YMS: Cyberbully (Full Review)

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  • @katawatenshu
    @katawatenshu 8 ปีที่แล้ว +965

    She is a pretty good actress though, she really makes you believe her character is that stupid

    • @StriderOwO
      @StriderOwO 8 ปีที่แล้ว +101

      I never realized how much of a good actress she is until I found this comment.

    • @tesshope4449
      @tesshope4449 8 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      wasn't she in Hannah Montana?

    • @northerncardinalstudios
      @northerncardinalstudios 8 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      +Tess Hope Yep. Oh, how times have changed. Or not really. She wasn't that great in that either

    • @HoratioAccel
      @HoratioAccel 8 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      +nick maurer she was in spy kids too

    • @molecule_x920
      @molecule_x920 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      +Tess Hope no, you're thinking of Miley Cyrus

  • @uhhhjok9415
    @uhhhjok9415 7 ปีที่แล้ว +2117

    i feel like this movie was made by adults who know nothing about the internet

    • @talithahussey1052
      @talithahussey1052 7 ปีที่แล้ว +42

      Seiko Shinohara Seiko, don't kick the bucket. You have too much to live for.

    • @matthewolsen103
      @matthewolsen103 7 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      wolf amoung us she didn't suicide tho ,:l

    • @talithahussey1052
      @talithahussey1052 7 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Goldminergamer I know man, it's just a joke.

    • @matthewolsen103
      @matthewolsen103 7 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      wolf amoung us BUT SHE IS STILL MISSED GOD damnit I WATCH BEDBANANAS INSANITY FOR A REASON! I want to forget the sorrow...

    • @talithahussey1052
      @talithahussey1052 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Goldminergamer truth

  • @vaporwavejuice5874
    @vaporwavejuice5874 2 ปีที่แล้ว +524

    This review came out 9 years ago, and I still can't get over the scene where the guy says he gets called homophobic slurs and the girl replies, "yeah, but the stuff they say about me isn't true"
    What the actual fuck lmfao

    • @weenieboi3536
      @weenieboi3536 ปีที่แล้ว +30

      same. i still can't believe the had her say that line, lmao.

    • @rowybowie
      @rowybowie ปีที่แล้ว +101

      I am deeply fascinated by that line cause it somewhat implies that the shit being said about her would be okay or at least less harmful if she actually did sleep with a lot of guys

    • @AWasteOfYourTime8205
      @AWasteOfYourTime8205 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      She's basically telling him to fuck off it's like a white person bullying a black person and calling them the n word and then going "Well you are black its true so it doesn't matter LOL"

    • @dcap79
      @dcap79 11 หลายเดือนก่อน

      I was thinking that's like people calling me the "N-word" and someone telling me "well, you ARE black." What the actual fuck?

    • @stephenfiler3204
      @stephenfiler3204 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +33

      The writers clearly had to go out of their way to have this exchange, and lots of other people had to approve it. Were they trying to say that casual homophobia is okay? Were they trying to say that writing mean things on social media is okay if the claims can be proven? I would genuinely love to ask the writers what they were thinking at the time.

  • @ShadowMancer97
    @ShadowMancer97 7 ปีที่แล้ว +2002

    "You're anonymous, you can't see the person you're hurting..."
    Except you could... like every single day, since you decided to do it to your best friend. Brilliant plot 10/10

    • @thesmartone8149
      @thesmartone8149 6 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      Picklechu Brilliant plan, am I right?

    • @vlad5042
      @vlad5042 5 ปีที่แล้ว +128

      the whole "internet anonymity" thing is pretty much ruined by all the characters going to the same school. the cyberbullying is just an extension of regular school bullying, other than the girl pretending to be a dude theres nothing all that internet-specific about it.

    • @darth_autismo
      @darth_autismo 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      👏 bravo

    • @thelostonetxt8450
      @thelostonetxt8450 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@vlad5042 a girl like her did what thus movie tried to do so much better I feel..

    • @Adamant_Adam
      @Adamant_Adam 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@thelostonetxt8450 honestly, yeah. I actually have a lot of respect for that movie in how they handled it. at least, they did better than 13 reasons why...

  • @kingdestroyah
    @kingdestroyah 8 ปีที่แล้ว +4338

    Press F to pay respects to everyone who got the cap off

  • @SunnieHedgehog
    @SunnieHedgehog 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1460

    "I'm a naughty bad girl someone should spank me."
    I'm making a Clicksters account and that's gonna be on my about page.

    • @seanunknown6868
      @seanunknown6868 7 ปีที่แล้ว +30

      SNES Bro thank you for making my day

    • @aguy7371
      @aguy7371 7 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      Willy Gilligas That'll be a horrible experience. Better make sure you can get the cap off.

    • @blueregardinkwood4875
      @blueregardinkwood4875 7 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      SNES Bro oh babycakes you so crazy.

    • @understatednub807
      @understatednub807 7 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      Or better yet, get the cap off like 24h in advance.

    • @blknmongl342
      @blknmongl342 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      "Let's say, for the sake of argument, I'm a naughty bad girl..."

  • @daveypocket8847
    @daveypocket8847 2 ปีที่แล้ว +740

    The worst part to me, about this entire film, is that not only is it based on the real story of a girl who actually killed herself because of the manipulative cyberbullying brought on by her former best friend, but they make her out to be a bitch. Sociopaths wrote this movie.

    • @vaporwavejuice5874
      @vaporwavejuice5874 2 ปีที่แล้ว +99

      This comment actually hurt me worse than the actual movie
      I hope the poor girls family and friends never saw this movie. And how it made their loved one out to be a heartless monster. That's horrible.

    • @kmoth6911
      @kmoth6911 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@loli_cvnt5622 Dude, your name is loli cvnt, you are the last person to judge people for being awful. Why don't you take your high horse and your fvcked logic, then fvck off in your white van you chester.

    • @anime_cyko
      @anime_cyko 2 ปีที่แล้ว +45

      @@vaporwavejuice5874 I have not found a single article that directly reflects this person. If he’s referring to Amanda Todd then WAY wrong. She wasn’t just cyber bullied but the guy was a actual hacker who extorted her and threatened to kill her family.

    • @beautyandtheoffbeats
      @beautyandtheoffbeats 2 ปีที่แล้ว +77

      @@anime_cyko This wasn’t based off of Amanda, this was based off of another girl named Megan Meier during the MySpace era, her friend and her friends mother decided to cyberbully her on the site by catfishing as a male for the sake of catty teen girl gossip, she wanted to “defend” her daughter.
      It gotten so bad that she killed herself
      the best friend and her mother knew the pain they cause on the girl, and the blood they have on they’re hands but still send condolences and gifts to the grieving family. Truly pieces of shit.

    • @karaoconnoraliasraidra
      @karaoconnoraliasraidra 2 ปีที่แล้ว +33

      @@beautyandtheoffbeats Didn’t that bully and her parents also whine that the public/media was being unfair to them by calling them the hateful monsters they are?

  • @carsonchiu6069
    @carsonchiu6069 7 ปีที่แล้ว +786

    lol How do you make an anti bullying movie with the main character basically bullying another student? like "but you're actually gay (so you're weird and its ok to make fun of you)"

    • @StardustLegend
      @StardustLegend 6 ปีที่แล้ว +101

      Carson Chiu why didn't they make that dude the main character!? It would've been 100% better!

