Game of Thrones S8E03 Explained

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    What happens in Game of Thrones S8E03, The Long Night? What is the meaning behind the end of the Dothraki? What is Bran doing all episode? Why does Melisandre die? What is the meaning of Game of Thrones now that the white walkers are gone?
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  • @dubyaw9511
    @dubyaw9511 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7367

    Jon: Why did the lord of light bring me back?
    Mel: Your little sister is going to kill the night king and it'll mean a lot to her if you showed up.

    • @davidk822
      @davidk822 5 ปีที่แล้ว +72

      That's too hilarious!!!

    • @BattyButtercup
      @BattyButtercup 5 ปีที่แล้ว +108

      apparently The Lord Of Light's big goal was... "oh cool some of my family is alive and showed up for my [sport event], that's nice of them, i guess"
      no wonder Mel NOPE'd out into the snow

    • @01Sunshine234
      @01Sunshine234 5 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      this deserves more likes

    • @gustavoavelar4846
      @gustavoavelar4846 5 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      Well he brought him back to F*CK her aunt xD

    • @colesauve2764
      @colesauve2764 5 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      Hey, he has to be there to show his support, right?

  • @icecatti
    @icecatti 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2845

    "Was the ancient ice demon apocalypse just a warm-up for the real war against a drunk queen and her pal, the horny pirate?"
    That line got me good.

    • @mrtats6590
      @mrtats6590 5 ปีที่แล้ว +134

      Man that line had better writing than S08E03

    • @hawkdsl
      @hawkdsl 5 ปีที่แล้ว +56

      That's because that's what the show boiled itself down to... in under two hours... and after 8 years of pretty amazing stuff. E3 felt like it was written by a guy who was doing the Pee Pee dance, and just needed to get it over with so he could run to the bathroom.

    • @AdmiralAutism212
      @AdmiralAutism212 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      what

    • @grubbybum3614
      @grubbybum3614 5 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      "Jorah's Khaleesi senses tingle" - lol'd hard

    • @IndiaTides
      @IndiaTides 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Yeah...N Night king was there for just killing strongest dothraki army barring one handed Jaime and Sam.

  • @AlternateHistoryHub
    @AlternateHistoryHub 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2936

    AltShiftX: *theorizes about plot using lore, writing talent, and common sense*
    D&D: "I'm about to ruin this man's whole career"

  • @Riboxx96
    @Riboxx96 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3113

    "While Arya saves the world Daenerys is crying over Sir Friendzone."
    Literally lost it there.

    • @Patron_TheBoss
      @Patron_TheBoss 5 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Yeah, that was a pretty solid one. Had me cracking too, Jim!

    • @HsienKoMeiLingFormerYANG
      @HsienKoMeiLingFormerYANG 5 ปีที่แล้ว +30

      Ser*

    • @Riboxx96
      @Riboxx96 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@HsienKoMeiLingFormerYANGfuck.

    • @davemccombs
      @davemccombs 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Literally? Did you? Like, totally, literally though? Literally, you did?

    • @dwoollery
      @dwoollery 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      This made me actually laugh out loud.

  • @DullFiction
    @DullFiction 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1197

    "We don't have enough food for the Dothraki/Unsullied/Dragons/etc "
    That got sorted out quickly

    • @nolackin60617
      @nolackin60617 5 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      What do dragons eat anyway?

    • @MekimaruS
      @MekimaruS 5 ปีที่แล้ว +39

      @@nolackin60617 whatever they want

    • @jazwhoaskedforthis
      @jazwhoaskedforthis 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Dull Fiction i nearly snorted water thanks

    • @anameyoucantremember
      @anameyoucantremember 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Sansa = Night King confirmed

    • @ki1r0y17
      @ki1r0y17 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Dragons gonna have a feast after the episode 3 tho. all those freshly made wights yum

  • @blessingike7004
    @blessingike7004 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2244

    "John has survived so many unsurvivable situations lately that it's getting hard to care when he's in danger" exactly 😂😂😂

    • @saammmy7
      @saammmy7 5 ปีที่แล้ว +108

      His plot armor over the last few season was so obvious I was actually convinced it would lead up to a plot twist where the Lord of Light was actually legit and directly protected him to fulfill the Azor Ahai prophecy. Turns out it was bad writing all along :/

    • @juanfe9210
      @juanfe9210 5 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      @@saammmy7 that is sooo true, I felt so disappointed on this

    • @SSPspaz
      @SSPspaz 5 ปีที่แล้ว +49

      The plot armor would've at least been understandable if Jon had ended up being "destined" all along to be this great, prophesied hero that would save all of the world from darkness. But nah. It's Arya, because...reasons.

    • @agirlhasnoname8279
      @agirlhasnoname8279 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      This is too real

    • @Madchimpz
      @Madchimpz 5 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      I remember the part when Jon was chasing the Night King and the Night King resurrected all the soldiers that died in the battle, and Jon was completely surrounded. I thought the Night King was allowing them to surrender and the wights weren't going to attack, because there's no way Jon was going to escape that horde of wights. Then a bit later you see he somehow fought them all off and I was so confused.

  • @sunnytruckdriver
    @sunnytruckdriver 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4601

    You know something's wrong when even AltShiftX can't justify the episode

    • @sunnytruckdriver
      @sunnytruckdriver 5 ปีที่แล้ว +251

      @Mihir Kumar Yes very true. The direction and music were outstanding, keeping me on the edge of my seat even tho some stupid shit was going on.

    • @starlyghtdrifter66
      @starlyghtdrifter66 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      But he just did tho?

    • @hhh1200
      @hhh1200 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      LOL

    • @jahidulmawla677
      @jahidulmawla677 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Yep

    • @YuuKamijo
      @YuuKamijo 5 ปีที่แล้ว +58

      @@sunnytruckdriver The music score is the main saving grace of the episode. The direction comes in second. I want to be the fly on the wall as the director and production staff brainstorm this ep. The writing is just awful. Too awful.
      Edit: I do agree with you.

  • @0mnicide
    @0mnicide 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1169

    Winter is coming
    Winter is coming
    Winter is coming
    Winter is he- CERSEI IS COMING
    CERSEI IS COMING
    CERSEI IS CO- DANY IS COMING

    • @Axel_Kasai
      @Axel_Kasai 5 ปีที่แล้ว +37

      It feels like they could've cut 4 seasons out of the show if that's all they'd do with the night king buildup

    • @jacobmccabe458
      @jacobmccabe458 4 ปีที่แล้ว +46

      Winter is coming
      Winter is coming
      Winter is coming
      Winter is coming
      Winter is coming
      Winter has come
      winter is here
      winter is over.

    • @hugosantos9081
      @hugosantos9081 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      I DIED WITH THIS COMMENT 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @thepiperreport8198
      @thepiperreport8198 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      It's a scary comment when you realized they did this all in 6 episodes. Maybe in 3 seasons of 10 episodes a piece they could have worked it out so it didn't feel like a rushed shitshow.. But Dumb and Dumber aren't the brightest crayons in the box

    • @wrigglenight93
      @wrigglenight93 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Turns out the Iron Throne wasn't a shiny distraction drawing the eyes of those with power away from a true enemy, one which will only grow stronger through each of their petty squabbles.
      No it was the point the entire time

  • @JoshuaFagan
    @JoshuaFagan 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3545

    I actually admire his restraint here. If I had built a channel out of Game of Thrones lore videos, only to see the show throw all that lore out the window, I'd have been screaming for 21 minutes.

    • @Secunda-xt2yx
      @Secunda-xt2yx 5 ปีที่แล้ว +141

      Lol seriously.

    • @aerojetrocketdyners-2538
      @aerojetrocketdyners-2538 5 ปีที่แล้ว +73

      its just like when the mouse thanos snapped a fuck ton of my favourite star wars expanded universe.

    • @player9195
      @player9195 5 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      Aha yeah if I was him and had 1 million subs to preach to and built my lively hood on it I’d rip got a new ass

    • @singmysin
      @singmysin 5 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Theories are theories for a reason lol

    • @honestinsincerity2270
      @honestinsincerity2270 5 ปีที่แล้ว +53

      Alt shift X speaks harshly... Yet truly.

  • @IgnatiusCaelestis
    @IgnatiusCaelestis 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4509

    The spirals mean all our theories being flushed down the toilet.

    • @rankovasek1987
      @rankovasek1987 5 ปีที่แล้ว +150

      That is the best explanation I've ever read

    • @nostalgicbliss5547
      @nostalgicbliss5547 5 ปีที่แล้ว +115

      So the night king was just trolling?

    • @kiraf5563
      @kiraf5563 5 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      Hahahahahahahahah

    • @ElvisLivesUpstairs
      @ElvisLivesUpstairs 5 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      😂

    • @nunoprazeres9434
      @nunoprazeres9434 5 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      The spiral is the same as the anti Christ but in this case anti children of the forest...

  • @kingbrown5999
    @kingbrown5999 5 ปีที่แล้ว +508

    You can actually hear the frustration in his voice at times. I'm glad that Alt Shift X sees the bad with the good.

    • @juttamaier2111
      @juttamaier2111 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      I got the feeling some actors would beg the producers to get killed off so they can concentrate on better parts in other productions now. Who would have thought that the ones who have left the show were the lucky ones!

    • @The_Reductionist
      @The_Reductionist 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@juttamaier2111 Yeah, they left it while it was good. "You either die a hero or ...."

    • @friedkeenan
      @friedkeenan 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      @@The_Reductionist You either die a hero or live long enough to get more than a million dollars per episode

  • @FooBarBash
    @FooBarBash 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1045

    "The end of the Dothraki, essentially"
    ... Until they all get reborn in time for ep 5

    • @dariotoska
      @dariotoska 3 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      And i guess thy dont care about jon killing daenarys anymore

    • @borysvengerov3398
      @borysvengerov3398 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      ASX's presumption that Night King can re-spawn is totally justifiable.

    • @starlight0313
      @starlight0313 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@dariotoska the only explanation is that theyre cloned, meaning there's no blood rider pact or something

    • @MaxPwnzer
      @MaxPwnzer ปีที่แล้ว

      If your entire culture is 100 000 people large, and it ends up being reduced to even 5 000, that is the practical end of your culture.

