GLaDOS KEEPS CALLING ME FAT | Portal 2 - Part 2

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  • Wheatley and Jack on a grand old adventure through aperture science as GLADoS keeps insulting me and calling me fat.
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  • @jacksepticeye
    @jacksepticeye  4 ปีที่แล้ว +7516

    "Look at implosion"
    OK I LOOK AT WALL NOW

    • @sabiyanaxel9861
      @sabiyanaxel9861 4 ปีที่แล้ว +38

      What?

    • @matteowurst
      @matteowurst 4 ปีที่แล้ว +29

      .

    • @RllyNotSyco
      @RllyNotSyco 4 ปีที่แล้ว +30

      umm....... ok sean

    • @snakebaked7999
      @snakebaked7999 4 ปีที่แล้ว +56

      If Sean does, what would his neighbour think of his screaming obsession?

    • @ben-pq3ho
      @ben-pq3ho 4 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      Sean calm down on the jack daniels okay?

  • @Fun_Syz
    @Fun_Syz 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4692

    “In case of implosion, look directly at implosion.”
    The reason the devs put that there is because they worked hard on the implosion’s design, and people were facing the other way not looking at it

    • @ryancarrell3186
      @ryancarrell3186 4 ปีที่แล้ว +442

      and he didnt even fucking look at it. ffs.

    • @ewanfarley
      @ewanfarley 4 ปีที่แล้ว +63

      Ryan Carrell bruh that’s sick

    • @dodiswatchbobobo
      @dodiswatchbobobo 4 ปีที่แล้ว +326

      If there’s something really obvious for Jack to notice, you can guarantee he’ll miss it, either because he’s too busy making a joke about it, or admiring something less interesting that also exists in the environment.

    • @blixtozzy
      @blixtozzy 4 ปีที่แล้ว +294

      @@dodiswatchbobobo like at 35:47 when he misses a fantastic piece of storytelling being that the potato exhibit is made by Chell, the protagonist.

    • @dodiswatchbobobo
      @dodiswatchbobobo 4 ปีที่แล้ว +91

      blixtozzy exactly my dear Watson. That’s a perfect example. Or when he walks past the turret assembly into the tube room and starts gushing about the environmental details.

  • @PinTal_
    @PinTal_ 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2920

    Jack: "I love the crumpling and the massive scale of the destruction"
    *neurotoxin generator implodes*
    Jack: *looks at wall*

    • @SapphireDragon357
      @SapphireDragon357 4 ปีที่แล้ว +238

      More specifically, looks at a sign telling him to look at the scene, that was placed there because the devs made this cool implosion scene and nobody ever looked at it.

    • @vincentvanbro9935
      @vincentvanbro9935 4 ปีที่แล้ว +68

      Also Jack: *looks at sign specifically telling him to look at implosion*

    • @pewdsthrowaway1303
      @pewdsthrowaway1303 4 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      Hello Internet you’re so funny

    • @wardedthorn6523
      @wardedthorn6523 4 ปีที่แล้ว +73

      @@hellointernet4467 What? It's true. The devs noticed that testers kept not looking at the implosion they spent days animating, so they added a sign that told them to do it.
      And Jack...read the sign instead of following its directions. Lol.

    • @funguy9177
      @funguy9177 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Time?

  • @cooldude56g
    @cooldude56g 4 ปีที่แล้ว +936

    For those curious, Wheatleys brief moment of Spanish translates to:
    _"You are using the translation software incorrectly. Please, consult the manual."_

    • @amasirat
      @amasirat 4 ปีที่แล้ว +50

      I forgot I loved this game so much

    • @shadeeckenrode1835
      @shadeeckenrode1835 4 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      this made my day so much better

    • @Probuscus-519
      @Probuscus-519 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      I knew it was something like that, but I couldn't remember what

    • @ghastdude589
      @ghastdude589 4 ปีที่แล้ว +57

      Fun fact: In the Spanish version of the game, Wheatley drops that line in English.

    • @kinoko87_b
      @kinoko87_b 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@ghastdude589 Woah

  • @sneakysnek572
    @sneakysnek572 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1502

    “All you’ve done is BOSS ME AROUND!” Wheatley, all Chell’s done this WHOLE TIME is do what YOU told her to do.

    • @Cake92077
      @Cake92077 3 ปีที่แล้ว +85

      Well what Wheatley said is the opposite of what actually happens

    • @ahmed4363
      @ahmed4363 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      I mean, he is a moron.

    • @EtherealWonders1216
      @EtherealWonders1216 2 ปีที่แล้ว +34

      Yes... That's the point

  • @chickngamer45
    @chickngamer45 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2267

    Wheatley: “The place is overrun with potatoes!”
    Sean: **happy Irish noises**

    • @Hellogoodbye15869
      @Hellogoodbye15869 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      me:*weird happy noises*

    • @aggable
      @aggable 4 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Hello Internet
      calm down bruther

    • @erickstrainworld5488
      @erickstrainworld5488 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      he dident notice that that potato was chells

    • @natahndolar2142
      @natahndolar2142 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Hello Internet jeez calm down. You don’t need to flip out for absolutely no reason whatsoever.

    • @chickngamer45
      @chickngamer45 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Colin Martin thank u

  • @seanmdjr6960
    @seanmdjr6960 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2685

    Sean: *looks at all names on the projects*
    Also Sean: *skips the only one that says Chell on it*

    • @brianjodwischat8759
      @brianjodwischat8759 4 ปีที่แล้ว +244

      “Ah, GLaDOS you’re the closest thing I have to a mother.” Kind of ironic wouldn’t you think?

    • @cheesethekoala8756
      @cheesethekoala8756 4 ปีที่แล้ว +48

      Which one was Chell’s??

    • @Ghostlyglimmers
      @Ghostlyglimmers 4 ปีที่แล้ว +212

      @@cheesethekoala8756 the Potato that had grown into a huge plant at the end

    • @Densh_
      @Densh_ 4 ปีที่แล้ว +78

      I was so waiting for him to find it

    • @94oddy
      @94oddy 4 ปีที่แล้ว +37

      @@brianjodwischat8759 That wasnt a coincident he knew their relation remember he said he knew the story

  • @genuineinterest
    @genuineinterest 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1042

    The fact that he fell for it when GLaDOS baited him into the neurotoxin because he wasn't paying attention to the fact that it's GLaDOS telling him not to escape....... iconic

    • @lolgameking4784
      @lolgameking4784 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      69th
      lmao

    • @lolgameking4784
      @lolgameking4784 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      i keeo reloading and you keep getting likes lol

    • @raphaelsanchez7386
      @raphaelsanchez7386 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      This isn’t a blind playthrough. He knew what would happen.

    • @MsLilly200
      @MsLilly200 4 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      @@raphaelsanchez7386 It's been a while though, he might not have remembered.

    • @meganlovell5367
      @meganlovell5367 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@MsLilly200 I didn't remember on my second play-through and that was only a few months after the first time. Now I have the levels memorized

  • @tsarfox3462
    @tsarfox3462 2 ปีที่แล้ว +714

    I love the running neurotoxin joke. Just the fact that they gave the AI running the place a system to flood the place with neurotoxin to begin with. Then after she used it, instead of just getting rid of the neurotoxin production, they installed a morality core to stop her from using it again.

