The reason GLaDOS becomes friendly with Chell, and why Wheatley becomes evil real quick, is probably because the facility's mainframe is corrupt, the engineers finished it in a hurry and it became messy, corrupting the vessel with the mandatory "Perpetual Testing Initiative", so once GLaDOS gets disconnected from it for the first time, she starts resembling Caroline more and more, eventually developing her own traits, which is why it's so easy to empathize with her as you approach the end
*SPOILER* (I know the game's nearly a decade old, but it still helps to be courteous) And then at the end, she deletes that "Caroline" section of her, so that it may never happen again, essentially condemning herself to be forever corrupt/evil.
@@HESHRocketWarhead I don't think she condemns herself though, since her trip in the inner depths of Aperture made her truly independent, and she understood the problem, whereas before she was just tied to the mainframe. If she got back to her old self and got corrupted again, she would have killed Chell by the moment she wakes up. The fact that GLaDOS lets her go (well, supposedly) proves that she definitely gained control of the facility rather than being its "slave"
Jack: "It's like getting addicted to drugs!" Siri: "You're welcome" The only thing I can possibly conclude from this is that Siri is secretly your drug dealer
I’m guessing that when they get bored of testing that’s why they kill you. That’s why GLaDOS said “oh no” when Wheatley stopped having fun with tests. I haven’t seen this before. Just a guess.
Sean, Doug Rattmann was a scientist in the games' lore; he was the only scientist who survived GLaDOS. He's also the guy who made the "the cake is a lie" rooms (he is the *BEANS* lad). There are a bunch more of those rooms in Portal 2, which were also made by Rattmann.
@@freefilesvirus I also subscribe to the theory that Doug was not the only _initial_ survivor - but do you actually have a legitimate canon source to back that claim up? As far as I understand it, Doug was the only _known_ survivor.
I like how this sequel makes Glados much more human with her expressions, sarcasm, etc. It helps to sell the story that she was a sentient human before.
"Its like getting addicted to drugs." That is basically what's happening to Wheatly. If I remember correctly the developers said that being in the Glados body is like being pumped full of morphine.
4:04 "What if I don't have tumors?" Well Jack, if you sat on a metal folding chair in the lobby and weren't wearing lead underpants, they took care of that for you as well.
JACK I GOT 2 IMPORTANT THINGS I NEED YOU TO DO NEXT EPISODE: 1: Try breaking some of Wheatley's monitors by walking into them (the ones with his face on them) 2: When Wheatley tries to get you to get on one of the excursion funnels (the wave things that carry you)(thx Evan R0513) , keep on getting off them before they carry you out of the room to make Wheatley mad
If you can snatch up a sentry, they will also open fire on Wheatley's monitors. I burst out laughing when I accidentally coaxed one to do that when trying to neutralize it non-lethally.
there's actually an ahievement for that if he breaks it from the beginning of "the itch" so it's a little bit pointless to do it so. unless you can make him reset.
34:42 I love how the Frankenturrets all get fried after GLaDOS says the paradox. Wheatley is literally dumber than the boxes with legs that couldn't solve a simple puzzle.
I thought it was that wheatley has heard the paradox before somehow and intentionally didn't think too much about it because he realized the plan. He's a certified _Quora+ Subscriber_
After HL:A I actually want Valve to make a game about him now (maybe thats what they intended they wanted to do in Final Hours interview with them). A game about how Doug saved Chell that would be cool to see. Also yeah if VR going to make people motion sickness I wouldn't mind at all seeing another Portal as a regular mouse and keyboard game.
@@namelesspersonnel5130 Yeah I was kinda relating to that tbh should have mentioned it... Theres already a story ready and the way it looks in the comics, its very possible to make a great game out of that... Altho it might be a bit too short.
Doug Rattman is the only employee who survived when Glados flooded the building with neurotoxins. He’s been the helping one helping Chell through portal 1. He saved Chell when she was pulled back into the building. Read Lab Rat, it has the entire story. AND, the art is amazing.
Yes!!! Im honestly shocked he didn't know about it...ive lost a slight amount of respect towards Jack after discovering his lack of portal knowledge...but hes still the best meme man i know. Lol
Besides the comics..is there any evidence that links these crazy images we randomly see in portal to this guy in which name is only found in the comics?? Cuz if it ain't in the origin of the game ..its hard to say if it should be cannon ..if this guy should be cannon
"You've been at this 12 hours.." I'm pretty sure that's our only indication of significant time passage for the entire game...still, if we went from how deep we were below back up to the current facility in half a day, then damn thats impressive.
there is some dlc dialogue for the community chambers saying 50000 years, but i think the devs have said that it was mainly just to distance the portal canon from the hl canon beyond easter eggs. personally, given how immaculate the state of old aperture is (even given that it's in an abandoned salt mine, which i might have helped slow the decay slightly) i can't imagine it'd have been more than ~maybe~ a couple hundred years, and that's stretching it then again, im no geoarchaeologist, so dont take me at my word lol
rattman was a scientist at Aperture when GlaDOS killed off the scientists with the neurotoxin. He was allegedly the only scientist who survived. There's a portal comic detailing some events between the games.
@Andrew Shutov no... glados never had a significant other according to canon, much less Caroline too. And her voice actor is married to the voice actor of sniper from tf2
31:10 those suspensions are intended to reduce the vibrations from a nuke/bomb/earthquake/other natural disaster on the facility. Some U.S. facilities have these suspension systems
@@Arcanis_07 Some folks don't actively watch vids. They put them on and tab over to something else, with the vid as background sound. For those people, us TH-camrs narrate what's happening. In my earliest vids, I didn't do it as much. And then someone asked me to.
