This TikTok Man thinks he’s THE CHOSEN ONE

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  • Today we take a look at another TikTok Conspiracy Theorist guy that thinks the sun is fake, science is not real and all scientists are just lying to you. the worst part is that he has no explanations but has still managed to convince people that he is somehow correct.
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  • @RebalD
    @RebalD  ปีที่แล้ว +1726

    I know I shouldn’t ask asleep sheep, but what are your thoughts on our shepherd?
    *Get your merch* : rebal-d.myshopify.com

    • @PumaLovesMusic.
      @PumaLovesMusic. ปีที่แล้ว +43

      I’m poor😭

    • @z3onix
      @z3onix ปีที่แล้ว +74

      We need a new shepherd ngl

    • @samiksharahi6631
      @samiksharahi6631 ปีที่แล้ว +51

      You can be our shepherd and we can call you " Shepard bestie" ✨
      Let's create this bestie cult 😂😂

    • @alexis5164
      @alexis5164 ปีที่แล้ว +103

      this man makes me want to shave my own wool

    • @z3onix
      @z3onix ปีที่แล้ว +38

      @@alexis5164 lmao

  • @diditare
    @diditare ปีที่แล้ว +7549

    Almost all the people that say that we should speak one language would throw a fit if you say to make the universal language any other language than English.

    • @z3onix
      @z3onix ปีที่แล้ว +242

      Fr

    • @magix8009
      @magix8009 ปีที่แล้ว +167

      Omg fr

    • @shellynazyia
      @shellynazyia ปีที่แล้ว +152

      i was just about to say that!

    • @howdyfellas920
      @howdyfellas920 ปีที่แล้ว

      they're too dumb and lazy to learn other languages so they want the whole world to be in their language, they must also have a superiority complex too

    • @misskay7619
      @misskay7619 ปีที่แล้ว +485

      I was about to say it too! Mans looks like he’s not about to learn another language for the sake of universal understanding

  • @sarahhenriques948
    @sarahhenriques948 ปีที่แล้ว +8902

    I find it hard to believe that he has intelligent conversations with his kids

    • @catyay8528
      @catyay8528 ปีที่แล้ว +57

      same her lol

    • @unavailablemixi
      @unavailablemixi ปีที่แล้ว +529

      I find it hard to believe he even has kids

    • @r.g.36
      @r.g.36 ปีที่แล้ว +229

      Or if he has a child at all.....I mean imagine his children (if they exist ✨) seeing this?!🤦🏻‍♀️

    • @himmatulaufa9744
      @himmatulaufa9744 ปีที่แล้ว

      Oh I hope he did not procreate 😢

    • @z3onix
      @z3onix ปีที่แล้ว +16

      Same

  • @devonleskiw7781
    @devonleskiw7781 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +370

    astrophysics student here, the sun heats us up from far away because it’s freaking massive. way bigger than a fire in a fire place. it also takes a photon, a particle of light, a million years to reach a certain point within the sun due to high pressure, but it does not take a million years to get to us. light also doesn’t dissipate over time, it dissipates over distance.

    • @tabonlong
      @tabonlong 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

      coolio

    • @monikorasort
      @monikorasort 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +31

      I was looking for this comment! I don’t know jack about astrophysics but even I was like “bro the sun’s like a billion times bigger than the Earth, ofc the heat could get to us”

    • @Alice15210
      @Alice15210 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Did you go to the sun?? Hmm?? Did you bring the measuring tape with you?? You're a troll, a sheeple
      Btw on a serious note I think what you do is cool ❤

    • @Ganjaforce100
      @Ganjaforce100 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Bro should work for kersgesact 💀
      (I cant spell the name but its a youtube channel, real good channel)

    • @babygoeshardinthepaint
      @babygoeshardinthepaint หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      ​@@monikorasort same

  • @anneke_yep2407
    @anneke_yep2407 ปีที่แล้ว +194

    2:35 As someone who hasn’t had happy birthday sang to me for years, no. It doesn’t stop you from aging

    • @Иная
      @Иная 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +27

      Same. I became an adult without aging spell😭 what is wrong with us, maybe we are not human

    • @arinsen1430
      @arinsen1430 หลายเดือนก่อน +6

      Idk when ur b'day is, but happy birthday to you ma8. Hope you have a great year

    • @franceemarieesposa6116
      @franceemarieesposa6116 หลายเดือนก่อน +6

      Happy birthday to you my friend

    • @anneke_yep2407
      @anneke_yep2407 หลายเดือนก่อน

      ヽ(;▽;)ノ

    • @carmelgoldfanning5865
      @carmelgoldfanning5865 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      My fiancé never had birthday parties growing up at all, and he can also attest to this fact.

  • @uponitad
    @uponitad ปีที่แล้ว +7436

    At this point these "wake " people are literally a cult and I'm genuinely scared 💀

    • @z3onix
      @z3onix ปีที่แล้ว +66

      Fr

    • @Omiriona
      @Omiriona ปีที่แล้ว +323

      We gotta form a plan to put them back to sleep it's unnerving 😧

    • @uponitad
      @uponitad ปีที่แล้ว +150

      @@Omiriona omggg YESSS!!! Hopefully before they get their "downloads"

    • @z3onix
      @z3onix ปีที่แล้ว +18

      @@Omiriona yess

    • @glitch_s0up
      @glitch_s0up ปีที่แล้ว

      This man is not the same as ‘awake’, I think he’s delusions like the download girl.

