THE WORST NIGHT OF MY LIFE | Night Of The Consumers

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  • Don't work at this store! It will turn into the worst night of your life.... the Night Of The Consumers
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  • @jacksepticeye
    @jacksepticeye  4 ปีที่แล้ว +11276

    Retail is a scary, foreboding realm of existential dread!

  • @Mallengar
    @Mallengar 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3640

    "I hate people." "Just let me work." "What do you want?" "I just want to go home."
    It is amazing how quickly someone with no experience with retail got into the mindset of a veteran retail worker. Seriously, these phrases are repeatedly running your mind for six hours everyday.

    • @solar_dragon
      @solar_dragon 4 ปีที่แล้ว +37

      Mallengar or longer. Depends on where you work

    • @exile0025
      @exile0025 4 ปีที่แล้ว +66

      how do you get to work six hours?
      i have to work 8

    • @IycanTrophy
      @IycanTrophy 4 ปีที่แล้ว +60

      Especially the "YOU'RE IN IT" part lmao

    • @gothic_ace2037
      @gothic_ace2037 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      MEEEEEEEEEEEEE

    • @minimariaandthecrew8811
      @minimariaandthecrew8811 4 ปีที่แล้ว +46

      Seriously though. It's pretty accurate to how your mindset is when you work retail. "Customers" ARE "absolute barbarians."

  • @movingmaverick3121
    @movingmaverick3121 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3554

    Jimmy: Having a nervous breakdown and screaming
    Jack: Yo this beat slaps

    • @Hawgnutts.org0202
      @Hawgnutts.org0202 4 ปีที่แล้ว +56

      Retail coworkers in a nutshell

    • @kyleblade3264
      @kyleblade3264 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Wow TH-camr are very rude 😭🤢🤮
      Jacksepticeye just commented something very hurtful on my recent post 🤢🤮😭😭😭

    • @frugity9559
      @frugity9559 4 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      @UCGGjlq_mCoY_uEdvXdyPU1A *bruh moment*

    • @noahsaiss8112
      @noahsaiss8112 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@kyleblade3264 i saw it it was very rude 🤮🤮🤮

    • @mim4548
      @mim4548 4 ปีที่แล้ว +55

      @@kyleblade3264 frick off dude no one cares

  • @OneTopic
    @OneTopic 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2080

    “The pandemic is going to pass.”
    Oh, Jack...

  • @pamjackson312
    @pamjackson312 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2848

    Jack: "No one said thank you!"
    "You're in that aisle already!"
    "Retail is awful!"
    Me, a retail worker: Welcome to it, Jackaboy.

    • @Gunna717
      @Gunna717 4 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Is it the same

    • @nichole.b6833
      @nichole.b6833 4 ปีที่แล้ว +30

      16:47 WAS THAT ALCOHOL!!!!!!!!!!!
      IS IT HIM BEING A DELINQUENT!!!!!!!!!!
      I DO NOT EVEN KNOW!!!!!!!!!!

    • @hudaalnounou1126
      @hudaalnounou1126 2 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      Oh and don't forget UGH THE KIDS crying, lost, and messing everything up ALL THE TIME "GET IT OUT OF MY FACE, TAKE IT, BURN IT, KILL IT"

    • @alexconn7473
      @alexconn7473 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I'm in retail myself although my work position is more along the lines of a cart jokey I'm a service clerk is what I'm trying to say

    • @aylamiller5752
      @aylamiller5752 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Try being a housekeeper where you get payed less than minimum wage to clean shit off a floor and no tips. Lmao.

  • @somebastardontheinternet
    @somebastardontheinternet 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2200

    "You have a games aisle, or what?"
    "YOU'RE IN IT!!!"
    Yep, that's retail.

    • @temarief5421
      @temarief5421 4 ปีที่แล้ว +85

      I once had a client that asked me for alarm cloxk and i was facing them lol

    • @TheGamerInDisguise
      @TheGamerInDisguise 4 ปีที่แล้ว +54

      I’ve had that happen to me so many times. I was so tempted to yell out, “OPEN YOUR EYES! EVEN A BLIND PERSON COULD FIND THIS!”

    • @blightfang5148
      @blightfang5148 4 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      @@temarief5421 you gotta remember sometimes people just expect you to pick the clock for them

    • @temarief5421
      @temarief5421 4 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      @@blightfang5148 well too bad for him, he just have to pick one with is hand

    • @NamesBondHavingStronk
      @NamesBondHavingStronk 4 ปีที่แล้ว +29

      Honestly some people probably have brain farts and can't function so they do something dumb. On the other end, I feel so stupid when I'm half awake in a store and I ask what isle something's in and it's somewhere nearby and I make a fool of myself

  • @eurekaradiofire
    @eurekaradiofire 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1912

    The Retail Experience
    "What the hell is that?"
    "I hate people!"
    "I'm about to commit a murder."
    "None of you come near me!"

    • @randomgames2374
      @randomgames2374 4 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      Can corfirm

    • @aliyahjoelle5366
      @aliyahjoelle5366 4 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      Literally lines I utter every day at my retail job.

    • @WorldWalker128
      @WorldWalker128 4 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Sums up an average day/night of Black Friday.

    • @Fogolol
      @Fogolol 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      i'm gonna start an internship in retail as soon as this pandemic is over, does that mean i'm gonna be in a living nightmare every day?

    • @squidgiemctentacles5265
      @squidgiemctentacles5265 4 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      @@Fogolol Yes, yes it does. Prepare for eternal torment

  • @MrKravin
    @MrKravin 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1442

    15:30 Eyyy! I also did some of the customer voices!

  • @camillebjarnason6222
    @camillebjarnason6222 4 ปีที่แล้ว +874

    The manager made me feel physically repulsed. Bravo Jack, bravo.

    • @Agent-bc2ku
      @Agent-bc2ku 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Made me feeled annoyed

    • @yousureaboutthat5440
      @yousureaboutthat5440 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Bravo=bravo on Serbian languange and I don't know why you americans use it

    • @camillebjarnason6222
      @camillebjarnason6222 3 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      @@yousureaboutthat5440 1. Because english steals words from every other language
      2. Bravo is basically one word to say well done/good job

    • @d3ds3c25
      @d3ds3c25 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      @@yousureaboutthat5440 Bravo is also Romanian. They can use what words they want.