I love that the Frankenturrets get fried when GLaDOS poses the paradox. Even barely-functioning turret-boxes are more capable of critical thought than Wheatley.
I got a literal lemon to hold/motion with during Cave’s lemon monologue. That quote is one of, if not my favorite monologue of any game I’ve played. Even though I have played Portal 2 too many times to count, it never gets old.
"But *why* is it suspended?" That's a pretty easy one to answer and it's an actual thing that buildings have. It's to earthquake proof buildings. Those springs cause the building to wobble during an earthquake. You may think wobbling is a "bad" thing, but I'd rather have a building wobble a little bit than have the whole damn thing collapse on top of me.
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It shouldn't be annoying because it's one of your favorite games, it should be annoying because the dialogue is actually fricking great and clever. It's nice to see Sean recognizes that
My first exposure to the game was Tobuscus's playthrough like 10 years ago He talked through EVERYTHING, and missed all the game's dialogue that was way more clever and witty than he was
I love that he not only listens, he also reacts to it and responds directly to the characters. It's cute hearing him sass back to GLaDOS and fawn over Cave
The greatest thing about this is that the facility was just fine without glados at all but suddenly when wheatley is in control, the entire place goes into panic.
Well if you think about it, was the facility fine without GlaDos? The beginning is basically the whole place blowing up. The facility was overgrown with plants, broken down and in disarray. Wheatley was getting stationed from place to place most likely because he can't do anything right, and the day he gets put in charge of the cryogenic storage facility where the human test subjects are in stasis, there's a meltdown that turns everyone to vegetables, and you're the only survivor. So... was it really fine without GlaDos? XD
@@deathboi4269 No thats what I'm actually referring to. Because she was killed in the first game, years that have gone by have not been kind to the facility, its been running on its own, but poorly and running down quickly. Putting Wheatley in charge only sped up the process of the destruction. But I was referring to the reason it was bad was BECAUSE she was dead.
"When life gives you lemons, don't make lemonade. Make life take the lemons back! Get mad! I don't want your damn lemons! What am I supposed to do with these?! Demand to see life's manager! Make life rue the day it thought it could give Cave Johnson lemons! Do you know who I am?! I'm the man who's going to burn your house down, with the lemons!"
I mean, i don't really think he's had enough impact on the portal community for valve to do that. If valve is gonna have cameo's, then they'll probably have someone important to the community, perhaps a WR speedrunner, or something of the sort, not a random youtuber.
valve is amazing at adding nice little details to their game, for instance you might've noticed that when glados said the paradox line all the frankenstein turret-cubes died, their circuits were fried, but it had no effect on wheatley. even those monstrous abominations are smarter than wheatley
“When life gives you lemons, don’t make lemonade. Make life take the lemons back! Get mad! I don’t want your damn lemons, what am I supposed to do with these? Demand to see life’s manager! Make life rue the day it thought it could give Cave Johnson lemons! Do you know who I am? I’m the man who’s gonna burn your house down! With the lemons! I’m gonna get my engineers to invent a combustible lemon that burns your house down!” - Cave Johnson
What I like about the interaction between GlaDOS and Wheatley, is that she doesn't realize that he never had the function of solving things. She thinks about paradoxes from the PoV of a problem solver, but his function was to disrupt logical thinking. He was meant to be the exact opposite of GlaDOS. He doesn't have a problem with paradoxes, because he doesn't feel the need to solve them. He just wings it with an answer.
But when there are earthquakes springs are bad?? My Mum is an architect and we're from New Zealand a Very earthquake prone country. There is a lot of regulations and stuff when you are building but the main one is that you dig your foundations wayyyyyyyy into the ground. The house moves with the earth and it doesn't collapse. Think about it if you could either be in a car that's wheels were stuck to the ground or would you rather be stuck in the ground. It's sooooooo much safer to not have suspension.
FACT: Portal-able surfaces are made of solidified white gel! It is also solidified under a strong UV light, before cut into a tile shape and attached to robotic panels. That is also how the walls of test chambers are made.
31:09 I LOVE that scene, where you finally leave the "old Aperture" down below, and just before you enter "new Aperture," you see the vast space between them. Each is their own world almost, but beyond them stretch worlds unknown. And wondering what might be brings to mind worlds that exist in memory, of what was and how we used to wonder back then what might be.
The inner mathematician in me loves the last paradox that was stated: Does a set of all sets contain itself? For those of you who are interested, look up Russell's paradox in set theory. The field had to dramatically change how it defined math as since everything can be written in terms of sets just to avoid this paradox
Know your Paradoxes! “This Statement is False!” “New Mission Refuse this Mission!” “Does a Set of all Sets contain itself!” That could work...I might have to try it on Siri or Cortana!