  • @flammable4046
    @flammable4046 ปีที่แล้ว +4319

    Imagine talking to his kids and they start aggressively singing happy birthday to make you age

    • @Otherworldly23
      @Otherworldly23 ปีที่แล้ว +351

      The visualization made me cackle so hard

    • @nandita_p
      @nandita_p ปีที่แล้ว +226

      I would love it if his neighbors just start singing "Happy birthday" every time they see him in an attempt to age him quickly. Will he start saying it's a Conspiracy against him😂😂

    • @daphtaniaabdon123
      @daphtaniaabdon123 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      😂😂😂😂😂

    • @lixistheloml
      @lixistheloml ปีที่แล้ว +9

      LMAOOOO 😂😂😂😂

    • @shadowladyy
      @shadowladyy ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@nandita_p i love this😂

  • @thestarofhopesinging
    @thestarofhopesinging ปีที่แล้ว +238

    The fact that he's saying these things with a straight face is mind boggling 🤦‍♀️

    • @rafaelcabana1966
      @rafaelcabana1966 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      It's clearly a persona. He's a provocateur.

    • @carolmckinzey9041
      @carolmckinzey9041 18 วันที่ผ่านมา

      Its schizophrenia. He believes every word he's saying.

  • @broineedcoffeeasap
    @broineedcoffeeasap 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +69

    i often wonder like these ppl keep saying the govt is hiding this, the govt is lying abt that, but like what govt? do u realise different countries have different govts?

    • @WithBailey
      @WithBailey 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +7

      Lol we have 18 different intelligence agencies just in the US

    • @auriniu
      @auriniu หลายเดือนก่อน

      And also why are they lying about it? Why does the government care about lying to ppl about shits? What do they gain? Why wouldn't they just say the truth unless they have a motive? But they don't have a motive, bc they don't care about ppl shitting

    • @KimSearch865
      @KimSearch865 28 วันที่ผ่านมา

      Oh, no no no! There is a secret cabal that runs the entire world from Antarctica!! Don’t you know?? 😅

  • @shravanidaptardar2649
    @shravanidaptardar2649 ปีที่แล้ว +3446

    U can literally see his mind buffering before spewing *facts* 😂😂

  • @amesie9384
    @amesie9384 ปีที่แล้ว +2677

    The irony is he thinks he’s humiliating someone else, calling them out, when he’s only humiliating himself. 😭

    • @ariscosollover73
      @ariscosollover73 ปีที่แล้ว +64

      The proud face he made tho 🫢

    • @3llevate
      @3llevate ปีที่แล้ว

      Yes, those heavy blinks are so condescending and he has no self doubt, at all! He's a very dumb narcissist!

    • @icu3869
      @icu3869 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      19:43 Oh? Then WHY did everybody congregate in a room for 2-seconds, like :”this guy’s humiliating us?BRUTALLY!?” I mean, missed it-I only heard about it from Him... Wait, how did HE know about it?

    • @GabomaToon
      @GabomaToon 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

      We shouldn't even argue with him because it's obvious that he's only trying to make money. I don't mean to offend him. I understand that he needs it but is it really the right way to do it ?

    • @icu3869
      @icu3869 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

      ⁠@@GabomaToonNo. This isn’t the right way to make money, but it’s obvious that *money* isn’t his motivation- he’s compelled by delusions, ego, and a thirst for power and influence. He’d do this for free( and probably does.)

  • @brittanieferguson727
    @brittanieferguson727 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +64

    😂 ah yes the literacy spell: "A B C D E F G...."

  • @ethanol1586
    @ethanol1586 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +23

    This is the shepherd that will lead his entire flock straight onto incoming traffic

  • @kafkawanter.
    @kafkawanter. ปีที่แล้ว +2443

    He is like the male version of that tiktok girl who gets "downloads"

    • @kafkawanter.
      @kafkawanter. ปีที่แล้ว +96

      Nvm you added that girl 🤣

    • @z3onix
      @z3onix ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Yeah

    • @haechaneaha
      @haechaneaha ปีที่แล้ว +5

      downloads??

    • @preciouslyunhinged
      @preciouslyunhinged ปีที่แล้ว +26

      😂😂😂😂😂😂😂download from higher self

    • @catyay8528
      @catyay8528 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      XD

  • @kikis.edits.
    @kikis.edits. ปีที่แล้ว +1908

    I lost a brain cell every time he opened his mouth 💀

    • @makailamiller1583
      @makailamiller1583 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      Fr

    • @ohhdess
      @ohhdess ปีที่แล้ว +19

      Ongggg😂

    • @laulau6274
      @laulau6274 ปีที่แล้ว +37

      Same I already had just two left and now all of them are gone💀

    • @alphone1333
      @alphone1333 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      Happy birthday to you, Happy birthday to you 🎉

    • @glitchhoffe1293
      @glitchhoffe1293 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@laulau6274 r.i.p to your brain cells 😔

