@@SkullShot420 actually tho. Kwite mentioned it earlier in the vid but the amount of “I’m going to touch you” comments on posts involving minors is out of control
I once commented "Omg i dress like this help i'm just transmasc" one a "how to dress like a male manipulator" reel and the replies were all transphobic and it escalated into a gay middle schooler (literally stated in the comment that they were 11) calling me racial slurs. Fun times!
The enamel pin at the end is from the movie Ace Ventura, in context, it makes more sense. Jim Carrey was inside of a fake rhino to get close to them to observe them, but it lost power, trapping him inside in the African Summer heat, and he took off his clothes to stay cool and then climbed out from the only hole in it…
dudes on ig reels (and youtube shorts) are usually the ones yelling "it's satire" when they get called out for making racist jokes, but can't tell when they get a satire irony post on their feed make me so mad
Felt so weird to hear my deadname in a Kwite video to look at the spelling and realize it wasn’t my deadname and being hit by 100 levels of confusion. Pure perfection. 10/10.
I know you might find this a bit crazy but have you tried just... Leting the phone down? You know, there are many things you can do while not on the Internet. Let me suggest a few things: a walk in the park, walk your pet, many hobbies like gardening, painting, writing. You could even dedicate this time to learning a new skill, like an instrument. If you are in school. These things are still viable, your free time can be spent bettering yourself. Sorry for going on a rant. Iam not 100% against technology but any time spent doing any of the these things will make you enjoy life! Ok have a nice day, sorry for ranting.
"have you heard of?" "10 thing you never noticed about (thing)" "life hack that's just a minor convenience option" "easy diy project that only uses $20,000 of workshop tools"
The rhino is from a scene in Ace Ventura 2. He gets stuck inside of what is basically an animatronic rhino and has to climb out of the asshole to not be suffocated.
Tf you been saying to get flagged by instagram reels😭 they have racial slurs paired with death threats over there and they ain’t getting flagged💀 you saying some messed up stuff manz
@@Xeon655Not really. If you stand up to some of these racist and by habit you use the word "bish" or even the F word, they will report you and Instagram will knock at your door. Like I have been muted a lot for saying a goid point by using GASP swear words
Not actually, Instagram deleted the most random ass shit for no reason, it had a thing once where if you said a certain word more than once you were flagged as spam and if you did it too much you were banned from commenting for a day Their auto-moderation system is absolute ASS
@@Xeon655I got flagged for "spam" a couple tines, most often it was for arguing about socialism, butbonce a comment got flagged where I commented on how much I enjoy a certain artist, not wven a single swear word or anything
I personally don't use Instagram reels, but a good friend of mine does and they sort of act as a filter, making sure that nothing coherent ever reaches me
My instagram reels lately have turned into videos of almond moms, vegans, and describing how everyone is taking care of their dogs wrong.(I one time argued that bees are unionized and should be fine for vegans. Can't explain the dog thing since I don't have a dog.)
The best way I could compare Instagram Reels is a watered-down version of 4chan. Still unhinged but not to the point where you see people make homemade Mad-Milk and put MLP toys inside of it.
6:13 I’m related to papa wheelie and it’s always a jumpscare and a half when I see him in these videos. It’s like seeing something about a cryptid that my friend made up and now all of those 30 year old bald men are making spooky investigative videos about it.
Personally I think the descriptions of the reels are more unhinged. It’s either a copypasta describing some car or a scam selling either free cash app money or walking to earn money
As someone who uses reels more than YT Shorts (I never use TikTOk cuz it's ass), the reels are indeed unhinged; it will go from a calming "Which one of these houses would you spend a year with your soulmate in?" to Elastigirl from the Incredibles telling Bob that "Dash was edging in school again"
TH-cam shorts is: Part funny videos Part Robux scams Part cute animal videos filled with comments falsely claiming the animal is being abused Part ads for products or streamers And part animals being fake-rescued but for some reason on those videos the people claiming animal abuse are very few
I was doing something else when I clicked on this video and I legitimately thought the bit at the beginning was an ad, I was just thinking "damn why does this ad's text-to-speech suck this much?"
