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  • 🇺🇬 GO TO SAILY.COM/BANK... AND USE CODE BANKRUPT TO GET AN EXCLUSIVE 15% OFF YOUR FIRST PURCHASE. AND THANK YOU TO SAILY FOR MAKING THIS TRIP POSSIBLE.
    🇺🇬 Part Two: Well I left the capital city of Kampala and headed south on a long journey across Uganda where I eventually found a bus station which doubled as a flashy watch market and also a place where locals introduce you to women to marry. Unfortunately nobody wanted. Join me...
    🇺🇬 Regarding raising money for the school. I will post about it on my Instagram @realbaldandbankrupt when Ben releases his video about the school next Monday. If anyone wants to throw $5 in it will be appreciated by those little shoeless future porridge drinkers.
    Check out ‪@BackpackerBen‬ for his version of events and what happened when I left him in the hotel.
    Instagram for all the behind the scenes photos and stories from trips is @realbaldandbankrupt

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  • @baldandbankrupt
    @baldandbankrupt  หลายเดือนก่อน +428

    GO TO SAILY.COM/BANKRUPT AND USE CODE BANKRUPT TO GET AN EXCLUSIVE 15% OFF YOUR FIRST PURCHASE. AND THANK YOU TO SAILY FOR MAKING THIS TRIP POSSIBLE.

    • @88Heartandsoul
      @88Heartandsoul หลายเดือนก่อน +268

      damn it was a good ad free run for the past 5 years :(

    • @griffonclaw
      @griffonclaw หลายเดือนก่อน +142

      It's about time you took a sponsorship. Good on you.

    • @cougar7476
      @cougar7476 หลายเดือนก่อน +19

      pls ride the idi amin bus

    • @scottmiller9975
      @scottmiller9975 หลายเดือนก่อน +62

      Or you could not go to saily and save 100%. Best deal ever.

    • @GiratinasRisingRenegades
      @GiratinasRisingRenegades หลายเดือนก่อน +6

      Good morning, Bald and Bankrupt. I just became the first member of another TH-cam channel that means so much to me. Good job on your visit in Africa out there and be careful.

  • @feofilakt9877
    @feofilakt9877 หลายเดือนก่อน +6669

    First ad in 5 years he must really be bankrupt...

    • @YESHIVA2919
      @YESHIVA2919 หลายเดือนก่อน +133

      No. Second... Who can remember which video had an AD in it last...

    • @marcuzhightechfreaks
      @marcuzhightechfreaks หลายเดือนก่อน +445

      well, he provided ad related directly to content he makes. I see nothing wrong with it, short straight to the point advertisment which can help travellers.

    • @amandadonegan2137
      @amandadonegan2137 หลายเดือนก่อน

      TH-cam is forcing ads on its users.

    • @hyruleansans473
      @hyruleansans473 หลายเดือนก่อน +234

      Ben's corrupted him lol

    • @i1-L22Belarus
      @i1-L22Belarus หลายเดือนก่อน +63

      It's good to see an easy to use esim. I'm often scrambling in the airport after landing to find a QR code to scan or a sim machine just to be able to get a taxi. I might try Saily next time and go prepared. I don't know how well it works but I'll give it a try.

  • @jcdenton8750
    @jcdenton8750 หลายเดือนก่อน +3138

    Uganda, the country that invented the question:
    "Why are you gay?"

    • @MatthewDeanCrabb
      @MatthewDeanCrabb หลายเดือนก่อน +65

      I loved that documentary so much... in my last job I played the whole interview to my staff. We were in stitches!

    • @robertpavey5615
      @robertpavey5615 หลายเดือนก่อน +81

      Bald needs to track down Pasta.

    • @Artzimos
      @Artzimos หลายเดือนก่อน +56

      Why not

    • @fiarandompenaltygeneratorm5044
      @fiarandompenaltygeneratorm5044 หลายเดือนก่อน +36

      @@MatthewDeanCrabb "my last job" 😆 I wonder why.

    • @zombiekilla9872
      @zombiekilla9872 หลายเดือนก่อน +7

      ​@@MatthewDeanCrabbcan you link it I'd like to watch

  • @MaitreSpader
    @MaitreSpader หลายเดือนก่อน +986

    People trolling Bald on some ad segment, ungraceful bunch really. He's been a legendary content maker for years and each and every one of you watched him FOR FREE all along. And guess what, it's still free FFS. Bald you're a legend, don't change a thing. Salutations from Switzerland

    • @msalexsoldier
      @msalexsoldier หลายเดือนก่อน +33

      Calm down

    • @mtb5778
      @mtb5778 หลายเดือนก่อน +12

      @@msalexsoldier yeah, people are just making light fun. this was a great episode.

    • @baconmumblesbaconcrunched181
      @baconmumblesbaconcrunched181 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      It will be okay.

    • @bwolvekamp
      @bwolvekamp หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      I totally agree.

    • @Andre-kc9di
      @Andre-kc9di หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      I watched the add 👍🏻

  • @toddburgess5056
    @toddburgess5056 หลายเดือนก่อน +157

    Cheers to Backpacker Ben and Kenneth for helping build a school for the children of Uganda ! 🎒🏫👨🏻‍🏫🇺🇬

    • @b.2221
      @b.2221 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      Why can’t they do anything for themselves?.

    • @toddburgess5056
      @toddburgess5056 หลายเดือนก่อน +17

      @@b.2221 did you build the school that you attended?

    • @b.2221
      @b.2221 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      @@toddburgess5056 No that is the point we do things for ourselves and if we didn’t we would be in the situation that these useless bozos are in. Anything else I can do for you oh and don’t phone me we will phone you not.

    • @toddburgess5056
      @toddburgess5056 หลายเดือนก่อน +12

      @@b.2221 what one person can build a bridge? What one person can build a school? Why are you so upset at the thought of these kind people offering their help? Is it hurting or costing you something? Or are you just generally an unhappy person?

