he changed the order of his segments, he got the Scroll before going to Esbern, i guess he saved a couple seconds at this Point, but Waz could explain this to us :D
@@mecke_dev ahhh very interesting, thank you! i think the peace council was a bit more optimised here too and generally better luck with bucket clips so probably just lots of small amounts of optimisation added up to saving a load of time in total, i would love to know more though x
I'll list everything here then pin your message in case anyone else is wondering too. Quicksave Loadwarp in Helgen: 2 seconds Grabbing arrow instead of looting Khajiit on the way to horse: 1 second Quicksave Ghost Tilts instead of hardsaves: 4 seconds Carrying tilt speed all the way to the puzzle parkour in Karthspire: 8 seconds Using a new wait trick to fail attending marriage on the time wound: 7 seconds Perfect time schedule since it can be set on time wound now: 1-3 seconds (RNG) A second tilt in Sovngarde, into the Hall and activating the NPCs: 9 seconds So around 35 seconds of new stuff and then the rest is just playing better.
@@Waz Damn this is like really cool, I am still quite amazed how can speedrunners find out this kind of shit, like tiny little saves in the most random places Is it even possible to get a significantly better time at this point or is the speedrun so optimised that you cant really get a better time unless some crazy RNG fuckery happens or a completly new strategy that overhauls the new route is found? Would that even be possible? As in, is there something in Skyrim that could be skippable in theory, something like the Memory lane in Fallout 4, but essentially the speedrunner is "speedcucked" by a tiny little detail that prevents such a skip or strategy?
I wanna know how people found this stuff Who the hell thought "Oh lets go to this exact location, wait 1 hour, steal a horse, go to this rock over here, and lets fly off allowing us to become God himself."
It's piece by piece as I understand it. For example, after finding horse tilting by either accident or looking at the code (I don't know how it was first found) they probably found the closest horse spawn, then wait until the spawn time, mug the hunter, and go flying into the distance.
a lot of trial and error, how do you think people learned how to bhop in Valve games? its pretty simple if you have enough time on your hands, you just run at things spamming things that break the game
@@connordlthegamer2980 Bhopping in valve games has more to do with strafing than actual bhopping, so it wasn't hard at all to figure out once you know you gain more speed while strafing mid-air. Speedrunning is completely different. Whole communities come together to dissect the code and compile all the bugs known in order to optimize time as much as possible.
Ulfric Stormcloak: *gets captured by the empire* 20 mins later: some guy who was also about to get executed is negotiating peace between him and the empire
@@lastyns68 I know it doesn't save time and all that. I just for some reason can't clip into that specific door, any other door is fine, but for some reason that door won't work for me. I've been going at it for ages and still am and I just for some reason don't know what to do now.
I would be fine with having to wait but the whole esbern is so freacking glitched i have had to use console to progress from that part. Ah i miss playing skyrim. I quit because i was reallt far and then i realized i didn't have patch 1.9 and my copy was pirated
I know I'm 2 whole fuckin' years late, and I'm sure you're aware, but NPCs react when you sprint into them. I was confused at first when I first saw this, then figured it out. My favourite sporting collision line is a guard saying "mind yourself."
@@eartlavia you said "how do I escape the ratway?" that must mean you are in the ratway. the unbound quest takes like 20 minutes. so you're saying it would take you 2 minutes to get to the ratway.