Not quite a paradox, but if you put the German text of the World's Funniest Joke from Monty Python's Flying Circus into Google Translate, it spits out [FATAL ERROR]
Patrick O'Grady siri an cortana are too dumb they are not "thinking" AI they are just programmed to answer predefined sentences... It could have been a cool easter egg tho
I really like how the turret cubes seemed to shut down after hearing the paradox, yet Wheatley doesn't react. just a sneaky little hint that the turret cubes are more intelligent than Wheatley because they were able to understand the paradox and therefore were affected by it even when he wasn't. Little subtle things like this are what makes this game so great
Cave: “We’re pulling out tumors, you should be paying us.” Jack: That’s a good deal. Me (remembering last episode): But didn’t they put the tumors there is the first place.
those were seperate tests, there was even a congratulations for the "heroes" that participated, also earlier Cave referred to the new test subjects as homeless bums
@@YawgmothWasRight they were't putting lead into the beggars, the only chance they would have tumors is if they were natural, or they forgot to take the lead out of the chairs
31:35 I actually believe a sequel could happen, and that there is an aperture lab on the.... MOON. Think about it, they realized moon rocks make good portal conductors in old aperture and I doubt chell would have been the first to think to target the moon. All they would need is a properly sealed room *set to have spacelike properties*, have an portal grid inside activated with a button, use an automated gun hit the moon. Then construction could begin. As well as the possibility that Cave did become an AI and is operating the lunar base, but since glados took over no subjects were ever sent there. Leading him to go crazy, possibly even with a glitchy model of core. *Like a core made during old aperture time*.
"I’ve been thinking. When life gives you lemons? Don’t make lemonade. Make life take the lemons back! Get mad! I don’t want your damn lemons! What am I supposed to do with these? Demand to see life’s manager! Make life rue the day it thought is could give me lemons! Do you know who I am? I’m the man who’s going to burn your house down! With the lemons! I’m going to get my engineers to invent a combustible lemon that burns your house down!"
The reason GLaDOS becomes friendly with Chell, and why Wheatley becomes evil real quick, is probably because the facility's mainframe is corrupt, the engineers finished it in a hurry and it became messy, corrupting the vessel with the mandatory "Perpetual Testing Initiative", so once GLaDOS gets disconnected from it for the first time, she starts resembling Caroline more and more, eventually developing her own traits, which is why it's so easy to empathize with her as you approach the end
*SPOILER* (I know the game's nearly a decade old, but it still helps to be courteous)
And then at the end, she deletes that "Caroline" section of her, so that it may never happen again, essentially condemning herself to be forever corrupt/evil.
@@HESHRocketWarhead I don't think she condemns herself though, since her trip in the inner depths of Aperture made her truly independent, and she understood the problem, whereas before she was just tied to the mainframe. If she got back to her old self and got corrupted again, she would have killed Chell by the moment she wakes up. The fact that GLaDOS lets her go (well, supposedly) proves that she definitely gained control of the facility rather than being its "slave"
She also doesn’t have enough energy in the potato battery to lie or be angry
Plus in the first game, she looked like a handcuffed woman hanging upside down from the ceiling
Also the facility was about to explode so
Jack: "It's like getting addicted to drugs!"
Siri: "You're welcome"
The only thing I can possibly conclude from this is that Siri is secretly your drug dealer
I’m guessing that when they get bored of testing that’s why they kill you. That’s why GLaDOS said “oh no” when Wheatley stopped having fun with tests. I haven’t seen this before. Just a guess.
Does this happen in ten video? If so, I missed it. Could someone give me the time stamp?
Theory confirmed
@@tyrantgaming7492 it's at 42:54
EXPOSED
Sean, Doug Rattmann was a scientist in the games' lore; he was the only scientist who survived GLaDOS. He's also the guy who made the "the cake is a lie" rooms (he is the *BEANS* lad). There are a bunch more of those rooms in Portal 2, which were also made by Rattmann.
Adam Froisland Valve made a comic about him and his connection to the events of the games. I think it’s called Lab Rat
An obvious bean counter
Wasn't there also that one audio cue by a wall
He wasn't the only surviving person, a few other scientists remained to make the cores to stop GLaDOS, Rattmannn was the longest-lasting one though.
@@freefilesvirus I also subscribe to the theory that Doug was not the only _initial_ survivor - but do you actually have a legitimate canon source to back that claim up? As far as I understand it, Doug was the only _known_ survivor.
I like how this sequel makes Glados much more human with her expressions, sarcasm, etc. It helps to sell the story that she was a sentient human before.
She was a human once?
@@Epic11705 Yea. Glados is Caroline the secretary.
@@Epic11705 did you watch the video? lol
@@verminscum yes, after replying to this, I got to the part where Glados was talking like Caroline and Jack gave us a ‘hint-hint’
@@jjjlove2260 HEY I WASNT DONE WOTH THE VID WHAT THE FUCK 😭
"If my brain had brains, I'd be dangerous!"
"If my brain could think, I'd be unstoppable!"
Two of the best quotes from this series
That J Person are you quoting a different video? Lol
@@karmamrak6222 yea this video and part three I think
@@josephinehorwitz7689 Part 4
oops
"If my brain had brains that could think, I'd be a god!"
GLaDOs: * has existential crisis *
Jack: "yEAh iD fRIcK tHis pOTaTo"
Well, he is Irish...
Wait then wut about Idahoans
LMAO
normal day in russia
It's like "ima fuck dis potato" because hese *irish*
"Its like getting addicted to drugs." That is basically what's happening to Wheatly. If I remember correctly the developers said that being in the Glados body is like being pumped full of morphine.
The wiki says that if the tests are successful then GLaDOS' body is filled with euphoria
You're welcome.
@@inktonythekaonashigaster6631 Thanks for the clarification 👍
@@aliencentaur Np
4:04
"What if I don't have tumors?"
Well Jack, if you sat on a metal folding chair in the lobby and weren't wearing lead underpants, they took care of that for you as well.
Umm
"sound is my favorite part in games"
"lighting is my favorite part in games"
"design is my favorite part in games"
jack i think you just like games
"Games are my favorite part in games"
*constant boner during entire series*
I think he likes the atmosphere
“Scale is my favorite part in games”
And I just like hearing him gush and be so passionate about whatever. It's fun to listen to.
