True, when ever I would go to the library I would be scared to see it be in used, because the teacher told us we would get all are fingers cut if we even touched it. My dumbass kid self believed it.
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Kwite was getting a bit too personal with us in the intro there 💀
6:01 reminds me of the time I decided to restore an antique sewing machine from 1911. Got halfway through scraping off the paint before I realized I should have tested for lead. Do two tests, they come back the deepest shade of maroon. By that point the paint chips had already gotten under my mask and in my eyes. Please dont be stupid like I was.
I restored it somewhat recently, a few months ago. I bought it back in the early 2010s, though. It lived in the shed for a while, until I decided to restore it.
Silence does actually have a sound. A ringing noise is def tenitis don't get me wrong, but when other sounds go away your hearing gets put into a much deeper perspective, and if you get in a place quiet enough all you end up hearing is your heart beating
What you're describing is not silence, you're describing the sound of a beating heart, silence does not have a sound, it's just that experiencing pure silence is very difficult
0:23 Afik, industrial paper cutters cut large stacks of paper at a time. Have you ever tried to cut a stack of paper with a normal scissors? That shit is tough.
Lead isn't so dangerous that you have to completely clean everything that comes into contact with it you just dont want to be around it very much (such as in cooking equipment because then the lead would be in it)
the peinguin at 3:00 is acually not dead, I got one of these penguin trackers myself and if it was dead it would still be updating its location it just wouldn't be moving, if the tracker is not updating that likely means that the tracker itself broke, the website says the tracker will most likely only work for about a year, 2 years if you are lucky
Yeah I have like 5 of the shark trackers, and I think they also fix the trackers sometimes maybe. Some of mine stopped working for a few months, gave me the screen that said it stopped working, and then a few weeks ago all the ones that stopped tracking started working again
Hey Kwite. Just wanted to take this opportunity to say that I've been watching your content for a few years now, and I love your goofy personality and deranged sense of humor. I wish I could meet you at weeb con, but being cripplingly poor might hinder that. Hopefully one day though.
Regular papercutters are for precisely cutting regular flimsy little sheets of paper. Industrial papercutters are for cutting BIG FUCKIN STACKS of paper.
Tinnitus is one of a few reasons I have to sleep with a fan going. The noise covers outside noises and the ringing which is a result of years of working in loud environments where hearing protection was supposedly not needed.
if i remember correctly, the reason it became a vacuum subreddit for a while was because reddit banned 3rd party mobile apps and a ton of servers went on strike? could be wrong
The guy that reacts to everything most likely has urticaria. I do to. The doctor decided to forego the patch test because he knew I’d react to literally everything, and instead just scrapped a pen lid down my arm and took some blood too to confirm his suspicions. I’m also one of the very unlucky ones that has had the conditions for like a decade. It goes away after a couple months to 5 years for most people 😭😭😭
8:36 if you're gonna do any sort of home improvement work, I feel like understanding that everything from windows, doors, cabinets, floor boards, trim, crown molding, tiles, osb under boards, drywall and literally every single other item you use to build a house needs a specific dimension and you need to measure literally everything you're going to nail, glue, screw or staple in.
As a kid I went to a Madagascar themed ice sculpture exhibit at Gaylord Texan, it must’ve cost a lot to keep that building below freezing in the Texas summer
I think the "industrial" paper cutter is more about the quantity, like if you are doing more than 2 or 3 sheets at a time you probably need something fairly hardcore.
as someone who worked with an industrial paper cutter, do NOT leave ANYTHING under that blade. it's meant to cut massive stacks of cardstock, so it will easily cut any other object you put in it
7:00 I love crunchy pickles but can’t stand the soggy ones. In my experience all frying pickles does is make them hot and soggy. It’s like eating a hot soggy vinegar stick with some breading on it. NASTY.
I didnt realize kwite came back and ive been binging his videos all week. I no longer have any semblance of time my family is gone, my mind is gone only kwite remains
Ah yes, tinitus. The pain that has constantly been there since I heard a firefight without ear protection back in 2011 during the Arab Spring Riots in tunisia (where I grew up), which now are 10x worse for my brother, since he's a fucking SWAT officer here in the US.