Hunter: Hey !! what are you doing ?! that's my horse ! Waz: * casually dives through the fabric of reality itself, and then proceeds to surf the space-time continuum like a wave *
Some poor guard: My Jarl, a dragon had appeared in Helgen only 2 hours ago! Balgruuf: dude where tf you been Alduin died like an hour and a half ago lol
Solider: Time to behead- oh no a dragon Prisoner: I know what to do *Soldier watches in Awe as he escapes and kills Alduin, eater of worlds, in less than 30 minutes*
he fails wedding to gain character control while reading elder scroll. It works in all situations that the question stucks you in a "pseudo-cutscene", like the conversation with astrid when she kidnapps you
It takes me 22 minutes to install the game. 22 more to load the game. 22 more to create my beautiful khajit. 22 more to finish the wagon before helgen. And 22 more to escape from helgen
@Tyler Mod Damn whats ur Problem i just Changed my Name but ok. I think you just had a bad day or just want to be toxic. But thats okay have a nice day :3
Olympic-level performance - reminds me of watching an Olympic slalom run, shaving off microseconds. I keep smiling and thinking, "I see what he did there." I also keep thinking, "Okay what the hell just happened?" I'm not motivated or probably physically/mentally talented enough to do speedrunning like this, but just like watching slalom runners, it's a pleasure to watch someone who is so amazingly fast. It also gives me ideas I might try out when I get bored with the regular game.
Tbh I've always just focused on my own times anyway and not worried about WR or anything, so competition doesn't really matter. I find speedrunning more fun if you're just after self improvement rather than competing and after a specific time. Though I would love it if we had more runners and more competition, Skyrim deserves it imo. :)
@@Waz you are such a great person. I also made some runs just to get under 1 Hour and i reached this goal. At the Moment I'm doing a training as an IT-Specialist so i have no Time and Focus for Speedruns, but i will come back to Skyrim for sure :D
how the hell did you save 47 seconds on your last pb? that's almost a whole minute
he changed the order of his segments, he got the Scroll before going to Esbern, i guess he saved a couple seconds at this Point, but Waz could explain this to us :D
@@mecke_dev ahhh very interesting, thank you! i think the peace council was a bit more optimised here too and generally better luck with bucket clips so probably just lots of small amounts of optimisation added up to saving a load of time in total, i would love to know more though x
I'll list everything here then pin your message in case anyone else is wondering too.
Quicksave Loadwarp in Helgen: 2 seconds
Grabbing arrow instead of looting Khajiit on the way to horse: 1 second
Quicksave Ghost Tilts instead of hardsaves: 4 seconds
Carrying tilt speed all the way to the puzzle parkour in Karthspire: 8 seconds
Using a new wait trick to fail attending marriage on the time wound: 7 seconds
Perfect time schedule since it can be set on time wound now: 1-3 seconds (RNG)
A second tilt in Sovngarde, into the Hall and activating the NPCs: 9 seconds
So around 35 seconds of new stuff and then the rest is just playing better.
@@Waz i was gonna say that karthspire tilt looked new!!! thanks for answering king i love you
@@Waz Damn this is like really cool, I am still quite amazed how can speedrunners find out this kind of shit, like tiny little saves in the most random places
Is it even possible to get a significantly better time at this point or is the speedrun so optimised that you cant really get a better time unless some crazy RNG fuckery happens or a completly new strategy that overhauls the new route is found? Would that even be possible? As in, is there something in Skyrim that could be skippable in theory, something like the Memory lane in Fallout 4, but essentially the speedrunner is "speedcucked" by a tiny little detail that prevents such a skip or strategy?
You've completed the main quest multiple times in the timespan in takes for most people, including myself, to create a character.
Apart from I, who either sets every slider to the left or right
I legit just spam arrow keys and create a beutiful creature
It can take me hours to make a character so idk what you mean 😂
OMG so true
@@l.snider6193 sad xd
It still amazes me that people can beat the game in the time it takes for me to leave Helgen.
You misspelled "character creation"
@@nebvbn4504 Speedruns don't include character creation, so I didn't either.
nebvbn thunder LMAO😂😂😂
These aren’t people anymore, you simply can’t class them as *mortal anymore*
I know right? It took me almost a hundred hours before I even got to the embassy.
All that speed, and he still missed his wedding.
He truly is the Flash!
There needs to be a meme category where you marry Marcurio as fast as possible. Make up for all the times he's been stiffed by speedrunners.
They wouldnt have lasted long, he was just using him to advance his career
@@cadunkus There is a marriage% category where you just marry Macurio
@@cadunkus Waz has the record for that
I don’t even know what’s happening 99% of the time
Just a bunch of glitches in the game. For speed runners, glitches are time savers.
