People on Twitter are too Comfortable

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    today we looked people that are too comfortable on twitter and they actually made me uncomfortable when these people on twitter are too comfortable. why are people just, too comfortable while on twitter dot com? unhinged tweets of people just being too comfortable on twitter
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  • @smart7928
    @smart7928 ปีที่แล้ว +3193

    having a casual twitter with over 4000 insane people blocked already is like living a couple miles away from the psych ward. you hear stories from the neighbours but the escapees are always caught before they get to you

    • @Quesoquantum
      @Quesoquantum ปีที่แล้ว +73

      I- WHAT?

    • @dudeman3138
      @dudeman3138 ปีที่แล้ว +44

      Based

    • @sxikia2905
      @sxikia2905 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      real

    • @beelieboo
      @beelieboo ปีที่แล้ว +22

      EXCUSE ME????

    • @uranus1456
      @uranus1456 ปีที่แล้ว +117

      This seems much too specific, Uranus has approved this comment.

  • @icedancer2370
    @icedancer2370 ปีที่แล้ว +1563

    This channel promotes weed, furry ideology, homosexuality, and being short, I watch every episode

    • @justafurrywithinternet317
      @justafurrywithinternet317 ปีที่แล้ว +61

      Ah yes, promotes being short.

    • @Quesoquantum
      @Quesoquantum ปีที่แล้ว +134

      @@justafurrywithinternet317 he's admitted he's a a short king who likes being picked up by tall guys lmao

    • @justafurrywithinternet317
      @justafurrywithinternet317 ปีที่แล้ว +108

      @@Quesoquantum What I meam is that usually "To Promote" means "To encourage similar behaviour" and I'm just imagining half of his viewerbase losing a few inches of jeight because of his influence.

    • @Quesoquantum
      @Quesoquantum ปีที่แล้ว +70

      @@justafurrywithinternet317 They just cut their legs off and weekend wobble around

    • @boomerangmonkey8263
      @boomerangmonkey8263 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      @@Quesoquantum This makes me wish I were shorter. Unfortunately... I'm not.

  • @elizathegamer413
    @elizathegamer413 ปีที่แล้ว +3736

    Kwite being sponsored by drugs is so awesome

  • @shlombox
    @shlombox ปีที่แล้ว +629

    "Getting passed around like a gay furry wants to be" I'm sure you would know what that's like

    • @awesomeninja1311
      @awesomeninja1311 ปีที่แล้ว

      69th like :)

    • @ArDeeMee
      @ArDeeMee ปีที่แล้ว +4

      183rd like. =(

    • @Spacefloop
      @Spacefloop 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +15

      I want that to happen to me

    • @user-dn8wh1lr7l
      @user-dn8wh1lr7l 3 หลายเดือนก่อน

      same
      😀@@Spacefloop

  • @andromeda_va39
    @andromeda_va39 ปีที่แล้ว +1383

    Fun fact: the official term for anime protagonist syndrome is "chuunibyou," literally "eighth-grade syndrome," because it tends to manifest around that age.

    • @youtubestudiosucks978
      @youtubestudiosucks978 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      What it's called when an adult still has chuunibyou syndrome?

    • @d.arndog
      @d.arndog ปีที่แล้ว +111

      @@youtubestudiosucks978 it"s still called that

    • @youtubestudiosucks978
      @youtubestudiosucks978 ปีที่แล้ว +114

      @@d.arndog i was hoping on "sad" or "pathetic"

    • @deathmorphosis
      @deathmorphosis ปีที่แล้ว +167

      中二病 does not "literally", or in any way, translate to "Eight-grade syndrome", that's just what it's called in English. The only thing you were correct about was that the name comes from when it debuts.
      It translates to "Middle school syndrome" and does not refer to "anime protagonists" (the term had nothing to do with anime when being coined, and is now considered an actual psychological condition, other than it becoming a character trope many years later), at all but a specific kind of person with grand delusions of themselves, narcissistic traits and believe they possess esoteric knowledge and/or some kind of power/skill no one knows about.
      All just to stand out from the crowd.

    • @miguelpadeiro762
      @miguelpadeiro762 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@youtubestudiosucks978 It's called manchild syndrome, Japanese people pls translate idk Japanese

  • @scooter6104
    @scooter6104 ปีที่แล้ว +417

    "Why don't they make chew toys for adult humans." That user is gonna be over the moon when they find out about different types of stim toys.