"we're back making portals everybody"
If only Valve would say this
Did they announce they were going back into active development or was Alyx a one shot type of thing
@@SeksBott69 i think theyr gonna make more VR games,no idea if half life or portal
King Hobo they announced half life 3!
@@randomname1956 well if anythings suited for VR portal is definitely so hopefully they go for it
Descoda if they made a half life alyx for a tease i'm dipping out of life
JACK I GOT 2 IMPORTANT THINGS I NEED YOU TO DO NEXT EPISODE:
1: Try breaking some of Wheatley's monitors by walking into them (the ones with his face on them)
2: When Wheatley tries to get you to get on one of the excursion funnels (the wave things that carry you)(thx Evan R0513) , keep on getting off them before they carry you out of the room to make Wheatley mad
If you can snatch up a sentry, they will also open fire on Wheatley's monitors. I burst out laughing when I accidentally coaxed one to do that when trying to neutralize it non-lethally.
There's also returning to the pit when Wheatley asks you to come back, then there's the dialogue of what is at the bottom of the pit.
@@medichampion328 and then there's jumping down the pit and Wheatley being like "i cant believe that actually worked"
there's actually an ahievement for that if he breaks it from the beginning of "the itch" so it's a little bit pointless to do it so. unless you can make him reset.
@Evan R0513 thx
34:42 I love how the Frankenturrets all get fried after GLaDOS says the paradox. Wheatley is literally dumber than the boxes with legs that couldn't solve a simple puzzle.
I didn't notice that
@@Boredistan That's a so subtle addition, yet gives a perfect moment
I thought it was that wheatley has heard the paradox before somehow and intentionally didn't think too much about it because he realized the plan. He's a certified _Quora+ Subscriber_
I always thought it didn’t work because glaDOS didn’t do the paradox right. I think it’s “The next sentence is true”
“the last statement was false”
@@deejmix7510 this sentence is wrong.
if you say true then that means its wrong
if you say its wrong that means its true
"I think Rattmann worked on the game"
We'll file that under "close enough"
After HL:A I actually want Valve to make a game about him now (maybe thats what they intended they wanted to do in Final Hours interview with them).
A game about how Doug saved Chell that would be cool to see.
Also yeah if VR going to make people motion sickness I wouldn't mind at all seeing another Portal as a regular mouse and keyboard game.
@@royliber3824 Nah,I don't think they will,there are comics showing the whole story,maybe they might make a game
@@namelesspersonnel5130 Yeah I was kinda relating to that tbh should have mentioned it... Theres already a story ready and the way it looks in the comics, its very possible to make a great game out of that... Altho it might be a bit too short.
I’m actually very new to portal so idk what’s happening... can someone explain?
@@rorypaxton4470 Go back and watch all jack's Portal videos...
Sean: "well now I feel bad, now I just commited murder"
( *Proceeds to murder more boxes with legs* )
Baldus Annus!
PPPPPPPEEEEEEEEEEERRRRRRSSSOOOOOONNNNNAAAAAAA
Autism cat thinks there should be a box smashing camp.
Memento Mori
Everyone press F for the poor boxes that got killed by sean curse you sean those poor boxes had families you monster!!
Doug Rattman is the only employee who survived when Glados flooded the building with neurotoxins. He’s been the helping one helping Chell through portal 1. He saved Chell when she was pulled back into the building. Read Lab Rat, it has the entire story. AND, the art is amazing.
Yes!!! Im honestly shocked he didn't know about it...ive lost a slight amount of respect towards Jack after discovering his lack of portal knowledge...but hes still the best meme man i know. Lol
I was about to comment that1
This Deserves more attention!
Yes please read Lab Rat, its in the game's extras menu!
Besides the comics..is there any evidence that links these crazy images we randomly see in portal to this guy in which name is only found in the comics??
Cuz if it ain't in the origin of the game ..its hard to say if it should be cannon ..if this guy should be cannon
"You've been at this 12 hours.." I'm pretty sure that's our only indication of significant time passage for the entire game...still, if we went from how deep we were below back up to the current facility in half a day, then damn thats impressive.
there is some dlc dialogue for the community chambers saying 50000 years, but i think the devs have said that it was mainly just to distance the portal canon from the hl canon beyond easter eggs. personally, given how immaculate the state of old aperture is (even given that it's in an abandoned salt mine, which i might have helped slow the decay slightly) i can't imagine it'd have been more than ~maybe~ a couple hundred years, and that's stretching it
then again, im no geoarchaeologist, so dont take me at my word lol
For that to be true, Wheatley would have had to start testing with those bots (that did not previously exist) immediately after we fell down
@@HungerGamesFan00 Yeah I doubt any electronics would work after 50000 years either
Seán: "Robots aren't better than me. Can robots do this?" *sings*
Me: I dunno. Ask Connor.
You mean Markus?
You Mean Kara
You mean Daniel
When he said that I was like "Have he see Half-Life VR but the AI is self-aware" I'm talking about Benrey
The android sent by cyberlife
Anyone else find it really sad when GladOS just says "Goodbye sir" at the end of the monologue?
Yeah I got incredibly sad.
I do
No why
I hurt when he asks for pain meds and when his voice breaks at the end of his lemon speech.
rattman was a scientist at Aperture when GlaDOS killed off the scientists with the neurotoxin. He was allegedly the only scientist who survived. There's a portal comic detailing some events between the games.
