oh shit!!!! i just realized that. Parker also actually fought Green Goblin as Peter Parker as well in the burning building earlier, so during the dinner table, Green Goblin should known that Peter is the same guy he fought earlier but for some reason he was shock after Peter said he fought him earlier XD
The man the myth the legend. I could watch a sequel every year til I died with scrawny strong Tobey torpedoing iron clock hands at folks, and stopping trains with his webs. Spiderman 2 was like the closest it gets to Batman Returns. I blame 100% of that on Michelle Pfeiffer just going straight Shakespearean with it. Woman is class itself.
Green Goblin can't believe Peter Parker is so stupid that his secret identity name would be 'Peter Parker'. He's playing 4D chess while Peter is playing 1D chess.
I hope The Human Spider reads this message... he needs to go over The Superhero Movie (the one with Kevin Hart and Leslie Nielsen), and mix in some scenes with The Dragonfly/Spiderman.
- What's your name, kid? - I'm Peter Parker - That's the best you got? - Yeah -That's sucks. $3000 will be payed to the terrifying, the deadly, the amazing Tobey Maguire!!!
He’s like, “if the photographer took a picture of Parker, maybe Parker took a picture of the photographer too.” I need Parker’s camera!” Norman does has a troubled relationship with mirrors after all.
How this man never runs out of idea's is truly impressive. I hope Tobey and Andrew come back in secret wars for more memes, but also because it would just be awesome.
0:53 "You stole MJ from me" "You're right, I did" "I'm gonna get some rest..." "Gonna Cry?" That literally fits so perfectly😆🤣 But I feel bad for Harry
That dinner scene is hilarious bc Norman knew that he was fighting Peter as the Green Goblin, yet he still acted surprised when Peter told him, like he forgot or something lol
I love that Parker literally takes pictures of himself *in the mirror* with the phone fully visible in his hand with the flash and everything and Goblin can't figure out who's taking the pictures when Jameson tells him it's Parker. It actually reminds me of Riddler from Arkham Knight
I like how in this version, where Osborn learned of Peters cut, it wasn’t that he realized who Spider-Man was, but rather he was just confused that Peter was here in the first place
Peter taking pictures of himself -- with a white smartphone no less -- flexing and posing in front of the mirror, was absolute perfection. And then Jameson reacting to them was just icing on the cake.
Why did Jameson hire him if he thinks he's a menace? In the original movies and comics, Jameson didn't know that Peter Parker was Spider-Man. But with Peter doing the Spider-Man stuff as himself, Jameson knowingly hired someone he hated. No wonder Green Goblin didn't believe him when he answered the question of who took the pictures of Parker.
"Whatever life holds in store for me, I will never forget these words: Do I get to suck you this time?" Legendary script hats off to "The Human Spider" 😂😂
2:35 I think Norman was in complete denial about the whole parker thing 😲 I mean the poor guy didn't want to acknowledge the fact that his favourite (son) son's friend was the Parker
In this version Norman didn't leave to go plot something, he left because he was embarrassed it took him that long to make the connection the Peter Parker he was fighting was his son's friend by the same name.
He can be forgiven; it's really a fairly common name. I'm pretty sure Pete's dad was a famous seafaring tiger, or something..? And then you've got Parker Brothers... so many Parkers (at _least_ 3...) it's starting to look like the Kardashians in NYC.
@@knuckle12356 But he couldn't even tell that it was the same person just by looking at him. That, along with the fact that his name is Peter Parker, should be enough of a tipoff that it's the same person.
It showed how much of a newbie Goblin was despite the destruction he caused. Peter's wrist was right in his face and Norman didn't recognize his own handy work. 😂
Pierced deep in my belly by my own glider Broken your servant I kneel (sort of) (Will you stab it into me?) It seems what's left of my spleen and liver Is slowly dying in me (Will you stab it into me?) Looking at my own glider When suddenly it charges Violently it charges (oh no) There is nothing left of my back now You've woken up the goblin in me Get up, come on get down with MJ’s nipples Get up, come on get down with MJ’s nipples Get up, come on get down with MJ’s nipples
This is madness..😂😂😂😂...I laugh so hard at the end...whoever edit this you're genius..it easy to.make someone angry but not easy too for make someone laugh
Part 2 here: th-cam.com/video/aQX9SIMSWHs/w-d-xo.html
Thanks 🙏
I love it 🥰 thank you 🙏 ok 👍
Wkwkak
@@maribapakarahkan3594 &gyi hu ye yzyf
Tobby is a real Spider Man
- "Who take the photo of Parker?"