Quite has never operated the terrifying as f machine used to guillotine huge stacks of paper like an anime sword through a anime person. Damn. He will never understand the thrill
I remember once seeing that the ceiling tiles of an art studio I was in were sagging and going **uh should we move?** We moved our paper mache out from under it and later heard it crash to the floor with a resounding thud, leaving a pile of what looked like soggy card board where our paper mache would have been. Imagine if I hadn't noticed though XD
As another neurodivergent person, my dislike of cucumbers is so strong I started telling people I had an allergy, only to find out I probably actually do have an allergy to them
2:50 I actually got gifted the same penguin-tracking gift by my grandma, and i had a larry the penguin who stopped moving too, but the company just pretended it didn’t happen and gave me a new one instead 💀
1:47 You do not know how much this has affected me and I hate it. For years I was able to ignore it and live with it but since I saw this Video I cannot stop unhearing. It has never bothered me much but now I want to rip my ears out because nothing will help. Not even putting headphones on will help because my Brain apparently hates me and still filters out that annoying fucking hissing sound
i have occasional tinnitus like noise in the quiet that i can get rid or lessen by putting my fingers in my ears and focusing as hard as possible on the noise for however long i feel is good like up to a minute or 2 and when i take my fingers out of my ears its most of the time gone or a lot less
6:43 no but I’m also nd and HATE the texture of pickles with a passion but I love deep fried pickles. It’s all the great taste but the texture of an onion ring. It’s delightful and if I got that sad ass plate someone’s dying istg
I'm the same way with salad or any kind of lettuce. I had a taco as a 5yo, it had the usual greens in it. First bite, the leafy crunch... spewed everywhere.
as someone who doesn't like pickles, i tried the fried pickles at my job expecting something very similar to Schlatt's ideology and can confirm it doesn't help
"that looks like a husky to me" bro you OWN a cat
nah, Smoke is _clearly_ a golden retriever smh
@@broblerone413smoke is a ROTTWEILER actually
@@broblerone413yeah my bad...
you have to be joking
nobody can seriously confuse a guinea pig with a golden rev.... @@broblerone413
Might be a golden lab tbh
how the hell did kwite manage to think that cat was a fucking dog
My farts are better than Kwite's farts.
@@p-__ why is that a competition 😭
@@p-__that’s a pretty low bar but ok go off
Let alone a goddamn HUSKY
@@romanav7518Are you saying Kwite’s farts aren’t great?
Industrial paper cutters are meant to cut 1000+ sheets in one go. that many sheets acts more like steel than paper.
*Minecraft anvil noises*
I had an allergy blood panel a few years ago and the doctor came in and said, "Well sweetheart, you're allergic to the world!" 😅
Kwite calling a cat a husky made my brain hurt
My farts are better than Kwite's farts.
@@p-__Bro bout to spontaneously combust ☠☠☠
@@p-__ wtf
@@p-__ imma need to test that theory
@@p-__it’s a bot💀
“I do suck! I also swallowed!” I’m plagiarizing that now, thank you
My farts are better than Kwite's farts.
My farts are better than Kwite's farts.
He said swallow, not swallowed. Are you deaf?
@@7792pnaurfrtypo😑
@@7792pnaurfr bro got vexed 💀
kwite genuinely thinking an orange cat was a husky is the funniest shit
He has never seen a husky before in his entire life
people really need to shove a toothpick in their baked goods before they remove them from the oven. If the toothpick comes out dirty, it isn't done
To be fair, they said they were a terrible baker
They had an industrial paper cutter in every single elementary classroom ever.
My farts are better than Kwite's farts.
@@p-__ bro same
I think they meant the kind of hydrolic paper guillotine they have at printing presses.
What rich kid school did you go to?
True, when ever I would go to the library I would be scared to see it be in used, because the teacher told us we would get all are fingers cut if we even touched it. My dumbass kid self believed it.
Kwite was getting a bit too personal with us in the intro there 💀
My farts are better than Kwite's farts.
@@p-__ no. His are far too succulent
Everyone who watches him regularly already knows he swings the other way, or at least swings both.