He's also the reason chell is still alive
@Andrew Shutov no... glados never had a significant other according to canon, much less Caroline too. And her voice actor is married to the voice actor of sniper from tf2
@Andrew Shutov she is not his wife, only the personal assistant. You can tell by the way Cave addresses caroline, and it's mentioned by Cave directly.
@@Bean-mr8sf I'm pretty sure that's Sniper, not Spy
@@PetkasProduction my bad, I meant sniper but my dumbass typed spy
31:10 those suspensions are intended to reduce the vibrations from a nuke/bomb/earthquake/other natural disaster on the facility. Some U.S. facilities have these suspension systems
Lemons: "exist"
Cave Johnson: I will burn your house down with the lemons
Thank you so much for saying what we're all seeing and hearing with our own eyes and ears. Your so funny with your oh so original commentary.
I read that as cave town then sang lemon boys
@@Arcanis_07 someone being arrogant is just as annoying as someone being unoriginal bro. chill.
@@Arcanis_07 Some folks don't actively watch vids. They put them on and tab over to something else, with the vid as background sound. For those people, us TH-camrs narrate what's happening. In my earliest vids, I didn't do it as much. And then someone asked me to.
@@KN1GHTCRAB The guy I replied to was annoyed at Jack for narrating what we were seeing. I was explaining why Jack does it.
Jack: "I know what's up"
Also Jack: "What do I do next?"
Literally every quarantine club member out here.
I love that the Frankenturrets get fried when GLaDOS poses the paradox.
Even barely-functioning turret-boxes are more capable of critical thought than Wheatley.
yep
I mean he’s the biggest dumb shit ever soooooooooooo.........acute observation
Damn
I got a literal lemon to hold/motion with during Cave’s lemon monologue. That quote is one of, if not my favorite monologue of any game I’ve played. Even though I have played Portal 2 too many times to count, it never gets old.
"A boy can dream, but a boy can also be disappointed."
Sean dropping some realism
Yes that's also me he's talking about
@@elijahbates7885 nah its me
@@Hotrodel no hes talking about me
@@elijahbates7885 n9 it's me
no, it's *us*
"BURNING PEOPLE! HE SAYS WHAT WE'RE ALL THINKING!"
~POTaTOS
Kasey Mathew Amazing new name for potato GLaDOS
"if my brain could think i'd be unstoppable"
that's the biggest mood
you are a asshole.
Agreed.
Why is he an asshole?
Fun little detail: when Glados said the paradox in an attempt to mess up Wheatley, the turret boxes short circuited.
Wheatley is dumber than the turret boxes
Time stamp
@@datguymiller 34:48
"But *why* is it suspended?"
That's a pretty easy one to answer and it's an actual thing that buildings have. It's to earthquake proof buildings. Those springs cause the building to wobble during an earthquake.
You may think wobbling is a "bad" thing, but I'd rather have a building wobble a little bit than have the whole damn thing collapse on top of me.
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MY FAVORITE LINEEE "Ahh! Bird! Bird! Kill it! *whispers* it's evil" idk why but it is such a magnificent line
One of my favorite lines is this: 39:38.
i think its because thats the first and last time Glados ever really shows fear. any other time shes either condescending, pissed, or just neutral.
@@michaeijcaboose2037 what about the final scene is chapter 7 where she was freaking out about how wheatley might kill them
Why is jack's brain like a genius, but sounds like a 4 year old trying to explain why he bit the teacher at school
Gaming improves your spacial skills and makes your hippocampus better.
Why is Jack's affection for a potato so goddamn hilarious?
i think its something about irish
Jack: "Now I feel bad, I just committed murder!"
Also Jack: "It's even funnier the second time!"
I love how jack doesn’t talk over the games dialogue. Some youtubers do that and it’s annoying since this is one of my favorite games.
It shouldn't be annoying because it's one of your favorite games, it should be annoying because the dialogue is actually fricking great and clever. It's nice to see Sean recognizes that
I know, it’s also nice since he puts on subtitles
Much appreciation for this!!!
My first exposure to the game was Tobuscus's playthrough like 10 years ago
He talked through EVERYTHING, and missed all the game's dialogue that was way more clever and witty than he was
I love that he not only listens, he also reacts to it and responds directly to the characters. It's cute hearing him sass back to GLaDOS and fawn over Cave
Sean: "My name is not even Jack-"
New fans: **Mind blown**
lol
It’s Seán don’t forget the fada
Paradox alert
Tree Sapp you seem like a fun person
@@Skywalker-yx6ej well done for passing the sarcasm test
Life : "This is a lemon"
Cave Johnson : "Dear God..."
Life : "There's more-"
Cave Johnson : *"NO !"*
"What if I don't have tumors?"
Well, if you sat on one of the folding chairs in the lobby and weren't wearing lead underpants...
We took care of that”
Announcer: Warning! Core overheating. Nuclear meltdown imminent.
Wheatley: *_S H U T U P_*
Zambezi River
XD
he is smart
@Susanah Gibson 35:44
RubenSim: Guys. I just took a look at the reactor. We're fine.
The greatest thing about this is that the facility was just fine without glados at all but suddenly when wheatley is in control, the entire place goes into panic.
Well if you think about it, was the facility fine without GlaDos? The beginning is basically the whole place blowing up.
The facility was overgrown with plants, broken down and in disarray. Wheatley was getting stationed from place to place most likely because he can't do anything right, and the day he gets put in charge of the cryogenic storage facility where the human test subjects are in stasis, there's a meltdown that turns everyone to vegetables, and you're the only survivor.