- "Parker"
- "YOU'RE LYING" 😂
😂😂😂
Fr I'd think he'd be trolling
He's not the sharpest knife in the drawer.
I can't stop laughing at that 😂
IT IS TRUE!
- "Who is the photographer who takes pictures of Parker"
- "Parker"
- "You're lying"
🤣🤣🤣🤣
@Not gonna lie th-cam.com/video/pHEpGbnuZTs/w-d-xo.html when I’m a good raper but hide my secret identity
was smoking my vape and chest caved 🤣🤣
Lmao 🤣
It's even more ridiculously funny considering the pictures are blatantly taken by Peter holding his phone in front of the mirror. 🤣
Green Goblin in deny be like 🤣
I love how this just makes Peter look like an absolute pyschopath
Just a chad.
"Gonna cry" like dude that's your ONLY friend pure pyscho.
@@cybercop3108The way my smile faded
@@micahdominque8609in his defense that is how friends talk to friends, I’m more concerned with why was he getting naked to save ppl, that is psychotic
Peter running dramatically whilst taking his shirt off for literally no reason at all had me in tears 😂😂😂
@leanderherman639No one would know your secret identity if everyone's too ashamed to look at you.
@@zatzu😂😂😂😂😂
No reason? Its funny as hell
Se desnudo porque con su belleza anatómica iba a salvar al mundo
He's a menace!
I like how Peter was still genuinely confused about how Green goblin knows his identity, when he literally fought him as *Peter Parker* lmao
oh shit!!!! i just realized that. Parker also actually fought Green Goblin as Peter Parker as well in the burning building earlier, so during the dinner table, Green Goblin should known that Peter is the same guy he fought earlier but for some reason he was shock after Peter said he fought him earlier XD
Amelia WHATsonnnn
@Not gonna lie th-cam.com/video/pHEpGbnuZTs/w-d-xo.html when I’m a good raper but hide my secret identity
like superman and clark kent
BRUH you said it rofl xD
I love how Tobey Maguire's spiderman is an endless meme machine.
We thank Sam for it!
@@groom84 And don't forget his screenwriters!
@@bsharpmajorscale ofc!
The man the myth the legend. I could watch a sequel every year til I died with scrawny strong Tobey torpedoing iron clock hands at folks, and stopping trains with his webs. Spiderman 2 was like the closest it gets to Batman Returns. I blame 100% of that on Michelle Pfeiffer just going straight Shakespearean with it. Woman is class itself.
40,000 years of human evolution and we've barely tapped the vastness of this meme's potential
3:36 that *grin* 😂
Honestly the hardest I've laughed in as long as I can remember
3:02 I love how this scene doesn't have to change to be funny in the new context
"He knows who I am"
Wonder why
@@redbird1571 yeah I still can't figure it out after years since the release 🤔
The fact that JJJ is willing to pay Parker 300 for selfies at the mirror makes me die of laughter
In 2002 though
@@frustationoverloaded5976 lol😅
For NFT.
You wouldn’t?
he's desperate
I love how it makes Green Goblin look like he has a 20 IQ not knowing Peter Parker is Peter Parker 😂
It could still track with the double personality thing
😂😂😂😂
Green Goblin can't believe Peter Parker is so stupid that his secret identity name would be 'Peter Parker'. He's playing 4D chess while Peter is playing 1D chess.
@@o00nemesis00otrue
@@garybradley912Goblin tryna play time travel chess but peter just knocks over all the pieces every time goblin tries to declares checkmate
3:28 really killed me😂😂😂
😂😂😂😂
Looks like he's down with the sickness.