  • @Иная
    @Иная 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +73

    "Shit! Where does it go?! NO ONE KNOWS. Where are they puting the shit?!"
    My favorite conspiracy now

    • @Иная
      @Иная 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +6

      The fact, that he tries to wake people with questions "where do they put our shit" * wheeze* and create vibe of fear and unknown with it

  • @dazeval2372
    @dazeval2372 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +93

    I could watch this all day, Rebal just having a one sided conversation with crazy conspiracy theorists 😂

  • @jiminslips3358
    @jiminslips3358 ปีที่แล้ว +1342

    The fact that he has kids is actually kind of scary

    • @drexyspivey
      @drexyspivey ปีที่แล้ว +93

      Poor things. How embarrassing for them one day

    • @thatonegarlicinthesoup5543
      @thatonegarlicinthesoup5543 ปีที่แล้ว +66

      i grew up with a "everyone is after me" dad. I'm still lucky he didn't shove it down our throat everyday. but still it affected everyone a lot.

    • @cherrysprinkles1311
      @cherrysprinkles1311 ปีที่แล้ว

      ​@@thatonegarlicinthesoup5543 he may have spme mental illness, maybe a therapist will help

    • @thatonegarlicinthesoup5543
      @thatonegarlicinthesoup5543 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      @@cherrysprinkles1311 he does have undiagnosed but very obvious severe ptsd but he refuses to get help

    • @emmakraus6834
      @emmakraus6834 ปีที่แล้ว

      Who would procreate with him is what I’m so concerned about

  • @kiaracoreas5667
    @kiaracoreas5667 ปีที่แล้ว +1004

    The scariest thing of this all, is the fact this lunatic it’s an actual parent to an innocent child.

    • @manonj7990
      @manonj7990 ปีที่แล้ว +102

      And he’s married! Like girl… RUN!

    • @maldita97
      @maldita97 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +54

      Hopefully, when they're old enough, they'll do better. We're not our parents so I have high hopes.

    • @aggrocd1985
      @aggrocd1985 3 หลายเดือนก่อน

      ​@manonj7990 where did you see that he is married?

    • @Texaslife98
      @Texaslife98 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      @@maldita97Sadly MOST people do become their parents in some variation

    • @KimSearch865
      @KimSearch865 28 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

      My first thought!! 🤦‍♀️ Sorry kids!! 💔

  • @spiritthedemoncat7876
    @spiritthedemoncat7876 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +49

    The sad thing is that I think there is an intelligent conversation to be had here if he only researched the topics that he was talking about and was willing to listen to other peoples' explanations, because several of the questions he had were good ones, but he didn't take the time to actually figure things out rationally before spitting out the first idea that entered his brain. A lack of understanding these topics is what destroyed him, and his unwillingness to search for answers through informational means didn't help. I guess "Google is lying to us."

    • @aggrocd1985
      @aggrocd1985 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      Oh he knows, he is a TikTok content creator.

    • @hollyyoung2850
      @hollyyoung2850 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      Google does actually work on an algorithm which gives different content to different users. Well, the top answers are different at least.
      It’s still no excuse to believe you are an expert without doing any research AT ALL. Or that anyone needs to hear your babbling thoughts.

  • @fizbonetv2816
    @fizbonetv2816 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +11

    My mother literally speaks like this guy and drives me absolutely insane

    • @Иная
      @Иная 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      Stay strong, they are just having fun and games, like kids who live through their roles and imagination too strong

  • @nomthamadlala6562
    @nomthamadlala6562 ปีที่แล้ว +1081

    I'm not sure if he's clinically delusional, schizophrenic or just joking 💀

    • @eldritch-rage
      @eldritch-rage ปีที่แล้ว +85

      The first two are not mutually exclusive.
      He's way too committed to be joking

    • @SunsetEnvy
      @SunsetEnvy ปีที่แล้ว +34

      Probably all

    • @3llevate
      @3llevate ปีที่แล้ว

      He might just be dumb and a narcissist, so he really thinks he's smarter than most.. the way he blinks at us as if he's dropping some insane truth, tells me he has NO self doubt, NO humility.. he might be delusional, or just very dumb and hard headed/narcissistic

    • @icu3869
      @icu3869 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +42

      They say there's a fine line between genius and insanity, but he's at the Other end of that spectrum: is he insanely Dumb, or So dumb it's insane? Wait- I think those are the same thing- either way, there he is.(yeah, I'm here , too- obviously)

    • @MayNguyen
      @MayNguyen 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +17

      Probably manic

  • @will_ow96
    @will_ow96 ปีที่แล้ว +1924

    as a sheeple, i would just like to say that you explained everything very well in this video. thank u, fellow sheep

    • @vviinnoo
      @vviinnoo ปีที่แล้ว +5

      2 months and 1.3k likes later..

    • @SunsetEnvy
      @SunsetEnvy ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Baaah baah baah baaaah?

    • @Atan55555
      @Atan55555 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      ​@@SunsetEnvybaah baa?

    • @RaySSN2311
      @RaySSN2311 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      @@Atan55555 your comment translate to 'Need it?' for me.... or is it only for me..

    • @Atan55555
      @Atan55555 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      @@RaySSN2311 ...baa ba baaaah?...

