YMS: Frozen (Part 1)

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  • @doobledeeschmoobledee2211
    @doobledeeschmoobledee2211 7 ปีที่แล้ว +2055

    Disney went into a strange direction with this live-action adaption...

    • @Taylor_Lindise
      @Taylor_Lindise 7 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Haha savage

    • @RyanDaly
      @RyanDaly 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      Doobledee Schmoobledee W

    • @kentaIzzy
      @kentaIzzy 7 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      Doobledee Schmoobledee I hear the cold doesn't bother them...

    • @tyhite100
      @tyhite100 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      Doobledee Schmoobledee Because modern kids are only want to watch live action for some reason.

    • @dickpole2607
      @dickpole2607 7 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      They've done worse

  • @1080TJ
    @1080TJ 7 ปีที่แล้ว +5876

    Cyberbully did for the internet what Jaws did for sharks.

    • @Kibato123
      @Kibato123 7 ปีที่แล้ว +335

      Cyberbully did for the internet what Cool Cat did for bullies

    • @GreyMercury
      @GreyMercury 7 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      I
      FUCKING

    • @nammajeff38
      @nammajeff38 7 ปีที่แล้ว +49

      people took cyberbully seriously?

    • @viborgguys1
      @viborgguys1 7 ปีที่แล้ว +62

      Home alone did for burglers what cool cat did for psykodic, suicidal pedophiles dressed in cat suits

    • @Joe90h
      @Joe90h 7 ปีที่แล้ว +98

      Jaws 3-D does for 3-D what Jaws did for the ocean.

  • @2fingacriminal
    @2fingacriminal 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1424

    My 70 year old grandma watched this film from start to finish, she said she was terrified at first because she was putting herself in the 3 kids' shoes, being stuck up there for presumably days is kind of scary. Then she told me that the whole thing fell apart after the first kid's death, because she lives in a remote village and has seen and interacted with fucking wolves and no wolves just straight up attack people for no reason. That is all.

    • @braxton2811
      @braxton2811 3 ปีที่แล้ว +53

      That’s what I thought while watching it🤦🏽‍♀️ I hate being picky like that but come on. It was so bad. Especially the second guy

    • @PCPrincipalsHusband
      @PCPrincipalsHusband 3 ปีที่แล้ว +133

      It’s basically a movie cliche that wolves instantly attack when they see people.

    • @omeganeoz
      @omeganeoz 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      @@braxton2811 yepp the second guy died so wierd, he went down on ONE fucking ski, like he should have ran with the staff instead

    • @dereksbooks
      @dereksbooks 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Wolves would attach these 🤡 though. Wolves hate dumbasses.

    • @GordonN661
      @GordonN661 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@dereksbooks and I thought I was dumb after I got shot

  • @TealAstronaut
    @TealAstronaut 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1484

    This is like a fake movie sitcom characters would watch

    • @sirchris6047
      @sirchris6047 3 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      This looks like a comment people that didn't watch the movie would leave

    • @ewanmacdonald8466
      @ewanmacdonald8466 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Maybe we are all in a sitcom

    • @vakk985
      @vakk985 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      [laughter]

    • @khalifrhodes9503
      @khalifrhodes9503 3 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      @@sirchris6047 tough shit they watched the movie and didnt like it stop making excuses.

    • @EmperorBrettavius
      @EmperorBrettavius 2 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Nah, those fake movies would at least look so cheesy that it can't possibly be scary. This just looks straight up lame.

  • @Conqrete_M
    @Conqrete_M 7 ปีที่แล้ว +2960

    "Jaws did for Jaws like what Jaws did for Jaws" -Jaws

    • @Chaosian
      @Chaosian 7 ปีที่แล้ว +75

      & Knuckles.

    • @grkpektis
      @grkpektis 7 ปีที่แล้ว +31

      I was reading this book called Daemon, I love the book but on the cover it says "This book will do for surfing the web what jaws did for the Ocean". Fuck off

    • @discountaccountstudios8789
      @discountaccountstudios8789 7 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      That's flipping hilarious

    • @ghii2821
      @ghii2821 5 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      when you said jaws ? i felt that

    • @joeswanson7677
      @joeswanson7677 5 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Europe did to memes like jaws did for swimming

  • @KeyTryer
    @KeyTryer 7 ปีที่แล้ว +3706

    This movie without all the sad music plays out like a standard episode of Drake & Josh

    • @chopmopjeter18
      @chopmopjeter18 7 ปีที่แล้ว +222

      IT'S SPHERICAL!

