When he said "You, Mike, in Baltimore. Get the vaccine", I took that personally. I already got it, John. Go bother Steve in Annapolis. He's being hard headed about getting the vaccine.
I was one who kept saying, "I'll get it eventually". After seeing John show how easy it is to find a center, I looked up the nearest place to me and got it scheduled while listening. Much love for all you and your team does, John.
Thank you! It can be hard to move from wanting to do something to doing it, there's mental energy involved in that shift that sometimes can be difficult to spare.
I got my first one a week and a half ago, after trying to schedule it for a couple of weeks. I felt lucky to find a spot at CVS 15 miles away. Yesterday, I was shopping in my local CVS and they announced on the loudspeaker that anyone wanting the vaccine could get it right then and there.
I did the same. It was hard to find an appointment near me for a while, so I sort of just gave up on it. But I'm officially scheduled to get my first dose tomorrow morning!
"I got it because my TV told me to." You're paragon of virtue and intelligence. 🤡 It was worse than the disease for these people who became a paralyzed from the neck down www.wpxi.com/news/top-stories/bethel-park-woman-paralyzed-12-hours-after-getting-first-dose-pfizer-vaccine-doctors-searching-answers/ZSYTEX4H4FHKDFVSPGS3ILJZUI/%3foutputType=amp www.wsmv.com/news/woman-lies-paralyzed-in-nashville-hospital-says-it-happened-after-she-received-pfizer-vaccine/article_78f1b8fa-a4a0-11eb-af84-3311a4f153c0.html www.google.com/amp/s/nypost.com/2021/04/15/man-partially-paralyzed-unable-to-talk-after-jj-vaccine/amp/ www.fox8live.com/2021/01/21/lsu-health-neurologist-says-link-between-covid-infection-guillain-barre-well-documented/
I wonder if John discussed the egg bit with his wife beforehand, or just let her discover it organically. I've seen enough episodes of this show to know is definitely the second one. I can imagine the text messages from her friends about eggs, shes confused at first but then remembers who she married, accepting her future and the inevitable egg jokes.
After living in an empty void for so long, John is probably desperate for a change of scenery. He wishes to cross the guinea pig bridge to a new world.
As someone from a third world country, I'm envious that US even have the privilege to have so many unfilled appointments. Meanwhile, countries like us here in Southeast Asia are getting desperate to get more supply for vaccines because so many people are in need of it yet are finding it difficult to get vaccinated because of lack of supply. Then countries like the US still have so many people not going to their appointments...
It's because the government shut down businesses in violation of the 1st Amendment at the start with no evidence that closures did anything, meanwhile the ones making the rules continued to go out, getting their haircuts, not wearing masks. So at this point it's not about the Vx being safe, effective, or the right thing to do. They've made proponents of liberty the enemy, so it's their duty to defy.
If the microchip tech would exists: Apple or Elon Musk would buy it, create a hyped commercial for how cool and new it is and people would line up around the block to get it.
Yup, it wouldn't be a hidden tech. We'd already have them for different purposes and know about the possibility. The possibility for this scenario doesn't exist yet
My thought exactly. If at any point somebody decides to put chips into people, they should simply say that it gives discount on McDonalds or smthing like that and all of these anti vaxers would pay to get it...
Someone give that poor intern in the cicada costume an acting award. Literally cant make facial expressions yet conveyed so many emotions in 10 seconds that had me crying due to laughter
While cicada mascot was indeed funny, I can't help but feel like my sense of humor may be a wee bit too dark as the Kennedy joke is what did me in for three minutes straight...
My vaccine appointment is in like two hours, but I've been putting off getting it since I have severe needle phobia from a surgery gone wrong and I'm worried about having a panic attack in public but i'm not going to lie, vaccine cicada is really helping here
Sorry to hear about the surgery screw up. I can honestly say that my shot was pretty painless over all and I barely noticed the needle going in or out. Hope you took the next day off cuz while John didn't have bad symptoms they can be pretty exhausting for some.
Go, Sunshine. If you have the opportunity and live in a country were you can get it, you will be helping end this for people like me, I live in Argentina and the rollout is slow and obviously corrupted. Heard of the ruling party vaccination their own leaders and families, and friends? (Yeah, even teenagers) YEah, thats where we are at down here. Go get the vaccine and thank you.!
I have moderate needle phobia, and I had to push past that hump too. Fortunately, both doses were the easiest sticks I've had since I was a child (when I wasn't bothered). Thanks for facing your phobia so that together we can give this virus the boot.
That egg bit in the middle was a masterpiece. Weird, uncomfortable, and hilarious all at the same time. One of the funniest and most unexpected bits on this show in a while.
And further evidence that John is actually a Toucan. He's simply giving voice to his desire to regress to the primal bliss of his pre-hatching existence.
The sad thing about this video is that I took John’s words to heart. I have two elderly grandparents with comorbidities and both of my parents have comorbidities who all blatantly refuse to get the vaccine. I tried to convince then and was unable to. I got super close to convincing my grandparents and my mother talked them out of it. Then all four of them got Covid, my dad was hospitalized, my grandparents looked like they were about five minutes away from death, and my mother literally told me it is the worst she’s ever felt in her entire life. I had to watch all four of them be so sick and take care of them knowing it was preventable. I was the only one in my family that was well during this time because I got the vaccine. And yet despite the fact that I lived with my parents at the time, and I was spending a bunch of time with my grandparents taking care of them, I never got sick. Because I got a vaccine! Yet somehow that still wasn’t enough to convince them. Because after they were all better none of them got the shot. My parents think that having gotten covid means that they can’t get it again and even though I’ve told them that’s not true they don’t care. It boggles my mind that no matter what I do they are so steadfast in their ridiculous dangerous decision. Watching this video again after all thats happened, listening to John plead To try to convince my family I’m just so sad. I tried and it wasn’t enough
People with the vaccine are getting COVID. Weather they would have gotten the vaccine or not they would probably still have gotten infected by the virus. Do yourself a favor man, and not burden yourself with such guilt. The world was hit by surprise by a manufacturer virus out of Wuhan China. This is not your fault at all.....
@@garrett7259 i appreciate the sentiment but ur a lot less likely to die if you get the vaccine and get covid. They can get it again and with these new varrients I’m worried they won’t survive it this time. Plus it’s not even just about them, they’re putting the lives of so many other people who also are at a high risk of dying in jeopardy by refusing to get the vaccine. Quite honestly I think they’re being selfish and it annoys me so much that they claim to be such selfless Logical smart people who makes such a dumb illogical selfish choice.
Sadly it's all based on one guy's faulty research cuz he wanted MMR vaccines to be done in parts... cuz he had a stake in such business so of course he wanted more people to purchase THAT instead. and that's from like the 90s iirc, yet people still believe those old, proven-false statements... :(
@@alex_bee_kind Exactly. I mean you can still get the flu again even if you already got that version... your body is just faster at killing it off before any wider symptoms ends up showing.
I know this exact feeling. Last august my father got COVID and was one of the people who claimed it was a "plandemic" fake, that the vaccine was somehow a plan for eugenics. he did not ever speak like this before getting absorbed into fox news and other far right media. his condition got worse and worse, and i would sit by his hospital bed all day while he was on the ventilator feeling so helpless. my mother didn't even get vaccinated or get my siblings vaccinated after everything we went through. we were told we should move him to hospice because he wasn't going to make it. he finally came home in mid january but he's permanently disabled. i tried so hard to convince them. i thought maybe if he lived his opinion would change because he expressed fear and regret for being unvaccinated right before he was sedated. yesterday he sent me a video from TruNews saying that people who got vaccinated were injected with HIV and have AIDS. i feel so powerless because my entire family is so indoctrinated.
John, you have no idea how much I appreciate the availability to watch your show on YT. Some of us don’t have the disposable cash to spend on HBO. 💯👏❤️
Picture this: You’re on the Titanic. The ship is sinking. All the lifeboats are taken. Leonardo Decaprio found a piece of floating plank and made a makeshift floatation device. You refuse to get on because it was “rushed”. You drown.
the amount of confidence in the “six words” guy and alex jones when he said, “i got the evidence *slaps stack of papers* right here” is something i envy
@@tubekrake Except one is all grandstanding, 100% bullshit, no reliable sources; while the other is *mostly* using peer-reviewed or at least high-powered studies to support their show. There is no equivalency here...
There was something so unusual about that. A guy from another country coming at an assinated, beloved former president of the country he’s now in. It’s almost like someone is testing to see the social media reaction and if it can be squashed
@@mrwonder8470 How was he "coming at" JFK? The point of the joke wasn't to take the piss out of JFK or to say the assassination didn't matter. It was a joke about the common phrase "the worst [x] since [y]", where the joke part is that it's taken to ridiculous levels. If he was disrespecting JFK, the joke wouldn't work.
@subishi, Exactly! It was ghastly, but hilarious! And it only worked because it was barely a blip on the screen. You had to stop and think, "Did I just hear what I think I heard?" which always makes a joke funnier.
