Covid Vaccines: Last Week Tonight with John Oliver (HBO)

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  • @shadowvash07
    @shadowvash07 3 ปีที่แล้ว +15389

    When he said "You, Mike, in Baltimore. Get the vaccine", I took that personally. I already got it, John. Go bother Steve in Annapolis. He's being hard headed about getting the vaccine.

  • @adrianm.6676
    @adrianm.6676 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3499

    Rarely does a joke shock me these days.. But that Kennedy one was extraordinary.

    • @JariahxSynn
      @JariahxSynn 3 ปีที่แล้ว +352

      You didn't know it hit you, like the bullet that hit Kennedy.

    • @56BBS
      @56BBS 3 ปีที่แล้ว +49

      Came here for this!

    • @hangukhiphop
      @hangukhiphop 3 ปีที่แล้ว +46

      I liked it in isolate but it totally seems out of place in this segment (and perhaps this show altogether) LOL

    • @moonshinejack
      @moonshinejack 3 ปีที่แล้ว +215

      Yeah, it really blew my mind.

    • @agentstepp
      @agentstepp 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Right?

  • @MarkerKevin
    @MarkerKevin 3 ปีที่แล้ว +296

    I was one who kept saying, "I'll get it eventually". After seeing John show how easy it is to find a center, I looked up the nearest place to me and got it scheduled while listening.
    Much love for all you and your team does, John.

    • @mewho8057
      @mewho8057 3 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Thank you! It can be hard to move from wanting to do something to doing it, there's mental energy involved in that shift that sometimes can be difficult to spare.

    • @beth3531
      @beth3531 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Good luck

    • @scooooter37
      @scooooter37 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      I got my first one a week and a half ago, after trying to schedule it for a couple of weeks. I felt lucky to find a spot at CVS 15 miles away. Yesterday, I was shopping in my local CVS and they announced on the loudspeaker that anyone wanting the vaccine could get it right then and there.

    • @ShastaMusic
      @ShastaMusic 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      I did the same. It was hard to find an appointment near me for a while, so I sort of just gave up on it. But I'm officially scheduled to get my first dose tomorrow morning!

    • @whatevergina9401
      @whatevergina9401 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      "I got it because my TV told me to." You're paragon of virtue and intelligence. 🤡
      It was worse than the disease for these people who became a paralyzed from the neck down
      www.wpxi.com/news/top-stories/bethel-park-woman-paralyzed-12-hours-after-getting-first-dose-pfizer-vaccine-doctors-searching-answers/ZSYTEX4H4FHKDFVSPGS3ILJZUI/%3foutputType=amp
      www.wsmv.com/news/woman-lies-paralyzed-in-nashville-hospital-says-it-happened-after-she-received-pfizer-vaccine/article_78f1b8fa-a4a0-11eb-af84-3311a4f153c0.html
      www.google.com/amp/s/nypost.com/2021/04/15/man-partially-paralyzed-unable-to-talk-after-jj-vaccine/amp/
      www.fox8live.com/2021/01/21/lsu-health-neurologist-says-link-between-covid-infection-guillain-barre-well-documented/

  • @DecoySanchez
    @DecoySanchez 3 ปีที่แล้ว +265

    I wonder if John discussed the egg bit with his wife beforehand, or just let her discover it organically.
    I've seen enough episodes of this show to know is definitely the second one. I can imagine the text messages from her friends about eggs, shes confused at first but then remembers who she married, accepting her future and the inevitable egg jokes.

    • @kinagrill
      @kinagrill 2 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      They might ask if her husband's come back out of his shell yet.

    • @sophiathefurbst
      @sophiathefurbst ปีที่แล้ว +8

      @@kinagrillthat cracked me up

    • @elizabethknight7314
      @elizabethknight7314 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@sophiathefurbst That was eggsactly the point

    • @mammawlee
      @mammawlee ปีที่แล้ว +2

      😆 😄 😁 🤣 I wonder if it ever gets, 'Oh, it's just his job' or if it's always fresh to Mrs. Oliver?

  • @emmadipompo2628
    @emmadipompo2628 3 ปีที่แล้ว +944

    It is 2:30 am. I was about to go to bed. Now we're learning. Thanks john.

  • @bjornwegener3233
    @bjornwegener3233 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4171

    If the microchip tech would exists: Apple or Elon Musk would buy it, create a hyped commercial for how cool and new it is and people would line up around the block to get it.

    • @juliejay5436
      @juliejay5436 3 ปีที่แล้ว +41

      Yeap!

    • @Kabcr
      @Kabcr 3 ปีที่แล้ว +238

      They already have. It's called a Tesla and an iPhone.

    • @aJoats
      @aJoats 3 ปีที่แล้ว +125

      But will I get uninterrupted 5G?

    • @P1ranh4
      @P1ranh4 3 ปีที่แล้ว +54

      Yup, it wouldn't be a hidden tech. We'd already have them for different purposes and know about the possibility. The possibility for this scenario doesn't exist yet

    • @armija
      @armija 3 ปีที่แล้ว +82

      My thought exactly. If at any point somebody decides to put chips into people, they should simply say that it gives discount on McDonalds or smthing like that and all of these anti vaxers would pay to get it...

  • @boland73
    @boland73 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1733

    Being a Mike in Baltimore really makes this video hit different 😳

    • @Jeridiculous
      @Jeridiculous 3 ปีที่แล้ว +144

      John is calling you out, Mike. Someone has to keep you accountable

    • @iza-dorabull728
      @iza-dorabull728 3 ปีที่แล้ว +64

      We know you're a good guy Mike

    • @skandiii6868
      @skandiii6868 3 ปีที่แล้ว +90

      Did you get vaccinated yet, MIKE????

    • @Jushin15
      @Jushin15 3 ปีที่แล้ว +67

      Get the vaccine, Mike

    • @phutipooe8760
      @phutipooe8760 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      😄

  • @gwynsome
    @gwynsome 3 ปีที่แล้ว +215

    As someone from a third world country, I'm envious that US even have the privilege to have so many unfilled appointments. Meanwhile, countries like us here in Southeast Asia are getting desperate to get more supply for vaccines because so many people are in need of it yet are finding it difficult to get vaccinated because of lack of supply. Then countries like the US still have so many people not going to their appointments...

    • @GiuseppeGaetanoSabatelli
      @GiuseppeGaetanoSabatelli 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      It's because the government shut down businesses in violation of the 1st Amendment at the start with no evidence that closures did anything, meanwhile the ones making the rules continued to go out, getting their haircuts, not wearing masks.
      So at this point it's not about the Vx being safe, effective, or the right thing to do. They've made proponents of liberty the enemy, so it's their duty to defy.

    • @adrianashilling2573
      @adrianashilling2573 3 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      It is pretty sad. We are a nation of dummies.

    • @gungagalunga9040
      @gungagalunga9040 3 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      Do yourself a favour. Don't get it. The medium and long term effects are unknown.

    • @dragomilosevic4823
      @dragomilosevic4823 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Im never going to get. So theirs a spare dose for you to have health problems from it

    • @stoneagearcher3477
      @stoneagearcher3477 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      @@RomanticPhantom0 You can have mine!

  • @otterhunter6117
    @otterhunter6117 3 ปีที่แล้ว +338

    Please give the vaccine cicada a hug for me. (Also tell the person in the suit they did an excellent job at portraying emotions in a suit.)

    • @zachgaskins3731
      @zachgaskins3731 3 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      I think at one point it was trying to give the folded-up-arm salute but they were too stubby to manage :(

    • @Collin_J
      @Collin_J 3 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Vaccine cicada should get the Emmy this year

    • @oldgus01
      @oldgus01 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Seconded. Additionally, let's make that cicada a legend.

    • @maddietrivitayakhun8922
      @maddietrivitayakhun8922 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I stan the vaccine cicada

    • @SoraShadowdancer
      @SoraShadowdancer 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      It was the antenna and the big eyes that did it for me, lol.

  • @Collin_J
    @Collin_J 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1526

    “you scrunch-faced fear baboon” is quite possibly the nicest thing John has ever called Tucker

    • @dannyv161
      @dannyv161 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Yes dummies dont take experimental vaccines with no human trails

    • @thomasr7129
      @thomasr7129 3 ปีที่แล้ว +40

      and it is also way too nice.

    • @chrisprilloisebola
      @chrisprilloisebola 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Kinda racist

    • @Danilium
      @Danilium 3 ปีที่แล้ว +82

      @@dannyv161 indeed you'd need to be a dummy, since there were experimental trials before the vaccine was approved.

    • @justinokraski3796
      @justinokraski3796 3 ปีที่แล้ว +84

      @@dannyv161 it's a good thing the Covid vaccines had human trials so I can sidestep those double negatives altogether

  • @bakarenibsheut12
    @bakarenibsheut12 3 ปีที่แล้ว +632

    That egg bit in the middle was a masterpiece. Weird, uncomfortable, and hilarious all at the same time. One of the funniest and most unexpected bits on this show in a while.

    • @tgwnn
      @tgwnn 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      as a vegan, I unsubbed and reported.

    • @Fischstix95
      @Fischstix95 3 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      John is always awakening things in us. Egg time doesn't seem so bad.

    • @Robert_McGarry_Poems
      @Robert_McGarry_Poems 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      When he turned sideways, yearning for the eggcellence of the yolk, I swore I could see it ... his beak. It was magnificent! 🥺

    • @bobmckoolky5346
      @bobmckoolky5346 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Classic John Oliver.

    • @Bluecho4
      @Bluecho4 3 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      And further evidence that John is actually a Toucan. He's simply giving voice to his desire to regress to the primal bliss of his pre-hatching existence.

  • @petrafied.
    @petrafied. 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +14

    NEVER forget

    • @retiredrebel
      @retiredrebel 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      Yup. They Lied alright

  • @abbybrown8252
    @abbybrown8252 3 ปีที่แล้ว +864

    Someone give that poor intern in the cicada costume an acting award. Literally cant make facial expressions yet conveyed so many emotions in 10 seconds that had me crying due to laughter

    • @richardkanemusic
      @richardkanemusic 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      I love that comment so much

    • @bakenkilla4808
      @bakenkilla4808 3 ปีที่แล้ว +33

      I seriously don't know why HBO lets him spend money on shit like this lmaooo As soon as he started talking about the cicada I knew what was coming lol

    • @Esteban_Abarca
      @Esteban_Abarca 3 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      He makes a great addition to the Last Week Tonight Mascot league. Yeah, give him a chance to prove himself John. lol

    • @FALCO64125
      @FALCO64125 3 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      While cicada mascot was indeed funny, I can't help but feel like my sense of humor may be a wee bit too dark as the Kennedy joke is what did me in for three minutes straight...