    • @soupcat4143
      @soupcat4143 ปีที่แล้ว +39

      @Ferbujosbe not necessarily, there r like actual stim toys for chewing made from food-grade silicone. they even have different levels of chewiness for different types of ppl

    • @LocalDiscordCatgirl
      @LocalDiscordCatgirl ปีที่แล้ว +14

      i thought he was talking about gags lol

    • @therealalmightyloaf3285
      @therealalmightyloaf3285 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@LocalDiscordCatgirl pfp lines up also same

    • @door6
      @door6 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +14

      @@LocalDiscordCatgirl Tbh if I had a gag as a chew toy id either bite it 'til it broke or bite it 'til my teeth hurt/broke. There is no in-between I will destroy anything.
      This is why I like gum and lollipops.

    • @tzarg
      @tzarg 3 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@therealalmightyloaf3285 😭😭😭

  • @yuzubrain
    @yuzubrain ปีที่แล้ว +1817

    Agreed, the fact that all these Twitter users can do the most psycho shit and people will just say "REAL!1!!!"is insane

  • @jennyneon
    @jennyneon ปีที่แล้ว +2364

    I left Twitter for a whole month now after using it for 2 whole years, and i can safely say that you will become way better without having Twitter. Downloading Twitter is honestly a horrible mistake.

    • @pandemia8966
      @pandemia8966 ปีที่แล้ว +115

      can confirm, the second i uninstalled twitter i was not only able to touch grass but i also got a job. instantly felt better mentally as well, it's just so much better without it

    • @jaadn6197
      @jaadn6197 ปีที่แล้ว +41

      with the shit that’s going on over there, it’s becoming increasingly obvious. Also, congrats on leaving that hellsite.

    • @ck7993
      @ck7993 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      i miss being on Twitter the needless drama was hilarious

    • @omlette
      @omlette ปีที่แล้ว +41

      I have Twitter but I have notifications off, no liked tweets, I don't follow anyone, and the only things I post are dumb shower-thought like blurbs about unrelated thoughts. Doing well for myself, and not giving in

    • @pinkneko13
      @pinkneko13 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@ck7993 just subscribe to drama channels that do twitter duh.

  • @Bob_Coffee
    @Bob_Coffee ปีที่แล้ว +854

    Twitter is that one friend with no manners

    • @aceofclubs.
      @aceofclubs. ปีที่แล้ว +13

      23 likes and no non-bot replies let me help. Jk I’m gonna report them but anyway, I agree.

    • @arealgamer342
      @arealgamer342 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I am p l e a s e d with your response. Truer words have never been spoken.

    • @gstheprotector
      @gstheprotector ปีที่แล้ว +25

      What do you mean friend? Twitter is obviously that person you met one time and assumed you two were friends after the concerning/annoying encounter, but yeah everything else is correct

    • @LepidopteranFool
      @LepidopteranFool ปีที่แล้ว +2

      me

    • @jommisalami
      @jommisalami ปีที่แล้ว +5

      I'm that friend and Twitter still scares me

  • @pastelguts6182
    @pastelguts6182 ปีที่แล้ว +861

    One of these days Kwites channel is going to mysteriously disappear and some internet detective will find him and when pressed about why he gave it up, he'll just say "I finally got dicked down, I'm normal now."

    • @annsh.6487
      @annsh.6487 ปีที่แล้ว +79

      Lmao I sometimes forget people are gay, so this looked like something out of a mobster story for a second

    • @v1rzen
      @v1rzen ปีที่แล้ว +105

      I sometimes forget people are straight, but that’s cause I’m on tumblr so much (cishets don’t exist on that place)

    • @dwopy2073
      @dwopy2073 ปีที่แล้ว +70

      @@v1rzen Wait, you're telling me cishets actually exist ???

    • @-.Leo.-
      @-.Leo.- ปีที่แล้ว +56

      @dwopy Cishets don’t exist on tumblr, sadly they do exist in real life though 😭

    • @dwopy2073
      @dwopy2073 ปีที่แล้ว +39

      @@-.Leo.- _By Talos this can't be happening !_

  • @YoNebby
    @YoNebby ปีที่แล้ว +420

    I just realized that kwite has eyes, a mouth and body under the jacket and the concept deeply disturbs me

    • @aromanticfranziskavonkarma
      @aromanticfranziskavonkarma ปีที่แล้ว +59

      what? no he doesn't

    • @optimisticwatermelon
      @optimisticwatermelon ปีที่แล้ว +74

      You been takin' too many of the weed gummies he got sponsored by

    • @AluminaStar
      @AluminaStar ปีที่แล้ว +3

      omg ur Flandre Scarlet??!!😱😱
      also agreed

    • @YoNebby
      @YoNebby ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@AluminaStar wanna play

    • @Kellerbobeller
      @Kellerbobeller 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      Right? I can’t even comprehend him beyond that. That one video of his face deeply disturbed me.

