Fallout: New Vegas Any% Speedrun in

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[@Animanatee]

"what in the goddam?" - benny after seeing the man he shot in the head fly across the Mohave at Mach 2

[@erick5928]

Benny when the courier shows up 2 minutes after he shot him

[@95v37]

@@erick5928 What in the godd-
*VATS sound plays nearby*

[@technovikingsnephew8833]

I think you mean "cosa diavolo?"

[@ryandafforn]

hahahaha!😆🤣 Really made me rofl on the floor!!!!!!!!!

[@satanicchocobo9705]

LOL rip

[@DashingBanana]

Bro ended an entire decade worth of conflict in 9 minutes 💀💀

[@eranodelpum9752]

Es como la guerra de las 7 horas de half life

[@squishyushi]

If you go by I world time, it only took 4.5 hours then
Bro solved it in an afternoon after waking up from the grave

[@robertpaulson2946]

@@eranodelpum9752 i dont speak spanish but i still understood this comment, λ

[@DashingBanana]

@@squishyushi imagine being a soldier and seeing the Courier break all laws of physics and hauling for your army's ass

[@McLovin_710]

Subtract about 2 minutes for the unskipable doc and to get out of his house and it's was done in 7 minutes 😂👌😎

[@gazs7237]

And here I am 9mins in still sacking Doc Mitchell's home

[@MDE_never_dies]

Here I am 9 mins in still choosing a name

[@Weldedhodag]

I'd be ahead of you, but just rummaging around the schoolhouse for detergent and toy trucks to sell

[@RockaSupreme]

Shame on you for robbing the good doctor.

[@gazs7237]

@@RockaSupreme he's actually the main villain overlord of all of fallout... And Skyrim probably

[@gb9884]

Here I am killing praying mantis and blowing up the ootheca so I can get bug hunter perks faster.

[@zoro_the_grand]

Alternate title,
Beating new vegas before it crashes

[@xarx117]

XD

[@abxq00]

its no that bad

[@redagustin6660]

how to say im poor and cant afford a pc that can smoothly run a 2000s game

[@zoro_the_grand]

@redagustin6660 How to say, I've never played new vegas on pc.

[@redagustin6660]

@@zoro_the_grand oh i do, how do you assume so incorrectly lol
besides if you're truly on pc, correction mods will solve some of your problems
IF your potato pc can still run + mods

[@speedrublucas1139]

For people a smidge confused, the reason the voice is in Italian is that it's the fastest dialogue for Doc Mitchell and his dialogue is unskippable. The Courier started with a few weapons from DLC, so that's why he has a grenade launcher and a few items at the start beyond what Doc Mitchell gives him. The guy is going for Yes Man ending, considering it needs just a few things and not a ton of work. (Legion and NCR needs tons of quests and ground to cover so it's faster to do this.) The way he's gliding through the world is a glitch that requires you to have a specific gun that Chet sells and the usage of fast travel, if I'm not mistaken. The reason they're visiting all the casinos and specific areas is because Yes Man requires you to meet certain factions to see if they're worthy of saving or helping. It's fastest to meet most, if not all, factions before doing Yes Man. They upgraded a few of their perks, Speech, specifically to ensure they could talk Langius down during the Caesar part of the Hoover Dam fight, and probably President Kim. Really, you could go NV without killing more than one person; even Benny (if you're a woman with the Black Widow perk), so it's not terribly surprising that the guy only killed three people. (The one person would be House, if doing Yes Man). All in all, crazy run. Apologies if I missed or was wrong about something.

[@Tumbleflop]

thx

[@BarrickMacready]

Thank you, the flying glitch was what had me puzzled

[@fredrikkirderf2907]

Italian Legion actually sounds badass

[@mattcloud66]

@@fredrikkirderf2907 It's only fitting

[@squiggly_lines]

Why does his timer clock stop on loading screens? That doesn't seem right for a legitimate speedrun, they never cut loading screens out of any other game I know of that is run for speed, even games like the Hitman series don't cut out loading screens even though some are trmendously long.

[@zerotouheroarchive3639]

House looking at the courier as he flies into his chamber before firing a grenade immediately as his pod opens: 👁️👄👁️

[@ZorroCeleste1]

The grenade was fired BEFORE the pod opened. Wow.