    • @ariadventures2289
      @ariadventures2289 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      So many emotions!!!!!!!!

  • @abraheem3348
    @abraheem3348 3 ปีที่แล้ว +769

    I love when people say they will wait for more research as if they ever even opened a medical study of any kind

    • @goblinwisdom
      @goblinwisdom 3 ปีที่แล้ว +34

      They would tap out 2 paragraphs in.

    • @tylerrolandmorris
      @tylerrolandmorris 3 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      Met a doctor of Virology earlier this week that EXPLICITLY SAID that these vaccines have not been properly evaluated, but okay Abraheem believe what you want.

    • @BlitzsieLDiscoLSnow
      @BlitzsieLDiscoLSnow 3 ปีที่แล้ว +92

      @@tylerrolandmorris I mean. Which doctor? I'd love to read up on that dude. Especially because all the people I know that study medicine are in favour of it. I'm a student in neuroscience myself so I know a bit of the biological med-speak to understand the articles and it all looks safe and well-researched to me.

    • @lolroflmaoization
      @lolroflmaoization 3 ปีที่แล้ว +85

      @@tylerrolandmorris Yay 1 mythical doctor versus the majority of the scientific community involved with vaccine research.................

    • @blairbuskirk5460
      @blairbuskirk5460 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      So who knows what long term effects may occur ten years down the road? Many folks still remember the Tuskegee experiment.

  • @crispy7335
    @crispy7335 3 ปีที่แล้ว +806

    Holy fuck, that Kennedy joke was the second most brutal shot a Kennedy has taken.

  • @TheFangirlOtaku
    @TheFangirlOtaku 3 ปีที่แล้ว +41

    "My mom is experiencing some side effects from the vaccine. What was it you said you were experiencing, mom?"
    "Bein' a boss ass bitch"
    Lmao 🤣

  • @SiddharthSebastian
    @SiddharthSebastian 3 ปีที่แล้ว +417

    As an Indian, this is heartbreaking considering the vaccine shortage in India, only 150 slots were offered tooday in my city and they got filled in 30 seconds 😭

    • @BDRmongoose
      @BDRmongoose 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      just be glad you don't have first world problems, and can't find a GPU for msrp

    • @somethingdianne7481
      @somethingdianne7481 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Indeed 😢

    • @susanweaver2866
      @susanweaver2866 3 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      India is in my prayers. The world needs to help these beautiful people.

    • @bellamaz1972
      @bellamaz1972 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      That you CAN blame Bill Gates for, that pharmaceutical industry apologist.

    • @honeybadger1847
      @honeybadger1847 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      It IS heartbreaking. Hoping the U.S. shares with you.

  • @TiMonsor
    @TiMonsor 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2060

    «the man that promised 6 words, said 7 and counted 5» this is perfection

    • @oorterentity8095
      @oorterentity8095 3 ปีที่แล้ว +65

      ...And it was all the same word

    • @joshk.6246
      @joshk.6246 3 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      The confidence john described from the guy is a problem.

    • @steventhrasher3608
      @steventhrasher3608 3 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      @@oorterentity8095 well he said "testing" 5 times but also said "and more".

    • @kilgoringtroutless6295
      @kilgoringtroutless6295 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@joshk.6246 Yep, but I wouldn't want to be that particular guy this morning.

    • @reaver0179
      @reaver0179 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      He's going to be so mad if he finds out he's on here lmao

  • @ikkeheltvanlig
    @ikkeheltvanlig 3 ปีที่แล้ว +391

    A dear person to me in a high risk group was really scared from all the buzz about how dangerous the vaccines are, but they went and took it and I'm super proud of them.

    • @Ororo0626
      @Ororo0626 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Yay! Me too🙂

    • @Jamescraigjohnson
      @Jamescraigjohnson 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      But is it not dangerous, yes there are bad reactions, but statistically almost zero.

    • @robertoeduardosearcymeza6219
      @robertoeduardosearcymeza6219 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      it takes courage to do something like that to protect those you care about when you don't know everything about it
      Tell him/her that I am very proud too!

    • @Phourc
      @Phourc 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      It's a sad state of affairs that we have to be proud of people like that, tbh. Congrats! You did the medically recommended thing that our government is bending over backwards to make as safe and accessible as possible for you!

    • @BuMPiHD
      @BuMPiHD 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@Phourc u want to be bent over by Biden ? Trust yourself not others

  • @alex_enbee
    @alex_enbee 2 ปีที่แล้ว +126

    The sad thing about this video is that I took John’s words to heart. I have two elderly grandparents with comorbidities and both of my parents have comorbidities who all blatantly refuse to get the vaccine. I tried to convince then and was unable to. I got super close to convincing my grandparents and my mother talked them out of it. Then all four of them got Covid, my dad was hospitalized, my grandparents looked like they were about five minutes away from death, and my mother literally told me it is the worst she’s ever felt in her entire life. I had to watch all four of them be so sick and take care of them knowing it was preventable. I was the only one in my family that was well during this time because I got the vaccine. And yet despite the fact that I lived with my parents at the time, and I was spending a bunch of time with my grandparents taking care of them, I never got sick. Because I got a vaccine! Yet somehow that still wasn’t enough to convince them. Because after they were all better none of them got the shot. My parents think that having gotten covid means that they can’t get it again and even though I’ve told them that’s not true they don’t care. It boggles my mind that no matter what I do they are so steadfast in their ridiculous dangerous decision. Watching this video again after all thats happened, listening to John plead To try to convince my family I’m just so sad. I tried and it wasn’t enough

    • @garrett7259
      @garrett7259 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      People with the vaccine are getting COVID. Weather they would have gotten the vaccine or not they would probably still have gotten infected by the virus. Do yourself a favor man, and not burden yourself with such guilt. The world was hit by surprise by a manufacturer virus out of Wuhan China. This is not your fault at all.....

    • @alex_enbee
      @alex_enbee 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@garrett7259 i appreciate the sentiment but ur a lot less likely to die if you get the vaccine and get covid. They can get it again and with these new varrients I’m worried they won’t survive it this time. Plus it’s not even just about them, they’re putting the lives of so many other people who also are at a high risk of dying in jeopardy by refusing to get the vaccine. Quite honestly I think they’re being selfish and it annoys me so much that they claim to be such selfless Logical smart people who makes such a dumb illogical selfish choice.

    • @kinagrill
      @kinagrill 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Sadly it's all based on one guy's faulty research cuz he wanted MMR vaccines to be done in parts... cuz he had a stake in such business so of course he wanted more people to purchase THAT instead.
      and that's from like the 90s iirc, yet people still believe those old, proven-false statements... :(

    • @kinagrill
      @kinagrill 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@alex_enbee Exactly. I mean you can still get the flu again even if you already got that version... your body is just faster at killing it off before any wider symptoms ends up showing.

    • @brianna5183
      @brianna5183 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      I know this exact feeling. Last august my father got COVID and was one of the people who claimed it was a "plandemic" fake, that the vaccine was somehow a plan for eugenics. he did not ever speak like this before getting absorbed into fox news and other far right media. his condition got worse and worse, and i would sit by his hospital bed all day while he was on the ventilator feeling so helpless. my mother didn't even get vaccinated or get my siblings vaccinated after everything we went through. we were told we should move him to hospice because he wasn't going to make it. he finally came home in mid january but he's permanently disabled. i tried so hard to convince them. i thought maybe if he lived his opinion would change because he expressed fear and regret for being unvaccinated right before he was sedated. yesterday he sent me a video from TruNews saying that people who got vaccinated were injected with HIV and have AIDS. i feel so powerless because my entire family is so indoctrinated.

  • @tr1co0
    @tr1co0 3 ปีที่แล้ว +560

    I’ve never heard a more crystal clear cry for help than “I long to be an egg and/or guinea pig”

    • @BeakerButch420
      @BeakerButch420 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      It was pretty concerning ngl

    • @jiaswan22
      @jiaswan22 3 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      After living in an empty void for so long, John is probably desperate for a change of scenery. He wishes to cross the guinea pig bridge to a new world.

    • @ladylucia917
      @ladylucia917 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@jiaswan22 💜

    • @ProjectEchoshadow
      @ProjectEchoshadow 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      🥚

    • @RoseEyed
      @RoseEyed 3 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      You know 2020 part 2 is fucked when you go from wanting to regress into childhood to wanting to regress to our pre-mammalian state

  • @sameepbaral1807
    @sameepbaral1807 3 ปีที่แล้ว +197

    John's a real one, I'm in india and while I did register myself for the vaccine and was going to get it anyway, he basically wiped out any apprehensions I might have had. Get your shots people!

    • @cherrydragon3120
      @cherrydragon3120 3 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      Just do it, people are dumbasses for not wanting them.

    • @reannas2225
      @reannas2225 3 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      stay safe man, we're all really worried about India

    • @kagitsune
      @kagitsune 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      I was hoping he would talk about how Moderna and Pfizer refusing to share their patents was part of the problem in India 😔 Glad you were able to get registered!

    • @sameepbaral1807
      @sameepbaral1807 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@cherrydragon3120 yep, still a few weeks away because I'm not a priority recipient and they barely have enough for those who are :/

    • @sameepbaral1807
      @sameepbaral1807 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@reannas2225 thank you! really appreciate your concern and I'm sure we'll pull through somehow

  • @Sunshine-rj4qe
    @Sunshine-rj4qe 3 ปีที่แล้ว +384

    My vaccine appointment is in like two hours, but I've been putting off getting it since I have severe needle phobia from a surgery gone wrong and I'm worried about having a panic attack in public but i'm not going to lie, vaccine cicada is really helping here

    • @Penguin_pablo17
      @Penguin_pablo17 3 ปีที่แล้ว +31

      Sorry to hear about the surgery screw up. I can honestly say that my shot was pretty painless over all and I barely noticed the needle going in or out. Hope you took the next day off cuz while John didn't have bad symptoms they can be pretty exhausting for some.

    • @cesaravegah3787
      @cesaravegah3787 3 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      Thank You for overcoming your fear for the wellbeing of us all, Best wishes.

    • @DonOmarRamiro
      @DonOmarRamiro 3 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      Go, Sunshine. If you have the opportunity and live in a country were you can get it, you will be helping end this for people like me, I live in Argentina and the rollout is slow and obviously corrupted. Heard of the ruling party vaccination their own leaders and families, and friends? (Yeah, even teenagers) YEah, thats where we are at down here. Go get the vaccine and thank you.!

    • @PhosphorAlchemist
      @PhosphorAlchemist 3 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      I have moderate needle phobia, and I had to push past that hump too. Fortunately, both doses were the easiest sticks I've had since I was a child (when I wasn't bothered). Thanks for facing your phobia so that together we can give this virus the boot.

