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@Willie Pearl. You'd be surprised. Ive been with many a beaver in my day and they are always very affectionate, to me at least. The only problem is they like to consume too much morning hard wood. Not that im complaining, a man should be so lucky and fortunate. However, beware, some of them can be absolute home wreckers.
@@dhall936 I’m happy to hear that you’ve had so much success in getting affection from these creatures 😂. Some people just have a certain way with them.
@Willie Pearl. Yeah, you've no doubt heard, of the fabled "horse whisperer." Once upon a time, stories of his legend were told throughout the ages across many different cultures. Well, they call me the "beaver whisperer" 🦫 Yeah, i just made up that vocation, but you're more than welcome to it my good sir; thank me later, this one's on me. And by the way, the ladies..... er, i mean beavers will thank you too. Its a dirty job, but someones gotta do it. Good day to you sir, for a mans work is never done and i must carry on to the next conquest.👍
@@dhall936 Thank you so much for the encouraging words towards my own journey, however considering that I’m a straight female (check the profile pic) I think that your words have been wasted on me. In the future if I do decide to go on the hunt for an affectionate beaver, I’ll make sure to turn to you for advice. 🤗😂
Accept they destroy the owners house biting and chipping her doors and furniture, peeing and pooping everywhere as they are not housebroken pets. I couldn't take it.
💯. Nothing cute about the way my cat howls for her treats. No cute whimpers or polite holding out of the hands (paws). She’s the monster I created but I love her and she’s my shadow. Perhaps my next furry friend will be a beaver although I’m in love with a certain prairie dog regularly featured on YT, lol.
@@PassportBrosBusinessClass my point was we know that he wants the cookie but he gets it being nice ,I mean seriously I have no knowledge of the beaver apart from it is the largest rodent and they are not a recommended pet.
A guy got attacked and bit by one in the woods a few years ago here in Michigan and it severed his femoral artery and he bled out before they could save him.
JB: Mother I crave the sweet disc, give them to me Mother: oh so you’re gonna turn around and beg, what are ya begging for? JB: Enough of this nonsense mother give me the sweet disc or the furniture will suffer for your actions
Eddy Jin Ok the maple syrup drinking hockey playing moose riding Eh saying beaver petting maple leaf shirt wearing (take that as the actual leaf or the hockey team) Toronto man was but I don’t have that on video
Eddy Jin Sorry but I don’t think you know who you are talking to You're talking to the Rolex wearing, diamond ring wearing, kiss stealing Wheeling dealing, Limousine riding, Jet Flying, son of a gun And I’m having a hard time holding these alligators down Woo!
@Sonsuz "You're wrong. Living in the wild is a better place for their immune system. Everything is fresh and clean in the wild, it's like living in a 5 star hotel. They are not human, even if you put them in a castle." First. Them living in the wild vs captivity means nothing. Their immune system can be healthy or unhealthy regardless of where they live or what they eat. You can mirror their environment and they can still have a chance of getting sick. Second. A system of 1 to 5 stars is commonly used in hotel ratings. Never heard of 7 star rating for anything. Third. Fresh maybe, clean no. 😂It was most likely a rescue so chill out.
"I have the power to reduce your home to sawdust. Give me the cookie, cheryl." ✋️
🤣🤣🤣
🤣🤣🤣
Omg yes this is it you win
W 😂😂😂
🤣🤣🤣
For those who don't know, "cookies" are sweet potato rounds.
Good to know
“Sweet potato rounds” just sound wholesome and funny to me lol
THAT’S GOOD…they are a good source of vitamin A…! (SMART BEAVER…!). 👍🏼👍🏼😃👠👣
No "sweet potato rounds" is not the definition of "cookies".
@@Imyourfather225why would that be "good to know"? Who gives a rat's azz?
He's not begging, he's asking very politely.
Yeah don't demean the beaver.
No kidding. Such a sweet face and calm demeanor.
Underrated comment.