OH AH AH AH AH!
Same 😂
DOWN WITH THE SICKNESS! 😆
2:07 I didn't expect that 💀🤣
Yeah lol 💀
“You stole MJ from me”
“You’re right, I did”
“I’m going to bed”
“Gonna cry?”
😂😂😂
fucking died lmao
It's even better that it cuts off so quick at the end
thanks I watched the video
MJ belongs to the streets.
I laughed so hard and was just the starting of the video.
You know, he is something of a Peter Parker himself
@Not gonna lie that's a cute dish did your husband give it to you
@Bully Maguire where is my money
@@inferno4542 th-cam.com/video/pHEpGbnuZTs/w-d-xo.html when I’m a good raper but hide my secret identity
@@inferno4542 the green one?
I hope The Human Spider reads this message... he needs to go over The Superhero Movie (the one with Kevin Hart and Leslie Nielsen), and mix in some scenes with The Dragonfly/Spiderman.
The disturbed "uwa-a-a-a" made me burst. 🤣
Lol same
1:01 The “gonna cry” part never gets old😂
I literally spat my food when he opened his shirt while running, showing his bare chest 😂
Dude that was the funniest part!!
Don't watch when you eat, you sht
Gonna cry?
@@AznJsn82091 th-cam.com/video/pHEpGbnuZTs/w-d-xo.html when I’m a good raper but hide my secret identity
Rule number 1# NEVER eat when watching YTPs.
I thought of this when I read this comment and saw that clip (it's an NFL clip, not a scam)
th-cam.com/video/hFzUG3_CtGU/w-d-xo.html
- What's your name, kid?
- I'm Peter Parker
- That's the best you got?
- Yeah
-That's sucks. $3000 will be payed to the terrifying, the deadly, the amazing Tobey Maguire!!!
3:27 Norman Osborn litteraly going wahahaha litteraly made me laugh so hard I almost died
Just in case you didn't know, that's from the song down with the sickness by disturbed
I like how the Green Goblin doesn't know who takes Peter's photos when he is clearly the one holding the phone in them 😂
Green Goblin: you know I'm something of an idiot myself.
Green Goblin literally didn't put together Peter Parker is Peter Parker until he saw Peter Parker had a cut on his arm that he gave to Peter Parker.
You’re lying
He’s like, “if the photographer took a picture of Parker, maybe Parker took a picture of the photographer too.” I need Parker’s camera!” Norman does has a troubled relationship with mirrors after all.
@@shadowsmith841 "You know, I'm something of a *dumb f**#ck* myself"
I like how the open shirt scene implies he goes around saving people in his birthday suit😂
my favorite spider-man costume
Just like in the video game, it's one of his, if not the, strongest skin to for his stats and abilities.
@@RobotPrnEnthusiasts you do get a nearly birthday suit costume in spiderman ps4
@@humbleebumblee you can also see that he has only 3 chest hairs! 😂
@@timechanger6679 smooth bab
Can't we just appreciate this guy editing for a moment? These are Amazing
1:59
Mj :- you are amazing
Peter :- no that would be Garfield
Oohh yeha
How this man never runs out of idea's is truly impressive. I hope Tobey and Andrew come back in secret wars for more memes, but also because it would just be awesome.
I think all he does is pull stuff out of his ass constantly.
Wtf are these bots man 💀
@@andruspolanco6935 fr
OK
@@andruspolanco6935 fr man 😭
0:53
"You stole MJ from me"
"You're right, I did"
"I'm gonna get some rest..."
"Gonna Cry?" That literally fits so perfectly😆🤣 But I feel bad for Harry
You should feel bad for anyone who dates Mary Jane
@@theinsurance2450 true
you're, not your
you + are = you're
I laugh so hard at that part
When I was a kid and watched this masterpiece for the first time I did not notice mjs nips
Tobey Maguire's Spiderman is the only spiderman where you can endlessly milk it for memes and no one will complain about it.
And it's the only Spiderman where the lines are memorable to be made into memes.
1:36
Green Goblin: Jameson! Who's the photographer who takes the pictures of Parker?!