    • @EYEGAIN
      @EYEGAIN 7 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Key MANKOKO

    • @destroyerblackdragon
      @destroyerblackdragon 7 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      Boobs!!!

    • @jackdague1792
      @jackdague1792 7 ปีที่แล้ว +109

      I was thinking something similar... I just kept getting the sitcom vibe from it, and I'm most certain that several sitcoms have done this. Heck, Archer, an animated comedy about an alcoholic spy did that in an episode, it just wasn't the main focus.

    • @MasaomiKida251
      @MasaomiKida251 7 ปีที่แล้ว +84

      They will probably do a better "Stuck on a chairlift" episode than this film did.

  • @SwordofSpirits111
    @SwordofSpirits111 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1396

    Having the girl not go back up on the chairlift sounds like it would make for a better story. There could be something like them planning to meet later that night, and her not knowing where they are while we're cutting between her trying to get ahold of them and the two morons stuck on the chairlift. It'd at least have some scene changes, and more of a basic story structure.

    • @foxygrin
      @foxygrin 5 ปีที่แล้ว +239

      Yeah but then we couldn't get that #hot scene of her pissing herself on the chairlift or the #relatable scene of her talking about her dog

    • @JJ-sq1fv
      @JJ-sq1fv 5 ปีที่แล้ว +58

      Or if 1 of them was on a separate chair lift

    • @DistractedGlobeGuy
      @DistractedGlobeGuy 5 ปีที่แล้ว +42

      Yeah but then they would have to shoot in more than just one set.

    • @clinton8421
      @clinton8421 5 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      I'm imagining a search party going up and down the mountain looking for them under a tree with a massive amount of red snow.

    • @triniroma4957
      @triniroma4957 5 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      The idea the directors had when they decided to make the movie was to use one practical set for the most of the movie.

  • @AndrewW.
    @AndrewW. 4 ปีที่แล้ว +374

    I haven't seen Frozen, but Elsa looks a little different than I thought she would.

    • @afterdinnercreations936
      @afterdinnercreations936 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      "Daaaad, can we pwease watch the Disney Fwozen??"
      "Why? is this too scaaaary for you?"
      "No, it's dumb! What ski-wesowt is onwy open thwee days a week? Why isn't there any nighttime-secuwity?"

  • @StriderOwO
    @StriderOwO 7 ปีที่แล้ว +4152

    This video should've been called "Frozen (No, not that one) (Part 1)"

    • @tomascanevaro4292
      @tomascanevaro4292 7 ปีที่แล้ว +303

      the joke is that the thumbnail is supposed to be ambiguous, and you're supposed to be tricked

    • @AbsentMindedGenius12
      @AbsentMindedGenius12 7 ปีที่แล้ว +130

      It opens nearly the exact same way as his other Frozen review too

    • @jqyhlmnp
      @jqyhlmnp 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      stride99 iOS is better than Android

    • @Mngalahad
      @Mngalahad 7 ปีที่แล้ว +34

      but you see, the thumbnail for this video had frozen written in times new roman.

    • @haphazrd285
      @haphazrd285 7 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      I'm 1 minute into the video and I feel cheated.

  • @LoydAvenheart
    @LoydAvenheart 7 ปีที่แล้ว +555

    Likeable charters? What are these people's standards?

  • @TheFoolishSamurai
    @TheFoolishSamurai 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2199

    Jaws is the Dark Souls of movies.

  • @KhymChanur
    @KhymChanur 5 ปีที่แล้ว +391

    "Remember that scene in 'The Visit' where the kids were swimming and the grandparents were just below them because they can breath underwater and used their massive jaws and razor-sharp teeth"
    That would actually have been a great movie.

    • @egon2499
      @egon2499 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      The grandparents then would be aliens or monsters, pretending to be their grandparents.

    • @demian5631
      @demian5631 3 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      @@egon2499 No if they were aliens, obviously they'd melt when they touch water.

    • @egon2499
      @egon2499 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@demian5631 It doesn't need to happen to all alien species. They can be aliens that are used to water.😂

    • @demian5631
      @demian5631 3 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      @@egon2499 Yeah, but according to M. Night, the only aliens to ever show up on planet earth are ones to which water is like acid. Since M Night is the messiah and all knowing, that would mean he is the supreme authority on it.