    • @eljugasodemanzana8390
      @eljugasodemanzana8390 2 ปีที่แล้ว +35

      1000000 iq

    • @tsarfox3462
      @tsarfox3462 2 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      @lifeiscats1337 Right? So many questions.

    • @bobberman4641
      @bobberman4641 2 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      To be fair, I’m pretty sure that removing the room would cost a lot of money that the company doesn’t have

    • @tsarfox3462
      @tsarfox3462 2 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      @lifeiscats1337 I mean, I'd say there's a reason they keep losing to Black Mesa but, Black Mesa basically ruined the entire world.

    • @JUSTICE971
      @JUSTICE971 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      ​@@tsarfox3462 science stuff

  • @Roguekriger
    @Roguekriger 4 ปีที่แล้ว +942

    Fun fact, not only was the "In case of implosion, look directly at implosion" a clever twist on "look away from explosions", it was also put there because Valve animators worked extremely hard on the implosion effect that they didn't want players to just do the objective and bounce

    • @amasirat
      @amasirat 4 ปีที่แล้ว +145

      And he did the very thing the animators didn't want him to do. Amazing

    • @IcespherePlaysGames
      @IcespherePlaysGames 4 ปีที่แล้ว +33

      He's a numpty, but he's our numpty

    • @cawareyoudoin7379
      @cawareyoudoin7379 4 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      And it works well with Aperture's weird science.

    • @trashkid2289
      @trashkid2289 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Roguekriger lol ik how that feel

    • @masterseanwit3594
      @masterseanwit3594 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      He didn't exactly bounce though, he just got distracted by the such detailed *wall*

  • @chaoticcar6231
    @chaoticcar6231 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1419

    Wheatly: "All you've done is bossed me around"
    Character: *Jump jump *

    • @DangerZone200
      @DangerZone200 4 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      yeah his an idiot XD

    • @ThatGuy-wm5ks
      @ThatGuy-wm5ks 4 ปีที่แล้ว +33

      Wheatley: "All you'be done is bosses me around!" Me: You were the chosen one!

    • @ThatGuy-wm5ks
      @ThatGuy-wm5ks 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      *bossed

    • @MacIsLosingHisMind
      @MacIsLosingHisMind 4 ปีที่แล้ว +35

      Let's not forget the unforgivable act Wheatley committed when he told us to say apple

    • @cardmusician5355
      @cardmusician5355 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      @@DangerZone200 Not just any moron, he was DESIGNED to be a moron

  • @Gia1911Logous
    @Gia1911Logous 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2630

    "You're not just a regular moron. You were DESIGNED to be a moron." Is now my favourite quote

    • @christophenys-demeulemeest3594
      @christophenys-demeulemeest3594 4 ปีที่แล้ว +53

      its a quote that can be applied to a LOT of people

    • @PabTSM-OfficialChannel
      @PabTSM-OfficialChannel 4 ปีที่แล้ว +79

      I AM NOT A MORON!
      COULD A MORON PUNCH!
      YOU!
      INTO!
      THIS!
      PIT!
      HUH? COULD A MORON DO THAT?
      Uh oh.

    • @timmyg8888
      @timmyg8888 3 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      I yelled that same line when I yeeted him into the endless void of space

    • @prince_damien_of_darkness
      @prince_damien_of_darkness 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      That and "I'm sorry that you are depriving a village of their IDIOT!" are my favorite insults

    • @pillowmoment
      @pillowmoment 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Also lowkey love how she just called him a metal ball
      No reason. But i am using that now.
      Most of the “insults” used in the game are amazing and none of my friends know where they’re from so i can just use the quotes freely

  • @collinliles1928
    @collinliles1928 4 ปีที่แล้ว +362

    "You can't make an omelet without shooting a few eggs"
    Ah yes, the American omelet with extra bullets for flavor.

    • @mrnobody8316
      @mrnobody8316 2 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      The bullets really enhance the experience

    • @dawshonaragma8263
      @dawshonaragma8263 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      The lead poisoning builds character

    • @lukeroberson2115
      @lukeroberson2115 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Reminds me of that guy from Assassination Classroom who eats with his gun as a utensil.

  • @isaacgates8706
    @isaacgates8706 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4210

    Fun fact: when Wheatley speaks Spanish it literally translates to: "You are using this translation software incorrectly. Please consult the manual."

  • @LegoEngineer003
    @LegoEngineer003 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3220

    “The answer is beneath us”
    “Her name is Caroline”
    Defective turret explains storyline of Portal 2

    • @ember-brandt
      @ember-brandt 4 ปีที่แล้ว +221

      @@marshymoo_ ​(Ending spoilers below, in case someone hasn't finished the game yet)
      It was made pretty clear though by GLaDOS saying, _"Yes sir, Mr. Johnson"_ - and also, don't forget that GLaDOS acknowledged at the very end that Caroline lived in her brain and then "deleted" her (which I don't believe that GLaDOS really did because of the line _"Now little Caroline is in here, too"_ in _'Want You Gone')._
      So, yeah, anyone who claims that Caroline wasn't uploaded into GLaDOS was obviously not paying attention, lol.

    • @annafowdy
      @annafowdy 4 ปีที่แล้ว +143

      @@marshymoo_ And there was the, “Hell, put her in my computer. I don't care."

    • @fletch2540
      @fletch2540 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Thanks for spoiling the game jerk

    • @LegoEngineer003
      @LegoEngineer003 4 ปีที่แล้ว +94

      @@fletch2540 It’s been out for 9 years, and I didn’t even give context to the quotes

    • @brodytraylor65
      @brodytraylor65 4 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      It’s oracle turret

  • @torikenyon
    @torikenyon 4 ปีที่แล้ว +445

    “In case of implosion, look directly at implosion” *looks directly away from implosion*

    • @aceofdiamonds2218
      @aceofdiamonds2218 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      *_You Monster!_*

    • @voidify3
      @voidify3 4 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      Fun fact from a video about the making of portal 2: they added that sign because a lot of effort was put into the implosion cutscene, but playtesters didn’t look at it

    • @voidify3
      @voidify3 4 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      And then the developers were like "well a sign that says look directly at implosion would be INCREDIBLY on brand for aperture, so we might as well just add one"

    • @maximus.accordion6949
      @maximus.accordion6949 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      I don’t like this episode he missed out out on a bunch of Cool stuff and Easter eggs 5/10 vid

  • @spaghettilol9973
    @spaghettilol9973 4 ปีที่แล้ว +704

    46:40 Probably one of my favorite lines in the game:
    *“Well how about now? NOW WHO’S A MORON? COULD A MORON, PUNCH! YOU! INTO! THIS! PIT? Huh? Could a moron do THAT?”*

    • @Aymelia-colon3
      @Aymelia-colon3 3 ปีที่แล้ว +72

      "Uh Oh"

    • @GWYT2003
      @GWYT2003 3 ปีที่แล้ว +75

      That entire scene is genius. Not to mention that it’s under scores by one of the arguably best songs in the game

    • @dollycheesecakes3658
      @dollycheesecakes3658 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@GWYT2003 true

    • @pillowmoment
      @pillowmoment 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      I’m gonna make that my voicemail no joke
      (Gonna record it while it’s happening)

    • @dragon_heart_born98
      @dragon_heart_born98 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      That and "If the laws of physics no longer apply in the future, God help you."