So... was it really fine without GlaDos? XD
@@rosebrigade Glados was dead in the beginning. How could she managed to run the place?
@@deathboi4269 I'm pretty sure that is what @Rose Brigade was saying to @Tacocat King and giving examples.
@@deathboi4269 No thats what I'm actually referring to. Because she was killed in the first game, years that have gone by have not been kind to the facility, its been running on its own, but poorly and running down quickly. Putting Wheatley in charge only sped up the process of the destruction. But I was referring to the reason it was bad was BECAUSE she was dead.
Also talking about those portal storms and them waves of force coming from them ...causing possible damage to the facility
Wheatly getting so very pleased when the tests complete is the most sexual thing I've heard from a robot.
W h a t that is C U R S E D
Please do not make the newcomers touch "that" side of the fandon
@@coochiecrumbs3526 Too late, mate. 6 months too late-
*w h a t*
Don’t tell me there’s a “that” side in this fandom?
"When life gives you lemons, don't make lemonade. Make life take the lemons back! Get mad! I don't want your damn lemons! What am I supposed to do with these?! Demand to see life's manager! Make life rue the day it thought it could give Cave Johnson lemons! Do you know who I am?! I'm the man who's going to burn your house down, with the lemons!"
I’m going to get my engineers to invent a combustible lemon that burns your house down!
Batman cave Johnson confirmed. #2020 goals.
...
Best Quote Of this Game!!!
"A guy called Ratman."
You say that as if you don't know who he is.
As if, you weren't gushing about him in Portal 1.
Keep in mind that Seàn has a wandering memory so he'll easily forget that lol
Brendan Risney I think he genuinely doesn't know. He even thinks that Rattman was one of the game developers.
@@F1rstNameLastName Probably, yeah
Excuse me, his name was Beans.
America in one sentence:
"ILL GET MY ENGINEERS TO INVENT A COMBUSTIBLE LEMON THAT BURNS YOUR HOUSE DOWN!"
What if mann co. made an alliance with Aperture Science? ENGINEER WOULD BE PERFECT FOR "MANN"UFACTURE
@@nyxpython3232 F YEA!
Wooo right
get on Ireland's level bruh we have a failed space organisation smh 😂 god I love my country
Oooh, I like this guy. BURN HIS HOUSE DOWN!
Portal 3 needs a “Sean Core” where the core eye is a green eyeball and you know the rest
YESSSS
Maybe he'll be a septicore in a sewage disposal facility, yelling with Irish intensity
I mean, i don't really think he's had enough impact on the portal community for valve to do that. If valve is gonna have cameo's, then they'll probably have someone important to the community, perhaps a WR speedrunner, or something of the sort, not a random youtuber.
Yess
valve is amazing at adding nice little details to their game, for instance you might've noticed that when glados said the paradox line all the frankenstein turret-cubes died, their circuits were fried, but it had no effect on wheatley. even those monstrous abominations are smarter than wheatley
“When life gives you lemons, don’t make lemonade. Make life take the lemons back! Get mad! I don’t want your damn lemons, what am I supposed to do with these? Demand to see life’s manager! Make life rue the day it thought it could give Cave Johnson lemons! Do you know who I am? I’m the man who’s gonna burn your house down! With the lemons! I’m gonna get my engineers to invent a combustible lemon that burns your house down!”
- Cave Johnson
cave johnson is a karen
'Yeah!'
@@hexa1942 found the next house to burn down with lemons
I take great offense to that.
Yeah
"A guy called ratman, I think he worked on the game"
Ratman was one of the scientists from when glados was made
Also the reason why chell is testing
34:27 Holy shit GLaDOS saying the paradox and then quietly reassuring herself is the funniest line and I cannot get over it KSJDFLJASLKDFJ
Jack: gets scared of breaking his legs from every fall
Long-Fall Boots: Am I a joke to you?
Feather falling IIIIIIIIIIIVVVVVVV
Austin made him scared with that video. Scarring
Height are spoopy
His glankles though
Th long fall boots actually but all the pain that should be in her legs in her spine
Jack: "well now i feel bad i just committed murder"
*proceeds to do it again*
@Kyra Ellis huh?
@Kyra Ellis i dont what ur on about😂
@Kyra Ellis r/ihadastroke
Kyra Ellis r/youngpeopleyoutube
@Kyra Ellis That's cringe bro
15:17 Just to see the lemons part again
Thank you
Thanks
Just one more time 15:17
l e m o n s
*"DO YOU KNOW WHO I AM?!"*
19:47 "If my brain could think, I'd be unstoppable." - Jacksepticeye
“Well now I feel bad, now I just committed murder.”
Me: Looks back at Jack’s Gorn series
i read that as g o m and not g o r n
Me: Looks back at Jack’s Hitman series.
Infection Tag fair enough 😂
And he does it only a few seconds later
he murdered his lamp playing that too
Me: Gives cave a lemon for no particular reason
Cave: Put that thing back where it came from or so help me
Monsters inc🤣
bumbumbumbum
34:46 I love the small detail from Valve that even the circuits of the cubes got fried hearing the paradox.
When you're so stupid that paradoxes can't affect you.
Wheatley: "*Yeah. This is brain big time.*"
What I like about the interaction between GlaDOS and Wheatley, is that she doesn't realize that he never had the function of solving things. She thinks about paradoxes from the PoV of a problem solver, but his function was to disrupt logical thinking. He was meant to be the exact opposite of GlaDOS. He doesn't have a problem with paradoxes, because he doesn't feel the need to solve them. He just wings it with an answer.