[@Hydrangear]

​@@ZorroCeleste1house seeing a grenade fly right into his face just as his pod starts to open: 💥💣👁️👄👁️

[@problemdude390]

Courier - "Ha ha! I threw that shit before I walked into the room!"

[@TekkenMasterPL]

This dude just launched himself through the Mojave, killed Benny before poor sucka even got to his own room from shooting the courier, didn't even meet Mr House, just blew up a corpse in a freezer, installed a virus on a random computer of someone who died a minute ago, then after staring for hours at a door in a basement got out, launched himself to Hoover Dam, told both factions ready for war to fuck off and took over New Vegas

[@ziondesertranger]

All in 9 minutes.

[@sporter527]

dont fuck with the mailman

[@daniel_of_jersey4775]

The Mojave Gigachad

[@ericlopez8795]

Veni Vidi Vici

[@ChrisTheGamerYT]

​@@sporter527 Bro really said "same day delivery!" 😂

[@crullestcow5395]

"Welcome, child! Took your sweet time getting here, didn't you?" says Pearl. To the person who just arrived at record speed.

[@satanicchocobo9705]

from her perspective shes been waiting for years to be fair, still hilarious

[@danpaz9485]

Imagine being Doc Michell, hearing that as soon as the courier left, he immediately shot chet than proceeds to zoom pass the Mojave like as if they're a jet and manages to convince the legate to leave whilst also zooming fast as fuck

[@eranodelpum9752]

Curo al dios del mojave sin querer

[@danpaz9485]

@@eranodelpum9752 I don't speak spanish but I'm guessing its good.
Right?

[@sergioarrietamendoza4839]

​@@danpaz9485 don't worry, It Is.
What he said Is basically that The Good old doc, unkowingly, patched up the god of the Mojave

[@eranodelpum9752]

@@sergioarrietamendoza4839 gracias hermano, hablas español?

[@sergioarrietamendoza4839]

@@eranodelpum9752 ps awebo wey :D

[@vrakathen9332]

No matter how fast you are, Victor is always faster.

[@lautaroreyluna8666]

Jajajjajaaj Victor, the first speedrunner from New Vegas.

[@shubhampaul790]

Howdy Partner 😢

[@Edgeworth992]

​@@shubhampaul790welcome to new vegas

[@wimbeltonhank1946]

I'm more impress that he manage to pull this off without the game crash every 2 loading screen on vanilla

[@derpsterYT]

One of the only mods allowed in speed runs is a stability mod that stops the game from crashing as frequently.

[@Pouncingpuma7]

In New Vegas, 1 hour is two real time minutes. Benny dies 4 minutes into the video.
Imagine you shoot someone dead in a ditch in the middle of the desert and 2 hours later they show up at your place in their underwear firing a grenade launcher directly into your skull.

[@nothingijustlikeyou]

LMAOO

[@joeysmith7296]

Doc Mitchell said you'd been out cold a couple of days.
It's more horrifying if you think about it.
A dude you shot dead and buried alive, just reappears a couple days later flying through the air like the B-29 in lake mead.

[@KellenWolfe]

I know it's a good speed run when I can't even visually process what's happening for half the video, ha! Amazing!

[@UltFemWarrior]

For real

[@sneedymcdeedy6526]

6:00 I'm just imagining this trooper and Vulpes shoving each other out of the way trying to be the first to contact this mad god who was just seen flying across the Mojave at Mach 1

[@clappeddays3305]

Man the timings on nv speed runs are insane

[@coldbob2]

would be longer if it wasnt buggy af lol

[@BrumbleJumble]

@@coldbob2 ok

[@USCPF859]

The courier from dust

[@Chrischansmom]

Theres mods for that​@@coldbob2

[@ghostofhavenmusic]

I've seen more loading screens in 9 minutes than in my 800h in game. 10/10

[@kotnastole1378]

Courier 6 manages to take controll over entire Italy for hust 8.59 minutes, incredible

[@nicholasmcintyre4166]

When the battle for hoover dam is in 8 min and you got some things to do first.

[@sna_fu]

Something cracks me up about the idea that Benny shooting the courier left them to understand all spoken language as Italian and also gave them the Master’s psychic powers.