Like a true gentlemen, hope he lives a long life.
Exactamundo. He's adorable.
These animal videos are therapeutic for the soul...
❤🥰
Oh, that poor dog! Someone ran over his tail. :(
I didn't need that coffee anyhow. Lol
It's not a dog silly
@@Dragontamer135 r/whoosh
@@sonicinajarvauntedspeciali7245 I'm aware of the joke I was being silly
@@Dragontamer135 You actually ruined the moment tho
I like to imagine that when he's released back into the wild he occasionally will waddle into a supermarket and steal some cookies
Right, he's no longer wild. He even has his own pond now.
@огромная эрекция shh let me dream
"With a tear in its eyes, it remembers the humans who were kind enough to feed him this delicacy"
* Curtains close *
Steal peoples hearts by begging as well
He’ll die right away. The minute you get domesticated animals off of their insulin and antidepressants they decompensate quickly
Beaver: I’m confused. My paws are out but they do NOT have cookies in them. We have a problem.
Jessica S. lmfao
LOL
Houston, we have a problem
Error: (air) ¬= (🍪)
@@renat_CIA fuck off virgin.
The pure excitement when he first sees the bag of cookies, so adorable
Ma'am, you have an adorable beaver.
A sentence with repercussions out of context 😂
😂😂😂😂😂
He reminds me of a certain cat I knew.
I can’t 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
I bet that beaver stays clean. They love water
If a beaver lives at home does that mean "he doesn't give a dam"?
Fuckin Homerun!
SIGH
That's the funniest so far. Good job👍
SIGH
HOW ARE PEOPLE SO GOOD AT MAKING JOKES
Christ almighty, take the like.
The sound he makes is so precious.
I have heard other beavers whine and whimper, too.
Thank you for showing us your beaver.
Its very cute.
I guess I missed that part.
Hey! Nice beaver. Thanks, I just had it stuffed.
@@MrSchmaaznaked 🔫
@@MrSchmaazI am serious, and dont call me Shirley....
@@MrSchmaaz😂
Gorgeous wee soul asking for something he loves. Very cute.
I swear people are able to get more and more diverse pets. When I was 5 my only options were a cat or dog. :P
If you give a beaver a cookie he’s going to ask for a piece of wood.
*Bazinga!*
@@Lunar137 NOT NOW SHELDON!
If you give him a piece of wood he will get a taste for human flesh
@@jackfire2316 stfu
itallianstallion maybe he has never read the book “If you give a mouse a cookie”. At least that it what I was going for not ........??
“Give me the cookie or the house gets it.”
XD
Stolen comment yikes
Imagine stealing a comment
I don't care if this comment is stolen, it's hilarious the second time I see it and I don't even know the reference 😂
Hi! I know you might find this weird, but I’m a Christian, and I try to spread the good news of God to people. Would you mind talking with me about God? Also, I can try to answer any questions you have! Have a good day!
He’s one happy little camper! He is loved and it shows. 🔥🔥
I never would have thought that a beaver could be so affectionate 🤗
Love is the one universal language
@Willie Pearl. You'd be surprised. Ive been with many a beaver in my day and they are always very affectionate, to me at least. The only problem is they like to consume too much morning hard wood. Not that im complaining, a man should be so lucky and fortunate. However, beware, some of them can be absolute home wreckers.
@@dhall936 I’m happy to hear that you’ve had so much success in getting affection from these creatures 😂. Some people just have a certain way with them.
@Willie Pearl. Yeah, you've no doubt heard, of the fabled "horse whisperer." Once upon a time, stories of his legend were told throughout the ages across many different cultures. Well, they call me the "beaver whisperer" 🦫 Yeah, i just made up that vocation, but you're more than welcome to it my good sir; thank me later, this one's on me. And by the way, the ladies..... er, i mean beavers will thank you too. Its a dirty job, but someones gotta do it. Good day to you sir, for a mans work is never done and i must carry on to the next conquest.👍
@@dhall936 Thank you so much for the encouraging words towards my own journey, however considering that I’m a straight female (check the profile pic) I think that your words have been wasted on me. In the future if I do decide to go on the hunt for an affectionate beaver, I’ll make sure to turn to you for advice. 🤗😂
"Holy crap look at the size of her beaver" I've waited all my life to say that. Lmao.