  • @G3nkki.Doll_
    @G3nkki.Doll_ 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +17

    Him trying to come up with what to say is like me trying to make the conversation interesting after running out of tea to spill 😭✋ the awkward stare and stumble over words is soooo real

  • @TheLastFreeDaisy
    @TheLastFreeDaisy 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +19

    Doesn't believe in the sun. But shares his Sun sign Scorpio 😂

  • @nix452
    @nix452 ปีที่แล้ว +985

    “Yes it’s called urban planning”😂🤣🤣🤣 this was gold!
    Common sense is not that common

    • @sophien5416
      @sophien5416 ปีที่แล้ว

      This cult is against Urban Planning...they are rallying against 15 minute cities now cause they think it will cause segregation so THEY can control us in districts.

    • @Christaey
      @Christaey 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +8

      Like it was "planned" 😅🤣

  • @kirstenlambert7152
    @kirstenlambert7152 ปีที่แล้ว +2178

    I relate to Rebal being allergic to idiots lmao

    • @z3onix
      @z3onix ปีที่แล้ว +15

      Sameee

    • @makailamiller1583
      @makailamiller1583 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Fr

    • @kirstenlambert7152
      @kirstenlambert7152 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @Dont_B_MuD Tuo_can_sam_ouT In what world do you live in where “sleep” means “stupid”? And honeybun I used the word “idiot” NOT “stupid”, so I think YOUR throne that’s actually “asleep” here my love, but you do you boo.😊💜

    • @aquamarine2222
      @aquamarine2222 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      fr like get on rebals level

    • @lori5571
      @lori5571 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@Dont_B_MuDTuo_can_sam_ou-kg1qq………

  • @AngieCee1
    @AngieCee1 ปีที่แล้ว +46

    Your videos are hilarious. I'm 45 and the cringe makes me feel 70. He's gonna find out one day that he's been the delusional one.. the embarrassment might end him.

    • @Texaslife98
      @Texaslife98 2 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Usually stupid people just get stupider

  • @Иная
    @Иная 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +6

    If we all asleep, why do we all want and need to sleep so much

  • @blueberryuwu6663
    @blueberryuwu6663 ปีที่แล้ว +968

    This guy is just like me when I make up random shit to write in my math exam i didn't study for 💀

  • @seemalnaeemnaeemmuzaffar8796
    @seemalnaeemnaeemmuzaffar8796 ปีที่แล้ว +1126

    Can we appreciate how Rebal actually knows what he is talking abt... a proud bestie moment

    • @warriorfitstyle3086
      @warriorfitstyle3086 ปีที่แล้ว +61

      No actually, hes so smart!

    • @niamenhera
      @niamenhera ปีที่แล้ว +56

      omg right!!! rebal is an educated bestie, i could never, im dumb lmao.

    • @icu3869
      @icu3869 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +6

      Damn, how are you that fine, funny And smart? And a Good Person TOO?!? Come ON- Rebal. If we weren't besties, I'd have an unbearable crush on you.

  • @jangchuko8509
    @jangchuko8509 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +27

    oh my god, this was hilarious, I can't stop laughing at him being so surprised by the most natural things that he thinks he came out with and only he thought of.

  • @sandraguerfi7599
    @sandraguerfi7599 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +6

    Now all I can imagine is people being paid too do nothing but poo for fake people. 😂

  • @kavyalm1253
    @kavyalm1253 ปีที่แล้ว +884

    As an engineer, this man trying to understand basics of physics is soooo funny to me🤣🤣when he said he has intelligent conversations with his kids...do you??do you though??

    • @dcarter455
      @dcarter455 ปีที่แล้ว +68

      I love this bc as someone who is not an engineer, I don’t have to fully comprehend this stuff to believe it exists and affects my daily life. But I guess that’s why I’m sleep so😅

    • @unapologeticallyb5068
      @unapologeticallyb5068 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      Him trying to understand poop and the mechanics of it is my favorite

    • @vishnuroy6125
      @vishnuroy6125 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      Honestly it’s hilarious…. Why does he think scientists are just randomly saying things.. like bro getting through peer review is a bitch… academia sucks the goddamn soul out of you when you are trying to establish that the hypothesis that you have is a good explanation… like come on now..

    • @annyfid1129
      @annyfid1129 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      I feel you 😂😂 laughed lots

    • @icu3869
      @icu3869 11 หลายเดือนก่อน

      I bet he'd say being an "engineer" doesn't mean ANYTHING about who is smarter- You Drive A Train. It's big, but its on a track-YOU arent in charge of THAT MUCH. You laugh at what you dont understand- I'll LET you to protect your fragile ego- anyone can see right thru you.Yeah, even my KID. Just cuz you and your kid are dumb doesn't mean we ALL are.

  • @z3onix
    @z3onix ปีที่แล้ว +666

    At least the other girl was bothered enough to make up reasons this guy didn't even try 😂

    • @makailamiller1583
      @makailamiller1583 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      😂😂😂 fr

    • @puppy7519
      @puppy7519 ปีที่แล้ว

      Yeah he literally talk about shits

    • @mgachatv
      @mgachatv 11 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Fr

  • @haileycamarob9929
    @haileycamarob9929 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +9

    If they don’t want you to know what’s happening in other countries by having different languages then why do we have access to apps/videos, and classes to learn those languages 💀😭??