    • @GJacq726
      @GJacq726 3 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      Let the vaccinators know. They'll look after you. My daughter passes out for unknown reason. The looked after her well.

  • @沈啍
    @沈啍 3 ปีที่แล้ว +91

    Picture this:
    You’re on the Titanic.
    The ship is sinking.
    All the lifeboats are taken.
    Leonardo Decaprio found a piece of floating plank and made a makeshift floatation device.
    You refuse to get on because it was “rushed”.
    You drown.

    • @mortuos557
      @mortuos557 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      way better movie xD

    • @Strommel1
      @Strommel1 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      It would seem like while he did float, he died from hypothermia.

    • @沈啍
      @沈啍 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@Strommel1 “Complications”

    • @Astraeus..
      @Astraeus.. 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      You clearly didn't watch to the end of the movie, cause he fu@$ing died anyway.....

    • @mortuos557
      @mortuos557 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      @@Astraeus.. you clearly didn't read the comment, cause we're talking about her not him.

  • @luvslagos
    @luvslagos 3 ปีที่แล้ว +215

    John, you have no idea how much I appreciate the availability to watch your show on YT. Some of us don’t have the disposable cash to spend on HBO. 💯👏❤️

    • @savannah9903
      @savannah9903 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Same!

    • @Pimpadeus
      @Pimpadeus 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      me 3!

    • @kaylynn600
      @kaylynn600 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      They really are cool for letting the show post on YT

    • @dr.braxygilkeycruises1460
      @dr.braxygilkeycruises1460 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Amen.

    • @Dato-64
      @Dato-64 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Or can’t even get HBO in your country..

  • @Who-vt9oh
    @Who-vt9oh 3 ปีที่แล้ว +307

    Well, mission accomplished, John. My name is Mike and I just scheduled my vaccine appointment. But, I've never been to Baltimore...

    • @utezahn3174
      @utezahn3174 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      It’ll make a nice trip, then! 🤓

    • @JWumbo
      @JWumbo 3 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      My name is not Mike but same. Its hard for me to get out of the house but I will for this episode.

    • @kingfatiusiii4744
      @kingfatiusiii4744 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@JWumbo Good man!

    • @geoffreygilsdorf215
      @geoffreygilsdorf215 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      One day you're going to have a layover in Baltimore, remember this, and immediately shit yourself laughing.

    • @ECSizemore
      @ECSizemore 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      I’ve been to Baltimore many times

  • @kedaver263
    @kedaver263 3 ปีที่แล้ว +491

    Just popping in from a post apocalyptic looking Indian city to say , please listen to the cicada and get the vaccine ! My folks didn’t have the choice of which vaccine, but they got it, and it gave a few small side effects, but it works! My mum has COVID right now, despite getting dose 1 , but she has mild symptoms thanks to the vaccine. :)

    • @sarthaksingh5237
      @sarthaksingh5237 3 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      Best wishes, brother!

    • @akshittripathi5403
      @akshittripathi5403 3 ปีที่แล้ว +48

      Same with my grandparents! They got COVID, but they recovered quickly and with fewer symptoms than 25-year old me.
      Take the vaccine.

    • @reggiefields6551
      @reggiefields6551 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      why do you think the vaccine is what made the symptoms mild?

    • @iluVioletLink
      @iluVioletLink 3 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      hiya. i may be a stranger from the internet but i hope you and your family are coping well with the situation in india!!

    • @Rainy-In-The-Desert
      @Rainy-In-The-Desert 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      I hope your family recovers and is stronger because of Covid. Blessings to you and yours ❤️

  • @Cueball3331
    @Cueball3331 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +6

    I'm going to use this as a "history of the virus" lecture. This is what we lived through, it changed the course of history... And in 80 years, people will look back on us and say "What a the Fuck!?!"

    • @lw1zfog
      @lw1zfog 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      indeed they might, but not in the way you had expected 😂

  • @andrewschwartz5743
    @andrewschwartz5743 3 ปีที่แล้ว +396

    "Way to fumble at the one yard line, science" Brilliant. Also an English man using an American football idiom. Poetic.

    • @jonathanpatch5281
      @jonathanpatch5281 3 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Right. The "old" John Oliver would have said something like: "Way to find the cow's corner just at grave diggers' biscuits."

    • @DismemberTheAlamo
      @DismemberTheAlamo 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Hes an American citizen, hes using a Football idiom ^_-

    • @tyleralmquist7606
      @tyleralmquist7606 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      At least it’s not throwing a pick on the one yard line (goes and cries in the corner)

    • @aldobonaso3481
      @aldobonaso3481 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@DismemberTheAlamo Hand-egg* idiom.

    • @pythonanywhere3392
      @pythonanywhere3392 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      American football is the only football.

  • @Escalusia
    @Escalusia 3 ปีที่แล้ว +266

    False information always kinda reminds me of that one chernobyl quote "What is the cost of lies? It's not that we'll mistake them for the truth. The real danger is that if we hear enough lies, then we no longer recognize the truth at all."

    • @zachgaskins3731
      @zachgaskins3731 3 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      Half the goal of the grifter is to convince the world that everything's a grift.

    • @artembentsionov
      @artembentsionov 3 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      The previous administration has proven that. The Twitter shitstorm coming from the White House bathroom at 2 am flooded everyone’s attention and made half of the voters lose touch with reality, only believing the lies, not the provable facts. I’m still amazed that so many people have started wearing tinfoil hats

    • @anatoldenevers237
      @anatoldenevers237 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@artembentsionov at least now they disabled his Twitter account

    • @JoshDisher
      @JoshDisher 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@artembentsionov My entire life feels more relaxed now that THAT is over.
      I sure hope we don't have to go through that again.

    • @nadnarf
      @nadnarf 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@anatoldenevers237 Yeah bc the bill of rights is for thee not for me

  • @sagardous
    @sagardous 3 ปีที่แล้ว +143

    The cicada’s awkward shuffle out of frame is everything to me.

    • @marccolten9801
      @marccolten9801 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Give it a break. It slept for 17 years and will be dead in a month.

    • @wingedbluj1674
      @wingedbluj1674 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      But it's going to FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK until then

    • @benzaiten933
      @benzaiten933 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      I wonder if his wife is under that costume because if John is still recording from his home, who else would it be?!

    • @sueshien
      @sueshien 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      That was my favorite bit of the clip lol

  • @lololettucew4752
    @lololettucew4752 3 ปีที่แล้ว +38

    Why does Tucker sound like he’s permanently going through puberty and also a toddler permanently asking, “Why?”

  • @Lishak429
    @Lishak429 3 ปีที่แล้ว +305

    Half of my family didn't want to get vaccinated, including my mother. Too bad that the thing that got them all convinced had to be death of my grandfather (my mom's father) from covid.

    • @EvansFamilyLegoProject
      @EvansFamilyLegoProject 3 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      That's sad and a real shame.... But hopefully now they can't hurt anyone else (if they did get done).

    • @katharinephipps1637
      @katharinephipps1637 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      That's incredibly sad. I am so sorry.

    • @creativedesignation7880
      @creativedesignation7880 3 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      You got to see the upside: at least that death did convince them, not everyone is able to realize that death=bad.

    • @Lishak429
      @Lishak429 3 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      @@EvansFamilyLegoProject They will get vaccinated hopefully soon. There is not enough vaccines in my country so the older people get priority. They should roll out vaccines for my parent's age in few weeks or so. I will have to wait till july though. Can't wait for this to be over.

    • @abhiramchallapalli7865
      @abhiramchallapalli7865 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      So sorry to hear... Please stay safe

  • @ericseanbrotto
    @ericseanbrotto 3 ปีที่แล้ว +558

    That Kennedy joke was so harsh it actually made me feel like it was ‘too soon’ even though it’s 50 years later lol

    • @benjamingardner3314
      @benjamingardner3314 3 ปีที่แล้ว +43

      It's 60 years later. Yeah, I keep thinking the 90s were ten years ago too.

    • @SurprisinglyDynamicAnimeSideC
      @SurprisinglyDynamicAnimeSideC 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@benjamingardner3314 Same. *sigh*

    • @robertwhite6174
      @robertwhite6174 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      I spit coffee all over my desk.

    • @sarimolta5250
      @sarimolta5250 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Agree.

    • @RAD6150
      @RAD6150 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      You could see on his face: Imma get a call from headquarters.

  • @vvsvlogsYT
    @vvsvlogsYT 3 ปีที่แล้ว +393

    The whole “egg” rant was surprisingly calming.

  • @mladenakovic9827
    @mladenakovic9827 2 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    Mike from Baltimore laughing

  • @BruceWaynesaysLandBack
    @BruceWaynesaysLandBack 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3534

    “The worst thing to come out of a Kennedy’s Mouth than the back of a Kennedy’s head” gotdaum

    • @drewgoin8849
      @drewgoin8849 3 ปีที่แล้ว +372

      That was, by far, the most disturbing thing I have ever heard the Toucan of Depression-Inducing Wisdom utter.

    • @exsimon
      @exsimon 3 ปีที่แล้ว +85

      Ykes, perhaps a bit too far

    • @jacobhoth9158
      @jacobhoth9158 3 ปีที่แล้ว +59

      @@exsimon yeah, its too soon :((((

    • @MasterTRL
      @MasterTRL 3 ปีที่แล้ว +199

      THAT was the moment I paused the video to see if its already the top comment.

    • @uncledubpowermetal
      @uncledubpowermetal 3 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      @@MasterTRL SAME lol

  • @Lanipator
    @Lanipator 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7178

    "Worst thing to come out of a Kennedy's mouth since the back of a Kennedy's head" Thank you John / staff, I needed that laugh.

    • @ifandbut
      @ifandbut 3 ปีที่แล้ว +396

      I thought that was a bit too dark.

    • @nativewood
      @nativewood 3 ปีที่แล้ว +308

      Dammit! He needed an audience for that line! I swear it would've killed!

    • @spencerofthecoast6415
      @spencerofthecoast6415 3 ปีที่แล้ว +99

      Did not expect to see Lanipator beneath a Last Week Tonight video. Glad to see I share a liked show with Vegeta.

    • @WhyWorldSucks
      @WhyWorldSucks 3 ปีที่แล้ว +29

      That was so edgy

    • @dkahl2803
      @dkahl2803 3 ปีที่แล้ว +222

      Best joke of the show for the last few years. Very dark and in poor taste, but a very good joke.

  • @azstmpr
    @azstmpr 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1004

    My friend Mike in Baltimore is now getting the vaccine because John yelled at him.

    • @makeracistsafraidagain
      @makeracistsafraidagain 3 ปีที่แล้ว +40

      It's good to have Mike on board.