Pestilence mcnabb 😂
Her big hairy beaver!
😂
LMAOOOO 😆🤣😂👏👏👏
god tier comment
Love how he is so polite about his begging for the treat! I wish I could hug that cutie pie!🦫❤
SO DO I!!! DO YOU KNOW *HOW SOFT HIS COAT IS???!!!* 🥰 🤣
Many hugs for this little cutie 🤗🤩❣️Beavers are not only polite but intelligent animals as well !!
The noises are soooo flipping adorable!!
My god he’s so cute. Those “gimme gimme gimme” hands 😍
😊 👍 agree
❤sweetheart
Gimme da 🐈 Ho
He's GORGEOUS. And so gentle.
Dude dont underestimate the bite of a beaver ... a beavers teeth is capable of biting through wood
@@xdanielxdt So what? He's still cute.
@@xdanielxdt Of course they are! But he is gentle with his foster mom and so adorable!
@@xdanielxdt Of course they are capable! but he is gentle with his foster mom and soooo adorable!
What else goes in that fat beaver 🦫
Beaver living his best life, he seems so sweet and understands who loves him and takes care of him. Animals are the best friends ever.
I disagree
His best life would be in the wild, swimming in ponds and making dams
Accept they destroy the owners house biting and chipping her doors and furniture, peeing and pooping everywhere as they are not housebroken pets. I couldn't take it.
Olympus Mons, they are our special and different brothers and special and different sisters. ❤️🦫🤗🐇
It's the realist of all the loves.
The cutest thing I ever seen.
Animals are so intelligent.
So cute.
When a beaver has more patience and civility than your cat…
He probably has more patience than most people.
And, Mr. Tooth is a lot cuter, too.
😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂
That's because cats have been spoiled by their owners for so long. Dogs are the same way.
💯. Nothing cute about the way my cat howls for her treats. No cute whimpers or polite holding out of the hands (paws). She’s the monster I created but I love her and she’s my shadow. Perhaps my next furry friend will be a beaver although I’m in love with a certain prairie dog regularly featured on YT, lol.
His little begging stance and chirps are ADORABLE, thank you for sharing him with us🥰❤️🥰❤️🥰❤️🥰
Its the little open arms with the grasping hands that gets me 😅🤌🏻
I love how he instantly knows what's in that baggie. How his little hands start grabbing just like a little child.
Those little hands pick up good sized rocks and dirt. Those little guys are amazing. Amazing parents too
I fuxking love animals and the people that share their home with them. Those people realize animals are amazing creatures that love love.
Animals shouldn't live in the house
"Mother dont test me, give me the cookie or that ikea lifetime gurantee wont cover my destruction"
IKEA gives you a lifetime guarantee? I feel like I might be focusing on the wrong emphasis if this joke
Adebisi they used to, then it was 365, now they just changed it to 180 without modification or damage
I imagine that in Stewie Griffin’s voice
Underated comment
Love a women that cares for her beaver
"A women".
*woman 🙄
@@SalvableRuin😂
Inappropriate but so funny 😂😂😂
Nasty
Its pretty amazing how many animals are simply way smarter than they get credit for.
So True!!!
It’s called HUNGER.
The beaver has no other way to get the tasty cookie.
@@PassportBrosBusinessClass my point was we know that he wants the cookie but he gets it being nice ,I mean seriously I have no knowledge of the beaver apart from it is the largest rodent and they are not a recommended pet.
@@clintdenman3037 Capybara has entered the chat
@@clintdenman3037second largest. Capybara has the distinction of being the largest.