My farts are better than @@p-__s farts
6:01 reminds me of the time I decided to restore an antique sewing machine from 1911. Got halfway through scraping off the paint before I realized I should have tested for lead. Do two tests, they come back the deepest shade of maroon. By that point the paint chips had already gotten under my mask and in my eyes. Please dont be stupid like I was.
Based lead consumer. Should have sanded it off and inhaled the dust from it too, would’ve given you super powers
How long ago was that. If it was before something like 2009, how are you alive
I restored it somewhat recently, a few months ago. I bought it back in the early 2010s, though. It lived in the shed for a while, until I decided to restore it.
4:00 I am allergic to every non-food related thing they tested me for
My farts are better than Kwite's farts.
damn that sucks pal
I am allergic to the concept of pollen
I am kwite literally allergic to the sun.
@@kirby69813 bro hell yeah, me too
Silence does actually have a sound. A ringing noise is def tenitis don't get me wrong, but when other sounds go away your hearing gets put into a much deeper perspective, and if you get in a place quiet enough all you end up hearing is your heart beating
My farts are better than Kwite's farts.
nah silence itself has a sound and its crushing
But the ringing isn't normal? What? I hear ringing every time it's silent, do I have Tenitis?
What you're describing is not silence, you're describing the sound of a beating heart, silence does not have a sound, it's just that experiencing pure silence is very difficult
That is literally not silence. And learn to spell.
0:23 Afik, industrial paper cutters cut large stacks of paper at a time. Have you ever tried to cut a stack of paper with a normal scissors? That shit is tough.
opening line had my jaw on the floor
Fr
FR
Honestly
I mean kwite is a Trans icon what chu expect :3 ✨💕
CAN I PUT MY BAAAWWWLLLSSS-
The fact he genuinely thought that GINGER CAT was a HUSKY 😭
shouldve had more fried pickles (my ND brain just wants all the pickles)
"I do suck...I also swallow.."
Words to live by.
Lead isn't so dangerous that you have to completely clean everything that comes into contact with it you just dont want to be around it very much (such as in cooking equipment because then the lead would be in it)
Yeah, I think he confused lead with radium? Or something else radioactive.
the peinguin at 3:00 is acually not dead, I got one of these penguin trackers myself and if it was dead it would still be updating its location it just wouldn't be moving, if the tracker is not updating that likely means that the tracker itself broke, the website says the tracker will most likely only work for about a year, 2 years if you are lucky
Yeah I have like 5 of the shark trackers, and I think they also fix the trackers sometimes maybe. Some of mine stopped working for a few months, gave me the screen that said it stopped working, and then a few weeks ago all the ones that stopped tracking started working again
Hey Kwite. Just wanted to take this opportunity to say that I've been watching your content for a few years now, and I love your goofy personality and deranged sense of humor. I wish I could meet you at weeb con, but being cripplingly poor might hinder that. Hopefully one day though.
My farts are better than Kwite's farts.
@@p-__ nobody loves you
Hopefully, you will earn enough money eventually
Regular papercutters are for precisely cutting regular flimsy little sheets of paper.
Industrial papercutters are for cutting BIG FUCKIN STACKS of paper.
It actually sounds kind of awesome to be a gaylord. "I am the lord of all that is gay; everything the rainbow touches is my domain!"
Industrial paper cutter usually cuts a fat stack of paper at once. Like 100+ sheets at a time. Probably more depending on the type
1:15 his pupils now have pupils. Kwite's eyes have been doing some funky stuff as of lately
Tinnitus is one of a few reasons I have to sleep with a fan going. The noise covers outside noises and the ringing which is a result of years of working in loud environments where hearing protection was supposedly not needed.
if i remember correctly, the reason it became a vacuum subreddit for a while was because reddit banned 3rd party mobile apps and a ton of servers went on strike? could be wrong
Lol that’d be a funny way to go on strike
"that looks like a husky to me" blud is on to absolutely nothing
The guy that reacts to everything most likely has urticaria. I do to. The doctor decided to forego the patch test because he knew I’d react to literally everything, and instead just scrapped a pen lid down my arm and took some blood too to confirm his suspicions. I’m also one of the very unlucky ones that has had the conditions for like a decade. It goes away after a couple months to 5 years for most people 😭😭😭
8:36 if you're gonna do any sort of home improvement work, I feel like understanding that everything from windows, doors, cabinets, floor boards, trim, crown molding, tiles, osb under boards, drywall and literally every single other item you use to build a house needs a specific dimension and you need to measure literally everything you're going to nail, glue, screw or staple in.