Jameson: Parker!
Green Goblin: YOU'RE LYING!
🤣🤣🤣
That “oOo ah Ah aH AhH!!” part when goblin killed himself had me dead 💀!
Well he went down with the sickness
That part was the best imo 😂😂😂
Yes 😂
you missed an Ah
Sounded like he was about to rip the sickest beat of his life
His identity isn't a secret cause he missed the part where that's his problem.
@yes I missed the part where that's my problem, you bot.
@@thecameraman2937 th-cam.com/video/pHEpGbnuZTs/w-d-xo.html when I’m a good raper but hide my secret identity
@@Candymantherapper I missed the part where that's your problem.....
@@AlveousXD u should thought of that earlier
@@Candymantherapper Gonna cry?
That dinner scene is hilarious bc Norman knew that he was fighting Peter as the Green Goblin, yet he still acted surprised when Peter told him, like he forgot or something lol
Im fucking dying from laughing so hard right now omfg 🤣🤣😂😂
Love it. It's basically when those games let you change skins for story mode, and you select the civilian form.
"Why Peter, you're bleeding!"
"Oh, uh, yeah...
I FOUGHT GREEN GOBLIN"
lmaoo
"How did you say that happened?"
"........I FOUGHT GREEN GOBLIN."
If you'll excuse me, I've got to be going."
Lol
3:04 "he knows who i am" xd
I lost it at the end with the evil smirk and the “Do I get to suck you this time?”😅 you gotta do it for Spider-Man 2 and 3 now. This was hilarious
Na u gotta do it for Peter Parker 2 and 3 🤣🤣 lol
i fucking love this idea, THS you got to do this
@@rhushikeshkelkar8332 th-cam.com/video/pHEpGbnuZTs/w-d-xo.html when I’m a good raper but hide my secret identity
And for others !
Agree... Do them all actually imo
1:15
The fact Jameson accepted these photos got me laughing
0:44 u gonna cry?😂😂
That smile in climax...😂
🤣🤣🤣🤣
@yes th-cam.com/video/pHEpGbnuZTs/w-d-xo.html when I’m a good raper but hide my secret identity
😂
that shit got me
Stolen my entire day🤣
The Human Spider but he doesn't hide his secret Pin.
😂
lmao
*Good pinnance*
@@_Anakin_Skywalker th-cam.com/video/pHEpGbnuZTs/w-d-xo.html when I’m a good raper but hide my secret identity
Weak pin
The smile at the end got me even harder, no pun intended….
I'm so happy I got to see these movies when they came out. They're not perfect, but much better than anything produced these days.
Man, I could not agree less. Toby Maguire was a terrible actor for the part and William Dafoe memed his way through the whole movie.
3:04 "He knows who I am..."
That was too perfect 🤣🤣🤣
🤣🤣🤣🤣
His deception did not work
3:28 Norman’s last dying thoughts: “Don’t tell Harry I’m down with the sickness” xD
🤣🤣
oh ah ah ah ah !
Lolllll 😂
I was looking for this lmaooo
I died at that part 😂
"he knows who i am..." 🤣🤣
and that smile at the end holy shit that destroyed me
I love that Parker literally takes pictures of himself *in the mirror* with the phone fully visible in his hand with the flash and everything and Goblin can't figure out who's taking the pictures when Jameson tells him it's Parker. It actually reminds me of Riddler from Arkham Knight
3:30 parkers big goofy smile in response to Osborne threatening him he will pay on his father's grave was the funniest part 🤣
Parker missed the part where that's his problem
Look at little goblin jr.
Gonna cry?
@@melonie_1510 hilarious
@@DaPhreshestKidd Gonna cry?
Like how could goblin jr make him pay anyway? He knew he wasnt gonna be able to kick his ass anyway.
The “Down with the Sickness” part got me xD
Lmao! Same here. 🤣
same, but i forgot the song name.. thx for this comment 😆
Agreed lol
same lol i did not expect that
Dunno how people aren’t talking more about this 🤣🤣
The amount of effort in editing, always gets my full respect.