As an Indian, this is heartbreaking considering the vaccine shortage in India, only 150 slots were offered tooday in my city and they got filled in 30 seconds 😭
Whenever I hear one of Tucker's segments, I'm reminded of Kurt Vonnegut's description of the National Anthem: _"Gibberish sprinkled with question marks"_
Tucker os the poster child for cherry picking and confirmation bias. He tells his viewers exactly what they want to hear and completely validates their beliefs, that's why he's still on the air.
John's a real one, I'm in india and while I did register myself for the vaccine and was going to get it anyway, he basically wiped out any apprehensions I might have had. Get your shots people!
I was hoping he would talk about how Moderna and Pfizer refusing to share their patents was part of the problem in India 😔 Glad you were able to get registered!
One of the proudest moments I’ve had in a while was when one of my cube neighbors, a Black chemical engineer, unexpectedly stopped by my desk (standing 6 ft away, both of us wearing masks) and thanked me for prattling on about being vaccinated and the (good) experience I had with the whole thing. He heard me over the wall, and my experience helped convince him to get over some entirely warranted hesitation, given the history there. He got his first dose last week, no side effects, and I’ll be cheering him on when he goes for his second.
@@micahjohnsonboxing6409 Well, even if that person didn't die from it they could spread it to someone else who _does_ , so it may not be wildly unlikely that some life or another was saved here. Definitely not guaranteed, though.
A dear person to me in a high risk group was really scared from all the buzz about how dangerous the vaccines are, but they went and took it and I'm super proud of them.
it takes courage to do something like that to protect those you care about when you don't know everything about it Tell him/her that I am very proud too!
It's a sad state of affairs that we have to be proud of people like that, tbh. Congrats! You did the medically recommended thing that our government is bending over backwards to make as safe and accessible as possible for you!
I'm going to use this as a "history of the virus" lecture. This is what we lived through, it changed the course of history... And in 80 years, people will look back on us and say "What a the Fuck!?!"
False information always kinda reminds me of that one chernobyl quote "What is the cost of lies? It's not that we'll mistake them for the truth. The real danger is that if we hear enough lies, then we no longer recognize the truth at all."
The previous administration has proven that. The Twitter shitstorm coming from the White House bathroom at 2 am flooded everyone’s attention and made half of the voters lose touch with reality, only believing the lies, not the provable facts. I’m still amazed that so many people have started wearing tinfoil hats
@@tristanneal9552 don't get the name but the profile pick definitely makes sense This whole egg thing seems like one of those "the grass is greener in the neighbors garden" kinda deal mixed with a "I would like to not be in constant stress about money, taxes, time, death, the possibility that society will inevitably collapse and I might be there to witness" kinda thing which I do relate to
@@javierpinon9443 Next time on Fox News: Carlson: John Oliver working covertly as divorce attorney. There's no magic and what's the other potential explanation 🤣
I literally answered all of Tucker's questions on the spot without needing to look anything up. Like, all of that information is publicly available. WTF.
Tucker isn't talking to intelligent people, like you. He's talking to paranoid people who have been raised to mistrust ANYBODY who isn't a Republican. It's sad, but there are TONS out there.
@@GJacq726 Does not matter. Even if you have experienced s/th in your childhood/youth in reality, constant lies about it will change your memories about it. You just have to be told the lies again and again and again and again - you get the point. We are humans. We are manipulable in many ways. *Edit:(Not only)* The USA is a perfect example for this in these times. The funny thing is that both sides claim exactly this definition. And both are right.
Neither the pfizer nor moderna trials tested for transmission. A vaccine is supposed to stop transmission in addition to providing immunity, whereas these “vaccines” don’t prevent transmission and therefore don’t contribute to preventing future mutations. These drugs are experimental therapies, not “vaccines” in the traditional sense. Efficacy data, even from Israel, is based on an asymptomatic response to subsequent viral re-exposure and NOT on transmission. You can still catch covid and have it replicate in your body even after both jabs plus the two week waiting period (pubmed.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/33320052/), (look at the president of Argentina if you’d like an example). The antibodies that you produce in response to the antigen of these inoculations are predominantly “non-neutralizing” as opposed to being mostly neutralizing antibodies like from an ordinary live attenuated vaccine. C-19 Survival rates: Survival rate (age 20-49): 99.98% Survival rate (age 0-19) : 99.997% (img1.wsimg.com/blobby/go/99d35b02-a5cb-41e6-ad80-a070f8a5ee17/WhitePaper_ExperimentalVaccinesCovid-19_Feb23.pdf ) If you do a proper risk/reward analysis, taking the experimental jabs being pushed through emergency use authorization (and lack full FDA approval)...should not be in your best interest. Especially for teenagers given the survival rate of their demographic. Personally, I’d rather use treatments such as ivermectin and proper vitamin supplementation (which actually have LT testing behind them). Ivermectin has a ~99% successful treatment rate in early-catch cases and has been studied since 1981, therefore long term adverse effects are weathered out and have been mentioned (www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pmc/articles/PMC7434458/#sec9title ) This isn’t the case with these types of inoculations. There’s been several failed animal trials trying to innoculate against SARS coronavirus using the spike protein antigen which resulted in long-term autoimmune disorders and endothelial damage. Animal studies utilizing S protein antigen for coronavirus www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pmc/articles/PMC7943455/ www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pmc/articles/PMC3335060/ -- Potential risks of LT neurodegenerative disorders www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pmc/articles/PMC3372647/ pubmed.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/21358640/ ^Addressed in a more simplistic manner throughout this synopsis: ijvtpr.com/index.php/IJVTPR/article/view/23/version/37/34 ---- If you try to look this up, you’ll see big tech platforms like google shoving “fact checking” websites at the top of the search engine “debunking” this information to try and control the public narrative hoping people won’t actually dig through the studies. They purposefully leave out key information from the papers and misconstrue their content in order to declare a set of claims as false. It’s important to actually go through the research yourself and do proper due diligence. Reuters, factcheck(dot)org, snopes, etc. are paid out under the table from the 1.25 trillion dollar pharmaceutical industry. It’s clear most people didn’t read the studies, because these “fact checking” websites didn’t actually refute them at all and I’ve read through their arguments. They blatantly disregard key information from these papers hoping that people won’t check it and verify it for themselves. Corruption. Imagine how powerful it is to be able to control the public narrative by telling them what’s real and what’s false without them seeing the actual evidence.
I've been trying to convince my mother to get her vaccine for a while now. She says I'm "bullying" her because I take the time to explain how they work and counter the misinformation she keeps repeating.
I heard some doctors recommend directing hesitant people towards healthcare providers they trust (her doctor or a family friend) so they can give the most informed and knowledgeable perspective while still being trusted
She "bullied" you, all your youth, helping you understand right from wrong. Keep going, girl! Tell her that you'd rather be a "bully" than have a dead mother. We literally had to lie to my grandfather to get him into the car to go to the doctor, when he thought he had a cancerous growth. He didn't.
You should tell her that you won’t “bully” her anymore about the vaccine and then have someone from the funeral home come over and “fit” her for a coffin and talk about her service.
Distributors need to advertise that it’s free. I didn’t know until I signed up for an appointment, and many people I’ve talked to said they didn’t want to pay for it if the virus isn’t that bad anyway.
@likexbread I got my first shot a couple days ago n asked why they ask for my ins card, she said so they can charge for giving the shot. Idk how much, a blooddraw fee is around $10. Certainly is misleading.
But over half a million people died gasping for breath. Survivors left with permanent damage. I don't understand how anyone can honestly say it isn't that bad.
@@trashcatlinol I have not heard complaints about charges and ppl have been getting the shots for mos now. The govt probably made a deal with the ins companies, pharmacies, medical facilities, etc. That online sign up is deceiving, and sounds like it could be why there has been a big drop off in ppl getting vaccinated. The first to get the shots were ppl over 65, and they all have Medicare. According to CDC: COVID-19 vaccination providers can: Seek appropriate reimbursement from the recipient’s plan or program (e.g., private health insurance, Medicare, Medicaid) for a vaccine administration fee However, providers cannot charge the vaccine recipient the balance of the bill
Just popping in from a post apocalyptic looking Indian city to say , please listen to the cicada and get the vaccine ! My folks didn’t have the choice of which vaccine, but they got it, and it gave a few small side effects, but it works! My mum has COVID right now, despite getting dose 1 , but she has mild symptoms thanks to the vaccine. :)
“I would love to be able to shit, shower, shave, kiss my family, and brush my teeth, all at the same time, unfortunately I have only been able to do 3 of those things but I am do close to that fourth.” I spend a good amount of time laughing at both the thought of that, and trying to figure out which of those he was referring to.
sitting here reading the comments while watching literally trying to figure out the same thing, hoping "shit" and "shower" weren't both apart of the 3..
Well, In trying to figure it out we have to understand that shower and family are probably not together, just like shit and family would not be together. I would also be hesitant to say shave and teeth would be together, though it is possible, would be very hard. Therefore, the logical conclusion is shit shower and shave. Shit standing up while you wash with one hand and shave with the other. I would also accept shit shower and teeth
I hesitate to think that the first three are the ones that go together (or that first one with any other combination for that matter) so I'm going to go with the most feasible combination, IMO, which is shower, shave and brush his teeth, because I do all three of those at the same time myself. Lol.