  • @ashleymalik7125
    @ashleymalik7125 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

    The way I spilled my food out my mouth when you sang the happy birthday song to him. 😂😂😂😂💀💀

  • @aga5463
    @aga5463 ปีที่แล้ว +501

    my only question is how does Mario know how to use tiktok if he doesn't even know how to use google💀

    • @faxxxxx
      @faxxxxx ปีที่แล้ว

      Google is a form of spell🤣🤣🤣🤣he won’t believe shit he read the “woke ppl” gets on my nerves bc they look stupid

    • @dianabates5860
      @dianabates5860 ปีที่แล้ว +40

      THESE are the questions that should be asked!!!

    • @Pain_Ito
      @Pain_Ito 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +6

      that’s because he’s pretending for the sake of views🤦‍♂️

    • @RealmsSMPStudios
      @RealmsSMPStudios 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      @@Pain_Itoit’s been kinda proven that this man’s clearly a nut job…

  • @jenluvsgoddd
    @jenluvsgoddd ปีที่แล้ว +692

    he took the phrase "ignorance is bliss" to a new level💀

  • @jamielandon1273
    @jamielandon1273 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +8

    This guy is so annoying. He thinks because he memorized some statistics that’s he’s now an intelligent being. Wrong 😂

  • @EntropyAndSingularity
    @EntropyAndSingularity 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +12

    People freeze in space because they can’t live in non-matter places. Like- they live on Earth where that stuff does happen, so they can’t in space where it doesn’t.

  • @marushka123
    @marushka123 ปีที่แล้ว +479

    My father was an engineer who spent 8 years building sewerage water treatment plants.
    I would’ve liked to have seen his reaction to this guy.

    • @LaSheii-cw7iz
      @LaSheii-cw7iz 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +44

      But did he work in the steel company, tho!? 🤣🤣🤣

    • @CreestofOfficial
      @CreestofOfficial 3 วันที่ผ่านมา

      If I showed this video to my old Physics and Chemistry teachers, maybe even with that one with Alex or whatever her name was, they'd be like this
      Me: So, what do you think of it?
      The teachers: *on the floor laughing in E=mc squared*

  • @_yuser
    @_yuser ปีที่แล้ว +418

    the perfect example of "you may win an argument against an intelligent person but you can't win one against a stupid person." 💀
    kids pls stay in school.

  • @nagybotond713
    @nagybotond713 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +7

    man, time hasn't been kind to poor Jacksepticeye.

  • @Th3K3yblad3Wi3ld3r
    @Th3K3yblad3Wi3ld3r 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

    If you were floating in space with no protection, the side facing the sun would be boiling, and the other side would also be boiling but from cold, and you would have interesting things happen to your anatomy because space is a vacuum.

  • @wafapatel617
    @wafapatel617 ปีที่แล้ว +418

    I feel sorry for his kids- 😭✋🏻

    • @heralisa3202
      @heralisa3202 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      Oml he has kids

    • @spleens7831
      @spleens7831 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      HE HAS KIDS?!?! NAURR

  • @SeonasStudio
    @SeonasStudio ปีที่แล้ว +630

    As the daughter of a surveyor, who has created many suburb maps based on my dads land subdivisions, this dude trying to figure out how house numbering works melted my brain a little.

  • @Trippity-hv3ml
    @Trippity-hv3ml 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

    I love the comparison of space to a thermos😆😆😆

  • @ranrin_d0130
    @ranrin_d0130 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    I personally think its pretty normal to question the things he questions and this idea that everyone is out to get you, but it stops being normal once you turn 12

  • @igose
    @igose ปีที่แล้ว +199

    Man I failed physics, chemistry and biology many times in high school but I can connect some fucking dots and explain things scientificly, this man is nuts

  • @TheBearASMR
    @TheBearASMR ปีที่แล้ว +599

    I'm not even "cringed by" the creators of these videos, what gets me is the followers.

    • @ofh999
      @ofh999 ปีที่แล้ว +67

      the people who go "oh damn fuck school scientists and their proven hypothesis, THIS random guy on tiktok is speaking FACTS" 🐡

    • @kristinoleka8957
      @kristinoleka8957 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@ofh999 exactly 🌚🌚

    • @spleens7831
      @spleens7831 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Frr

    • @splishh686
      @splishh686 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      the woman who thought she was making some revolutionary observation when she said that you can’t see cities during plane flights.. i have never been so close to losing my faith in humanity in my entire life.