    • @RestitutorEuropa
      @RestitutorEuropa 9 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Turns out the Dothraki are the real white walkers all the along raising themselves out of death

  • @biggieb8900
    @biggieb8900 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1486

    "Did Jojen and Hodor and Bran's personality die for THIS???" LOL

    • @chabri2000
      @chabri2000 5 ปีที่แล้ว +33

      The worst part, is that hodor probably died again (as a wight) after the night king died

    • @The_Reductionist
      @The_Reductionist 5 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      @@chabri2000 I was really hoping hodor would have a cameo in that battle. Too bad.

    • @MercurialStatic
      @MercurialStatic 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      The Thenn that Jon killed at the wall makes a cameo.

    • @Agent_Ste
      @Agent_Ste 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@MercurialStatic I guess it wasn't him. They probably burned all the people who died in the battle

    • @efcdk92
      @efcdk92 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Just massively pointless plot line. Nice one D&D. You awful hacks.

  • @paulofreire7520
    @paulofreire7520 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1143

    “The drunk queen and her pal, the horny pirate” 😂😂😂 Great review and spot on comments. 👍🏻

    • @masterexploder9668
      @masterexploder9668 5 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      and her pal with a finger in her bum.

    • @linkofvev
      @linkofvev 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      At the very least, Euron makes for a very enjoyable watch when fighting (him slaughtering Dany's navy was definitely a highlight of that season).

    • @Wayoutthere
      @Wayoutthere 5 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      @@linkofvev Ok, ONE thing I give him credit for is BUTCHERING the sand bitches.. God what wasted plotline.

    • @unstoppableExodia
      @unstoppableExodia 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      She drinks and she fucks things

    • @DrJReefer
      @DrJReefer 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Book Euron: Psychopathic black magic pirate doing all kinds of fucked up shit.
      Show Euron: That jock asshole everyone wanted to batter at teenage parties.

  • @dangerjose8240
    @dangerjose8240 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1940

    "Did Jojen and Hodor and Bran's personality die for _this_ ?"
    OOF...I felt that.

    • @KaladinVegapunk
      @KaladinVegapunk 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      I just love how he echoes Maulers great review by joking about how if it cuts away they're safe, the trebuchet and calvary placement is retarded, they don't use the dragons well especially rhaegal, and Jons reee at viserion is silly
      Maybe it's because they're both British
      And in next episode ignoring good boy ghost is evil

    • @edith1315
      @edith1315 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      and Summer too!

  • @BlackStar-sw2nf
    @BlackStar-sw2nf 5 ปีที่แล้ว +544

    They treated Night King like a generic russian villain in those hollywood movies.

    • @winstonknowitall4181
      @winstonknowitall4181 5 ปีที่แล้ว +42

      @ Black Star
      "They treated Night King like a generic russian villain"
      Maybe that's the reason for Night King to have the face of Vladimir Putin.

    • @juliannkretonn4623
      @juliannkretonn4623 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Also played by a Russian hahaha

    • @borysvengerov3398
      @borysvengerov3398 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@juliannkretonn4623 constant grumpy face - make-up holds better.

    • @juliannkretonn4623
      @juliannkretonn4623 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@borysvengerov3398 da

    • @TheShut1
      @TheShut1 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@juliannkretonn4623 Hey, Slovakian actor, not Russian. Even though both are slavs, it's still huge difference.

  • @Niwr3hsY4h00
    @Niwr3hsY4h00 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2213

    D&D: “we hoped to kind of avoid the expected”
    Fans: “we expected better”

    • @Obi-Wan_Kenobi
      @Obi-Wan_Kenobi 5 ปีที่แล้ว +81

      Did they pull a Rian Johnson?

    • @brightgarinson3099
      @brightgarinson3099 5 ปีที่แล้ว +49

      @@Obi-Wan_Kenobi Yep.

    • @RandomCellist21
      @RandomCellist21 5 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      @@Obi-Wan_Kenobi Unfortunately. Tempted to boycott the rest of the show, Hopefully GRRM comes up with a better ending.

    • @imcarolean
      @imcarolean 5 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      Season 7 and 8 has been a dumpster fire, hopefully ep 4-6 saves it

    • @wavy9434
      @wavy9434 5 ปีที่แล้ว +63

      Should've had Hot Pie kill the NK then if being unexpected is such good writing.

  • @aymanznt
    @aymanznt 5 ปีที่แล้ว +625

    "Jorah's khaleesi-sense tingles, and he rushes to help her" good one

    • @Animescene23
      @Animescene23 5 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Honestly, poor dude. Gave up is life for her, never even had the chance to taste the bad pussay.

    • @aymanznt
      @aymanznt 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@Animescene23 tbf, no one got a taste of the bad pussay... Cersei made sure of that

    • @DeSantiagoDavid
      @DeSantiagoDavid 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@aymanznt bad pussy was so hot

    • @Animescene23
      @Animescene23 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@aymanznt he didn't need a good girl in the end.

    • @michaelclosson68
      @michaelclosson68 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Ayman B-Rabbit the power of boners is stronger than the walkers

  • @zeba265
    @zeba265 5 ปีที่แล้ว +218

    "Jorah's khaleesi sense tingled " I LAUGHED WAY TOO HARD

  • @guilhermesantos8728
    @guilhermesantos8728 3 ปีที่แล้ว +118

    You know why I like this review/rant?
    It's subdued. No raging, no screeching, just neutral tone sarcasm and skepticism

  • @pitti_K
    @pitti_K 5 ปีที่แล้ว +657

    Jorahs "Khaleesi Sense" tingles.
    Brilliant!
    Best summary of the relationship between the two.

    • @HarukaNUsagi
      @HarukaNUsagi 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@raminolta Do you have anything to contribute to society?

    • @trubberdox
      @trubberdox 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@HarukaNUsagi That is exactly what happened, we can see Jorah looking to wards the direction the sound came from and started running.

    • @titoj.2415
      @titoj.2415 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      I have seen this EP 5 times and Jorah heard Drogon.

    • @trubberdox
      @trubberdox 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@HarukaNUsagi Well people need to find the prettiest reasons to hate innit?

    • @billboardbraggins1443
      @billboardbraggins1443 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@trubberdox Ikr at least hate the EP because of the stupid battle plans, dothraki suicide charge, all important characters plot armour surviving 10+ impossible situations, the night king being a disappointing villain that contributed nothing to the overall story, all theories going down the drain, bran playing crow simulator all episode, theon suicide charging instead of taking a defensive position to defend bran to the last, Arya materializing from thin air (still the best thing in thi ep despite being executed poorly), basically turning the show supposed to be "full of unexpected and sudden events" into another hollywood popcorn flick. I mean what's to hate really ? At least Melisandre was a good character all along and had a good ending.

  • @mattking1307
    @mattking1307 5 ปีที่แล้ว +201

    Love how this entire breakdown starts genuine, and then quickly turns into endless shade about the state of the show's writing.

    • @borismuller86
      @borismuller86 5 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      Matt King this episode had way too much shade.

    • @Nebulousart
      @Nebulousart 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Boris Müller yeah, so much shade that it was almost impossible to see anything

  • @ryandavis7070
    @ryandavis7070 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2535

    Hodor had a better backstory than the Night King.

    • @jernie9384
      @jernie9384 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      :(

    • @BosshafterAccount
      @BosshafterAccount 5 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      After all he was more useful then Jon.

    • @Tormentor60
      @Tormentor60 5 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      @@BosshafterAccount Well... He didn't. He died to save Bran. Who done nothing in the "Great War"

    • @BosshafterAccount
      @BosshafterAccount 5 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      @@Tormentor60 yes but at least he was the bait. So you can say he prepared the bait. What did Jon? Give the nk a dragon. Flying with a dragon. Yelling to a dragon. And sacrifice 2 armys he brought. 😂

    • @Tormentor60
      @Tormentor60 5 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      @@BosshafterAccount All in All i fucking hate this ep.... It totally killed rewatchability for me.

  • @Hank..
    @Hank.. 3 ปีที่แล้ว +224

    I'm glad you brought up Ned's death, because for me it was an important moment for the show's stakes. I remember seeing Joffrey order his death and thinking "this is just stupid. How are they gonna possibly get him out of this?" And they dont. He dies, and the show establishes its rules: real consequences for actions. Abandoning that helped destroy the show

  • @W00KER
    @W00KER 5 ปีที่แล้ว +446

    I can actually feel you struggling to not be negative.

    • @josiahcmiller
      @josiahcmiller 5 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      He’s been holding it back for years. But now everyone will see. You can’t hide it anymore.

    • @enriquepiquim.6245
      @enriquepiquim.6245 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      The end remarks are highly bitching, tbh, it's called Game of Thrones after all and the show got most of their viewers thanks to the heavy political drama and gore aftermath.
      The book series are titled in a whole other sense, tho.
      3 episodes left, we will see.

    • @VV-qo7ee
      @VV-qo7ee 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Let's be honest. There was going to be criticism no matter what the ending was or will be. Imagine Jon and Dany bravely fighting and getting to the wood at the last moment to kill the Night King and save the world. An entire army of angry fans would have rage because of the predictability of that ending. To be honest I liked the episode. I liked the fact that Arya killed him. It would've been more epic if she would've died while killing him though. Just my opinion.

    • @gqdaddy8544
      @gqdaddy8544 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @FairUseMe - lol - I read your post in the voice of Emperor Palpatine... and added "give in, give in to the negative side and feel your POWER growwwwwww..."

    • @Ceros64
      @Ceros64 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      ​@@enriquepiquim.6245 The original series is called "A Song of Ice and Fire", not Game of Thrones. The show is an adaptation of the entire book series, and simply took the name of the first book and stuck with it. The main themes from the books were still very prominent in the show, until they stopped adapting from the books.
      If the book series was completed before the show began, I have no doubt that these last 2-3 seasons would have been written very differently.

  • @Matteus2109
    @Matteus2109 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1046

    Honestly, at this point, I anticipate Alt Shift's videos more than the actual episodes.

    • @SnazzyPuke
      @SnazzyPuke 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      That's always been the case for me

    • @cortez1098
      @cortez1098 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      I like Alt-Shift-X, /r/FreeFolk and /u/ChrysWatchesGot more than the last 3 seasons of the show...

    • @SliverHell
      @SliverHell 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      BIG FACTZ

    • @matuzaato
      @matuzaato 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Yeah I just want the show to just end at this point, get this over with. It's so bad

    • @jfilms6106
      @jfilms6106 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      No way. He would have nothing to talk about without the episodes.

  • @TR1GR4MPR0DUCT10N5
    @TR1GR4MPR0DUCT10N5 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1017

    Jon: We need to kill the Night-
    Dothraki: Kill the night? Say no more boss

    • @Raggepagge
      @Raggepagge 5 ปีที่แล้ว +49

      Leeeeerooooy...