Me neither! Thats what makes this so entertaining to watch.
Neither does the game, lol.
Make it a hundred
What do you mean you don't know?...
0:24 AHH !!!
0:30 UGGGHHH...
These are not actually exploits, it's canonically what happens if someone tries to read an elder scroll.
Or drink too mutch skooma
Or reading in dragon born
He achieved chim
@@dagonet9725 you mean CHIM?
@@michaelmodernsonicfan5341 yeah
Waz: Kills Aludin and beats Skyrim
Skyrim: Y O U A R E L E V E L 2
Aludin
@@VeMujahid aludin is my favourite dusney film rubert wulliams plays the junie so well
Don't make fun of his grammar Ash holes. Mebbe the true aladdin was the aludin we made alung de wei
I wanna know how people found this stuff
Who the hell thought "Oh lets go to this exact location, wait 1 hour, steal a horse, go to this rock over here, and lets fly off allowing us to become God himself."
It's piece by piece as I understand it. For example, after finding horse tilting by either accident or looking at the code (I don't know how it was first found) they probably found the closest horse spawn, then wait until the spawn time, mug the hunter, and go flying into the distance.
a lot of trial and error, how do you think people learned how to bhop in Valve games?
its pretty simple if you have enough time on your hands, you just run at things spamming things that break the game
@@connordlthegamer2980 Bhopping in valve games has more to do with strafing than actual bhopping, so it wasn't hard at all to figure out once you know you gain more speed while strafing mid-air. Speedrunning is completely different. Whole communities come together to dissect the code and compile all the bugs known in order to optimize time as much as possible.
ExitDoor waiting is just so you get stamina
i found that glitch by accident once
Ulfric Stormcloak: *gets captured by the empire*
20 mins later: some guy who was also about to get executed is negotiating peace between him and the empire
Lore dragonborn gameplay:
Not even 20
"you have committed crimes against smart" sounds like a Roblox insult ngl
wdym a roblox insult
@@purpleey Do you are have stupid?
@@Redeadhunter He has committed crimes against *smart*
It does 😆
"Are you is had stupid?"
- Funny Block Man
Waz: Has the Elder Scroll in 5 minutes.
Game: "Press [E] to open containers."
imagine being a guard and then you see the dragonborne go mach 20 through the sky just to go tward you to set you on fire
then immediately turn themselves in.
Guard- On this day I go to sovengarde...
You’ve commited crimes against, smart man
Imagine witnessing all that then still have the absolute balls to tell the guy he's under arrest
@@ejcy429 minus the man
"Hey You're-"
*finishes game*
" finally awake"
*lonely Ralof noises*
Even speedruners have to wait for esbern to open that f.ing door
This guy is a legend XD
You can't even clip through the door no matter how hard you try
@@dinkleman5802 of course you can clip through the door, it's not that hard, it just doesn't save time.
@@lastyns68 I know it doesn't save time and all that. I just for some reason can't clip into that specific door, any other door is fine, but for some reason that door won't work for me. I've been going at it for ages and still am and I just for some reason don't know what to do now.
I would be fine with having to wait but the whole esbern is so freacking glitched i have had to use console to progress from that part. Ah i miss playing skyrim. I quit because i was reallt far and then i realized i didn't have patch 1.9 and my copy was pirated
@@dinkleman5802 I've tried it once tho using a platter
I love how part of beating the game at record speed also entails getting married to a random man
HAHAHAHA
"Ok, so i need to marry Barf Sheetpeace to save around a minute of this speedrun..."
*requires applying prostitution
I laughed out loud at this and it’s 5am beside my girlfriend. I hope you’re doing well
its for the benefits of the wedding ban
Did Ralof really just say "what's the hurry" while you are being attacked by a dragon
He could already tell what Waz was up to... Ralof just wanted him to take his time for once.