    • @yousureaboutthat5440
      @yousureaboutthat5440 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@d3ds3c25 ok

  • @otterkisses
    @otterkisses 4 ปีที่แล้ว +423

    “Working retail sucks! Nobody even thanked me!”
    I felt that...

    • @Mitaka-Asa
      @Mitaka-Asa 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      This is flashback horror, not just horror horror.

    • @iamlordstarbuilder5595
      @iamlordstarbuilder5595 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      This game really touches my soul because it encapsulates at least some of the horror and misery I’ve experienced in retail.

    • @Blackrosecreater
      @Blackrosecreater หลายเดือนก่อน

      It's honestly worse if your working at a temporary retail store

  • @Deas-Mhumhna
    @Deas-Mhumhna 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1799

    "I hate people", "Just let me work", "What do you want" "I just started working, I dont know where it is". 🤣I get so much enjoyment watching TH-camrs who never worked retail, play this game. I have had 5 retail jobs. This game is surprisingly accurate. Its exaggerated, dont get me wrong. But the game mechanics and basic game play is accurate to real time.

    • @turtletoes4496
      @turtletoes4496 4 ปีที่แล้ว +64

      One question: did they turn you into a magical pixelated creature

    • @lissapancakes3437
      @lissapancakes3437 4 ปีที่แล้ว +90

      @@turtletoes4496 you feel like it by the end of your shift

    • @Deas-Mhumhna
      @Deas-Mhumhna 4 ปีที่แล้ว +79

      The treatment is scary close. People really do freak out over the smallest of things and dont give a crap if your new.

    • @Deas-Mhumhna
      @Deas-Mhumhna 4 ปีที่แล้ว +47

      I remember we had a bad blizzard, couldn't even dig my car out. The store was still open and people actually risked thier lives to buy a toaster. Luckily our store manager managed to pull the companies teeth and let us go home before the storm buried us in the store.

    • @enchanted4468
      @enchanted4468 4 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      @@Deas-Mhumhna The dev who probably made this worked and applied in a retail store 69 times

  • @kak_yoinn
    @kak_yoinn 4 ปีที่แล้ว +753

    Sean: *starts doing the manager voice*
    me: that's him officer, that's the man that inappropriately touched my ears

    • @rastarappa2269
      @rastarappa2269 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Noice

    • @1111panda1111
      @1111panda1111 3 ปีที่แล้ว +29

      The manager voice he did almost sounded like the voice he did for the guy charlie i think from sally face but even worse😭😭😭😭✋✋✋

    • @kitty0chan444
      @kitty0chan444 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Literally sounds and looks like a sex offender 😭

  • @mr.cyanide4897
    @mr.cyanide4897 3 ปีที่แล้ว +523

    I feel like this game is a good representation of social anxiety or just anxiety in general with the music picking up speed, the jump scares, the hiding from people

    • @RandomPerson-ti7qx
      @RandomPerson-ti7qx 2 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Can confirm, this is amazing representation of anxiety, especially when it has to do with people suddenly popping up.

    • @catgirl-gway
      @catgirl-gway ปีที่แล้ว +3

      especially when you’re working retail with social anxiety,, the amount of times i’ve hidden in the back or in the washroom…..

    • @thelocaldork
      @thelocaldork ปีที่แล้ว

      can confirm

    • @ItsaVee4117
      @ItsaVee4117 7 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Can confirm

  • @Laraloolah
    @Laraloolah 4 ปีที่แล้ว +757

    Jimmy: **Is dying inside**
    Sean: **Doesn't care and just vibes to the music**

    • @JollyGoodFela
      @JollyGoodFela 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Looked like he was dying on the outside as well tbh.

    • @sofrenicsimona5012
      @sofrenicsimona5012 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      DoN'T yOu mEeN sÉaN?

    • @annamorales855
      @annamorales855 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Me: *unlike comment so that it can be 420*

  • @ghostewriter
    @ghostewriter 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3639

    "I HATE PEOPLE!"
    "I am gonna commit a MURDER!"
    "*sobbing* I just wanna do my job..."
    Congrats Jack, you now truly understand the world of retail. 🤣🤣

    • @lissapancakes3437
      @lissapancakes3437 4 ปีที่แล้ว +34

      And fast food

    • @kyleblade3264
      @kyleblade3264 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Wow TH-camr are very rude 😭🤢🤮
      Jacksepticeye just commented something very hurtful on my recent post 🤢🤮😭😭😭

    • @Fighter600
      @Fighter600 4 ปีที่แล้ว +71

      @@noahsaiss8112 You and your sockpuppet aren't fooling anyone, You know.

    • @galaxyvulture6649
      @galaxyvulture6649 4 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      @IK speel Games He is just an attention seeker

    • @iferawhite7661
      @iferawhite7661 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@kyleblade3264 Christ, every comment. He did Jack shit do you, shut the hell up

  • @spaghettilol9973
    @spaghettilol9973 3 ปีที่แล้ว +405

    I hear *“excuse me”* in my nightmares.

    • @vivienne92
      @vivienne92 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      this game is just a simulator for my day job

    • @thirteen2368
      @thirteen2368 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      I heard that even before I saw these videos I hate people

    • @hudaalnounou1126
      @hudaalnounou1126 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Better yet "ExcUsE yOu" in a Karen's voice 🤢😭

  • @alexiskelley5787
    @alexiskelley5787 4 ปีที่แล้ว +320

    “No one even thanked me...” sadly accurate

  • @aftism_
    @aftism_ 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1914

    Jack: “I HATE RETAIL ITS HORRIBLE”
    Me: *laughs in former retail employee*

    • @adriannag3831
      @adriannag3831 4 ปีที่แล้ว +90

      Me: *laughs in current retail employee*

    • @adriannag3831
      @adriannag3831 4 ปีที่แล้ว +65

      Then cries

    • @RoboDK7
      @RoboDK7 4 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      @@adriannag3831 same

    • @chickengod3957
      @chickengod3957 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      -markipkier, at some point, definitely

    • @rikkutheunus3969
      @rikkutheunus3969 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Me: *laughs in retail manager*

  • @WraythSkitzofrenik
    @WraythSkitzofrenik 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3534

    If ever there was a game that makes you want to practice social distancing.