I bet she's had a lot of beaver jokes❤😂
The comments section only confirms that.
When beavers talk, they talk with a southern accent.
lol
And a mean whistling lisp.
I was wondering how does a beaver feel comfortable living in the south, must feel hot asf
Everybody knows that
@@bobbiusshadow6985 They hang out in the bayou!
Justin Beaver is just so precious. My Canadian heart flutters for the large rodent
Ooooo you know you are from the states!!!!!
Unser Biber heißt auch Justin!😂
@@haraldsass5033 My wife's beaver is called George Bush.
@@kenethcull what a nonsense thing to say.
@@Lenny.262so her Bush belongs to George?
Cutest thing I've seen
Today yes
I agree this is the only animal im gonna Raise
Bober
What a lovely video ❤ God bless you lady, I hope you live a long, good life ✝️
And those cute little outstretched hands, and his sweet little noise he was making for his cookies. What a little Love he is.
He imitating her hands and talking.
I wonder how they taste
@@nothanks9503 I've eaten my fair share of beavers, they usually are pretty tasty lol
@@keithbartholomew9433 why did we stop eating them in the US that use to be popular
@@nothanks9503 I'm not sure because I live in Canada lol but I'm still eating Beavers lol
A different kind of Cookie Monster, that's for sure, but just as cute.
Owner: How many cookies do you want?
Beaver: YES
"Hey Wally, don't you think you were a little hard on the Beaver last night?"
@@jamescrud yeah, maybe too hard for her first night togheter
Is this an inside joke ?
@@ballatam7 there have been a lot of things inside
@@jesuscrust1501 👍
You are just too sweet with that little baby😊
"Begging? Did I charge you for removing the tree that was about to fall on your house, huh?"
Beaver had his hands up like he was about to recieve the holy spirit lmao
Thats call" being hungry without freedom to eat by yourself!"
This comment! 🤣😂
Praise beaver Jesus!!
I could never resist the cute little guy
A communicative & polite beaver. There's a pet for everybody! Cute!
I see why so many areas are flooding now.
Beavers are wild animlas, not pets. Let them live theirs live as nature intended it. This is so f..ed up.
He’s to innocent and pure for this world
????
All animals are at this point.
Should rename title to “My wife’s beaver begs for it”
juston i right
Perfect 😂😂💯💯
juston i so much potential lost
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Wifes beaver begs to eat her cookie 😜
Beavers are so amazing! The way they just rebuild even after a flood or something is so admirable. Vote for beavers!
He doesn't actually live there, hes just renting a Airbnbeaver
fuckin idiot
So funny let me see if I can fit a laugh into my schedule
Lol nice 😎 th-cam.com/video/7QeSqGRc-U0/w-d-xo.html
"an"
Don't pay attention to these lame-ass haters.. your comment was pretty funny.. 😂
JB is so adorable. I would love to give him a cookie.
I would feed that hungry beaver all night long.
I want a beaver named Beavis
@@ls6-ss413 And a ram named Butthead?
@@pineapplepenumbra lol
If I said my wife had a huge beaver, I'd be run out of the office.
better to put it on a bumper sticker with the little guy as a really tiny logo .
😂😂😂😂😂
My moms' aunt made the greatest baked buns. "Grandma has yummy buns" would have also made a great bumper sticker.
How about my wife's beaver begged for my cookie?
@@nakiareed2349 or even better, your wife's beaver begged for some wood.
"Nice beaver." "Thanks. I've just had it stuffed!" 😅
That Beaver is an absolute *C H O N K E R*
Oh lord he a coming! 😂
*CHONKA-LONKER.*
I can only emagine what her kitchen table legs and chairs look like.
Metal.
Emagine? Are u autistic?
@@Solidsteakx ur mom autistic
Solid steak was wondering so he could have a friend In common.
Solid Steak either that or really smart and can speak and write 2 languages.