    • @MegaCadr
      @MegaCadr 3 ปีที่แล้ว +56

      I don’t believe things I read in TH-cam comments, but I want to believe this so hard.

    • @ChefMimsy
      @ChefMimsy 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Whatever it takes. It sux when friends die.

    • @azstmpr
      @azstmpr 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@MegaCadr you and me both 🙂

    • @palbo4
      @palbo4 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Lol this is real? I was wondering how Mikes in Baltimore would react to this

  • @emiliemanes4995
    @emiliemanes4995 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    "Bein' a boss ass bitch" made me laugh so hard 😭

  • @lachimiste1
    @lachimiste1 3 ปีที่แล้ว +234

    One of the proudest moments I’ve had in a while was when one of my cube neighbors, a Black chemical engineer, unexpectedly stopped by my desk (standing 6 ft away, both of us wearing masks) and thanked me for prattling on about being vaccinated and the (good) experience I had with the whole thing. He heard me over the wall, and my experience helped convince him to get over some entirely warranted hesitation, given the history there. He got his first dose last week, no side effects, and I’ll be cheering him on when he goes for his second.

    • @diegorincon4673
      @diegorincon4673 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      You saved someone's life... Think about that.

    • @micahjohnsonboxing6409
      @micahjohnsonboxing6409 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@diegorincon4673 They absolutely didn't, just because they got the shot doesn't mean they'd have died without it.

    • @khunt5336
      @khunt5336 3 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      @@micahjohnsonboxing6409 Well, even if that person didn't die from it they could spread it to someone else who _does_ , so it may not be wildly unlikely that some life or another was saved here. Definitely not guaranteed, though.

    • @MrNick-og4qm
      @MrNick-og4qm 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Wow, your white knight complex makes me embarrassed for you

    • @hsproyaya
      @hsproyaya 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Your virtue signaling is hilarious. No one cares about your lies. You didn't do anything good anyways.

  • @Fetidaf
    @Fetidaf 3 ปีที่แล้ว +374

    As a Mike who is listening to this in the background at work on Monday who hasnt yet gotten vaccinated…. Thanks, I’ll go this week

    • @tylerburney8576
      @tylerburney8576 3 ปีที่แล้ว +33

      Nice! Move your arm around a lot right after the first dose and try to clear your schedule the day after your second. Hope your side effects aren’t too bad!

    • @BonnibelLecter
      @BonnibelLecter 3 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      Woo! Drink some water after. If you’re lucky, they may even be giving out stickers or pins.

    • @gin6781
      @gin6781 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      You should Mike, my friends/family all did and now we can visit each other. We hadn’t in a year. I’m very grateful I did and others I care for did too.

    • @dhirajbhat4021
      @dhirajbhat4021 3 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      As an Indian listening to this in the background while working on a Monday, I wish I could get vaccinated

    • @Delta-Yeeter-of-Boxes
      @Delta-Yeeter-of-Boxes 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      A Mike who is relaxing after work on Monday but I have already done. Good luck fellow Mike

  • @ShabazzTBL
    @ShabazzTBL 3 ปีที่แล้ว +769

    Alex Jones: “I got the studies.”
    *doesn’t show study*

    • @martinmuller4635
      @martinmuller4635 3 ปีที่แล้ว +29

      As usual...

    • @bazzfromthebackground3696
      @bazzfromthebackground3696 3 ปีที่แล้ว +37

      The voices tell him his studies are right

    • @myronaustin
      @myronaustin 3 ปีที่แล้ว +32

      I'm shocked he's still spewing bullshit, but liars never stop lying. . .
      Especially when they are scamming cash from it.

    • @littlemusic4x
      @littlemusic4x 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Slaps study to prove a point.

    • @bluegravestone58
      @bluegravestone58 3 ปีที่แล้ว +30

      But he slapped a bunch of paper sitting on his desk, so he must have the studies!

  • @RichardMiller-tq6ut
    @RichardMiller-tq6ut 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

    Imagine believing people will somehow avoid being exposed

  • @HoneyBeeJess
    @HoneyBeeJess 3 ปีที่แล้ว +313

    I've been trying to convince my mother to get her vaccine for a while now. She says I'm "bullying" her because I take the time to explain how they work and counter the misinformation she keeps repeating.

    • @a.m.keller3241
      @a.m.keller3241 3 ปีที่แล้ว +38

      I heard some doctors recommend directing hesitant people towards healthcare providers they trust (her doctor or a family friend) so they can give the most informed and knowledgeable perspective while still being trusted

    • @itsdeanya
      @itsdeanya 3 ปีที่แล้ว +34

      She "bullied" you, all your youth, helping you understand right from wrong. Keep going, girl! Tell her that you'd rather be a "bully" than have a dead mother. We literally had to lie to my grandfather to get him into the car to go to the doctor, when he thought he had a cancerous growth. He didn't.

    • @ShamirYukno
      @ShamirYukno 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      I feel your pain. My mom got so upset with me.

    • @anonemous7881
      @anonemous7881 3 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      You should tell her that you won’t “bully” her anymore about the vaccine and then have someone from the funeral home come over and “fit” her for a coffin and talk about her service.

    • @nicholashaines4136
      @nicholashaines4136 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@itsdeanya congrats on breaking his trust

  • @charleswilliams4247
    @charleswilliams4247 3 ปีที่แล้ว +169

    Whenever I hear one of Tucker's segments, I'm reminded of Kurt Vonnegut's description of the National Anthem: _"Gibberish sprinkled with question marks"_

    • @ToabyToastbrot
      @ToabyToastbrot 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      they can be really helpfull - just do whatever he tells you not to do and don't do what he tells you to do.

    • @olegalekos2181
      @olegalekos2181 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      How can this guy still be on a news network?
      The level of stupidity is overwhelming :O

    • @matthewmckean8771
      @matthewmckean8771 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Tucker os the poster child for cherry picking and confirmation bias. He tells his viewers exactly what they want to hear and completely validates their beliefs, that's why he's still on the air.

    • @zachgaskins3731
      @zachgaskins3731 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@olegalekos2181 "news"
      [citation needed]

  • @monkeybananabob
    @monkeybananabob 3 ปีที่แล้ว +439

    I'm so glad that John made a full cicada costume for a 5 second bit

    • @wirelesmike73
      @wirelesmike73 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Hell, I want that costume.

    • @corbeau-_-
      @corbeau-_- 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      last episode he showed that he also gets a lot of stuff made that doesn't get used xD
      Until that episode of showing the useless things, of course!

    • @kaitlynjacobs2340
      @kaitlynjacobs2340 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      He's not afraid to use that HBO money lmao

    • @dboyworld0
      @dboyworld0 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      John's union costume person made it

    • @chanceaim_
      @chanceaim_ 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      It was more like 🖐️ forty seconds

  • @CreedK
    @CreedK 3 ปีที่แล้ว +322

    "Bill and Melinda now divorcing"
    What have you done John!?

    • @jackstraw4129
      @jackstraw4129 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Pretty sure he's raised more money for charity than you have.

    • @IAmHereForeve
      @IAmHereForeve 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Now we know the vaccine doesn't have mind control.

    • @suen5006
      @suen5006 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      John did it

  • @RWAsur
    @RWAsur 3 ปีที่แล้ว +701

    That man questioning whether vaccine is safe while his mom is in icu for Covid is really tragic... It's like someone being hesitant on seat belts while their child is in icu from being ejected from their car 30 feet...

    • @moonlily1
      @moonlily1 3 ปีที่แล้ว +73

      He said she wanted to wait and see how things played out. Well, that's how the played out for her.

    • @btonasse
      @btonasse 3 ปีที่แล้ว +40

      I know this makes me a bad person, but I find really hard to be sorry for people like that

    • @moonlily1
      @moonlily1 3 ปีที่แล้ว +56

      @@btonasse I feel sorry for her. I don't feel sorry the son, because he hasn't learned anything and cannot make a simple risk assessment, between dying and not dying, which is the better choice for his life.

    • @everythingisfine9988
      @everythingisfine9988 3 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      It's tragic.... Tragically idiotic.

    • @JessiBe
      @JessiBe 3 ปีที่แล้ว +33

      I remember watching a video during drivers ed that was discussing how people reacted when seatbelt laws were starting to be enforced. People were saying they'd rather not wear a seatbelt because they would rather be thrown from the car. It was insane.

  • @MazorKuziaki
    @MazorKuziaki 3 ปีที่แล้ว +144

    I literally answered all of Tucker's questions on the spot without needing to look anything up. Like, all of that information is publicly available. WTF.

    • @GJacq726
      @GJacq726 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      I did, too. Be great to have a summary document of links to credible resources, though. Anyone?

    • @blueclaws9894
      @blueclaws9894 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Tucker isn't talking to intelligent people, like you. He's talking to paranoid people who have been raised to mistrust ANYBODY who isn't a Republican. It's sad, but there are TONS out there.

    • @peter_meyer
      @peter_meyer 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@GJacq726 Does not matter. Even if you have experienced s/th in your childhood/youth in reality, constant lies about it will change your memories about it. You just have to be told the lies again and again and again and again - you get the point. We are humans. We are manipulable in many ways.
      *Edit:(Not only)* The USA is a perfect example for this in these times.
      The funny thing is that both sides claim exactly this definition. And both are right.