    • @geeviethe2nd.428
      @geeviethe2nd.428 4 ปีที่แล้ว +37

      That is true... yet I've gone mad over the 29 days of quarantine
      Edit:it's been 34 days now I've gotten less mad

    • @mirzahamzabaig5667
      @mirzahamzabaig5667 4 ปีที่แล้ว +29

      @@geeviethe2nd.428
      Oh come on it can't be that bad...we've been in quarantine for almost a month as well... and I seem to handle it very well (maybe it's because I really don't leave my house unless I have some business outside)...so hang in there.

    • @picklebobpie5314
      @picklebobpie5314 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      WraythSkitzofrenik ever played TTT or murder mystery

    • @WraythSkitzofrenik
      @WraythSkitzofrenik 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@picklebobpie5314 no I haven't. You would recommend them?

    • @picklebobpie5314
      @picklebobpie5314 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      WraythSkitzofrenik you can’t trust anyone in them so people normally hide

  • @RobBoberty
    @RobBoberty 4 ปีที่แล้ว +263

    12 minutes in "I'm gonna commit a murder". Yep that's retail

  • @sierraward1650
    @sierraward1650 3 ปีที่แล้ว +141

    The most unrealistic thing about this game is that the customers always say “excuse me” when asking for something

  • @soup6349
    @soup6349 4 ปีที่แล้ว +334

    Lester Easter Egg: When you go into one of the staff only rooms, there's a crack in the wall. Throw a box at the wall until the wall breaks and you'll find a special surprise. Like so he sees this.

    • @chasm8811
      @chasm8811 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      The crack in the 15:11?

    • @ray-1
      @ray-1 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Gamester yep that crack

    • @averyvalentin976
      @averyvalentin976 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      But somebody already said this and it’s on the top

    • @soup6349
      @soup6349 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Mr Boxy oh, I don't see it.

    • @averyvalentin976
      @averyvalentin976 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Spriz it’s fine

  • @chayli
    @chayli 4 ปีที่แล้ว +546

    i regret wearing headphones for when he was talking as the manager....
    "...I ' L L C U T Y O U S O M E S L A C K... *weird chewing noises* "

    • @kyleblade3264
      @kyleblade3264 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Wow TH-camr are very rude 😭🤢🤮
      Jacksepticeye just commented something very hurtful on my recent post 🤢🤮😭😭😭

    • @stikes1694
      @stikes1694 4 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      KyleBlade not our problem

    • @noahsaiss8112
      @noahsaiss8112 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@kyleblade3264 I saw it extremely rude 🤮

    • @frugity9559
      @frugity9559 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@noahsaiss8112 o_o

    • @lavawhy
      @lavawhy 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      r/relatablecomments

  • @Hiro-li8cf
    @Hiro-li8cf 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1131

    "Retail is horrible.."
    "Retail is terrifying!"
    "I HATE PEOPLE!!!"
    Me: "why is Sean narrating my life?"

    • @armaniii8579
      @armaniii8579 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      plague senpai Did you have to split your little sad story over like 10 comments

    • @thirteen2368
      @thirteen2368 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@armaniii8579*wheeze*

    • @Puza16
      @Puza16 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @Nikolis Crocker b r u h

    • @mattdubz6890
      @mattdubz6890 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @Nikolis Crocker I feel your pain *Hugs you to make you feel better*

    • @ClingyKiwi
      @ClingyKiwi 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Forreal. This is exactly hoe I felt working at Walmart

  • @blaydekirkby8324
    @blaydekirkby8324 4 ปีที่แล้ว +562

    Am I the only one who feels uncomfortable hearing Sean’s “the manager” voice?

    • @jordannewthomas3293
      @jordannewthomas3293 3 ปีที่แล้ว +43

      It's like nugget from kindergarten...but not adorable.

    • @Troubled_Six
      @Troubled_Six 3 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      I know I'm 3 MONTHS LATE but
      He sounds like Charlie from Sally Face

    • @Chel1004
      @Chel1004 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@Troubled_Six Yesss he doesss

    • @frostedfirefly
      @frostedfirefly 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      I had to skip it because it was giving me flashbacks to a couple months ago when I was really sick, lol

    • @user-hx1qr3xp6i
      @user-hx1qr3xp6i 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@Troubled_Six omg yes i thought of the same thing

  • @thatafr0dude
    @thatafr0dude 4 ปีที่แล้ว +613

    Everyone else: give the manager a demonic voice
    Jack: gives him a voice of a nerd with asthma

    • @batteryman2852
      @batteryman2852 4 ปีที่แล้ว +33

      or a pig that have sex with an ice cream.

    • @trashgremlin4299
      @trashgremlin4299 4 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      @@batteryman2852...what?

    • @Soundwave45681
      @Soundwave45681 4 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      Batteryman r/oddlyspecific

    • @KainaX122
      @KainaX122 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      ThatDirtyWolf and somehow still just as disturbing

    • @mycaaaaaaaa
      @mycaaaaaaaa 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      it sounds like filthy frank

  • @The_Wallflower
    @The_Wallflower 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2044

    Jack: *describing how ugly the managers face is*
    The dev who modeled everyone’s face after himself: :(

    • @155chipmunkz
      @155chipmunkz 4 ปีที่แล้ว +74

      Oof

    • @plant.1374
      @plant.1374 4 ปีที่แล้ว +161

      I'm pretty sure that's either his art style or he did that on purpose. Not sure though.

    • @TheWolfKing-xb1pn
      @TheWolfKing-xb1pn 4 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      Leon Singh it’s a joke

    • @SoggySlopster
      @SoggySlopster 4 ปีที่แล้ว +50

      The maker said he didn't do it on purpose it's just how it turned out

    • @plant.1374
      @plant.1374 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      @@TheWolfKing-xb1pn And I didn't take it that serious.

  • @Adrionic
    @Adrionic 4 ปีที่แล้ว +33

    17:08 Sean breathing in the last breath of non-customer infested air in that break room before he goes back out into retail hell is just great.

  • @dinoboy4662
    @dinoboy4662 3 ปีที่แล้ว +19

    1:43 Who can't think of this without saying/hearing in your mind "As the creepiest bastard in a 50 mile radius."