    • @egon2499
      @egon2499 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@demian5631
      In that case it might explain why Area 51 was build in the desert.🤔

  • @LeoSkyro
    @LeoSkyro 7 ปีที่แล้ว +719

    "We're doing a schlock horror teen movie, we need a protagonist....
    Get me Zac Efron!!"
    "He's unavailable, sir"
    "Then get me his non-Union Canadian equivalent!!"

    • @dopestgamer5686
      @dopestgamer5686 7 ปีที่แล้ว +36

      leo sky and the Canadian Emma stone

    • @xxxafroninja89xxx37
      @xxxafroninja89xxx37 7 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      leo sky I read that as J.K Simmon's. J.J. Jamerson lol

    • @kungfujesus4014
      @kungfujesus4014 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      Zac Efron* lol.

    • @LeoSkyro
      @LeoSkyro 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      ahah

    • @disneydork100
      @disneydork100 7 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      leo sky more like "get me the bootleg Zac Efron!"

  • @bardy8674
    @bardy8674 7 ปีที่แล้ว +2343

    Unfriended will do to hair straighteners what Jaws did to the ocean.

    • @SomeOne-vf1rs
      @SomeOne-vf1rs 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Hugh James-Berry Yes XD, though I don't think the shark from Jaws penetrated anybody :/

    • @miawallace6282
      @miawallace6282 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Hugh James-Berry I love Sleepaway Camp! Thats my favorite movie.

    • @kennedytwins575
      @kennedytwins575 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Bardyman 82 FOR E X T E R N A L USE ONLY

    • @Ze_eT
      @Ze_eT 4 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      "The Drone" will do to Drones what "Sharknado" did to sharks.

    • @nomukun1138
      @nomukun1138 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Scary and intense. I loved it!

  • @quinnperry3197
    @quinnperry3197 2 ปีที่แล้ว +239

    Between the dude in the beginning saying he needs to pee so bad "he can taste it" and the highly detailed close up of the girl pissing her snow pants later in the movie I'm convinced the director DEFINITELY had a piss fetish
    Also wouldn't the pee like... freeze her clothes to her if it's really that cold? The worst possible thing you can do in below freezing weather is get wet.

    • @giantidiot31
      @giantidiot31 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      That's why the suggestion of pissing yourself to warm up in a survival situation (mainly in places where fire building is difficult or impossible) was phased out. Yes, it momentarily warms you up a little bit. But on top of the urine on your clothes cooling/freezing and drawing more heat away from the body, urine also carries a lot of heat. So pissing your pants to warm up is sorta like pouring a warm water bottle on your lap to warm up instead of keeping the bottle close to your body for as long as possible.

    • @cruisingscenesandtakingbea4197
      @cruisingscenesandtakingbea4197 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Thats only 2 instances. Hardly an indicator.

    • @skullservant4417
      @skullservant4417 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@cruisingscenesandtakingbea4197 sounds like something someone with a piss fetish would say

    • @flufflewarrior
      @flufflewarrior ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Yeah it's kinda weird...
      I mean the pissing scene didn't have *any* point at all.

    • @nont18411
      @nont18411 ปีที่แล้ว

      Piss fetish😂😂

  • @devove4493
    @devove4493 4 ปีที่แล้ว +473

    People usually bring phones with them. These people are underdressed. Even if it is closed a couple of days people still come to check. And ski patrol has to check the lifts before close. This movie is stupid.

    • @cathytheotheralien1375
      @cathytheotheralien1375 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      I read that in Adum's voice.

    • @jonanice
      @jonanice 4 ปีที่แล้ว +33

      Gametrix 731 I do think there’s some unrealistic points to the film but none are yours.
      People don’t bring phones when the ski/snowboard usually & even if they had them I doubt they’d have a signal. This sport makes you very hot infact despite the temp & snow, so people tend not to wear more than than how the character were dressed. Technically there was a check made n the guy turns back just as he reaches them, also I think the total time spent by the girl (the last one) was one night n one day tops, so possibly got down before a patrol came

    • @devove4493
      @devove4493 4 ปีที่แล้ว +30

      Jonanice I probably should of thought about that, that was dumb. I just thought of that cause the place I locally ski at seemed to be bigger then the place portrayed in the movie. I usually bring my phone to communicate with friends and have gotten service everywhere I have gone ( I have only been to around 7 large ski resorts in New York). Thank you for not being aggressive and pointing out my wrongdoing I should have thought about what other people do at other places before posting this (also thanks for the reply)

    • @yourbiggestfan395
      @yourbiggestfan395 3 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      @@WhateverIOI It's called bad fiction.