    • @acechandler6440
      @acechandler6440 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Neither the pfizer nor moderna trials tested for transmission. A vaccine is supposed to stop transmission in addition to providing immunity, whereas these “vaccines” don’t prevent transmission and therefore don’t contribute to preventing future mutations. These drugs are experimental therapies, not “vaccines” in the traditional sense. Efficacy data, even from Israel, is based on an asymptomatic response to subsequent viral re-exposure and NOT on transmission.
      You can still catch covid and have it replicate in your body even after both jabs plus the two week waiting period (pubmed.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/33320052/), (look at the president of Argentina if you’d like an example).
      The antibodies that you produce in response to the antigen of these inoculations are predominantly “non-neutralizing” as opposed to being mostly neutralizing antibodies like from an ordinary live attenuated vaccine.
      C-19 Survival rates:
      Survival rate (age 20-49): 99.98%
      Survival rate (age 0-19) : 99.997%
      (img1.wsimg.com/blobby/go/99d35b02-a5cb-41e6-ad80-a070f8a5ee17/WhitePaper_ExperimentalVaccinesCovid-19_Feb23.pdf )
      If you do a proper risk/reward analysis, taking the experimental jabs being pushed through emergency use authorization (and lack full FDA approval)...should not be in your best interest. Especially for teenagers given the survival rate of their demographic.
      Personally, I’d rather use treatments such as ivermectin and proper vitamin supplementation (which actually have LT testing behind them).
      Ivermectin has a ~99% successful treatment rate in early-catch cases and has been studied since 1981, therefore long term adverse effects are weathered out and have been mentioned (www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pmc/articles/PMC7434458/#sec9title )
      This isn’t the case with these types of inoculations. There’s been several failed animal trials trying to innoculate against SARS coronavirus using the spike protein antigen which resulted in long-term autoimmune disorders and endothelial damage.
      Animal studies utilizing S protein antigen for coronavirus
      www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pmc/articles/PMC7943455/
      www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pmc/articles/PMC3335060/
      --
      Potential risks of LT neurodegenerative disorders
      www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pmc/articles/PMC3372647/
      pubmed.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/21358640/
      ^Addressed in a more simplistic manner throughout this synopsis:
      ijvtpr.com/index.php/IJVTPR/article/view/23/version/37/34
      ----
      If you try to look this up, you’ll see big tech platforms like google shoving “fact checking” websites at the top of the search engine “debunking” this information to try and control the public narrative hoping people won’t actually dig through the studies. They purposefully leave out key information from the papers and misconstrue their content in order to declare a set of claims as false.
      It’s important to actually go through the research yourself and do proper due diligence.
      Reuters, factcheck(dot)org, snopes, etc. are paid out under the table from the 1.25 trillion dollar pharmaceutical industry. It’s clear most people didn’t read the studies, because these “fact checking” websites didn’t actually refute them at all and I’ve read through their arguments. They blatantly disregard key information from these papers hoping that people won’t check it and verify it for themselves. Corruption.
      Imagine how powerful it is to be able to control the public narrative by telling them what’s real and what’s false without them seeing the actual evidence.

    • @peter_meyer
      @peter_meyer 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@acechandler6440 "...these “vaccines” don’t prevent transmission..."
      Wrong.
      No need to read any further.

  • @TheFrankiejohnson
    @TheFrankiejohnson 3 ปีที่แล้ว +51

    “That’s the worst thing to come out of a Kennedy’s mouth since the back of a Kennedy head”🤣😂 uhahahahaha he did not

    • @official_true_phonetics
      @official_true_phonetics 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Funniest thing he's ever said

    • @littlecheeseburger_51
      @littlecheeseburger_51 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Bruh, that's what I said. I don't think I've ever seen John get so dark and I love it hahahaha.

    • @Angry5704
      @Angry5704 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      And the worst thing to go through a Kennedy's mouth is the back of the Kennedy's throat.

    • @bryanschaefer7616
      @bryanschaefer7616 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      That took me a few seconds...I'm like wait I gotta go back did I hear that right?? hahaha!! My god!

    • @Angry5704
      @Angry5704 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @Bahan Simerkh Kinda.

  • @subishii
    @subishii 3 ปีที่แล้ว +517

    That JFK joke was brutal and he just sailed through it like it was nothing

    • @colleenfinnerty2103
      @colleenfinnerty2103 3 ปีที่แล้ว +45

      I legit had to go back and watch it again to make sure I heard what I thought I heard.

    • @mrwonder8470
      @mrwonder8470 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      There was something so unusual about that. A guy from another country coming at an assinated, beloved former president of the country he’s now in. It’s almost like someone is testing to see the social media reaction and if it can be squashed

    • @joechapman8208
      @joechapman8208 3 ปีที่แล้ว +48

      @@mrwonder8470 How was he "coming at" JFK? The point of the joke wasn't to take the piss out of JFK or to say the assassination didn't matter. It was a joke about the common phrase "the worst [x] since [y]", where the joke part is that it's taken to ridiculous levels. If he was disrespecting JFK, the joke wouldn't work.

    • @jackpeterson305
      @jackpeterson305 3 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      @@mrwonder8470 snowflake

    • @leavingitblank9363
      @leavingitblank9363 3 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      @subishi, Exactly! It was ghastly, but hilarious! And it only worked because it was barely a blip on the screen. You had to stop and think, "Did I just hear what I think I heard?" which always makes a joke funnier.

  • @smittywerbenjagermanjensen99
    @smittywerbenjagermanjensen99 3 ปีที่แล้ว +259

    i feel bad for cicada he looked so sad shuffling out of frame :(

    • @cloud__99
      @cloud__99 3 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      #bringbackthecicada

    • @guyledouche6039
      @guyledouche6039 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Don't worry, his revenge will come as soon as he reaches his perfect form

    • @Ritayo-checkmyvideo-ph5dr
      @Ritayo-checkmyvideo-ph5dr 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Hy

    • @sylviatamieanan4088
      @sylviatamieanan4088 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      I feel bad for John, he hasn't got a new mascot in a year

    • @mrgw98
      @mrgw98 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Getting really tired of the fake porn bots. Three of them on this comment alone.

  • @TchockyPuritan
    @TchockyPuritan 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2165

    Congratulations John on the quickest wedding jinx in American history: Bill is getting divorced.

    • @AanShovon
      @AanShovon 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Can you give me the interview link?

    • @DelianSK131
      @DelianSK131 3 ปีที่แล้ว +89

      You figure he could just flip on the microchip and tell her "no."

    • @MissCalaMari
      @MissCalaMari 3 ปีที่แล้ว +39

      I love that a comment on a LWT video is the way I first heard about this.

    • @cwsechler
      @cwsechler 3 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      With no prenup either...ouch

    • @marcroberts5251
      @marcroberts5251 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      He'll be alright, he'll make it up in about a year

  • @mikeserot1410
    @mikeserot1410 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    I nearly spit water all over my desk when he made that Kennedy joke! Holy shit!

  • @De7aaD
    @De7aaD 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1213

    Thanks John for motivating Bill Gates to speak his heart out to Melinda cause they've just filed for divorce.

    • @berjanbeen7188
      @berjanbeen7188 3 ปีที่แล้ว +81

      Look honey, you were right about there being no vaccine microchips, but I have been fucking my secretaries for the last decade and a half

    • @hughsaskin
      @hughsaskin 3 ปีที่แล้ว +65

      @Dylan Browne or she finally had a good look at him? man is not attractive

    • @Dominik-K
      @Dominik-K 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Well... that's some news to be honest

    • @annabarr1304
      @annabarr1304 3 ปีที่แล้ว +54

      He caught her on Mac

    • @sonyaweinreis3658
      @sonyaweinreis3658 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      😔😔😔

  • @JuanJDuenas
    @JuanJDuenas 3 ปีที่แล้ว +491

    the amount of confidence in the “six words” guy and alex jones when he said, “i got the evidence *slaps stack of papers* right here” is something i envy

    • @mzaite
      @mzaite 3 ปีที่แล้ว +46

      When you can make as much money as they do to be mindlessly confident and never have to back it up, I'm sure it becomes quite easy.

    • @smaakjeks
      @smaakjeks 3 ปีที่แล้ว +38

      Alex knows by now that none of his listeners will scrutinise or check what he says.

    • @tubekrake
      @tubekrake 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@mzaite Thank God we have honest people like Oliver who don't make any money at all with their shows.

    • @kelva1304
      @kelva1304 3 ปีที่แล้ว +37

      @@tubekrake Except one is all grandstanding, 100% bullshit, no reliable sources; while the other is *mostly* using peer-reviewed or at least high-powered studies to support their show.
      There is no equivalency here...

    • @kappadarwin9476
      @kappadarwin9476 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@smaakjeks So Alex Jones never read through the papers he smacked on the table?

  • @ticktock2000x
    @ticktock2000x 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2632

    Spring of 2020: "Why the hell is it taking so long for these scientists to make a covid vaccine!?!"
    Spring of 2021: "Why the hell did those scientists make that vaccine so fast?!?"

    • @TLombardo18
      @TLombardo18 3 ปีที่แล้ว +289

      All coming from the same people who didn’t want to shut down or do bare minimum mitigations in the first place.

    • @jeremiahshaw9349
      @jeremiahshaw9349 3 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      Nobody was saying that in the first place

    • @chriscarlone527
      @chriscarlone527 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      @@TLombardo18 Generalization

    • @Anna133199
      @Anna133199 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Who said that in 2020? I never heard anybody say that on TV nor in real life.

    • @EdaugEthanbYT
      @EdaugEthanbYT 3 ปีที่แล้ว +29

      That’s the GQP for you

  • @Bowen288
    @Bowen288 21 วันที่ผ่านมา

    Would love an updated expo! I absolutely love this show!

  • @patchy_the_pirate5101
    @patchy_the_pirate5101 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1953

    We need a new segment: John Oliver non sarcastically answers Tucker Carlson's sarcastic questions

    • @DaVe-xb4rk
      @DaVe-xb4rk 3 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      Or a Tucker Carlson show EVERY season :D

    • @vasimir3183
      @vasimir3183 3 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      OKAY BUT ACTUALLY

    • @racheltucker8054
      @racheltucker8054 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Totally here for that

    • @johnkesich8696
      @johnkesich8696 3 ปีที่แล้ว +43

      The stock answer to Carson's questions is, "because you're a nasty idiot."

    • @smirky-shrugs
      @smirky-shrugs 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Well there's a reason we'll never see John Oliver and Tucker Carlson sit down and hash things out, and it's not simply because they hate each other LOL

  • @Tropicallyglutenfree
    @Tropicallyglutenfree 3 ปีที่แล้ว +203

    Very happy to be here, I was worried I would sleep soundly tonight.

  • @PIXPromosMore
    @PIXPromosMore 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2444

    Calling it now; The Season Finale will reveal that John's "Void" this year was the inside of an Egg all along

    • @marching27
      @marching27 3 ปีที่แล้ว +44

      OH DAM you wrote what I thought... but he lacks the fluid.

    • @Angie_Onaleta
      @Angie_Onaleta 3 ปีที่แล้ว +29

      I'm gonna revisit your comment when it's revealed to give you a emoji hi-five.🙌🏿

    • @thatrandomswedishperson
      @thatrandomswedishperson 3 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      Its been an egg this whole time?
      Always has been **cocks gun**

    • @maschaorsomething
      @maschaorsomething 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@thatrandomswedishperson Cocks gun, but the gun is actually the shape of the animal.

    • @PIXPromosMore
      @PIXPromosMore 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@thatrandomswedishperson Not always; last year he was inside the year 2020 (before he blew it up)

  • @GeneratorXY
    @GeneratorXY 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +9

    It's not a vaccine.

    • @JamieNoah638
      @JamieNoah638 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      What is it then?

    • @tylerd.5694
      @tylerd.5694 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

      ​@@JamieNoah638An experiment 😂

    • @lw1zfog
      @lw1zfog 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      @@JamieNoah638 you ARE ‘the research’

    • @rogueprince1341
      @rogueprince1341 2 หลายเดือนก่อน

      ​@tylerd.5694 do you also believe we didn't land on the moon, JFK Jr is coming back from the dead, that the earth is flat and that Trump won in 2020?