    • @jesse5609
      @jesse5609 5 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      ragnargrinde93 JENKINS

    • @stevepalpatine2828
      @stevepalpatine2828 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Hound: Least I have Chicken...

    • @MarauderM00gi
      @MarauderM00gi 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      More like these Dothraki who knew nothing weren't given the tools to survive.

    • @TR1GR4MPR0DUCT10N5
      @TR1GR4MPR0DUCT10N5 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@MarauderM00gi By the writers

  • @SpiralSine6
    @SpiralSine6 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1796

    Anyone else wish that Hermione killed Voldemort in the beginning of book 7, since Harry really should have been focusing on his super important quidditch match against Slytherin, who were the real villains of the story?

    • @vovaryan
      @vovaryan 4 ปีที่แล้ว +40

      There is no point to compare these universes. If Harry Potter was like GoT, Harry would have died in the first book.

    • @jito7377
      @jito7377 4 ปีที่แล้ว +101

      @@vovaryan Wouln't it be Dumbledore that is in Ned's role? The leading good guy, mentoring the main protagonist. Harry is the choosen one aka Azor. Like Jon he came back from death.
      That's for the role analogies. Your point was the tone beeing different, right? Because there you've got my full support.

    • @Tamlinearthly
      @Tamlinearthly 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      When the show told you, "Fuck prophecy," you should have listened.

    • @orlanswf
      @orlanswf 4 ปีที่แล้ว +67

      @@Tamlinearthly Fans aren't mad because "the prophecy wasn't fulfilled". Fans are mad because ALL the setup for this show was thrown in the trash this season.
      Arya killing the Night King wouldn't have been a problem if there was enough setup for the event. Melisandre saying "you will close brown eyes, green eyes and blue eyes" isn't enough setup.
      This line wasn't even originally meant to hint that Arya would join the fight agaisnt the dead, when Melisandre said it to Arya the first time a few seasons ago. The writers conveniently reused that line, just like they intentionally hid or discarded other important hints and plot points, for the sake of having this season make some sort of sense.

    • @Tamlinearthly
      @Tamlinearthly 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@orlanswf:
      www.masterclass.com/articles/what-is-a-red-herring-in-writing-definition-of-red-herring-with-examples#:~:text=In%20literature%2C%20the%20definition%20of,going%20on%20in%20the%20plot.

  • @bearencounter3184
    @bearencounter3184 5 ปีที่แล้ว +157

    10:18 “Khaleesi sense tingles” 😂😂😂That had me cracking up

  • @dingledoody
    @dingledoody 5 ปีที่แล้ว +843

    D&D: "We don't know how to end your story"
    GRRM: "Trick them with the disappointing end"

    • @captainhoratiobungleiii7147
      @captainhoratiobungleiii7147 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂

    • @hmark03
      @hmark03 5 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      More like GRRM: "Oh well I cant finish any books in less then a decade, but you should in a few years. Good luck suckers."

    • @flankspeed
      @flankspeed 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Well played 😂

    • @Lagspikee
      @Lagspikee 5 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      GRRM secretly wants the TV series to fail, so people get closure in the books instead, right?

    • @hmark03
      @hmark03 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      @Annalisa Zucchi What do you mean?

  • @Obi-Wan_Kenobi
    @Obi-Wan_Kenobi 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2905

    This was the most passive-aggressive videos I've ever seen.

    • @RaidsEpicly
      @RaidsEpicly 5 ปีที่แล้ว +263

      It's hard not to bring up all the massive issues somehow when he's discussing the entire episode in such depth

    • @RonasD94
      @RonasD94 5 ปีที่แล้ว +50

      good

    • @restropot1305
      @restropot1305 5 ปีที่แล้ว +47

      Hello there

    • @astronautical1060
      @astronautical1060 5 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      How and why are you everywhere?

    • @deknahnegh8129
      @deknahnegh8129 5 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      So uncivilized

  • @randomname3709
    @randomname3709 5 ปีที่แล้ว +397

    The thing that pissed me off the most is that how proud Daenerys was on season 7 while she was talking to Jon Snow about how she was the first one in the history to convince the Dothraki to cross the narrow sea. And yet she just sacrificed them without even any benefits coming from it.

  • @ceramicholiness
    @ceramicholiness 5 ปีที่แล้ว +255

    I had a mouthful of beer when “Jorah’s Khaleesi sense is tingling” happened. Mistakes were made.

    • @BattyButtercup
      @BattyButtercup 5 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Sir Amihck yeah but that "ser friendzoned" bit took me a rewatch to catch BECAUSE MY BRAIN JUST ACCEPTED IT AS FACT WITHOUT QUESTION

    • @LucarioZ1
      @LucarioZ1 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Good luck cleaning your keyboard

    • @saeedvazirian
      @saeedvazirian 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      It is known.

  • @hugo_warriormckenzie7102
    @hugo_warriormckenzie7102 5 ปีที่แล้ว +810

    Let's hope the Hound finds Melisandre's necklace and gets a lovely new face!

    • @lee-anlu6946
      @lee-anlu6946 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      yes lets hope so

    • @fifthofascalante7311
      @fifthofascalante7311 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      hugo_warrior interesting idea.

    • @blueish2
      @blueish2 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      I thought the necklace makes the user young adult not necessarily prettier? And Hound got the scar when he was a kid.

    • @HarukaNUsagi
      @HarukaNUsagi 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      I don't think the necklace works anymore because the jewel stopped glowing at the end.

    • @libertydiwa2198
      @libertydiwa2198 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      🤣😍

  • @Dorkeydaze
    @Dorkeydaze 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1312

    This review was low key a roast and it was hilarious
    I just wanted to say thanks for all the likes. YT is my main source of entertainment and I put a lot of effort into my comments, but this one was honestly pretty stupid I almost feel bad that this got so many likes; but none the less thank you

    • @Gideon_the_Seraph
      @Gideon_the_Seraph 5 ปีที่แล้ว +29

      havent seen it yet but glad to know where alt shift x's opinion stands on this shit episode!

    • @danielonley7684
      @danielonley7684 5 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      Well deserved too, it was so rushed and the tension contrived. I miss season 2 ;-;

    • @G33KST4R
      @G33KST4R 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      low key? if this was any higher you'd need a cherry picker to get to it.

    • @michaelcallahan8412
      @michaelcallahan8412 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      *high key. High af key.

    • @TR1GR4MPR0DUCT10N5
      @TR1GR4MPR0DUCT10N5 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      I miss 3,000 Unsullied being able to break 20,000 Dothraki screamers

  • @Upright777
    @Upright777 5 ปีที่แล้ว +330

    Bran comes back from warg mode and looks to Theon: "I know Kung-fu"
    Theon: "Show me."
    Bran proceeds to 1v1 Night King the end.

    • @Ki_Adi_Mundi
      @Ki_Adi_Mundi 5 ปีที่แล้ว +41

      Night King: "Stop *trying* to hit me and *hit* me!"

    • @rosesongoku6980
      @rosesongoku6980 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Good ending, thank you!

    • @dustinalvarez4917
      @dustinalvarez4917 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Brooo 1000 time better then what happen in the series

    • @bakratos23230
      @bakratos23230 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      The Season 8 jokes are always great.

    • @monty6338
      @monty6338 ปีที่แล้ว

      Lmao

  • @aw11348
    @aw11348 5 ปีที่แล้ว +111

    Arya Stark's Long, Hard-Fought Campaign Against the Long Night:
    S8E01: Learns about the Night King and his undead army.
    S8E02: Learns from Gendry that that they are "bad".
    S8E03: Destroys the Night King and his undead army.
    Probably throws her hands up at her brothers afterward, whose entire purpose in the show has been the battling of this great threat, a threat that makes the petty squabbles over who sits on a seat made of swords completely and utterly pointless, only to do a combined not-a-whole-lot in the great clash between living and dead, when the Night King gave her less trouble than the Waif did.

    • @tomfancypants
      @tomfancypants 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Good job copying comments

    • @meris8486
      @meris8486 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      It would be interesting if she slowly froze to death then turned into a white walker as a result of being grabbed by the Night King, but that would be interesting, so D&D probably won't do it

    • @aw11348
      @aw11348 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Credit: www.reddit.com/r/asoiaf/comments/bj5inp/spoilers_main_arya_starks_long_campaign_against/
      I legitimately cannot believe how content the showrunners are to jump the shark on arguably the "biggest" television show to date -- you'd think they'd be more invested in guiding their story to its natural conclusion so it had any chance of standing the test of time.

    • @frankg2790
      @frankg2790 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      They spent three seasons foreshadowing Arya killing the Night King. It is not jumping the shark if you follow through on something that you have foreshadowed.

    • @aw11348
      @aw11348 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@frankg2790 Actually, D&D said they came up with Arya shanking the Night King about three years ago -- that brings us to when season 7 was in production. "Three seasons" is not at all accurate. If they had truly been planning for Arya to easily nuke their main antagonist and his entire army for such a long time, perhaps they could've taken pains to make it a more satisfying payoff, dontcha think -- instead of embarrassingly half-assing and repurposing an unrelated line from season 3 to make it seem like this had been "prophesied" (which, if true, would just raise more questions).

  • @Rinchen8192
    @Rinchen8192 5 ปีที่แล้ว +615

    Arya: Do I know where the Night king is?
    Dungeon Master: The plan was to lure him into the Godswood, so probably yes.
    Arya: I'm going to try to sneak in an stab him.
    Dungeon Master: Sure, but you'll need to roll a Natural 20.
    Arya: *Rolls a natural 20.
    Night King: F%#k this stupid game.

    • @ecartht5858
      @ecartht5858 5 ปีที่แล้ว +59

      This is the most accurate depiction of the events at Godswood.

    • @dasaggropop1244
      @dasaggropop1244 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      They were playing with sixers die from rick and morty all along

    • @FrntRow
      @FrntRow 5 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      The DM should have called failure for moving too far in 1 turn.
      She must have also rolled a critical success on her Acrobatics.

    • @MinscS2
      @MinscS2 5 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      The NK did have -5 perception because he wasn't actively looking, -5 perception because of Bran's soulcrushing stare, and -2 because Arya is small. He never stood a chance...

    • @HarukaNUsagi
      @HarukaNUsagi 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      hahaha... but yeah, Arya was there when they were making their plans about luring the Night King to the godswood by using Bran as bait.

  • @advaithbala3087
    @advaithbala3087 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1077

    19:23 Screw that, even Olly killed more main characters than the Night King.