I actively use Instagram, and I'm mostly on the genshin/cats/k-pop side of reels, but I still see horrible comments on some reels I watch :( like I think I see the n word 15 times in any feel unrelated to genshin/cats/k-pop 😿
@Theguyoftheworld-hd9sz fr :( like I sometimes get reels that are like "What would you name this dog?" or something like that and the comments are just filled with the n word, I've actively tried to stop using insta too much
Instagram reels is so silly because I get tagged bad ai reels by my nana (she doesn’t know that you can just send people posts), parenting memes by mother, just the words ‘womp womp’ in response to anything by my father, and my best friend sends me Dante memes because she went on exchange in Italy and everyone there has to study that for years so she’s referencing divine comedy like it’s a reality tv show.
I went back on reels after months of not being on them. 1st video was an ad for a poly dating site, the 2nd was just ~adult~ video. Closed that shit fast after that the brain rot is not worth it
![HIWWHEE | OHM [Official MV]](http://i.ytimg.com/vi/OJJLtTLqLag/mqdefault.jpg)
Instagram will hide the most wholesome comments but have slurs on full display
@@p-__OMG P MY IDOL
IG reels the only platform where you can say M0le 3st me mommy uncensored without any consequences
@@SkullShot420 actually tho. Kwite mentioned it earlier in the vid but the amount of “I’m going to touch you” comments on posts involving minors is out of control
@@alyxlocke1284 Ik (And I enjoy leaving there aforementioned comments)
and then delete the replies to the people calling them out
please don’t die in 3 weeks 4 days 6 hours 14 minutes and 43 seconds kwite I love you
@@p-__OMG P MY IDOL
@@p-__OMG P MY IDOL
I also hope he doesn’t die in 4 days 5 hours 31 minutes and 43 seconds
@@Congratulations_778 P replied to my comment once I'm so cool
hi will wood fan
As someone who actively uses reels, IG Reels is absolutely unhinged asf
My farts are better than Kwite's farts.
Actually warzone and territory of incels
Make a Bingo Game out of Instagram Reels. Trust me, I've seen people do it
@@p-__OMG P MY IDOL
@@p-__prove it coward
6:13
Danny smoke in furry land is single handedly the greatest feat of cinema and creative writing ive seen in my entire life
danny smoke in furry land is basicly a furry visual novel
I love it so much
believe me, there is plenty of "im gonna touch you lil bro" comments on tiktok, you just have been mostly spared from them
I'm not sparing you lil bro
@@Zippy_Zolton💀
@@randomd2146 ur next lil bro
@@Zippy_Zolton 💀
what 💀😨@@Zippy_Zolton
I once commented "Omg i dress like this help i'm just transmasc" one a "how to dress like a male manipulator" reel and the replies were all transphobic and it escalated into a gay middle schooler (literally stated in the comment that they were 11) calling me racial slurs. Fun times!
i hate the internet
@@the6278you don't wanna have a look around
@@Skullfacehoodieboy everything in that brain of yours would rather not be found
@@Skullfacehoodieboy sadly anything stupid that brain of mine can think of can be found
@@the6278there are mountains of content, some better, most worst
Was just watching 3 reels in a row all being extremely racist when this video popped up💀
My farts are better than Kwite's farts.
So, were the reels extremely racist or you
@@sputnik5260can’t it be both
@@toxicDEATHwish In a perfect world it would be neither
@@ctwb-06bad take
as an insta reels enjoyer I can confirm I am banned from all legal establishments within a 5000 mile range
being banned doesn't mean you can't do it :)
@@Rippi__ the alpha mindset
Your ass needs to go to point Nemo now
@Rippi i am confused and afraid
what's an illegal establishment?
The pin at 14:02 is a reference to one of the Ace Ventura movies.
Specifically, the second one.
I see I'm not needed here in the comments after all.
the goat
Oh my god, THANK YOU, I was staring at the last minute of the video like "BRO HAVE YOU NEVER SEEN ACE VENTURA AND ACE VENTURA 2???"
I was wondering where that was from
we all knew this video was coming, only Kwite could possibly digest and regurgitate this pure chaos into our hungry mouths
@@p-__I SEE U EVEYRWHRE STOP
@@p-__OMG P MY IDOL
@@p-__ OMG P MY IDOL
@@p-__We love hou❤ Pls dont turn into a UTTP bot
Like a loving mother bird
The enamel pin at the end is from the movie Ace Ventura, in context, it makes more sense. Jim Carrey was inside of a fake rhino to get close to them to observe them, but it lost power, trapping him inside in the African Summer heat, and he took off his clothes to stay cool and then climbed out from the only hole in it…
Ace Ventura: When Nature Calls
I literally got that video on my reels feed TODAY 0:10
Me don't care, me tell you shut up.