  • @Metal_Is_The_Way
    @Metal_Is_The_Way 3 ปีที่แล้ว +399

    I was told my DNA was going to be mutated if I got the vaccine. I felt so gipped when all it did was protect me more from COVID-19. I was fully ready to get super powers and be the world’s newest super vill...I mean super hero. World’s first superhero 😬

    • @Paranitis
      @Paranitis 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Hey, if you are the world's first Super...you get to decide what constitutes a Super-Villain or Super-Hero. Does a Superhero kill people that do bad things, or just stop them? If you are the first Super and you kill people that do bad things, which non-super "hero" is going to stop you? Which non-super "villain" is going to want to cross you? You decide.

    • @msn769
      @msn769 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Who the hell wants to be a super hero? Too much drama for too little pay, injure or kill one guy by mistake and yo name is mud, naa fam, super villainy is where it at... All power no responsibility..

    • @Metal_Is_The_Way
      @Metal_Is_The_Way 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@Paranitis i mean you right but I’m just straight gonna use my powers to like robs banks. I feel like objectively that would make me the bad guy. 😂

    • @cesargeney5268
      @cesargeney5268 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      You nailed it mate. Do you need a henchman...

    • @ZerglingOne1
      @ZerglingOne1 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      No, to get your DNA mutated, you'd have to get the virus itself. Since that's how actual viruses work.

  • @Fiyaaaahh
    @Fiyaaaahh 3 ปีที่แล้ว +365

    The writer who made the Kennedy joke deserves a bonus. Damn that was dark. I love it.

    • @stevenherr4716
      @stevenherr4716 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I wouldn't be good if one of the Kennedy family was watching.

    • @JustinAndCars
      @JustinAndCars 3 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      @@macmcskullface1004 right . If you wanna get technical .. nothing is a new idea... everything is recycled & refreshed

    • @Monster-st7cr
      @Monster-st7cr 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      @JCT check it out, it's the buzzkill that responds to all your memes with "yeah, I saw it on reddit"

    • @sabriandf.4612
      @sabriandf.4612 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I had to take a moment after that one. FFS that was dark.

    • @GreenWitch1
      @GreenWitch1 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@stevenherr4716 Senator Kennedy isn’t related to “The Kennedy’s”

  • @taylertroutt1327
    @taylertroutt1327 3 ปีที่แล้ว +561

    2020 "When's the vaccine going to be ready?!?"
    2021 "The vaccine was rushed"
    2022 "When's the vaccine for the mutant covid strains going to be ready?!?"

    • @TheReal704Champ
      @TheReal704Champ 3 ปีที่แล้ว +140

      2020: Don't shut down the country, let's all catch it for herd immunity!
      2021: Herd immunity from vaccines? Nah, I'm good.

    • @zakkvanish3668
      @zakkvanish3668 3 ปีที่แล้ว +55

      Also in 2022: Fox "News": "What is taking them so long? They already had the basic data. Shouldn't a vaccine be out there by now? Unless they do not want people to get vaccinated in which case: Why do they not want that? Is it because people are asking uncomfortable questions? Is it because people are thinking for themselves? Or does it have to do with Obamagate? No one is talking about that anymore. Why is that?"

    • @Erick_Cuevas
      @Erick_Cuevas 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Time to update my 2022 "major events in the world" bingo card free space

    • @Kino_Cartoon
      @Kino_Cartoon 3 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      @El Cruzer
      It actually depends on the kind of mutation. If it's a protein mutation of the surface of the virus chances are high that the vaccine of former versions of the virus are either less effective or don't work at all.
      E.g. the vaccine we have right now seams to work against the mutation which showed up in Great Britain but we don't know if the vaccine works on the mutation which showed up in India as well.

    • @VulpeculaJoy
      @VulpeculaJoy 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      It feels like part of the general population has collective alzheimer's...

  • @khylerbane4523
    @khylerbane4523 3 ปีที่แล้ว +18

    “I would love to be able to shit, shower, shave, kiss my family, and brush my teeth, all at the same time, unfortunately I have only been able to do 3 of those things but I am do close to that fourth.”
    I spend a good amount of time laughing at both the thought of that, and trying to figure out which of those he was referring to.

    • @janelebenson1102
      @janelebenson1102 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      sitting here reading the comments while watching literally trying to figure out the same thing, hoping "shit" and "shower" weren't both apart of the 3..

    • @Diphenhydra
      @Diphenhydra 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Well, In trying to figure it out we have to understand that shower and family are probably not together, just like shit and family would not be together. I would also be hesitant to say shave and teeth would be together, though it is possible, would be very hard. Therefore, the logical conclusion is shit shower and shave. Shit standing up while you wash with one hand and shave with the other. I would also accept shit shower and teeth

    • @rebekah1101
      @rebekah1101 11 หลายเดือนก่อน

      I hesitate to think that the first three are the ones that go together (or that first one with any other combination for that matter) so I'm going to go with the most feasible combination, IMO, which is shower, shave and brush his teeth, because I do all three of those at the same time myself. Lol.

    • @cireegdoh
      @cireegdoh 6 หลายเดือนก่อน

      And because you're so focused on that, you completely miss that he just listed 6 items, said he could complete 3 and implied that the 4th he is missing is the final one! Such a great subtle call back to the man promising 6 words and only giving 1 and repeating it 5 times.

    • @spongeintheshoe
      @spongeintheshoe 5 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@janelebenson1102 I would assume it's shit, shave, and brush teeth, with shower being number 4.

  • @meerars4906
    @meerars4906 3 ปีที่แล้ว +125

    Damn. Here in India, we're worried because we have a huge demand for vaccines now but not enough doses. And in the US, people don't want it? Jeez. Send it to us then. We'll make use of it.

    • @hithere748
      @hithere748 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      We're oppressed

    • @sagichdirdochnicht4653
      @sagichdirdochnicht4653 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Not even "just" that. They also got a metric shitton of those astra zeneca vaccines promised, but they haven't been approved yet, for what ever reason. Anyway, they got promised over 600 Million vaccine doses promised. If they got all of them, they could vaccinate EVERY US citizen - TWICE. Not talking about how many vaccines need to shots, that is counted as one. By the end of the year they literally could have given every single one two complete, seperate vaccines.
      Also, some african Countries that got a few vaccines are burning the shots they got, a few Million shots actually. Why? I have no fucking idea, mistrust and other bullcrap, but some of those countries are literally destroying those precious shots.

    • @QuikVidGuy
      @QuikVidGuy 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@sagichdirdochnicht4653 Widespread crises that both isolate civilians and risk their lives make it very easy for authoritarians to play keep-away until everyone is too exhausted to keep resisting. That's why so many countries let it get so bad despite everyone begging and demanding that even the bare minimum be taken up. Lose nothing because you're rich and sequestered and powerful, profit even more off people desperately trying to stay afloat, and then when millions are ruined keep reminding them how they're helpless under you

    • @jameskulevich8907
      @jameskulevich8907 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Sucks to be you.

    • @TwiPrime
      @TwiPrime 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I hope we're going to send you some vaccine!! I hope things get better there fast.

  • @staidenofanarchy
    @staidenofanarchy 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2190

    Tucker Carlson always looks like he's trying to gauge whether he just shat himself

    • @badibedix
      @badibedix 3 ปีที่แล้ว +182

      Love this comment.
      His two facial expressions are "was that a clean fart?" And
      "Fuck it wasn't"

    • @JB-kp3dh
      @JB-kp3dh 3 ปีที่แล้ว +68

      Well he does spew a lot of BS so that makes sense.

    • @iliesioanalexandru8543
      @iliesioanalexandru8543 3 ปีที่แล้ว +79

      Tucker Carlson is the literal stereotype of a rich kid from the movies that is begging for a punching. Only IRL he'll just sue you and still somehow peach that he's the one wronged there

    • @needfuldoer4531
      @needfuldoer4531 3 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      It's like he's watching someone at a bucket of mayonnaise with their bare hands.

    • @lanapowell
      @lanapowell 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@needfuldoer4531 That "bucket of mayonnaise" is named Susan Andrews

  • @emile7794
    @emile7794 3 ปีที่แล้ว +445

    John Oliver has now convinced me that it would be great to live in an egg. It just seems like such a calm atmosphere in all that goop

    • @rainaha8027
      @rainaha8027 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @id gaf that’s a good point and I realize now that idk how chicks breathe in the egg...is that when they decide to break out? Haha

    • @tiktokdoozie2492
      @tiktokdoozie2492 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      You maybe a disappointment to hens. 😂

    • @chuuves-5413
      @chuuves-5413 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Hmm. egg time.

    • @queenkai9522
      @queenkai9522 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Yup. My key takeaway too!

    • @v3rlon
      @v3rlon 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Two problem with living in an egg: Easter, and Breakfast Tacos. One of those would make short work of your newfound peaceful existence.

  • @lukespencer1151
    @lukespencer1151 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Its ok to "not know". Asking questions is ok.

    • @ronbali3429
      @ronbali3429 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      What is the point of asking questions if you are going to refute the answers and the data that supports the answers?

    • @tylerd.5694
      @tylerd.5694 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      ​@@ronbali3429speaking of data, did you know more people died in the vaccine group than in the placebo group during the initial pfizer trial?

    • @LadyDoomsinger
      @LadyDoomsinger 8 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Asking questions is fine.
      Sticking your fingers in your ears and screaming "I can't hear you! Why aren't you answering my questions?!" is asinine.

  • @jiajitang
    @jiajitang 3 ปีที่แล้ว +804

    Now Bill and Melinda are splitting because he didn't tell her the egg thing.

    • @javierpinon9443
      @javierpinon9443 3 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      The timing of this video was too perfect I think John is a warlock

    • @jiajitang
      @jiajitang 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      @@javierpinon9443 Next time on Fox News: Carlson: John Oliver working covertly as divorce attorney. There's no magic and what's the other potential explanation 🤣

    • @jewdy8915
      @jewdy8915 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      scholar.google.com/scholar?q=peer+reviewed+mask+efficacy&hl=en&as_sdt=0&as_vis=1&oi=scholart#d=gs_qabs&u=%23p%3DnRHpkmODDdAJ

    • @tmbottegal
      @tmbottegal 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@jewdy8915 You misspelled efficiency.

    • @avimech8546
      @avimech8546 3 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      @@tmbottegal maybe it’s because he wasn’t spelling efficiency, he was spelling efficacy which is an actual word in itself

  • @jnewcomb
    @jnewcomb 3 ปีที่แล้ว +367

    "You scrunch-faced, fear baboon." 💀💀💀😂😂😂

  • @themenagerie5247
    @themenagerie5247 3 ปีที่แล้ว +423

    “If airbags are effective than why do I need to buckle up? If buckling up is effective that why do I need air bags? And if my cars has brakes why do I need either?”