    • @sabinamakubo926
      @sabinamakubo926 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      the ones who gets me the most are flat earthers

  • @moohHa22
    @moohHa22 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +8

    I’m brand new to your channel, I don’t know how I’ve missed you so far.
    I have chuckled so much as I’m going through your videos; I just love your sense of humour, your scathing and witty quips are right up my street!
    I’ve subscribed because I foresee many more days of binging your videos ahead 🙌🏼

  • @user-zi2si7op8r
    @user-zi2si7op8r 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    The only reason why he doesn't talk to his kids like their little kids is because he doesn't have any

  • @RumeshaJeyavudeen
    @RumeshaJeyavudeen ปีที่แล้ว +134

    All these people have the same look in their eyes. As if they’re in a state of delusional enlightenment…like they are experiencing 3AM thoughts overload but got stuck there

  • @yuriosato3565
    @yuriosato3565 ปีที่แล้ว +162

    This man is what i mean when i say dumb people are physically painful to be around 😭💀

  • @IR1NA_ED1TZ
    @IR1NA_ED1TZ 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +8

    HE CAN DO ALL THIS SCIENCE AND MATH BUT HE DOESNT BELIEVE IN WHAT IS BASICALLY KEEPING HIM ALIVE..

  • @aggrocd1985
    @aggrocd1985 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

    I used to have a friend like this, but I had to walk away. I was getting into glass blowing and he told me I have to make my own glass with sand and fire and that glass does not come pre-made.

  • @user-wy2bi2ix1f
    @user-wy2bi2ix1f ปีที่แล้ว +385

    The thing is this man has kids and is potentially in a relationship like who WHO IS PATIENT ENOUGH TO SUPPORT HIM, WHOEVER YOU ARE, WE ARE HERE FOR YOU IF YOU NEED HELP

    • @litol.spring
      @litol.spring ปีที่แล้ว +52

      You wouldn't wanna help the person that STAYED with him. Prolly the download girl 😂

    • @user-jo3st1xs1q
      @user-jo3st1xs1q 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +8

      @@litol.springI was just about to say that. It’s definitely the download girl 🤣🤣🤣

  • @justonedayy_
    @justonedayy_ ปีที่แล้ว +240

    This man's proof of why not everyone should have a platform

    • @RebellionFreedom
      @RebellionFreedom 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      Mario is better than network TV. 🤣🤣🤣

    • @TheRealBambihooves
      @TheRealBambihooves 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      That's a fact. 😮

    • @RockUnicornCorn
      @RockUnicornCorn 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

      They seriously should make every possible influencer go through a mental health study, before giving them a platform

  • @ainelael
    @ainelael 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

    is he like...paranoid? About the government?

  • @annyfid1129
    @annyfid1129 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    That man is exhausting! Watching just for the reactions and comments.
    Anyways, I laughed through out the whole thing 😂😂😂

  • @JT9609
    @JT9609 ปีที่แล้ว +562

    As a French woman I feel excluded that not everybody speak French in this world 😂
    But I feel really sad that I have studied English for most of my life to understand all the Bullshit that Mario said... 👀 I'm pretty happy to be a Sheep that understand maths and Physics 😂

    • @libelinhaa2079
      @libelinhaa2079 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      😂 same. TikTok is doing a real number on America.

    • @azerux2648
      @azerux2648 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      tbh better to be a sheep than having a shepherd with a rotting brain

    • @lunaas1029
      @lunaas1029 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      ⁠@@libelinhaa2079American has always been suffering💀

    • @unapologeticallyb5068
      @unapologeticallyb5068 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

      Sis said "This video makes me wish I didn't speak English" hahaha

    • @ieouti
      @ieouti 6 หลายเดือนก่อน

      without sheep there wouldn’t even be shepherds

  • @brooklynnheinxzz
    @brooklynnheinxzz ปีที่แล้ว +179

    my own mother is one of these people, definitely not nearly as intense but it’s just so baffling 💀

    • @calmsociety2569
      @calmsociety2569 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Why do they think like that

    • @brooklynnheinxzz
      @brooklynnheinxzz ปีที่แล้ว +37

      @@calmsociety2569 honestly, i think it’s something they have to grab onto and hope for to make them feel better? at least in my mothers case. loss grief mental health etc idk

    • @libera7161
      @libera7161 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      I'm sorry. Mine too. Just ignore it. It's literally the only thing you can do to keep the peace.

  • @zahra_1864
    @zahra_1864 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

    I haven’t experienced this level of cringe in a long time.

  • @user-po8vd3dy1q
    @user-po8vd3dy1q 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

    OH MY GOD!! He has KIDS? CPS needs to be informed. Seriously

  • @OftenEllinor
    @OftenEllinor ปีที่แล้ว +133

    Dude could really just learn new languages, literally no one is stopping him but he's acting like someone is stopping him from communicating with people who speak any other language 😂 He just wants everyone to speak HIS language that he already knows.

  • @Ruw4ru
    @Ruw4ru ปีที่แล้ว +626

    Imagine he was your babysitter as a kid 😅

    • @z3onix
      @z3onix ปีที่แล้ว +77

      I think me and him would need to switch roles ngl

    • @katushikita_
      @katushikita_ ปีที่แล้ว +45

      id rather have a serial killer babysitter ong

    • @Ruw4ru
      @Ruw4ru ปีที่แล้ว +32

      Parents would come home to so many questions and things to correct 🙃

    • @Ami-er1kl
      @Ami-er1kl ปีที่แล้ว +28

      I’d rather not think abt that i may just cry 💀💀💀

    • @r.g.36
      @r.g.36 ปีที่แล้ว

      ✨your friendly neighborhood conspiracy theorist Neo the shephard ✨😌

  • @tiredzei
    @tiredzei ปีที่แล้ว +2

    wasn't expecting to tune into an enlightening physics conversation in a rebal video but not complaining lmao i enjoyed this very much :) good job rebal!