And because you're so focused on that, you completely miss that he just listed 6 items, said he could complete 3 and implied that the 4th he is missing is the final one! Such a great subtle call back to the man promising 6 words and only giving 1 and repeating it 5 times.
Half of my family didn't want to get vaccinated, including my mother. Too bad that the thing that got them all convinced had to be death of my grandfather (my mom's father) from covid.
@@EvansFamilyLegoProject They will get vaccinated hopefully soon. There is not enough vaccines in my country so the older people get priority. They should roll out vaccines for my parent's age in few weeks or so. I will have to wait till july though. Can't wait for this to be over.
Nice! Move your arm around a lot right after the first dose and try to clear your schedule the day after your second. Hope your side effects aren’t too bad!
You should Mike, my friends/family all did and now we can visit each other. We hadn’t in a year. I’m very grateful I did and others I care for did too.
The messed up thing was during this time frame alot of people like myself were so overwhelmed at work that we had no time to do anything but work and sleep. We didn't even get lunch breaks. Thankfully alot of the craziness in retail had slowed down and I have since been able to get vaccinated
My father died last Thursday and John Oliver helps me cope with the grief I am having right now. Edit: I didn’t expect so many responses. He died from stage four colon cancer. He was a fighter and survived almost five more years. Five years after being diagnosed with this cancer is super rare.
@@JO19pLuMbUm94HN Everyone shits on mimes because they can't speak up for themselves (wokka wokka), but expressing emotion through movement is not an easy skill to master.
Met a doctor of Virology earlier this week that EXPLICITLY SAID that these vaccines have not been properly evaluated, but okay Abraheem believe what you want.
@@tylerrolandmorris I mean. Which doctor? I'd love to read up on that dude. Especially because all the people I know that study medicine are in favour of it. I'm a student in neuroscience myself so I know a bit of the biological med-speak to understand the articles and it all looks safe and well-researched to me.
I was told my DNA was going to be mutated if I got the vaccine. I felt so gipped when all it did was protect me more from COVID-19. I was fully ready to get super powers and be the world’s newest super vill...I mean super hero. World’s first superhero 😬
Hey, if you are the world's first Super...you get to decide what constitutes a Super-Villain or Super-Hero. Does a Superhero kill people that do bad things, or just stop them? If you are the first Super and you kill people that do bad things, which non-super "hero" is going to stop you? Which non-super "villain" is going to want to cross you? You decide.
Who the hell wants to be a super hero? Too much drama for too little pay, injure or kill one guy by mistake and yo name is mud, naa fam, super villainy is where it at... All power no responsibility..
Right? Isn't it lovely to hear people say "I have so many questions, doubts, worries..." and yet they do ANYTHING, but discuss about it with their family doctor?
John Oliver, on the night of May 2: "There are lots of things Bill Gates probably doesn't tell his wife..." Bill and Melinda Gates, May 3: "We have made the decision to end our marriage..."
I'm from India n today I stood in line for 4 hrs to get a shot after trying for 3 days to register. Don't get complacent guys, we did n now are suffering like crazy
That man questioning whether vaccine is safe while his mom is in icu for Covid is really tragic... It's like someone being hesitant on seat belts while their child is in icu from being ejected from their car 30 feet...
@@btonasse I feel sorry for her. I don't feel sorry the son, because he hasn't learned anything and cannot make a simple risk assessment, between dying and not dying, which is the better choice for his life.
I remember watching a video during drivers ed that was discussing how people reacted when seatbelt laws were starting to be enforced. People were saying they'd rather not wear a seatbelt because they would rather be thrown from the car. It was insane.
Well there's a reason we'll never see John Oliver and Tucker Carlson sit down and hash things out, and it's not simply because they hate each other LOL
The propaganda spam bots spamming all of the comments cannot answer a simple question: What is the Covid-related mortality for non-elderly persons with no comorbidities?
Watching this from Germany where I don’t even know if I can get vaccinated this year and my mom has difficulties getting a vaccination appointment eventhough she is belonging to a higher risk group…. It just hits different
Habt ihr euch schon beim Hausarzt angemeldet? Ich habe das am Mittwoch gemacht und durch Glück noch am selben Tag Biontech bekommen. Auf die Online Anmeldung im Impfzentrum alleine würde ich mich nicht verlassen.
Same. I live in the Netherlands and they said everyone would have their first shot in July, but it looks like that will definitetly not be the case. And to then hear about people refusing the vaccine... Frustrating to say the least.
Yeah, I've heard so many US commentator rambling on how the US and the EU should hand over their vaccines to India since we have so many people vaccinated. And while we definitely should do something to help India, younger people in the EU (younger as in not being 60 or above) are still under lockdown and there's no vaccine in sight. US folks so often conflate the EU with the UK
I don't know if there is an alternate reality Germany, but we are actually catching up quite quickly in Vaccination rates. By June the Vaccine should be accessible to everyone who wants it. So I dom't know where you are getting the notion from that it will take more than half a year.
“The vaccine should be tested on politicians first. If they survive, the vaccine is safe. If they don’t, then the country is safe.” - Monika Wisniewska ………..
@@curses6166 I got the vaccine. I am fine. My parents got the vaccine. They're fine. Every teacher at the school I work at got the vaccine. They're fine. The vast majority of my friends and acquaintances got the vaccine, including multiple doses. They're all fine. Why do you think the others got saline?
@@paulbutkovich6103 I'll pray that God protects you and others from that evil shot. Think about it, why would the president get the same thing as you did around the same time to prevent getting a serious virus.
Damn. Here in India, we're worried because we have a huge demand for vaccines now but not enough doses. And in the US, people don't want it? Jeez. Send it to us then. We'll make use of it.
Not even "just" that. They also got a metric shitton of those astra zeneca vaccines promised, but they haven't been approved yet, for what ever reason. Anyway, they got promised over 600 Million vaccine doses promised. If they got all of them, they could vaccinate EVERY US citizen - TWICE. Not talking about how many vaccines need to shots, that is counted as one. By the end of the year they literally could have given every single one two complete, seperate vaccines. Also, some african Countries that got a few vaccines are burning the shots they got, a few Million shots actually. Why? I have no fucking idea, mistrust and other bullcrap, but some of those countries are literally destroying those precious shots.
@@sagichdirdochnicht4653 Widespread crises that both isolate civilians and risk their lives make it very easy for authoritarians to play keep-away until everyone is too exhausted to keep resisting. That's why so many countries let it get so bad despite everyone begging and demanding that even the bare minimum be taken up. Lose nothing because you're rich and sequestered and powerful, profit even more off people desperately trying to stay afloat, and then when millions are ruined keep reminding them how they're helpless under you
@@XYZ-ze3ex Uhh, worrying to much about absolutely nothing worth worrying about makes people dumb. In fact, stupid concerns is the leading cause of stupidity in general. Think about every dumb mistake you ever made in your entire life, and try to identify the leading cause of your decision to make that mistake. I guarantee you it was an unfounded fear/worry/concern.
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When he said "You, Mike, in Baltimore. Get the vaccine", I took that personally. I already got it, John. Go bother Steve in Annapolis. He's being hard headed about getting the vaccine.
Fucking Steve
Needs to call out Dave next
@@poke-talia268 and barry?
Proud fo you Mike! ... Steve get vaccinated! NOW!
And every Karen.
Rarely does a joke shock me these days.. But that Kennedy one was extraordinary.
You didn't know it hit you, like the bullet that hit Kennedy.
Came here for this!
I liked it in isolate but it totally seems out of place in this segment (and perhaps this show altogether) LOL
Yeah, it really blew my mind.
Right?
I was one who kept saying, "I'll get it eventually". After seeing John show how easy it is to find a center, I looked up the nearest place to me and got it scheduled while listening.
Much love for all you and your team does, John.
Thank you! It can be hard to move from wanting to do something to doing it, there's mental energy involved in that shift that sometimes can be difficult to spare.
Good luck
I got my first one a week and a half ago, after trying to schedule it for a couple of weeks. I felt lucky to find a spot at CVS 15 miles away. Yesterday, I was shopping in my local CVS and they announced on the loudspeaker that anyone wanting the vaccine could get it right then and there.
I did the same. It was hard to find an appointment near me for a while, so I sort of just gave up on it. But I'm officially scheduled to get my first dose tomorrow morning!
"I got it because my TV told me to." You're paragon of virtue and intelligence. 🤡
It was worse than the disease for these people who became a paralyzed from the neck down
www.wpxi.com/news/top-stories/bethel-park-woman-paralyzed-12-hours-after-getting-first-dose-pfizer-vaccine-doctors-searching-answers/ZSYTEX4H4FHKDFVSPGS3ILJZUI/%3foutputType=amp
www.wsmv.com/news/woman-lies-paralyzed-in-nashville-hospital-says-it-happened-after-she-received-pfizer-vaccine/article_78f1b8fa-a4a0-11eb-af84-3311a4f153c0.html
www.google.com/amp/s/nypost.com/2021/04/15/man-partially-paralyzed-unable-to-talk-after-jj-vaccine/amp/
www.fox8live.com/2021/01/21/lsu-health-neurologist-says-link-between-covid-infection-guillain-barre-well-documented/
I wonder if John discussed the egg bit with his wife beforehand, or just let her discover it organically.