As a kid I went to a Madagascar themed ice sculpture exhibit at Gaylord Texan, it must’ve cost a lot to keep that building below freezing in the Texas summer
0:56
FUN FACT! There is a town here in Minnesota named Gaylord
I think the "industrial" paper cutter is more about the quantity, like if you are doing more than 2 or 3 sheets at a time you probably need something fairly hardcore.
Those paper cutters from the open are for removing book spines to digitize them (among other things). They're for paper *stacks* .
That intro was...
RELATABLE 🔥🔥🔥
Im 60% sure that most of my earwax just got evaporated by a shock coming from my headphones,there are still goosebumps going all around my body.
0:03 Swallower frfr 🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️ Kwite 🔛🔝 frfr 🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️.
My farts are better than Kwite's farts.
Kwite, if you don't like the texture of pickles, you could just swallow them whole. We all know you can
as someone who worked with an industrial paper cutter, do NOT leave ANYTHING under that blade. it's meant to cut massive stacks of cardstock, so it will easily cut any other object you put in it
1:25 bro became blind.
Industrial paper cutters are used to cut giant sheets of papers into regular sized paper sheets
"lined the pockets of TH-camrs' landlords" is CRAZY lol
7:00 I love crunchy pickles but can’t stand the soggy ones. In my experience all frying pickles does is make them hot and soggy. It’s like eating a hot soggy vinegar stick with some breading on it. NASTY.
My mom and stepdad had their honeymoon at the Gaylord. I'm thinking of having a similar vacation, though maybe more fitting for the name...
Might as well take the opportunity to dress like a gay lord and take pics.
I wish Kwite did more gaming/letsplay content. He's naturally very entertaining, it would be nice to see him talk about more than just reddit posts
I can confirm, fried pickles legitimately do just fix the texture issue of pickles to the point I like eating them
Him mistaking the cat as a dog is the funniest crap ever
I didnt realize kwite came back and ive been binging his videos all week. I no longer have any semblance of time my family is gone, my mind is gone only kwite remains
8:16 "It looks like you thought the loaf of bread *was* your wife," 💀
3:36 they may be allergic to what was used for testing
You mean the allergens they tested? Yeah? Bc I think they would know if they were allergic to medical-grade needles WELL before this moment.
@@BoatsBigDay some people don’t, a lot of people find this out at these testings
Ah yes, tinitus. The pain that has constantly been there since I heard a firefight without ear protection back in 2011 during the Arab Spring Riots in tunisia (where I grew up), which now are 10x worse for my brother, since he's a fucking SWAT officer here in the US.
“I also swallow.” great way 2 open I guess😭
My farts are better than Kwite's farts.
also great way to end
And close
protip kwite you can get a box fan for white noise at night and then you can’t hear your ears ringing anymore
Neurodivergent texture person here, can’t stand pickles either, but the thin sliced fried ones CAN be good, some are underdone, and it’s pure sickness
Womp womp
@@PartyhatRS😭😭😭
Industrial papercutters are for printing firms, when you want to cut about 4k sheets of paper evenly and cleanly i dont recomend scissors
I'm surprised people's treatment if character ai bots hasn't gotten a video yet
4:04 Thanks man, I almost forgot to take my pills for today
9:35 That reminds me of my deep fryer. They chose oil-soluble paint for the temperature dial...
3 seconds in and I can tell it's a kwite video through the sheer pain that opening line caused me
i thought kwite was joking about the cat being a dog until he just... kept going 😭
I stayed in a Gaylord hotel in DC for a school trip and there was a cosplay con there except we just also saw a bunch of furries.
8:35 as someone who's worked at a door factory, this one made me happy
Quite has never operated the terrifying as f machine used to guillotine huge stacks of paper like an anime sword through a anime person. Damn. He will never understand the thrill
That pan is the exact same type of pan my grandmother has 😨
Did you test it? Is it used? OH GOD NO
Well? Did u test it?