  • @Saibellus
    @Saibellus ปีที่แล้ว +401

    i was so pressured in hs that i stabbed myself in the leg with a pen knife to get out of a test i thought i would do badly on. then i changed my mind and took it anyway. i got a 94. thanks for the academic anxiety mom n dad 😐👍

    • @ency3329
      @ency3329 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      Oh dear.

    • @flintfrommother3gaming
      @flintfrommother3gaming ปีที่แล้ว +39

      I remember doing that but a bit less violent (It still bled) without parental pressure, I am not im the same level but the school was getting too hard.

    • @spinyjustspiny3289
      @spinyjustspiny3289 ปีที่แล้ว +29

      My high school SAT was so stressful i stayed up late prepping, fell asleep mid-test and only passed because even if it was incomplete it was frontloaded with the shit I knew offhandedly anyway.

    • @someone7345
      @someone7345 ปีที่แล้ว +49

      If this doesn't say "fix the fucking education system" idk what does

    • @Quesoquantum
      @Quesoquantum ปีที่แล้ว

      Holy sh

  • @gamesvsmusic
    @gamesvsmusic ปีที่แล้ว +689

    7:23 - actually this shit is handled in two separate ways in persona 5! the first boss in the game deals with a male teacher going after female students and blackmailing those who threatened to report. then one of the people you can date is your female teacher (male protag) who feels very wrong about it. one of the dialogue options is "That's the best part". she also works as a part time maid which is how you can call her over/contact her.

    • @spleens4200
      @spleens4200 ปีที่แล้ว +49

      Wtf

    • @lambybunny7173
      @lambybunny7173 ปีที่แล้ว +97

      And this is why I dont trust persona fans :D

    • @eggchomp
      @eggchomp ปีที่แล้ว +54

      I lost my disk, can you date Ryuji or the one fox guy asking for a gay friend

    • @val_allegory
      @val_allegory ปีที่แล้ว +54

      @@eggchomp unfortunately not

    • @eggchomp
      @eggchomp ปีที่แล้ว +32

      @@val_allegory pain.

  • @reereearts
    @reereearts ปีที่แล้ว +380

    That ad read at the beginning was absolutely unhinged and i’m here for it

    • @enbycracker9349
      @enbycracker9349 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @Emotional Damage much better

    • @doodleplayer4014
      @doodleplayer4014 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@enbycracker9349 look at this dude's comment history, I think they're also a bot ):

    • @enbycracker9349
      @enbycracker9349 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@doodleplayer4014 me?
      nah, just a super awkward person who has no idea how to talk, lol

    • @DiaMonD_KUROI
      @DiaMonD_KUROI ปีที่แล้ว +8

      @@enbycracker9349 no i think doodleplayer means emotional damage is a bot

    • @doodleplayer4014
      @doodleplayer4014 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@enbycracker9349 yea, sorry that wasn't very clear

  • @jakaotter
    @jakaotter ปีที่แล้ว +97

    5:30 "You can tell that this poor tweet has been passed around like a gay furry wants to be." That made me double-take. Like, it's so true when like half of my internet friends are gay furries.

  • @RealestLynn
    @RealestLynn ปีที่แล้ว +182

    LMFAO, they’re as comfy as my aunt is when she comes over for new years ☠️

  • @BUGOSAUR
    @BUGOSAUR ปีที่แล้ว +579

    Didn’t expect for kwite to promote edibles

    • @ConiferConnieTreeCow
      @ConiferConnieTreeCow ปีที่แล้ว +91

      It's kwite, you can expect pretty much anything

    • @sharkksoda
      @sharkksoda ปีที่แล้ว +47

      who else but him

    • @Man-ej6uv
      @Man-ej6uv ปีที่แล้ว +36

      unexpected but not surprised

    • @dustbunny6381
      @dustbunny6381 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      Glad he's getting that bread AND getting that nasty

    • @popsicIes
      @popsicIes ปีที่แล้ว +9

      do they work? the ones i currently have don't do much for me

  • @unsie
    @unsie ปีที่แล้ว +116

    seeing kwite trying to explain theyre weed gummies without explaining straight up theyre weed gummies is hilarious

  • @VeraExora
    @VeraExora ปีที่แล้ว +69

    Cannabis: legal
    Kwite Immediately:

    • @ArDeeMee
      @ArDeeMee ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Also, quite immediately.