    • @yourbiggestfan395
      @yourbiggestfan395 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@WhateverIOI That's an opinion on my opinion. Unless it's factually a 'nice' opinion. Nice means agreeable, therefor you think make opinion is factual arcuate Ergo, it's bad fiction.

  • @happyhellday3
    @happyhellday3 7 ปีที่แล้ว +2224

    Teeth [2007]: Will do to female genitalia what Jaws did for the ocean.

    • @Jetblast01
      @Jetblast01 7 ปีที่แล้ว +94

      I saw that movie and that indeed was a true horror film...to all manhood everywhere.

    • @hush.7434
      @hush.7434 7 ปีที่แล้ว +77

      happyhellday3 *VAGINA DENTATA*

    • @eatcocaine8292
      @eatcocaine8292 7 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      nopls

    • @TheOmniReview
      @TheOmniReview 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Nightmares

    • @franceshelton5809
      @franceshelton5809 7 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      happyhellday3 lmao, pretty much. Btw, great profile pic. Love that album.

  • @IEatYourSandwiches
    @IEatYourSandwiches 7 ปีที่แล้ว +421

    this isn't the plot of a feature length film, this is the plot of an episode of seinfeld. what the shit

    • @rottenfiggy
      @rottenfiggy 7 ปีที่แล้ว +48

      There's an episode of Not Going Out, a British sitcom that has this exact plot.

    • @na5794
      @na5794 7 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      I swear Ive seen this plot of tv before.

    • @mrlego611
      @mrlego611 7 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Wrought Bedpan It was also a scene on Curb Your Enthusiasm where Larry David gets stuck up a chairlift with his rabbi's(??) wife.

    • @matthewdavison2622
      @matthewdavison2622 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I watched the episode and they even reference the movie in it.

  • @user-bo6uy9go5y
    @user-bo6uy9go5y 5 ปีที่แล้ว +234

    2 gay 2 ski lift

    • @NinjaGodzilla
      @NinjaGodzilla 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      You're gonna be a gay baby

  • @christophervarszegi2599
    @christophervarszegi2599 4 ปีที่แล้ว +196

    I once spoke to the director once. He said that your review was too long, when you said "cold breath experts" he was done with the video and said your negativity was because you were too scared of the film. He also owns a channel called ArieScope.

    • @fraudulentfem7322
      @fraudulentfem7322 3 ปีที่แล้ว +70

      Sounds like something he'd say. He's even said that people who criticize horror plots should be put on some game show where they have to survive the scenario

    • @scodiofficer0012
      @scodiofficer0012 3 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      @@fraudulentfem7322 kinda makes sense but too lethal, maybe a game show version of the thing would be entertaining to watch, kinda like watching scared straight where "tough" troublemakers have to experience some scary shit while they're still trying to act tough.
      It's actually a pretty interesting concept the more I think about it 🤔

    • @tdickens92
      @tdickens92 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Hmmmmmm, okay okay

    • @youtube-kit9450
      @youtube-kit9450 3 ปีที่แล้ว +86

      The dude turning a subplot of a 90's sitcom worth 10-15 minutes at most into a 1 1/2 hour film calling someone else's things "too long" is the kind of idiocy I'd expect from that director.

    • @slitbodmod
      @slitbodmod ปีที่แล้ว

      he sounds like such an asshole

  • @mhjskisincb
    @mhjskisincb 7 ปีที่แล้ว +3543

    Another serious plot hole is that literally EVERY SINGLE SKI RESORT EVER has ski patrol runs through the ENTIRE mountain to make sure no one gets left over night.

    • @thegamer9302
      @thegamer9302 6 ปีที่แล้ว +721

      mhjskisincb maybe have the ski chair stab a skipatrol man a few times sinces its the villian.

    • @trixxsaurus2386
      @trixxsaurus2386 5 ปีที่แล้ว +228

      Exactly. They know some stupid kids would weasel their way onto a closed ski lift. This movie so damn stupid....

    • @thesaviorofsouls5210
      @thesaviorofsouls5210 5 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      mhjskisincb man that sounds like a horrible job

    • @sweet_sorrow9774
      @sweet_sorrow9774 5 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      Again
      Movies follow NO LOGIC just for the plot
      Lame excuse....