    • @parasiteprincess3923
      @parasiteprincess3923 6 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      Ugh seriously that was so disgusting, I can't believe you're supposed to pity this spoiled, stuck-up, wonderbread bitch

    • @jun-hs4eo
      @jun-hs4eo 4 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      Carson Chiu I was so annoyed when she said “but your actually gay”

    • @Driver-qt9jh
      @Driver-qt9jh 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      yeah, that had to be my favourite part too, I really hope that this was on purpose or the people making this movie must be brain dead.

    • @dudebroguy3357
      @dudebroguy3357 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@Driver-qt9jh glory to arstotska

  • @wariocunt
    @wariocunt 9 ปีที่แล้ว +771

    Cyberbullying is a real issue, you guys. I went on the internet once and I killed myself.

    • @Shadowmew55
      @Shadowmew55 9 ปีที่แล้ว +66

      John Eisenmann i cri evry teim :c. No but seriously, I have the same issue. I would've killed myself, but I couldn't get the cap off.

    • @Chart_Charles
      @Chart_Charles 9 ปีที่แล้ว +77

      At least you could get the cap off

    • @FourteenthAngel
      @FourteenthAngel 9 ปีที่แล้ว

      John Eisenmann So how are making this post if you killed yourself?

    • @Chart_Charles
      @Chart_Charles 9 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      ***** have you heard of this magical thing called "a joke"

    • @FourteenthAngel
      @FourteenthAngel 9 ปีที่แล้ว

      Edward norton *sigh* I know, dammit.

  • @theblankking1966
    @theblankking1966 9 ปีที่แล้ว +1253

    My Health teacher showed this in class once to teach us the negative effects of bullying, and of course, cyber bullying
    She literally stopped the movie minutes after the "Can't get the cap off" scene, and just told use to go outside. You fail as an educational movie when a Teacher thinks Students going outside and f*cking around is more healthy than your movie.

    • @jaxonwarwick1246
      @jaxonwarwick1246 9 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      xD

    • @rekcere
      @rekcere 8 ปีที่แล้ว +53

      I think you're lying. I want to believe you, but it's just to good to be true.

    • @theblankking1966
      @theblankking1966 8 ปีที่แล้ว +106

      ***** Your right, it was as soon as the girl went to the therapy session. She most likely had to take some time to make up her mind BEFORE deciding yes, going outside is more healthy than this movie.

    • @theequalizer694
      @theequalizer694 8 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      +The Blank King thanks dipshit now there's a fucking thing of cheerio somewhere in my brian beacuse of that comment

    • @rekcere
      @rekcere 8 ปีที่แล้ว +46

      Mharti McDonalds Sorry about your Brian

  • @Ccsterling98
    @Ccsterling98 7 ปีที่แล้ว +688

    "She decides to join a support group, for other people who couldn't get the cap off" -Adam

  • @Skadfun
    @Skadfun 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1601

    I love how casual the brother is during the suicide scene.

    • @internetperson3228
      @internetperson3228 6 ปีที่แล้ว +84

      Skadfun He doesn't give a single crap about her, it feels like he has no emotions.

    • @ciddyvicious6889
      @ciddyvicious6889 6 ปีที่แล้ว +236

      He probably wasn't that concerned since she couldn't even get the damn cap of.

    • @internetperson3228
      @internetperson3228 6 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Ciddy Vicious Pufffssshhh lol right, dumbass girl.

    • @godisdeadandimheretorule4580
      @godisdeadandimheretorule4580 6 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      heh. 69 likes.

    • @mmurdoch6190
      @mmurdoch6190 6 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      Maybe the brother didn't even know about the girl planning to attempt suicide. Idk.

  • @kikiza123
    @kikiza123 8 ปีที่แล้ว +3004

    that ending was so unrealistic... no actual group high school students would band together like that

    • @SylentVoidkeeper
      @SylentVoidkeeper 8 ปีที่แล้ว +385

      They'd get laughed out of the room

    • @theviewer6889
      @theviewer6889 8 ปีที่แล้ว +116

      Someone would get beaten up, probably the few kids who tried to sort out the problem (I know cause I've seen it).

    • @theviewer6889
      @theviewer6889 8 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Cellisperfect Are you calling me one or the kid who got beat up one?

    • @SylentVoidkeeper
      @SylentVoidkeeper 8 ปีที่แล้ว +72

      +The Viewer I'm talking about what would happen in real life during the ending

    • @theviewer6889
      @theviewer6889 8 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Cellisperfect Ah, ok.

  • @Nukanator10
    @Nukanator10 7 ปีที่แล้ว +3497

    This movie has the most tamed insults and bullying I've ever seen.

  • @justonebitch1862
    @justonebitch1862 7 ปีที่แล้ว +675

    my whole grade had to watch this movie in health class, now the "i can't open the cap" scene has become a complete meme amongst us. whenever we watch movies about suicide or drug abuse it always goes back to the cap; oh she opened the cap this time, i can't open the cap syndrome, etc

    • @nrthe2videos514
      @nrthe2videos514 2 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Sound like something me and my friends would do

    • @kittencorp.3295
      @kittencorp.3295 2 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      Amongst us?!?!

    • @papershadow
      @papershadow 2 ปีที่แล้ว +42

      I remember the day after we watched it in my health class, a kid made a show of not being able to open a bottle of water, and when the teacher asked what he was doing, he deadass said "I can't get the cap off" while looking her dead in the eye.
      This movie is the most "how do you do, fellow kids?" bullying-subject movie I've ever seen, so of course it appears in Health Classes.

    • @ZZ-tp4ny
      @ZZ-tp4ny 2 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      @@kittencorp.3295 i hate that i thought the same thing. this poor person

    • @mesotolioma5089
      @mesotolioma5089 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Amongst us

  • @kayleigh1991
    @kayleigh1991 7 ปีที่แล้ว +294

    I was bullied in high school (yknow, real life) and the one girl tried bullying me online and guess what I did? Removed her comment and blocked her. There's no block button in real life but there is online.

    • @thepie193
      @thepie193 7 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      Kayleigh thanks for having a mind

    • @jakenbake3127
      @jakenbake3127 4 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      You can block them with a hammer

    • @jakenbake3127
      @jakenbake3127 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      But don't

    • @alexalcalaortiz368
      @alexalcalaortiz368 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@jakenbake3127 that will get you blocked from society though

  • @zla3031
    @zla3031 7 ปีที่แล้ว +433

    I am too gay to lift

  • @wazappoful
    @wazappoful 8 ปีที่แล้ว +1326

    Oh no! my suicide has been thwarted by a child proof lock

    • @zinnydin2345
      @zinnydin2345 8 ปีที่แล้ว +45

      +Dio Brando You thought this was a youtube comment BUT IT WAS ME! DIO!

    • @raddude4334
      @raddude4334 8 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Come on dio, you could have used the world to rip off the cap

    • @joeganbogan270
      @joeganbogan270 8 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      +King Bobo Spook I'M THE TRESHMAN

    • @mitrimind1027
      @mitrimind1027 8 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      +Jelly Jams Maybe it's natural selection when dumbasses kill themselves.