@@ilovethugass 💀
@@ilovethugass bro got the whole squad laughing😐
@@ilovethugass
😂
😐
😬
6:58 i love how mfs will say "bring back bullying" like it went away lmao
Solatorobo pfp
First guy having a stroke
@@p-__ no it's not!! kwites farts are a delectable and exquisite form of gas
he just like me fr 😔
@@p-__OMG P M IDOL
he's not wrong though
@@p-__I want you.
Sauce the pasta taste the pasta sauce
sauce the pasta taste the pasta sauce
This is real poetry
When you sauce on the pasta
@@jstarstudios7110 when sauce you pasta pasta sauce pasta your sauce
@@jstarstudios7110when the pasta sauces on you
Kwite. As much as I love endlessly consuming your content, do NOT make a video on TH-cam shorts. I don't need more reminders of that God awful place
Instagram reals is either the best or worst place you’ve ever seen
My farts are better than Kwite's farts.
@@p-__OMG P MY IDOL
@@p-__ It appears Kwite TH-cam comment chains aren’t far behind.
Tf @@p-__
Almost always the worst for me
I’m local to Instagram reels and it has turned me into a worse person
My farts are better than Kwite's farts.
@@p-__😫😫😫😫
Istg u are a bot designed to parody the other bots I see I everywhere
dudes on ig reels (and youtube shorts) are usually the ones yelling "it's satire" when they get called out for making racist jokes, but can't tell when they get a satire irony post on their feed make me so mad
recent comments on golden age onion videos are all conservatives missing several layers of the joke
@@al_eggsonions? Layers? Did you do this on purpose
The fact here in Brazil the "i'm gonna touch you" comments made their way to the news is telling
I'm gonna be on the news when I see you
Bro @@Zippy_Zolton
Quando isso rolou?
@@KkAkira meses atrás
Felt so weird to hear my deadname in a Kwite video to look at the spelling and realize it wasn’t my deadname and being hit by 100 levels of confusion.
Pure perfection. 10/10.
"Roll for Confusion"
"Nat 20"
thats awesome buddy
wouldn’t have it any other way
@@Hydro_Waterbottle Neither would I lmao
When your pasta on your sauce but the pasta has sauce so you pasta the sauce so the sauce is pasta.
0:19 the fact I got both those videos on my feed
same
I know you might find this a bit crazy but have you tried just... Leting the phone down? You know, there are many things you can do while not on the Internet. Let me suggest a few things: a walk in the park, walk your pet, many hobbies like gardening, painting, writing. You could even dedicate this time to learning a new skill, like an instrument. If you are in school. These things are still viable, your free time can be spent bettering yourself. Sorry for going on a rant. Iam not 100% against technology but any time spent doing any of the these things will make you enjoy life! Ok have a nice day, sorry for ranting.
@@daveson1014 I do all of this. I just like to go on my phone to have down time.
@@Misopod sorry for the misunderstanding, have a nice day
4:48 ok but challenging a toddler to go band for band is actually funny af
As a reels user, I think it is important to say that it will have liveleak next to cute kittens.
The only short form video platform that could be worse than Instagram reels is if Twitter added short form videos to it's platform.
1:23 tamiromari is my favorite instagram creator, i like the "GET OUT" sound effect at the end of almost every reel
The tuco meme?
Tamiromari on top 💯💯💯💯 GET OUT 💯💯💯🗣️🗣️🗣️
0:23 Kwite's very own popular song "pest" out on all streaming platforms reference!?!?
Instagram reels is the meanest place ever.
For some reason every ad is full of comments saying "nice try, Diddy"
0:24 The phrase 'Have you heard of...' in a yt video is apparently my sleeper agent response, because I just automatically skipped 20 seconds ahead 💀
"have you heard of?" "10 thing you never noticed about (thing)" "life hack that's just a minor convenience option" "easy diy project that only uses $20,000 of workshop tools"
The birthing rhino pin is from a Jim Carrey movie "When Nature Calls"!
aka Ace Ventura 2
14:00 has he never seen Ace Ventura? That's the reference
Yeah, that was a scene in When Nature Calls.