  • @thekilingjokee
    @thekilingjokee 4 ปีที่แล้ว +439

    Wheatley: how stupid does he think we are ?
    Jack 5 second ago: OOO SHINY

    • @legomeaker101potato
      @legomeaker101potato 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      the power of je-shawning things up

    • @alexanderchailante4843
      @alexanderchailante4843 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Jeseaning

    • @legomeaker101potato
      @legomeaker101potato 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Alexander Chailante don’t be silly, sean is a smart irish boy that does youtube videos, shawn is an idiot irish boy that doesn’t even know what he is doing half the time.

  • @taizomichael7294
    @taizomichael7294 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2887

    GLaDOS: *directly insults jack*
    Jack: "Hahahahahaha you're so funny"
    GLaDOS: *hums*
    Jack: "tHaT'S cReEpY"

    • @NopeJustPatrick
      @NopeJustPatrick 4 ปีที่แล้ว +118

      To be fair, snark and insults are the norm for GLaDOS. Humming IS the creepier thing for her to do.

    • @anthony-mt9wt
      @anthony-mt9wt 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Patrick ain’t it Wheatley that calls him fat not glados

    • @NopeJustPatrick
      @NopeJustPatrick 4 ปีที่แล้ว +35

      @@anthony-mt9wt Wheatly is imitating GLaDOS, albeit poorly.

    • @anthony-mt9wt
      @anthony-mt9wt 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Patrick oh ok, I beat the game tho now I gatta beat it in split screen

    • @eclipsewaves
      @eclipsewaves 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Your pfp matched your comment.

  • @ScarfeeEdits
    @ScarfeeEdits 4 ปีที่แล้ว +464

    environmental storytelling jack has missed:
    1. Singing turrets in the level where one turret was behind a metal grate near the floor at the very beginning of the level
    2. The rat man mug room in the "Nobel prize winner" level where you can hear rat mans lagged voice recording if you get close to a wall
    3. the "by Chell" on the potato battery project that grew into the ceiling and all across the facility... which means Chell actually IS related to an employee at Aperture.
    4. The turret that told him "her name is Caroline" had a few other voice lines that would link a lot to later info in the game

    • @peeblekitty5780
      @peeblekitty5780 4 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      Can you link a video or something of that second one? I hadn't heard of this one and it sounds super interesting 👀

    • @atomsorcerer8356
      @atomsorcerer8356 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      And let’s not forget every single bit of extra dialogue the characters have.

    • @nicholasvelasco4784
      @nicholasvelasco4784 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Chell which is the main character is the daughter of aperture

    • @Inderastein
      @Inderastein 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @#3 Chell's mother hate her for existing. Glados: let me dial your parents(dials phone with imaginary fingers) We don't love our child. Also i have a theory, cave johnson never talked about Chell only Caroline(mother of Chell/Glados), does he actually also hate Chell? btw you should change "IS related to an employee at aperature" to "IS related to the owner of Aperature"

    • @peeblekitty5780
      @peeblekitty5780 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      @@Inderastein There's nothing really suggesting that either of those two are her parents, just that one of if not both of her parentswere Aperture scientists. And the ridiculous remarks and phone call are just GlaDOS trying to degrade Chell, people.. don't set answering machine messages like that lmao

  • @RadRaptor152
    @RadRaptor152 4 ปีที่แล้ว +294

    i love how glados cares less about being a potato and more about if her slow clap is working

  • @elphilippo642
    @elphilippo642 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4346

    Jack came SO CLOSE to seeing that the overgrown potato was made by Chell. XD Still a great video tho

    • @sammysamantha
      @sammysamantha 4 ปีที่แล้ว +244

      El Philippo And skipping all the Rattman caves....

    • @suttondae
      @suttondae 4 ปีที่แล้ว +199

      im glad someone else is upset by that lmao

    • @samurai9764
      @samurai9764 4 ปีที่แล้ว +92

      Hope he sees this and acknowledge it

    • @Gee_hem
      @Gee_hem 4 ปีที่แล้ว +58

      I just remembered that one of those was from chell, then I saw it again and gotten so exited for him.

    • @crossy6098
      @crossy6098 4 ปีที่แล้ว +80

      Yess when he got to that part I was basically screaming READ THE NAME JACK, READ THE FRICKING NAME IT SAYS CHELL! Lol

  • @Xani13
    @Xani13 4 ปีที่แล้ว +755

    What’s funny is that when Wheatley speaks Spanish, he says “You’re using this translation software in an incorrect manner. Please consult the manual!” XD

    •  4 ปีที่แล้ว +66

      In the spanish dub they turn that around. He speaks english and says exactly that.

    • @Xani13
      @Xani13 4 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      Ignacio Cañas That’s awesome! XD

    • @luisgustavodemoisesmoises1240
      @luisgustavodemoisesmoises1240 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      He said 'ah droga' is portugese-brazil

    • @Xani13
      @Xani13 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      EasySneezy 123 Your terminology is incorrect but I understand what you mean.

    • @mojn4249
      @mojn4249 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@Xani13 me on a daily basis

  • @SupernaturalTessa
    @SupernaturalTessa 4 ปีที่แล้ว +328

    "If my brains had brains, I would be dangerous!"
    - Jacksepticeye 4/20

    • @ThatBagelWeirdo
      @ThatBagelWeirdo 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Yeah, when he was saying this there was DEFINITELY a 420.

  • @shinigamimiroku3723
    @shinigamimiroku3723 4 ปีที่แล้ว +125

    Valve: *uses subversive humor to get people to look at their hard work*
    Jack: *is so used to the game's subversive humor to look at their hard work*
    Valve: "Wait, that's illegal!"

  • @darcylahey3178
    @darcylahey3178 4 ปีที่แล้ว +421

    Jack: starts looking at who did each potato project
    also Jack: misses that the massive potato was made by Chell.

    • @lillyuwu4054
      @lillyuwu4054 4 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      10/10 would potato again

    • @CyanSkyAnfall
      @CyanSkyAnfall 4 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      Are you kidding me!? I’ve never noticed that before! And I’ve played this... like a bajillion times!

    • @beccaw747
      @beccaw747 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@CyanSkyAnfall I just noticed this one my last play through the other day! I'm amazed it took me this long lol

    • @Scabrot4022
      @Scabrot4022 4 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      I remembered that one of them had Chells name but I was having trouble remembering which one until I saw the giant potato

    • @jalilnaderi9279
      @jalilnaderi9279 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      i was just going to say something about that, i thought he knew about it since he was looking at everyone else's names, but then he skipped it!

  • @joshuacastillo6003
    @joshuacastillo6003 4 ปีที่แล้ว +623

    "Poor GLaDOS. She's a potato now!"
    I'd say that's an improvement.

    • @maihadner5842
      @maihadner5842 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      i know all story of portal 2 . my brother play it and he make to the and 3 or 4 times.