The editing in this video is insane. Great job man!
I swear this dude never runs out of ideas. So hilarious lmao😂😂
Seriously, this is one of the top 10
I lost it when he tore his shirt off to reveal his chest 😂
Definitely one of your best creations!
When your Spiderman but you forgot to wear your suit underneath your cloths.
Well if Beowulf can take on Grendel without armor I don't see how Peter can't take on the Green Goblin without a super-suite. LOL'
2:56 …but deliver us… PIZZA TIME! 🍕
I have to be honest, though I smiled throughout the entire video, the tears of laughing came at Parkers smiling face at the funeral.
Same.. 😂😂😂
I like how in this version, where Osborn learned of Peters cut, it wasn’t that he realized who Spider-Man was, but rather he was just confused that Peter was here in the first place
Please explain?! Please reply to me!
3:26 that caught me off guard 😂😂😂😂😂
The edits are insanely real, especially the picture clicking ones
The Superman method of secret identity
1:15 Never thought that JJJ would pay for Peter Parker‘s OnlyFans Account
😂
Peter taking pictures of himself -- with a white smartphone no less -- flexing and posing in front of the mirror, was absolute perfection. And then Jameson reacting to them was just icing on the cake.
Why did Jameson hire him if he thinks he's a menace? In the original movies and comics, Jameson didn't know that Peter Parker was Spider-Man. But with Peter doing the Spider-Man stuff as himself, Jameson knowingly hired someone he hated. No wonder Green Goblin didn't believe him when he answered the question of who took the pictures of Parker.
@Sean Wheeler J. Jonah Jameson- the man, myth, and legend- operates on a level the rest of us can't even begin to comprehend.
It's funny cuz smartphones didn't exist yet back in 2002 🤣
@@irvingartgallery6167
It's probably an Oscorp prototype. Osborn didn't know Parker was Parker when he gave it to him.
I was expecting him to say, "crap, crap, mega crap"🤣🤣🤣
This is just so excellent lol
You rock at editing!
The tobey smile at the end i died 💀💀😂😂
the grin on his face at the end omg 🤣
@yes th-cam.com/video/pHEpGbnuZTs/w-d-xo.html when I’m a good raper but hide my secret identity
Pretty creepy
He's so happy XD
Creepy as fuck but cool
Best part 😂
He pulled off a Tony Stark before Tony was even Iron man.
@Not gonna lie th-cam.com/video/pHEpGbnuZTs/w-d-xo.html when I’m a good raper but hide my secret identity
@@Candymantherapper you mean rapper?
@@inferno4542 I hope so.
I already saw the thumbnail but I still lost it when he was ripping the jacket and shirt off just for nothing to be there 🤣🤣🤣🤣😭😭💀🙏💀💀
This is pure gold. Thank u for making my day happy
Harry: one day you will pay, I swear on my father's grave you will pay
Also Harry: invites peter to Norman's funeral
He wasn't invited, he came to gloat.
You can't tell him he's going to pay if he's not there
3:27 caught me off guard not gonna lie 😂
Disturbed is amazing. David Draiman made that up on the spot catching his Crew off-guard. XD
you’re down with the sickness
Didn't think that would make me laugh to tears 😂
I laugh so fucking hard wtf😂😂😂
I almost spit out all my coffee on my laptop xD
😂this is the best thing I’ve ever seen. I love your channel
"Whatever life holds in store for me, I will never forget these words:
Do I get to suck you this time?"
Legendary script hats off to "The Human Spider" 😂😂
SUS
Fr I died laughing at the end part 🤣🤣🤣
😂😂
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this is almost as good as shepard's "we'll bang, ok?"
3:28 killed me 😂. Hadn't laughed so hard for a long time
I truly didn't expect that at all 🤣🤣and i was watching this at night
He reached his peak with this video😄 and that scene hahah
It also Killed Osborn
Do you by any chance know from which rock song is that ?
@@yeeeaaahmayneee3808 Disturbed - Down with sickness
Bestest edit I've ever watched
Bro, this edit its incredible 😂😂
I love how Jameson was just slandering Peter right to his face but he just took it because 300 dollars and Christmas meat.