  • @Perstephany
    @Perstephany 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1189

    Jack: I’ve never worked retail. Me: well this won’t give you a very accurate....(lady who can’t keep track of her kid keeps you from getting work done then asks for an item she’s standing in front of)....never mind it’s spot on.

    • @davewantz1766
      @davewantz1766 4 ปีที่แล้ว +84

      They missed the utter disrespect and constant verbal abuse from inept customers, but other than that 10/10.

    • @dmorley313
      @dmorley313 4 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      Very spot on.

    • @firenhell02
      @firenhell02 4 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      From what I've seen: about 80% of the time it doesn't happen but then you get someone who literally walks past an item 4 or 5 times and asks where that item is.

    • @WorldWalker128
      @WorldWalker128 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@firenhell02 You must have worked in Smart People Town. About half the people I helped back in the day I much would have rather preferred to push in front of an oncoming train.

    • @firenhell02
      @firenhell02 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@WorldWalker128 Welcome to FL or as I like to call it, Hell! I could reference another TH-camr by the name of Grey stillplays that explains what living in FL is really like while playing video games.

  • @wnidwo6040
    @wnidwo6040 4 ปีที่แล้ว +75

    Jack: *hates retail*
    Jack after few days: *plays Happy's Humble Burger Barn*

  • @hatstorm1097
    @hatstorm1097 3 ปีที่แล้ว +41

    Jack: picks up baby
    Also Jack: “HERE! TAKE IT! BURN IT! KILL IT!”

  • @amypeterson8031
    @amypeterson8031 4 ปีที่แล้ว +365

    "You were right next to it!"
    Honestly? This is super accurate to working retail.

    • @kristamoody5011
      @kristamoody5011 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Yea i was thinking the whole time, welcome to retail! One of the worse jobs ever

    • @grammme1039
      @grammme1039 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      This is every retail business between November to May. It's seriously scary.

    • @snaccattack2198
      @snaccattack2198 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      See, you know that's funny because after I've been looking for a certain section for like ten minutes and I finally ask an employee and I'm right next to it. It happens every time. I think I'm cursed

    • @poisonedbubbletea270
      @poisonedbubbletea270 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      We had a 30 year old ask where meats are, there are gigantic signs above the aisles with the contents of the aisles on it

    • @kylie7780
      @kylie7780 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Too true
      Customer: "Where's this product?"
      Me: "You walked right by it to ask me where it was."
      Of course I have to be nicer about it, but seriously... BE AWARE OF YOUR SURROUNDINGS!

  • @IsThisUsernameAvailable
    @IsThisUsernameAvailable 4 ปีที่แล้ว +386

    Tips:
    -In one of the staff's hiding rooms there's a crack on the wall. You can throw a box and get a really dark secret. It is theorized that the manager is a cannibal and eats his employees, that's why Lester goes missing and he says to you "what kind of specimen are you" or something like that.
    -Beware of the baby is actually written because you never know where the baby is going to be, so try avoiding the lady with the baby as much as possible
    -When the time goes out, the market closes. That's why you get fired. Also, putting the boxes next to the right aisle before starting the game is the best strategy, so keep doing that!

    • @yuhinnn
      @yuhinnn 4 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      That prep with the box cory did was so high IQ though

    • @chuuyakisser756
      @chuuyakisser756 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      excuse me i like your username thank you

    • @Ayw6bx
      @Ayw6bx 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Cory Kenshin is the goat they should do a collab

    • @Josiahhh
      @Josiahhh 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Yu Hin facts

    • @demonofive3617
      @demonofive3617 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      These are sum useless or no shit tips buddy

  • @nicklind3068
    @nicklind3068 4 ปีที่แล้ว +16

    12:00 PERFECTLY sums up customer requests

  • @violetphoenix13
    @violetphoenix13 4 ปีที่แล้ว +25

    This is like a PTSD comedy for retail workers. The game is so accurate.

  • @JaydenJohnsonCO
    @JaydenJohnsonCO 4 ปีที่แล้ว +271

    Every other youtuber: *gives The Manager a threatening voice*
    Sean: My NaMe Is ThE MaNaGeR *breathes awkwardly*

    • @goodvibespanda9051
      @goodvibespanda9051 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Did you see Markiplier's video about this game? He made a similar voice. (I personally like Jack's better)

    • @JaydenJohnsonCO
      @JaydenJohnsonCO 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @Vroke Rapper_VR XD

    • @JaydenJohnsonCO
      @JaydenJohnsonCO 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@goodvibespanda9051 no I'll watch it now

    • @JaydenJohnsonCO
      @JaydenJohnsonCO 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@Saxxy420 *breathes awkwardly* is in *bold*

  • @UyoniRaze
    @UyoniRaze 4 ปีที่แล้ว +951

    Being a Walmart cashier, I have been threatened multiple times, hit in the rear bent over stocking shelves at the registers, verbally and physically harrassed and been through many of these scenarios in this game. A lot of retail and grocery workers during this pandemic have had it worse. Thankyou for playing and entertaining like you do sir! You have gotten myself and many fellow associates at my store through many hard and mentally exausting days!

    • @lacytaylor1501
      @lacytaylor1501 4 ปีที่แล้ว +63

      Yeah, with so much praise going to health care workers right now, my main thought is the poor people stuck working at essential locations like fast food places and grocery stores. Especially grocery stores, they are going to be getting treated like crap just because of people freaking out and trying to stock pile stuff and that's out of their control

    • @Q.Brainrot
      @Q.Brainrot 4 ปีที่แล้ว +36

      I'm so sorry to hear that! I always try to be nice to the cashiers at any store I go to for this reason. Have a great day!

    • @azmakes321
      @azmakes321 4 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      I will try my damndest to treat cashiers and retail workers nicely. I know it's hard to deal with customers sometimes, so have a great day, stay safe, and stay healthy!

    • @poisonedbubbletea270
      @poisonedbubbletea270 4 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      I work in Asda, (literal British Walmart) and we’ve had so much goddamn verbal abuse and having things thrown at us and relentless sexual harrasssmrnt it’s literally soul crushing

    • @azmakes321
      @azmakes321 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@poisonedbubbletea270 So sad to hear that. I wish you a good day today.