    • @hellointernet4467
      @hellointernet4467 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      *_NOT._*

    • @scarlett-moriko1543
      @scarlett-moriko1543 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      “Oh hi, how are you holding up? Because I am a P O T A T O”

    • @Drizerus
      @Drizerus 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      POtATOS

    • @festry_
      @festry_ 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@maihadner5842 Your brother is an amateur. I played it about 20 times.

  • @ahadmrauf
    @ahadmrauf 4 ปีที่แล้ว +94

    I love the new turrets, they're so adorable
    Subtitle: "Critical error"
    Actual audio: "I don't hate you"

  • @spaghettibolognese5838
    @spaghettibolognese5838 4 ปีที่แล้ว +877

    Jack: Can we look at the names?
    *Me waiting for him to read Chell's name*
    Jack: *LITERALLY ZOOMS IN ON HER NAME BUT DOESN'T COMMENT*
    Me:

    • @spaceorc1397
      @spaceorc1397 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Which one was Chell's?

    • @jaredvalles7509
      @jaredvalles7509 4 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      @@spaceorc1397 the one with the over grown potato

    • @blixtozzy
      @blixtozzy 4 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      @@spaceorc1397 35:47

    • @maurotehsilva1954
      @maurotehsilva1954 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      YA HAD ONE JOB MA BOI

    • @spaceorc1397
      @spaceorc1397 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Jared Valles ahhh thanks!

  • @meganlovell5367
    @meganlovell5367 4 ปีที่แล้ว +681

    Seán carries a turret that tells him “her name is Caroline”. Seán proceeds to call GLaDOS “mom”. I’m just hoping he connects the dots later in the game to my favorite theory.

    • @ZB-29
      @ZB-29 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Yes I'm hoping as well lol

    • @SevenQs
      @SevenQs 4 ปีที่แล้ว +32

      Megan Lovell
      I mean, he’s played the game before, maybe he’s not spoiling any theories

    • @skylertooley
      @skylertooley 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      oh... shit. no way, i refuse to believe it nope nope noper nope no feels for me thanks

    • @mcgfn
      @mcgfn 4 ปีที่แล้ว +37

      Its not even a theory, its very obvious that Caroline is GLaDOS its literally a main point of the plot.

    • @mig636
      @mig636 4 ปีที่แล้ว +42

      @@mcgfn I think he's talking about the theory that Chell is the child of Cave Johnson and Caroline?
      I just played the game and that sounds like a really cool theory!

  • @shiromori5710
    @shiromori5710 4 ปีที่แล้ว +623

    “He turned her into a potato, funniest sh*t I’ve ever seen”

  • @FleshlyMoth
    @FleshlyMoth 4 ปีที่แล้ว +330

    Glados: "I'll bet you think I forgot about your surprise."
    Jack: "Beans!"
    Glados: "I didn't. In fact, we're heading to your surprise right now."
    Jack: "BEANS!"

  • @Rene-Raymond
    @Rene-Raymond 4 ปีที่แล้ว +395

    Wheatley: ALL YOU DID WAS BOSS ME AROUND!
    Reality: *him panicking and telling Jack where to go cluelessly*

    • @FalseWordz
      @FalseWordz 4 ปีที่แล้ว +34

      IKR! The player can't even speak! There's no way we can boss him around!

    • @poisonedeel
      @poisonedeel 4 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      we bossed him around a ton, remember? we use spacebar to speak!

    • @Marigold11037
      @Marigold11037 4 ปีที่แล้ว +43

      @@poisonedeel plot twist: every time you jump you're actually calling wheatley a bitc-

    • @FalseWordz
      @FalseWordz 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@Marigold11037 hhhhhh YES!

  • @the-thought-machine
    @the-thought-machine 4 ปีที่แล้ว +887

    It’s incredible what you can do with science:
    -mugs
    -unbreakable mugs
    -unbreakable Garfield mugs
    -unbreakable Garfield,”I hate Monday,” mugs

    • @flashstar2975
      @flashstar2975 4 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      technically, if you put them into an aperture science material emancipation grill, it would fizzle away instantly

    • @Chik3nfr3ak
      @Chik3nfr3ak 4 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      Has science gone too far

    • @jamesgilbert9932
      @jamesgilbert9932 4 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      @@flashstar2975 there's no need to put them through an Aperture Science Emancipation Grill; all you need to do is leave me in a room with them and I'd find a way to break them

    • @LocalGoober10
      @LocalGoober10 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Unbreakable Mugs with a picture of a picture of a picture of a picture of a Garfield “I hate monday” mug

    • @funtimefxlet6659
      @funtimefxlet6659 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      *unbreakable grommit mug*

  • @Lee0613
    @Lee0613 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1137

    The most uncomfortable I’ve ever been is when Sean said “oh yes daddy” in that posh british voice

    • @heddja
      @heddja 4 ปีที่แล้ว +29

      Lee lol same but it also kind of reminded me of Fran Bow

    • @sharkyj368
      @sharkyj368 4 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      Thanks I hate it

    • @wormbag80
      @wormbag80 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      OMG same

    • @jj_but_on_youtube
      @jj_but_on_youtube 4 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      Why did I feel like I was watching some sort of step-family pron?

    • @bushveldwizard
      @bushveldwizard 4 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      I know wtf was that about

  • @HSG4meR
    @HSG4meR 2 ปีที่แล้ว +117

    29:18 I thought he remembered how those grills destroy everything that passes through, and he just... just murdered that defective turret

    • @EnclaveSergeantArchDornan
      @EnclaveSergeantArchDornan 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      he did remember, he just didn't know if the turret would be destroyed or not

  • @arceuslegend4605
    @arceuslegend4605 4 ปีที่แล้ว +567

    Fun little fact: According to one of the trailers for this game, Turrets use a spring mechanism to fire the entire bullet, including the casing. These bullets have much less momentum and penetrative power, which explains why Chell can tank them like a boss.
    This game literally provides and explanation for why turrets don't instantly kill you. It's insane how much love went into it.

    • @johnsteel6008
      @johnsteel6008 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Does it explain the muzzel flash and loud noise though?

    • @Traveler_202
      @Traveler_202 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      John Staehle yes.. it’s a gun

    • @johnsteel6008
      @johnsteel6008 4 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      @@Traveler_202 Yes, but if it's a spring mechanism, there should be no muzzle flash or such a loud noise, as there is no primer or gunpowder detonating. Understand what I'm saying?

    • @ember-brandt
      @ember-brandt 4 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      60% more bullet per bullet!

    • @arceuslegend4605
      @arceuslegend4605 4 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      @@johnsteel6008 Probably cosmetic.

  • @WitchofAmethyst
    @WitchofAmethyst 4 ปีที่แล้ว +376

    Wheatley: The whole place is probably overrun with potatoes
    Jack: *heavy breathing*

    • @ember-brandt
      @ember-brandt 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      😂😂😂

    • @rookie2552
      @rookie2552 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Woman returns home to find that her house is over run by mutant potatoes

  • @nolanoutdoors1946
    @nolanoutdoors1946 4 ปีที่แล้ว +85

    The lighting when Wheatley becomes evil is amazing, how the lighting on him goes from a calm blue to a mad red

  • @jasontilford3397
    @jasontilford3397 4 ปีที่แล้ว +142

    The turret that says "aw, crap" slays me. Had to replay that several times!