  • @crayondrawssometimes896
    @crayondrawssometimes896 ปีที่แล้ว +63

    People on Twitter are always wayyyyyyy to comfortable or act like you’ll shoot them at any point

  • @mr.infernal1380
    @mr.infernal1380 ปีที่แล้ว +42

    "Its only awkward if you make it awkward"
    That is a solid fucken point right there I tell you what.

  • @AshChiCupcak
    @AshChiCupcak ปีที่แล้ว +383

    Kwite is a fellow mouth biter. I have never felt so validated.

    • @furballscave4431
      @furballscave4431 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      REAL. ive been kinda self conscious about it recently too

    • @Goober762
      @Goober762 2 หลายเดือนก่อน

      I’m gonna erase that sentence from my mind and live my life happily not knowing what it is.

  • @luciferrian2473
    @luciferrian2473 ปีที่แล้ว +129

    Anyone vividly recall, to the detriment of better memories, pronouncing a word wrong in school and everyone laughing...and the teacher corrects you?

    • @scooter6104
      @scooter6104 ปีที่แล้ว

      Yep.

    • @rainbowflowerpower4464
      @rainbowflowerpower4464 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      The only time that happened to me was in trigonometry when I pronounced ‘sun’ like HOW IT’S SPELT, she made such a scene about it too

    • @comradewindowsill4253
      @comradewindowsill4253 21 วันที่ผ่านมา

      @@rainbowflowerpower4464 u mean sin???

  • @diamondcoral7343
    @diamondcoral7343 ปีที่แล้ว +67

    Never trust Twitter.

  • @MetallicPetals
    @MetallicPetals ปีที่แล้ว +95

    I hope Kwite realizes the one about the dentist was a typo and meant screaming. . .

    • @JawGaming.
      @JawGaming. ปีที่แล้ว +35

      I hope saki realizes that kwite was joking. . .

    • @fraquero3192
      @fraquero3192 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      I dientes notice the typo 💀

    • @funkytime69
      @funkytime69 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@fraquero3192 dientes

    • @Quesoquantum
      @Quesoquantum ปีที่แล้ว

      More surprised he was screaming than Nutting his pants
      Get that population pudding outta there

    • @potoos.-.5605
      @potoos.-.5605 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      @@fraquero3192 the fact that dientes means teeth just makes this comment 100 times better

  • @cheesemold-_-
    @cheesemold-_- ปีที่แล้ว +111

    Being on Twitter for an extended period of time gives me nausea

  • @canttouchthefluff
    @canttouchthefluff ปีที่แล้ว +44

    "passed around like a gay furry" -Kwite 2022

  • @silveralpaca3861
    @silveralpaca3861 ปีที่แล้ว +84

    What eldritch horror have I been watching? I believed Quite was just a floating hoodie, glasses and mask. Now due to this sponsor we now know there is some kind of digestive tract in the sweater and he can even get high so some form of brain exists too! Personally I bow down to the almighty creature blessing us with glorious Twitter grime, we are living in a crazy world!

  • @SnapshotOfASoul
    @SnapshotOfASoul ปีที่แล้ว +33

    They do actually make real chew toys for people. Chewable stim toys are great. You just have to remember that if a piece breaks off and you swallow it you have to go to the emergency room.

    • @TheSurrealist.
      @TheSurrealist. ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I was gonna buy one but now….

  • @insertusernamehere3173
    @insertusernamehere3173 ปีที่แล้ว +125

    1:09 I was scared of dentists after one screamed at me cause I told her I was in pain.
    She ended up ripping open my gums. Like straight up ripped it so I could pull down the front of my bottom gums and show people the insides of my gums. I was in 1st or 2nd grade.
    She never got fired.

  • @scribblecloud
    @scribblecloud ปีที่แล้ว +160

    as a woman, i am a kwite enjoyer

  • @gavriellarutigliano2356
    @gavriellarutigliano2356 ปีที่แล้ว +28

    twitter scares me but also ive used tumblr for almost a decade so 💀💀 glass houses and throwing stones and all that shit ig

    • @starspices
      @starspices ปีที่แล้ว +7

      to be fair, tumblr’s chilled out significantly over that time period lmao

  • @sharkksoda
    @sharkksoda ปีที่แล้ว +28

    kwite is the drug dealer they told all of us about, he's a mysterious hoodie man

  • @xxlargelordxx6489
    @xxlargelordxx6489 ปีที่แล้ว +24

    7:45 "work smarter, get harder"-my brother

  • @internetlurker1850
    @internetlurker1850 ปีที่แล้ว +39

    I learned what Discord is because of the MLP character...
    Also the fansong that one person made slaps so hard idgaf

