I used to think it was normal for everything to have a static overlay. Another thing I experience are afterimages where whenever I look at anything and look away I can still see a faded version of it; an afterimage. Sometimes it only lasts a few seconds and sometimes minutes. In the dark it is so much worse. Since it’s dark I can’t see much colour so the only afterimages I see are shadowy. I also live in Australia and am terrified of spiders because they can actually kill you here. When I was little falling asleep was terrifying. I wouldn’t be able to tell if the black blobs in the walls were actual spiders or afterimages since they follow my line if sight and can seem like they’re moving. I thought it was normal. Still, throughout my childhood there have been at least a hundred times where I woke up and there was a giant huntsman in the wall. I’m trying to escape Australia as fast as I can, I hate it here. I mean spiders are so normal here that when a kid saw a redback spider, the second most dangerous spider in the world, on the schools playground slide, they just told us not to play on the playground for a week and hoped for for the best. I mean the worlds most dangerous spider is named after the fucking city I live in (the Sydney Funnel-Web Spider) and was first discovered in my old neighbourhood which I still live next to. How do I know this? Because in first grade they had a guy come to our school to teach us about spiders and show us the most dangerous ones preserved in blocks of resin. He taught us how to identify the most dangerous since a bite can kill a small child. As if I wasn’t scared enough already.
yikes
wait youre telling me its *not* normal for it to be all staticky in the dark and being basically unable to see shit because of it?? zamn
@@cataxy5697 Apparently. Maybe search up Visual Snow Simulation, that might be insightful.
Lmao this is EXACTLY why someone couldn’t pay me enough money to go to Australia. 💀
everyone doesn’t see afterimages??????
god, the goblin one had me in tears that's so fucking funny and I love it
I should do that
@@doozy5184 honestly same
You know what's even more unhinged...
There's a green floating hoodie outside my window it says it will shoot if I stop watching kwite videos.
Funny, the one I have is threatening to kill itself… hmm
A common experience.
First time?
My phone's about to die I'm scared
I thought you were going to say "My MoM" xd
I love how "hide-n-seek counting speed" is universally done as fast a verbally possible.
The poop one fills me with rage, not because its disgusting but because the op was acting really stupid (if its actually true, you never know online).
Here is a free health tip for everyone reading this: If you poop 3 times a day to once every 3 days you are in what I call the healthy zone. If you poop more often than that or more rarely than that then GO SEE A FUCKING DOCTOR BY GOD I BEG YOU.
Ok but 3-6 times weekly isn't normal???
mmm no :)
@@adeliew4230 I think it actually depends. If that’s what he’s been doing for all his life and he has no shitting problems, then it’s fine. It varies from person to person. I’m not a health professional or anything, so take this with a grain of salt ofc, but I’m pretty sure he’s fine.
@@GYPHIST no
i shit like once a day, sometimes even less what 😭
kwite “ im back from austin texas not that you care” me sitting in a corner worried how it went and if he’s ok
@@danjoredd houston is bad?I lived there for 3 yrs and I thought that Austin was worse
If I didn't have other obligations I would spend all day Goblin-ing around my house.
8:25 why did this Jumpscare actually made me jump I haven't been scared by a fnaf jumpscare in like a year
Must be the ice cream I'm eating
Yeah fr, I droped the phone on my face ffs, but it was pretty funny afterwards looking at how I got litteraly jump scared by a fnaf character lmao
Same lol
Omg same like wtf how?
it spooked me a bit then i laughed
I was drawing and not really paying attention to the video, and I literally fell from the chair because of the sudden noise-
The guy can't find the steak burrito because I'm living in his walls and when he threw it into the basement I scurried out and ate it :)
what a chad
👏👏😔
People that live in walls suddenly don’t live in walls anymore when I burn down the house they’re in
@@sonofsparda9739 Sorry I drank all the gasoline you tried to pour on the house and I clapped the air, putting out the match between my wall-calloused palms
I so relate to that dad. I don't believe in monsters, gods, otherworldly beings, cryptids etc, but seriously if I had to go into a dark basement after my kid told me they "heard a monster in there", my imagination would play absolute merry hell with me. My kid would get a good night's sleep. I wouldn't.
I’m straight up concerned about the guy who was eating the cookie in the bathroom. Like, would his wife seriously guilt trip him for wanting to eat a cookie without giving her half of it? And like, he says he felt like he betrayed her by eating it himself? Wtf is happening in that household??
I’m glad I’m not the only onr
Literally
the betrayal of not sharing the cookie! 😮
8:15 that jumpscare gave me a fking heartattack 😂
The constipated one was so accurate that it hurt.
Shouldn't have eaten those leftover french fries.
That goblin one is actually really funny
I kinda like to imagine Kwite is the opposite of the people who wear business on top and casual stuff on the bottom. Hoodie on top and dress pants & shoes on the bottom.