    • @FellError
      @FellError 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      When does it say it?

    • @shockerhaven07
      @shockerhaven07 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      If you guys like it so much look up something called the defective turret song

    • @spooderman6312
      @spooderman6312 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      30:20

  • @arthurblue2216
    @arthurblue2216 4 ปีที่แล้ว +443

    I was REALLY HOPING HE'D SEE THE NAME "CHELL" ON THE GIANT POTATO PROJECT

    • @orbsorbs8465
      @orbsorbs8465 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      King Arthur samee

    • @MaxSylv
      @MaxSylv 4 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      You're expecting too much from him

    • @dylotron5136
      @dylotron5136 4 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      King Arthur he looked straight at it lmaooo

    • @icarusthefoolish
      @icarusthefoolish 4 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Me to i was pointing and almost yelling at my screen for Jack to check again

    • @thomasplezzz844
      @thomasplezzz844 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Who’s Chell

  • @austinator1387
    @austinator1387 4 ปีที่แล้ว +266

    Jack: “Lighting is my favorite aspect of video games.”
    Sounds: Am I a joke to you?

    • @rpyrat
      @rpyrat 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Footsteps in snow : "..."

    • @Darkmatter2721
      @Darkmatter2721 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Dead meme

    • @motherohmy
      @motherohmy 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@Darkmatter2721 is it though.

    • @jackfitzgerald9619
      @jackfitzgerald9619 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Scale

    • @aurias42
      @aurias42 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Hey not everything can be first place, sometimes you gotta pick one

  • @soonersdrake49
    @soonersdrake49 4 ปีที่แล้ว +324

    Jack: "That's a good turret. That's a good turret."
    Turret: "Ah, I'm one of the bad ones aren't I..."
    The communication and timing tho

    • @wonkywillysayshi
      @wonkywillysayshi 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      nice profile pic

    • @jakehoganOW
      @jakehoganOW 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Those were different turrets.

    • @cowofgod
      @cowofgod 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@jakehoganOW thats the point lmao

    • @mothmando2376
      @mothmando2376 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Lmao it’s the same voice actor for angel dust

  • @gunnar_k01
    @gunnar_k01 4 ปีที่แล้ว +92

    My teacher in my online class said “Are you still here”
    and right after Jack said “I am still here, unfortunately”
    What a vibe

  • @-Miasimon
    @-Miasimon 4 ปีที่แล้ว +162

    Wheatley: How stupid does she think we are?
    Jackaboy, not even a minute ago: *obeys GLaDOS and Inhales the deadly neurotoxin*

    • @alexhodgkinson6718
      @alexhodgkinson6718 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I think you get an achievement for that on the Xbox. It's like when you let wheatley kill you in 'The Part Where He Kills You' you get an achievement for it

  • @lubomirhutan3436
    @lubomirhutan3436 4 ปีที่แล้ว +284

    Jack in the title : GLaDOS keeps calling me fat :(
    Also Jack: Calls everything dumb and stupid
    XD

    • @user-wl5nb4dh5t
      @user-wl5nb4dh5t 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Not funny bitch

    • @ji2707
      @ji2707 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Me to

    • @vigneshmuralidharan
      @vigneshmuralidharan 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@user-wl5nb4dh5t no u

    • @SoldierMan1557
      @SoldierMan1557 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Me too

    • @ominoustoaster
      @ominoustoaster 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      This is the robot equivalent of girls height and muscle shaming vs men fat shaming

  • @aidanhealy2915
    @aidanhealy2915 4 ปีที่แล้ว +189

    "COULD A MORON DO THIS "
    Jack. "HOLD MY BEER"

  • @tapitapi4524
    @tapitapi4524 3 ปีที่แล้ว +84

    Jack: “Can we see the names?”
    Also Jack: *[proceeds to miss Chell’s name in the potato project]*

    • @SailsPlays
      @SailsPlays ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Damn i missed that as well lol

  • @ivancorredera4241
    @ivancorredera4241 4 ปีที่แล้ว +347

    44:37 allow me to translate what he’s said “you are using the translation software incorrectly. Please consult the manual.”

    • @rambletown
      @rambletown 4 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      Lmfaooo this makes it so much better XD

    • @Too1998
      @Too1998 4 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      I believe that if you play the game in Spanish or Portugese (I forgot which language he was speaking here), he actually speaks English at that moment.

    • @SnakeEyesOfficial42
      @SnakeEyesOfficial42 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Thanks so much

    • @droidmotorola3884
      @droidmotorola3884 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@Too1998 spanish

  • @tommyjones7096
    @tommyjones7096 4 ปีที่แล้ว +122

    "How are you holding up?" seems to be the question everyone is asking each other during the pandemic.
    I now want to add, "...because I'm a potato."

  • @atomsorcerer8356
    @atomsorcerer8356 4 ปีที่แล้ว +166

    Jack: “I love the humor in this game, it’s so good!”
    Also Jack: __

    • @kapser2210
      @kapser2210 4 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      I mean, since it's optional it's not certain he even knows it exists

    • @hellointernet4467
      @hellointernet4467 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      *_SHUT THE FUCK UP._*

    • @Marigold11037
      @Marigold11037 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Tbh it gives more reason for his viewers to buy the game and play it for themselves

    • @kapser2210
      @kapser2210 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@hellointernet4467 you good?

    • @audreyward1438
      @audreyward1438 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      It’s Bc he’s smart

  • @aninkytheorist1133
    @aninkytheorist1133 2 ปีที่แล้ว +29

    45:05 HOLY POTATOES Wheatley suddenly got a lot more menacing and sssooooooooooo much more badass!
    LOVING IT

  • @tgb200
    @tgb200 4 ปีที่แล้ว +376

    35:40 Jack!
    You didn't notice " By Chell" on that project.
    Chell is the name of your character in both portal games for anyone who doesn't know

    • @TheNorwegianDudeShow
      @TheNorwegianDudeShow 4 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      Massive Easter egg missed sadface

    • @meowfmeowf
      @meowfmeowf 4 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      yeah its cuz shes carolines daughter and caroline is the consciousness in GLaDOS

    • @Neutronic01
      @Neutronic01 4 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      ilikebeens That’s not confirmed, it’s just a theory

    • @luckoftheirish8708
      @luckoftheirish8708 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Neutronic *A GAME THEORY*

    • @meowfmeowf
      @meowfmeowf 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@Neutronic01 oki lol

  • @glowinglad7405
    @glowinglad7405 4 ปีที่แล้ว +386

    When Jack said, "Now we're both potatoes." I felt that.