    • @thefriendshiptrio6983
      @thefriendshiptrio6983 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Discord is such an entity

    • @rhodes_the_kitty
      @rhodes_the_kitty ปีที่แล้ว +4

      YESSS DISCORD GOES SO HARD I LOVE THAT SONG SO MUCH. tlt is really cool in general and the original song is cool aswell

    • @xpinkbunnieinwonderlandx8454
      @xpinkbunnieinwonderlandx8454 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Same here, way back in like 2012 or so 😹 for once us Bronies were ahead of the crowd

  • @rowankrencik
    @rowankrencik ปีที่แล้ว +413

    Kwite, it's okay, embrace your inner fursona, you've already confirmed it to us, just accept you for you 💕

    • @dsamuel2116
      @dsamuel2116 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @Be Straight where does the link go •_•

    • @Kool-aidz
      @Kool-aidz ปีที่แล้ว +6

      I cannot tell if this comment is a joke or not 💀💀

    • @maybe3568
      @maybe3568 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@Kool-aidz a bit of both

    • @rowankrencik
      @rowankrencik ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@Kool-aidz he at least has many close furry friends, or is one himself, because in his furry videos he says things only long term full-force furries can know

    • @theman13532
      @theman13532 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@rowankrencik the day that kwite mentions anything about changed is the day that he cannot deny he is a furry (and he cant deny he has been in the wrong places of the internet either) because that shit is literally locked behind furry community walls and i think it is a good thing it isnt free in the world☠️

  • @i_dont_xard
    @i_dont_xard ปีที่แล้ว +113

    I’m a trans man and the brussy post killed me 😭

    • @ArDeeMee
      @ArDeeMee ปีที่แล้ว +1

      And he said it wrong! =/

  • @frogsman383
    @frogsman383 ปีที่แล้ว +51

    Kwite is so cool I wish he was real.

    • @sharkksoda
      @sharkksoda ปีที่แล้ว +5

      kwite is santa real canon

    • @confetti_kisses427
      @confetti_kisses427 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      I can't believe Kwite isn't real

  • @captnpan
    @captnpan ปีที่แล้ว +37

    Might as well share my freshman thing-
    I had a pretty long lunch and generally all of my friends were busy with schoolwork (we took one college class, I somehow got one of the easier ones) they’d often leave around 15 minutes before lunch ends to do work so I’d usually just sit there. I’d get bored, so I’d just walk around campus. Often other people would be around campus and I would walk a similar route every time, to the point as some people only knew me as the “school NPC guy.” Looking back on it (this was only a year ago) I was literally a real-life NPC

  • @lockerhead
    @lockerhead ปีที่แล้ว +16

    8:45 i have never seen this term used before but i will be using it to refer to mine from now on

    • @frog137
      @frog137 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      sameee broski

  • @kirby12crystals20
    @kirby12crystals20 ปีที่แล้ว +32

    As somebody who lives in Illinois I agree that living here is like a personal hell that I can't escape from

    • @popsicIes
      @popsicIes ปีที่แล้ว +1

      how does it feel to only have 1 state separating you from ohio

    • @kirby12crystals20
      @kirby12crystals20 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@popsicIes it feels like torture knowing I’m so close to escaping but can’t

    • @thrpotatoasfgfejfidieiidkr7071
      @thrpotatoasfgfejfidieiidkr7071 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@popsicIes as someone in Michigan I can confirm I wake up in a cold sweat every day

  • @kiko-fi2ze
    @kiko-fi2ze ปีที่แล้ว +13

    So basically there was a teacher in Persona 5 called Kamoshida who abused students, including
    Shiho, Ann's best friend, who almost offed herself after jumping off the school roof, he's terrible.

  • @gloomie6278
    @gloomie6278 ปีที่แล้ว +17

    Kwite being sponsored by weed and calling children greedy pricks. My favorite internet man.

  • @flowerleelee
    @flowerleelee ปีที่แล้ว +12

    8:21 as a girl whos had a yeast infection this is actually so true although im pretty sure its contagious so you shouldnt do this

    • @stereokuuji
      @stereokuuji 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      atleast you care about other people's safety......presumably

  • @Magggottt
    @Magggottt ปีที่แล้ว +26

    i really love when youtubers wear sunglasses because you can see there set-up, and my reaction is 'omg their rich' or 'omg your so fucking poor' in this case its the second one, sorry not sorry kwite

    • @El-de6nj
      @El-de6nj ปีที่แล้ว +2

      this is taking me out i can't

    • @Magggottt
      @Magggottt ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@El-de6nj lmao its true tho

  • @sambenham1945
    @sambenham1945 ปีที่แล้ว +16

    7:39 this dude is the most down bad genius

  • @cinnibunbun7389
    @cinnibunbun7389 ปีที่แล้ว +48

    Is... Is Kwite trying to sell us weed?