    • @beck5183
      @beck5183 8 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      +Advisorofdark Gaming Yup because actual depression and other mental problems that cause suicidal thoughts aren't a thing **sarcasm**

  • @TheLadyIntegra
    @TheLadyIntegra 2 ปีที่แล้ว +129

    "Today's my dad's birthday too" is probably the most realistic high school dialogue I've ever heard. What's not realistic is the teacher announcing it. None of my teachers gave a shit, but any other high school kids would totally drop a "today's my relatives birthday" line, because that's the shallow shit kids use to relate to each other when they have nothing more interesting to say

    • @LifesNeverHumDrum
      @LifesNeverHumDrum 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      It’s like the teen equivalent to “my grandma had a pony”

  • @BigTylt
    @BigTylt 7 ปีที่แล้ว +180

    Plot twist: the movie ends with the mother being fined for misuse of emergency services.

    • @silverfang4583
      @silverfang4583 6 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      Super Tylt Plot Twist: she gets the cap off

    • @stanley6035
      @stanley6035 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Wack

    • @dirrdevil
      @dirrdevil 5 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Eh, them showing up for a supposed suicide attempt isn't really a bad thing. But it looks like the girl is still taken to a hospital afterwards? I guess she would need to be admitted somewhere to be on a suicide watch and receive counseling, but if she didn't take any pills, there's no need to go to a hospital.

    • @karkahn
      @karkahn 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@dirrdevil a year late but w/e. it might be different in other countries, but in canada even a thwarted attempt like the one the movie tried to portray would result in the person who is suicidal being taken to the hospital and put on a 72 hour hold in the psych ward.

  • @nighty7913
    @nighty7913 8 ปีที่แล้ว +332

    this comment is in remembrance of everyone who got the cap off

  • @gianni206
    @gianni206 9 ปีที่แล้ว +210

    "I found out you could just block the person"
    "OMG I NEVER THOUGHT OF THAT"

  • @Ghosty144
    @Ghosty144 7 ปีที่แล้ว +216

    12:46 What kind of person is so intent on trolling another person that they pay for a giant photocopy of their face and make a video specifically about them? That's like, Chris-chan levels of trolling.
    Regina: "Why are you so obsessed with me?"

    • @ladyheavdev
      @ladyheavdev 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      🎶Why you so obsessed with me? I dont wanna know know🎶

    • @Predator20357
      @Predator20357 2 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      We call this a “I’m a 2D villain that has no self awareness”

    • @marytijerina9764
      @marytijerina9764 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Pretty sure a stunt like that would backfire gloriously

  • @foxtooth3571
    @foxtooth3571 7 ปีที่แล้ว +302

    A while back my teacher played this movie in class, all me and my friends did was make fun of the suicide part, when the girl says "i cant get the cap off"

    • @foxtooth3571
      @foxtooth3571 7 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      its meant to be such a serious scene but its so fucking funny

    • @isaacgray2909
      @isaacgray2909 7 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      How did your teacher reacted?

    • @foxtooth3571
      @foxtooth3571 7 ปีที่แล้ว +34

      he laughed it off and made fun of it too

    • @isaacgray2909
      @isaacgray2909 7 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Ah, good to know.

    • @someonetgg
      @someonetgg 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@foxtooth3571 I wish i had a teacher like yours.

  • @Krawberry
    @Krawberry 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1440

    I say worse shit to my best friends than the bullys in this movie

    • @hazardrider8317
      @hazardrider8317 7 ปีที่แล้ว +186

      My friend says worse stuff about himself than the bullies in this movie

    • @drosso4956
      @drosso4956 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      SuperHackaDaru same here

    • @gabbywest5723
      @gabbywest5723 6 ปีที่แล้ว +39

      I say worse things to myself.

    • @ryriclan3425
      @ryriclan3425 6 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      Anyone who doesn't dick around on the internet is clearly not a human.

    • @kingcry3219
      @kingcry3219 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Sour Skittles I do too

  • @idiot685
    @idiot685 8 ปีที่แล้ว +835

    7:47 "Too gay to lift."
    Can someone put this on my tombstone when I die?

    • @idiot685
      @idiot685 8 ปีที่แล้ว +40

      Also, I want 'Somebody get the mods!' to be my last words.

    • @truegrimdusk5693
      @truegrimdusk5693 8 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      I think it was "too gay to live."

    • @StriderOwO
      @StriderOwO 8 ปีที่แล้ว +38

      No, it was definitely "lift"

    • @TransmutedCuppyCake
      @TransmutedCuppyCake 8 ปีที่แล้ว +57

      Too gay to lift would be the BEST insult ever to get. Do you even lift brah? No too gay.

    • @midnightshawarmallama4012
      @midnightshawarmallama4012 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      Me 2

  • @hittingyouoverthehead
    @hittingyouoverthehead ปีที่แล้ว +44

    You gotta love the character that says "Well, people insult your sexuality because you ARE gay. I am not like that. I don't deserve all this hate."

  • @rovirejams5391
    @rovirejams5391 7 ปีที่แล้ว +96

    This hurts in a spiritual sense when you realize that Cyberbully on TH-cam has 10 mil views and the comments are melodramatic....

  • @scottpilgrimpwns
    @scottpilgrimpwns 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1479

    Gotta admit, those bullies are very dedicated to have printed out a big picture of the girl and cut the eyeholes in it. That must have taken a while.

    • @chrisd2375
      @chrisd2375 7 ปีที่แล้ว +111

      DrowzeeDreamer and in color too

    • @panicatthefallout7710
      @panicatthefallout7710 7 ปีที่แล้ว +66

      DrowzeeDreamer damn I wish kids put that much effort into high school.

    • @Gobbersmack
      @Gobbersmack 7 ปีที่แล้ว +87

      It's what happens when the drama team is also the school bullies.

    • @Kassidar
      @Kassidar 7 ปีที่แล้ว +70

      The real joke is that level of personal targeted attack would warrant police intervention on grounds of "harassment" which was a thing before the internet existed.
      This movie is clearly a case of adults who grew up without the internet and not understanding shit about it and having no experience to help the children who now have to deal with it, so they blame the internet itself rather than their own inadequacy. This shit will last exactly one generation (the baby boomers and older), and they're already on the way out.

    • @scottpilgrimpwns
      @scottpilgrimpwns 7 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      Kassidar Cyberbullying the movie = "DURR HURR TECHNOLOGY IS SCARY AND THOMAS EDISON WAS A WITCH"

  • @P_araps
    @P_araps 7 ปีที่แล้ว +2061

    15:22
    "Where's Taylor?"
    "How should I know, I'm grounded."
    The best line in the movie.

    • @imnotacat3798
      @imnotacat3798 7 ปีที่แล้ว +352

      "How should I know I'm grounded"
      SHES IN YOUR FUCKING HOUSE

    • @PolishNomad95
      @PolishNomad95 7 ปีที่แล้ว +128

      *grounded in reality

    • @taylorthebnnuy
      @taylorthebnnuy 6 ปีที่แล้ว +33

      6 feet under

    • @mustlyrash425
      @mustlyrash425 6 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      & full of real world problems?

    • @AutisticTransbian04
      @AutisticTransbian04 6 ปีที่แล้ว +40

      Did u forget about "Too Gay To Lift"

  • @329link
    @329link 7 ปีที่แล้ว +67

    THEY SHOW THIS AT SCHOOL. I'VE GIVEN UP.

    • @nman551
      @nman551 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Yep

  • @ryder2341
    @ryder2341 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +32

    12 years later and "I CAN'T GET THE CAP OFF" is trending on Twitter, absolutely glorious

  • @AlexTheEpicHD
    @AlexTheEpicHD 10 ปีที่แล้ว +574

    I used to worry that people on the internet would find me in real life. Now I worry that real life people will find me online.
    That being said, this movie sucks.