My replies arent working 😢 anyway, did you test it? WE NEED UPDATES?!
Nvm they sent. Stupid youtube
Well I need to know now too. That pan is a tradition in my family. Every first birthday gets a lamb cake.
4:05 maybe he’s right about human recognition, that’s the birth control I take
I remember once seeing that the ceiling tiles of an art studio I was in were sagging and going **uh should we move?** We moved our paper mache out from under it and later heard it crash to the floor with a resounding thud, leaving a pile of what looked like soggy card board where our paper mache would have been. Imagine if I hadn't noticed though XD
2:05
Meanwhile for me... I hear many things... Even when it's quite... In my head I mean... It's hard to sleep
5:38 well, just get a real door instead of whatever cardboard shit that is.
It's an interior door.
@@nekomimicatears get a real door out of wood instead of cardboard for that then.
opening line is relatable, don’t deny it
I will deny it
4:28 It looks like a pentagram should we be concerned?
kwite casually talking extreme misinformation about lead, its not fucking anthrax
As another neurodivergent person, my dislike of cucumbers is so strong I started telling people I had an allergy, only to find out I probably actually do have an allergy to them
2:50 I actually got gifted the same penguin-tracking gift by my grandma, and i had a larry the penguin who stopped moving too, but the company just pretended it didn’t happen and gave me a new one instead 💀
Kwite, you and Athena P are on opposite sides of the same wavelength. This is a compliment.
athena p mention!!
5:13 eyeball reveal
FELLOW PICKLE HATING NEURODIVERGENT WOOOOOO
I had my new roomba go through dog poo too… It was horrible to clean and my dog just watched me like a jerk. 😞
Run a fan when you sleep.
Seriously. Works wonders for tinnitus.
"i do suck, i also swallow" same bro
5:20
Kwite why did your mind go to that.
I mean, it’s obviously a joke.
But why that joke?
That’s going on the red string bulletin board!
5:35 he eated a door 🙁
1:47 You do not know how much this has affected me and I hate it. For years I was able to ignore it and live with it but since I saw this Video I cannot stop unhearing. It has never bothered me much but now I want to rip my ears out because nothing will help. Not even putting headphones on will help because my Brain apparently hates me and still filters out that annoying fucking hissing sound
Jfc... 4hr round trip for a coffee maker? Just.. why on earth?
I shoved my tooth into my gums and it’s bleeding and loose and might rip through my gums all because I wanted to try a frozen vanilla snack bar
6:21 Cigarettes actually have lead in them, so that's nice.
FAKE NEWS FROM THE WOKE ANTI-SMOKE!!
This man just related blister packs back to blisters. Truly a time to be alive.
Y’all I’m p sure he was joking about the cat being a dog 😭😭😭
3:53 bro went for the 100% allergy test speedrun
3:25 kwite eyes
That intro- wha- just- wha- i- ykw okay 🧍🏾♀️
i have occasional tinnitus like noise in the quiet that i can get rid or lessen by putting my fingers in my ears and focusing as hard as possible on the noise for however long i feel is good like up to a minute or 2 and when i take my fingers out of my ears its most of the time gone or a lot less
6:43 no but I’m also nd and HATE the texture of pickles with a passion but I love deep fried pickles. It’s all the great taste but the texture of an onion ring. It’s delightful and if I got that sad ass plate someone’s dying istg
Kwite never fails to keep us all hostage in his basement and force feed us his videos ❤
You need to try the mini whole pickles, not the sliced ones or hamburger ones.
Larry's last movements tracked were the leopard seal that ate him and the tracker.
It’s still so weird to hear Gaylord being mentioned 😭 like when did bro start standing outside my house? How long has he been there????
the intro had my face looking like a scrunched up paper
I'm the same way with salad or any kind of lettuce. I had a taco as a 5yo, it had the usual greens in it. First bite, the leafy crunch... spewed everywhere.
speedran the potential demonetization kwite im crying
as someone who doesn't like pickles, i tried the fried pickles at my job expecting something very similar to Schlatt's ideology and can confirm it doesn't help
0:00-0:15 without context sounds amazing