[@Sybrakos1]

Master lives

[@jungshin87]

i like the idea that caesar and NCR messengers come visit you at the same time, while meanmugging each other secretly. then as soon as they both stop outside new vegas they fight

[@tony_dogs]

🤓

[@Titan13335]

​@@tony_dogs 3 INT reply

[@flavivsaetivs5738]

First time it happened to me, i shot benny, then delivered the chip like a good courier

[@ziomccall4085]

Fun fact:in the Italian version of new Vegas, Mr house is voiced by Mino Caprio who also is the Italian voice of Peter Griffin.

[@thomasparkes5707]

Holy shit

[@Chrischansmom]

Holy crap lois, im a tv!

[@PalisadePeryton]

"Aw, man, this is worse than that time the mailman I paid to deliver the platinum chip ended up killin' me!"

[@tian297]

That short burst of motivation after a power nap can apparently change an entire post-apocalyptic region

[@sandercohen9712]

I remember back when the record was around 42 minutes, and I did a speedrun once in about 80 just for fun and completely from memory with no retries. Now the record is sub 9 minutes. This is on another dimension. Good work.

[@Skankhunt42....]

Not sure how it can count as a record if you are allowed to cheat. Speeding around the map like that is cheating. Couldn't I just futz with the console commands a bit and "speedrun" the game in two minutes by skipping the quest stages till the end? How is that different lol. Cheating is cheating

[@lordtoraxeus7663]

@@Skankhunt42.... that’s the basis of a lot of speed runs, they aren’t an official part of the game anyway. As long as it’s possible in the game without any external help it’s a okay in ninety percent of runs.

[@sandercohen9712]

@@Skankhunt42.... It's maximizing use of glitches and exploits, but still not cheating in my book.

[@Skankhunt42....]

@@lordtoraxeus7663 I don’t get the appeal at all then tbh 😂 “look how much I can exploit this glitch” is the real selling point. It hasn’t got much to do with how quick you could legitimately do the full story

[@staples138]

​@@Skankhunt42....huh, maybe thats why there is different catagories.

[@DarkCypher3301]

Sub 9 has finally been achieved! Congrats man! I was honestly expecting it to take another month or so, but damn did you prove me wrong.

[@baseballbobby7090]

So new vegas speed runners get to pause timers for loading screens or what?

[@salambard]

@@baseballbobby7090 No, the timer automatically detects it if the game's on pause or in a loading screen, so it stops whenever that happens.

[@baseballbobby7090]

@@salambard i see that. My point is the clock is supposed to be continuous, at least they used to be

[@redvideodude]

@@baseballbobby7090 They pause the timer whenever it's loading so that people with worse pcs will still have competitive times. It's very nice with this game since there are so many loading screens required to perform all the tricks of the run

[@baseballbobby7090]

@@redvideodude ahh makes sense

[@chaseb5376]

New Vegas Radio: “The Courier has made a full recovery and his flying to New Vegas right now”
Benny: “…..huh” *turns to his right*
Benny: “COSA DIAVOLO?!”

[@fredrikkirderf2907]

flyes in
convinces the two largest armies in the world to reteat
leaves

[@unfa00]

This needs a 2 hour analysis video that'd briefly explain what just happened.

[@jabuticaba4003]

Funny flying spanish man go boom

[@santinoparolini2809]

​@@jabuticaba4003 portugués*

[@lol2693]

seriously

[@jabuticaba4003]

@@santinoparolini2809 No that's just spanish, the voice ain't no way portuguese

[@m.a.barracus98]

@@jabuticaba4003 I'm afraid that's italian

[@zenhendershott7907]

"Evenin' folks, I'm Mr. New Vegas. A Mojave Express courier disturbed the town of Goodsprings earlier today following what the townsfolk called a 'psychotic episode,' blowing apart the general store's owner with a grenade launcher of uncertain origin before disappearing from sight at what eyewitnesses are calling 'supersonic' speeds. Other accounts around the same time report a character of similar description entering the strip via heavily-restricted monorail, fast-talking the Tops receptionist, and killing one of the establishment's chairmen in a similar fashion. NCR authorities say an investigation into a possible connection between the attackers is ongoing, and may be related to what appears to be a failed sabotage of the Hoover Dam during the recent battle. This is Mr. New Vegas, signing off."