    • @manofcassidy
      @manofcassidy 10 ปีที่แล้ว +65

      I am worried about all people finding me. but only because I am a knife murderer.

    • @feliciayeppo1845
      @feliciayeppo1845 10 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      Ciaran Cassidy Really? I used a bat myself.

    • @Rhodair
      @Rhodair 10 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      I like whipping people in the face with electric eels (always use gloves)

    • @feliciayeppo1845
      @feliciayeppo1845 10 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I have to try that one!

    • @manofcassidy
      @manofcassidy 10 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      I feel like at this point I should probably say I'm joking.

  • @v1c-was-her3
    @v1c-was-her3 7 ปีที่แล้ว +543

    "...over 9000 penises..."
    I have never laughed harder in my life

    • @evanwang328
      @evanwang328 7 ปีที่แล้ว +34

      Vic Art All on one person.

    • @origamireal
      @origamireal 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Vic Art he he, harder

    • @v1c-was-her3
      @v1c-was-her3 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      Whoop La
      I see what you did there
      Even though it was not intentional.

    • @origamireal
      @origamireal 7 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Vic Art well be careful next time

    • @weiyin8046
      @weiyin8046 7 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      it's ovER NINE THOUSAND

  • @DravenUrei
    @DravenUrei 7 ปีที่แล้ว +264

    Rebecca Black seems actually pretty chill. Justin Beiber is an asshole, though. Also, that Kung Pow cry kills me everytime.

    • @ishybeats
      @ishybeats 5 ปีที่แล้ว +44

      She really does, she even has favorite parodies of herself. She's the perfect example of what to do with "internet bullies".

  • @samguine_art
    @samguine_art 2 ปีที่แล้ว +80

    Back when I was in Hs this movie came out and my English teacher tried to make it a serious lecture moment. For a week we watched it in parts and then the part when she couldn’t get the bottle open, everyone laughed in unison and the teacher got so mad she turned it off and we had reading hour. She said we ruined the message. Lol

    • @BreezyStreamy
      @BreezyStreamy 2 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      I always laugh at that part

    • @Hollow_Tim
      @Hollow_Tim ปีที่แล้ว

      A lot of of people had dumbass teachers apparently. I think most of my teachers in highschool would've probably laughed at that part too.

    • @sadie8834
      @sadie8834 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      She should’ve chosen a better movie or a documentary.

  • @kennarcisse1915
    @kennarcisse1915 8 ปีที่แล้ว +658

    You know... A 2015 version of this film came out recently...
    Adam Pls

    • @ryanweisslmao
      @ryanweisslmao 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      What's the name of it?

    • @pizzapastacoalition6831
      @pizzapastacoalition6831 8 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      +Ken Narcisse If this is true, I will eagerly board the "get Adam to review this" train.

    • @kennarcisse1915
      @kennarcisse1915 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      A 2015 Version of this film did come out. It will be released on DVD on February 8.

    • @bothi00
      @bothi00 8 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      +Ken Narcisse is that the one with Maisie Williams?

    • @weebeegoblins5683
      @weebeegoblins5683 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      +Ken Narcisse I would love to see Adam do the 2015 version.

  • @Fish-ld3sl
    @Fish-ld3sl 8 ปีที่แล้ว +542

    Guys, I have an announcement. I'm too gay to lift.

    • @Fish-ld3sl
      @Fish-ld3sl 8 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      Osmosis Wright noice

    • @kasairan8492
      @kasairan8492 8 ปีที่แล้ว +54

      +Caleb Sciannella i ship it

    • @isaiahphillip4112
      @isaiahphillip4112 8 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      ur nasty and a bitch.

    • @FreezingMocha
      @FreezingMocha 8 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      And you couldn't get the cap off?

    • @TheGuy735
      @TheGuy735 8 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Roanin Rives What are you fucking 2Gay2Lift?

  • @nejdalej
    @nejdalej 6 ปีที่แล้ว +56

    *I C A N T G E T T H E C A P O F F *

    • @kyleeclements1955
      @kyleeclements1955 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      nejdalej stupid childproof caps

    • @ren1245
      @ren1245 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Kylee Clements Is that a _Heathers_ reference?

    • @kyleeclements1955
      @kyleeclements1955 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Ren [Insert last name here] yes......

  • @quicktips7462
    @quicktips7462 7 ปีที่แล้ว +49

    Taylor and her friends treat each other worse than the "bullies" in this movie lol

    • @AWasteOfYourTime8205
      @AWasteOfYourTime8205 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Ikr? I think the movie needs to look up the meaning of friends

  • @brendamargareth3994
    @brendamargareth3994 7 ปีที่แล้ว +634

    Cool cat saves the kids educate me better about bullying more than this movie

    • @MAFDOMiNUS
      @MAFDOMiNUS 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      true

    • @coveycube6764
      @coveycube6764 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Ravioli ravioli learn to speak Englisholi

    • @martintarlera164
      @martintarlera164 7 ปีที่แล้ว +31

      A episode of WANDER. OVER. YONDER taught me this lesson better than this piece of shit could probably ever could (I haven't seen it and probably never will because of this review plus I like WOY).

    • @kverie2846
      @kverie2846 7 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      Cool Cat kills a Cyberbully

    • @imnotacat3798
      @imnotacat3798 7 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Cool cat gets the cap off

  • @elizabethpage_
    @elizabethpage_ 7 ปีที่แล้ว +492

    "I CANT GET THE CAP OFF" im dead

    • @gigaolimar29
      @gigaolimar29 7 ปีที่แล้ว +62

      NotSoSecretSpy she's not

    • @llamaryder1
      @llamaryder1 7 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      gigaolimar29 movie would've been much better if she was

    • @bestshowontheweb
      @bestshowontheweb 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Not if you can't get the cap off.

    • @ryriclan3425
      @ryriclan3425 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Might just be my weak lil' fleshling arms, but I always end up making my friend open those bastardly pill bottles.
      And jars. Fucking jars, man.

  • @aenjgeal
    @aenjgeal 7 ปีที่แล้ว +274

    Is the dad-subplot ever resolved? They sure do mention it a lot but I don't care enough to watch the movie and find out

    • @poopshipdestroy3r
      @poopshipdestroy3r 7 ปีที่แล้ว +88

      It doesn't get resolved

    • @waynetech10
      @waynetech10 7 ปีที่แล้ว +55

      He called, later in the film.

    • @henryebisike1385
      @henryebisike1385 7 ปีที่แล้ว +42

      Robert Scruggs but never showed up

    • @dravenwilliams3710
      @dravenwilliams3710 6 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      it really isn't

    • @kennyrgb2700
      @kennyrgb2700 6 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      muh tragic backstory: the daddy issues edition

  • @fayeenoki7429
    @fayeenoki7429 7 ปีที่แล้ว +39

    If you can't take even the slightest of insults then you really shouldn't go on the internet, ever.

  • @dramawind
    @dramawind 8 ปีที่แล้ว +1546

    They showed us this movie at school and at the "I can't get the cap off" scene the entire school was laughing so fucking hard.

    • @AgentMacklinFBI
      @AgentMacklinFBI 8 ปีที่แล้ว +64

      same with our class

    • @dramawind
      @dramawind 8 ปีที่แล้ว +156

      Tad Strange It really makes you wonder... were they actually trying to make the scene funny when they were making it? It makes the main character look so stupid. What was the point of it, they could easily come up with some other excuse as to why she couldn't kill herself in time before her mother arrived...