    • @meris8486
      @meris8486 5 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Oof

    • @TWlakers24
      @TWlakers24 5 ปีที่แล้ว +37

      Wow I didn’t even think about that 😂 Olly could kill Jon but not the Night King!

    • @rockingbirdey
      @rockingbirdey 5 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Fuck Olly

    • @Link00TMM
      @Link00TMM 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@rockingbirdey The amount of satisfaction I got from seeing his cold, asphyxiated rat face hanging in the breeze was almost as great as Joffrey's death lel

    • @connorbrennan501
      @connorbrennan501 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@rockingbirdey Fuck Olly

  • @katyalupochev9589
    @katyalupochev9589 5 ปีที่แล้ว +800

    “Most of Daenerys’ Army is gone”
    In E04: “Half are gone.”
    OK OK OK OKOKOKOKOKOKOKOK

    • @edd8914
      @edd8914 5 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      Respawnki

    • @unformedeight
      @unformedeight 5 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      Dany kinda forgot the rest of the army in her back pocket

    • @viyhexe131
      @viyhexe131 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Like, what the fuck does continuity matter anyways? It's not like people want shit to make sense.

    • @rosesongoku6980
      @rosesongoku6980 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      In E06: "In this episode, we thought we'd bring 'em... doth-backi."
      - Carolyn Strauss, Executive Producer ("Safety Patrol")

    • @alphagamer9505
      @alphagamer9505 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      E05 - uullouullouluouluoulo

  • @ianfowler7787
    @ianfowler7787 5 ปีที่แล้ว +597

    Berick dies in front of the only person in the seven kingdoms that could possibly resurect him (Melisandre) and she's like "lol, bye"...

    • @Ezoriel666
      @Ezoriel666 5 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      exactly my thoughts, Sir.

    • @IndiaTides
      @IndiaTides 5 ปีที่แล้ว +40

      Yeah. His job was to be save arya single time which anybody can do and die there as second rate Hodor.

    • @eternalreign2313
      @eternalreign2313 5 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      @@tomythomson How did she know that was his purpose though? She didn't even try. They should have had her try and fail, then say he served his purpose. For all she know his purpose was to kill the NK. Although to be fair, why didn't the lord of light nominate a better survivor, like Sam lol? The LoL had to rez him 6 freaking times.

    • @gregorygregio2614
      @gregorygregio2614 5 ปีที่แล้ว +59

      his purpose was to become a beric-ade

    • @manasfcb
      @manasfcb 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Gods you are a good man

  • @mspacey6230
    @mspacey6230 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2276

    HBO : What do we say to the good writing?
    D&D : Not today

    • @dauntul
      @dauntul 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      not today or ever

    • @BatmanisBatman
      @BatmanisBatman 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Lmao

    • @КалоянПетков-с5ч
      @КалоянПетков-с5ч 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Epic!

    • @lazerdazer700
      @lazerdazer700 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Truth

    • @retrotony4119
      @retrotony4119 5 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      I won’t defend the producers of the show, but damn, I don’t think any scenario would have satisfied you fools. What do you expect of a story about magic, the undead and dragons.

  • @notyoongs3524
    @notyoongs3524 5 ปีที่แล้ว +603

    Guess Shireen got burned alive for nothing if Mel had known since season 3 that Arya will end the Long Night.

    • @WorkingClassZombie
      @WorkingClassZombie 5 ปีที่แล้ว +82

      Pretty much. It makes Jon's resurrection pointless also.

    • @otm646
      @otm646 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Eh, you could argue Shireen's death grew Mel's power and clout.

    • @SoleNero21
      @SoleNero21 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Why did stannis got rekt ? Where was Ramsays 20 good men when jon came to winterfell?

    • @rana1561
      @rana1561 5 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      Melissandre's visions are not like script pages, explaining everything in details. Mostly her visions we're collection of images, a puzzle, which she tries to solve, connecting the dots in the real world. She took her time

    • @SoleNero21
      @SoleNero21 5 ปีที่แล้ว +40

      @@rana1561 That's the line she has to use to cover up the bad writing

  • @Teddy_yb
    @Teddy_yb 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1060

    *You know what is the most shocking about the Dothraki charge?*
    None of the Dothraki had dragon glass or valyrian steel. They were planning on charging them in alone and with no actually useful weapons.

    • @MissBabyFace1000
      @MissBabyFace1000 5 ปีที่แล้ว +53

      Yeah, it is actually pretty fucked up.

    • @tyrannus1987
      @tyrannus1987 5 ปีที่แล้ว +140

      Even more fucked up. She owned the mine to make weapons for her soldiers she could've been making weapons all along.

    • @Secondaccount31
      @Secondaccount31 5 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      @@tyrannus1987 yeah but she didnt know about the dead before and that dragonglass could kill them. So no point in making dragonglass weapons before. Also she literally made it to dragonstone like 4 episodes before jon so.

    • @Secondaccount31
      @Secondaccount31 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Yeah they were planning on sending them to their deaths. Even if they had bran explain that the red witch has other plans for the dothraki, i would understand but the writers are not as smart

    • @georgelionon9050
      @georgelionon9050 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Maybe Danny is just *that* stupid and it was a ploy to get rid of her army? Well still didn't make any sense... since even if, it would have strengthed the enemy, the one that was supposed to matter...

  • @RikoDiko
    @RikoDiko 5 ปีที่แล้ว +785

    Bran : I hold the world's memory and history
    The Citadel : Am I a joke to you?

    • @1chroust12
      @1chroust12 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Great point 😃 Makes everything even worse

    • @marshhinsane9749
      @marshhinsane9749 5 ปีที่แล้ว +48

      Actually the citadel records their own version of it. Bran knows the truth...

    • @jernie9384
      @jernie9384 5 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      Yeah, it's implied that the Citadel are conspirators. Also, Books and History is always written by Winners and usually doesn't tell the entire truth.

    • @RikoDiko
      @RikoDiko 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@jernie9384 that's a fair point that bran can go back in time and look and the undeniable truth, where as the citadels history is passed down through generations and can get distorted overtime.

    • @jernie9384
      @jernie9384 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      MMA Dispatch
      Alt Shift made an interesting video about this. The Archmasters seemingly want to abolish Magic, so I would love to see what happens when they hear about Bran.

  • @xTooma
    @xTooma 5 ปีที่แล้ว +921

    It's amazing how you can kill nearly a decade of hype and excitement in only 90 minutes.

    • @solarmaru49
      @solarmaru49 5 ปีที่แล้ว +98

      xTooma I think it’s more amazing the number of sheep that exist in this world who thought this was a “perfect” episode
      We’re a failing species

    • @zeroz88
      @zeroz88 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      ^

    • @otterhero6229
      @otterhero6229 5 ปีที่แล้ว +43

      @@solarmaru49 don't be such an elitist. Some people don't have this self destructive attitude to hate whatever happens in the show irregardless of the quality. Just learn to enjoy shit, even if there are mistakes. There are still positives

    • @littlekettle5759
      @littlekettle5759 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Otter Hero Amen!

    • @lucasm7093
      @lucasm7093 5 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      solarmaro49 The people who thought it was an amazing episode , are the same people who only started watching it 2 years ago

  • @falconranger3116
    @falconranger3116 5 ปีที่แล้ว +352

    This has come to the point where I am more excited about ASX breakdown even for shitty episodes than for actual episode itself.
    ASX.. thanks for existing.

  • @TheHigherSpace
    @TheHigherSpace 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1030

    You missed smth else very funny .. after they lit up the trenches, they all stopped and just looked at the wights .. no arrows no nothing .. stayed like that till the night king started pushing the wights onward .. then they started screaming "MAN THE WALLS" loool ... I was like, wait, you didn't man the wall before ? who the hell is leading these people !!

    • @francmonroe3485
      @francmonroe3485 5 ปีที่แล้ว +130

      D&D

    • @Secondaccount31
      @Secondaccount31 5 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      You have it wrong. When the fire lit up and the wights were standing there, the army was taking a break. Also they were looking at drogon in all it's glory from front row seats for the first time, they couldn't do that if they were busy manning the walls. Honestly, dont blame them.

    • @whitealliance9540
      @whitealliance9540 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      I got the feeling like they were scared shiitless... I also got the feeling like everyone was tired and gave up on the ending of this episode. Ppl were stressed out on set

    • @mosesbrown4126
      @mosesbrown4126 5 ปีที่แล้ว +36

      omg that bothered the shit out of me. WHY THE FUCK ARE THE WALLS NOT ALREADY MANNED? Just lollering around in the courtyard. Meanwhile the dead sit there-- non moving targets. How many arrow volleys could have gone off in that time? Since they made dragonglass xtra magic in the show and it 1 shots wights, every arrow is a kill.

    • @scottmantooth8785
      @scottmantooth8785 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      as if they looked around and said "oh...we're supposed to do something now"

  • @alexanderf8451
    @alexanderf8451 5 ปีที่แล้ว +157

    The greatest mystery is all of GoT is how Sam survived that episode.

    • @MoffatLee
      @MoffatLee 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Every time he got hurt Snorlack just used rest to recover, wight dps was too low to counter his strat.

    • @RogerRoger182
      @RogerRoger182 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Because plotarmor, because he has to write everything down for future generations, because lazy writing.

    • @Secondaccount31
      @Secondaccount31 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Because the nk doesnt want his fat ass on his time so the wights didnt bother killing him

    • @whitealliance9540
      @whitealliance9540 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Remember when trump made fun of that crippled reporter?
      Sam: bro you not even funny

  • @kn0bhe4d
    @kn0bhe4d 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1532

    "Subvert expectations" should become a meme for idiotic decisions made just for the sake of the unexpected.

    • @matthiasm3147
      @matthiasm3147 5 ปีที่แล้ว +42

      "Subverts Expectations" is going to be made into a trope by the time this show ends thanks to those 2 - if it isn't already.

    • @Sansri16761
      @Sansri16761 5 ปีที่แล้ว +99

      It's funny cause The Last Jedi already ran that concept into the ground and through the other side of the planet

    • @adamburgess7890
      @adamburgess7890 5 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      @@Sansri16761 It's weird too how this is the first piece of entertainment to divide fans as much as the last jedi did.

    • @mrfafaa96
      @mrfafaa96 5 ปีที่แล้ว +32

      @@Sansri16761 No wonder why Disney hired these two to make a trilogy of their own. All they had to do was to tell Disney that they will "Snoke" the Night King and they were instantly hired probably.