34:53 the frankenturrets started malfunctioning because of the paradox, meaning those boxes are smarter than Wheatley.
15:19 this is probably my favorite character dialogue ever
*I WILL BURN DOWN YOUR HOUSE WITH COMBUSTIBLE LEMONS*
When life gives you lemons, say *I DON’T WANT YOUT DAMN LEMONS! I’M GONNA BURN YOUR HOUSE DOWN, WITH COMBUSTIBLE LEMONS!*
my favorite part abt the wheatley puzzles is how mad he gets when you smash his big screens
“*this was a triumph*”
“*I’m making a note here*”
“*huge success*”
“*It’s hard to overstate my satisfaction*”
“*Aperture Science*”
“*We do what we must, because we can*”
"*For the good of all of us*"
"*Except for the ones that are dead*"
"*But there's no sense crying over every mistake*"
"*you just keep on trying till you run out of cake*"
And the science gets done and you make a neat gun for the people who are *still alive*
I'm not even angry
I'm being so sincere right now
Even though you broke my heart,
And killed me
jack:”i don’t wanna break my legs ahhh”
jack: is also wearing boots that prevent him from breaking his legs
“A boy can dream, but a boy can also be disappointed.”
-Jacksepticeye, 2020
I FOUND MY SENIOR QUOTE, GUYS!
31:10 Everything is on springs most likely to counter earth quakes. This is used in nuclear bunkers like in the Cheyenne Mountain Complex
No
Yes
Maybe
Definitely
But when there are earthquakes springs are bad?? My Mum is an architect and we're from New Zealand a Very earthquake prone country. There is a lot of regulations and stuff when you are building but the main one is that you dig your foundations wayyyyyyyy into the ground. The house moves with the earth and it doesn't collapse. Think about it if you could either be in a car that's wheels were stuck to the ground or would you rather be stuck in the ground. It's sooooooo much safer to not have suspension.
FACT:
Portal-able surfaces are made of solidified white gel! It is also solidified under a strong UV light, before cut into a tile shape and attached to robotic panels. That is also how the walls of test chambers are made.
"Ratman worked on the game or something"
well I mean, from a lore standpoint he technically isn't wrong
31:09 I LOVE that scene, where you finally leave the "old Aperture" down below, and just before you enter "new Aperture," you see the vast space between them.
Each is their own world almost, but beyond them stretch worlds unknown. And wondering what might be brings to mind worlds that exist in memory, of what was and how we used to wonder back then what might be.
Wow that was odly poetic, good job!
Jack: doesn’t look at implosion
Comments: my disappointment is immeasurable and my day is ruined.
Im confused what you mean by implosion can you explain plz:)
@@ryanlruiz the last video had a sign in it saying to look at the implosion in case there was one. Jack made a joke about it.
@@thomasmeredith9842 ohhhhhh thank you thank you I got it now
GLaDos: "Burning people! He says what we we're all thinking!"
Me: I have portal 1 flashback for some reason about cake
"Robots aren't better than me" he says. "Can robots do this?" *Sings. Me" Have you seen the end of this game?
Joshua Batz Me: *Raises eybrows in Detroit Become Human when he says that*
True
*cara mia intensifies*
Ye there is a vst plugin called delay lama that LITERALLY does what jack did lmao
do robots have dicks?
The inner mathematician in me loves the last paradox that was stated: Does a set of all sets contain itself? For those of you who are interested, look up Russell's paradox in set theory. The field had to dramatically change how it defined math as since everything can be written in terms of sets just to avoid this paradox
The Cave Johnson "Lemons" speech was my alarm sound for a full year. Currently its the Link to The Past Hyrule Castle theme.
TELL ME HOW TO GET IT ON MY IPHONE NOW
@@Handicaptain I used zedge, but I'm not sure if thats even a thing anymore honestly. And I have android so idk if zedge even works on ios.
Change it back or I’ll cry
@@missbizy zedge is still a thing, don't know if it's on ios tho
@@missbizy qh zedge have not heard that name in YEARS
35:13 I like that the paradox fries the brains of all the walking boxes in the room
Jack: “This guy called RatMan, I think he worked on the game”
Me: *insert Blinking White Guy meme*
👍
Jack-a-boy did a big brain 🧠🤍
*That all checks out.*
Rattman worked at aperture, he was one of the few scientists to survive the neurotoxin, and he was the person that moved Chell to the top of the list.
Me exactly when he said that oh lord
The “please look at implosion” sign was put there specifically because they wanted people to look at the animation they worked so hard on. Lol
underrated
Mood
Know your Paradoxes!
“This Statement is False!”
“New Mission Refuse this Mission!”
“Does a Set of all Sets contain itself!”
That could work...I might have to try it on Siri or Cortana!
Gold Wolf, I don’t think they are smart enough to understand that. Lol
Norah Earleywine oh well...it was worth a try.
Gold Wolf, yea I guess they are just as dumb and weatly or how ever you spell his name
Not quite a paradox, but if you put the German text of the World's Funniest Joke from Monty Python's Flying Circus into Google Translate, it spits out [FATAL ERROR]
Patrick O'Grady siri an cortana are too dumb they are not "thinking" AI they are just programmed to answer predefined sentences... It could have been a cool easter egg tho
I like how the first thing GLaDOS thinks of when she recognises the name Caroline is if she killed her or not
Glados: Paradoxes!
Wheatley: Paradoxes are NOT A VIBE.
Turret: Not a vibe.