My dad had one, it bit him. He said it was worst pain ever. But beaver was just playing around.
I didn't know they bite
Vicky Hyde , if they bite. It will hurt like hell. Lol
Vicky Hyde yes and also hiss
@@vickyhyde8173 anything with teeth can bite. Thats what teeth are for.
A guy got attacked and bit by one in the woods a few years ago here in Michigan and it severed his femoral artery and he bled out before they could save him.
JB is such a sweetheart , ❤. Glad he has a wonderful mommy.
What a sweet and gentle boy! Who knew
Oh bless - he's actually very well behaved for a greedy beaver ❤
I've known a few women with greedy beavers.
JB: Mother I crave the sweet disc, give them to me
Mother: oh so you’re gonna turn around and beg, what are ya begging for?
JB: Enough of this nonsense mother give me the sweet disc or the furniture will suffer for your actions
Okay," give me the sweet disc or the furniture will suffer for it" has got to be the single best sentence I've ever
Möthêr i crave śwëęt dįßk
Mother I crave.... *MURDER*
IDOOMSLAYERI JB: she hasn’t delivered the sweet disks to me.....so she suffered for her arrogance
jay dabs egnirC
HE’S BEGGING FOR DEM TOES 😍
Only a black guy creeps out like that.am I right?
Weird
man you're weird
That's just too cute the way his little hands are on her skirt!!
Would you say the same if it was Trump?
Dress
That's a weird looking dod
Their little grabby hands.
@@fatdad64able No, she would only say that if it was Burisma Biden
Beavers are one of the coolest creatures on the planet. So amazing what they do.
They really are. Very smart. Kinda funny seeing one in real life, usually I see depictions of them in cartoons, lol.
They're going to save the world by solving our water-drought issues. Just look it up. They're amazing
Yes, DeadReckoning, they are in a way, like us.
You better give that baby anything he wants he is just precious
Just like human children…. Too adorable ☺️
This lady has a great beaver!
Wynona
Yeah, I wanna pet her beaver
"Nice beaver"
"Thank you, I just had it stuffed"
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 Its a bit hairy for my liking
Low hanging fruit. Go clean your room.
Awe such a sweet little guy, asking for a cookie ... How precious ❤
"Nice beaver!"
"Thanks, I just had it stuffed."
Lmao 😂 th-cam.com/video/7QeSqGRc-U0/w-d-xo.html
Let me help you with that!
Haha can I tell everyone which movie this is from?
Naked Gun - Leslie Nielsen
Surely, you're joking?
No I'm not, and don't call me Shirley!
The film has the best innuendos 🤣
I love beavers. Glad people are learning how smart and interesting they are
His lil hands are adorable
What does a beaver say when he catches his tail in the door.... dammit
Oh stop it. Hahaha good one playa
How you only have 9 likes on this, beats me
Dam
Good one! Why some are sooo serious? Just having fun
Underrated joke!
Adorable. I rescued a beaver that had been clipped by a car. He or she was grateful 🙏 😊
He really was on his best behavior. He could have completely shredded the bottom of her dress, but he knew how to finesse the cookie from mom 😁😁😁
" nice beaver "
Leslie Neilson
Thank you, I just had it stuffed
😆
*Nielsen
so we are calling these vegetable slices "cookies" and everyone is cool with that?
Use that one on the kids🤣
Sweet potato "cookie"....
Your comment made me laugh more than it probably should have...
"Is nobody gonna say something about this?! Seriously?!"
Yep!
My dumbass just noticed it ain’t cookies
2024 Loving babe Beaver's vocals. Softly softly to mum. Mum you're THE BEST ❤...😊
That womans got the hairiest beaver I've ever seen.
Hey over time that hair fills in
Meh, it's average I'd say.
Wynona’s big brown beaver
It's barely average here in Japan...
LOL!!
Are those his little meeps we’re hearing?? 😂 how cute!