AlllRighty then
The rhino is from a scene in Ace Ventura 2. He gets stuck inside of what is basically an animatronic rhino and has to climb out of the asshole to not be suffocated.
My phone ever since I downloaded instagram now violently excretes pure racism in a liquid form, I cannot dispose of it and it tastes horrible. AMA
Why not delete Instagram
@@jamiejam9976 I can’t, the room the phone is located in is flooded with this “liquid racism” and it isn’t stopping.
3:14 False! I have been flagged so many times on there😭😭😭
Tf you been saying to get flagged by instagram reels😭 they have racial slurs paired with death threats over there and they ain’t getting flagged💀 you saying some messed up stuff manz
@@Xeon655Not really. If you stand up to some of these racist and by habit you use the word "bish" or even the F word, they will report you and Instagram will knock at your door.
Like I have been muted a lot for saying a goid point by using GASP swear words
Not actually, Instagram deleted the most random ass shit for no reason, it had a thing once where if you said a certain word more than once you were flagged as spam and if you did it too much you were banned from commenting for a day
Their auto-moderation system is absolute ASS
@@Xeon655I got flagged for "spam" a couple tines, most often it was for arguing about socialism, butbonce a comment got flagged where I commented on how much I enjoy a certain artist, not wven a single swear word or anything
@@schanulsiboi0837 and what was that certain artist🤨
0:39 hell, netflix has a short form content thing.
The pasta is pastaing
Do you have a fart fetish or something@@p-__
@@p-__OMG P MY IDOL
I saw this while eating spaghetti
1:13 trust me, you dont want to do that. Tomsings is gonna completely melt your brain.
I personally don't use Instagram reels, but a good friend of mine does and they sort of act as a filter, making sure that nothing coherent ever reaches me
My instagram reels lately have turned into videos of almond moms, vegans, and describing how everyone is taking care of their dogs wrong.(I one time argued that bees are unionized and should be fine for vegans. Can't explain the dog thing since I don't have a dog.)
“It’s just natural tremors…” *is standing next to 80,000g of caffeine
5:36 when you said this I looked over and saw my 52 year old watching TikTok. You aren’t wrong💀
8:33 Honestly I feel like pinterest is the real last one
instagram is a fucking warzone sometimes. people are so mean for no reason and start discourse over nothing
The reason is because it’s funny asf
No fr someone told me to kms and I told her I’d OD on fent like her friend in her bio
1:40 kwite not understanding which are the right and wrong answers would almost infuriate me
10:57 that is NOT normal please visit a doctor😭😭😭
4 minutes after a 14 minute video is released and there are already 135 comments. Don't act like yall have anything to say
Were you doing a multilayered bit derived from the video here? Or is this genuine irony in the wild
i can’t even use my instagram reels because every video is either blatant racism or people dying…does this happen to anyone else???
Kwite might not be pregnant, but he always manages to deliver 🥰
My farts are better than Kwite's farts.
@@p-__my farts are better than your farts
Yet.
@@R3DGUTZ jesus christ what the hell 😭
@@p-__OMG P MY IDOL
0:03 sauce pasta
I am cleanings the kitchen rn, Kwite's videos are always nice to listen
I literally only have Instagram to look at people's fursuit photos. Every time I look at Reels I feel myself die a little more inside.
kwite sold me fentanyl behind the walmart.
5 reels of rick rolls in a row different modes
sauce pasta when you pasta on sauce
Pasta on the sauce when sauce you pasta pasta pasta sauce on you pasta when the
she pasta on my sauce till i pasta sauce
The best way I could compare Instagram Reels is a watered-down version of 4chan. Still unhinged but not to the point where you see people make homemade Mad-Milk and put MLP toys inside of it.
6:13 I’m related to papa wheelie and it’s always a jumpscare and a half when I see him in these videos. It’s like seeing something about a cryptid that my friend made up and now all of those 30 year old bald men are making spooky investigative videos about it.
You single-handedly got me into the habit of scratching the upper part of my head with one singular finger.