  • @Qdelilah
    @Qdelilah ปีที่แล้ว +7

    This man is basically the answer to what happens after a brain injury 🤣🤣🤣🤣 like learning is hard aint it 😂😂😂

  • @olliesworld4474
    @olliesworld4474 ปีที่แล้ว +438

    let’s take a minute and appreciate that rebal actually paid attention in science 😭🙏🙏

  • @________thirteen_161
    @________thirteen_161 ปีที่แล้ว +263

    I’m studying biology in college and it’s really scary how so many people just don’t understand what it is and use this to say you can’t trust it. My own father pooped on my studies and future career like it was normal… like it’s just people saying stuff like any propaganda. What a world we live in 😌👌

    • @laiatezenas3300
      @laiatezenas3300 ปีที่แล้ว

      It's insane how conspiracy theorists will try to ruin any given piece of science. I've a friend who once faced one of those as she was explaining what her thesis was about (Medieval Spanish art). This random dude firmly believed that the Middle Ages didn't exist and were an invention to confuse us. It was wild.

    • @czerabenny2229
      @czerabenny2229 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Pooped on…? 💀💀

    • @Mashy8722
      @Mashy8722 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      I had to re-read this twice cause ‘pooped on’ was just not clicking in my brain 😂😂

    • @addyshorhnr3544
      @addyshorhnr3544 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      I plan to go into mirco. Hello fellow solider of the supposed conspiracy.

    • @ryanwalter3471
      @ryanwalter3471 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      The worst part is the stuff that Mario is saying, you don’t even need to be a biologist or any scientist to understand. All you need is the ability to think critically and joe to use google😂 but good luck in your studies because biology is a hard one, I went from bio to communications so I commend your efforts 😊

  • @deborahvretis3195
    @deborahvretis3195 ปีที่แล้ว +14

    This man needs help. He definitely knows what he is doing and doing it anyway. He thinks he is a victim. smh

  • @TheUniverse0000dotcom
    @TheUniverse0000dotcom 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

    Yes the sun is hot on the surface, it is in the core ~15.000.000°c ~27.000.000°f ~15.000.000°k, and the surface of the sun is ~10.000°f ~5.500°c ~5.770°k

  • @narmeenmousa2279
    @narmeenmousa2279 ปีที่แล้ว +210

    I love how ignorant and confident he is lmao

  • @Georgia-kf6pu
    @Georgia-kf6pu ปีที่แล้ว +71

    "Abcd.....its a spell", erm no my dude....that is the alphabet😂. These kinda people you see in your town centre, naked in the middle of the day talking to themselves..... only problem is now they've got access to the internet😂

  • @telestoxo9858
    @telestoxo9858 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

    I lost it when he started asking where shits go because it reminds me of the Key & Peele skit where he asks "yo can i ax you a question on the real?... aye man where my dookie go?" 😂

  • @Mel_Issa_143
    @Mel_Issa_143 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    I have your videos playing in the background while I’m working from home… your commentary and background noises 😂 it keeps me cracking up 😆

  • @stuti6923
    @stuti6923 ปีที่แล้ว +132

    This man made me feel smarter than all my years of education

  • @Mhadjeb
    @Mhadjeb ปีที่แล้ว +96

    His kids needs to be saved ASAP.

  • @Mc_Barbietoes
    @Mc_Barbietoes 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

    The sun is 15 million degrees Celsius as a whole not just the surface 🗿😭

  • @wisteriyaki
    @wisteriyaki 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

    bro has been living in Minecraft mode to think the sun has corners and sides

  • @gakailyn9249
    @gakailyn9249 ปีที่แล้ว +233

    I would choke and die for a Kurtis Conner collab.

  • @__4212
    @__4212 ปีที่แล้ว +244

    How does he even have a wife?! I mean who would accept him as a partner 💀

    • @lolalovegood
      @lolalovegood ปีที่แล้ว +19

      I was just thinking about the same thing!

    • @syyyyyyyyyytr
      @syyyyyyyyyytr ปีที่แล้ว +59

      maybe his partner is just as the same as him💀💀💀

    • @__4212
      @__4212 ปีที่แล้ว +53

      @@syyyyyyyyyytr What if it was the downloads gurl..

    • @canesugar911
      @canesugar911 ปีที่แล้ว

      Download girlll

    • @J7YZ
      @J7YZ ปีที่แล้ว

      Answer you're looking for...
      Someone as stupid as he is. 😂

  • @salh9276
    @salh9276 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    If this is a shepherd, i rather stay the sheep 🤦‍♀️🤣

  • @shawnariggs2485
    @shawnariggs2485 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    Honestly, you are so great the way you call him out on his stupidity, In such a funny way is just amazing.😂❤

  • @portisdead
    @portisdead ปีที่แล้ว +70

    Is he trying to communicate through Morse code via blinking

  • @waniaawais5297
    @waniaawais5297 ปีที่แล้ว +212

    The girl was illogical and funny and just ridiculous but he's just creepy... Like what if people actually start getting influenced by him....