    • @AgentMacklinFBI
      @AgentMacklinFBI 8 ปีที่แล้ว +135

      +Dramawind they should've done it where she takes the pills, her mom gets home right after she takes them, the mom finds her, doctors come in take her and she survives. That's all.

    • @dramawind
      @dramawind 8 ปีที่แล้ว +79

      Tad Strange Yes. That would justify why she had to be taken to a hospital.

    • @AgentMacklinFBI
      @AgentMacklinFBI 8 ปีที่แล้ว +64

      +Dramawind we could've written this movie.

  • @lltoon
    @lltoon 9 ปีที่แล้ว +1136

    I actually really liked the movie. Best comedy I've watched to date.

    • @MartiniSaysNo
      @MartiniSaysNo 9 ปีที่แล้ว +88

      It's a shit Sci-fi film though

    • @Eziokilla9595
      @Eziokilla9595 9 ปีที่แล้ว +60

      John Doge Last time I checked, it was hardcore, torture porn.

    • @whoathere558
      @whoathere558 9 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      lltoon Are you sure, I though After Earth was a bit better at making me laugh!

    • @whoathere558
      @whoathere558 9 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      LilOrphan TwelveGauge Shyamalan plot twist, there were no caps. *DUN DUN DUUUUNNN*

    • @SerasChan
      @SerasChan 9 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      LilOrphan TwelveGauge HA!

  • @ruvven3499
    @ruvven3499 7 ปีที่แล้ว +34

    UGH, I can't get this cap off!!
    NUUUuueeeeuughhhhh

  • @TheDeathby2
    @TheDeathby2 2 ปีที่แล้ว +38

    This video should be put in a time capsule.

  • @RoyUnit
    @RoyUnit 9 ปีที่แล้ว +784

    Why would anyone write an attempted suicide scene where someone "can't get the cap off"? Why not make it realistic by having the girl take the pills, OD and barely survive because her friend found her in time? Y'know, like an ACTUAL ATTEMPTED SUICIDE. That way they could build some real tension and show the consequences of bullying graphically, instead of making the audience burst out laughing.

    • @Papillonidae
      @Papillonidae 9 ปีที่แล้ว +112

      Roy Unit Just showing her trying to take the pills and crying would have been more powerful than "I CAN'T GET THE CAP OFF!"

    • @junjujinz
      @junjujinz 9 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      Roy Unit It's a made-for-TV family movie. Although your idea would be better, it's a bit too intense for it's target demographic.

    • @bothi00
      @bothi00 9 ปีที่แล้ว +31

      junjujinz Because it's target demographic and people who like this movie are retarded

    • @junjujinz
      @junjujinz 9 ปีที่แล้ว

      Teebz 1000 And 12 year old girls.

    • @bothi00
      @bothi00 9 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      junjujinz I know plenty of 12 year old girls that agree with me fully that this movie is retarded and kind of offensively stupid. Horrible, bland, unsympathetic characters, STUPID plot hole filled plot and illogical things being done and said that a fucking 9 year old would realise is quite stupid. And of course, the HILARIOUS suicide 'attempt' scene.
      So your point being...?

  • @sumsaudi
    @sumsaudi 9 ปีที่แล้ว +429

    IN REAL LIFE, PEOPLE DIE WHEN WHEN THEY ARE KILLED

    • @mikasashanigua-san5644
      @mikasashanigua-san5644 8 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      actually, in real life... people are killed when they die.

    • @sumsaudi
      @sumsaudi 8 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Shut up,I didn't ask you what it "actually" is.

    • @mikasashanigua-san5644
      @mikasashanigua-san5644 8 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      +michael williams then that means i corrected you without you asking. what a good person i am.

    • @jankansi5679
      @jankansi5679 8 ปีที่แล้ว +44

      People die when they can get the cap off

    • @korrayui3455
      @korrayui3455 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      OMFG REALLYYY?!!11?3?????!!!!!!!

  • @lobeliaowl2482
    @lobeliaowl2482 2 ปีที่แล้ว +24

    I think the fact that this video is 9 years old now and still feels recent really highlights the quality of his videos. It’s really nice

    • @after-hours
      @after-hours ปีที่แล้ว

      I was thinking the same thing

  • @eduardorickrot4763
    @eduardorickrot4763 2 ปีที่แล้ว +21

    "if you're not very smart, than don't go on the internet"
    If only the world had listened...

  • @Dante45p
    @Dante45p 7 ปีที่แล้ว +283

    wait the gay guy should be fine with gay insults?

    • @arikiri4182
      @arikiri4182 7 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      +dah715
      No?? Why would he like being insulted?

    • @avalasialove
      @avalasialove 6 ปีที่แล้ว +57

      I think the person is referring to the scene where Taylor responds to him by saying "It's not really the same thing. I mean, you really are gay. What they're saying about me isn't true." I thin he/she is questioning why the movie seems to think that he should take the insults because he "really is gay."

    • @samfisher3575
      @samfisher3575 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      @@Gammera2000 do you really think this movie is that smart?

    • @AWasteOfYourTime8205
      @AWasteOfYourTime8205 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@samfisher3575 yeah no it's retarded beyond belief

    • @joshraid1550
      @joshraid1550 8 หลายเดือนก่อน

      This also implies that if you are a slut than this behavior is okay, and that a girl who has lots of sex doesn’t deserve basic respect from others.

  • @XiaoAndyPugMan
    @XiaoAndyPugMan 8 ปีที่แล้ว +263

    If you want a good story involving an Internet troll driving someone to suicide, play The Cat Lady. That game handles the subject with care and accuracy and portrays it in a realistic light (well, at least as realistic as you can get in a surreal horror game), unlike this unintentional comedy.

    • @FishJJFish
      @FishJJFish 8 ปีที่แล้ว +34

      +Ash Kitt or Bully: Scholarship Edition
      Have some fun

    • @pencilstreak9
      @pencilstreak9 8 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      +The Cynical Zoroark You're trying too hard.

    • @FlintDragoon
      @FlintDragoon 8 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      +Xiao Andy if someone is to stupid to ignore move on block delete their account, they would most likely be to stupid to escape a housefire through either a window or door.

    • @XiaoAndyPugMan
      @XiaoAndyPugMan 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      Well, the way it's presented in The Cat Lady kind of justifies it. I won't spoil it, though.

    • @EggHeadJo
      @EggHeadJo 8 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I love the cat lady! it's such a good game

  • @captaincopyright2367
    @captaincopyright2367 7 ปีที่แล้ว +43

    I hate this movie, the insults are extremely tame and inoffensive

    • @h0verman
      @h0verman 7 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      ur nathy an a bith.!

    • @an_alienwashere
      @an_alienwashere 6 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      juice at least i can get the cap off😧

  • @mychannel-lp9iq
    @mychannel-lp9iq ปีที่แล้ว +9

    I miss these kinds of reviews

  • @OriginalSleepyKitten
    @OriginalSleepyKitten 8 ปีที่แล้ว +126

    The mom says the site is inappropriate, her daughter is 25

    • @OriginalSleepyKitten
      @OriginalSleepyKitten 8 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      +OrdisDahCephalon ᅚ ᅚ I know, also, IS SHE STILL IN HIGH SCHOOL?!