Frankenturret: **gags**
Defective turret: NOT A VIBE!!!
Chell: ...
NOT A VIBE
NOT A VIBE
YOU HAVE BROUGHT HATEARATION AND HORRORATION INTO THIS DANCERY
Cave: You have brought hateration and holleration into this dancery!
Caroline: NOT A VIBE!
Rattman: *screams*
NOT A VIBE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
7:46 "can robots do thi--"
Internet cuts out and he freezes for 3 minutes. I laughed my ass off 😄
You can break Wheatley’s monitors by crashing into them, you should try it and see what happens :D
"If I go there, it goes there, but I have more MASS and more acceleration than this thing did."
Jack just called Chell fat.
"What does the white one do? Stain everything."
*c o m e d y*
K o m e d y
K o m e d i
*K o m i d e*
*K*A*M*O*D*I*
Comedis
Jack: "My name's not even Jack."
AI: "PARADOX DETECTED" *fzzzzt*
Jack: "Now I feel bad, I just commited murder!"
Also Jack: *Does it again*
I really like how the turret cubes seemed to shut down after hearing the paradox, yet Wheatley doesn't react. just a sneaky little hint that the turret cubes are more intelligent than Wheatley because they were able to understand the paradox and therefore were affected by it even when he wasn't. Little subtle things like this are what makes this game so great
Cave: “We’re pulling out tumors, you should be paying us.”
Jack: That’s a good deal.
Me (remembering last episode): But didn’t they put the tumors there is the first place.
those were seperate tests, there was even a congratulations for the "heroes" that participated, also earlier Cave referred to the new test subjects as homeless bums
Stonks.
@@rattt5734 i believe if you put tumors in heroes you may as well do so in beggars right?
@@YawgmothWasRight they were't putting lead into the beggars, the only chance they would have tumors is if they were natural, or they forgot to take the lead out of the chairs
@@rattt5734 you forget to take lead off chairs more often than you'd think
If VALVE ever makes a PORTAL 3, Jack needs to be a voice for a new Core. VALVE, LET THIS BE A THING PLEASE!
AmbrociousXP, The Core Jack Would Voice Should Be Wheatley’s Little Brother!
potato core
They would...
But Gaben can't count to three
Valve can't count to three, unfortunately...
AmbrociousXP.... VALVE NEEDS A PORTAL 3 YASS
He needs to voice a very loud core!
Nobody:
Potato GLaDO: BIRD BIRD BIRD BIRD K I L L IT... ITS E V I L
As far as I know in this form she is called PotatOS.
Screw birds, a seagull stole my ham sandwich
OMG i heard that sentence so many times
Shes a maoist
I know for a fact that there was at least one other person who stood up and screamed the combustible lemon line in Cave's voice
31:35 I actually believe a sequel could happen, and that there is an aperture lab on the....
MOON.
Think about it, they realized moon rocks make good portal conductors in old aperture and I doubt chell would have been the first to think to target the moon.
All they would need is a properly sealed room *set to have spacelike properties*, have an portal grid inside activated with a button, use an automated gun hit the moon.
Then construction could begin.
As well as the possibility that Cave did become an AI and is operating the lunar base, but since glados took over no subjects were ever sent there. Leading him to go crazy, possibly even with a glitchy model of core. *Like a core made during old aperture time*.
That would be savage and it would be cool if they actually got JK to voice act for Cave again but the question is what would be the story.
Put a spoiler warning at the beginning for those who haven't played this game. Please.
@@Anklejbiter Its literally a decade old my guy
I tried to portal to the moon in Minecraft. Didn’t go so well.
There is technically a prequal to the portal series but I don't think many people know of it
"Portal 3 in VR would destroy your brain"
Me: Challenge accepted
i would definitely need a rifle gun controller for it
@@KinshinReaper
Hell, I'd need a separate brain for that
Blade Corps Live can’t destroy what you don’t have
I'd rather have Portal 3 on where the first 2 were thank ya very much.
Sao be like:
"i like seeing the stuff"
me: *goes through the hundreds of easter eggs he missed in his playthrough*
is anyone gonna notice that the walking cubes look adorable when they are held or is it just me?
"I’ve been thinking. When life gives you lemons? Don’t make lemonade. Make life take the lemons back! Get mad! I don’t want your damn lemons! What am I supposed to do with these? Demand to see life’s manager! Make life rue the day it thought is could give me lemons! Do you know who I am? I’m the man who’s going to burn your house down! With the lemons! I’m going to get my engineers to invent a combustible lemon that burns your house down!"
Combustible lemon= lemon grenades!
Who else played the cave johnsons voice in their head
LEMONADES
The Star Wars Fangirl 77 “Burning people! He says what we’re all thinking”!
No, when life gives you lemons you make orange juice because at aperture science anything is possible
Ah, the "combustible lemons" speech. One of the single most beautiful moments in gaming history...
Don't forget to break Wheatley's screens by running into them. His reactions to it are pretty funny.
15:15 is definitely the best monologue ever in this whole game
Cave Johnson: Deathly ill.
Jack: *THUD* LAUGH
Me: He did it! He did the thing!
**Jack playing a game that has a huge story and connection**
Also Jack: THE LIGHT IS AWESOME
"It's just so live with color"
Gel: **Is white**
But doesn't white contain the 7 colours ?
@@beansoup_youtube *YES*
I misread gel as Chell 😂
@@peacepadvalley9840 R/technicallythetruth
Every teenager with a penis knows that.....
"Wheatus the fetus, about to be defeatus"
Had me dying 💀😂