I know I'm 2 whole fuckin' years late, and I'm sure you're aware, but NPCs react when you sprint into them. I was confused at first when I first saw this, then figured it out.
My favourite sporting collision line is a guard saying "mind yourself."
Arngeir "Have you learned nothing from us?" Dragonborn to himself "I've never met this man in my life..."
“He’s my *BROTHER!”*
“Adopted.”
"It just works."
-Alfred Hitchcock
ymfah gang
At least it felt like watching Diavolo blits through the game
Damn right it does
Me in 30 minutes: “My uncle Alvor runs a blacksmith in the village.”
A loyal subject of the empire! Skyrim is for all :)
That's not bad for 30 minutes! Speedrunning is in your future!
It takes me longer than an hour
@@erinb4237 what if everyone's dead?
i love how waiting for an old man to open a door took longer than most dungeons XD
Waz: Finishes main quests in 22 minutes
Me after 22 minutes:
"Legends don't burn down villages"
Waz: Finishes main quests in 22 minutes
Me after 22 minutes:
"How do I escape the ratway?"'
@@eartlavia there is absolutely no way you would already be in the rat way without console commands or exploits.
@@שחר-ע3ל what do you mean.
@@eartlavia you said "how do I escape the ratway?" that must mean you are in the ratway. the unbound quest takes like 20 minutes. so you're saying it would take you 2 minutes to get to the ratway.
@@שחר-ע3ל yeah i didn't meant that way, im just a casual player who have spent some time lost in the ratway, i'm not comparing things, just joking
Holy shit this was like a fever dream.
lol knew I had seen it somewhere
yo wtf thats actually true lmfao
Ikr!
Waz’s mom: You have thirty minutes to finish that game!
Waz: aight
Press E to open containers.
stolen
@@bool6454 its not technically stolen since its from the video but ok
@@mauler7303 but thats stealing from the video
@@DorkyDogBoy ITS A COMMENT SECTION FOR THAT VIDEO, HOW IS IT STEALING FROM THE VIDEO?
"Babe come over"
*"Can't, I'm playing Skyrim"*
"My parents aren't home"
2:17
Wow so original
such shitty meme, can't you think of anything else original or better
if you don't like it, make your own comment
@@buprevengeance6573 lmao don’t use the same joke thousands of times that’s like watching a movie thousands of times it gets old and not funny
Paarthurnax: The word calls you. Go to it.
Waz: 👁_👁
Paarthurnax: 👁_👁
Hunter: Hey !! what are you doing ?! that's my horse !
Waz: * casually dives through the fabric of reality itself, and then proceeds to surf the space-time continuum like a wave *
Dragons can canonically fly through time.
This is what that looks like it seems
Found the Nazeem speedrun and now I'm addicted.
Same
Same literally
Me too
I love it when I am talking to a Jarl and the space-time continuum opens about and places me in the First Era
You have commited crimes ag- Smart
7:07
15:12
19:04
Me at Helgan: Hmm maybe a Orc
Waz: *beats the game*
fr lol
: chukcles
I made the worst mistake ever choosing a high elf
@@rain_bob3800 Have you heard of the high elves?
An*
this dude really traveled back in time to make everyone die faster for less dialogue
Some poor guard: My Jarl, a dragon had appeared in Helgen only 2 hours ago!
Balgruuf: dude where tf you been Alduin died like an hour and a half ago lol
"What was that?"
- Everyone in Skyrim -
Should have been the wind...
Best comment
My mans completing this game so fast that even the game can’t keep up
"have you learned nothing from us?"
yeah, that's... that's accurate.
This dude just parkoured his way outta helgen man wtf
"Honey, we're going to dinner in half an hour."
"Okay, I'm just going to go beat skyrim real quick"
You know the speedrun is legit when the first thing you hear is "whats the hurry?!"
I thought this man was just gonna fast travel everywere until he started flying😂
I mean he *did* fast travel.