I've seen enough episodes of this show to know is definitely the second one. I can imagine the text messages from her friends about eggs, shes confused at first but then remembers who she married, accepting her future and the inevitable egg jokes.
They might ask if her husband's come back out of his shell yet.
@@kinagrillthat cracked me up
@@sophiathefurbst That was eggsactly the point
😆 😄 😁 🤣 I wonder if it ever gets, 'Oh, it's just his job' or if it's always fresh to Mrs. Oliver?
I’ve never heard a more crystal clear cry for help than “I long to be an egg and/or guinea pig”
It was pretty concerning ngl
After living in an empty void for so long, John is probably desperate for a change of scenery. He wishes to cross the guinea pig bridge to a new world.
@@jiaswan22 💜
🥚
You know 2020 part 2 is fucked when you go from wanting to regress into childhood to wanting to regress to our pre-mammalian state
«the man that promised 6 words, said 7 and counted 5» this is perfection
...And it was all the same word
The confidence john described from the guy is a problem.
@@oorterentity8095 well he said "testing" 5 times but also said "and more".
@@joshk.6246 Yep, but I wouldn't want to be that particular guy this morning.
He's going to be so mad if he finds out he's on here lmao
Being a Mike in Baltimore really makes this video hit different 😳
John is calling you out, Mike. Someone has to keep you accountable
We know you're a good guy Mike
Did you get vaccinated yet, MIKE????
Get the vaccine, Mike
😄
As someone from a third world country, I'm envious that US even have the privilege to have so many unfilled appointments. Meanwhile, countries like us here in Southeast Asia are getting desperate to get more supply for vaccines because so many people are in need of it yet are finding it difficult to get vaccinated because of lack of supply. Then countries like the US still have so many people not going to their appointments...
It's because the government shut down businesses in violation of the 1st Amendment at the start with no evidence that closures did anything, meanwhile the ones making the rules continued to go out, getting their haircuts, not wearing masks.
So at this point it's not about the Vx being safe, effective, or the right thing to do. They've made proponents of liberty the enemy, so it's their duty to defy.
It is pretty sad. We are a nation of dummies.
Do yourself a favour. Don't get it. The medium and long term effects are unknown.
Im never going to get. So theirs a spare dose for you to have health problems from it
@@RomanticPhantom0 You can have mine!
Please give the vaccine cicada a hug for me. (Also tell the person in the suit they did an excellent job at portraying emotions in a suit.)
I think at one point it was trying to give the folded-up-arm salute but they were too stubby to manage :(
Vaccine cicada should get the Emmy this year
Seconded. Additionally, let's make that cicada a legend.
I stan the vaccine cicada
It was the antenna and the big eyes that did it for me, lol.
If the microchip tech would exists: Apple or Elon Musk would buy it, create a hyped commercial for how cool and new it is and people would line up around the block to get it.
Yeap!
They already have. It's called a Tesla and an iPhone.
But will I get uninterrupted 5G?
Yup, it wouldn't be a hidden tech. We'd already have them for different purposes and know about the possibility. The possibility for this scenario doesn't exist yet
My thought exactly. If at any point somebody decides to put chips into people, they should simply say that it gives discount on McDonalds or smthing like that and all of these anti vaxers would pay to get it...
It is 2:30 am. I was about to go to bed. Now we're learning. Thanks john.
Mood😂
Yo same
Ditto lmao. I’ll stay up to sunrise for Daddy Oliver
Literally same lol, it’s 1:38 AM here in Minneapolis
Same lmao
Imagine believing people will somehow avoid being exposed
Someone give that poor intern in the cicada costume an acting award. Literally cant make facial expressions yet conveyed so many emotions in 10 seconds that had me crying due to laughter
I love that comment so much
I seriously don't know why HBO lets him spend money on shit like this lmaooo As soon as he started talking about the cicada I knew what was coming lol
He makes a great addition to the Last Week Tonight Mascot league. Yeah, give him a chance to prove himself John. lol
While cicada mascot was indeed funny, I can't help but feel like my sense of humor may be a wee bit too dark as the Kennedy joke is what did me in for three minutes straight...
So many emotions!!!!!!!!
“you scrunch-faced fear baboon” is quite possibly the nicest thing John has ever called Tucker
Yes dummies dont take experimental vaccines with no human trails
and it is also way too nice.
Kinda racist
@@dannyv161 indeed you'd need to be a dummy, since there were experimental trials before the vaccine was approved.
@@dannyv161 it's a good thing the Covid vaccines had human trials so I can sidestep those double negatives altogether
My vaccine appointment is in like two hours, but I've been putting off getting it since I have severe needle phobia from a surgery gone wrong and I'm worried about having a panic attack in public but i'm not going to lie, vaccine cicada is really helping here
Sorry to hear about the surgery screw up. I can honestly say that my shot was pretty painless over all and I barely noticed the needle going in or out. Hope you took the next day off cuz while John didn't have bad symptoms they can be pretty exhausting for some.
Thank You for overcoming your fear for the wellbeing of us all, Best wishes.
Go, Sunshine. If you have the opportunity and live in a country were you can get it, you will be helping end this for people like me, I live in Argentina and the rollout is slow and obviously corrupted. Heard of the ruling party vaccination their own leaders and families, and friends? (Yeah, even teenagers) YEah, thats where we are at down here. Go get the vaccine and thank you.!
I have moderate needle phobia, and I had to push past that hump too. Fortunately, both doses were the easiest sticks I've had since I was a child (when I wasn't bothered). Thanks for facing your phobia so that together we can give this virus the boot.
Let the vaccinators know. They'll look after you. My daughter passes out for unknown reason. The looked after her well.
"My mom is experiencing some side effects from the vaccine. What was it you said you were experiencing, mom?"
"Bein' a boss ass bitch"
Lmao 🤣
Holy fuck, that Kennedy joke was the second most brutal shot a Kennedy has taken.
👏
😂😂🤣
Underrated comment.
I did see what you did there. :-D
3rd
That egg bit in the middle was a masterpiece. Weird, uncomfortable, and hilarious all at the same time. One of the funniest and most unexpected bits on this show in a while.
as a vegan, I unsubbed and reported.
John is always awakening things in us. Egg time doesn't seem so bad.
When he turned sideways, yearning for the eggcellence of the yolk, I swore I could see it ... his beak. It was magnificent! 🥺
Classic John Oliver.
And further evidence that John is actually a Toucan. He's simply giving voice to his desire to regress to the primal bliss of his pre-hatching existence.
i feel bad for cicada he looked so sad shuffling out of frame :(
#bringbackthecicada
Don't worry, his revenge will come as soon as he reaches his perfect form
Hy
I feel bad for John, he hasn't got a new mascot in a year
Getting really tired of the fake porn bots. Three of them on this comment alone.
The sad thing about this video is that I took John’s words to heart. I have two elderly grandparents with comorbidities and both of my parents have comorbidities who all blatantly refuse to get the vaccine. I tried to convince then and was unable to. I got super close to convincing my grandparents and my mother talked them out of it. Then all four of them got Covid, my dad was hospitalized, my grandparents looked like they were about five minutes away from death, and my mother literally told me it is the worst she’s ever felt in her entire life. I had to watch all four of them be so sick and take care of them knowing it was preventable. I was the only one in my family that was well during this time because I got the vaccine. And yet despite the fact that I lived with my parents at the time, and I was spending a bunch of time with my grandparents taking care of them, I never got sick. Because I got a vaccine! Yet somehow that still wasn’t enough to convince them. Because after they were all better none of them got the shot. My parents think that having gotten covid means that they can’t get it again and even though I’ve told them that’s not true they don’t care. It boggles my mind that no matter what I do they are so steadfast in their ridiculous dangerous decision. Watching this video again after all thats happened, listening to John plead To try to convince my family I’m just so sad. I tried and it wasn’t enough
People with the vaccine are getting COVID. Weather they would have gotten the vaccine or not they would probably still have gotten infected by the virus. Do yourself a favor man, and not burden yourself with such guilt. The world was hit by surprise by a manufacturer virus out of Wuhan China. This is not your fault at all.....
@@garrett7259 i appreciate the sentiment but ur a lot less likely to die if you get the vaccine and get covid. They can get it again and with these new varrients I’m worried they won’t survive it this time. Plus it’s not even just about them, they’re putting the lives of so many other people who also are at a high risk of dying in jeopardy by refusing to get the vaccine. Quite honestly I think they’re being selfish and it annoys me so much that they claim to be such selfless Logical smart people who makes such a dumb illogical selfish choice.
Sadly it's all based on one guy's faulty research cuz he wanted MMR vaccines to be done in parts... cuz he had a stake in such business so of course he wanted more people to purchase THAT instead.
and that's from like the 90s iirc, yet people still believe those old, proven-false statements... :(
@@alex_bee_kind Exactly. I mean you can still get the flu again even if you already got that version... your body is just faster at killing it off before any wider symptoms ends up showing.