  • @alla6861
    @alla6861 3 ปีที่แล้ว +34

    Jack in 2020 : the pandemic will pass
    us in 2021: "are you sure about that"

  • @nicolepinto4702
    @nicolepinto4702 4 ปีที่แล้ว +39

    Jack: I HATE PEOPLE!
    Me, an essential retail worker: You now know my life.

    • @TheTheninjagummybear
      @TheTheninjagummybear 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      We had the doors locked and were letting people in a few at a time at the start of this. I'll hear that damn doorbell and the sound of people slapping the door in my nightmares.

  • @arandomdog754
    @arandomdog754 4 ปีที่แล้ว +248

    That was supposed to be one of the easier days too, according to the manager...

  • @FalconFlight990
    @FalconFlight990 4 ปีที่แล้ว +139

    As someone who's currently working in a grocery store as a shelf stocker, I can confirm this game is 10,000% accurate, especially the part where people just appear next to you and pretty much demand where things are while you're busy.

    • @jeffy3915
      @jeffy3915 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      I go to work in like an hour, and I can tell it will be exactly like this

    • @bucket2891
      @bucket2891 4 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Customer here :
      sometimes, there are things that are really hard to find, i just want to know where that stuff is and i try to find the nearest dude that i can ask.
      Now that you said that, i will look for the least busy guy available.

    • @christislord4
      @christislord4 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Dude get yourself out quick

    • @xogdo5260
      @xogdo5260 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      I'm currently at work in a grocery store (it's my lunch time) and I confirm that

    • @christislord4
      @christislord4 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@xogdo5260 quickly leave

  • @ironhorse3826
    @ironhorse3826 4 ปีที่แล้ว +37

    Jimmy: having breakdown
    Sean: This music is tasty!

  • @josephcook6442
    @josephcook6442 4 ปีที่แล้ว +23

    "Scared the Oompa loompas out of me" XD my favorite part.

  • @Snuggles0325
    @Snuggles0325 4 ปีที่แล้ว +808

    "Im gonna end this "EPISODE" here"
    Me: Interesting

    • @cheriberry3
      @cheriberry3 4 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      Interesting interesting interesting

    • @grimm8298
      @grimm8298 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Interesting interesting interesting interesting interesting YOU RIGHT interesting interesting interesting

    • @NN-cv2ri
      @NN-cv2ri 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      very interesting

    • @slightlyevilsloth
      @slightlyevilsloth 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Interesting Interesting Interesting Interesting Interesting Interesting

    • @eglorr2512
      @eglorr2512 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      What is interesting is how interesting this interesting has became this interesting

  • @sonomi2417
    @sonomi2417 4 ปีที่แล้ว +314

    Y'all playing this: wow that's crazy good thing it's just fictional
    Me, a grocery store employee, Vietnam flashbacks to christmas sales : yes fictional

    • @cheriberry3
      @cheriberry3 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      I feel this soooo hard man

    • @black990ops
      @black990ops 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      I can't imagine what black Friday is like for you guys, probably the worst thing ever

    • @sonomi2417
      @sonomi2417 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      @@black990ops it really is and even during these times where people like us still go to work everyday, setting ourselves at the highest risk, people are still extremely disrespectful towards us. But luckily there are also a bunch of people who tell us that we're doing a good thing everyday :-)

  • @jessicaberchard2698
    @jessicaberchard2698 4 ปีที่แล้ว +25

    "do you have a games aisle or what?"
    "YOU-YOURE IN IT!!!!

  • @kittenwispy
    @kittenwispy 4 ปีที่แล้ว +83

    Favorite part: 10:54

    • @gennybee1238
      @gennybee1238 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Wow I was trying to see if anyone thinks his intercom voice sounds like alastor, but this is better I love your videos

  • @SchazmenRassir
    @SchazmenRassir 4 ปีที่แล้ว +254

    The worst part is that, considering the many, MANY retail horror stories, this is TAME compared to real life.

    • @jinkaleb7414
      @jinkaleb7414 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Schazmen Rassir 😟

    • @valerielevesque6479
      @valerielevesque6479 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I like the furry art

    • @sebsant3467
      @sebsant3467 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@valerielevesque6479 no no why now I know at what hitler was idea was pointing at

    • @valentinelove9463
      @valentinelove9463 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      The reddit narrator, rSlash, read a story about Karen took her family shopping. The worst part is her family is has the corona and Karen thought it’s safe to go outside because they have corona.

    • @WorldWalker128
      @WorldWalker128 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      It is.

  • @wrennethestoner
    @wrennethestoner 4 ปีที่แล้ว +127

    This is just like working retail for real. I'm impressed with how quickly Jack descended into utter hatred for humanity, usually it takes a few shifts first

    • @timarsenault1774
      @timarsenault1774 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      The one line I related to "Wheres the video game? YOU'RE IN IT!"

  • @Em-02
    @Em-02 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    It is uncanny how real this is.
    The stupid and annoying customers,
    The dread, the want for death.
    It's very accurate.

  • @dddddddddddgdkhffdjkkgjdf
    @dddddddddddgdkhffdjkkgjdf 4 ปีที่แล้ว +45

    I love how when he does the boss' voice some Anti just slightly slips in

    • @EAZZEE
      @EAZZEE 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      I THOUGHT I WAS THE ONLY ONE WHO NOTICED

  • @missnotsocool96
    @missnotsocool96 4 ปีที่แล้ว +358

    This game becomes even scarier when you realize it’s still like this during a pandemic...

    • @princeakilesh4881
      @princeakilesh4881 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Yeah boy

    • @keirms18
      @keirms18 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      As a Walmart employee, I can attest to this😅😅😅

    • @darinlocklear9938
      @darinlocklear9938 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Yeah

    • @marilynlucero9363
      @marilynlucero9363 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      I have a friend working retail.
      Poor girl is living a nightmare right now.

    • @Arrow8D
      @Arrow8D 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      not really as alot of shops are forcing people 2 wait outside only allowing 10 customers max

  • @ddh186
    @ddh186 4 ปีที่แล้ว +197

    "Do you have any COOL KIDS juice? It's my grandsons favourite!" *goes to the alcohol isle*

    • @dianamaioru497
      @dianamaioru497 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Ah the classic!