  • @thomaspate9328
    @thomaspate9328 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    This is very unique. I don’t think I’ve ever seen a marijuana company sponsored video before. Times are changing.

  • @lesbianspacecadet
    @lesbianspacecadet ปีที่แล้ว +14

    6:00 as a woman i can confidently say the answer is other women

  • @Jupiter-ux5ew
    @Jupiter-ux5ew ปีที่แล้ว +10

    3:06 during the 6 moon landings, several science experiments were performed. this includes (off the top of my head): putting down a mirror and shining a laser at it to determine changes in distance from earth, a seismometer to observe surface changes/moonquakes, some piece of tech that analyzed solar wind composition, and yeah that's all i can list off the top of my head.

  • @marycoffelt3041
    @marycoffelt3041 ปีที่แล้ว +23

    Kwite having been a Genji main makes sense seeing how he is in desperate need of spiritual healing

  • @crawlingvase
    @crawlingvase ปีที่แล้ว +6

    my girlfriend will randomly bite me, but not actually "bite" per say, just puts her mouth on my arm and just sits there it's actually really funny sometimes😂

  • @tingsteph
    @tingsteph ปีที่แล้ว +12

    7:50 the objective best term is “Big brained albeit deranged”

  • @HoodieHorizon
    @HoodieHorizon ปีที่แล้ว +11

    literally pretty much the only reason for us going to the moon was to "complete a national goal set by President John F. Kennedy on May 25, 1961: perform a crewed lunar landing and return to Earth" wtf is wrong with us

    • @trianglemoebius
      @trianglemoebius ปีที่แล้ว

      That could be said for anything. "The only reason we did [result] is because [person who led the effort for result] wanted to get [result[". That's how things work, generally.
      The reason Kennedy wanted the US to land on the moon had far more nuisance than that. At that point in time, the only thing stopping the Cold War from going hot was that that both sides reasonably believed launching a nuke would incur nuclear retaliation when the other side launched back. This is called Mutually Assured Destruction, and while obviously not the healthiest solution, it was the only one that worked. Mutually Assured Destruction only works if neither side has a definitive edge, and thus the destruction is, well, mutually assured.
      Leading up to the moon landing was the Space Race, in which the Soviet Union proved themselves far faster at rocket science than the US, able to develop all sorts of technology regarding rocketry and propulsion before the NATO side could even start on them. Landing on the moon before the USSR was the US very publicly saying, "We've caught up - our two sides are equal in rocketry tech", so that the Soviet Union didn't feel they were far enough ahead to get away with a nuclear strike.
      The USSR was already looking into the possibility of launching nukes into, and maybe even from, orbit - a place well out of RADAR range and thus undetectable to NATO tracking stations until the warheads were too close to their targets (NATO nuclear silos) for a counterattack to be launched in time. By landing on the moon, the US made it very clear: They were now also in space, they had the ability to notice if such a launch was made, so such technology could be considered a way to get around MAD.

  • @03luigi14
    @03luigi14 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

    9:13 We already have that it's called gum and it has flavors

  • @gmnmd
    @gmnmd ปีที่แล้ว +15

    1:34 hell yeah! wooooo! I love it! ... hold on, is that weed?
    ahhhh right ok, different kind of blasted

  • @alexismyers6053
    @alexismyers6053 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    It wasn’t me and it wasn’t freshman year, but that Tweet reminded me of it. At some point in high school, this group of people started randomly doing goose noises in the hallways. Like, we’d be packed in a hallway and all of a sudden you’d here a very goose-like honk from one end and I would always think there was a goose in the building until I head another one from the other end and realize it’s just two kids goofing around. Yeahs later, I met a guy who graduated from the same school as me around the same time I did at work. This was work I. Another town pretty far away, so that was not usual. There was like 3 people working there that I knew of that came from my school (the guy, another woman, and me) everyone else came from either the school in the town the building was in or the town between there and where I went to school. So this guy was telling me how he and a group of his buddies went to a lake and saw a bunch of geese. They heard them honking so the started honking at them. Then they started using it as a way to call out to each other in the hallways at school. I looked at him and said “so every time I was taking a test and heard some goof balls honking in the hallways, that was you guys?” “Yep!” That was one school mystery solved lol

  • @eyvweblog
    @eyvweblog ปีที่แล้ว +9

    I played Persona 5. The teacher was being a "nice person" and "helped out" a student.