    • @Human000001
      @Human000001 5 ปีที่แล้ว +31

      It's true that they "Subverted our expectations". But only because no one actually believed that something so stupid could be in the script...

  • @joshcorbett4787
    @joshcorbett4787 5 ปีที่แล้ว +290

    The best part was when like 40 wights died to reveal pod, Brienne and Jaime up against a wall. They must of had top of the line plot armour.

    • @jons2022
      @jons2022 5 ปีที่แล้ว +29

      Nivag Nadrog or fatso Sam lying on the ground crying and still outliving the whole of the Dothraki army and most of the unsullied army.

    • @darthkek1953
      @darthkek1953 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Bearing in mind they'd already been OVERRUN by wights.

    • @alex-un2un
      @alex-un2un 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Podrick, Sam, and at least one of the kind of notable characters(gilly....missandei) in the crypts should’ve died(even the little shireen girl....I mean cmon)

    • @rkr8686
      @rkr8686 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Nivag Nadrog it was probably made out of the rock that Jon used to hide and block the zombie dragons fire

    • @KamikazeChinaman
      @KamikazeChinaman 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      The best a hacksmith could forge.

  • @whbi-senpai1085
    @whbi-senpai1085 5 ปีที่แล้ว +704

    What do we say to a good ending
    Not today

  • @omarahmedx
    @omarahmedx 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1787

    This episode had so much plot armor, Sean Bean would've survived it.

    • @TypicallyUniqueOfficial
      @TypicallyUniqueOfficial 5 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      Nice copy paste

    • @thebrickseller
      @thebrickseller 5 ปีที่แล้ว +52

      @@TypicallyUniqueOfficial nIcE cOpY pAsTe

    • @IndiaTides
      @IndiaTides 5 ปีที่แล้ว +37

      This episode had so much plot armor, Sean bean would have survived game of thrones, LOTR and James bond combined.:-)

    • @abhishekpawar5126
      @abhishekpawar5126 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@TypicallyUniqueOfficial nice copy paste

    • @sonnic1995
      @sonnic1995 5 ปีที่แล้ว +33

      If they did this kind of shit from start, at Ned's execution Siryo Forel would have jumped out from nowhere with a cocky smile on his face while he kills Ser Ilyn Payne

  • @theshiddler1640
    @theshiddler1640 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1512

    To be honest, I wanted the Night King to win and kill everyone.
    THAT would subvert expectations.

    • @kw5961
      @kw5961 5 ปีที่แล้ว +40

      Me too. The characters are so petty and greedy for power. Would have been better if the Night King had won.

    • @mochilamistica7001
      @mochilamistica7001 5 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      And the final battle should be the deads vs cersei and euron's army, for sure.

    • @edgyweeb1317
      @edgyweeb1317 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      yea, would be great to see them beat cersei taking the throne and then just be killed by the night king anyway.

    • @GrahamSiggins
      @GrahamSiggins 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Baynos I’m honestly hoping that Cersei wins the war and then Bran makes a new night king (maybe himself?) to start a new cycle

    • @hackzein4138
      @hackzein4138 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@GrahamSiggins ya and then cerceis like i win and then she dies too and its like the end and the night king looks at the camera and porky pig comes out and says 'thats all folks!'

  • @Bettafish2601
    @Bettafish2601 5 ปีที่แล้ว +597

    Jon in season 5: no army can stop them!!
    First army the dead encounter stops them.

    • @Alegost1
      @Alegost1 5 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      it would´ve been kind of interesting if the white walkers won that battle and then came to kings landing to meet cercei with their army + everyone that was in the north including the other 2 dragons..... i wonder what would cercei then think

    • @broadcast3ful
      @broadcast3ful 5 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      The army didnt stop them. They ran through the army. Arya killed the NK. Maybe watch the episode again, kid.

    • @vknl99
      @vknl99 5 ปีที่แล้ว +57

      broadcast3ful arya was part of the army, so yes, it did stop them

    • @Burbin7995
      @Burbin7995 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Queue It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Theme.

    • @tomjones6944
      @tomjones6944 5 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      @@broadcast3ful lol, who is the kid? Come back and apologize for being snarky and then admit to being put in your place; ya doofus! You got wrecked by someone named Lil Juggz lmao

  • @melissaveras
    @melissaveras 5 ปีที่แล้ว +183

    This must have been the hardest review you've done... The snarkiness is at maximum level.

    • @scottmantooth8785
      @scottmantooth8785 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      set at 11 because that's what it deserved

  • @themurmeli88
    @themurmeli88 5 ปีที่แล้ว +635

    In LOTR, the urukhai and orcs ravaged the entire land of middle earth.
    In GoT, the ice-satan was stopped at his homes threshold.
    This is like if Sauron never got any of his forces and influence past Osgiliath.
    Maybe the ice wall was never meant to keep walkers in, but people out, from murdering the fragile endangered species of ice-cube-people.

    • @-XTD-
      @-XTD- 5 ปีที่แล้ว +32

      @@DrHeroe chill

    • @The_Reductionist
      @The_Reductionist 5 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      To be fair, it is called "Winter-Fell"

    • @MJ-js1be
      @MJ-js1be 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      i.redd.it/0oiskeq3kew21.jpg

    • @wtxcrazydonut
      @wtxcrazydonut 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Ah here in fairness Sauron lost at the first major city too, Minas Tirith is basically LotR's Winterfell. Osgiliath would be more like The Last Hearth.

    • @freedomfighter22222
      @freedomfighter22222 5 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      @@wtxcrazydonut Osghiliath is much alrger than minas tirith and was/is the capital of Gondor, Minas Tirith was just the western watch tower and minas Ithil(later renamed to Minas Morgul by Saurons forces) was the eastern watch tower.
      Minas Tirith was really the last possible place to stop the advance of Saurons forces after Gondor having lost most of its pride over decades with slowly loosing the war and loosing much of their most prosperous lands around Osgiliath.
      Sauron never being able to take Minas Ithil would be comparable to Winterfell, the battle of Minas Tirith would be more comparable to the Night King being stopped somewhere in the riverlands.

  • @SK22520
    @SK22520 5 ปีที่แล้ว +283

    And the sad part is, the writers actually made us wait an entire extra year for the “long awaited final season” so that they could do the best job they could and not make the audience disappointed with haste writing.... and now they’ve disappointed us with bad writing... and I wouldn’t be surprised if this was haste writing as well. At least it looks like that. So sad.

    • @lucasphilm7484
      @lucasphilm7484 5 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      Not haste. Hack. George RR Martin, they are not.

    • @krystinblack7628
      @krystinblack7628 5 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      It took an extra year because of production, not writing. You also have to keep in mind that whatever they write, HBO gets the final say in everything because they decide what they can pay for, what they'd rather pay for and what they'd rather not bother with. If they wrote quickly, it's because they had to make deadlines so that people could start planning for production which, I'm sure you can imagine, would be crazy amounts of work and very time consuming. Also, remember there are 3 episodes left and it will be easier to judge this episode in the grand scheme of things later.

    • @SK22520
      @SK22520 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Krystin Black that’s true! Let’s hope now that the remaining episodes are good and maybe involve a good plottwist or anything. We need it haha

    • @MyaB1986
      @MyaB1986 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      And they took all that sweet time to record in 3 locations /facepalm
      What is happening to Tullys why weren't they summoned to the notrh? Who is in charge of remaining...4 kingdoms? Or are the people there just relaxing aboug enjoying the winter?

    • @timmyg497
      @timmyg497 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      HBO had a contract with Amazon that when any series finished, Amazon could air it on Prime Video. That contract expired at the end of 2018. So my guess is it wasn’t the more time for writing but the massive amounts of money it would save HBO by not going to Prime.

  • @21jd_
    @21jd_ 5 ปีที่แล้ว +582

    Cinematically pleasing. Grand production. But that's not what we're watching GOT for 😔

    • @Dikkiedank
      @Dikkiedank 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Yeah it's just become a TV show in all it's assets. Spectacular, unexpected, cinematically pleasing, main cast lives another day. It's not the magic and wondrous show it was with GRRM writing.

    • @blubella2
      @blubella2 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Yes, that sums it up..

    • @cc0767
      @cc0767 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Its actually quite bad cinematically as well except for 2 or 3 shots

    • @Monkeydude16
      @Monkeydude16 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      I can see why people are left with more to be desired after this episode. But let’s be real here. We watch for the fantasy storytelling AND because it’s cinematically pleasing and grand production

    • @Monkeydude16
      @Monkeydude16 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Legio XXI Rapax LMAO there’s countless shows with “reality consequences”. Cmon man what separates thrones is the fantasy world George built. I agree tho they did away with the realism and that’s frustrating. I disagree with cinematically it was shit. I was able to follow just fine. there was many beautiful shots and I was on edge throughout

  • @pakkenpk5598
    @pakkenpk5598 2 ปีที่แล้ว +70

    Just recently rewatched this. Man, the lack of tactical ability in literally anyone except whoever dug those trenches is astounding. It's like the last semi-intelligent battle plan was the Battle of the Bastards.

    • @chavitanwar2126
      @chavitanwar2126 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      What are you saying? The battle of the bastards was an excellent battle plan. From Ramsay's side of course.

    • @criert135
      @criert135 8 หลายเดือนก่อน

      To be fair, it’s already kinda well established that Jon is absolute dog shit at battle planning. His battle with Ramsey was a complete mess and it was a miracle he got bailed out of that disaster. So he’s just in character screwing up the battle against the Whitewalkers as well

  • @ilhamsuhendi90
    @ilhamsuhendi90 5 ปีที่แล้ว +643

    Alt Shift X is the channel that was promised

    • @Rupadarshi-Ray
      @Rupadarshi-Ray 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      And that wasn't subverting expectations...

    • @Modelstl063
      @Modelstl063 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Ilham Suhendi yes fuck nerd soup

    • @_Woody_
      @_Woody_ 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Ideas of Ice and Fire is the channel that was promised. This guy, like many other real fans, saw this coming since season 5. D&D are overpaid shitheads and can't write.
      But Alt Shift never really liked it that much after season 5 too, he just saw hope.
      Gotta love Alt Shift.

    • @MrRuthless87
      @MrRuthless87 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      I look forward to Atl Shift X videos more than I do for Game of Thrones

    • @drippinwet774
      @drippinwet774 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      only dude not shitting out clickbait left and right
      like arya taking out wights in the night

  • @AICabal
    @AICabal 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1399

    Anyone else feel like they just beat the end boss, and now they're backtracking to take on the side boss?