    • @underdog1656
      @underdog1656 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@dianamaioru497 One of the cans says GET OUT

  • @t0xic_fer173
    @t0xic_fer173 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    Markiplier's manager:Demon voice with demon inhales
    Jacksepticeye's Manager:Guy who desperately needs mucinex.

  • @IceCatnapOfficial
    @IceCatnapOfficial 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    11:05 "here take it burn it kill it!!!!!!"🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @panjo2400
    @panjo2400 4 ปีที่แล้ว +757

    Jack: "what have you been eating?"
    *Ad jumps in*
    Ad: "brand new liquid dish soap!"

  • @erenonfleek4676
    @erenonfleek4676 4 ปีที่แล้ว +55

    As someone who works for Publix, a grocery store, I can confirm that this is genuinely accurate to how things are. I have a hard time finishing the shelves because people keep coming up to me because they don't know how to read or look for something that they need. It sucks balls, especially when they don't even keep their distance... They're just all up in my face.

    • @KingOfTheRoost
      @KingOfTheRoost 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Jeez man, as a person who NEVER asks for guidance unless I have spent over 30-45 minutes looking for the item, I too, find those people quite annoying. Even I GET ASKED to guide people, and I’m just a normal shopper. It’s so annoying!

  • @GRAVYGATOR
    @GRAVYGATOR 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    Jack just went DANK and said BOI, I don't think I have ever heard him do that or say that, this is definitely something I'm going to remember for a while.

  • @Sclumsy
    @Sclumsy 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    4:14 meanwhile at the Club Penguin dance floor

  • @KainaX122
    @KainaX122 4 ปีที่แล้ว +395

    “Employee of the Month: Lester, for outstanding commitment and attendance”
    Very next poster: “Missing: Lester”
    Well that went from Zero to ‘Yikes’ really quickly

    • @eggsandwich1140
      @eggsandwich1140 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      KainaX122 No it went from zero to Yikes Forever. if you don't get this check out little misfortune then you'll get it

    • @KainaX122
      @KainaX122 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Plasma Kenisis no, I got the reference 😂

    • @lacytaylor1501
      @lacytaylor1501 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      I watched a few TH-camrs play this, the best reaction by far was Captainsauce. He saw the employee of the month poster and was relieved to have help only to move to the missing poster of Lester. It was just great

    • @eggsandwich1140
      @eggsandwich1140 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      KainaX122 ok lol

    • @miniwee1278
      @miniwee1278 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      moe, moe lester

  • @oldaccount5477
    @oldaccount5477 4 ปีที่แล้ว +299

    I feel like i'm choking just by listening to Sean's manager voice

    • @xindanobody8591
      @xindanobody8591 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      I came here to say the same thing. My chest/throat feels messed up just from hearing it.

    • @gothic_ace2037
      @gothic_ace2037 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      I cringe hard.... I want to yeet my headphones

    • @laceyott8278
      @laceyott8278 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Yea honestly i almost stopped watching because of it. Im not gonna make some back handed comment cause tbh i didnt like any part of it. But thats just how jack is so i continued watching cause i knew the rest of the videos gonna be good

    • @p3eb0
      @p3eb0 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      The sound makes me want to shoot myself

    • @batfnk6861
      @batfnk6861 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      had to skip it, made me so so uncomfortable

  • @JohnyK07
    @JohnyK07 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Having worked replenishing shelves in retail, I can confirm this is exactly how it is like.
    You spend more time showing customers the location of products (many times right next to them) than shelving.
    Well, maybe minus the throwing the boxes at their faces (not that sometimes you don't want to... xD)

  • @22kingdomheartsfan
    @22kingdomheartsfan 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    I think this games has become part of the reason why I try to stay SUPER polite when talking to employees at like Food Lion or Walmart or any store in general

  • @imagician9906
    @imagician9906 4 ปีที่แล้ว +297

    Jack: Working in retail sucks!
    Everyone who has worked in retail: *dying inside*

    • @ruebengalvan2565
      @ruebengalvan2565 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      .....yep...thats meee

    • @temarief5421
      @temarief5421 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Who else got murder wish while working for a store in retail?

    • @userinterface2000
      @userinterface2000 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Temarief that baby was gross, I prefer little kids

    • @jacobdockery3663
      @jacobdockery3663 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      How about an amusement park?

  • @cloud25XD
    @cloud25XD 4 ปีที่แล้ว +79

    "YOU WERE JUST NEXT TO IT, WHY ARE YOU COMING TO ME?"
    Welcome to retail, Jack.

  • @zenthenerdgamer4649
    @zenthenerdgamer4649 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    I utterly love the fact that Jack always gives different voices for different characters, actually gives them alot more depth and makes it really entertaining to watch, also I know what job I will be staying away from for the rest of my life🤣

  • @AlexPoynton-he9rh
    @AlexPoynton-he9rh 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    I think this might be metaphorical for having social anxiety and working at retail

  • @theshotterz4248
    @theshotterz4248 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2919

    Theory: The manager’s are cannibals, and they eat every employee of the month, The Manager said “THEY’LL SEE WHAT A FINE SPECIMEN YOU ARE.” they only eat the “finest specimen”, which was Lester, the employee of the month, thus, they will eat the next one too, the title pokes at this, “NIGHT OF THE CONSUMERS” people may think this is pointing to the customers, but the creators may have a different meaning behind it, but, it’s just a theory, A GAME THEO- okay I’ll see myself out.

    • @enternam
      @enternam 4 ปีที่แล้ว +73

      haha WRITER moment

    • @333Xanax
      @333Xanax 4 ปีที่แล้ว +40

      I love that

    • @meganlodon
      @meganlodon 4 ปีที่แล้ว +92

      That actually makes sense. I like it.

    • @untitled814
      @untitled814 4 ปีที่แล้ว +88

      But (spoilers)
      Lester died of starvation. He wasn't eaten.

    • @meganlodon
      @meganlodon 4 ปีที่แล้ว +34

      @@untitled814 And who told us that? Hmm? The Manger?? You sure they aren't lying? 😆

  • @Magnebi
    @Magnebi 4 ปีที่แล้ว +93

    “I hate retail”
    Me too Seán... me too.... especially during this pandemic.. people have lost their minds.. Online we’re being thanked for being “on the frontlines” but in person we’re getting the WORST attitude ever. I’ve been in retail for years and have NEVER had people acting the way they are now.. it’s unbelievable..