    • @MrTeaTwoSugars
      @MrTeaTwoSugars หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@b.2221 Europe pilfered much of the wealth in Africa for decades, read some books

  • @unssh2580
    @unssh2580 หลายเดือนก่อน +794

    My grandma's favorite channel. She just had a stroke and has had a tough time recovering. Playing it today for her today and she kind of looks like she's responding. Thank you for your work, Mr. Bald.

    • @maureenalder8905
      @maureenalder8905 หลายเดือนก่อน +53

      God bless your Grandma..❤

    • @ColdBeer
      @ColdBeer หลายเดือนก่อน +24

      You are great grandson, I'm sure your grandma can hear Bald's voice and that will help her to recover.

    • @bonfacewachira3297
      @bonfacewachira3297 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      ​@@ColdBeer..the voice will make her recover n not drugs .. delusional

    • @Hrossey
      @Hrossey หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      Now bald is patching you both. That’s a sore one to take. It’s almost awkward!
      Echo echo ec…😉❤️
      Playing big man hope your granny’s making a full recovery. Tell her I said she better hurry up incase she misses Balds trip to the nudist beach next week 😉
      It’s called Shaven Haven

    • @baldandbankrupt
      @baldandbankrupt  หลายเดือนก่อน +349

      Wish her well from me and I hope she will make a strong recovery ❤And if she needs an eSim tell her to go to Saily and use the code...)

  • @NeonNoodleNexus
    @NeonNoodleNexus หลายเดือนก่อน +2448

    That sudden cut to the ad read had me thinking something bad had really happened

    • @scottmiller9975
      @scottmiller9975 หลายเดือนก่อน +48

      I've seen enough in video ads to know what was coming.

    • @Abrikos1984
      @Abrikos1984 หลายเดือนก่อน +126

      Yes, its bad. Bald doesn’t want to be bunkrupt any more.

    • @PatchedBandit
      @PatchedBandit หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@Abrikos1984 He's making BANK only from views alone. Nothing to worry Bald is set 😄

    • @Sniperboy5551
      @Sniperboy5551 หลายเดือนก่อน +105

      It gave me “getting thrown out of Russia” flashbacks

    • @slax4884
      @slax4884 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      It did, it was the ad! Haha

  • @KonceptsAStation
    @KonceptsAStation 29 วันที่ผ่านมา +120

    As a Ugandan , I was laughing the entire video....the way you interact with the locals is really interesting. My compatriots did the video justice. pure content .

    • @jayred2908
      @jayred2908 28 วันที่ผ่านมา

      Dudes so racist its engrained in him now

    • @heya_ger
      @heya_ger 22 วันที่ผ่านมา +6

      Are Ugandans generally that good humoured? It really looks like such a great place.

    • @Pineapplesthattalk
      @Pineapplesthattalk 3 วันที่ผ่านมา

      @@jayred2908how so?

    • @jayred2908
      @jayred2908 3 วันที่ผ่านมา

      @@Pineapplesthattalk I don't talk to pineapples.

  • @TheBub26
    @TheBub26 หลายเดือนก่อน +59

    mr bald makes a living by going on vacations all over the world. he is the ultimate free man

  • @jamescroft1522
    @jamescroft1522 หลายเดือนก่อน +629

    Got to say, Bens cheap room was cleaner than most premier inn rooms. Actually, every bar or home was lovely and clean. I know there's a camera, but what a great advert for Uganda, the people seamed friendly and polite.

    • @Tb61035
      @Tb61035 หลายเดือนก่อน +15

      You are surprised that you can find a nicer hotel in Uganda than the cheapest level of hotel in the UK?

    • @someoneinthecrowd4313
      @someoneinthecrowd4313 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@Tb61035 This was the cheapest hotel around down there though.

    • @jamescroft1522
      @jamescroft1522 หลายเดือนก่อน +24

      @Tb61035 no, just stating a fact.

    • @Heff-Curry
      @Heff-Curry หลายเดือนก่อน

      ​@@Tb61035 that was the cheapest room in Uganda they could find is what he was saying, and it really wasn't bad

    • @kaw420TSVR
      @kaw420TSVR หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      complete nonsense

  • @Wingspan_5
    @Wingspan_5 หลายเดือนก่อน +658

    First time I’ve seen Backpacker Ben genuinely look like he loves a place you are traveling.

    • @teggyegg
      @teggyegg หลายเดือนก่อน +6

      Can't fault it.

    • @abdiaden9209
      @abdiaden9209 หลายเดือนก่อน +18

      Westerners have a bad picture about Africa and Arab world but i'll tell you this, we're kind and friendly people, we have the best hospitality but the media will never show you that

  • @maxerd
    @maxerd หลายเดือนก่อน +148

    Uganda seems surprisingly warm and hospitable. This can be found all over Africa, but it really seems Uganda has the most consistently friendly locals.

    • @MatthewDeanCrabb
      @MatthewDeanCrabb หลายเดือนก่อน +17

      I found the same in Malawi, though also there's the element that they see you as a white guy as also having money = maybe they can get something. But yes, Africans are friendly. Bit different in South Africa, where there is a lot of anger and hatred, also a lot of using people and selfishness, but I find people generally get along until the government and media stoke up flames.

    • @Southlondonrider92
      @Southlondonrider92 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      Yh everyone seemed friendly without any other motives like other places

    • @allstopblue5717
      @allstopblue5717 หลายเดือนก่อน +18

      African countries without current wars are very happy people. When the wars start, things change quickly

    • @user-cx5ok5oh6d
      @user-cx5ok5oh6d หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      we are a happy lot Even when the going is tough

    • @user-yp7yg2lj8j
      @user-yp7yg2lj8j 27 วันที่ผ่านมา +2

      For sure Uganda comes first when it comes to welcoming

  • @re-upteam3035
    @re-upteam3035 หลายเดือนก่อน +25

    😂😂 28:22 Lady - “I don’t know English, but…I want 1,000….”
    Bald - “I want 1,000 too…” TOOO FUNNY 😂😂

  • @heyahhhnold
    @heyahhhnold หลายเดือนก่อน +1669

    "I have a wife in England"
    -The REAL Ugandan prince

    • @Bun-Bunz
      @Bun-Bunz หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      Boss

    • @The_Gallowglass
      @The_Gallowglass หลายเดือนก่อน +15

      Is he the one scamming women in the west? lol

    • @999yemy
      @999yemy หลายเดือนก่อน

      He’s clearly using that woman’s married to for financial gain. A lot of Africans do that when they visit other countries.