I know this exact feeling. Last august my father got COVID and was one of the people who claimed it was a "plandemic" fake, that the vaccine was somehow a plan for eugenics. he did not ever speak like this before getting absorbed into fox news and other far right media. his condition got worse and worse, and i would sit by his hospital bed all day while he was on the ventilator feeling so helpless. my mother didn't even get vaccinated or get my siblings vaccinated after everything we went through. we were told we should move him to hospice because he wasn't going to make it. he finally came home in mid january but he's permanently disabled. i tried so hard to convince them. i thought maybe if he lived his opinion would change because he expressed fear and regret for being unvaccinated right before he was sedated. yesterday he sent me a video from TruNews saying that people who got vaccinated were injected with HIV and have AIDS. i feel so powerless because my entire family is so indoctrinated.
John, you have no idea how much I appreciate the availability to watch your show on YT. Some of us don’t have the disposable cash to spend on HBO. 💯👏❤️
Same!
me 3!
They really are cool for letting the show post on YT
Amen.
Or can’t even get HBO in your country..
The whole “egg” rant was surprisingly calming.
We all want to be egg
I am egg 😌🥚
Egg time
Egg time 10:20 you're welcome
I thought it was meant to be ASMR 😌
"Bill and Melinda now divorcing"
What have you done John!?
Pretty sure he's raised more money for charity than you have.
Now we know the vaccine doesn't have mind control.
John did it
Picture this:
You’re on the Titanic.
The ship is sinking.
All the lifeboats are taken.
Leonardo Decaprio found a piece of floating plank and made a makeshift floatation device.
You refuse to get on because it was “rushed”.
You drown.
way better movie xD
It would seem like while he did float, he died from hypothermia.
@@Strommel1 “Complications”
You clearly didn't watch to the end of the movie, cause he fu@$ing died anyway.....
@@Astraeus.. you clearly didn't read the comment, cause we're talking about her not him.
the amount of confidence in the “six words” guy and alex jones when he said, “i got the evidence *slaps stack of papers* right here” is something i envy
When you can make as much money as they do to be mindlessly confident and never have to back it up, I'm sure it becomes quite easy.
Alex knows by now that none of his listeners will scrutinise or check what he says.
@@mzaite Thank God we have honest people like Oliver who don't make any money at all with their shows.
@@tubekrake Except one is all grandstanding, 100% bullshit, no reliable sources; while the other is *mostly* using peer-reviewed or at least high-powered studies to support their show.
There is no equivalency here...
@@smaakjeks So Alex Jones never read through the papers he smacked on the table?
My friend Mike in Baltimore is now getting the vaccine because John yelled at him.
It's good to have Mike on board.
I don’t believe things I read in TH-cam comments, but I want to believe this so hard.
Whatever it takes. It sux when friends die.
@@MegaCadr you and me both 🙂
Lol this is real? I was wondering how Mikes in Baltimore would react to this
That JFK joke was brutal and he just sailed through it like it was nothing
I legit had to go back and watch it again to make sure I heard what I thought I heard.
There was something so unusual about that. A guy from another country coming at an assinated, beloved former president of the country he’s now in. It’s almost like someone is testing to see the social media reaction and if it can be squashed
@@mrwonder8470 How was he "coming at" JFK? The point of the joke wasn't to take the piss out of JFK or to say the assassination didn't matter. It was a joke about the common phrase "the worst [x] since [y]", where the joke part is that it's taken to ridiculous levels. If he was disrespecting JFK, the joke wouldn't work.
@@mrwonder8470 snowflake
@subishi, Exactly! It was ghastly, but hilarious! And it only worked because it was barely a blip on the screen. You had to stop and think, "Did I just hear what I think I heard?" which always makes a joke funnier.
NEVER forget
Yup. They Lied alright
As an Indian, this is heartbreaking considering the vaccine shortage in India, only 150 slots were offered tooday in my city and they got filled in 30 seconds 😭
just be glad you don't have first world problems, and can't find a GPU for msrp
Indeed 😢
India is in my prayers. The world needs to help these beautiful people.
That you CAN blame Bill Gates for, that pharmaceutical industry apologist.
It IS heartbreaking. Hoping the U.S. shares with you.
Whenever I hear one of Tucker's segments, I'm reminded of Kurt Vonnegut's description of the National Anthem: _"Gibberish sprinkled with question marks"_
they can be really helpfull - just do whatever he tells you not to do and don't do what he tells you to do.
How can this guy still be on a news network?
The level of stupidity is overwhelming :O
Tucker os the poster child for cherry picking and confirmation bias. He tells his viewers exactly what they want to hear and completely validates their beliefs, that's why he's still on the air.
@@olegalekos2181 "news"
[citation needed]
"Way to fumble at the one yard line, science" Brilliant. Also an English man using an American football idiom. Poetic.
Right. The "old" John Oliver would have said something like: "Way to find the cow's corner just at grave diggers' biscuits."
Hes an American citizen, hes using a Football idiom ^_-
At least it’s not throwing a pick on the one yard line (goes and cries in the corner)
@@DismemberTheAlamo Hand-egg* idiom.
American football is the only football.
Why does Tucker sound like he’s permanently going through puberty and also a toddler permanently asking, “Why?”
John's a real one, I'm in india and while I did register myself for the vaccine and was going to get it anyway, he basically wiped out any apprehensions I might have had. Get your shots people!
Just do it, people are dumbasses for not wanting them.
stay safe man, we're all really worried about India
I was hoping he would talk about how Moderna and Pfizer refusing to share their patents was part of the problem in India 😔 Glad you were able to get registered!
@@cherrydragon3120 yep, still a few weeks away because I'm not a priority recipient and they barely have enough for those who are :/
@@reannas2225 thank you! really appreciate your concern and I'm sure we'll pull through somehow
One of the proudest moments I’ve had in a while was when one of my cube neighbors, a Black chemical engineer, unexpectedly stopped by my desk (standing 6 ft away, both of us wearing masks) and thanked me for prattling on about being vaccinated and the (good) experience I had with the whole thing. He heard me over the wall, and my experience helped convince him to get over some entirely warranted hesitation, given the history there. He got his first dose last week, no side effects, and I’ll be cheering him on when he goes for his second.
You saved someone's life... Think about that.
@@diegorincon4673 They absolutely didn't, just because they got the shot doesn't mean they'd have died without it.
@@micahjohnsonboxing6409 Well, even if that person didn't die from it they could spread it to someone else who _does_ , so it may not be wildly unlikely that some life or another was saved here. Definitely not guaranteed, though.
Wow, your white knight complex makes me embarrassed for you
Your virtue signaling is hilarious. No one cares about your lies. You didn't do anything good anyways.
A dear person to me in a high risk group was really scared from all the buzz about how dangerous the vaccines are, but they went and took it and I'm super proud of them.
Yay! Me too🙂
But is it not dangerous, yes there are bad reactions, but statistically almost zero.
it takes courage to do something like that to protect those you care about when you don't know everything about it
Tell him/her that I am very proud too!
It's a sad state of affairs that we have to be proud of people like that, tbh. Congrats! You did the medically recommended thing that our government is bending over backwards to make as safe and accessible as possible for you!
@@Phourc u want to be bent over by Biden ? Trust yourself not others
I'm going to use this as a "history of the virus" lecture. This is what we lived through, it changed the course of history... And in 80 years, people will look back on us and say "What a the Fuck!?!"
indeed they might, but not in the way you had expected 😂
The writer who made the Kennedy joke deserves a bonus. Damn that was dark. I love it.
I wouldn't be good if one of the Kennedy family was watching.
@Mac mcskullface right . If you wanna get technical .. nothing is a new idea... everything is recycled & refreshed
@JCT check it out, it's the buzzkill that responds to all your memes with "yeah, I saw it on reddit"
I had to take a moment after that one. FFS that was dark.
@@stevenherr4716 Senator Kennedy isn’t related to “The Kennedy’s”
False information always kinda reminds me of that one chernobyl quote "What is the cost of lies? It's not that we'll mistake them for the truth. The real danger is that if we hear enough lies, then we no longer recognize the truth at all."
Half the goal of the grifter is to convince the world that everything's a grift.
The previous administration has proven that. The Twitter shitstorm coming from the White House bathroom at 2 am flooded everyone’s attention and made half of the voters lose touch with reality, only believing the lies, not the provable facts. I’m still amazed that so many people have started wearing tinfoil hats
@@artembentsionov at least now they disabled his Twitter account
@@artembentsionov My entire life feels more relaxed now that THAT is over.
I sure hope we don't have to go through that again.
@@anatoldenevers237 Yeah bc the bill of rights is for thee not for me
Calling it now; The Season Finale will reveal that John's "Void" this year was the inside of an Egg all along
OH DAM you wrote what I thought... but he lacks the fluid.
I'm gonna revisit your comment when it's revealed to give you a emoji hi-five.🙌🏿
Its been an egg this whole time?
Always has been **cocks gun**
@@thatrandomswedishperson Cocks gun, but the gun is actually the shape of the animal.