    • @---pj1xz
      @---pj1xz 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      I felt both a potat and a moron

    • @ripperspade-3435
      @ripperspade-3435 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @404 potat

  • @TheMegaPrimus
    @TheMegaPrimus 4 ปีที่แล้ว +763

    29:00 I love how this turret just tells you the rest of the game.
    “Get mad!/Don’t make lemonade!” - Cave Johnson’s lines later on
    “Prometheus was punished by the Gods for giving the gift of knowledge to man. He was cast into the bowels of the earth and pecked by birds” - GLaDOS was punished by Wheatley by being shoved into a potato, she was then cast into the bowels of the facility and, pecked by the bird.
    “It won’t be enough.” - the paradox won’t be enough to beat Wheatley
    “The answer is beneath us” - Chell and GLaDOS find their answers in the lower levels of the facility.
    “Her name is Caroline.” - GLaDOS’ human identity.

    • @insertnamehere5193
      @insertnamehere5193 4 ปีที่แล้ว +44

      Little did Jack know GLaDOS may very well actually be his mother.

    • @snowymass854
      @snowymass854 4 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      I interpreted "It won't be enough" as Wheatley's plan won't be enough for you to escape the facility.

    • @insertnamehere5193
      @insertnamehere5193 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@snowymass854 It predicts the big twist and the events after, not the escape.

    • @krill8215
      @krill8215 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Damnnn this is so cool, years ago i just like playing this game but i have no idea that this game has amazing story and lore like this.

    • @miles.bennett_dyson
      @miles.bennett_dyson 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      TheMegaPrimus, I knew everyone of those except the “it won’t be enough” so that is pretty cool, Thanks!

  • @khongor8
    @khongor8 3 ปีที่แล้ว +50

    Weatly: turns evil
    Jack: pretending to be shocked

  • @npc_pigeon
    @npc_pigeon 4 ปีที่แล้ว +396

    jack: goes on about how he loves seeing behind the scene stuff and world building
    also jack: completely ignores both the turret manufacturing area and the implosion

  • @scoobysnacks1342
    @scoobysnacks1342 4 ปีที่แล้ว +443

    sign: "in case of implosion look directly at implosion"
    sean: *proceeds not to look at intricately animated implosion*

    • @K-o-R
      @K-o-R 4 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      What IS it with Let's Players and completely ignoring all the actually impressive stuff?

    • @mrsamiracle9317
      @mrsamiracle9317 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Well Sean did say that let's player don't have the attention span to recognize everything, so they look at comments to see what they left behind

    • @tommy8982
      @tommy8982 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      That sign was actually put in the game because game testers did exactly what sean did and the developers had put so much time into it.

  • @afterartist158
    @afterartist158 4 ปีที่แล้ว +222

    GLaDOS: ‘it’s an easier way out’
    Wheatley: ‘how stupid does she think we a-‘
    Jack: ‘SHINY-‘

    • @blueheartsoul1654
      @blueheartsoul1654 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Jack and I have a similar problem with shiny things.

  • @daltondimmick5334
    @daltondimmick5334 4 ปีที่แล้ว +56

    Jack: "Every time lighting stuff happens in games, I just gush over it."
    Jack playing Spiderman: Miles Morales: mmmMm refelcshins

  • @dinkthegreatest
    @dinkthegreatest 4 ปีที่แล้ว +308

    33:09 Subtitles
    Defective Turret 1: Alright, Your funeral, pal.
    Defective Turret 2: Really? Alright.

    • @gdbros_35
      @gdbros_35 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Stop stealing my profile pic

    • @FishwicksREAL
      @FishwicksREAL 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@gdbros_35 (ー_ー゛) you know that other people saw the image too, right? It ain't yours.

    • @woooshbait1051
      @woooshbait1051 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @CaptainNathan58 Has society not broke your mind, you will not learn about about that.
      On the other side, you’re using it wrong.

    • @waterbottle195
      @waterbottle195 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      one said
      'You can't fire me, I quit!'

    • @MysteryOfTheShockwave
      @MysteryOfTheShockwave 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I'm the second turret.

  • @mavendeo
    @mavendeo 4 ปีที่แล้ว +347

    21:00
    Seán: I saw a shiny…
    Wheatley: "How stupid does she think we are?"
    Damn, dude, you ain't gotta call him out like that.

    • @Miss-Ozzie
      @Miss-Ozzie 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      The name's Wheatley, Sorry just wanted to say that... funny comment though

    • @mavendeo
      @mavendeo 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@Miss-Ozzie Oh, damn. Typo goblins got me. Thanks for pointing it out for me!

    • @Xenolioth
      @Xenolioth 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      35:40 I expected him to see the name Chell

    • @blueninja012
      @blueninja012 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@Xenolioth did you mean to reply to this comment?

    • @mavendeo
      @mavendeo 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@Xenolioth I dunno… seems kinda attention whorish to me.

  • @kylephipps2877
    @kylephipps2877 4 ปีที่แล้ว +235

    Fun fact: when Wheatley says that he's "a bloody genius," the thing he says afterwards translates to "You are using this translation software incorrectly. Please, consult the manual."

  • @vitaemins4527
    @vitaemins4527 2 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    28:01 - “garfield’s mug, that is” i love how incredibly irish jack sounded when saying this 😆💕

  • @DarkShineUK
    @DarkShineUK 4 ปีที่แล้ว +185

    Sign: "Look at implosion"
    Jack: Looks away from implosion...

  • @playahwon
    @playahwon 4 ปีที่แล้ว +334

    "If I yell loud enough, I can generate power."
    Someone get this man on a cover of Master Exploder.

    • @davidholmes2932
      @davidholmes2932 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Monsters inc

    • @brolybean3260
      @brolybean3260 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      MICROWAVE THAT WORKS WHEN YOU SCREAM *INTENSIFIES*

    • @BobbyCostello
      @BobbyCostello ปีที่แล้ว

      Someone get blackbolt there now

  • @bubbles1044
    @bubbles1044 4 ปีที่แล้ว +205

    Even though he read the sign saying to look at implosions, he missed the neurotoxin generator breaking.

    • @auxometer
      @auxometer 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Do I know you?

  • @orangeisbetter
    @orangeisbetter 2 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    "In case of implosion, look directly at implosion"
    Jack, who was literally reading it at that time: *stares off into space*

  • @O.baller6
    @O.baller6 4 ปีที่แล้ว +407

    If you go to setting then controls there’s a setting under co op mode let’s let’s you unbind that key that makes you do the thing that appears when your press r you probably won’t see this but just in case

    • @DragonGunzDorian
      @DragonGunzDorian 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      I'm sure he'll see it, you have one of the top comments. Lucky.

    • @Nate2010
      @Nate2010 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      DORIAN Robinette one of the top comments? On mine it’s the second comment, with jack’s comment being first.

    • @skaisathedutchie7003
      @skaisathedutchie7003 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      The Ink demon did you miss the
      ONE OF THE part?

    • @matthewturley352
      @matthewturley352 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@Nate2010 yeh... so it's one of the top comments...

    • @Nate2010
      @Nate2010 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Lefty the Black bear yes I did, and this is the first not including the pinned one.

  • @TrueApexMusic
    @TrueApexMusic 4 ปีที่แล้ว +99

    Jack: Glados is the closest thing to a mother!
    All the portal theorists: EXACTLY!

  • @fishsmellbad1862
    @fishsmellbad1862 4 ปีที่แล้ว +151

    6:25 noooooo jack missed my favourite Easter egg in the game. If you shoot the lazer at that turret in the grate you can go through and you'll see some turrets singing a song.