    • @TheSorrel
      @TheSorrel 5 ปีที่แล้ว +46

      Optional bosses are often harder than final bosses.
      But seriously, though, maybe the whole epilogue with Cercei will lead somewhere that actually strikes the heart of what this show was always about.

    • @thelegendarycrow2883
      @thelegendarycrow2883 5 ปีที่แล้ว +39

      @@TheSorrel I wish, but after all this night king stuff for 7 seasons, I would be lying if I said its a whole lot more interesting than cersei ever was, even more so now that she is just a pregnant alcoholic.

    • @j4genius961
      @j4genius961 5 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      @@TheSorrel We still have 3 episodes, hopefully Alt shif is right and they're just playing with us and some big plot twist happens who knows, miracles happen

    • @mirawenya
      @mirawenya 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Definitely not.

    • @xavigarcia9372
      @xavigarcia9372 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@thelegendarycrow2883 i don't know man, i'm sure if you count the screen time the show has Focus in cercei it would more than they has Focus in the night King storyline

  • @zacthomas2847
    @zacthomas2847 5 ปีที่แล้ว +319

    I'm just disappointed that they set multiple characters up against insurmountable odds and then just kept them alive with near zero explanation.

    • @dclaunch10
      @dclaunch10 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      sorry

    • @austinwallace5993
      @austinwallace5993 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Yeah, sam should 100% be dead right now.

    • @TheShauNanigans
      @TheShauNanigans 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@austinwallace5993 I was hoping Sam would die in battle and Gilly would die in the crypt. If either of them are alive at the end, I will not be pleased. I don't care about the kid. It would've made more sense to kill Sam, because after that Bran is the only person alive who knows the truth in a believable way. Unless Jon knows exactly where the scroll is from the citadel.

  • @georginho36
    @georginho36 5 ปีที่แล้ว +245

    You were killed by: Xx_Arya_xX
    Respawning in: 12 seconds

    • @rosesongoku6980
      @rosesongoku6980 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      I actually WISH that happened.

    • @thegreyeyedcat9142
      @thegreyeyedcat9142 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Reminds me of my gambit experience

    • @boonsaplenty3924
      @boonsaplenty3924 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      I know I'm late to this but Arya's gamertag would 100% have been Xx_Dark_Sister_II_xX after Visenya's sword

  • @MinscS2
    @MinscS2 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1141

    Tormund: I killed a giant when I was 10.
    Lyanna M: Hold my ribcage.

    • @macanaeh
      @macanaeh 5 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      A big oof

    • @nostalgicbliss5547
      @nostalgicbliss5547 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      You stole this.

    • @1911odisea
      @1911odisea 5 ปีที่แล้ว +61

      She's older than 10. Plus he survived, lol. 😅

    • @middler5
      @middler5 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Was Lyanna Tormund's love child or what?

    • @DzinkyDzink
      @DzinkyDzink 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      He killed a sleeping infant.

  • @jamesalexander1441
    @jamesalexander1441 5 ปีที่แล้ว +817

    Jon screaming at the undead dragon in enraged frustration is the fanbase screaming at D&D for the same reasons.

    • @MJ-js1be
      @MJ-js1be 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      i.redd.it/0oiskeq3kew21.jpg

    • @gedeonnunes5626
      @gedeonnunes5626 5 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      Though both take place in a fatastic medieval setting, I don't get why Dungeons & Dragons should be blamed for anything.

    • @Coalemos
      @Coalemos 5 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      That was utterly retarded. How could he know his plot armour would save him?
      These last second saves are an absolute joke at this point.

    • @Coalemos
      @Coalemos 5 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      @@natehorne1763 what are you talking about? Is he psychic, too? How could he have possibly known what Arya was going to do?
      That screaming at the zombie dragon should have been his end. But no, plot armour to the rescue.
      See if he's just going to survive everything, why just NOT have him put in unsurvivable positions to start with. Why not just have him do anything else other than be saved at the very last instant again and again and again?
      Part of the appeal of this show was how your actions had consequences.
      It was cringe worthy af when Jon did that. I actually felt embarrassed for Kit Harrington.

    • @MrColin541
      @MrColin541 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@natehorne1763 Yeah, no he wasn't. Watch again with subtitles. If that's not enough, consider that unless Arya can literally teleport then helping her get past wouldve still been far too late to get out to the godswood, sneak past as she somehow did and then leap. All before he draws his weapon.

  • @HAsHoOoMe123
    @HAsHoOoMe123 5 ปีที่แล้ว +442

    jon to dothrakis : do you prefer to attack first or wait for your enemies to show
    dothrakis : Yes

    • @_MRK87
      @_MRK87 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      you had a good idea but executed it poorly

    • @DeadKraken
      @DeadKraken 5 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      Dothraki: We'd like to do like you did in season 6
      Jon: Oh, attack blindly and getting everyone killed then!
      Dothraki: YEAH!

    • @taintlessproductions
      @taintlessproductions 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      It is known.

  • @sitbc
    @sitbc 5 ปีที่แล้ว +486

    Oh, boy! Alt Shift X is gonna have a field day with the next episode. Can't wait :)

    • @rabiulhasan7728
      @rabiulhasan7728 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Me too.

    • @speedrrracer
      @speedrrracer 5 ปีที่แล้ว +39

      I'll be impressed if he can hold it together while describing that peaceful Missandei, of peaceful Naath, where the peaceful people won't even lift a finger in their own defense and who didn't speak even a harsh word against the army of the dead has suddenly channeled her inner Mad King and endorsed the murder of innocent women and children

    • @feynstein1004
      @feynstein1004 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @speedrracer Or how 2 fully-grown dragons flying high above get ambushed by ships. How the hell is that even possible?

    • @thalmoragent9344
      @thalmoragent9344 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@speedrrracer
      I don't think she was asking Dany to kill all of Kings Landing, just to make sure she kills Cersei... with fire, of course

  • @mjarrah
    @mjarrah 5 ปีที่แล้ว +861

    Wow. You know the episode is THAT bad when Alt Shift X sounds disappointed.

    • @sh0jackson
      @sh0jackson 5 ปีที่แล้ว +54

      He sounded mad and salty. I mean it was indeed a huge disappointment.

    • @SNJgroup
      @SNJgroup 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      I found it amazing @@sh0jackson

    • @punishedfurry2611
      @punishedfurry2611 5 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Last week in the post-episode discussion, he called it a "great episode" and was assured that the Night King would come back. A week later, he has completely 180'ed his position.

    • @juanfe9210
      @juanfe9210 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@punishedfurry2611 I think he said that, bc he was shocked. And in this video he said again that maybe the night king would come back, but in the things that this season are going he hasn't so much hope on that.

    • @hasanahmad4684
      @hasanahmad4684 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@SNJgroup ur fucking stupid

  • @andamoonforthesky
    @andamoonforthesky 5 ปีที่แล้ว +620

    Melisandre just offed herself at the end cause it'd be hella awkward if she was still getting prophecies wrong this late in the show.

    • @Shorkshire
      @Shorkshire 5 ปีที่แล้ว +30

      She straight up pulled a "Luke Skywalker" 😂

    • @blastermaster5009
      @blastermaster5009 5 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      Always go out while you're on top. lol

    • @thegrayyernaut
      @thegrayyernaut 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Oh shit what you said made so much sense! :)))

    • @romanmagizow6962
      @romanmagizow6962 5 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      @Daniel Sullivan that was a retcon by the writers nothing more...

    • @thegrayyernaut
      @thegrayyernaut 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @Daniel Sullivan Did she also say something about Azor Ahai fighting the Great Other? (or was it in the book only? I can't remember). Said to both Stannis and Jon.

  • @69jbr69
    @69jbr69 5 ปีที่แล้ว +189

    Tyrion's face after Oberyn fight about sums up my thoughts on this episode.

    • @nietzschesmoustache3585
      @nietzschesmoustache3585 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Didn't he throw up?

    • @meris8486
      @meris8486 5 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Yeah, watching Oberyn die tragically is the same feeling I had seeing Arya Nothin Personnel the Night King.

    • @desmondgentle1474
      @desmondgentle1474 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Oberyn's face after his fight captures my feelings

    • @FernandoIncetta
      @FernandoIncetta 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@nietzschesmoustache3585 In the books.

    • @bhsteam8368
      @bhsteam8368 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Meris s

  • @MANJYOMETHUNDER111
    @MANJYOMETHUNDER111 5 ปีที่แล้ว +112

    "And right here you can see the episode that broke Alt and made him embrace his inner Preston Jacobs."

    • @undarkwin
      @undarkwin 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Tbh we all need to embrace it then and now

    • @catfoy8888
      @catfoy8888 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I think they broke him a while ago it just took until now for him to embrace Preston Jacobs

  • @JohnAzzi430
    @JohnAzzi430 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1125

    "Just like in the Phantom Menace"
    Tell us your true feelings Shift X

    • @lathanandrews417
      @lathanandrews417 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      John Azzinaro bahahaha right?! 😂

    • @stevangucu522
      @stevangucu522 5 ปีที่แล้ว +159

      I think the poor guy is like a Vulcan, suppressing feelings for the greater good of objectivity and logic, and using occasional sarcasm to show disappointment.

    • @zizoumonk10
      @zizoumonk10 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      The alien mothership trope

    • @athena3268
      @athena3268 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Or just like The Lord Of The Rings... when Sauron died his Nazgul died too.

    • @calliph
      @calliph 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@athena3268 but his nazgul actually got to do shit before they died.

  • @aleksababic9967
    @aleksababic9967 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1605

    ITS funny thing that 9 years old boy Olly kill more important characters (Jon and Ygritte) than Night King 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂

    • @SoulDevoured
      @SoulDevoured 5 ปีที่แล้ว +40

      Well.. he killed Theon and a dragon.
      That's something.