@@lxsmnz7 true
The flying allows him to unlock all the fast travel locations as quickly as possible
this guy: * beats skyrim in 23 minutes *
me who took 4 years to beat it: interesting
Been 6 I still haven't beaten it
@@jacob8903 wait you havent completed the main quest for 6 years-
@@kairo-o no lmao I didn't even know how the game ended till I watched this
@@jacob8903 bro creating side quests at this point
@@jacob8903 Same I’ve been playing it for 7 to 8 years now, and just been messing around with mods.
Solider: Time to behead- oh no a dragon
Prisoner: I know what to do
*Soldier watches in Awe as he escapes and kills Alduin, eater of worlds, in less than 30 minutes*
I can't help but laugh my ass off when I see that dismount sonic speed glitch everytime
It warms my heart that even in the Skyrim world record run at 10:27 Brynjolf is still poor shaming you
The most shocking part is that the game didn't bug out at the dragon wall
Just remember...
Press E to open containers.
E
E
E
E
E
General Tullius: Ah yes, you were at Helgen... 16 minutes ago.
Imagine traveling back in time machine and doing this in front of devs
Lol
You'd create a paradox because they'd fix the glitches and you wouldn't be able to do the run in the first place.
@@sixthousandblankets I don't think they would be able to fix this ton of bugs and glitches
@@dragonborn164I bet it’s pretty easy, as the unofficial patch does a lot of these things
(10:00) Opens Sky Haven Temple
(10:10) Travels To Riften
(10:20) Gets Engaged
(10:50) Continues The Main Questline
he needed to prove himself after a couple of time losses
he fails wedding to gain character control while reading elder scroll. It works in all situations that the question stucks you in a "pseudo-cutscene", like the conversation with astrid when she kidnapps you
@@tiogogetabr5753 Ymfah loves that trick lol
Greybeards: "Have you learnt nothing from us"
Dragonborn: "I don't even know who you are"
This is really cool and all, but you never got the wabbajack.
Or the golden claw, this whole video is a flop
@@dwarfmafia9239 he never even learned fus roh dah 😒
He got a Bucket so same thing.
12:08
"Have you learned nothing from us?"
"I literally haven't."
It takes me 22 minutes to get out of helgen
That’s it? It takes me 22 minutes to load into Skyrim and another 22 minutes to make the perfect Khajit!
It takes me 22 minutes to install the game. 22 more to load the game. 22 more to create my beautiful khajit. 22 more to finish the wagon before helgen. And 22 more to escape from helgen
22 hours trying to come up with the name!
Alduin: Burns down Helgen
Nobody at all:
Waz: See you soon
Accurate.
Whiterun Guard: You have committed crimes agai-
Also Whiterun Guard: sMaHt
welcum
0:03 *WHATS THE HURRY??*
Waz: Im Speedrunning here!
Me at 11:40 PM : Im going to turn off my PC and sleep
Waz : Hold my Speedrun
You know waz maybe from real life he's propably your friend because HE markers you in the coments on every video iam dedective Conan
@Tyler Mod Damn whats ur Problem i just Changed my Name but ok. I think you just had a bad day or just want to be toxic. But thats okay have a nice day :3
2:57 When Dash from the Incredibles runs on water.
Didi have a stroke while watching this cause wtf is this guy doing one moment he is here then the next moment he is in oblivion
From how fast he was going he probaly could have switched games with out thinking
I feel like esberns locked door would be pretty frustrating
He beats the game faster than me figuring out why I would ever kill Parthurnax.
Hold on I'm on my first playthrough and just killed Aldrin. Why would I ever kill Paarthurnax?
Dragon soul
@@bobysusjsjsj7730 bruh
@@josiadorthestrong1031 the blades ask you too cause he helped aldrin way back in the day
@@colintidwell7383 yea
Waz in 30 min: Defeated Alduin
Me in 30 min: Still customize my character.
I absolutely love this guard's "smart" lol
Bucket, the Savior of speedrunners
Me watching this without knowing anything about speedrunning: "What the hell just happened?"