I actually think that IG Reels comments sections should be registered online as an official hate group they straight up make new slurs in there
The worst part of Instagram reels is the comments. They are just the worst version of Twitter users.
10:45 I’ve seen it on TH-cam Shorts as well
10 car crash reels in a row.
Personally I think the descriptions of the reels are more unhinged. It’s either a copypasta describing some car or a scam selling either free cash app money or walking to earn money
As someone who uses reels more than YT Shorts (I never use TikTOk cuz it's ass), the reels are indeed unhinged; it will go from a calming "Which one of these houses would you spend a year with your soulmate in?" to Elastigirl from the Incredibles telling Bob that "Dash was edging in school again"
It's all about the algorithm and what YOU want from it. My Reels feed is nothing like this and I genuinely love it.
4:24 we stan a socialist king ❤🌹
TH-cam shorts is:
Part funny videos
Part Robux scams
Part cute animal videos filled with comments falsely claiming the animal is being abused
Part ads for products or streamers
And part animals being fake-rescued but for some reason on those videos the people claiming animal abuse are very few
my friend was randomly scrolling once and we heard an nsfw audio . horrid app
I was doing something else when I clicked on this video and I legitimately thought the bit at the beginning was an ad, I was just thinking "damn why does this ad's text-to-speech suck this much?"
2:27 my partner follows this acc! It is their inspiration
nothing like watching a kwite video after straight up jorking it fr
My farts are better than Kwite's farts.
@@p-__ im going to touch you lil bro
Fr
perfect videos for drawing, essentially a podcast with occasional visuals
2:00 lil bro failed the pee test
I actively use Instagram, and I'm mostly on the genshin/cats/k-pop side of reels, but I still see horrible comments on some reels I watch :( like I think I see the n word 15 times in any feel unrelated to genshin/cats/k-pop 😿
@Theguyoftheworld-hd9sz fr :( like I sometimes get reels that are like "What would you name this dog?" or something like that and the comments are just filled with the n word, I've actively tried to stop using insta too much
“I’m going to touch you” is such a terrifying phrase to me, I don’t know why.
14:02 a man? Sir! That is Ace Ventura! The greatest pet detective to ever grace our existence
11:20 deserved
On the rewatch binge rn so this is perfect timing
"the neighbors said the're like cra-[AD PLAYS]" That actually happened to me lol
3:23 POOR DOGGO😭
the fact he didn't even touch on the mulch fandom is crazy
The… the what
35 seconds is DIABOLICAL💀
So is 20
Instagram reels is so silly because I get tagged bad ai reels by my nana (she doesn’t know that you can just send people posts), parenting memes by mother, just the words ‘womp womp’ in response to anything by my father, and my best friend sends me Dante memes because she went on exchange in Italy and everyone there has to study that for years so she’s referencing divine comedy like it’s a reality tv show.
14:01 CRYING THE ACE VENTURA RHINO SCENE REFERENCE IM SCREAMING
MY GLORIOUS KING POSTED 0:00
My farts are better than Kwite's farts.
Did you know that whenever you sauce on pasta, taste sauce pasta?
I went back on reels after months of not being on them. 1st video was an ad for a poly dating site, the 2nd was just ~adult~ video. Closed that shit fast after that the brain rot is not worth it
Thank you Mr queef very cool
3:47 sauce?
Someone needs to answer this man
I gotchu bro, it's famous basketball player Kobe Bryant, who unfortunately passed away in a helicopter accident.
@@linwoodharrell6144
her @ it's itsnotdatsrs
Kobe Bryant
The reels I get are NOTHING like this unhinged things 😭 and I doom scroll there constantly
Theyll get to you eventually. Soon.
The first one was just the beginning of a creepy pasta with a cursed video game
SAUCE AND TASTE PASTA AMD SAUCE
The company behind Facebook and Twitter itself are the only two instances of deadnaming being okay
i wish kwite was my father
My farts are better than Kwite's farts.
i love reels, their unexpected nature is exactly my type of neurodivergent humor. it's the comments that can make or break the reel
I am absolutely obsessed with the reels guy that posts about marmots, rodents, and their little secrets
Instagram Reels are absolute chaos and I love it.
Ok but that pasta looks good
Update I'm making myself pasta now
14:02 not the Ace Ventura when nature calls reference😭
I love when I sauce on pasta 😍