    • @ARCtheCartoonMaster
      @ARCtheCartoonMaster 8 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      I'm pretty sure the character's supposed to be a teenager. Yeah, I don't really get why they cast twenty-something-year-olds to play teenagers. I mean, I guess it's because real teenagers are too busy with school, but they could at least get someone who *looks* that young. When I was younger, I always assumed that's just how American teenagers looked (I'm from Australia), and I actually thought Lindsey Ellis (a.k.a. the Nostalgia Chick) was a teenager when I initially discovered her in the early 2010s. And what made me realise otherwise? Discovering that she earned her degree in film studies in 2003. *That's* how much they actually fooled me.

    • @impalabeeper
      @impalabeeper 8 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I am not sure of the specifics but casting someone underage is more difficult because those actors are subject to child protection and labour laws.

    • @SuperSonic-fk6yq
      @SuperSonic-fk6yq 8 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      She was 19 back when the film was released

  • @superturkeylegs
    @superturkeylegs 8 ปีที่แล้ว +392

    I need a link to that fake crying sound effect.

    • @lukejalove1187
      @lukejalove1187 8 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I'm pretty sure it's Miss Piggy from the Muppets, although it's pretty easy to imitate.

    • @Alex-Spooky
      @Alex-Spooky 8 ปีที่แล้ว +81

      No its from the movie Kung Pow Enter the Fist you should actually watch it its pretty hilarious.

    • @TransmutedCuppyCake
      @TransmutedCuppyCake 8 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      A great cell phone ring tone.

    • @luigiepic
      @luigiepic 8 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I JUST REMEMBERED THIS WAS KUNG POW. It was the girl crying effect, right?

    • @chachi9257
      @chachi9257 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      Good thing you guys haven't seen Kung Pow

  • @thunderd7904
    @thunderd7904 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    I love when news channels and dumb movies pretend there isn’t a “block” button

  • @zephcosmic
    @zephcosmic ปีที่แล้ว +22

    I feel like if a bully made a video like that in real life, then THEY would be the one getting bullied. Who looks at that kind of video and goes “Wow, this absolute freak who somehow got a hold of a classmate’s face and made a cardboard piece out of it has a good point!”

    • @AWasteOfYourTime8205
      @AWasteOfYourTime8205 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      This was based on a true story, and the victims mom helped make this movie or something. Apparently, the mom hates her kid because why else would you help make this shitty movie a shitty movie?

  • @stackflow343
    @stackflow343 8 ปีที่แล้ว +420

    in the end she stood up and gave a speech to the bullies. and the whole cafeteria applauded...
    holy shit tumblr wrote this.

    • @ARCtheCartoonMaster
      @ARCtheCartoonMaster 8 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Or maybe it was written by an anti-Tumblr person to speak out against Tumblr - who knows?

    • @FPSDIESEL
      @FPSDIESEL 8 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      That's meta

    • @icecreamguru7584
      @icecreamguru7584 8 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      "The way that you guys need to hurt people, you should talk to someone. Maybe get some help" wtf who would say that?

    • @stackflow343
      @stackflow343 8 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Ice cream Guru
      someone with no experience with actual bullies. who don't care.

    • @THICCJohnny
      @THICCJohnny 8 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      The cafeteria's name? Albert Einstein.

  • @TheCrystalMelonDoesNotDoMeth
    @TheCrystalMelonDoesNotDoMeth 8 ปีที่แล้ว +426

    Honestly, if you go to 4chan, you pretty much become immune to trolls on the internet

    • @Azumongo
      @Azumongo 8 ปีที่แล้ว +62

      +TheCrystalMelon You BECOME the troll. But yeah, true that. It's difficult to take ANYTHING on the internet seriously once you saw how silly it all is because you can find all the stupid stuff on 4chan, just even dumber.

    • @adferxis
      @adferxis 8 ปีที่แล้ว +72

      +Azumongo Went on 4 chan last night, guy said he would shoot his leg when someone got trips (triple digits in number) someone got one on the 3rd post. he put ketchup on his leg and posted the pic with "OP here, this hurts like hell". People saw the ketchup and started screaming "pussy!" and shit. late he posted him putting his finger in the ketchup with "OP here. I taste pretty good."

    • @Azumongo
      @Azumongo 8 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Arstotzkan Representative Thanks for that story, had a good laugh! :D
      Pretty much 4chan in a nutshell right there.

    • @TheCrystalMelonDoesNotDoMeth
      @TheCrystalMelonDoesNotDoMeth 8 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      Azumongo They also created the #endfathersday as a joke but it got taken as truth and then chaos happend xD

    • @adferxis
      @adferxis 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      +TheCrystalMelon lol

  • @Piper-eo2bj
    @Piper-eo2bj 4 ปีที่แล้ว +24

    The ending was an r/thathappened story in movie form

  • @XluthiferX
    @XluthiferX 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +10

    im rewatching some of these old reviews and also like. I think one of my biggest problems w these types of movies is the cyberbullying is NOT the type of cyberbullying that CAN make people suicidal. Someone going "Ur smelly and uglie!" is barely going to do shit, cyberbullying is the act of EXTREME bullying (constant never ending death threats, people ganging up on you saying slurs and how you're worthless, people managing to dig into your personal life and scaring you with that info, etc etc etc u get my point), things that are way more horrible. Movies about cyberbullying, even now yeeeeears later, never do it right.
    they always use cyberbullying that is incredibly tame and are not as bad as the shit u can actually hear irl. I was bullied IRL and the shit they said was way worse then these faked out scenarios, the real cyberbullying i've seen is always worse and more morbid. But they are too afraid to show cyberbullying (and hell, bullying in general) how it /actually/ is. Which just makes it seem like a lackluster mockery of the real thing.
    And I DO think that cyberbullying can be an issue, someone making fun of some random celeb and hating on them isn't the same as a targetted attack by individuals or a hateful community, it can cause people incredible damage. There was a woman recently arrested for cyberbullying HER OWN DAUGHTER. But someone sending you the bare minimum of hating is not nearly as serious, they need to acknowledge the worst aspects of that kind of stuff, but they don't.

  • @Garrettcube
    @Garrettcube 7 ปีที่แล้ว +356

    If anyone tells me that this film captures the true evils of the internet I will tell them that this is SUPER unrealistic.
    Cyberbullying isn't entirely the internet's fault, it's mainly the fault of people who get a kick out of making someone's life on the Internet hell.

    • @LividWizard
      @LividWizard 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      GarrettCube amen!

    • @asdatescosains700
      @asdatescosains700 7 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      How should I know? I'm grounded.

    • @user-dj5qb3rj5i
      @user-dj5qb3rj5i 7 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Way to go! You restated the main points of this video!

    • @genericwhiteman
      @genericwhiteman 7 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      GarrettCube ur ugly and a bitch

    • @koji6745
      @koji6745 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      ur stupid and... have std

  • @rovirejams5391
    @rovirejams5391 7 ปีที่แล้ว +188

    I CAN'T GET *DA KAP OWF*

    • @rovirejams5391
      @rovirejams5391 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Sleeping Night
      Arigato!!!

    • @andromeda4688
      @andromeda4688 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      **GRUNTING**

    • @clyde5450
      @clyde5450 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      *I CANT TURN THE CAPS OFF*

  • @onknoid7494
    @onknoid7494 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    They showed us this in middle school to prepare us for high school and afterwards asked us “now what did we learn from this”

    • @AWasteOfYourTime8205
      @AWasteOfYourTime8205 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      We learned we should throw people in jail for calling someone a name, and everything is the internets fault

  • @garrykoalman3684
    @garrykoalman3684 7 ปีที่แล้ว +505

    For anyone who is suffering from cyberbullying here are a few wise words from an anti-cyberbully expert:
    "Scientists have figured out a way to prevent cyberbullying, it's called closing the fucking computer." - Dr. Filthy Frank (PhD Internet Retardation)

    • @DEADPOOL9AND
      @DEADPOOL9AND 7 ปีที่แล้ว +45

      Garry Koalman Even easier, just use the damn block button.