[@RedBreadRedemption_]

Scp in a nitshellt

[@famtomerc]

"Welcome, child! Took your sweet time getting here, didn't you?" Jesus how passive aggressive

[@TyProductionsfull]

Bro spends 20% of the speed run being forced to talk to doc Mitchell 💀

[@notgavin7039]

Imagine the last thoughts of Mr. House. "Ah yes for the first time in 200 years I'll allow someone into the Lucky 38. They could be useful to me as- why are they on that terminal..."

[@eyeblech2001]

Ironic that the key element for FNV speedruns is a big iron

[@savchilla2464]

I just love to think that Mitchell sits by the radio, and as soon as the courier left his house, he keeps hearing new reports live about all that nonsence that this crazy dude does in mojave

[@tushy7070]

He really sub 9'd after all, crazy

[@thiagorottjer87]

literaly flying to vegas baby

[@scout2]

>get shot in head
>acquires big iron
>flies to major factions
>flies to vegas
>see benjamin
>level up
>kill benjamin
>recruit robot
>annoying people try to recruit you instead
>leave
>kill old man
>install robot
>turn on the lights
>fly to final boss
" *These* lands? Oh you don't want *these* lands, trust me "
>fly to robot
>general blows up door
"[100 Speech]"
>general leaves
>robot speaks
>go back to bed

[@wisp.]

huge milestone, congrats! likely the final frontier of minute barriers to be crossed.

[@lightbeamstudio2566]

2:15 "What makes me a good Demoman?"

[@casualdejekyll5168]

“If I were a bad Demoman, I wouldn’t be sittin’ ‘ere, discussing it with ye, would I?!”

[@falloutwikiofficial]

Congrats! We watched this tonight in vc and were all blown away! So amazing.

[@AgentofChaos315]

One ninth of the entire speedrun was spent in the chair listening to Doc Mitchell

[@squishyushi]

This is what being a demigod is like

[@bennetthobbitt9847]

Talk to Sunny Smiles in the Prospector Saloon.

[@SuperminingJohn]

You can do this literally twice as fast if you simply play the video at 2x speed

[@whiteeagleforce2.040]

When its 8am and your school bus arrives at 8:09am 😂

[@Barakeh]

Man watching all that flying around is a thrill, it made me want to have pizza for some reason

[@icanscratchmyback4698]

Is this what it's like to chew 4 gum

[@icanscratchmyback4698]

5 gum sorry me no English

[@ObamaTheHedgehog]

​@@icanscratchmyback4698 can't wait for 4 gum

[@NoExplosionsMcgee]

Stimulate your senses

[@monstermonty9074]

Doc Mitchell did a hell of a job

[@josiahbuckets5159]

6:43 mr house waking up after 200 years seeing a grenade coming to him

[@user-kb6xz9iv5u]

Chet always being the sacrifice for a weapon 💀

[@G0rgar]

This is my first time watching a NV speedrun, is Italian beneficial in some way or is this guy just Italian?

[@sisyphus7931]

Italian is the fastest version of doc Mitchell's opening dialog which, if I'm not mistaken, is one of the only unskippable ones in the game

[@sisyphus7931]

Tomatoanus does a fantastic play by play breakdown of the WR speedrun. It might be an old wr but it has a lot of the same tech this one has

[@elgato1721]

He could fly across the desert
with the big iron on his hip

[@brotanband]

Caesar sounding like an Italian mob boss makes much more sense now

[@ryatt9365]

Imagine shooting someone in the head and burying them just for them to walk up and blow you apart with a grenade launcher the very next morning.

[@sweetypuss]

holy shit new WR this is crazy

[@hmdkhls]

This is a slideshow with fallout transitions 😂

[@mattlewis8889]

Revenge is a dish best ser...*credits roll*

[@saul_goodman_review]

Ok bro, I miss 10 seconds and you’re halfway across the Mojave

[@gun8737]

Imagine there is a conflict spanning generations and some guy solves it in 9 minutes

[@quite-the-homosapien]

Imagine you're in the Legion and you watch a no-name courier teleporting and flying around the desert and destroying everything you fought for years for in 9 FUCKING MINUTES

[@LuteroGigio28507]

4 hours in-game

[@quite-the-homosapien]

@@LuteroGigio28507 late reply, completely forgot I even posted this

[@juanmanuelpalomeraregalado903]

"You did a super job wrapping things up"
Thats an understatement lol

[@darthvector8076]

Me: Shot geckos with Sunny and learning how to use a campfire.
This guy: Took over New Vegas.

