@Not gonna lie “I have been waiting for this :” comments are “LAZY so predictable by now it’s not even funny all of you DONT have anything better to do with your lives than to program bots to comment for your asses!!
Yeah man. He and his boys used to smoke 🚬🤧 the good stuff. Down at the gas station ⛽🚉 Then the drink 🍸🤪 started. Shortly after he started talking, too much. We had to put him down. 😄🤠💫
You do realize this was edited. Only people who found out his identity are Norman Osborn, Harry Osborn, Otto Octavia’s, Mary Jane Watson, Edward Brock, and flint Marko and yes, in that order.
2:28 This seems like one of those edits where he had the idea but didn't know exactly how to pull it off and was like, "fuck it, it's good enough" and I'm totally on board for it.
I roared at "Hurt Peter!" For the longest time my headcanon was Otto, bc of those noisy arms, only heard those words. We clearly hear Harry shout "Don't hurt Peter!" but Otto throws a whole car at him in the next scene like wtf
I love the idea of Peter's personal life still being a mundane hell for him despite everyone knowing who he is(and maybe I'm too cynical, but nowadays that oddly seems more realistic lol)
How on earth he manages to get plenty of rest is a mystery, given him being Spiderman and him struggling to make ends meet and pay his rent. That a lot of stress on his shoulders.
@@theintrovertedaspie9095 -- Clones. The Human Spider lives out his own personal Clone Saga. However, all the clones exercise, get plenty of rest, and eat their green vegetables. It's a theory, but I think it holds up.
This is how characters act towards you in RPGs, even if you tell them a deep hard truth about yourself, they don't change the way they treat you, they just acknowledge it and move on.
Dr. Connors: - Look at you, Peter... Saved the city from the Green Goblin, Doc. Oc, Venom and Sandman. It's not a major at this Uneversity. You have to fight Thanos.
This was the best one I've seen in a long time. My favorite part is that Mr. Jameson pays Peter to take pictures so that he can slander him. That's just hilarious.
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"Pin-man, Pin-man
Does whatever a pin can
Pin a person, anyone
Catches pin thieves just like flies
Look out
Here comes the Pin-man"
Now i remember you, you're the good of pinkind!
A pin cannot be stopped. It's self-sustaining now.
LOL!
nice
"Good pinnance"
Harry introducing Peter as 'the guy who killed my father' is the best 😂
@johnwick8820 'Impressive, Your parents must be very proud'
@Not gonna lie “I have been waiting for this :” comments are “LAZY so predictable by now it’s not even funny all of you DONT have anything better to do with your lives than to program bots to comment for your asses!!
@@Jettfighter TH-cam has stopped giving any fcks about these bots these day.
@@Bobbakkb yeaaaaa…
They said you killed my father
No I am your father
NOoooooooo
I love the idea of Harry still hanging out with Peter even though he wants him dead.
He’s waiting for his opportunity to strike
Well, they always say keep your enemies close
I feel the same way about some of my co-workers.
High Harry things:
You gonna kill me like you killed my father? oh boy yeah
"You've turned the whole city against me."
"A fact I'm very proud of!"
🤣🤣
Like he is talking to Spiderman and he would totally say that.
True LOL 😂😂😂 He just wouldn’t care
0:34 i like how everyone is walking backwards which shows that nobody is brave enough to be walking in the same direction as the great bully
Common W
Perfect like numbah
🤣
That's hilarious. I didn't notice till you pointed it out
It might be before 6am, but that bit itself I'm like "da fork???"
"You're the good of mankind!"
"But oscorp pays the bills, so you're lazy."
capitalizm
This joke just killed me on the spot!
Exactly how I was thinking to all Nepotism 😂🤣👍
That part was well done.
Bribery at its finest. LOL
That JJ laugh never gets old 😂
@yes maidenless
Olatunji or Jameson?
Coz to be fair, they both have viral laughs
It’s perfect
You serious?
@@EliteSpartan906"The Planetarium. Tomorrow night. 8 o'clock. There's the door."
"Harry, your father was a drug addict"
Didn't see that coming 💀
my gosh💀💀💀
Same👁️👄👁️
Technically, he's not wrong.
Love how the NPCs just casually walk backwards in the background lol
Timestamp 0:37
Npc only applies to video games,in tv & movies its called background actors.
@@drizztdourden666 can you be more obvious, capt?
@@drizztdourden666 Well he's not lying those are non-playable character.
I literally didn’t even notice it.
Now we want the human spider but he doesn't hide his secret identity.
@@yassarafaaf4307 Haha, true! Those are bots, and they seem to have become self aware.
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the video everyone needs to see:
The human spider: "You will see my face when you fix this damn door!!"
Yes we really need that
@@milk9817 I will fix the door when he shows his damn face
Harry introducing Peter to Doc Ock and saying ''the guy who killed my father'' was hilarious 😂😂
Lol i know right!
"But... OSCORP pays the bills, so you're lazy."