    • @mrmagic.3149
      @mrmagic.3149 ปีที่แล้ว

      yeah if a woman does this kind of things she is just dumb and funny and if a man does this he is creepy, bravo to your mindset 🤡

    • @VeryTaeminty100
      @VeryTaeminty100 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      yeah we're done for...

    • @kiaracoreas5667
      @kiaracoreas5667 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      It would become a cult

    • @Bubbleheist
      @Bubbleheist ปีที่แล้ว

      I think the real sheeple are the ones that do get influenced cuz damn...who would be stupid enough to believe him 😂 (and yet.)

    • @sophien5416
      @sophien5416 ปีที่แล้ว

      ​@@VeryTaeminty100 dude it already is. These people are in my city protesting in the corner and it gets bigger and bigger. Like a big, collective dumby cancer.

  • @BalancedBunny222
    @BalancedBunny222 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    I love watching conspiracy videos but your commentary on them is even better 😂😂😂you're funny kid

  • @slytherinlynn93
    @slytherinlynn93 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

    your humorous reactions is HILARIOUS 🤣 thank you for the laughs!!! 🎉

  • @Jimin-ci4ed
    @Jimin-ci4ed ปีที่แล้ว +201

    As someone who studies biology and gets reminded of how science works, and is real ,everyday at school . the way Rebal reacts to this bs it's like music to my ears . It's so nice to see people have actual brain and think in a logic way and respond with actual arguments, it's satisfying.
    I 've had a discussion with someone not long ago about Cleopatra not being black and the other person started questioning everything they teach us at school or even in uni , and when she wasn't making sens she brought faith and religion into it and honestly it was so exhausting I totally understand how you felt listening to this guy.

    • @zizojaezekeom3565
      @zizojaezekeom3565 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Hi bestie i study Biology too and i was laughing my ass off 😂😂

    • @riyapatel8409
      @riyapatel8409 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

      Hi bestie.i feel you.

    • @user-jo3st1xs1q
      @user-jo3st1xs1q 8 หลายเดือนก่อน

      It’s so ridiculous. I mean who tf cares that much about some dead woman’s skin colour?!?! Pathetic that people actually argue about that, it brings no form of intelligence whatsoever; it’s like the flat earth round earth theory. One is right one is wrong and then what…you get a million dollars? You go to heaven? What a stupid woman and argument to have 😒

  • @nayussysuccer
    @nayussysuccer ปีที่แล้ว +90

    I consider myself to be below average in intelligence but this man makes me feel smart.

  • @sadieanneXO
    @sadieanneXO 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    Rebals “ima tell you what’s up-god father face” never fails to make my day 😂❤️

  • @ForestRot_
    @ForestRot_ ปีที่แล้ว +2

    I didn't actually know the thing with plots being the reason the numbers jump. Thank you for teaching me that.

  • @amandaleighplans
    @amandaleighplans ปีที่แล้ว +121

    I have never laughed as hard as I did during the home address part holy shit

    • @unapologeticallyb5068
      @unapologeticallyb5068 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +8

      I CREID when he started talking about poop

    • @LuckyParfait-xx7fl
      @LuckyParfait-xx7fl 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      Worked 8 years as an urban planner. Both the "planned address" and "poop conspiracy" sent me howling

    • @sprig5173
      @sprig5173 6 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Numbers don't just go up & down you know...

  • @ebeee
    @ebeee ปีที่แล้ว +101

    It's a talent how someone can get so heated while saying essentially nothing at all.

  • @elinamarie30
    @elinamarie30 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

    The sad part is there are so many people out there denying science. And seemingly “normal” people too. It’s also scary that many of these people are even in STEM fields. My brother is a literal ENGINEER and he would constantly call me delusional and a sheeple when he was spewing conspiracies and I tried to explain the science (particularly medical science since my degree is in medical lab science). The worst part is, when you start to make sense they start with personal attacks. I eventually stopped trying to talk any sense into him. But even then he would try to pick fights. It had gotten so toxic that we don’t actually have a relationship anymore.

  • @chelseahealingtoheal
    @chelseahealingtoheal 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    😂 BEST reaction channel ever, I just love you 😂

  • @uselessmagicc
    @uselessmagicc ปีที่แล้ว +88

    The fact that he’s trying to indoctrinate people into his weird cult-like thing and he’s like the most uncharismatic person ever

  • @meekamikamocha
    @meekamikamocha ปีที่แล้ว +116

    REBAL!!! After watching this I went to check his Tok and he was live. I politely tried to engage on his live and to keep it short, he blocked me cuz he didn’t like the q’s I was asking. I recorded the convo and want to send it to you!! Let me know how I can. Thanks bestie ❤ love ya lots

    • @meekamikamocha
      @meekamikamocha ปีที่แล้ว +19

      If you don’t see this I may try sending this to your email listed on your channel. Hope you’re interested and want to have a laugh with me 😂

    • @talktrendswithKristen
      @talktrendswithKristen 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      Omg I want to see 😂

  • @melissasabie722
    @melissasabie722 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    Your laugh is infectious!! You got me cracking up .. this dudes thought process and his lip smacking is just plain out there! 😅