Olympic-level performance - reminds me of watching an Olympic slalom run, shaving off microseconds. I keep smiling and thinking, "I see what he did there." I also keep thinking, "Okay what the hell just happened?" I'm not motivated or probably physically/mentally talented enough to do speedrunning like this, but just like watching slalom runners, it's a pleasure to watch someone who is so amazingly fast. It also gives me ideas I might try out when I get bored with the regular game.
Waz:can get an elder scroll in five minutes and beat the game in 20 minutes
Also Waz: Can't open containers
Congrats my Friend, you are just insane.
How does it feel if your only real Competitor is yourself? ♥
Tbh I've always just focused on my own times anyway and not worried about WR or anything, so competition doesn't really matter. I find speedrunning more fun if you're just after self improvement rather than competing and after a specific time.
Though I would love it if we had more runners and more competition, Skyrim deserves it imo. :)
@@Waz you are such a great person.
I also made some runs just to get under 1 Hour and i reached this goal.
At the Moment I'm doing a training as an IT-Specialist so i have no Time and Focus for Speedruns, but i will come back to Skyrim for sure :D
@@Waz *"Smart"*
The first few lines the speed run starts are fitting - “how’s he move so damn fast? What’s the hurry?”
The horse punch, haha
Imaging seeing this guy irl just zoom past you after jumping off of a horse
Played it so fast, he didn't even learn that you can open containers with "E".
21:15 - 24:00 “yt- fr- sh- ah- nh- no- we-“
Watching this is a like a visualization of how it feels when my mother tells me what her dream was about.
Jarl: What’s going on here?
Dragonborn: BWEEEOREEEOREEOREE
Arngeir: “Have you learned nothing from us?”
Dragonborn: “Yes”
POV: You're a peaceful NPC observing the Dragonborn yeeting himself across the map and yoinking artifacts
Almost 3 years now and this record still stands
3 years now and the record still stands.
“Waz, the school bus arrives in about 30 minutes!”
Waz: 0:00
17:09
Paarthurnax: Lost funt. You are too late, Aldruin!
Aldruin: are you kidding me?
0:03 Ralof: "What's the hurry?" Perfect 👌
I laughed so hard every time he did the horse glitch. Badass run, i had no idea half of this existed
🤸♀️
🐎 🪨
Withing two seconds:
Imperial Soldier: How does it move so damn fast?
And I feel special when I already have the dragonstone, before farengar told me to get it
I beat the game today it took me 135 hours.
Nice
55hrs in and im at the peace treaty woopsie
so fast Delphine couldn't even change lmfao
- This is impressive...
- Yeah, this guy has the world record in skyrim.
- That too, but I meant that he did all that and the game didn't crash.
Alduin: *on his way to helgen*
Dragonborn: *flying by* “see you in 5 ;)”
Amazing job, good for you to keep improving on this speedrun, such dedication
5:23 "you have committed crimes against ... smart!"
Still working on my Speedrun of the main quest..... so far it 5 years 4 month 6 hours and like 23 minutes
I love how not even speed runners can figure out a way to make Esbern open those f*cking locks any faster
Bro was the bucket really nestlescary to get into high hrothgar instead of the stairs
You almost killed Alduin as fast as I did on my first playthrough when I killed him on the first strike with Mehrunes' Razor :P
Alduin can't be one shot by Mehrun's Razor
Corey H I think early when the game came out you could
@@coreyh6207 if you use enchant/potion exploit you can kill him in one hit with an unenchanted wooden sword... so yes, yes you can
@@qxdeath13 a wooden sword is not mehrune's razor
Silverfur_ no shit sherlock, im saying even a wooden sword can do that so of course mehruns razor can
Ralof: Hey so you can drink potions, collect some here!!
Dragonborn: Haha wizzy elder scroll machine go vrrrm
I like how this guy always sets time aside in his speed runs to marry marcurio, true love indeed
I’m honestly more impressed at the fact someone learned how to do this
Man was killing dragons in a vision of the past he was so powerful.
in no other game do you arrange a wedding in a FUCKING SPEEDRUN