That was the best line. It was smooth like... strawberries.
1:24 Damn you Peter-Man, I've been eating vegetables since 2004 hoping for superpowers.
It's because you did it wrong, it's nut just vegetables, it's *green* vegetables like peter said
Peter: you should have thougth of that earlier.
"Parker, you're late, man!"
"No, I'm not. I'm Spider-Man."
*Spider sounds*
"Harry your father was a drug addict"
I laughed so hard 🤣🤣😂
Yeah man. He and his boys used to smoke 🚬🤧 the good stuff. Down at the gas station ⛽🚉 Then the drink 🍸🤪 started. Shortly after he started talking, too much. We had to put him down. 😄🤠💫
I love how Dr octavius changed his statement from "you're the good of mankind" to "you're lazy" in just a sec by Harry's stare 😂😂
Harry paying the bills was a bribe to him and thats why he revised his opinion on Peter.
0:33 I love how everyone walks backwards !!!
Yeah same 😂
I like how everyone else was being so nice about Spider-Man revealing his real identity, showing how accepting they actually are!
I will be the next Dong
@Thing 🅥 that makes you a bot
That would definetly happen if he didnt hide his identity
🤡
You do realize this was edited. Only people who found out his identity are Norman Osborn, Harry Osborn, Otto Octavia’s, Mary Jane Watson, Edward Brock, and flint Marko and yes, in that order.
2:28 This seems like one of those edits where he had the idea but didn't know exactly how to pull it off and was like, "fuck it, it's good enough" and I'm totally on board for it.
I like how Harry and Peter are still friends despite Harry wanting to murder him.
It’s so Peter won’t suspect harry will try to murder him.
“But oscorp pays the bills so you’re lazy” best line I’ve heard in a while
See how much easier it is for Peter when he doesn’t hide
2:11 My stomach hurts of how hard I laughed xD
It’d be even funnier if your name was Peter.
I missed the part where thats my problem
The way he just says hurt peter 🤣
0:56 "I want you dead. The same way you want the guy who killed your uncle Ben dead." 💀 Bruh...
Whatever life holds in store for me, I will miss the part where that's my problem...
This is my gift, my curse, my problem
Who am I?!
I'm Peter Parker
o_O
"This is my gift, my curse, NOT my problem."
*wicked grin
"... oh, and I also missed the lart where that's my problem"
@@Andyson-sz8qp bro he missed the part but you missed the lart, you are not same bro
Those kids finna go down to Australia just to look for a spider now 💀💀
God tier editing skills my friend. This is beyond funny
“Could you stop slandering my name ?” 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
A fact that Im very proud of
“But Oscorp pays the bills so you’re lazy.”
😂😂
Hell yeah it’s Peter-Parker 2 the super hero who has nothing to hide
@Nоt RiскrоII 🅥 why me
@RR why do you hate me
So he’s basically iron man. Makes sense since they worked together in another universe
1:20
Kid: “How’d you do that?”
Me: “I was pinned by the Human Spider.”
**Dies to car because he didn't get pinned**
I like how Peter can make time go backwards when he’s with Dr. Connors
that "could you stop slandering my name" moment was hilarious
Jameson really did say "my society photographer got hit in the balls" 💀💀💀💀💀💀
1:35
It's Parker man, It's Parker man
Does whatever a Parker can
🥲😂😂 Masterpiece! (with chef's kiss)
LMAO
1:41 Best part, LOL 😂😂😂
I roared at "Hurt Peter!" For the longest time my headcanon was Otto, bc of those noisy arms, only heard those words. We clearly hear Harry shout "Don't hurt Peter!" but Otto throws a whole car at him in the next scene like wtf
2:36 Why he gotta accuse his father of drug addiction yo😭😭💀
King: Dies assasinated
King's eldest son next day: 1:02
"That's what my mom is always saying"
*tries every spider bite*
"Parker terrorise this town"
Such an inspirational quote. Thank you the human spider for such beautiful script writing.
The pic of Bully Maguire he gave J Jonah Jameson had me dying 😂
Harry at the beginning of Spider-Man 3 : "You know, i'm something of a drug addict myself"
0:36 Everybody be hitting the moonwalk.
Mj too, if you look closely.
Michael Jackson? Mary Jane? LOL
1:10 that was kinda brilliant
How the mainstream media operates
0:42
The professor has a point
1:49 "It is not. I resent that. Slander is spoken. In print, it's libel".
“You’re the good of mankind…. but Oscorp pays the bills so you’re lazy”
This is brilliant 😂
Well money talks after all. lol
"Your father was a drug addict"
Fuckin killed me 🤣
0:25 Bro. Wtf?!! 😂😂😂
Lol. Hilarious as always, human spider! 😂
@Nоt RiскrоII 🅥 bro get a life 💀
*Human-Peter Parker.
"Hurt Peter!" is such a simple edit but it caught me off guard and made me laugh hardest out of everything in the vid.