@@thatrandomswedishperson Not always; last year he was inside the year 2020 (before he blew it up)
"Bein' a boss ass bitch" made me laugh so hard 😭
Well, mission accomplished, John. My name is Mike and I just scheduled my vaccine appointment. But, I've never been to Baltimore...
It’ll make a nice trip, then! 🤓
My name is not Mike but same. Its hard for me to get out of the house but I will for this episode.
@@JWumbo Good man!
One day you're going to have a layover in Baltimore, remember this, and immediately shit yourself laughing.
I’ve been to Baltimore many times
This world is so hectic, it makes perfect sense for John to want to return to the egg he hatched out of as a young bird
Same
@@airplanes_aren.t_real Name and profile pic checks out
@@tristanneal9552 don't get the name but the profile pick definitely makes sense
This whole egg thing seems like one of those "the grass is greener in the neighbors garden" kinda deal mixed with a "I would like to not be in constant stress about money, taxes, time, death, the possibility that society will inevitably collapse and I might be there to witness" kinda thing
which I do relate to
Loved "The Egg". 😊
Mean... but fair
Now Bill and Melinda are splitting because he didn't tell her the egg thing.
The timing of this video was too perfect I think John is a warlock
@@javierpinon9443 Next time on Fox News: Carlson: John Oliver working covertly as divorce attorney. There's no magic and what's the other potential explanation 🤣
scholar.google.com/scholar?q=peer+reviewed+mask+efficacy&hl=en&as_sdt=0&as_vis=1&oi=scholart#d=gs_qabs&u=%23p%3DnRHpkmODDdAJ
@@jewdy8915 You misspelled efficiency.
@@tmbottegal maybe it’s because he wasn’t spelling efficiency, he was spelling efficacy which is an actual word in itself
Would love an updated expo! I absolutely love this show!
The cicada’s awkward shuffle out of frame is everything to me.
Give it a break. It slept for 17 years and will be dead in a month.
But it's going to FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK until then
I wonder if his wife is under that costume because if John is still recording from his home, who else would it be?!
That was my favorite bit of the clip lol
I literally answered all of Tucker's questions on the spot without needing to look anything up. Like, all of that information is publicly available. WTF.
I did, too. Be great to have a summary document of links to credible resources, though. Anyone?
Tucker isn't talking to intelligent people, like you. He's talking to paranoid people who have been raised to mistrust ANYBODY who isn't a Republican. It's sad, but there are TONS out there.
@@GJacq726 Does not matter. Even if you have experienced s/th in your childhood/youth in reality, constant lies about it will change your memories about it. You just have to be told the lies again and again and again and again - you get the point. We are humans. We are manipulable in many ways.
*Edit:(Not only)* The USA is a perfect example for this in these times.
The funny thing is that both sides claim exactly this definition. And both are right.
Neither the pfizer nor moderna trials tested for transmission. A vaccine is supposed to stop transmission in addition to providing immunity, whereas these “vaccines” don’t prevent transmission and therefore don’t contribute to preventing future mutations. These drugs are experimental therapies, not “vaccines” in the traditional sense. Efficacy data, even from Israel, is based on an asymptomatic response to subsequent viral re-exposure and NOT on transmission.
You can still catch covid and have it replicate in your body even after both jabs plus the two week waiting period (pubmed.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/33320052/), (look at the president of Argentina if you’d like an example).
The antibodies that you produce in response to the antigen of these inoculations are predominantly “non-neutralizing” as opposed to being mostly neutralizing antibodies like from an ordinary live attenuated vaccine.
C-19 Survival rates:
Survival rate (age 20-49): 99.98%
Survival rate (age 0-19) : 99.997%
(img1.wsimg.com/blobby/go/99d35b02-a5cb-41e6-ad80-a070f8a5ee17/WhitePaper_ExperimentalVaccinesCovid-19_Feb23.pdf )
If you do a proper risk/reward analysis, taking the experimental jabs being pushed through emergency use authorization (and lack full FDA approval)...should not be in your best interest. Especially for teenagers given the survival rate of their demographic.
Personally, I’d rather use treatments such as ivermectin and proper vitamin supplementation (which actually have LT testing behind them).
Ivermectin has a ~99% successful treatment rate in early-catch cases and has been studied since 1981, therefore long term adverse effects are weathered out and have been mentioned (www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pmc/articles/PMC7434458/#sec9title )
This isn’t the case with these types of inoculations. There’s been several failed animal trials trying to innoculate against SARS coronavirus using the spike protein antigen which resulted in long-term autoimmune disorders and endothelial damage.
Animal studies utilizing S protein antigen for coronavirus
www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pmc/articles/PMC7943455/
www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pmc/articles/PMC3335060/
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Potential risks of LT neurodegenerative disorders
www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pmc/articles/PMC3372647/
pubmed.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/21358640/
^Addressed in a more simplistic manner throughout this synopsis:
ijvtpr.com/index.php/IJVTPR/article/view/23/version/37/34
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If you try to look this up, you’ll see big tech platforms like google shoving “fact checking” websites at the top of the search engine “debunking” this information to try and control the public narrative hoping people won’t actually dig through the studies. They purposefully leave out key information from the papers and misconstrue their content in order to declare a set of claims as false.
It’s important to actually go through the research yourself and do proper due diligence.
Reuters, factcheck(dot)org, snopes, etc. are paid out under the table from the 1.25 trillion dollar pharmaceutical industry. It’s clear most people didn’t read the studies, because these “fact checking” websites didn’t actually refute them at all and I’ve read through their arguments. They blatantly disregard key information from these papers hoping that people won’t check it and verify it for themselves. Corruption.
Imagine how powerful it is to be able to control the public narrative by telling them what’s real and what’s false without them seeing the actual evidence.
@@acechandler6440 "...these “vaccines” don’t prevent transmission..."
Wrong.
No need to read any further.
I've been trying to convince my mother to get her vaccine for a while now. She says I'm "bullying" her because I take the time to explain how they work and counter the misinformation she keeps repeating.
I heard some doctors recommend directing hesitant people towards healthcare providers they trust (her doctor or a family friend) so they can give the most informed and knowledgeable perspective while still being trusted
She "bullied" you, all your youth, helping you understand right from wrong. Keep going, girl! Tell her that you'd rather be a "bully" than have a dead mother. We literally had to lie to my grandfather to get him into the car to go to the doctor, when he thought he had a cancerous growth. He didn't.
I feel your pain. My mom got so upset with me.
You should tell her that you won’t “bully” her anymore about the vaccine and then have someone from the funeral home come over and “fit” her for a coffin and talk about her service.
@@itsdeanya congrats on breaking his trust
Mike from Baltimore laughing
Distributors need to advertise that it’s free. I didn’t know until I signed up for an appointment, and many people I’ve talked to said they didn’t want to pay for it if the virus isn’t that bad anyway.
@likexbread
I got my first shot a couple days ago n asked why they ask for my ins card, she said so they can charge for giving the shot. Idk how much, a blooddraw fee is around $10. Certainly is misleading.
But over half a million people died gasping for breath. Survivors left with permanent damage. I don't understand how anyone can honestly say it isn't that bad.
@@msavina9129 very much this. It's supposed to be free, but manyy places are exploiting loopholes
yeah the fact this being free in the states is hardly ever mentioned
@@trashcatlinol
I have not heard complaints about charges and ppl have been getting the shots for mos now. The govt probably made a deal with the ins companies, pharmacies, medical facilities, etc. That online sign up is deceiving, and sounds like it could be why there has been a big drop off in ppl getting vaccinated. The first to get the shots were ppl over 65, and they all have Medicare. According to CDC:
COVID-19 vaccination providers can:
Seek appropriate reimbursement from the recipient’s plan or program (e.g., private health insurance, Medicare, Medicaid) for a vaccine administration fee
However, providers cannot charge the vaccine recipient the balance of the bill
I'm so glad that John made a full cicada costume for a 5 second bit
Hell, I want that costume.
last episode he showed that he also gets a lot of stuff made that doesn't get used xD
Until that episode of showing the useless things, of course!
He's not afraid to use that HBO money lmao
John's union costume person made it
It was more like 🖐️ forty seconds
Just popping in from a post apocalyptic looking Indian city to say , please listen to the cicada and get the vaccine ! My folks didn’t have the choice of which vaccine, but they got it, and it gave a few small side effects, but it works! My mum has COVID right now, despite getting dose 1 , but she has mild symptoms thanks to the vaccine. :)
Best wishes, brother!
Same with my grandparents! They got COVID, but they recovered quickly and with fewer symptoms than 25-year old me.
Take the vaccine.
why do you think the vaccine is what made the symptoms mild?
hiya. i may be a stranger from the internet but i hope you and your family are coping well with the situation in india!!
I hope your family recovers and is stronger because of Covid. Blessings to you and yours ❤️
“I would love to be able to shit, shower, shave, kiss my family, and brush my teeth, all at the same time, unfortunately I have only been able to do 3 of those things but I am do close to that fourth.”
I spend a good amount of time laughing at both the thought of that, and trying to figure out which of those he was referring to.
sitting here reading the comments while watching literally trying to figure out the same thing, hoping "shit" and "shower" weren't both apart of the 3..