    • @bouy4924
      @bouy4924 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      U da real hero

    • @kld8206
      @kld8206 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      I swear this pandemic brought the worse out of people.
      I usually get decently nice customers on my shifts, but lately it's been one asshole after another. They come in with an attitude out of nowhere. It's like, what bit your ass before you came in?

    • @Magnebi
      @Magnebi 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      THANK YOU FOR LIKING MY COMMENT SEÁN!!!! THAT JUST MADE MY ENTIRE YEAR!!!!!!! 🥺😍😭🥺😍😭

    • @matthewpool6508
      @matthewpool6508 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I can empathize with you so much. I live in a small town and it's usually fairly calm in our store, but everyone's gone crazy lately.

    • @jessicapeters7440
      @jessicapeters7440 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Yeah. I feel this hard. I work at a grocery store and someone called me saucy to my coworker the other day. Like sir I'm sorry that you can't exit the store out the you door you want to.

  • @OdetteEgg
    @OdetteEgg 4 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    omfg. I first thought, for a decent amount of time, that the people in the back of the start screen were fake dancing, like in a club scene or sm sht. wow

  • @blazethebeast9551
    @blazethebeast9551 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    Hearing jacksepticeye say "that music is tasty" and dancing has made my day

  • @user-gy6vw5yw4c
    @user-gy6vw5yw4c 4 ปีที่แล้ว +431

    “The worst night of my life”
    The night before a test: *Are you challenging me?*

  • @jaydarkheart1485
    @jaydarkheart1485 4 ปีที่แล้ว +176

    Hey, Jack!
    Next time you play, run into that storage closet area with a box in your hand and throw the box at that crack in the wall. Once it breaks, it will reveal a MASSIVE story element.

    • @dorianrobinette9712
      @dorianrobinette9712 4 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      I haven't seen any of the three people I've watched play this game do this, any chance you can point me to a video that shows this? I'm curious what happens.

    • @jaydarkheart1485
      @jaydarkheart1485 4 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      @@dorianrobinette9712 CoryxKenshin does it on his 2nd episode, I'm pretty sure

    • @dorianrobinette9712
      @dorianrobinette9712 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Jay DarkHeart cool I like cory, never watched his videos myself, but I know him because of his collabs with dashie. Anyway thanks dude!

    • @Coco-xq7zh
      @Coco-xq7zh 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Ooooh I’m curious

    • @alejandrogil9932
      @alejandrogil9932 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@dorianrobinette9712 also try john wolfe

  • @thecob3898
    @thecob3898 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    as someone in retail this was very theraputic lol. And as someone who also has social anxiety, this is exactly how it feels

  • @DrawMaQueen
    @DrawMaQueen 2 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    Jackscepticeye and Markiplier's voices for the Manager are GOLDEN 🤣

  • @turtlegamer1525
    @turtlegamer1525 4 ปีที่แล้ว +345

    Jack: "I know the layout of the store!"
    Immediately fails*

    • @colea6584
      @colea6584 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      no you dot
      say chanj it avr e time

    • @siegejaymoonii
      @siegejaymoonii 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Cole A umm it doesn’t.

  • @akumasaaan
    @akumasaaan 4 ปีที่แล้ว +177

    Speaking as one of the many survivors of the retail machine, I can say whole-assedly that this is, unfortunately, not that much of an exaggeration.
    Show of solidarity to all the workers dealing with any and all craziness right now. You have my empathy, and my utmost respect ;A;

    • @electricpuddle1320
      @electricpuddle1320 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Lvcifer Moonchild ty sir i still work for walmart and its absolute bonkers how many people still come in without masks or anything

    • @akumasaaan
      @akumasaaan 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Rocky and Salty anytime; retail can be enough of a nightmare under typical circumstances XD
      (Right now I only go shopping if I *absolutely* need something, & I definitely make sure to carry hand sanitizer, give enough space, & be in n’ out as quickly as possible. It makes it so much easier on everyone else that way! >.

  • @traxstaromega3467
    @traxstaromega3467 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    I love how just looking at him, everyone gets a voice for the manager

  • @juliamacneil9618
    @juliamacneil9618 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    Man, I don't work in retail anymore, but 15 years of my work life was in retail and the accuracy of people in your business is amazing. Even the "I'm gonna hide" is so accurate 😅

  • @sidthesloth9411
    @sidthesloth9411 4 ปีที่แล้ว +102

    I love how Seán once spotting Lester was immediately like, "Lester, I'm gonna take over your throne." and as soon as he saw the missing poster he slowly realizes what has happened!

    • @poweredbymoonlight9869
      @poweredbymoonlight9869 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Not enough tho. I saw the thing with the wall when Ethan/Crankgameplays played it recently as well.

    • @sidthesloth9411
      @sidthesloth9411 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@poweredbymoonlight9869 Same, I want Seán to play more

    • @caelyn2873
      @caelyn2873 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      After working there long enough he isn't going to want the job anymore 😂

    • @MasterDuelist17
      @MasterDuelist17 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I'm surprised it took him that long to notice-he was standing in front of it for a while

  • @cats2electricboogaloo384
    @cats2electricboogaloo384 4 ปีที่แล้ว +463

    "I'm going to be great at this job!"
    Not even a second later:
    "I have no idea what I'm doing."

  • @darceyvonghoul2256
    @darceyvonghoul2256 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    As someone who works in retail, I can 100 percent confirm that every bad thing that happened in this game really does happen in retail. Every emotion you're feeling, Jack, is what I feel when I'm at work. Also, "hang out with my friends on the weekends" yeah, when you work in retail, you don't get weekends off, lol.

  • @tamagoeggsushiproductions1677
    @tamagoeggsushiproductions1677 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    Jack-“Oh hi savages”
    Me-🎵”SAVAGES, SAVAGES, BARELY EVEN HUMAN!”🎵
    -Pocahontas reference

  • @VioVanHelsing
    @VioVanHelsing 4 ปีที่แล้ว +168

    Jack: **Does manager voice**
    My ears: **Turning inside out**

    • @Jessespresso
      @Jessespresso 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Thank god it wasn't just me lol It made me SO uncomfortable

    • @Faithsproductions
      @Faithsproductions 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Me too 😖

    • @ghostiespace2567
      @ghostiespace2567 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I had trouble listening with the voice of manager

    • @terraleeann6532
      @terraleeann6532 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      scariest part is, some of managers i have met...sound like that. ESPECIALLY ones in retail lol

    • @TheWondererSyl
      @TheWondererSyl 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @From the Soil I don’t understand the comment, but I have a sense it’s dark.