I’m nearly an adult and still use lights when sleeping, I hate the dark, I see no problem, they help
As long as you get good sleep, anything goes. 👍
it's been so long since I've watched a kwite video as it came out and I'm so disappointed that it's been that long! this was great and I thoroughly enjoyed it. the fnaf jumpscare got me and I nearly threw my phone. 10/10 content.
Wait what were you doing in that period of time? Going outside??
That jumpscare got me anxious the rest of the video
@@MikhailYT surprisingly and unfortunately, yea
@@mogsiawhat was it like?
@@MikhailYT cold
That monster/ghost story is funny. I had my nieces stay with me and the wife. One had the whole monster under the bed scenario. Told her "They feel safe their cause they hide from me. They don't wanna be in their bed cause their bed is above mine. I'm the monster under their bed." Is all it took for them to now be scared of Uncle Slim the Monster to monsters.
wait, that goblin one sounds fun.
I will ring the bell for you and only you kwite
@@YoMateo. 3 things I don’t understand in life:
1. who asked
2. who asked
3. who asked
@@YoMateo. shut up
You out for that Kwitussy?
@@YoMateo. things i dont understand
1 why you think fortnight is still good
@@catboy6451 yes.
The krusty krab has 2 workers, and 1 of them is squidward. Of course SpongeBob got employee of the month every month. He still has passion in his work, squidward is so dead inside he actively puts minimum effort in
started watching this video and playback was set to 2x and i didnt think anything of it i literally thought thats the way kwite edited it until i checked
The jumpscare actually scared me and was scarier than fnaf is
9:10 guys, don't be scared. the shadow creatures are your friends. i know they're mine ::)
You can tell this man is so successful he doesn't even complain about the percentage of subscribers, instead he gets angry at us for not having notifications on lol.
Its the perfect marketing strategy get subs, bully them into turning on the bell and clicking the end card, more engagement and therefore more money
BRO I WAS EATING *CHOCOLATE* CEREAL WHEN THE *poop blockage* BIT CAME
I was not expecting a Coney clip to make it into a Kwite video
Bruh I thought I accidentally clicked a coney vid
You know it’s a good day when Kwite uploads
true that
nice bot bro ur channel isnt cool
my boyfriend keeps asking me “wtf are you watching” whenever i put on your videos
Downvote him in real life to assert dominance
@@owyemen9367sabotage his oxygen in real life
5:19 best beat ever created
I'm not gonna lie, I still sleep with a night light. But, on the bright side, I have a cool planet on my ceiling.
3:30 i.. i was eating chocolate.
thank you for helping me reduce my sugar consumption...
Feddy actually made my soul leave my body
I can't believe I actually jumped from that fnaf scare, well played sir
Same bruh
@@bigsadd no way you replied to this a year later LOL
I almost killed myself trying to clean my foot in my sink.
I stepped on a spill in my kitchen (I don't know what it was, but it was sticky), and decided that I should go wash my foot. However, I was too lazy to take a shower, and so decided to just clean my foot in the bathroom sink. Now I'm quite short, so I had to get a stool so I could reach the sink with my foot. I slipped and fell almost immediately, and if I didn't grab the towel rack on the way down to stop myself, I may have snapped my neck.
Maybe fill up a pot with warm water next time…
Speaking of confessions, I do actually have something to confess it's not something I'm proud of, but I have to tell someone or else it'll haunt me till the day I die...ok...ok here we go
I watch Kwite videos
YOU MONSTER!
that one might be better to keep to yourself, bud..
how dare you
🤮
My eyes are now melted from reading this unholy confession.
I’m going to make a Kwite recolor and make it my own Kwite OC like those cringey sonic ones from 2005-2016. Just kwite but with a white hoodie and bright blue lenses. That’s my kwite oc
Your kwitesona
@@coldgal8476 yes. Now all i need are some fake ass neopronouns.
Kwite/Kwite/Kwites/Kwiteself.
@@coldgal8476 fucking hell I'm going to fucking lose it what the fuck is this
@@coldgal8476 you beat me to it by 2 months
I have a confession to make….. when I was in 1st grade I got mad and said that I will blow up the school and I got expelled less than a day later. Keep in mind I was in 1st grade at the time and didn’t understand what those words truly meant and I obviously didn’t have access to the tools necessary.
best quality as always kwite
8:21 I can't believe I actually jumped ffs
I loved the goblin mode confession
Confession: I’ll preface with saying that I’m a 21 year old man. I’m ashamed, but the Freddy jumpscare in the monster post made me jump. Yes I’m embarrassed, because I’m numb to FNAF scares, but I gotta give it to the Fredster this time.
Like, the first confession is the kind of crazy that people don't expect because it is some kind of cartoon level absurd and hilarious, and the second one everyone expects because it is realistic yet hilariously cursed.
The jumpscare wasn’t even what got me lol it was the face in the dark. Although maybe the jumpscare did get me in spooky mood idk
I have several night lights in my house mainly to see at night to go use the can... it's better then turning on the big bright lights and everyone sleeps w/ there doors open...