Well, In trying to figure it out we have to understand that shower and family are probably not together, just like shit and family would not be together. I would also be hesitant to say shave and teeth would be together, though it is possible, would be very hard. Therefore, the logical conclusion is shit shower and shave. Shit standing up while you wash with one hand and shave with the other. I would also accept shit shower and teeth
I hesitate to think that the first three are the ones that go together (or that first one with any other combination for that matter) so I'm going to go with the most feasible combination, IMO, which is shower, shave and brush his teeth, because I do all three of those at the same time myself. Lol.
And because you're so focused on that, you completely miss that he just listed 6 items, said he could complete 3 and implied that the 4th he is missing is the final one! Such a great subtle call back to the man promising 6 words and only giving 1 and repeating it 5 times.
@@janelebenson1102 I would assume it's shit, shave, and brush teeth, with shower being number 4.
This episode hits different now that Bill and Melinda “my husband has never even mentioned it” Gates are getting divorced...
It came out 15 hours ago, that was sudden.
It was all because Bill told her about the egg
@@alexandermutsaers2693 exactly, he should have kept it to himself.
i had to rewatch this when the divorce news hit
I WAS ABT TO SAY HA
Half of my family didn't want to get vaccinated, including my mother. Too bad that the thing that got them all convinced had to be death of my grandfather (my mom's father) from covid.
That's sad and a real shame.... But hopefully now they can't hurt anyone else (if they did get done).
That's incredibly sad. I am so sorry.
You got to see the upside: at least that death did convince them, not everyone is able to realize that death=bad.
@@EvansFamilyLegoProject They will get vaccinated hopefully soon. There is not enough vaccines in my country so the older people get priority. They should roll out vaccines for my parent's age in few weeks or so. I will have to wait till july though. Can't wait for this to be over.
So sorry to hear... Please stay safe
As a Mike who is listening to this in the background at work on Monday who hasnt yet gotten vaccinated…. Thanks, I’ll go this week
Nice! Move your arm around a lot right after the first dose and try to clear your schedule the day after your second. Hope your side effects aren’t too bad!
Woo! Drink some water after. If you’re lucky, they may even be giving out stickers or pins.
You should Mike, my friends/family all did and now we can visit each other. We hadn’t in a year. I’m very grateful I did and others I care for did too.
As an Indian listening to this in the background while working on a Monday, I wish I could get vaccinated
A Mike who is relaxing after work on Monday but I have already done. Good luck fellow Mike
The messed up thing was during this time frame alot of people like myself were so overwhelmed at work that we had no time to do anything but work and sleep. We didn't even get lunch breaks. Thankfully alot of the craziness in retail had slowed down and I have since been able to get vaccinated
The egg part creeps me out, it's like he is speaking directly to me and knows too much
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We do know too much.
may be it is john who put the microchip to see who are the ppl who have the same egg fantasy :-P
Hatch when you're ready, honey.
That egg tangent really made me feel relaxed for some reason... Maybe it's a deeply rooted memory from my hatching? Who knows?
My father died last Thursday and John Oliver helps me cope with the grief I am having right now.
Edit: I didn’t expect so many responses. He died from stage four colon cancer. He was a fighter and survived almost five more years. Five years after being diagnosed with this cancer is super rare.
So sorry for your loss..
Sorry you lost him, friend.
Sry for your loss
Prayers for dear
So sorry for your loss.
Can I like this multiple times? Good on you for explaining this so clearly.
How are the jabs going for you?
I feel so bad for the cicada.. his expressions were brill
They hired some real professional as it seems.
@@JO19pLuMbUm94HN Everyone shits on mimes because they can't speak up for themselves (wokka wokka), but expressing emotion through movement is not an easy skill to master.
Very happy to be here, I was worried I would sleep soundly tonight.
Underrated comment
Lmao
😂
I love when people say they will wait for more research as if they ever even opened a medical study of any kind
They would tap out 2 paragraphs in.
Met a doctor of Virology earlier this week that EXPLICITLY SAID that these vaccines have not been properly evaluated, but okay Abraheem believe what you want.
@@tylerrolandmorris I mean. Which doctor? I'd love to read up on that dude. Especially because all the people I know that study medicine are in favour of it. I'm a student in neuroscience myself so I know a bit of the biological med-speak to understand the articles and it all looks safe and well-researched to me.
@@tylerrolandmorris Yay 1 mythical doctor versus the majority of the scientific community involved with vaccine research.................
So who knows what long term effects may occur ten years down the road? Many folks still remember the Tuskegee experiment.
I nearly spit water all over my desk when he made that Kennedy joke! Holy shit!
"Scrunch-faced Fear- Baboon" is such an apt appellation for Carlson, I am surprised no one has made it in the past.
Too flattering.
Because the fact he is what if the sound "thud" had a face is way more appropriate
@@MrSirclint That's what I said lol!
Really, every description John has given of Tucker Carlson is a beautifully apt one.
Muin Downie Carlson looks like he's on meth.
22:09 I can only imagine the audience reaction to that joke.
I had to pause the video for a minute
I did a spit take.
I nearly died
I gasped a little bit omg
@@jasminetirado555 too bad JFK can't say the same...
I was told my DNA was going to be mutated if I got the vaccine. I felt so gipped when all it did was protect me more from COVID-19. I was fully ready to get super powers and be the world’s newest super vill...I mean super hero. World’s first superhero 😬
Hey, if you are the world's first Super...you get to decide what constitutes a Super-Villain or Super-Hero. Does a Superhero kill people that do bad things, or just stop them? If you are the first Super and you kill people that do bad things, which non-super "hero" is going to stop you? Which non-super "villain" is going to want to cross you? You decide.
Who the hell wants to be a super hero? Too much drama for too little pay, injure or kill one guy by mistake and yo name is mud, naa fam, super villainy is where it at... All power no responsibility..
@@Paranitis i mean you right but I’m just straight gonna use my powers to like robs banks. I feel like objectively that would make me the bad guy. 😂
You nailed it mate. Do you need a henchman...
No, to get your DNA mutated, you'd have to get the virus itself. Since that's how actual viruses work.
Wow, I kind of lowkey want to live in an egg now.
“The worst thing to come out of a Kennedy’s Mouth than the back of a Kennedy’s head” gotdaum
That was, by far, the most disturbing thing I have ever heard the Toucan of Depression-Inducing Wisdom utter.
Ykes, perhaps a bit too far
@@exsimon yeah, its too soon :((((
THAT was the moment I paused the video to see if its already the top comment.
@@MasterTRL SAME lol
It's great that you're asking questions, Tucker. I'd recommend asking a doctor rather than a camera, though. Cameras are not medical experts, Tucker.
Neither are mainstream doctors.
And if you think what they learn is the ultimate truth... boy you got something coming...
What kind of questions do you like asking?
@@run4fun143 You're so kind.
His voice enrages me a bit.
Right? Isn't it lovely to hear people say "I have so many questions, doubts, worries..." and yet they do ANYTHING, but discuss about it with their family doctor?
Alex Jones: “I got the studies.”
*doesn’t show study*
As usual...
The voices tell him his studies are right
I'm shocked he's still spewing bullshit, but liars never stop lying. . .
Especially when they are scamming cash from it.
Slaps study to prove a point.
But he slapped a bunch of paper sitting on his desk, so he must have the studies!
I love the way John Oliver explain this.. The best so far
John Oliver has now convinced me that it would be great to live in an egg. It just seems like such a calm atmosphere in all that goop
@id gaf that’s a good point and I realize now that idk how chicks breathe in the egg...is that when they decide to break out? Haha
You maybe a disappointment to hens. 😂
Hmm. egg time.
Yup. My key takeaway too!
Two problem with living in an egg: Easter, and Breakfast Tacos. One of those would make short work of your newfound peaceful existence.
That Kennedy joke was so harsh it actually made me feel like it was ‘too soon’ even though it’s 50 years later lol
It's 60 years later. Yeah, I keep thinking the 90s were ten years ago too.
@@benjamingardner3314 Same. *sigh*
I spit coffee all over my desk.
Agree.
You could see on his face: Imma get a call from headquarters.
That Bill Gates joke about not telling his wife things aged perfectly
Yes the irony of not microchipping Bill.
The pressure of telling things can get to people so much that they could get suicided in a heavily guarded prison cell
Bill gates would like to live in that egg now
Soy
@@iamprasad88 This is such an underrated comment.
John Oliver, on the night of May 2: "There are lots of things Bill Gates probably doesn't tell his wife..."
Bill and Melinda Gates, May 3: "We have made the decision to end our marriage..."
Brilliant. "that guy promised six words, said seven words, and counted five..."
i spat my water - especially at the end i didn't expect him to call back to it again hahah
that was too funny
In his defense the and shouldn’t be counted really. He was giving his reasons why.
I'm from India n today I stood in line for 4 hrs to get a shot after trying for 3 days to register. Don't get complacent guys, we did n now are suffering like crazy
Stop lying i have video proof that your lying about India
Lol not comparable to the us. More than quadruple our population
@@tintin6291 I take it that you're a rob Norr fan.