    • @ge2719
      @ge2719 5 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      Yeah because someone whos job it is to go up a snow covered mountain every night would never half arse their job.

  • @cyborgsoup8753
    @cyborgsoup8753 7 ปีที่แล้ว +393

    I can't be the only one that knew this wasn't Disney's Frozen.

    • @SirMusty2
      @SirMusty2 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      no

    • @coloneljak42_
      @coloneljak42_ 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      He's already done a full-length review of Disney's Frozen on his channel.

    • @mrcat4508
      @mrcat4508 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      CyborgSoup the only people who knew that are people who heard of this movie never heard of it

    • @coloneljak42_
      @coloneljak42_ 7 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      yosef Strimling Dude, even if you haven't heard of the film, the title card doesn't even look like Disney's Frozen.

    • @mrcat4508
      @mrcat4508 7 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      ColonelJak42 when I clicked on this it was one of those annoying notifications that your phone or tablet get I didn't see the thumbnail before I clicked on it

  • @Nnibelan
    @Nnibelan 5 ปีที่แล้ว +103

    I loved this movie. One of my favourite B horror films. Best part: wolf wearing a leash.

  • @jphanson
    @jphanson 5 ปีที่แล้ว +305

    To take the fun out of your channel taking the fun out of everything: the Y2K problem wasn’t hysteria over an arbitrary date. At the time, many computer programs used two decimal digits to represent any year - e.g. 86 for the year 1986 - to save memory. From the program’s perspective, the beginning - and the rest - of the 2000s was no different from the 1900s, which could’ve caused some nasty problems depending on how the program used the date.
    The Y2K problem was avoided because developers took it seriously and rolled out solutions before the year 2000.
    Another example: shortly after the new year in 2038, i.e. Y2K38, the Unix epoch time will be too large to fit into a 32 bit integer. There’s nothing special about the number 2,147,483,648 itself, but the integer overflow that will occur at this number is still a problem that has to be addressed.
    I don’t know if numbers have any intrinsic significance, but the significance we give numbers is still pretty damn important. For example, there’s nothing special about the numbers 50 or 67, but these numbers - as a percentage of a whole - are two common minimums for a group majority, which is the basis of the democratic process for most of the world.

    • @bloomingteratoma
      @bloomingteratoma 5 ปีที่แล้ว +38

      What's this...? A meaningful comment? In TH-cam? Truly, this is the endtimes

    • @JeanMarceaux
      @JeanMarceaux 3 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      There's also nothing special about the number 69, but something makes us go "nice" whenever we encounter it.
      Add.: speaking of, the OP's comment at the time of me writing this site exactly at 69, what a coincidence.

    • @defectus1769
      @defectus1769 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      There is something special about the number 2,147,483,648, though-it's a power of 2 (specifically 2³¹). If that doesn't make a number universally special I'm not sure what does.

    • @themage4232
      @themage4232 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@bloomingteratoma shut up

    • @untitled6578
      @untitled6578 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@bloomingteratoma Truly, this is the endtimes. Repent and turn to Jesus now

  • @Ingestedbanjo
    @Ingestedbanjo 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1156

    I completely broke down at "What Jaws did for sharks and Psycho did for showers, The Visit will do for grandparents"... I can't believe that one's real.

    • @grkpektis
      @grkpektis 7 ปีที่แล้ว +62

      I was reading this book called Daemon, I love the book but on the cover it says "This book will do for surfing the web what jaws did for the Ocean". Fuck off

    • @kreeper803
      @kreeper803 6 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      grkpektis this comment will do what Disney did to the public domain to the reply section of the comment "I was reading this book called daemon, I love the book but on the cover it says "This book will do for surfing the web what jaws did for the ocean". Fuck off" by grkpektis.

    • @893kitkat
      @893kitkat 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Patrik333 yeah, I spent a week sleeping at my grandparents house when I was a kid, it was more boring than scary.

    • @godisdeadandimheretorule4580
      @godisdeadandimheretorule4580 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Kolby Kamp+ you are a god.

    • @kreeper803
      @kreeper803 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      twinkletoes mcfuckass mems

  • @Immacksgdoesntpostonthisone
    @Immacksgdoesntpostonthisone 7 ปีที่แล้ว +147

    I just went skiing and my chair lift tickets were cheaper than what they paid. What chumps.