I love your r/confessions and your chat confessions vids
I can relate with the goblin man a lot, I like staying alone and walk around like a weirdo, makes me feel free
This is so swag
You hadn't even finished the video before you commented, you are a liar
Agreed
I also hide and eat snacks I don't want to share. I'm married with 3 kids, a cat and a dog. If I want to enjoy anything myself, I have to hide. My favorite hiding spot is my bathroom for some reason. Sometimes I just kick it in there and watch stuff on my phone or read. It's nice.
Relatable, but only two kids. The bathroom is where you are expected to be alone for a while, and you get to lock the door for complete privacy. And, as long as you don’t touch the toilet itself, it’s perfectly sanitary. 🤷♀️
No bc after the monster check story started the screen went black and I got so scared but then it was a redbull ad 💀
3:58 admitting to reading fanfiction a few videos before a formal confession to your guilty pleasure
I genuinely feel so fucking bad for that guy that dug shit out of his ass. That must’ve been fucking horrific.
So kwite, you're doing Kwite well I see
i thought of a good horror story:
you talking about the end card being on screen, except... there is no end card
terrifying to think about tbh
up to 3:40 and eating dinner (sausages and gravy)
that was fun.... i dont want to eat anymore.
I love watching your videos whilst taking a shit, it reminds me of how far I've fallen as a multicellular organism.
9:42 my mom walked in and saw this frame and now she thinks im weird 😭
That goblin guy is who I want to be
"my name is kwite and i need to go break up some poo stuck in my bum" * SIREN HEAD BEGINS HONKING* 10:10
THAT FUXKING 8:23 JUMPSCARE
MADE ME ACTUALLY JUMP AND DROP MY TOAST! it was good toast too…..
I can’t believe that FNaF jump scare got me….
8:10 GOD MAN YOU ALMOST GAVE ME A HEART ATTACK
The Coney Kwite crossover was something I did not expect
You know whats also big bogus? The human centipede.
Me: laughs 5 seconds later
Never have I ever had the fabled three words forcefully ejected out of my mouth when you hit us with that jumpscare. Keep yourself safe, Kwite
i like how he had a sniper laser pointed at his forhead the entire time
I love reading comments before watching the video. It’s just wild
I nearly died from that fnaf jumpscare, saying 'sorry' aint gonna cut
pls the jumpscare almost made me cry
:( ta for the warning tho!!
you know in hindsight, maybe eating while hearing the "poop" solution wasn't the greatest of ideas
new editor ayo? the style is different this time around and i dont mind it, good work editor
Reddit confessions are things that you couldn't fucking waterboard out of me
I don't usually get squeamish about anything, but something about the way Kwite describe things make me unable to keep eating.
self reminder: never watch kwite's videos while eating 3:10
gosh darnit that dad one has me spooked and its my bed time, doesent help its raining out and thunder
“Family has found burrito”
I'm not scared of the dark bc my rgb keyboard flashes all hours of the night
confession: i actually like sonic unleashed and like the wearhog gimic.
The random Green Goblin laugh in the background of the goblin post was fantastic.
3:05 is this not normal
Hate it when that happens
If there is one kind of person on this planet that I am scared of, and those are the people of Reddit...
Man I need to confess to the kwite stream if it happens again lmao
I don’t know if I should thank you or curse you for getting the lyrics of Red Flags stuck in my head
Goblin dude sounds like a fucking great friend to have
If you're looking for a socially acceptable night light that you can use as an adult, I recently hit on one. I got a $15 diffuser/humidifier from Walmart so I could just add some water and whatever essential oil I feel like and have my room smelling however I want. It has 2 settings, full and half. You're not supposed to run it for more than 6 hours on the full setting or 12 hours on half because it can break if it runs out of water and is left on or something, but it barely uses any anyway. It also has a color changing light built in that I can set to whatever color I want, with 2 brightness settings. Turn that bad boy when the evening is winding down, set it to half strength after about 30 minutes, pick my color, and go to bed. No more blindly groping for things on my bedside table in the dark anymore, and my room smells like whatever I want. Just don't get essential oils at the store where they charge $8+ per ounce when you can get a bottle 10 times the size for a couple bucks more on Amazon that will last you a long time.
At this point kwite knows we are attracted to them and they are using it to get us to watch more of their videos
1:36 oh hey my pfp lol
lol ima be honest here ive been watching these vids for a long time and forgot to subscribe (i thought i did) and just the intro made me laugh so hard that i decided "sure why not ill subscribe." keep it up Kwite, we all know its working XD
No Spongebob gets employee of the month so consistently because his competition is squidward
I love the part where Kwite said "It's Redditing time" and reddited all over the place!
The only reason I still sleep with night light is because I sleep in the basement and there is no natural light so if I get up at night to go to the bathroom, I would be completely blind
Ok but I go outside when it rains and walk and jump like a goblin crab and just make loud noises incoherently, then throw sticks. The back wall of our yard faces more yards across a landscaped area, can defos see the other neighbors, but they can’t see me…
WE MUST BOW TO OUR HOODIE KING
I love you floating hoodie man
being a goblin is a way of life