    • @Hawky2947
      @Hawky2947 หลายเดือนก่อน +6

      The wife in England: "Where did I lose my passport??"

    • @roteroktober722
      @roteroktober722 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      Oh, really? Which city? Ehhhh... :-D

  • @gagamba9198
    @gagamba9198 หลายเดือนก่อน +1539

    Rest easy, Backbacker Ben. Heathrow remains the capital of England.

    • @HoneyKrisp69
      @HoneyKrisp69 หลายเดือนก่อน +32

      Gatwick

    • @cryptotharg7400
      @cryptotharg7400 หลายเดือนก่อน +31

      @@HoneyKrisp69 No way! Luton.

    • @L17_8
      @L17_8 หลายเดือนก่อน +22

      Jesus loves you with all His heart ❤️

    • @mishaa7263
      @mishaa7263 หลายเดือนก่อน +10

      welcome to Luton

    • @pieterkoster6808
      @pieterkoster6808 หลายเดือนก่อน +12

      To be fair Entebbe used to be the capital

  • @bodhiutthan9507
    @bodhiutthan9507 หลายเดือนก่อน +24

    This is one of the most heart warming, jovial and joyful episodes I've ever seen on your channel. Thank you Mr. Bald. And Thank you Backpacker Ben.

  • @turinturambar3592
    @turinturambar3592 หลายเดือนก่อน +42

    Every time I feel anxious or I can't sleep I grab my phone and find Bald and Bankrupt from TH-cam. I forget anxiousness and get a grasp of another world and thinking. Thank you Bald And Bankrupt for your videos. I've watched your videos at least 5 years if I remember correctly. Your style of making travel videos is the best!!! Every best for you from Finland!

  • @JarradWills
    @JarradWills หลายเดือนก่อน +174

    Fair play to backpacker Ben raising money for them classrooms pure class

    • @maureenalder8905
      @maureenalder8905 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      Agree 👍😊

    • @nb6784
      @nb6784 หลายเดือนก่อน +10

      I can’t find the link to donate? Anyone help please 🙏🏾 🇬🇧👊🏾

    • @NiklazSchwarzschild
      @NiklazSchwarzschild หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@nb6784check his channel, maybe you can find that link

    • @SlavicPrideOfficial
      @SlavicPrideOfficial 7 วันที่ผ่านมา

      Bottemless pit more like

  • @DadgeCity
    @DadgeCity หลายเดือนก่อน +353

    I just googled the school and in 2017 it had the worst academic results in the whole country! So well done to Ben for helping to transform it.

    • @sueyoung2115
      @sueyoung2115 หลายเดือนก่อน +18

      Need teachers, too

    • @someoneinthecrowd4313
      @someoneinthecrowd4313 หลายเดือนก่อน +24

      @@sueyoung2115 Well they did meet a math teacher in that bus. The connections are there

    • @RawAdrenalin3
      @RawAdrenalin3 หลายเดือนก่อน +18

      Where is the donation link for it?

    • @sarahwoods1369
      @sarahwoods1369 หลายเดือนก่อน

      ⁠​⁠@@RawAdrenalin3my thoughts exactly…. And £5.5k is nothing in the scale or things….£500? 🥸

    • @barnabyjonesdangerdog758
      @barnabyjonesdangerdog758 หลายเดือนก่อน +7

      @@RawAdrenalin3Good question. I don’t see it on Backpacker Ben’s channel, either.

  • @francoishaesler6194
    @francoishaesler6194 หลายเดือนก่อน +32

    Thanks B&B for helping the school project! I threw in $20 to help them! Good job promoting education!

  • @natureheals5240
    @natureheals5240 หลายเดือนก่อน +25

    Can we acknowledge how kind and welcoming the locals are? ❤
    The little children at the end, precious😊

    • @converse201996
      @converse201996 9 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

      The poor always have more to give

  • @salty1891
    @salty1891 หลายเดือนก่อน +125

    Ben’s excitement when Bald came back was so sincere and funny!

    • @genesankin
      @genesankin หลายเดือนก่อน +12

      I thought Bald would be walking in on him getting it on with a hot local girl😂

  • @wafflegirl1863
    @wafflegirl1863 หลายเดือนก่อน +151

    The reason he looked confused at 13:13 is because "Rolex" is a very common street food in Uganda. I know this because I spent three months in a small village in Uganda with a non profit last year :-). Great video, miss it a lot! People are hustlers for sure

    • @kwithu
      @kwithu 25 วันที่ผ่านมา +2

      Rolled eggs... then play with words

    • @wafflegirl1863
      @wafflegirl1863 24 วันที่ผ่านมา +4

      @@kwithu I did not realize "Rolex" was "rolled eggs". Cool play on words! Love UG

    • @twistkanyike
      @twistkanyike 19 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา

      @@wafflegirl1863 Yeah, roled fried eggs with Chapati. A very common street food here in Uganda. 😊

  • @user-pv6in3zl8d
    @user-pv6in3zl8d หลายเดือนก่อน +10

    The way he started dancing with the children broke my heart. God bless

  • @shady2128
    @shady2128 หลายเดือนก่อน +11

    Hallo Sir, I'm form Sudan and i live in Amsterdam sinds 1996. Big fan bro and by the way you have got such an amazing way to talk to people man. God bless you and keep up the good work.

  • @stevendee6800
    @stevendee6800 หลายเดือนก่อน +532

    Stands in front on STD warning sign, declares Ben is in hospital with his little problem 😂😂😂😂

    • @Evy-1988
      @Evy-1988 หลายเดือนก่อน +61

      yetBald suspiciously complained about his arse a lot

    • @yeahboyiiiii222
      @yeahboyiiiii222 หลายเดือนก่อน +11

      @@Evy-1988 I was gonna argue with you but then I realised I get them from hard work and heavy lifting.... Dont think he does much of that

    • @jerrymarcum9981
      @jerrymarcum9981 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

      Another great video. He brings out the best in people.