    • @FXV56
      @FXV56 4 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      Yea ikr , he missed most eater eggs
      I hope he'll check them after he finishes the game atleat
      For the content xD

    • @Hyuttah
      @Hyuttah 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      It made me so sad too

    • @flatwoodsdaemon
      @flatwoodsdaemon 4 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      He also, despite having zoomed in on it, missed the 'by Chell' (the protagonist) written on the overgrown potato project, which reveals that Chell is the daughter of one of the scientists in the factory.

    • @motordragon1975
      @motordragon1975 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Antisocial Owl
      Well it was bring your daughter to wrk day.
      Sorry for being a Lt obvious

    • @tahliawilliams6506
      @tahliawilliams6506 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@flatwoodsdaemon Yeah there'[s a theory that Chell is the daughter of Glados

  • @Nitrinoxus
    @Nitrinoxus 4 ปีที่แล้ว +23

    Wheatley: "Could a moron _punch! You! Into! This! Pit?! HUH?!_ Could a moron do _that?!"_
    (metal groaning underfoot)
    Me, aloud: "...In a _word,_ Wheatley... *_Yes."_*

  • @poknberry5795
    @poknberry5795 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1256

    Jack: "Oh you're the closest thing I have to a mother!"
    Me, who's studied the lore: "You'd be surprised just how close lmao"

    • @Winrarnt
      @Winrarnt 4 ปีที่แล้ว +96

      That's a theory

    • @Tyshal5853
      @Tyshal5853 4 ปีที่แล้ว +117

      @@Winrarnt A GAME THEORY

    • @Winrarnt
      @Winrarnt 4 ปีที่แล้ว +54

      @@Tyshal5853 insert outro here

    • @thenarrator9000
      @thenarrator9000 4 ปีที่แล้ว +34

      thanks for watching

    • @ASG_lenn
      @ASG_lenn 4 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      *starts game theorys old good into

  • @KashenPlayz
    @KashenPlayz 4 ปีที่แล้ว +163

    Jack: falls over 10000 feet and lands on both his legs
    Also Jack: "its just a sprain"

    • @ric0chetr1cky91
      @ric0chetr1cky91 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Stupid Draws 10000 feet*

    • @GuyFromSomeWorld
      @GuyFromSomeWorld 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Well, Chell's wearing shoes that make her unable to take any fall damage whatsoever, so it's not even a sprain

    • @allisonalsbrooks8519
      @allisonalsbrooks8519 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Hiujuhyb GB gvtvbitchybbg tf frfrcecexec TV t

    • @tywalk036
      @tywalk036 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      that was at least a few miles

    • @jjwang7597
      @jjwang7597 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      You really think that was only 100 ft??

  • @swordsmancs
    @swordsmancs 4 ปีที่แล้ว +376

    “In case of implosion look directly at implosion”
    Sean: _doesn’t look at implosion_

    • @NomadKolibria
      @NomadKolibria 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      I'm yelling at him lmao, looks at everything but the implosion.

    • @atomsorcerer8356
      @atomsorcerer8356 4 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      Tbh that annoyed me far more than it probably should’ve.
      That, and the fact that he’s rushing straight through as much of the dialogue as he can. Come on Sean, slow down and enjoy the sights, smell the neurotoxin, let stuff play out before you go spam-clicking every shiny thing you see-

    • @Roguekriger
      @Roguekriger 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Jack: Wow look at this lighting! So dynamic, Valve did a good job here.
      Also Jack: *looks away from the amazingly animated implosion*

    • @sayonfoxx8862
      @sayonfoxx8862 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      I’m happy a lot of people agree with me. He’s like speed running it and not enjoying it through for others who haven’t played it.

  • @X-SPONGED
    @X-SPONGED 3 ปีที่แล้ว +20

    "Yesterday was your birthday, I thought you'd want to know"
    Only a mother would care enough to remember when is her child's birthday
    I just thought you'd like to know this totally random fact

  • @nikobaeza3868
    @nikobaeza3868 4 ปีที่แล้ว +114

    Me when jack skips basically missing everything: “no!NO!NO!AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA-“

  • @tris.s
    @tris.s 4 ปีที่แล้ว +467

    This is my first time ever watching someone play the actual story of Portal 2 and at 2:46 when GLaDOS tells the player character that "yesterday was your birthday" I was very surprised because yesterday was, in fact, actually my birthday. This is wild.

    • @tris.s
      @tris.s 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Student Richard Keck bro i literally just turned 18

    • @tris.s
      @tris.s 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @404 thank you!!

    • @davidsayers450
      @davidsayers450 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Happy really fucking late birthday!

    • @ahmed4363
      @ahmed4363 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      I'm probably very late now. But happy birthday anyway

    • @cinderfoxx
      @cinderfoxx 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Happy extremely late birthday

  • @NightsBySatire
    @NightsBySatire 4 ปีที่แล้ว +196

    Jack: *reads sign telling him to look at imminent implosion*
    Also Jack: *has staring contest with Wheatley*

  • @wta1518
    @wta1518 4 ปีที่แล้ว +31

    Since GLaDOS is simply a DOS (Disc Operating System) I always imagine what would have happened if Aperture had gone with MSDOS instead.

    • @norishimogawa6125
      @norishimogawa6125 ปีที่แล้ว

      Would’ve crashed immediately, shoulda gone with linuxdos

    • @FREAKBAlT
      @FREAKBAlT ปีที่แล้ว

      I like chromeOs 💀

  • @thiesvanderkooij8421
    @thiesvanderkooij8421 4 ปีที่แล้ว +115

    “I’ll make my engineers invent a combustable lemon, THAT BURNS YOUR HOUSE DOWN”

    • @jediknightking
      @jediknightking 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      T. Van der kooij MY FAVORITE RANT!!! EVERY GAMER SHOULD KNOW OF THAT GLORIES-EST RANT!!!!!!

    • @antonhagbox02
      @antonhagbox02 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Not yet though. Be patient we'll get to it

  • @disuko
    @disuko 4 ปีที่แล้ว +37

    35:48 Jack completely missed the "By Chell"

    • @deadpancherry8658
      @deadpancherry8658 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Ikr! My favourite easter egg in the game.

  • @angerybigdaddy8541
    @angerybigdaddy8541 4 ปีที่แล้ว +407

    The way jack can pull of a British boy saying “daddy” scares me

    • @natinekochan6489
      @natinekochan6489 4 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      Yes good impression but i think that may have been a nod to Veruca salt from Charlie and the chocolate factory 🤣

    • @Nafinafnaf
      @Nafinafnaf 4 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      I see it as a girl not a boy

    • @goldenapple6209
      @goldenapple6209 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      IKR

    • @rayjohnson67
      @rayjohnson67 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@natinekochan6489 probably pip from southpark

    • @goldenapple6209
      @goldenapple6209 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Well only different types of British accents sound like that

  • @andrewboi7945
    @andrewboi7945 2 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    Jack: glados is the closest thing i have to a mom.
    Glados: chell's mom as a robot

  • @orangecrust8002
    @orangecrust8002 4 ปีที่แล้ว +77

    Wheatley: gets attached to the facility
    Wheatley a few seconds later: *yeetus Mc Beetus your life is deletus*

  • @puppyhowler
    @puppyhowler 4 ปีที่แล้ว +246

    "glados you're the closes thing i have to a mother aren't you?"
    i mean... technically yes...