[@squishyushi]

The fallout boy be like 👁️👄👁️ in the top left sometimes because he can’t even process what’s happening

[@Maxsmack]

damn i doubt Caesar's bran tumor had a chance to kill him in this speedrun

[@fallout3freak360]

I like how he knows how to speed run the menu before the clock even starts ticking. Presumably because this is his 12th run of the day

[@forestreader]

just an anonymous man flying 300' in the air through the wasteland holding a revolver with murderous intent

[@thomas9745]

Holy shit! The time it took me to make my protein shake, the credits were playing! WTF DID I MISS?

[@pyreotusbark8954]

Dope speedrun

[@deificatom3332]

I can't blame the Legate for being talked out of fighting. I wouldn't want to fight a guy who flew in using a revolver

[@mrswan7745]

Given that every hour ingame is 2 minutes, that means that fateful morning after benny shot him in the head, it only took 2 hours for benny to die, less than 3 for house to die. That was followed by 13 hours straight of staring into a wall ignoring Yes Man, and in 1 more hour New Vegas was independent.
Doc Mitchell created a supersoldier that dismantled a war brewing for a decade by dinnertime

[@Craksderb]

Не человек, а машина!

[@stinhuffine4422]

Человек и пароход

[@countrysideshowyaigrock4689]

перфекто патронум, амазинг, шикардосно, конгратюлейшн!!!

[@TemplarBlonic]

I would kill for an animation of this ala TerminalMontage’s “something about” series but the Courier is screaming the whole time while glitching the fabric of reality.

[@tony_dogs]

Man shut up

[@AnneHathawayRules]

The sopranos has taught me that this is most likely Italian... Fallout has taught me the lack of bugs is IMPOSSIBLE

[@somerandomassguyontheinter2869]

and here i am using chet’s infinite speech check to power level for like 30 minutes

[@tazionuvolari8142]

Me having 120h lvl 50 playtrough havent ended first main quest and didn't even started lonesome road: 🙂

[@zakkthecactus351]

4:42
"how may I be of service sir?"
"goodbye"
"indeed"

[@jamesrowland2002]

mama mia partner!

[@LocalNimrod]

i cooka da pizza, i cooka da pazta, i make-a the pepperoni

[@jakobmller-jensen8618]

Congratulations! Well done.

[@ActitisHypoleukos]

il doppiaggio in italiano

[@artursziverts2862]

The funny part is that the games outro was about 1/4 of the actual run

[@kever905]

Imagine spending decades conquering the land to prepare for this legendary moment, and right when you're getting ready to lean your troops into battle. A flying mailman comes by flying over all of your defenses to tell you that the battle of Hoover Dam is not worth losing.

[@Onemancheeseburgerapocalips]

Never realized that New Vegas had an italian translation

[@wwld9823]

flying Italian any% pizza

[@Part.No.1xbil.Prod.Tp.MXMVIII]

And here I Thought I was hot shit for my nine hour run.

[@indo604]

This is insane and I thought I played to much new Vegas 😂

[@Caporg3000]

Immersion broken. Doc didn’t feed him as soon as he woke up.

[@EgorDobrinin]

1 Шаг : Купить Fallout
2 Шаг : Пройти за 9 минут
3 Шаг : Вернуть деньги

[@kobz2862]

Respect for not becoming sick from the loading screens flashing every half second, i almost threw up

[@Haze1434]

I'm Dr Goodrich, welcome to The Vatican.

[@kerenk]

italian Yes Man is so charming!

[@Lucky_Guesses]

Step 1: Learn to fly, lol

[@francycaccian7699]

He broke the game so hard NPC's decided to speak italian💀💀💀

[@danielballestas5532]

"Gli occhi del potente Caesar" only that line convinced me to play the game with Italian dub

[@crimsonsun6918]

I think you have a speedrun between your loading screens

[@bohdanherasymenko7569]

Taking over Mojave before tea gets cold

[@CashCarried]

this was so good in theaters 😆

[@AkinaJVS]

its almost like the courier already knew what he had to do before getting shot...

[@fredrikkirderf2907]

it takes me about this long to name my character

[@DawidKov]

At first I was like "Hah, the Italian voice acting is pretty bad" then I realized just how much quicker that segment goes.

[@betonomeshalka1]

Кто после обзора от Naritsa?)