    • @Bun-Bunz
      @Bun-Bunz หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      Crazy statement.....

    • @MrHouserobot
      @MrHouserobot หลายเดือนก่อน +8

      Honestly, sitting for hours is another way to have those problems.

  • @garydavis8213
    @garydavis8213 หลายเดือนก่อน +57

    Beautiful people, beautiful children. Congrats to Backpacker Ben for his involvement in helping fund the school rooms, and also to you, Ben.

  • @GazzDeee
    @GazzDeee 28 วันที่ผ่านมา +5

    Soooo many funny moments to shout out in this episode! But that ending learning about Ben helping the school was very wholesome! Brilliant!

  • @peterrobbins2862
    @peterrobbins2862 หลายเดือนก่อน +8

    Im very impressed with the cleanliness in uganda and the way the buildings aren't decrepit like in so many of the other countries you visit best of for the new classroom

  • @darrena2625
    @darrena2625 หลายเดือนก่อน +907

    Mzungu, also known as muzungu, mlungu, musungu or musongo, is a Bantu word that means "wanderer" originally pertaining to spirits. The term is currently used in predominantly Swahili speaking nations to refer to foreign people dating back to 18th century.

    • @masztaarc
      @masztaarc หลายเดือนก่อน +105

      Is it because we look like ghosts?

    • @listpost
      @listpost หลายเดือนก่อน +10

      I thought it meant red face

    • @donlaurent
      @donlaurent หลายเดือนก่อน +18

      I thought it meant ghost or white people🤣

    • @RockinDave1
      @RockinDave1 หลายเดือนก่อน +9

      At least it's better than "zero-zero" lol

    • @Sniperboy5551
      @Sniperboy5551 หลายเดือนก่อน +24

      @masztaarc There’s a viral video of some little rural, tribal kid crying when he sees his first white person, so yes 😂

  • @matteoj226
    @matteoj226 หลายเดือนก่อน +141

    Some places give off a good vibe, some bad. Uganda gives off a lovely, warm vibe!

    • @Southlondonrider92
      @Southlondonrider92 หลายเดือนก่อน +7

      Yh I don't sense any uneasy behaviour from anyone he met.

  • @sr6633
    @sr6633 26 วันที่ผ่านมา +6

    That was amazing to hear of backpacker Ben and the school..such a fantastic thing to do mate..then Bald pledged as well..this is turning out to be the best yet.

  • @Marisolita_95
    @Marisolita_95 หลายเดือนก่อน +14

    I just became a mother to two children, I gave birth to twins! What's the best way to kill time after you've put your babies to sleep? Of course, to watch Ben's adventures in Africa, where he was never supposed to travel again, as he said in the previous video. But he gets along well with people in Uganda with his great sense of humor. My babies are sleeping so now it's my time to watch this video before a new one will be released (hope the nxt video is really coming up, it is, isn't it?) Greetings from Las Palmas de Gran Canaria ❤ 🌴🌞

  • @ghost-rv9vy
    @ghost-rv9vy หลายเดือนก่อน +357

    The earnest "Yippie!" from Ben at having been relieved of his debt and welcomed to join Bald in a proper hotel was next level. His genuine relief was palpable.

    • @AndreiBerezin
      @AndreiBerezin หลายเดือนก่อน

      Time stamp?

    • @kingswamii7861
      @kingswamii7861 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      @@AndreiBerezin 24:28

    • @Babushka_82
      @Babushka_82 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

      you know for the first time i seen ben accepting it was odd, but later i realize that him knowing the next day he will meet these children and the school made sense.. like fr first time seen ben not arguing about it!!!

    • @drsquid8124
      @drsquid8124 29 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

      I wish we could have seen that hotel. The entrance made it look like a nice resort!

  • @hallojespreektmetlisa
    @hallojespreektmetlisa หลายเดือนก่อน +202

    The Whatsapp cologne took me out. HAHAHAHA what in the world!

    • @Roy_1
      @Roy_1 หลายเดือนก่อน +7

      Looked a little like hand sanitizer, it was probably free merch from Facebook

    • @dogchaser520
      @dogchaser520 หลายเดือนก่อน +17

      They were asking 25000 for it, or about $7. He paid about $5 for the watch. Haggling over and complaining about minuscule prices in less developed countries is the sign of a seasoned traveler.

    • @pure_awareness
      @pure_awareness หลายเดือนก่อน +12

      I want some WhatsApp cologne now.

    • @letabaron.e7042
      @letabaron.e7042 16 วันที่ผ่านมา

      @@dogchaser520no he actually paid 5000UGX which is about 1.3dollars😅😅😅 haggling is a must survival skill in Uganda. Otherwise you’ll be fleeced even by a kid

  • @abdiaden9209
    @abdiaden9209 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

    I don't know why we hate British people, they're such lovable people, look at these two guys and the way they respect the culture of Uganda, they're contributing to the community, helping the local and just having fan, they're welcome to my country always ❤💛💚

    • @Wizardceo988
      @Wizardceo988 27 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

      Wait, we hate the British?

    • @abdiaden9209
      @abdiaden9209 27 วันที่ผ่านมา

      @@Wizardceo988 yes we do, why would you love them while their ancestors were the ones who colonized us?

  • @User_Ex
    @User_Ex หลายเดือนก่อน +4

    It's fascinating that as a Belarusian watching Balds videos for years I've been in uganda a couple of weeks ago probably at the same time as he is

  • @SpicyRikers
    @SpicyRikers หลายเดือนก่อน +369

    I think the guy going to get his Jug of Drugs may have had just a tiny translation issue 😆

    • @liquidsnow1
      @liquidsnow1 หลายเดือนก่อน +28

      It was hilarious 😂😂🤣🤣😂😂

    • @espadek
      @espadek หลายเดือนก่อน +16

      Ahahaha, of course 😅😅😅
      He had no idea what he just said!