"Oscorp pays the bills, so youre lazy* 😁😂😂😂youre killin me lol
I like how Peter doesn’t hide his secret identity. He tells his real name all the time. 😂😂😂😂
That’s hilarious
It's almost like that's the point of this video
@yes 💩
I love the idea of Peter's personal life still being a mundane hell for him despite everyone knowing who he is(and maybe I'm too cynical, but nowadays that oddly seems more realistic lol)
I like how in the background you can see characters moving in reverse. Like when he talked to the professor 😊
2:17 *inserts dialogue from The Notebook*
Peter: What do you want?
Otto: It’s not that simple
Peter: WHAT DO YOU WANT? 🤌🏽
Otto: *starts crying*
god these are top tier editing skills !!! like does anyone notice the people walking backwards? like i can't be the only one
"Hurt Peter!" 🤣🤣🤣🤣
Doctor:Why can’t you hide your identity
Peter:It’s because I want to put some dirt in your eye
And he missed the part where thats his problem.
0:45
Mary Jane doing some insidious shite.
0:18 the next 30 seconds lmaoooo
The Human Spider clearly exercises, gets plenty of rest, and eats his green vegetables before making these memes.
OUTSTANDING, sir!
How on earth he manages to get plenty of rest is a mystery, given him being Spiderman and him struggling to make ends meet and pay his rent. That a lot of stress on his shoulders.
@@theintrovertedaspie9095 -- Clones. The Human Spider lives out his own personal Clone Saga.
However, all the clones exercise, get plenty of rest, and eat their green vegetables.
It's a theory, but I think it holds up.
@@wheezerYT Oh. I thought you meant the Human Spider from Spiderman. I didn't know you meant the owner of this channel. My bad.
the people in the background at 0:34 just walking backwards defines this video pretty well
1:01
*"This is my friend i called you about
The guy who killed my father"*
“But Oscorp pays the bills, so you’re lazy.”
That’s just gold😂
1:52 his laugh always got me hard 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
You're serious?
@@How-dare-you-diss-my-cheesehilarious !!!
🧐
@@ministrodafazendareallaughing -_-
Hey hey, you really need to rephrase that…
The 3 Spider-Man’s doing the dance together was the best thing I’ve ever seen on the internet. Please do more of those haha 😂🎉
"Parker terrorizes town" and the ending are my favorite parts 😂
Parker-man, Parker-man. Does whatever a Parker can, Traumatic losing their uncles and getting their best friend's father dead
This is how characters act towards you in RPGs, even if you tell them a deep hard truth about yourself, they don't change the way they treat you, they just acknowledge it and move on.
I’ve seen soo many spider man memes that i don’t even remember the actual movie anymore.😂
Wtf. That was weird..0:47
My man is beautiful the way he is, he don’t need to hide his own identity.
0:26 holy smokes that’s one good looking spider 🥵
1:37 Parker Man ,Parker man , does what ever a Parker can . 😂
"My society photographer got hit in the balls" I lost it at that
Spider-Man 2 but the human spider doesn’t hide his pin from me
dont even
"Harry your father was a drug addict"
This is the biggest plot twist in the entire film industry
I love how for no apparent reason, the shot at 0:34 is set in reverse.
I love how you changed Jamesons photographer getting hit in the balls even though it wasn’t necessary 😂
1:58 So that's why he throw that car 😂
1:50 this one made me spit my drink. 🤣
"But Oscorp pays the bills, so you're lazy" - Really brilliant stuff! I'm gonna go write a paper on it.
Bully Maguire: "could you stop slandering my name?"
Jameson laughs
I love that part, that's hilariously perfect
I laughed at the same exact time as JJ did.😂😂😂
If only it ended like this lmao
@Nоt RiскrоII 🅥 wwwwwww
I love how when speaking to the professor, the people in the background move backwards
Hahaha the people walking backwards allways crack me up 😂😂😂😂
You make these videos with such high quality that I don't want to skip the ads at all
"Parker what's wro-"
"Well I've been trying to save the city"
Dr. Connors: - Look at you, Peter... Saved the city from the Green Goblin, Doc. Oc, Venom and Sandman. It's not a major at this Uneversity. You have to fight Thanos.
This was the best one I've seen in a long time. My favorite part is that Mr. Jameson pays Peter to take pictures so that he can slander him. That's just hilarious.
1:29 - LMFAO
Peter: Could you stop slandering my name?
Jameson: I resent that. Slander is spoken. In print, it's libel.
Just when the world needed him most, he posts.. 😢😊
"😁the guy who killed my father😁"
lmao
1:44 made me laugh so damn hard and the best part is, right at 1:52 It made me laugh harder due to empathy.🤣
Great video!!!💯💯
Another masterpiece bro🔥🔥
"This is the guy who killed my father' totally killed me XD
"How'd you do that?"
"I was pinned by the human spider"
"That's what my mom is always saying, I just never actually believed her"