    • @iggypip3582
      @iggypip3582 7 ปีที่แล้ว +55

      Did the scientists also figure out how to get the cap off, though?

    • @Smallestpenis
      @Smallestpenis 7 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      LPS Cookies311TM I actually have it on good authority that they are still researching that

    • @richardroberson2564
      @richardroberson2564 7 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Garry Koalman WHHHHHAAAAAATTTT

    • @senorsombrero1275
      @senorsombrero1275 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      DEADPOOL9AND wise words from a very wise man

  • @mariabobia69
    @mariabobia69 8 ปีที่แล้ว +544

    A year or two ago, someone tried to troll me, but got frustrated by me not getting angry. Then it turned into a friendship.

    • @tylerr5121
      @tylerr5121 8 ปีที่แล้ว +67

      +MaroonThief Directed by Iggy Aziggy

    • @bengodw7978
      @bengodw7978 8 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      +Tragic Games jacksfilms?

    • @tylerr5121
      @tylerr5121 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      Ben Godw Lol you got teh refrence

    • @bengodw7978
      @bengodw7978 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      Tragic Games cool cool

    • @animotionification
      @animotionification 8 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      +MaroonThief Once I trolled someone and they got pissed as shit then I admitted that I knew I was being a bigot I just didn't care and we became friends and it was beautiful.

  • @AtomicKirby64
    @AtomicKirby64 7 ปีที่แล้ว +567

    I fucking lost it at the "weuweu" part XD

    • @NukTap
      @NukTap 7 ปีที่แล้ว +43

      i lost it when she went to the cyberbully victim group "for people who also couldn't get the cap off"

    • @AtomicKirby64
      @AtomicKirby64 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Jack Newton i couldnt breathe after that cheesy scene!

    • @billywhizz09
      @billywhizz09 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      Yeah same I burst out laughing

    • @darienhall3714
      @darienhall3714 7 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      That's from Kung pow

  • @johnoconnell5004
    @johnoconnell5004 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    This review is a certified hood classic.

  • @047Kenny
    @047Kenny 2 ปีที่แล้ว +21

    We watched this movie in middle school and I got in trouble because I laughed when she couldn’t get the lid off the pill bottle 😭😭😭

  • @psycho_dog33
    @psycho_dog33 8 ปีที่แล้ว +728

    Apparently, the thing that terrifies awful writers the most, is research.

    • @psycho_dog33
      @psycho_dog33 8 ปีที่แล้ว +95

      And finding people who can actually fucking act.

    • @thekinginyellow7029
      @thekinginyellow7029 7 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Research that could have been done on the internet.

    • @AWasteOfYourTime8205
      @AWasteOfYourTime8205 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      And the mom of the girl, this is based off of should have proof read the movie

  • @ancientaxearmor2348
    @ancientaxearmor2348 7 ปีที่แล้ว +841

    "I can't get the cap off" xD omg, I can't breathe. That's comedy gold right there

    • @otimo144
      @otimo144 7 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      or just break off the cap. Just slam it against the sink it is freaking plastic

    • @funkoverload9488
      @funkoverload9488 7 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      AncientAxeArmor what's seals the deal is her face when she says it xD

    • @basedsouljah
      @basedsouljah 7 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      and it was all Tylenol too.

    • @bee4729
      @bee4729 7 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      AncientAxeArmor ur nasty and a bitch

    • @koji6745
      @koji6745 7 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      girl theres a fucking ambulance here
      you better swallow a couple of those; because this is murica and just by being taken to the hospital we're gonna have to pay a couple thousands

  • @rosaspaulding6851
    @rosaspaulding6851 7 ปีที่แล้ว +39

    "to gay to lift" ~ me in a nutshell

  • @lightbulbman7328
    @lightbulbman7328 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    This video is such a time capsule of early 2010s internet.

    • @spankg888
      @spankg888 ปีที่แล้ว

      His style haven't changed much

  • @mathematics117
    @mathematics117 7 ปีที่แล้ว +240

    this is a bad tumblr story... and everyone clapped

  • @dovahkiinchickennugget4182
    @dovahkiinchickennugget4182 8 ปีที่แล้ว +496

    Scott: "It's my dad's birthday too!"
    Taylor: "Cool!"
    Real smooth......

    • @Mkrause762
      @Mkrause762 8 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      Favorite line of the entire movie

    • @AgentMacklinFBI
      @AgentMacklinFBI 8 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      if that didn't get her going I don't know what will

    • @reptilerepresentative7937
      @reptilerepresentative7937 8 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      +Miles Krause
      "I CAN'T GET THE CAP OFF"
      "Too gay to lift"

    • @AgentMacklinFBI
      @AgentMacklinFBI 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      ***** she wasn't impressed cause it was fucking stupid

    • @SHDW-nf2ki
      @SHDW-nf2ki 7 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      smooth as sandpaper underwear

  • @jadonstorer2375
    @jadonstorer2375 2 ปีที่แล้ว +18

    I love how they fail miserably to show what happens with actual suicide patients. They aren't just let go into society like that. It's way worse. Not to mention how any bullies involved are gonna get even worse once they inevitably find out what happened.

  • @valkyrie2307
    @valkyrie2307 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    Lol, the "wee-hoo, wee-hoo, wee-hoo" crying is so perfect!!

  • @eathams
    @eathams 9 ปีที่แล้ว +277

    17:34
    I have an idea too; it's called *closing the fucking computer.*

    • @midnightshawarmallama4012
      @midnightshawarmallama4012 9 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      Eathams Exactly or you can ignore the person. Either way is good

    • @bennyd.1862
      @bennyd.1862 9 ปีที่แล้ว +36

      Or listen to your mama and delete your account.

    • @midnightshawarmallama4012
      @midnightshawarmallama4012 9 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Strawberry Seeds That also works

    • @darrelsam419
      @darrelsam419 8 ปีที่แล้ว +31

      +Eathams There's a reason the "block" feature exists on most websites. Apparently the filmmakers were too stupid to know about that.

    • @JimmyBob500
      @JimmyBob500 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      +Eathams filthy frank?

  • @hollymh6266
    @hollymh6266 8 ปีที่แล้ว +249

    7:50 Charming.
    Remember, kids, homophobia is a-ok as long as the person you're being homophobic towards is actually gay! Our heroine.

    • @ARCtheCartoonMaster
      @ARCtheCartoonMaster 8 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Well, personally, I see it more as a way of her defending her right *not* to be classified as a "minority" just for being female. Now, I'll agree that it was wrong for her to insult an actual minority in the process, but she probably should've just worded it a little better.

    • @hollymh6266
      @hollymh6266 8 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      ARC the Clarinet Master ok, that's probably fair enough.

    • @misterawsomeman
      @misterawsomeman 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      Can u please stop commenting with that dumb "not a minority female" bullshit. It makes no sense and that wasn't even what it was about.

    • @joshraid1550
      @joshraid1550 ปีที่แล้ว

      Also there’s an implication that if she was actually a slut it would be okay to treat her like this, which is such a shitty attitude to have.