  • @TABSman1
    @TABSman1 ปีที่แล้ว +17

    6:14 yo is that my long lost twin

  • @g_hostly
    @g_hostly ปีที่แล้ว +10

    the first thing i see is a tweet about farts, good to know this will be a good video

    • @g_hostly
      @g_hostly ปีที่แล้ว

      @ICE i literally didnt ask but k 💀💀

  • @Emograndpa
    @Emograndpa ปีที่แล้ว +8

    Im gonna use the term brussy so much now

  • @shenanigans01
    @shenanigans01 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    Comfort? Twitter? Those are two exact opposites

  • @brainrunbygoblin
    @brainrunbygoblin ปีที่แล้ว +16

    7:27 KAMOSHIDA JUMPSCARE?????????????

    • @That_Isabelle
      @That_Isabelle 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      Shaking in my boots rn I hate being a persona fan 💔

  • @crowan1400
    @crowan1400 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    being focussed by a Zen is a nightmare, take if from a Zen main, he may have a hitbox the size of the moon but he has the burst damage of two DPS heroes, my favourite thing to do if the enemy team has a widowmaker and i'm on defence is to line up a charge volley with her while the spawn doors are about to open, 90% of the time it gets you the kill and make the widowmaker either impressed or tilted.

  • @aromanticfranziskavonkarma
    @aromanticfranziskavonkarma ปีที่แล้ว +17

    0:59
    the zenitsu demon slayer icon makes this even funnier to me

    • @Quesoquantum
      @Quesoquantum ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Screaming, creaming, dreaming, of creaming

    • @Theonefromcrk
      @Theonefromcrk ปีที่แล้ว

      @@Quesoquantum ⚡️🙍🏿

  • @robotratsrb2152
    @robotratsrb2152 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    the comment about being targeted by a zenyatta and only knowing about the word "discord" because of that is painfully relatable

  • @ZackarySchejbalCODBO2RGM2
    @ZackarySchejbalCODBO2RGM2 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    7:03 As a lifelong resident of Illinois, that statement is true. Fuck my home state

  • @Anarqism
    @Anarqism ปีที่แล้ว +10

    5:03 WE FINALLY FOUND OUT WHO LET THE DOGS OUT

  • @radidongang
    @radidongang ปีที่แล้ว +6

    9:30 so I guess other people have that problem too...

  • @rennnn4444
    @rennnn4444 ปีที่แล้ว +15

    Twitter is that one friend that you don't want to bring to ur house

  • @LargeAndAttractiveFrogs
    @LargeAndAttractiveFrogs ปีที่แล้ว +4

    The weird shit i did in freshman year was be transphobic. Which is hilarious in hindsight because i came out as trans 5 years later.

  • @frog137
    @frog137 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    8:38 work smarter broskis 💪

  • @Sp3ctralI
    @Sp3ctralI ปีที่แล้ว +4

    3:31 that is beyond true, and finally someone else who mentions the existence of the MD games

  • @prussiaball1871
    @prussiaball1871 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    I actually use a different brand, they're 100 mg per serving, usually 400 per gummy

    • @migitri
      @migitri ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I'm personally hesitant to use gummies, although I know they're perfect for other people. I feel like I'd eat too many gummies and get way too messed up because I'm a fatass and when I start eating, I keep eating without really paying attention. I use a vape instead. I've figured out through experimentation what amount is right for me. It helps a lot with my chronic pain.

    • @prussiaball1871
      @prussiaball1871 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@migitri yeah, edibles hit you kinds hard too, they just take a while. If you wanted to get into edibles you should probably start with some Delta-V it's very light. That high is the classic 60s stoner kinda high imo. I use edibles because i have a lung condition so I can't smoke anything

  • @guilles1933
    @guilles1933 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    Kwite be creaming at da dentist

  • @MrSeal-wc2vk
    @MrSeal-wc2vk ปีที่แล้ว +1

    7:16 Chicago Public transport is literally hell. I can see why going to Illinois is like wondering if you’ve died.

  • @crimsonfox101
    @crimsonfox101 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    4:58 Do you think Kwite knew this is just the plot of Ace Ventura: Pet Detective?