    • @ikocheratcr
      @ikocheratcr 3 ปีที่แล้ว +42

      Similar to saying "chances of getting attacked by a tiger 1 in a zillion", hence I will get into a cage with a tiger.... yeah. Sad that there is people out there not willing to take vaccine, and create fertile land for more virus mutations.

    • @DarkoFitCoach
      @DarkoFitCoach 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      In netherlands your analogy of a airbag or buckle killed over 10 healthy females whilst the virus would not have. Danger for example the astra zeneca vaccine for females under 50 is 11x higher for death then from covid itself. Thats why they pulled the vaccine after females started dropping dead. If buckles killed dozens of people then we would think twice about putting it on. Ey chief?

    • @comicahmet
      @comicahmet 3 ปีที่แล้ว +54

      @@DarkoFitCoach source?

    • @bobmckoolky5346
      @bobmckoolky5346 3 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      @@comicahmet I would like this 100 times if I could. Your question, I mean.

    • @jasonLJ
      @jasonLJ 3 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      @@DarkoFitCoach source or you're lying

  • @JK_JK_JK
    @JK_JK_JK 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +6

    The propaganda spam bots spamming all of the comments cannot answer a simple question: What is the Covid-related mortality for non-elderly persons with no comorbidities?

  • @eljison
    @eljison 3 ปีที่แล้ว +318

    Brilliant. "that guy promised six words, said seven words, and counted five..."

    • @HelloMello91
      @HelloMello91 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      i spat my water - especially at the end i didn't expect him to call back to it again hahah

    • @HawX192
      @HawX192 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      that was too funny

    • @Wenisssss
      @Wenisssss 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      In his defense the and shouldn’t be counted really. He was giving his reasons why.

  • @JorgeLopez-jd8ds
    @JorgeLopez-jd8ds 3 ปีที่แล้ว +690

    "there's more vaccines than people in the US"
    Rest of the world- silent rage filled screaming

    • @seigeengine
      @seigeengine 3 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      Well, for one, many vaccines require two doses.
      For the other, the US ordered slightly more vaccines than needed to vaccinate it's entire population, but it's important to remember many of these orders were negotiated a long time ago when we didn't even know for sure which vaccines were going to come out, or when.

    • @junglecat_rant
      @junglecat_rant 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @Jorge Lopez 👏👏👏🎯

    • @SashaFierceBadass
      @SashaFierceBadass 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Exactly.

    • @TotalJebus
      @TotalJebus 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@seigeengine Besides, it's always good to get a few extra in case some accident happens and some are destroyed. If they got the exact number equal to the population, if even only 100 were lost, that means 100 people that could not get the vaccine

    • @JamesDavisakaRemguy
      @JamesDavisakaRemguy 3 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      I read that Canada had negotiated to purchase SIX TIMES as much vaccine as it has citizens. Not sure why - it _DOES_ seem rather out of character for us - but I believe there was always the intention of shipping some portion of it to poorer, more densely-populated countries (India, Brazil, etc). Remember that 'herd immunity' needs to be GLOBAL, it is not just a question of *any one country's* national security. (Hint hint...)

  • @wateryblowhole9472
    @wateryblowhole9472 3 ปีที่แล้ว +198

    In the words of my aunt while vaping and having a bad reaction after receiving Botox, “I’m just not sure what’s all in it”.

    • @S42069
      @S42069 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      At least Botox is FDA approved...

    • @wateryblowhole9472
      @wateryblowhole9472 3 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      @@S42069 oof. FDA approved and still has adverse reactions, a big worry of those with the vaccine. So I’m not sure where FDA approval comes in to attenuate those worries.
      Are vape juices FDA approved?
      The whole reason for the post was not knowing what is in something and that being a reason not to use it while simultaneously using drugs, FDA approved or not, and having no idea what’s in them. Some might venture to call that being hypocritical.

    • @WeJamWorld
      @WeJamWorld 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@wateryblowhole9472 gimme a break - comparing two very unlike things

    • @legion999
      @legion999 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Well auntie maybe you should attempt to find out on the internet? Because the info is there. Do you know what's in aspirin pills btw? You don't.

    • @legion999
      @legion999 3 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      @@wateryblowhole9472 It's absolute hypocriisy, it makes me so mad. These people dont give a damn about what's in any food product, supplement,, cosmetic or drug they put into their body but suddenly thhey care about this vaccine iin particular.

  • @DoctorPhilGud
    @DoctorPhilGud 2 ปีที่แล้ว +17

    The messed up thing was during this time frame alot of people like myself were so overwhelmed at work that we had no time to do anything but work and sleep. We didn't even get lunch breaks. Thankfully alot of the craziness in retail had slowed down and I have since been able to get vaccinated

  • @Tenescra
    @Tenescra 3 ปีที่แล้ว +619

    "It is the worst thing to come out a Kennedy's mouth since the back of a Kennedy's head"
    holy shit John lmfao

    • @zeronotdu
      @zeronotdu 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Daaaaaaaaamn 😂

    • @kevinhale4921
      @kevinhale4921 3 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      I literally laughed out loud....sick.

    • @BigLord
      @BigLord 3 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      He said that line so quickly and I almost choked on my food when I heard and understood it, fucking hell that was almost deadly!

    • @Ritayo-checkmyvideo-ph5dr
      @Ritayo-checkmyvideo-ph5dr 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Cf

    • @ahsanhabibj0y
      @ahsanhabibj0y 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Shots fired

  • @tylertracey8207
    @tylertracey8207 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1890

    That Bill Gates joke about not telling his wife things aged perfectly

    • @ryanholloway9645
      @ryanholloway9645 3 ปีที่แล้ว +38

      Yes the irony of not microchipping Bill.

    • @kashmirwillwin3124
      @kashmirwillwin3124 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      The pressure of telling things can get to people so much that they could get suicided in a heavily guarded prison cell

    • @iamprasad88
      @iamprasad88 3 ปีที่แล้ว +40

      Bill gates would like to live in that egg now

    • @kissthesky40
      @kissthesky40 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Soy

    • @cynthiavaldez5941
      @cynthiavaldez5941 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      @@iamprasad88 This is such an underrated comment.

  • @GrouchyGander
    @GrouchyGander 3 ปีที่แล้ว +75

    That egg tangent really made me feel relaxed for some reason... Maybe it's a deeply rooted memory from my hatching? Who knows?

  • @spshkyros
    @spshkyros 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    2022 checking. Omicron is like, record case counts? Hold my beer.

    • @bluorb
      @bluorb 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Omacron is like, record level immunity that not even the vax could provide? Put that beer down & loose some weight. That would be helpful in preventing severe covid. What do cases matter if deaths are down? It's May 2022 and cases, death & hospitalization are lower than they were in March of 2020.

  • @ericramos1916
    @ericramos1916 3 ปีที่แล้ว +134

    Distributors need to advertise that it’s free. I didn’t know until I signed up for an appointment, and many people I’ve talked to said they didn’t want to pay for it if the virus isn’t that bad anyway.

    • @msavina9129
      @msavina9129 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @likexbread
      I got my first shot a couple days ago n asked why they ask for my ins card, she said so they can charge for giving the shot. Idk how much, a blooddraw fee is around $10. Certainly is misleading.

    • @timothyamanda4960
      @timothyamanda4960 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      But over half a million people died gasping for breath. Survivors left with permanent damage. I don't understand how anyone can honestly say it isn't that bad.

    • @trashcatlinol
      @trashcatlinol 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@msavina9129 very much this. It's supposed to be free, but manyy places are exploiting loopholes

    • @feve6071
      @feve6071 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      yeah the fact this being free in the states is hardly ever mentioned

    • @msavina9129
      @msavina9129 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@trashcatlinol
      I have not heard complaints about charges and ppl have been getting the shots for mos now. The govt probably made a deal with the ins companies, pharmacies, medical facilities, etc. That online sign up is deceiving, and sounds like it could be why there has been a big drop off in ppl getting vaccinated. The first to get the shots were ppl over 65, and they all have Medicare. According to CDC:
      COVID-19 vaccination providers can:
      Seek appropriate reimbursement from the recipient’s plan or program (e.g., private health insurance, Medicare, Medicaid) for a vaccine administration fee
      However, providers cannot charge the vaccine recipient the balance of the bill

  • @yumi456
    @yumi456 3 ปีที่แล้ว +244

    My parents, grandparents and coworkers didn't want to get vaccinated. Now everybody is already. I'm so happy I could convince them and that this makes us all take a step to a normal life again.

    • @shivamjaiswal439
      @shivamjaiswal439 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      That must feel awesome!

    • @omegaRST
      @omegaRST 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      @@iaonyt *sigh*

    • @Ifitsyellowletitmellow
      @Ifitsyellowletitmellow 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@iaonyt you think u r genius aint u

    • @mirrormimi
      @mirrormimi 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Great job!!!

    • @iluvdissheet
      @iluvdissheet 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      @@iaonyt in 5 years? That's such an alarmist yet subtle way of saying "I really don't know".
      In 5 years:
      We could be at war with China and Russia,
      Or be dealing with significant changes to the climate,
      We could have our first female president,
      We could acknowledge the LGBTQ community as equal,
      Or the military is running our country or we hold police accountable for their actions.
      A LOT can happen in 5 years, good and bad. So you're argument to "wait 5 years" while people are dying now is silly. You should've said: "Talk to me in 5 years when I'm smarter" and got the same response.

  • @zainabh409
    @zainabh409 3 ปีที่แล้ว +417

    The Melinda and Bill part is REALLY ironic considering what happened a day after Oliver dropped this video.....

    • @vladimirpana7302
      @vladimirpana7302 3 ปีที่แล้ว +84

      Perhaps Bill did tell Melinda that he wants to live in an egg

    • @nyx6937
      @nyx6937 3 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      Perhaps Melinda found out Bill had microchipped her : )

    • @prestachuck2867
      @prestachuck2867 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Perhaps it’s because their children have grown up and moved out, so he no longer has a reason to live with such an airhead.

    • @vladimirpana7302
      @vladimirpana7302 3 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      @@prestachuck2867 nah, I still think it's the egg thing

    • @turb00o
      @turb00o 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      He had the"really bitch" look on his face.

  • @timberrr1126
    @timberrr1126 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

    “The vaccine should be tested on politicians first.
    If they survive, the vaccine is safe.
    If they don’t, then the country is safe.”
    - Monika Wisniewska
    ………..