    • @HarukiYamamoto
      @HarukiYamamoto หลายเดือนก่อน +67

      He was going to collect herbal medicine. That's what he meant when he said drugs.

    • @eriklarson9137
      @eriklarson9137 หลายเดือนก่อน +10

      @@HarukiYamamoto He was going to collect a urine sample from a goat. That's what he meant when he said drugs.

    • @PullsPressesCarries
      @PullsPressesCarries หลายเดือนก่อน +37

      He was going to buy fentanyl. That's what he meant when he said drugs.

  • @MyPrince-hp3dm
    @MyPrince-hp3dm หลายเดือนก่อน +145

    You're a caring friend,Bald .You've ordered a girl for Ben. We all deserve a friend like you.

    • @yaboydolphin
      @yaboydolphin 28 วันที่ผ่านมา +2

      Ben is still a virgin loool

    • @Kelthor85
      @Kelthor85 24 วันที่ผ่านมา +4

      Poor Ben. Reminds me of Dr Wilson in House MD.

  • @agabaphilbert113
    @agabaphilbert113 หลายเดือนก่อน +7

    Great to see these guys in my homeland. Been following their TH-cam videos in UK , Europe & Asia as Whole.

  • @tmachulka
    @tmachulka หลายเดือนก่อน +7

    Such warm-hearted people in Uganda, amazing!

  • @pakdolan
    @pakdolan หลายเดือนก่อน +166

    Seeing Backpacker Ben dancing with the children fills my heart to the brim. Kudos to both of you for the philanthropic work.

  • @KingDennisJensen
    @KingDennisJensen หลายเดือนก่อน +66

    Say what you want about Africa or Uganda but the people seem joyful and genuinely happy, for the most part. I can't help but notice the smiling people all over the cities and villages that are trying to sell their product and just the whole interactions, especially the women.

    • @MatthewDeanCrabb
      @MatthewDeanCrabb หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      Malawi was like that too. Lovely people.

    • @kmc7876
      @kmc7876 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Yes yes and yes,its beautiful​@MatthewDeanCrabb

    • @Micha_mg
      @Micha_mg หลายเดือนก่อน +7

      Somebody said they live in the present so they dont worry about tomorrow or consequences very much. Interesting.

    • @magnusgranskau7487
      @magnusgranskau7487 หลายเดือนก่อน

      did you not see the ticket seller on the bus?

    • @fernmoss-456
      @fernmoss-456 หลายเดือนก่อน

      I love African people. They are genuinely happy with nothing. Beautiful to see.

  • @calvingarrett3245
    @calvingarrett3245 หลายเดือนก่อน +6

    That was nice of your friend helping to build a school that's awesome God bless you both stay safe on your travels

  • @dodo-tw8ny
    @dodo-tw8ny 16 วันที่ผ่านมา +3

    I've been following bald and bankrupt for sometime now. I'm happy that he's finally made it to my country to Uganda. Hope you had a nice time here.

  • @romanjoe2112
    @romanjoe2112 หลายเดือนก่อน +108

    One of the best travel TH-camrs ever! Superior in kindness and actual travel!

    • @maureenalder8905
      @maureenalder8905 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      Agree 👍😊

    • @archlich4489
      @archlich4489 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      I worry about his safety sometimes

  • @ariaprilambang289
    @ariaprilambang289 หลายเดือนก่อน +170

    A man with Patek Philippe on his wrist never leaves his friend in a brothel. What a true gentleman.

    • @MatthewDeanCrabb
      @MatthewDeanCrabb หลายเดือนก่อน +6

      When I first visited South Africa in 2000 from Holland (now I live here) almost everything had a Nike swoosh on it... knock-off, obviously.

    • @brownwarrior6867
      @brownwarrior6867 หลายเดือนก่อน +12

      @@MatthewDeanCrabbHow very dare you cast such an awful aspersion on that salesman.
      It was clearly a legitimate sale direct from manufacture to customer.

    • @littlejohnuk
      @littlejohnuk หลายเดือนก่อน +6

      @@brownwarrior6867 I'm surprised he didn't have genuine rolexes. Where else do you buy them cheaply than from a total stranger at a bus station in Uganda?

    • @brownwarrior6867
      @brownwarrior6867 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      @@littlejohnuk Rolex is probably classed as tat by a guy so well heeled as him.

    • @winterskye0
      @winterskye0 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      @@MatthewDeanCrabb Yes that is like the Alligator logo for Lacoste in North Africa, especially in Algeria.

  • @mujunifred4757
    @mujunifred4757 16 วันที่ผ่านมา +6

    I'm Ugandan thank you for showing Uganda to outside the world, we are hospitable people on the African continent ❤

  • @Sisterlisk
    @Sisterlisk 26 วันที่ผ่านมา +2

    I like the "conversations" that consist of Bald saying one thing and the listener repeating it, never gets old

  • @Henotlegend
    @Henotlegend หลายเดือนก่อน +124

    Just started liking Backpacker Ben even more after hearing about those classrooms, legend.

    • @maureenalder8905
      @maureenalder8905 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

      Yeah nice one Ben ❤

    • @wesrobinson3500
      @wesrobinson3500 หลายเดือนก่อน +10

      I don't know why people think Backpacker Ben is a flop, he's a legend

    • @reanukeeves2k77
      @reanukeeves2k77 หลายเดือนก่อน +8

      @@wesrobinson3500 he’s just not as strong personality wise as Bald. He has that sidekick energy when they’re together

    • @Henotlegend
      @Henotlegend หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      @@wesrobinson3500 I really enjoy how he's been in more videos recently. He adds humor and a different perspective from Bald's. I just love watching these two interact 😂

    • @ProcessedDigitally
      @ProcessedDigitally 21 วันที่ผ่านมา

      @@reanukeeves2k77 he is a great sidekick for sure

  • @alq2868
    @alq2868 หลายเดือนก่อน +38

    Are you kidding? The channel gets more amazing with each new clip. BP Ben building schools in Africa? What next Bald? Simply the best brother.