    • @Alegost1
      @Alegost1 5 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      @Holden Mcgroine and he killed the last children of the forest and the last three-eyed-raven

    • @neilsterooyjohnny1379
      @neilsterooyjohnny1379 5 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      Holden Mcgroine
      He killed the weakest dragon, but still, Dragons are much harder to kill than humans, ur logic is stupid XD

    • @aleksababic9967
      @aleksababic9967 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      @@Alegost1 and @Rooy kan? YEAAA but There are first and secondary Characters Frist are Jon Dany and Tyrion Secondary are Catlyin Robb Ned Cersei Jamie Arya Sansa and bran Third Are like Jorah Theon ,Ygritte ,Jeor ,Sam Grey Worn, Missandei,Eddie Ramsay Jofrey, Stannish Briene Hound ,Tywin Litlefinger Varys Tormund Margery and Olenna Melisandre Davos Bronn Robert Dario and Night king Fourth are like Walder Talisa Roose Gren Pip Aliser Euron Yara Shae, Tommen , High Sparow, Myrcela Elria Oberyn Podrick Gendry Khal drogo all 3 Dragons Renly Loras Pycele Mance Baristen Selmy The Mountain Black Fish Thoras Beric Jojen and his sister Bloodraven and others i cant write every name now BUT Jon Dany And Tyrion are first main Characters But Jon is First of the first And he is more important than anyyyyy other Character and he is killed by Olly.First of the first characters is more important then 50 fourth Characters + He died In the end of the season so Olly Killed more important characters then Night King even if Dragon is More worth then one man but Jon is main character so he is more important to us then Viscerion for Night King

    • @7PlayingWithFire7
      @7PlayingWithFire7 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @Holden Mcgroine theon was a side character at best

  • @charlesforee7082
    @charlesforee7082 5 ปีที่แล้ว +325

    So Arya's ninja training gave her the skills to drag that trampoline into the Godswood undetected, but didn't include a hint that screaming "EEEEEYAAAAA!" as you sneak up behind your target is a really bad idea?

    • @miguelguerrero3394
      @miguelguerrero3394 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Yeah, I thought the same thing. Why on Earth would she scream when sneaking behind the NK? Also I'm having a hard believing that she could sneak past hundreds of undead and night walkers in plain sight but had a hard time escaping a library with like 10 zombies (she even had to be saved)

    • @inthecouchproductions8103
      @inthecouchproductions8103 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Her plan was to get caught and then switch the dagger to other hand once the NK thought he had stopped her. So I don't see why it's so difficult for people to understand the scream being part of that. She knew she wasn't going to just jump on his back and stab him. She had to have a trick maneuver. Come on, y'all. This shit ain't that hard.

    • @JohnJames0204
      @JohnJames0204 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@inthecouchproductions8103 If NK was that good then surely he wouldn't have gotten stab the second time. Ops ouchie owie more plot holes. Keep trying to defend this nonsense, you'll get there.... probably.

    • @zrusit9640
      @zrusit9640 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@inthecouchproductions8103 he should have snaped her neck and you know it, there was no way to kill him, yet she did because dumb and dumber are really living to their names xD

    • @littlekettle5759
      @littlekettle5759 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      John James “If NK was that good then surely he wouldn’t have gotten stab the second time”
      Well clearly not cause he did get stabbed. He got caught off guard, that’s why he didn’t kill her immediately and that’s why he was too slow to stop the second attempt on his life.
      Arya: EHHHHHH
      NK: NANI
      Arya: pew pew

  • @Ki_Adi_Mundi
    @Ki_Adi_Mundi 5 ปีที่แล้ว +72

    Edd didn't get a red X at 19:02. When you're so forgettable even Alt Shift X forgets that you died.

  • @Flame1500
    @Flame1500 5 ปีที่แล้ว +679

    My guy Bran really just watched the whole episode along with us...

    • @mn-ru4li
      @mn-ru4li 5 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      That's not true. Bran's like, I'm not watching this shit. I'm warging outta here!

    • @MD-np2nk
      @MD-np2nk 5 ปีที่แล้ว +30

      Hopefully he had better lighting

    • @kyndread71
      @kyndread71 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Korean women are the hottest.

    • @chuck430
      @chuck430 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      he too knew this was BS and was outta here

    • @manelmanel9635
      @manelmanel9635 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Do you think he achieved his destiny ? Hope he still has stuff to do

  • @15allnite
    @15allnite 5 ปีที่แล้ว +182

    "Jorah's Khaleesi sense tingles"....I nearly spit my drink out from that comment! LOL!!!!

    • @shantoripinke1757
      @shantoripinke1757 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Me too... Alt is sooo petty

    • @eternalreign2313
      @eternalreign2313 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Ugh, it was so dumb though. Can he speak dragon? How'd he know she was going to be in trouble?

    • @Wilantonjakov
      @Wilantonjakov 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@shantoripinke1757 what?

  • @tapithard5544
    @tapithard5544 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1404

    Alt Shift X... You're a good man..... Thank you.

    • @JustSkullDuggery
      @JustSkullDuggery 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Tapithard 554 That’s what we’ll all say once Game of Thrones is over and his channel dies since he depends on it

    • @TheGamesaga
      @TheGamesaga 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@JustSkullDuggery Prequels BABY!

    • @obadamhd28
      @obadamhd28 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Spinoffs??
      Books ?

    • @DeezNuts-tr3er
      @DeezNuts-tr3er 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      holy fucking shit I just entered Alt+Shift+X on my keyboard expecting some kind of magic to happen
      fuck me I am going to sleep

  • @zeitGGeist
    @zeitGGeist 2 ปีที่แล้ว +26

    “Just like in The Phantom Menace”
    I love the subtlety of this statement.

  • @alanyong
    @alanyong 5 ปีที่แล้ว +685

    Zombie ice dragon: Melts a hole in magical ice wall
    Also Zombie ice dragon: cannot burn Jon Snow because of a mound of mud and rubble

    • @Inoka01
      @Inoka01 5 ปีที่แล้ว +31

      tbf the wall is ice, which I would imagine has a lower melting point than rubble.

    • @MollyFC
      @MollyFC 5 ปีที่แล้ว +84

      Also he destroys the outer wall of Winterfell

    • @ИванСнежков-з9й
      @ИванСнежков-з9й 5 ปีที่แล้ว +36

      As "Alt Shift X" has pointed, the ice dragon got some holes in its neck so its fire breath is not as strong as it used to be. Still...

    • @marcgoncalis9802
      @marcgoncalis9802 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      John is a Targaryen. Fire is not very effective...

    • @vispian7688
      @vispian7688 5 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      @@marcgoncalis9802 john has been burnt before unlike danny

  • @preuensgloria8725
    @preuensgloria8725 5 ปีที่แล้ว +553

    "We had Arya kill the Night King because it was unexpected"
    This line made me so unbelievably mad. Ruing 8 Seasons of build-up for this is beyond insulting and shows me that the show runners have no respect for the story or audience.

    • @mightyORFEN
      @mightyORFEN 5 ปีที่แล้ว +59

      It wasnt why. In fact the real answer should piss you off more.
      They did it because they were forced to do "muh patriarchy" or "feminism"
      Look at the build up to this, they weakend all the men just to bring up the women.
      There was always room for both. We always had strong women. Look at Cersei. Dani, sansa, arya, mel, so many more.
      Yet that wasnt enough, they needed to show just how strong they were by revealing how weak and incompetent the "men are".
      They even spotlight onto Jon being the true heir to the throne, because hes a man.
      Shits weak. It sucks to face this but i rewatched season 8, ep 1,2,3 last night.
      Its all there.

    • @lovepoem7753
      @lovepoem7753 5 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      @@mightyORFEN Your right. Why?? I think Arya Stark will be the Pure Main Protagonist in Last Season. Because Melisandre say Brown Eyes - Walder Frey, Blue Eyes - Night King and Green Eyes - Cersei. Wait wtf?? How about somebody else would kill Cersei. Lol. Not Arya Again.

    • @AbsalonCF
      @AbsalonCF 5 ปีที่แล้ว +62

      @@mightyORFEN Oh please shut up.

    • @Kushufy
      @Kushufy 5 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      ​@@mightyORFEN GAMERS RISE UP!!! XDDD

    • @RadioTiberio
      @RadioTiberio 5 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      CasualFan thats not why lol GRRM told them it would be Arya. Ofc they did it differently than the books will but that’s likely the one thing they couldn’t change lol.

  • @Yrenne
    @Yrenne 5 ปีที่แล้ว +225

    Huge props for going into the flaws with the storytelling in this episode. I hate when people just blindly accept that things are supposed to make sense when they don't. You're the man, Alt Shift X.

    • @jernie9384
      @jernie9384 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      r/gameofthrones and, partly, r/freefolk in a Nutshell

    • @gingfreecss3467
      @gingfreecss3467 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Galaxy this bridge4 youtuber is annoyingly positive about this episode. Its obvious hes dishonest. Disgusting

    • @SirMordred524
      @SirMordred524 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Personally, I've just come to accept the glaring flaws of the show and enjoy it in a different way. I expect awful writing and dumb moments when watching a new episode, and I laugh at them when they happen. The show is too far gone and there are only three episodes left, so I'm just gonna ride out the rest of the shitstorm and have as much fun with it as I can.

    • @LosOjosTristes
      @LosOjosTristes 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@gingfreecss3467 Yeah I honestly respected a lot of his theories and the dedication he put into his videos. To see him disregard all that and immediately buy into the crap that was spewed in s8e3 was just disappointing.

    • @Akkadianvolcano
      @Akkadianvolcano 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@SirMordred524 Yeah seriously after S5 to 7 I wonder what people expected. The themes are still there and interesting but the logic went to shit a long time ago. Why are people still angry about the same things? Lmao

  • @Coalemos
    @Coalemos 5 ปีที่แล้ว +112

    I had no idea they would kill off the main plot. My expectations have been subverted!

  • @kmetzful
    @kmetzful 5 ปีที่แล้ว +305

    That's for laying out calmly what I have been screaming about for a week.

    • @seanlane812
      @seanlane812 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Lmao same

    • @Goken
      @Goken 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      thanks*

    • @chorizo2115
      @chorizo2115 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Same! But somehow no one around me gets my frustration!!!

    • @thaolinh92
      @thaolinh92 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      same, brother, same :(

    • @cen8797
      @cen8797 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Everyone I know had no problem with Episode 3 except me. They're all like "It was great, the best episode of GoT ever". I'm so glad there are others who share my frustration.

  • @honestinsincerity2270
    @honestinsincerity2270 5 ปีที่แล้ว +809

    Arya not only managed to kill a supernatural threat but she was able to kill any anticipation I previously held for Sunday nights. Those faceless men really are powerful.