So cute
Almost like a child asking for a cookie and enjoying every piece of it😊
Those chunky fellas DO NOT turn down a meal! 🍽️ 😅😂
I love seeing them so happy, secure, and at peace without a care in the world….. ✌️
He's so adorable.😊
If this isn’t the most Canadian thing I have ever seen
You should see the moose in the back yard.
Eddy Jin
Ok the maple syrup drinking hockey playing moose riding Eh saying beaver petting maple leaf shirt wearing (take that as the actual leaf or the hockey team) Toronto man was but I don’t have that on video
Eddy Jin
Sorry but I don’t think you know who you are talking to
You're talking to the Rolex wearing, diamond ring wearing, kiss stealing
Wheeling dealing, Limousine riding, Jet Flying, son of a gun
And I’m having a hard time holding these alligators down
Woo!
Eddy Jin
Didn’t even get the reference you’re the one who need to get help
Eddy Jin
Let me show you something brother
th-cam.com/video/xGbZN4fV4GU/w-d-xo.html
Every swipe is another cute, adorable, furry ball of joy and I just love them.
Soooo beautifull and precious,and is so polite
“Silence woman, you serve me, king of the beavers, devourer of cookies”
That beaver is living a life, it never could've dreamt of.
@Sonsuz "You're wrong. Living in the wild is a better place for their immune system. Everything is fresh and clean in the wild, it's like living in a 5 star hotel. They are not human, even if you put them in a castle."
First. Them living in the wild vs captivity means nothing. Their immune system can be healthy or unhealthy regardless of where they live or what they eat. You can mirror their environment and they can still have a chance of getting sick.
Second. A system of 1 to 5 stars is commonly used in hotel ratings. Never heard of 7 star rating for anything.
Third. Fresh maybe, clean no. 😂It was most likely a rescue so chill out.
He just dont give a dam
He knows he is so cute, that you will give him a cookie.
Delete the comma.
He is the most important and polite beaver around. He is absolutely precious. He is like a little old man but he has good manners thks for sharing
“It’s either the cookie or the structure support beams of your house.”
I always figured you would just give a beaver a stick as a treat 😂 like oh boy cherry wood this time little buddy 😂😂
A soft, calm child. What a bliss. Hope the beaver gets all the gentleness and love he/she deserves 🖤
Winona's aged a bit, but the beaver looks well..
"Heeeee ha hee hee heeeeeee!!!!!"
I thought Jerry was a race car driver...
I do love myself a big brown beaver
primus sucks
@@bruhbbawallace oh no you diunt! Your name is Mud. 😃
How could you possibly turn down a beautiful cheeky beggar like that😂❤
Omg he's so adorable !!!!! How could you ever say no to that face!? 🥰🥰🥰
Much cuter than me
Imagine how many good comebacks this lady would have by now for every time someone tells her she has a nice beaver!
What does this slang mean?
@@thedarkarts881 Beaver is slang for a woman's vagina
@@danieldunlap4077 I'm pretty sure he knew that
@@bola5671 Are you sure?
@@elansleazebaganno Very. It's the first thing on every guys mind in the morning. I may be projecting
“Give me it, this entire house is looking pretty tasty Linda!”
JB has you trained very well 💛😄
He is so gorgeous.
What a sweet little little guy
A cutiepie for sure.Beautiful
"What he is really begging for" is for a can of beer and for you to let him upstairs alone by that pine cedar chest. lol!
This little beaver is absolutely precious. So cute and polite wanting a cookie and then so excited when it knows he’s getting one. 💖
Always loved a nice beaver.
Meh, her beaver is a little too hairy.
Yep. Shaved one's are passe. 🇦🇺👍
@@KornPop96Ive always loved a nice 70's style bushy beaver myself😂
@@LonegunmanonthegrassyknollI agree, but these younger generations don't see it.
How could anyone tell it no….absolutely adorable beyond belief….beavers are so cute❤❤❤❤❤
I know right haha.
I like turtles!!