    • @paulbutkovich6103
      @paulbutkovich6103 4 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Honestly it kinda was. I don't know of anyone in Congress who didn't get it. Trump got it. Biden got it. They all seem fine.

    • @curses6166
      @curses6166 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      ​@@paulbutkovich6103They did not take the COVID jab, just saline injections

    • @paulbutkovich6103
      @paulbutkovich6103 3 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@curses6166 I got the vaccine. I am fine. My parents got the vaccine. They're fine. Every teacher at the school I work at got the vaccine. They're fine. The vast majority of my friends and acquaintances got the vaccine, including multiple doses. They're all fine.
      Why do you think the others got saline?

    • @curses6166
      @curses6166 3 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@paulbutkovich6103 I'll pray that God protects you and others from that evil shot.
      Think about it, why would the president get the same thing as you did around the same time to prevent getting a serious virus.

    • @curses6166
      @curses6166 3 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@paulbutkovich6103 But you lie because you are a ✡️

  • @highlightreel8134
    @highlightreel8134 3 ปีที่แล้ว +774

    Dude I’m from Baltimore and I have a friend named Mike. I texted him to watch this episode and he said he’s gonna get his vaccine now 😂

    • @highlightreel8134
      @highlightreel8134 3 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      @Ptao Tom They just don’t have all the answers thanks to right wing media propaganda about it.

    • @MaskOfCinder
      @MaskOfCinder 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      I hope you texted him this on a Monday while he was at work to really seal the deal.

    • @globalwarmhugs7741
      @globalwarmhugs7741 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      This had better be true or my dreams are SHATTERED!!!

    • @globalwarmhugs7741
      @globalwarmhugs7741 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @Ptao Tom no... right wingers screamed that, and smart people are questioning this approach. False equivalency.

    • @jc.1191
      @jc.1191 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Well played

  • @WithHealthbars
    @WithHealthbars 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2775

    22:09 I can only imagine the audience reaction to that joke.

    • @noahmarx8297
      @noahmarx8297 3 ปีที่แล้ว +336

      I had to pause the video for a minute

    • @LordBaruch
      @LordBaruch 3 ปีที่แล้ว +192

      I did a spit take.

    • @jasminetirado555
      @jasminetirado555 3 ปีที่แล้ว +102

      I nearly died

    • @isabellevasquez7433
      @isabellevasquez7433 3 ปีที่แล้ว +154

      I gasped a little bit omg

    • @xpirate16
      @xpirate16 3 ปีที่แล้ว +199

      @@jasminetirado555 too bad JFK can't say the same...

  • @ayanverma5746
    @ayanverma5746 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2812

    People *outside US* :- We're waiting for vaccine
    People *in US* :- We are not taking Vaccine

    • @goblinwisdom
      @goblinwisdom 3 ปีที่แล้ว +199

      How the US gets banned from travelling to rest of the world.

    • @blarblablarblar
      @blarblablarblar 3 ปีที่แล้ว +55

      to be fair, we are the most vaccinated country both in flat numbers and proportion of population

    • @ikocheratcr
      @ikocheratcr 3 ปีที่แล้ว +214

      Some people really do not know what they have, while the rest of the world struggles.

    • @BlitzsieLDiscoLSnow
      @BlitzsieLDiscoLSnow 3 ปีที่แล้ว +113

      @@blarblablarblar At the moment yeah, but if those rates keep plummeting you may well be the least vaccinated developed country by the end of summer. The Netherlands are slowly trying to catch up in % of population jabbed. I can't wait to make an appointment for mine.

    • @e3498-v7l
      @e3498-v7l 3 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      Meanwhile some prominent politicians, some of whom currently larp as lame duck president and his deputy, told people not to trust the vaccine because it was made while the evil orange man was president so it's inherently bad and untrustworthy. Go figure.

  • @JacintaColvin
    @JacintaColvin 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Can I like this multiple times? Good on you for explaining this so clearly.

  • @ananyanarayandhanabalan
    @ananyanarayandhanabalan 3 ปีที่แล้ว +265

    Fckin HIRE the Intern in the Cicada costume.... I've never been more emotionally invested in a character that has only existed for 10 seconds.... 🥰😭🥰😭

    • @whitemike1221able
      @whitemike1221able 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Scorpion in the new mortal Kombat movie lol.

    • @michaelbushee3968
      @michaelbushee3968 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      We stan Vaccine Cicada

    • @drakosflame
      @drakosflame 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Definitely also stan Vaccine Cicada

  • @davidavocado14
    @davidavocado14 3 ปีที่แล้ว +527

    This episode hits different now that Bill and Melinda “my husband has never even mentioned it” Gates are getting divorced...

    • @Thestin
      @Thestin 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      It came out 15 hours ago, that was sudden.

    • @alexandermutsaers2693
      @alexandermutsaers2693 3 ปีที่แล้ว +59

      It was all because Bill told her about the egg

    • @joshkidd2075
      @joshkidd2075 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      @@alexandermutsaers2693 exactly, he should have kept it to himself.

    • @litojonny
      @litojonny 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      i had to rewatch this when the divorce news hit

    • @rachel89075
      @rachel89075 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      I WAS ABT TO SAY HA

  • @mia4567205
    @mia4567205 3 ปีที่แล้ว +191

    That guinea pig bridge was honestly one of the most delightful things I’ve seen on the internet in ages. Genuinely brightened my day

    • @alphanum001
      @alphanum001 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      I didn't think Parry Gripp would find his way in a LWT vid.

    • @JoshDisher
      @JoshDisher 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      I built a boston terrier gerbil tunnel to get from our deck to the fenced in yard... it's a neverending source of joy.

    • @BluesBrothersthebest
      @BluesBrothersthebest 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Guineanely*

    • @dannyv161
      @dannyv161 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      The human trials are taking place right now , and they dont have to pay them

    • @webbowser8834
      @webbowser8834 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Hilariously, I only knew of that song from a random parody called "Pigepic bridge". Didn't even know there was an original until today.

  • @christopherclemmons6658
    @christopherclemmons6658 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +9

    This aged well :D

  • @makatron
    @makatron 3 ปีที่แล้ว +385

    Getting a cicada costume made for a 40 second screen time is exactly why this show wins every year.

    • @rule-of-three1483
      @rule-of-three1483 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      I was going to say using production budget to write and perform a two-bar ode to guinea pigs, but I think we're talking about the same thing.

    • @Natalia-un4hu
      @Natalia-un4hu 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Right 👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻!??? !!

    • @hououinkyouma5539
      @hououinkyouma5539 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I'm sure it has nothing to do with actually being factual

    • @gabesegun7966
      @gabesegun7966 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      I was exactly thinking about that. That’s a lot dedication

    • @gan5045
      @gan5045 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      This show is for sheep. John is an inexcusable sellout working for the propaganda machine. He's not ignorant ... he's purposely trying to mislead you.

  • @sahildahiya8339
    @sahildahiya8339 3 ปีที่แล้ว +389

    "It is the worst thing to come out of a Kennedy's mouth since the back of a Kennedy's head." GOD DAMMMMMMMMMM

    • @zigfaust
      @zigfaust 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      John with the dank dark humor I crave.

    • @omarssikins
      @omarssikins 3 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      The worst murder of the Kennedy's since... oh.

    • @ReneMontiel
      @ReneMontiel 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      #TooSoon

    • @thexalon
      @thexalon 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      As one might put it: "Boom! Headshot!"

    • @LuciferTJ
      @LuciferTJ 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      The only thing he could do to top that is ask the age-old question: How much did the Holla-cost?
      >facepalm

  • @CambriaBold
    @CambriaBold 3 ปีที่แล้ว +756

    It's great that you're asking questions, Tucker. I'd recommend asking a doctor rather than a camera, though. Cameras are not medical experts, Tucker.

    • @run4fun143
      @run4fun143 3 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      Neither are mainstream doctors.
      And if you think what they learn is the ultimate truth... boy you got something coming...

    • @aachoocrony5754
      @aachoocrony5754 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      What kind of questions do you like asking?

    • @aachoocrony5754
      @aachoocrony5754 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@run4fun143 You're so kind.

    • @guyvizard549
      @guyvizard549 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      His voice enrages me a bit.

    • @mermaidmoon2254
      @mermaidmoon2254 3 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      Right? Isn't it lovely to hear people say "I have so many questions, doubts, worries..." and yet they do ANYTHING, but discuss about it with their family doctor?

  • @joantvedt7878
    @joantvedt7878 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    Our 28 year old healthy friend died in his sleep after his second jab

    • @gungagalunga9040
      @gungagalunga9040 ปีที่แล้ว

      You need to corner this guy and ask him for comment. He is complicit

    • @softcolly8753
      @softcolly8753 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @Jack Smith vaccine injury

    • @UndertheNeedle282
      @UndertheNeedle282 ปีที่แล้ว

      Autopsy results please.

    • @softcolly8753
      @softcolly8753 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @Jack Smith 99.97% survival rate for under 70s.

    • @JK_JK_JK
      @JK_JK_JK ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @JackSmith-mk1ru What is the Covid-related mortality for non-elderly persons with no comorbidities???

  • @BrokenPapilioGlaucus
    @BrokenPapilioGlaucus 3 ปีที่แล้ว +150

    Watching this from Germany where I don’t even know if I can get vaccinated this year and my mom has difficulties getting a vaccination appointment eventhough she is belonging to a higher risk group…. It just hits different

    • @TheSoundSpell
      @TheSoundSpell 3 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      Habt ihr euch schon beim Hausarzt angemeldet? Ich habe das am Mittwoch gemacht und durch Glück noch am selben Tag Biontech bekommen. Auf die Online Anmeldung im Impfzentrum alleine würde ich mich nicht verlassen.

    • @Syurtpiutha
      @Syurtpiutha 3 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      Same. I live in the Netherlands and they said everyone would have their first shot in July, but it looks like that will definitetly not be the case. And to then hear about people refusing the vaccine... Frustrating to say the least.

    • @mmcat2863
      @mmcat2863 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Yeah, I've heard so many US commentator rambling on how the US and the EU should hand over their vaccines to India since we have so many people vaccinated. And while we definitely should do something to help India, younger people in the EU (younger as in not being 60 or above) are still under lockdown and there's no vaccine in sight. US folks so often conflate the EU with the UK

    • @peffiSC2source
      @peffiSC2source 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      I don't know if there is an alternate reality Germany, but we are actually catching up quite quickly in Vaccination rates. By June the Vaccine should be accessible to everyone who wants it. So I dom't know where you are getting the notion from that it will take more than half a year.

    • @contrafax
      @contrafax 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Watching India and my Friends in Canada try to get the vaccine it makes me angry that my fellow US citizens are so will fully ignorant.