  • @bogdanmirzakabilov
    @bogdanmirzakabilov หลายเดือนก่อน +4

    I felt happy looking at how happy they look. Thanks for the outstanding episode!

  • @BullsDeepHook
    @BullsDeepHook 8 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

    Anyone else would like to see Ben go full Indiana Jones and visit megalithic sites around the world?
    "Hello everyone. Today we are inside the great pyramid of Giza, looking for a long lost soviet mosaic."

  • @meisterkroko
    @meisterkroko หลายเดือนก่อน +219

    The video description with "If anyone wants to throw $5 in it will be appreciated by those little shoeless future porridge drinkers." is wild 😂

    • @mikemike5973
      @mikemike5973 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

      Yeah a but strong saying that

    • @privacyrules
      @privacyrules หลายเดือนก่อน +59

      A lack of political correctness is refreshing in this day and age.

    • @meisterkroko
      @meisterkroko หลายเดือนก่อน +4

      @@privacyrules people getting too butthurt too fast today. Triggers everywhere for some 😂

    • @edencooper2992
      @edencooper2992 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      It's brilliant 👏

    • @chrisomalley7502
      @chrisomalley7502 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      Came looking for this comment 🤣.

  • @nikkisantos46
    @nikkisantos46 หลายเดือนก่อน +79

    Let’s donate for these kids classrooms. Hopefully these kids will have a better future 🎉

    • @M.R.T.V.Videos
      @M.R.T.V.Videos หลายเดือนก่อน +25

      They wont 😂. It will go in some peoples pocket as always for the last years and years and years 😂

    • @eriklarson9137
      @eriklarson9137 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      You first. Lead by example.

    • @sealboy1211
      @sealboy1211 หลายเดือนก่อน +6

      They do not operate like that, ask anyone who lives in a village what happens when they receive unexpected resources. It just disappears to meet the immediate needs of neighbors and families. Same with foreign investments.

    • @JW20236
      @JW20236 หลายเดือนก่อน +7

      Naivety on a grand scale. Money disappears in these countries before it's even counted.

    • @definitelynotatroll246
      @definitelynotatroll246 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      Bald put up no links lol talking💩

  • @toddburgess5056
    @toddburgess5056 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    LMAO @ 7:49 When Bald asks the motorbike taxi what the plastic jug attached to his bike is for and the man responded "Drugs"
    "Do you take drugs, OK, good luck, Sir ! Wow, he's off to get his drugs. Any good ones?!? "
    😆😆😆😆😆😆😆

  • @hawaiingecko
    @hawaiingecko 9 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

    This video had some of the best banter with locals out of all your videos I've seen! Hilarious, especially the WhatsApp cologne 😂

  • @Thatguyjack758
    @Thatguyjack758 หลายเดือนก่อน +35

    Glad to see he’s still vlogging in his 50s. Keep ‘em coming Bald.

  • @mashalongclark3413
    @mashalongclark3413 หลายเดือนก่อน +30

    This was the most entertaining episode in a while. People in Uganda are so friendly and fun. Looks like a great experience !

    • @256Kaku
      @256Kaku 19 วันที่ผ่านมา

      Please come visit Uganda, I'll take you around sight seeing😊

  • @wanderingnomad1
    @wanderingnomad1 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

    Only bald bhai has the courage to take us on tour through some of the most dangerous places through the world. Jai Bhole Ki!

  • @godiskungen27
    @godiskungen27 14 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

    I have nothing against ads if it can help mr bald be less bankrupt and travel more and long😂❤

  • @user-vm7di9ec1s
    @user-vm7di9ec1s หลายเดือนก่อน +128

    Oh my beautiful country ❤ 🇺🇬 Bald and Bankrupt thank you for visiting us

    • @someoneinthecrowd4313
      @someoneinthecrowd4313 หลายเดือนก่อน +6

      Nice country. More muzungus should see your beautiful country!

    • @pure_awareness
      @pure_awareness หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      Where are you in Uganda 🇺🇬

  • @missmerrily4830
    @missmerrily4830 หลายเดือนก่อน +87

    Respect Backpacker Ben! You honoured the bet, but that's minor compared to the great work you did for the school. And both of you.... fantastic content.

  • @thatwasantique6708
    @thatwasantique6708 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

    Whatsapp perfume 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 costs more than rolex watch.
    Welcome to Uganda bro🤣🤣🤣

  • @DavidPT40
    @DavidPT40 28 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

    "I've left Ben at hospital for the little problem he has" Points at Syphilis on sign and knocks on it a few time. HAHAHAHA Really made me laugh.

  • @deanclinton338
    @deanclinton338 หลายเดือนก่อน +115

    It was a surprise to see you go back to save Backpacker Ben. Honestly thought you were gonna leave him there

    • @Blackadder75
      @Blackadder75 หลายเดือนก่อน +6

      There were like 10 hotels in that street, including some better ones, so Backpacker Ben would just move across the street if Bald would bail.. At least that is what I would have done (after paying for the room of course)

    • @BlackJesus8463
      @BlackJesus8463 หลายเดือนก่อน +11

      The room wasnt even that bad TBH but that first big one for $13 a night was nice especially the huge bathroom.

    • @czlowiekiphone5856
      @czlowiekiphone5856 หลายเดือนก่อน +11

      @@BlackJesus8463 i think the issue isn't the standard of the room but rather safety

  • @Acompany-kb4wd
    @Acompany-kb4wd หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    Hands down one of your best adventures too date, The islands natives loved Ben so much they did a dance for him😂

  • @user-ki6hf8zi9g
    @user-ki6hf8zi9g 14 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

    תודה לך על כל פרק שאתה מצלם ! אני לא מפספס אף ערב בלי לראות את הערוץ שלך ❤❤❤

  • @MicrowavedFurby
    @MicrowavedFurby หลายเดือนก่อน +95

    28:18 "I want one thousand too" 😂😂😂

    • @drumstick74
      @drumstick74 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

      Noone can disarm a beggar like Bald. 😂

    • @AbuSayed-ym1yi
      @AbuSayed-ym1yi หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      You can tell he’s come across thousands of beggars 😂

    • @AnnikaNiyoyita
      @AnnikaNiyoyita 11 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

      😅😅😅😅😂😂😂😂😂😂❤

  • @mckenleychappell9333
    @mckenleychappell9333 หลายเดือนก่อน +40

    Honestly, your videos have always been hilarious, entertaining, and informative. They bring a perspective of the world that is needed, and you have balls of steel. You literally lower tensions and bring peace wherever you go. Keep going, you're doin the lords work!