  • @SelenaGomezRPILoveLiamPayne
    @SelenaGomezRPILoveLiamPayne 4 ปีที่แล้ว +86

    i’m a cashier at a very weird store and in my first week i’ve worked there i have been hit on, yelled at, given weird requests, and was even yelled at by a guy because i wouldn’t give him OUR hand sanitizer. by the way, i’m 17 years old, all of these people are ADULTS OVER 21.
    so yes, you should be terrified of working at retail.

    • @yinyang9048
      @yinyang9048 4 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Awww. Its only going to get worse sadly. I've had people tell at me over new rules that I can't change such as only one pack of toilet paper or one loaf of bread. I had one guy treat me life I was voltimort. This whole cashiering thing is shitty right now. But we'll get through it. Just pay attention and count how many people thank you every day. That's what I've learned to do because there's too much shit everywhere to not have one good thing. So hang in there sorry for the long reply. Have a great day 😊😊👍👍

    • @DaniNobody
      @DaniNobody 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Ive been working at a gas station for almost a year and ill tell you this is a everyday occurrence. I wish you luck and please dont let it get you down.

    • @valkyrie4350
      @valkyrie4350 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      I work at a Starbucks and had a probably 40 year old man throw a tantrum and call me a mfer bcuz we ran out of matcha one day. I've also had an older man try to tell and lecture me bcuz our espresso machine was broken and he apparently assumed I did it. People are crazy dude

    • @valkyrie4350
      @valkyrie4350 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Yell* not tell

    • @Loonaurtheworld
      @Loonaurtheworld 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@valkyrie4350 They're an entitled boomer. They should know their places.

  • @XIVs_abyss
    @XIVs_abyss 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    6:24 * jack casually adjusts glasses *
    Me who wears glasses: honestly same

  • @ashesfromashes4129
    @ashesfromashes4129 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Watching him be stressed out and angry about customers being mean, stupid, messy, and annoying is so cathartic. I work in a grocery store and people act like it's some undecipherable mystery where we keep the bread like it couldn't possibly be in the aisle with the big sign over it that says "BREAD" in big bold letters!!!

  • @angie_jelly0613
    @angie_jelly0613 4 ปีที่แล้ว +526

    Jack: working in retail is horrible
    Me a retail worker: tell me about it.

    • @samfanhellyeah
      @samfanhellyeah 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Same lol

    • @jaxslamp9970
      @jaxslamp9970 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Nivea men

    • @trix2799
      @trix2799 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Worked retail for four years. Regretting every minute of it

  • @saigeferko6035
    @saigeferko6035 4 ปีที่แล้ว +58

    "No one even THANKED me!"
    Oh Jack, welcome to the life of a retail worker.

  • @kingdomofnerdz1497
    @kingdomofnerdz1497 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    And the scariest part of all this is how accurate Jack's voice for The Manager is when looking at his face.

  • @katykat0371
    @katykat0371 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    Sean: What have you been eating?
    Advertisement out of nowhere: FLEX TAPE HERE

  • @tektite0
    @tektite0 4 ปีที่แล้ว +127

    “Ready for mama bird to *eughooeuuu* down inte ya”

    • @inzodiz
      @inzodiz 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      *pukes in confusion*

    • @robertcortez4956
      @robertcortez4956 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Really makes me regret eating cereal

  • @mr.noride7226
    @mr.noride7226 4 ปีที่แล้ว +124

    Grandma: “Get me some juice for my grandson?”
    Sean: “Is that alcohol?”

  • @chanman2746
    @chanman2746 4 ปีที่แล้ว +16

    I love how he did his own John cena meme 😂

  • @mangythefox2725
    @mangythefox2725 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    I know this might be a horror game but holy frick was i laughing hard, I have tears in my eyes just from robin’s spastic editing and Jack’s screaming XD i swear, if this video went on for much longer, I would’ve torn something XD
    ( sees that there is a second episode ) welp, guess this is my farewell...

  • @TheGreatScott81
    @TheGreatScott81 4 ปีที่แล้ว +273

    "I should just lock the doors."
    Jack...and also EVERY RETAIL EMPLOYEE EVER.

    • @TheTheninjagummybear
      @TheTheninjagummybear 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      People will literally walk up and bang on the door if it's locked.

    • @TheGreatScott81
      @TheGreatScott81 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@TheTheninjagummybear Oh absolutely. Its like people dont know what "Closed" means.
      *Bang bang bang*
      "You guys closed??"
      SMH

    • @Khotetsu
      @Khotetsu 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@TheGreatScott81 I once watched a kid get pulled out the door by a customer because she yanked it open when he went to lock up. Saw him holding onto the handle for dear life as it swung back.

    • @TheGreatScott81
      @TheGreatScott81 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@Khotetsu Oh my God. What is wrong with people?

    • @kaisa-sabinehamilton7161
      @kaisa-sabinehamilton7161 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@Khotetsu kick the shit outta em'

  • @xwaizee317
    @xwaizee317 4 ปีที่แล้ว +100

    Them- “ so how would you describe your anxiety”
    Me- “night of the consumers”
    Them-“oh dang”

  • @geekygoggles628
    @geekygoggles628 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Yeeeeah, that timer to find them the aisle they want is the exact feeling for when you're swamped and you have 1 guy with a complaint for the manager, a lady who wants 3 things that take 2 people to lift from the back, someone who just threw a temper tantrum and left because the line was too long so you have to grab that cart because obviously they couldn't put it back, and you only have 5 people on staff, and 2 cashiers, and one of them is stuck waiting for something from the back or the manager to be available and I'mgonnafuckin'scream. 🙃

  • @MalpasDan
    @MalpasDan ปีที่แล้ว +1

    12:00 is a beautiful reaction from Jack to a very real and annoyingly normal retail scenario