    • @jon_ovo3653
      @jon_ovo3653 5 ปีที่แล้ว +65

      Honestly AV 2 I’m not even excited for tomorrow lmao it literally ate my soul the way that shit ended

    • @lastmexicano
      @lastmexicano 5 ปีที่แล้ว +59

      I’m expecting tomorrow to be another filler episode, that leads into another battle. Predicable

    • @jon_ovo3653
      @jon_ovo3653 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      lastmexicano facts

    • @GoToSleep1993
      @GoToSleep1993 5 ปีที่แล้ว +31

      Broooo i mean, whadya expect from a kickass assassin that was only trained for like 1 year dude, of course she's gonna be god tier

    • @legion160
      @legion160 5 ปีที่แล้ว +37

      @@GoToSleep1993 why even bother with the battle.... why not just send arya to kill the NK or Cersei, she can apparently appear out of thin air and teleport and shit -_-

  • @alkalinemk1588
    @alkalinemk1588 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1073

    They did the bare minimum with the storytelling for the sake of cinematics.

    • @highwind6325
      @highwind6325 5 ปีที่แล้ว +76

      Brian Harries I would have preferred shit cinematics for a satisfying story.

    • @bdfornies
      @bdfornies 5 ปีที่แล้ว +33

      Well directed cinematics would have been cool too tho
      Those dark, short takes were absolute shit

    • @BoldNBrash
      @BoldNBrash 5 ปีที่แล้ว +35

      It's a shame, because this episode had some amazing cinematography (when it wasn't too fucking dark) and that one amazing music piece near the end.

    • @Zach-sx8cm
      @Zach-sx8cm 5 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      "bare minimum" is what popped into my head when i thought about the details they gave about the walkers. FUCK I'm disappoint dude....

    • @spenserplakaris7282
      @spenserplakaris7282 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@Zach-sx8cm literally what more is to know of the walkers. they are simply human killing weapons

  • @sammytheman7327
    @sammytheman7327 5 ปีที่แล้ว +171

    I don"t feel excited for episode 5 and it makes me sad

    • @AH-be6bu
      @AH-be6bu 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      I felt this was about episode 6 last season. It's weird seeing so many people now going through the same transition to indifference.

    • @MrLennonLove
      @MrLennonLove 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Welp, you weren't wrong.

    • @tomjones6944
      @tomjones6944 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      I had a terrible feeling when they gave us Hodor's origin story, that it was going to be a rough downhill ride but damn I never imagined it could be so horrible. To imagine getting chills watching the theory video about Jojen telling them that when the end comes they'll know, while starring at his burning hand; heavily suggesting or foreshadowing Jamie would fulfill the prophecy; boy have times changed... If we needed further proof that we're living in the shittiest reality/dimension/timeline, perhaps.... Oh wait nah that's enough :D :D :D

    • @Minutemanly
      @Minutemanly 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      The writers kind of forgot that the dothraki were already ended

    • @Cissablack708
      @Cissablack708 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @An unimpressed Rooster I forgot to watch it too. I just.. didn't care anymore after this shit storm of an episode. I was so done with d&d, so done with all if their bullshit and how they literally just avoided doing any of the scenes that were ACTUALLY important and then just gave us senseless and stupid action scenes that were made even worse by the fact that their battle tactics in themselves were absolute shit to begin with. It was just one big steaming pile of rotten Frey pie diarrhea.

  • @overdramatic8206
    @overdramatic8206 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1011

    I really believed that you gonna just pretend that 8x03 never existed and go directly to 8x04.

    • @GingGo2
      @GingGo2 5 ปีที่แล้ว +30

      that would have been pretty fair

    • @jonathancohen8791
      @jonathancohen8791 5 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      What makes you think 8x04 will be any better?

    • @TheTrailerMasher
      @TheTrailerMasher 5 ปีที่แล้ว +65

      @@jonathancohen8791 would be difficult for it to be worse

    • @Asterius_101
      @Asterius_101 5 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Stop your whinging

    • @Radiance230
      @Radiance230 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Lol. I thought this honestly!!

  • @towel9646
    @towel9646 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1528

    I now realize I was team night king the whole time

    • @Thechezbailey
      @Thechezbailey 5 ปีที่แล้ว +37

      There's room on the Team Cersei bandwagon >:)

    • @karolina2cute4u
      @karolina2cute4u 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Lmao, so true

    • @peterversionone
      @peterversionone 5 ปีที่แล้ว +30

      I threw my team night king hoodie on the floor when I saw that bullshit ending

    • @karolina2cute4u
      @karolina2cute4u 5 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      I really wanted to see more of him. Wish they had escaped Winterfell and followed the NK south. They could’ve showed the Westerosi what’s up and then killed him.

    • @peterversionone
      @peterversionone 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Karolina Kay you could have had Cersei show up and save them at the last minute and the iron bank soldiers help cover their retreat. Or something

  • @darthcadman
    @darthcadman 5 ปีที่แล้ว +394

    Just because something is unexpected doesn't mean its a good idea. I never would've expected Varys to defeat the Night King but that doesn't mean him diving out of nowhere to decapitate an Ice Demon would've been good in any way.

    • @gavinfromyavin
      @gavinfromyavin 5 ปีที่แล้ว +50

      You just gave me such a hilarious image 😂 Varys flying in like Arya did, gritting his teeth with determination and cleaving the NK's head right off! 😂

    • @hristo118
      @hristo118 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Go fuck yourself. This episode is absolute trash.

    • @alexisogbemudia5458
      @alexisogbemudia5458 5 ปีที่แล้ว +35

      Sertoriuss which he just said tf

    • @macanaeh
      @macanaeh 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@hristo118 Yes, u 2 btw

    • @hinglemccringleberry1255
      @hinglemccringleberry1255 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      This would be actually better than the arya twist

  • @thuzie8687
    @thuzie8687 5 ปีที่แล้ว +90

    I wish Alt Shift was a writer on the show.

    • @LeftJoystick
      @LeftJoystick 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      It’s incredible how these shows seem to find the most unqualified writers/producers. It’s got to be on purpose.

  • @fargoflagrant7796
    @fargoflagrant7796 5 ปีที่แล้ว +750

    if arya is the embodiment of death, jon is the embodiment of plot armor

    • @colinsowka1459
      @colinsowka1459 5 ปีที่แล้ว +80

      Sam really gives him a run for his money though. Jon fights to survive, Sam can cry and repel the army of the dead piling up on top of him. If that's not plot armor, I don't know what is ahah.

    • @lucasphilm7484
      @lucasphilm7484 5 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      Normally I'd agree. But Jon wouldn't even be in the running for the award for most plot armor in this episode. Anyone on the ground that survived would be a far better candidate.

    • @LoneyMutuma
      @LoneyMutuma 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      What about Cersei?? she literally lost her whole army in the siege of high garden she has no allies out of gold mines but still comes up with ways to fool even the most clever people on the show.Even her little tricks got to have a limit.

    • @irfankhalil9225
      @irfankhalil9225 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Arya is also the embodiment of plot armour!!

    • @ag-bf3ty
      @ag-bf3ty 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Arya isn't the embodiment of Death imo. She is a blasphemer against Death. Her lust for vengeance will have consequences. Just as it did when she was training in the HoB&W, and Jaqen had to drink the poison to redress the balance for her crimes against their god. So I don't think her killing the Night King is the victory she thinks it is...

  • @WheresPoochie
    @WheresPoochie 5 ปีที่แล้ว +154

    You're an absolute gentleman, Alt Shift X. You don't just rant but you also don't dismiss the episode's serious issues.
    Thank you for being a sane voice in a crazy world.

    • @KineticSymphony
      @KineticSymphony 5 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      This episode deserves nothing but endless ranting.

    • @peterbabicki8252
      @peterbabicki8252 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@KineticSymphony Because there was nothing good about it?

    • @Arbeethur
      @Arbeethur 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      An island of sanity in a sea of madness.

    • @peterbabicki8252
      @peterbabicki8252 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@SuperiorGamerNathan Ranting isn't bad, nor is praising - unless that's all you do - then you're either a fanboy or a hater.

    • @RonasD94
      @RonasD94 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      the series deserves nothing but ranting since season 6 when the post Martin writers started this hole lame hero story kinda bullshit.

  • @chartabona
    @chartabona 5 ปีที่แล้ว +195

    Clearly this episode was just a warm-up for CleganeBowl.
    The Hound is Azor Ahai, and The Mountain is the true Night King.

    • @mxrio9769
      @mxrio9769 5 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      Azor Ahype

    • @l_will_be_great1326
      @l_will_be_great1326 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Yeah, Arya is gonna kill cersei, then jump 100m and kill the Mountain too

    • @yonatanreed7151
      @yonatanreed7151 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      best theory so far

  • @SiNiSTASMiRK
    @SiNiSTASMiRK 5 ปีที่แล้ว +162

    Come on shift. Can't you see that it's a metaphor for the wall?
    Build things up for 7 seasons, knock them down effortlessly to emphasize their pointlessness. Lol.

  • @washinours
    @washinours 5 ปีที่แล้ว +164

    I've been expecting this ASX episode for the whole week and oh. my. god.
    You can tell a man has lost his cool. There's a fire blazing under this icey tone and it only means one thing fellas ; we crossed a line.

    • @RickJacked
      @RickJacked 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      I think some people care a little bit too much about the way this show planned out. I love this dudes videos but I would bet that tons of people loved the episode and aren’t really too bothered by what arcs did or did not happen. It was a fun episode, it’s tv that’s why I watch it, if you want all this other stuff stick to books. TV is drama.

  • @RyanDB
    @RyanDB 5 ปีที่แล้ว +229

    I love the open contempt you clearly have for the decisions the show's writers made in this episode. Thanks for slogging through it with the rest of us, man

  • @RoderickMCox
    @RoderickMCox 5 ปีที่แล้ว +383

    It sure was unexpected to make 7 seasons of storyline redundant.

    • @114castillo
      @114castillo 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      SuBveRtInG EXpEctAtiONs! No seriously, the show runners have used this concept as an explanation for fanservice terrible writing. Red Wedding, Ned = that is subverting expectations, not awful writing, lack of coherency, and throwing in Arya to an arc that wasn't hers.

    • @bluejaysforever3627
      @bluejaysforever3627 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Thankfully they didnt Roderick

  • @klokotze1129
    @klokotze1129 5 ปีที่แล้ว +75

    Bran says in Episode 02 that he doesn't know if dragon fire can kill the NK. Even though he can see into the future ... Daenerys trying it in Episode 03 ...
    I guess he was actually more busy playing Raven Simulator than checking out the future for useful information.

    • @k995100
      @k995100 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      He can see past/present not the future.

    • @hristiyanhristov2480
      @hristiyanhristov2480 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@k995100 Necroing - he can see some parts of the future, but not necessarily make sense of them - like the dragon flying over King's Landing.