  • @karstenwinkler6923
    @karstenwinkler6923 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

    I really love these new travel stories from Africa. Please more of that kind!

  • @oransoi
    @oransoi 29 วันที่ผ่านมา +5

    Wow, this video totally changed my perspective on Uganda! 🇺🇬 I'm honestly embarrassed about my previous assumptions. These people are so incredibly kind and welcoming, despite facing tough conditions.

  • @deandjakovic54
    @deandjakovic54 หลายเดือนก่อน +41

    That's awesome that Backpacker Ben helped to build that school. What a guy

  • @Dukebasketball8
    @Dukebasketball8 หลายเดือนก่อน +96

    “Ladies and gentlemen, this is for Uganda.” 😂😂

    • @stuartb3609
      @stuartb3609 หลายเดือนก่อน +7

      05:48 ….”Hello Sir….madam’. 😂

    • @plastic1846
      @plastic1846 หลายเดือนก่อน

      11:36 you can see it, really funnny 🤣🤣

    • @musatales301
      @musatales301 หลายเดือนก่อน

      ultimate fail😂

  • @normalpsychology
    @normalpsychology 28 วันที่ผ่านมา +2

    29:49 This is my favorite part. "What is porrage?" "It is porrage." lol

  • @kassyrife8350
    @kassyrife8350 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

    Hahaha Kampala is the capital Entebbe is literally just the airport pretty much! You are in my favorite place in Africa! I love Uganda! Best people on earth ❤

  • @Grolliiitjk
    @Grolliiitjk หลายเดือนก่อน +56

    They don't have much, but the people are so happy; they bring so many positive vibes. In my country (Sweden), people never smile or talk to strangers. I love uganda people. ❤ God bless you guys!

    • @ukyo6195
      @ukyo6195 หลายเดือนก่อน

      They are all drunk

    • @definitelynotatroll246
      @definitelynotatroll246 หลายเดือนก่อน +15

      I had a Swedish friend once, he was odd, would just walk off without saying goodby to anyone lol

    • @Grolliiitjk
      @Grolliiitjk หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      @@definitelynotatroll246 🤣🤣🤣

    • @Arcticgong
      @Arcticgong หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      @@definitelynotatroll246
      The reason is for this behaviour is not to draw to much attention while others are busy enjoying and having fun, I’ve been told.

    • @tonyclough9844
      @tonyclough9844 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      They used to smile in Sweden before all the Immigrants came.

  • @mrrollfist
    @mrrollfist หลายเดือนก่อน +22

    In that village, happiness seems to bloom everywhere. Despite the lack of even a proper road, smiles are abundant. It's a stark contrast to the concrete jungle I call home, where many seem to trudge through life. Of course, not everyone here is the same, but the difference is striking.

    • @ibizawavey8630
      @ibizawavey8630 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      same brother, here in toronto area, everyone is angry but they have everything material known to mankind. You ask them, and they'll tell you toronto is the worst city on earth and as you said, i grew up in these types of areas and everyone was happy. It's almost like capitalism doesn't = human happiness.. hmmm

  • @siryogi1563
    @siryogi1563 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

    Hands down one of the best TH-cam channels out here right now

    • @bbuggediffy
      @bbuggediffy 29 วันที่ผ่านมา

      No not now. Always

  • @therealforestelf
    @therealforestelf หลายเดือนก่อน +8

    Ugandans just have a cool sense of humor and they are absolutely fire for this

  •  หลายเดือนก่อน +43

    The deleted scene at the end was amazing. The cake-faced lady just going: "Surrrpriiiiiise!" fucking A+ timing running into that one.

  • @jo3munro3
    @jo3munro3 หลายเดือนก่อน +131

    “HE’S SITTING ON MY FORESKIN” 😂😂😂😂

    • @richhoops2413
      @richhoops2413 หลายเดือนก่อน +17

      "It's free again" lol

    • @llamedosr7843
      @llamedosr7843 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      That's going to make me spontaneously laugh for days

    • @cdbig9er
      @cdbig9er หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      Eww.....lol

    • @victorsamsung2921
      @victorsamsung2921 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      At what timestamp did it happen? I missed it apparently.

    • @aqib360
      @aqib360 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      lmfao

  • @DailyDamage
    @DailyDamage หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    Must say, Uganda looked really nice… let’s just say you’ve wetted my appetite to visit it.
    By the way… never seen Ben so relieved and happy to see you return and rescue him from the cheapest, but by far the worst hotel, I’ve ever seen.
    Great job with building the school classrooms. Looking forward to the info on how to help and support the project 😊

  • @agentg11
    @agentg11 22 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

    One of the best episodes yet.
    Thank u B&B for helping that school.

  • @placidpaddler
    @placidpaddler หลายเดือนก่อน +37

    You’ve retraced the exact path I took 16 years ago. This brings back such fond memories. I am so happy to see the Ugandan citizens are still just as welcoming and friendly to Mzungus. Cheers!

  • @DMSparky
    @DMSparky หลายเดือนก่อน +33

    I once travelled Uganda in my youth and I still think it’s the most beautiful country I have ever seen in my life and I’ve had the opportunity to visit all over the world. I would really love to go back one day.

    • @1salveregalo
      @1salveregalo หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      beautiful cmon bro be real

    • @greatwhiteswag
      @greatwhiteswag หลายเดือนก่อน

      Which parts were the most beautiful?