Bhai dilli se h kya ? Bc mere district Mein to bhar gye slots
To be fair. At this point i think india deserves the vaccines more then america 😂😂
i'm genuinely alarmed at how calming that egg bit was
@@gracehabecker9912 h-how did you know
@@peterpiper4367 what's this got to do with eggs?
@@gracehabecker9912 😂😂😂😂
@@gracehabecker9912 no you didn't!!! i responded that way to the other person bc it was very out there
@@gracehabecker9912 all good! I just didn't want you to think I was trolling- I was super happy to see that subreddit I could have made that clearer
I wouldn't be surprised if the "Six Words" guy was a local Kia salesman.
Now I want to know why "guinea pig bridge" wasn't nominated for a grammy this year.
they were to white!
Thanks John for motivating Bill Gates to speak his heart out to Melinda cause they've just filed for divorce.
Look honey, you were right about there being no vaccine microchips, but I have been fucking my secretaries for the last decade and a half
@Dylan Browne or she finally had a good look at him? man is not attractive
Well... that's some news to be honest
He caught her on Mac
😔😔😔
The Melinda and Bill part is REALLY ironic considering what happened a day after Oliver dropped this video.....
Perhaps Bill did tell Melinda that he wants to live in an egg
Perhaps Melinda found out Bill had microchipped her : )
Perhaps it’s because their children have grown up and moved out, so he no longer has a reason to live with such an airhead.
@@prestachuck2867 nah, I still think it's the egg thing
He had the"really bitch" look on his face.
Its ok to "not know". Asking questions is ok.
What is the point of asking questions if you are going to refute the answers and the data that supports the answers?
@@ronbali3429speaking of data, did you know more people died in the vaccine group than in the placebo group during the initial pfizer trial?
Asking questions is fine.
Sticking your fingers in your ears and screaming "I can't hear you! Why aren't you answering my questions?!" is asinine.
That man questioning whether vaccine is safe while his mom is in icu for Covid is really tragic... It's like someone being hesitant on seat belts while their child is in icu from being ejected from their car 30 feet...
He said she wanted to wait and see how things played out. Well, that's how the played out for her.
I know this makes me a bad person, but I find really hard to be sorry for people like that
@@btonasse I feel sorry for her. I don't feel sorry the son, because he hasn't learned anything and cannot make a simple risk assessment, between dying and not dying, which is the better choice for his life.
It's tragic.... Tragically idiotic.
I remember watching a video during drivers ed that was discussing how people reacted when seatbelt laws were starting to be enforced. People were saying they'd rather not wear a seatbelt because they would rather be thrown from the car. It was insane.
"Guinea Pig Bridge" is now and forevermore stuck in my head
Made it my ringtone. Except for people I dont want to talk to, their ringtone is senator Kennedy's song and PSA on getting the vaccine.
Theres also Guinea pig Olympics, a must see
I'm upset the Guinea Pigs have better infrastructure than me
We need a new segment: John Oliver non sarcastically answers Tucker Carlson's sarcastic questions
Or a Tucker Carlson show EVERY season :D
OKAY BUT ACTUALLY
Totally here for that
The stock answer to Carson's questions is, "because you're a nasty idiot."
Well there's a reason we'll never see John Oliver and Tucker Carlson sit down and hash things out, and it's not simply because they hate each other LOL
The propaganda spam bots spamming all of the comments cannot answer a simple question: What is the Covid-related mortality for non-elderly persons with no comorbidities?
That guinea pig bridge was honestly one of the most delightful things I’ve seen on the internet in ages. Genuinely brightened my day
I didn't think Parry Gripp would find his way in a LWT vid.
I built a boston terrier gerbil tunnel to get from our deck to the fenced in yard... it's a neverending source of joy.
Guineanely*
The human trials are taking place right now , and they dont have to pay them
Hilariously, I only knew of that song from a random parody called "Pigepic bridge". Didn't even know there was an original until today.
Watching this from Germany where I don’t even know if I can get vaccinated this year and my mom has difficulties getting a vaccination appointment eventhough she is belonging to a higher risk group…. It just hits different
Habt ihr euch schon beim Hausarzt angemeldet? Ich habe das am Mittwoch gemacht und durch Glück noch am selben Tag Biontech bekommen. Auf die Online Anmeldung im Impfzentrum alleine würde ich mich nicht verlassen.
Same. I live in the Netherlands and they said everyone would have their first shot in July, but it looks like that will definitetly not be the case. And to then hear about people refusing the vaccine... Frustrating to say the least.
Yeah, I've heard so many US commentator rambling on how the US and the EU should hand over their vaccines to India since we have so many people vaccinated. And while we definitely should do something to help India, younger people in the EU (younger as in not being 60 or above) are still under lockdown and there's no vaccine in sight. US folks so often conflate the EU with the UK
I don't know if there is an alternate reality Germany, but we are actually catching up quite quickly in Vaccination rates. By June the Vaccine should be accessible to everyone who wants it. So I dom't know where you are getting the notion from that it will take more than half a year.
Watching India and my Friends in Canada try to get the vaccine it makes me angry that my fellow US citizens are so will fully ignorant.
Whenever I see a costumed character in the white void I think "that's his wife, isn't it?"
yess! probably, right?
“The vaccine should be tested on politicians first.
If they survive, the vaccine is safe.
If they don’t, then the country is safe.”
- Monika Wisniewska
………..
Honestly it kinda was. I don't know of anyone in Congress who didn't get it. Trump got it. Biden got it. They all seem fine.
@@paulbutkovich6103They did not take the COVID jab, just saline injections
@@curses6166 I got the vaccine. I am fine. My parents got the vaccine. They're fine. Every teacher at the school I work at got the vaccine. They're fine. The vast majority of my friends and acquaintances got the vaccine, including multiple doses. They're all fine.
Why do you think the others got saline?
@@paulbutkovich6103 I'll pray that God protects you and others from that evil shot.
Think about it, why would the president get the same thing as you did around the same time to prevent getting a serious virus.
@@paulbutkovich6103 But you lie because you are a ✡️
John Oliver is one of my favorite people. Not just comedians, but people. Thank you.
I would love to know the man.
Getting a cicada costume made for a 40 second screen time is exactly why this show wins every year.
I was going to say using production budget to write and perform a two-bar ode to guinea pigs, but I think we're talking about the same thing.
Right 👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻!??? !!
I'm sure it has nothing to do with actually being factual
I was exactly thinking about that. That’s a lot dedication
This show is for sheep. John is an inexcusable sellout working for the propaganda machine. He's not ignorant ... he's purposely trying to mislead you.
Damn. Here in India, we're worried because we have a huge demand for vaccines now but not enough doses. And in the US, people don't want it? Jeez. Send it to us then. We'll make use of it.
We're oppressed
Not even "just" that. They also got a metric shitton of those astra zeneca vaccines promised, but they haven't been approved yet, for what ever reason. Anyway, they got promised over 600 Million vaccine doses promised. If they got all of them, they could vaccinate EVERY US citizen - TWICE. Not talking about how many vaccines need to shots, that is counted as one. By the end of the year they literally could have given every single one two complete, seperate vaccines.
Also, some african Countries that got a few vaccines are burning the shots they got, a few Million shots actually. Why? I have no fucking idea, mistrust and other bullcrap, but some of those countries are literally destroying those precious shots.
@@sagichdirdochnicht4653 Widespread crises that both isolate civilians and risk their lives make it very easy for authoritarians to play keep-away until everyone is too exhausted to keep resisting. That's why so many countries let it get so bad despite everyone begging and demanding that even the bare minimum be taken up. Lose nothing because you're rich and sequestered and powerful, profit even more off people desperately trying to stay afloat, and then when millions are ruined keep reminding them how they're helpless under you
Sucks to be you.
I hope we're going to send you some vaccine!! I hope things get better there fast.
Oh, thanks. Now I'm gonna have that f--kin' "Guinea Pig" song stuck in my head all day.
"...From point A, to point B!..."🤪😄
as a mike in Baltimore, I have to say my vaccination is already scheduled
Good job, Baltimore Mike. Proud of you!
You're awesome Mike. Keep on being you.
'Promise 6 words, hold up 5, and count 7 all without even flinching' is black belt level self-confidence
the best joke until the Kennedy one 😂👍
Calling that guy in idiot was out of line. He was just a worried man
It's not confidence, it's arrogance! Smh!!!
@@XYZ-ze3ex Uhh, worrying to much about absolutely nothing worth worrying about makes people dumb.
In fact, stupid concerns is the leading cause of stupidity in general. Think about every dumb mistake you ever made in your entire life, and try to identify the leading cause of your decision to make that mistake. I guarantee you it was an unfounded fear/worry/concern.
The Dunning-Kruger effect is strong in that one.
Congratulations John on the quickest wedding jinx in American history: Bill is getting divorced.
Can you give me the interview link?
You figure he could just flip on the microchip and tell her "no."
I love that a comment on a LWT video is the way I first heard about this.
With no prenup either...ouch
He'll be alright, he'll make it up in about a year
Really appreciate it how he did this episode I someone who got the vaccine and had covid I really appreciate it