  • @j-motions9894
    @j-motions9894 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    9:39 not me chewing on my cheeks as he says this

    • @Sp3ctralI
      @Sp3ctralI ปีที่แล้ว +6

      I chew mine so much I give myself canker sores T_T

    • @matthewboire6843
      @matthewboire6843 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      I do it and it hurt my mouth so I forced myself to not do it

  • @delvon-up2se
    @delvon-up2se ปีที่แล้ว +2

    "creaming for my life" is the craziest sentence i have ever heard

  • @dustin2181
    @dustin2181 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Bro Kwite if you need someone to carry you in Overwatch 2, then I gotchu my guy

  • @OverHeed
    @OverHeed ปีที่แล้ว +8

    0:04 I'm sorry, but bro literally looks like he just got back from a bank robbery

  • @thexdfacedgamer2306
    @thexdfacedgamer2306 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Twitter is more confusing than my last working brain cell and why it won't stop working...

  • @sammy_the_trans
    @sammy_the_trans ปีที่แล้ว +5

    4:00 I hate my second period teacher as well so maybe I'll try this, thanks for the advice 😁💞

  • @spinyjustspiny3289
    @spinyjustspiny3289 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Jesus christ, 50 mg in ONE gummy? My ass gets "can barely think because brain is screenshotting every twenty seconds" toasted off of 5, from half of a 10mg one and it has to be either fruit flavored or a chocolate chip cookie.
    The first time I ever took one, my roommate got genuinely concerned because i was staring at a KFC biscuit on the coffee table for like two minutes without saying anything. I then proceeded to wander back and forth between the couch and the fridge forgetting what I was doing while laughing hysterically at basically nothing.

  • @krysanthemum6528
    @krysanthemum6528 ปีที่แล้ว +21

    Wow I probably shouldn't feel accomplished or cool for having an older discord account than Kwite, but here I am.
    Also, while its not solely directed at adults and instead just for humans in general, Chewlery is a thing and I want it so bad for my chewing stimming needs

    • @rhodes_the_kitty
      @rhodes_the_kitty ปีที่แล้ว +1

      lol same mine was just a month before he made his actually. I actually ordered chewlery after watching this lol cause I've been wanting to for a while I can't wait to try it out ^_^

    • @boomerangmonkey8263
      @boomerangmonkey8263 ปีที่แล้ว

      I just use my tongue when I feel like chewing something.

  • @sok8921
    @sok8921 ปีที่แล้ว +32

    When I eventually become of legal age (if the world doesn't collapse) I will give those gummies a test drive

    • @youtubestudiosucks978
      @youtubestudiosucks978 ปีที่แล้ว

      We're heading to death.
      Ww3 is on the horizon and we have leaders petty enough to start nuking everything once it looks like they lose which wil result in other countries using nukes too and then everybody dies.

    • @bruhmoment4688
      @bruhmoment4688 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@youtubestudiosucks978 why are you fear mongering again, thought you were getting sued over this shit, Alex Joans

    • @Plurmple_
      @Plurmple_ 7 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Same

  • @emma_nutella58
    @emma_nutella58 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Somethings don’t need to be shared on the internet

  • @boisvert45
    @boisvert45 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Yeah as a 49ers fan Illinois is my personal hell this year, specially rain in Illinois

  • @bipbop1523
    @bipbop1523 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    I crave ravioli

  • @Rainok
    @Rainok 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +6

    9:02 it's called gum

  • @taky1711
    @taky1711 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    the only reason i dont like the dentist is because it takes forever to finish

  • @CrazedKen
    @CrazedKen 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    5:35 i out loud say, w h a t?
    8:26 again, W H A T?
    8:49 ok back to back wtf

  • @meow3276_
    @meow3276_ ปีที่แล้ว +13

    3:17 ???? you should probably see a doctor

  • @CryingOblivion
    @CryingOblivion ปีที่แล้ว +8

    2:22 BRUH I WOULDNT EVEN SURVIVE ONE I ALREADY GET WONKY AT 10MG--

  • @annsh.6487
    @annsh.6487 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    The "waste of time" comment absolutely killed me

  • @Lim95
    @Lim95 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    oh my god this man is the only other person I’ve ever seen who owns a Piranha Plant amiibo

    • @funkytime69
      @funkytime69 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      there's a piranha plant amiibo??

  • @SneepSnorrpgotnomaidens
    @SneepSnorrpgotnomaidens ปีที่แล้ว +6

    6:30 as a man from Illinois
    Yeah
    Yea

  • @nathanlykouretzos4308
    @nathanlykouretzos4308 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Gummy sponsor had me laughing my ass off, love your vids Kwite🤙🏻

  • @DisturbedGeneration
    @DisturbedGeneration ปีที่แล้ว +2

    I have been binge watching Kwite for literally 24 hours and I am in awe

  • @lapraseds
    @lapraseds ปีที่แล้ว +2

    7:40 i feel powerful knowing i saw the original tweet multiple times