    • @AWasteOfYourTime8205
      @AWasteOfYourTime8205 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      OUR HERO!!!

  • @carparked
    @carparked 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

    I come back every once and a while to remind myself the importance of child safe locks

  • @xAlphaBxtch
    @xAlphaBxtch 7 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    Almost four years later and this shit still makes me laugh my ass off. This is my favourite review you ever made. 😂😂

  • @fringe9960
    @fringe9960 7 ปีที่แล้ว +238

    Just an FYI, after any attempted suicide attempt you always go to the hospital. It's protocol so when she was in the hospital after the pill incident it was an accurate depiction of what would happen.

    • @edward4840
      @edward4840 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      Wouldn't she also be arrested? For trying to kill herself.

    • @fringe9960
      @fringe9960 7 ปีที่แล้ว +64

      Da Pumaface no, that's not how it works

    • @goyjin5676
      @goyjin5676 7 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      why the fuck would you be arrested for attempted suicide? what law would that be? xD

    • @hannahfrd3537
      @hannahfrd3537 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      Yeah that happened to my brother

    • @yumi25390
      @yumi25390 7 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      I believe it's so that if police suspect that a person is attempting to kill themselves, they have reason to go into their house and help them. They wouldn't need a warrant or anything.

  • @BananaPhoneBanana
    @BananaPhoneBanana 8 ปีที่แล้ว +253

    "Let's make a movie about cyber bullying."
    "Okay let's get dumb teenagers, bad parents, and stereotypical characters. What could go wrong?"

  • @sonictrain1
    @sonictrain1 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +7

    This protagonist's stupidity caused all her problems but simultaneously saved her life from her stupidity.
    I wish I were more stupid

  • @NintendoJoe64
    @NintendoJoe64 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    The funny thing about the breathe me song being compared to hide and seek is that the mom in Cyberbully is also the mom in The O.C. which is where the shooting scene is from

  • @GRIZZDOGG01
    @GRIZZDOGG01 7 ปีที่แล้ว +256

    The cyberbullying was bad but the four and a half hours she spent trying to get the cap off just sent her over the edge.

  • @IEatSkrubsMyGrub
    @IEatSkrubsMyGrub 8 ปีที่แล้ว +638

    No joke this is one of the funniest things I've seen this week

    • @pavandude6733
      @pavandude6733 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      Cool

    • @pprophet
      @pprophet 8 ปีที่แล้ว +41

      ur nasty and a bitch

    • @yosheth1281
      @yosheth1281 8 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      +Exkaliber Official now now, once you post something on the internet, it's not private anymore!

    • @IndigoCat17
      @IndigoCat17 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      lol me too

    • @pprophet
      @pprophet 8 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      *****
      guess
      read the comments and guess

  • @mrsmarles8478
    @mrsmarles8478 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    In middle school they showed us this short film about bullying. It talked about how most bullies have their own problems and it's portrayal of someone attempting to commit suicide was far better than this. It showed the girl taking one of her mom's sleeping pills because the torrent of hatred from someone she thought was a friend was keeping her up at night, but the first pill doesn't knock her out immediately so she takes another, and another, and another until she collapses on the floor. Her mom finds her and she goes to the hospital to get her stomach pumped. That whole scene fundamentally upset me, because it was so well executed and the threats she got online where only a small part of the whole thing. This movie tries to act like teens are vulnerable if they even touch a phone/computer.

    • @troin3925
      @troin3925 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Mrs Marles Do you know what this short film was called?

  • @fizzlepop7309
    @fizzlepop7309 4 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    Can’t believe I just realized this, but all of this bullying does not require the internet??? And the main bully bullies her in real life too, so why did this only start when she got a social media account? Seems like if these girls had such a vendetta against her, they would’ve been spreading these rumors online without her there, or in person at school, prior to this.

    • @AWasteOfYourTime8205
      @AWasteOfYourTime8205 ปีที่แล้ว

      EVERYTHING IS THE INTERNETS FAULT, AND WE SHOULD THROUGH PEOPLE BEHIND BARS FOR TYPING SOMETHING THAT MADE SOMEONE GO WAAAAAAAH

  • @missskellington7277
    @missskellington7277 7 ปีที่แล้ว +139

    Who the hell claps for a birthday?

    • @harvsytfcproductions1313
      @harvsytfcproductions1313 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Mrs Skeltals personal calcium giver primary school teachers

    • @missskellington7277
      @missskellington7277 7 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Well of course primary school teachers would overhype the shit out of little billies birthday, but in high school I'm pretty sure it'd just be a shitty "happy birthday" and that's it. Maybe not even that!

    • @harvsytfcproductions1313
      @harvsytfcproductions1313 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      Mrs Skeltals personal calcium giver oh I'm British and here primary school teachers do that shit all changes in middle school and secondary school

    • @gimmefeedback
      @gimmefeedback 7 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      White people

    • @ivosamuelgiosadominguez6649
      @ivosamuelgiosadominguez6649 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      Miss Skellington ...me :'(.

  • @GingerBeanie
    @GingerBeanie 8 ปีที่แล้ว +280

    I had to watch this in my health class in 9th grade. It was painful.

    • @rileyfreeman4606
      @rileyfreeman4606 8 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      +xSonicSeedrian I JUST watched this in my life and relationships class in 9th grade.

    • @mobrien98
      @mobrien98 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      +Riley Freeman But why?

    • @DaReelSlimN80
      @DaReelSlimN80 8 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      Probably for PE, that time they were strengthening yohr facepalm resistance.

    • @onelividguardsman5681
      @onelividguardsman5681 8 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      my condolences to your palms.

    • @GingerBeanie
      @GingerBeanie 8 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      It was more of me bashing my head on the desk.

  • @Nekucloud
    @Nekucloud 2 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    I first saw that " I can't get the cap off" scene on The Soup, and I COULDN'T STOP LAUGHING!!!🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @gavinpyle8654
    @gavinpyle8654 ปีที่แล้ว +14

    Every time I hear the line “too gay to lift” it’s like a cheer worthy moment

  • @KiwisCassie
    @KiwisCassie 7 ปีที่แล้ว +91

    In my day, trolls used to live under bridges...

    • @Jasper_HD
      @Jasper_HD 6 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      LazyllamaAviation now we live in these things called "basements"

  • @blank-vj1mc
    @blank-vj1mc 10 ปีที่แล้ว +229

    "I CAN'T GET THE CAP OFF" is probably the best line in cinematic history.

    • @blank-vj1mc
      @blank-vj1mc 10 ปีที่แล้ว +29

      *****
      There's just not as much emotion. #2gay2lift

    • @cryptospuridium666
      @cryptospuridium666 10 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Will Forrester I might see if I can get the guy from honest trailers to say it

    • @austinpore993
      @austinpore993 10 ปีที่แล้ว

      Love of satin That was the greatest line iv ever heard! I cant get the cap off How the fuck do you manage that.

    • @blank-vj1mc
      @blank-vj1mc 10 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      austin pore
      At least she can use a period.

    • @austinpore993
      @austinpore993 10 ปีที่แล้ว

      Will Forrester Point taken.

  • @JennFromTheBay
    @JennFromTheBay ปีที่แล้ว +9

    They don’t blame the brother at all after she tried to commit suicide and he doesn’t even APOLOGIZE

  • @girlywolfpup1588
    @girlywolfpup1588 6 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    > sees ABC family logo
    This surprise you?