  • @namelessnavnls8060
    @namelessnavnls8060 4 ปีที่แล้ว +130

    Jack saying "Oh yes daddy" has got to be part of someone's audio fanfiction now.

  • @BiggieMFCheese
    @BiggieMFCheese 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    Fun Fact: That turret is trying to give you some foreshadowing and im pretty sure a few out of place turrets do this, all with different lines 28:43

  • @pebbles214
    @pebbles214 4 ปีที่แล้ว +81

    "in case of implosion, look directly at implosion" *immediately looks away*

    • @dgwdgw
      @dgwdgw 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      TRIGGERED me too

  • @callmekremit7147
    @callmekremit7147 4 ปีที่แล้ว +738

    are we not gonna talk about jack saying “daddy” for a whole minute

    • @sleepysys_9081
      @sleepysys_9081 4 ปีที่แล้ว +34

      No, we are not

    • @dominicjackson6122
      @dominicjackson6122 4 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      agreed
      By the way here's the first 100 digits of the fibonacci sequence
      0112358132134558914423337761098715972584418167651094617711286574636875025121393196418317811514229832
      Also the first few digits of pi which is not nearly as impressive
      3.14159

    • @kitsunepsykhe
      @kitsunepsykhe 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@dominicjackson6122
      ...next few digits of pi...
      ...26535897...

    • @WinterPains
      @WinterPains 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      @@dominicjackson6122 3.1415926535897832382646433832795028841
      (All from memory).

    • @dominicjackson6122
      @dominicjackson6122 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@WinterPains All I can remember is 3.14159

  • @spacegandalf8837
    @spacegandalf8837 4 ปีที่แล้ว +281

    The potato plant was "by: Chell" the protagonist!

    • @oneosix106decena
      @oneosix106decena 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      POTaTOS roasted wheatly so good that i laught so hard

    • @toothpickprovider2614
      @toothpickprovider2614 4 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      Clearly, chell was special from the start.

    • @wrenclark4907
      @wrenclark4907 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      How do you know?

    • @spacegandalf8837
      @spacegandalf8837 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@wrenclark4907 because you can see it on the project.

    • @jankkhvej434
      @jankkhvej434 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Eleanor Clark it was so easy to spot

  • @wubbawubbox
    @wubbawubbox 3 ปีที่แล้ว +16

    43:45 This part still gives me goosebumps.

  • @rubye4022
    @rubye4022 4 ปีที่แล้ว +35

    The look on Jack's face during Wheatley's betrayal says it all, that he remembered that and it hurts to do again, and honestly same.

  • @stargazer1998
    @stargazer1998 4 ปีที่แล้ว +257

    Jacksepticeye: kills 3 out of 4 turrets. Me: “um...you missed a spot”

    • @stargazer1998
      @stargazer1998 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Connor the one with the multiple laser directing cubes and exactly 3 aerial faith plates

    • @rooboo3988
      @rooboo3988 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I think it was an early level but if it is he/she is wrong because it gave 4 messages saying tactical error

    • @stargazer1998
      @stargazer1998 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      But did you not see the part with the one surviving turret next to the exit that killed jack?

    • @stargazer1998
      @stargazer1998 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Connor around 17:19

  • @Janrjdkanrnfjaj
    @Janrjdkanrnfjaj 4 ปีที่แล้ว +430

    I’m upset that he zoomed in on the “by Chell” but didn’t actually make any remarks on it

    • @dodiswatchbobobo
      @dodiswatchbobobo 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Please Yeeet hopefully Robin points it out

    • @Panknight
      @Panknight 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Please Yeeet Your dumb, robin does editing and does the editing and made a joke of it

    • @masterseanwit3594
      @masterseanwit3594 4 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      @@Panknight You don't gotta call everyone who may possibly be wrong about something (which they aren't) that they are dumb

    • @BalefulRaven
      @BalefulRaven 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@Panknight Just here to say that instead of pointing out flaws in others, perhaps learn grammar first.

    • @bradygd6431
      @bradygd6431 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@Panknight You know you can zoom in the game right?

  • @TvCat-HiNoPlaytime
    @TvCat-HiNoPlaytime 3 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    GLadOs: Sean's fat
    Sean: liar, I'm not!
    Me: (falls off of my chair.)

  • @Sporkyboi
    @Sporkyboi 4 ปีที่แล้ว +290

    When Sean inspects every single project EXCEPT for Chell’s

    • @geekjokes8458
      @geekjokes8458 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      too obvious

    • @blueninja012
      @blueninja012 4 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      I was looking forward to him commenting on that, then he ignored it

    • @Khronophobia
      @Khronophobia 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@alexvoigt4072 The last one

    • @pawciojudas244
      @pawciojudas244 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      He even zoomed on that xD

    • @captainseawolf1
      @captainseawolf1 4 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      He missed all three secrets (easter eggs, really) in this episode. The ratman "cave," the singing turrets, and the "by chell." I'm sad and disappointed

  • @Ultimatro
    @Ultimatro 4 ปีที่แล้ว +92

    "GLaDOS, you're the closest thing I have to a mother, aren't you? oh that sucks!"
    Anyone who's finished the game: *sweats nervously*

    • @natinekochan6489
      @natinekochan6489 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      The game provides enough proof, therefore theory, is not really what it is,as it is more a plot somewhat.

    • @palehorse1511
      @palehorse1511 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@natinekochan6489 That sentence could really use some punctuation. Had to read it 3 times, lol.

    • @natinekochan6489
      @natinekochan6489 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@palehorse1511 Oh,sorry about that 😅

    • @Finn-po4kt
      @Finn-po4kt 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@natinekochan6489 the game provides no proof at all? It's legit just a theory

    • @palehorse1511
      @palehorse1511 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@natinekochan6489 No worries! 🙂

  • @JHrtley
    @JHrtley 4 ปีที่แล้ว +402

    Does he realise when he says so enthusiastically “oh yes daddy”

    • @trashlol4170
      @trashlol4170 4 ปีที่แล้ว +43

      HOW IS NO ONE TALKING ABOUT THIS

    • @partygamingz3332
      @partygamingz3332 4 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      TELL ME THE TIME STAMP CUZ I DONT REMEMBER THIS BUT I WANNA HEAR IT

    • @randomcrusader5632
      @randomcrusader5632 4 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      Of course he realises what he’s saying, he says a lot of things enthusiastically and a lot of things to make people laugh

    • @stormfang5941
      @stormfang5941 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      @@partygamingz3332 9:14

    • @haxzie8644
      @haxzie8644 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      I think he is making a reference to baby in fnaf 6 finale

  • @ZachsMind
    @ZachsMind 7 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

    28:38 "I'm different! Get mad! Don't make lemonade!" I love this bit, where there's a special turret with more to say than the rest of them. Weird bits like this make the Portal games worth multiple runs.