It wasn't slander. "In print it's libel." --Jameson
@@1ericedwards *libel
@@gnbman thanks. Fixed it.
This was before OnlyFans, Parker took what he could get.
Peter Parker: "They love me!"
JJJ: *laughing* "No, not exactly."
@КSl 🅥 th-cam.com/video/pHEpGbnuZTs/w-d-xo.html when I’m a good raper but hide my secret identity
Truly I am serious this is one of the best videos I have ever seen😂👌. I see this video every once in a while. Loved it💖💖
In an alternate universe there’s no spider man there’s P E T E R P A R K E R
When Norman realize Peter Parker is Peter Parker... man, the chills
this might be the best spoderman edit ive seen yet. 👍
Green Goblin going after Aunt May makes waaayy more sense now hahaha
love how he just expose himself in the whole part and the funniest one is 2:45 literally he did saying that 😂
🤣
Peter when his loved ones are put in danger because his identity is known: "I missed the part where that's my problem"
@RR th-cam.com/video/pHEpGbnuZTs/w-d-xo.html when I’m a good raper but hide my secret identity
dude there are so many spiderman memes by you, this is a great great vault lmao
He was and is the best live action Spider-Man.
2:35 I think Norman was in complete denial about the whole parker thing 😲
I mean the poor guy didn't want to acknowledge the fact that his favourite (son) son's friend was the Parker
Dementia
In this version Norman didn't leave to go plot something, he left because he was embarrassed it took him that long to make the connection the Peter Parker he was fighting was his son's friend by the same name.
He can be forgiven; it's really a fairly common name. I'm pretty sure Pete's dad was a famous seafaring tiger, or something..? And then you've got Parker Brothers... so many Parkers (at _least_ 3...) it's starting to look like the Kardashians in NYC.
@@knuckle12356 But he couldn't even tell that it was the same person just by looking at him. That, along with the fact that his name is Peter Parker, should be enough of a tipoff that it's the same person.
It showed how much of a newbie Goblin was despite the destruction he caused.
Peter's wrist was right in his face and Norman didn't recognize his own handy work. 😂
Editing skills off the roof bro !!
This is a frikkin masterpiece👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽.
I love your videos your videos is the best
When he was taking selfies really got me.
"You stole MJ from me..."
"You're right. I did. Gonna cry?"
ruthless lmao
“I fought green goblin” had me rolling 😂
"How did you say that happened again?"
"I fought green goblin" Had me dying.
Millennials: Oh no, internet dial up flashbacks!
Gen Z: Whats that?! Your talking crazy, old person!
Deadass 🤣🤣😂
Your 4 minute video is far better than some 3 hour comedy films.
This is amazing, good editing
"You stole MJ from me"
"You're right, I did"
"You have a knack for getting your nipples hrd"
Fucking Hilarious
That nip line killed me
I am going to finish her nice and slow.
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Kirsten Dunst always did 🤣
3:28 literally took me out 😂😂😂😂
Me too 😂🤣
Pierced deep in my belly by my own glider
Broken your servant I kneel (sort of)
(Will you stab it into me?)
It seems what's left of my spleen and liver
Is slowly dying in me
(Will you stab it into me?)
Looking at my own glider
When suddenly it charges
Violently it charges (oh no)
There is nothing left of my back now
You've woken up the goblin in me
Get up, come on get down with MJ’s nipples
Get up, come on get down with MJ’s nipples
Get up, come on get down with MJ’s nipples
That proves men do cry LOL
Me too hhahahaha
Me too lol😂😂😂
This is madness..😂😂😂😂...I laugh so hard at the end...whoever edit this you're genius..it easy to.make someone angry but not easy too for make someone laugh
The "Down With the Sickness" reference caught me so off guard lmao, best part 3:28
3:41 I lost it in the whole highlight of this video 😂
3:04 so now realising that he knows your identity even after telling everyone who he is
Incredible editing!
Imagine seeing a normal teenager with no shirt on swing through New York City and fight dangerous threats.