    • @sabri1913
      @sabri1913 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@1salveregalo beauty is in the eyes of the beholder. I doubt you’ve been there by the hate in your comment

  • @bainacstudios
    @bainacstudios หลายเดือนก่อน +5

    I am watching from Uganda and I stay near the PALACE HOTEL in Mbarara where you spent the night, I was so happy watching this and I always enjoy your videos, Mostly those of my beautiful country Uganda.
    And you later proceed to my ancestral land Kabale... I hope you've seen how we have so much love in Uganda

    • @neilwhitaker6284
      @neilwhitaker6284 24 วันที่ผ่านมา

      Are the people usually as nice as in this video? Even in the areas that seemed poor it seemed safe. Most of the people seemed happy and joyful, it made me want to visit!

    • @256Kaku
      @256Kaku 19 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

      ​@@neilwhitaker6284B&B barely showed the best of Uganda, you are most welcome 😊

    • @neilwhitaker6284
      @neilwhitaker6284 18 วันที่ผ่านมา

      @@256Kaku that is really cool thank you! My Priest has been to Uganda I was thinking I should suggest to him we make a trip some time. Joyful people are infectious.

  • @AllanSsenyonga
    @AllanSsenyonga 23 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

    Big up to Ben for the kind gesture for the school in the Lake Bunyonyi area.

  • @flewyae86
    @flewyae86 หลายเดือนก่อน +35

    I love UG, my wife is Ugandan. We have a house im Kawempe, Kampala. These videos from Bald accurately portray the kindness and humour of Ugandans, always on a hustle yet always have time to talk. Its a huge and beautiful country, well worth a visit😀

    • @jamesballard6564
      @jamesballard6564 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

      If you don't mind me asking how did you meet your wife. They seem like wonderful people and the country is beautiful. TIA.

    • @flewyae86
      @flewyae86 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@jamesballard6564 its a long story, but we met through our efforts working with Acid Attack Survivors. My work is in India, my Wife is an Acid Survivor too, running her own charity, Hope Care Rescue Mission in Kampala. The girl in my dp is my adopted daughter Anmol, an Indian Acid Survivor. I can legitimately thank Mr Bald for inspiring me and changing the direction of my life in 2019, to go travel to India, where I met the Acid Survivors and felt compelled to help them as best I can. My work there continues to this day. Dave

    • @flewyae86
      @flewyae86 หลายเดือนก่อน

      ​@@jamesballard6564 I had replied twice, but the comments are not showing? So here goes again!
      @jamesballard6564 its a long story, but we met through our efforts working with Acid Attack Survivors. My work is in India, my Wife is an Acid Survivor too, running her own charity, Hope Care Rescue Mission in Kampala. The girl in my dp is my adopted daughter Anmol, an Indian Acid Survivor. I can legitimately tgan Mr Bald for inspiring me and changing the direction of my life in 2019, to go travel to India, where I met the Acid Survivors and felt compelled to help them as best I can. My work there continues to this day.

    • @thebeliever9253
      @thebeliever9253 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@jamesballard6564 they usually prefer their own african men but if you have money and visa you might have a slight chance.

    • @user-cx5ok5oh6d
      @user-cx5ok5oh6d หลายเดือนก่อน

      ​@@thebeliever9253 this isn't true😂😂 I am a Ugandan married to a slovak who is a UK resident..and it wasn't for the money..mark you I'm living in uganda 4 years later.

  • @nobodyanderson4353
    @nobodyanderson4353 หลายเดือนก่อน +28

    The dancing and the kids singing made my crinkly grumpy face smile.

    • @MrTeaTwoSugars
      @MrTeaTwoSugars หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      Beautiful wasn't it

  • @antiquetoy
    @antiquetoy หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    "Where's your umbrella" the king asks the peasant

  • @oro1148
    @oro1148 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

    😂 I paid 102£ for the same room quality in London. So 5£ a night for that is not bad.

  • @krrish9f285
    @krrish9f285 หลายเดือนก่อน +150

    That's kinda adventure i want to do when I'm in my 40s instead of sitting in some office

    • @xomox5316
      @xomox5316 หลายเดือนก่อน +18

      @@DutchManticore mid 40s here life is much much much better then in my 30s when I had those things, to each their own I would never go back to that nonsense life is to short.

    • @bbcmotd
      @bbcmotd หลายเดือนก่อน +17

      ​@@DutchManticoreno, "settled" is finished with your dreams

    • @bokiantic
      @bokiantic หลายเดือนก่อน

      You dreamer 😂😂😂😂

    • @kh894
      @kh894 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

      😂😂 who wants that life ​@@DutchManticore

    • @dnbmania
      @dnbmania หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      ​@@xomox5316what nonsense do you talk of

  • @DinamoZagreb21
    @DinamoZagreb21 หลายเดือนก่อน +111

    What Messi is in football, Bald is in travel vlogging. Pure talent and enjoyment to look.

    • @gappuma7883
      @gappuma7883 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

      Backpacker Benjamin? 😂

    • @larsstougaard7097
      @larsstougaard7097 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      A Bald and true statement

    • @messiii.007
      @messiii.007 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      I thought exactly the same 😂😂

    • @gappuma7883
      @gappuma7883 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      @@messiii.007 Ronaldo better

  • @420somewhereG
    @420somewhereG หลายเดือนก่อน +4

    Good stuff that was a great vlog interesting to see how those small communities live hope they get their new school soon 👍🏼👍🏼

  • @okotplabol
    @okotplabol 25 วันที่ผ่านมา +2

    Uganda is the safest country in east and central Africa. I live in the remotest the countryside of Uganda called Amudat District in Karamoja region.

  • @okidoke4822
    @okidoke4822 หลายเดือนก่อน +16

    I love how the girl laughed when you said you had a new watch hahaha

  • @maxnone1574
    @maxnone1574 หลายเดือนก่อน +102

    „Any good ones?“
    😂 Classic Bald

  • @RELENTLESS305-s3k
    @RELENTLESS305-s3k หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    BEN WAS LIKE ARE YOU SERIOUS 😂😂😂
    LIKE HE WAS ON TIME OUT IN THE CHEAP HOTEL😂😂😂😂😂

  • @gazwit1603
    @gazwit1603 20 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

    If i lived in Uganda i would be a millionaire but pigeons cleared out my bank account 😂