    • @chazbono3721
      @chazbono3721 7 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      depends on the mountain
      were i live u can get ski/snowboard rental a rental helmet and a ticket for $5 on friday if you bring a foodbank donation

  • @kris6966
    @kris6966 6 ปีที่แล้ว +73

    If done properly by a highly skilled team, this film could be amazing. A bleak imagery of three people gradually delving into insanity from hunger , thirst and insomnia. I mean it may seem like a ludicrous idea at first, but any film concept can be executed perfectly if done correctly

    • @scodiofficer0012
      @scodiofficer0012 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      True, although after watching the movie I actually enjoyed it, the blend of predictable music and plot paired with the stupid decisions of the characters really made this movie all the more enjoyable.
      Plus the practical effects for the corpses was really realistic.

    • @goingunder2548
      @goingunder2548 7 หลายเดือนก่อน

      That reminds me of Gerald's Game, a movie/book where the main protagonist spends most of her time chained to a bed. It still manages to be unnerving (maybe I wouldn't use the word scary) because as bizarre as the situation is, it's still plausible, and it's scary to imagine how quick you would descend into insanity and repressed childhood trauma if that was you. There doesn't seem to be any sense of that in this movie.

    • @afterdinnercreations936
      @afterdinnercreations936 6 หลายเดือนก่อน

      This is a premise that requires some really good actors. Its a movie that's almost entirely dialogue in a single-setting.

  • @1Subversion1
    @1Subversion1 ปีที่แล้ว +28

    I love how the most replayed part of this video is the opening, with people going back to the beginning trying to figure out what's going on once they realize Adam's not talking about the Disney film.

  • @raccoononymous
    @raccoononymous 7 ปีที่แล้ว +194

    What Jaws did for swimming, YMS does for watching movies with snarky friends.

    • @coolfloyd6113
      @coolfloyd6113 7 ปีที่แล้ว +36

      Space Jew did to comments what Jaws did for Jews.

    • @Holycow8498
      @Holycow8498 7 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      The Jews are in space there flying around to save the Hebrew race

  • @Roiben100
    @Roiben100 7 ปีที่แล้ว +180

    Now that I imagine getting stuck on chairlift im pretty sure I found a new phobia.

    • @Roiben100
      @Roiben100 7 ปีที่แล้ว +31

      I dont think this movie was actually going for anything...

    • @GatorMilk
      @GatorMilk 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      Hey, I've read that book!

    • @bernardo4157
      @bernardo4157 7 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Roiben100 I would jump out of there if it happened to me

    • @dickpole2607
      @dickpole2607 7 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      What about one of those scary Acorn Stairlifts?

    • @Joe90h
      @Joe90h 7 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Anyone who is saying they would jump out obviously is unaware as to how the rest of the film plays out (For the record, jumping isn't that great an idea)

  • @mortylindley
    @mortylindley 3 ปีที่แล้ว +20

    My mother is a lift operations manager, and we watched this together. This movie is 100x better if you actually know how it works, it adds a whole new layer of comedy 😂

  • @bastionunitb7388
    @bastionunitb7388 5 ปีที่แล้ว +270

    And when the producers of this movie tried to sue Disney for using their name
    Disney showed them their army of lawyers and told them to "let it go"

    • @bbpoopdeck6631
      @bbpoopdeck6631 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Bastion Unit B73 😂👌 I’m glad that actually didn’t happen

  • @chesterstevens8870
    @chesterstevens8870 7 ปีที่แล้ว +144

    When that guy said that all the characters could be connected with by the audience, I already knew I was going to be rooting for the lift.

    • @dracocrusher
      @dracocrusher 7 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      +Devil Mcclanahan
      I hate that line of thinking where film makers or whatever are just like "The main characters HAVE to be grounded and relatable everymans that people can insert themselves into the shoes of!" So they just kind-of keep pumping out the same set of boring, stupid, character-less white people instead of actually making characters who are somewhat interesting that I'd actually want to see. Sure, it's a good idea to have a character be relatable to play it safe, but good characters don't freaking just play it safe, they do something different that makes you want to watch their journey because nobody wants to follow the story of some faceless, boring, uninteresting, shit who we're just told is somehow important!

    • @terrier-9544
      @terrier-9544 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      Preach.

    • @tdubya97
      @tdubya97 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      dracocrusher Why does the race of a character matter?

    • @dracocrusher
      @dracocrusher 7 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      +Conramagne
      It really doesn't, but it's just really boring how every 'everyman' character is basically a straight, white, man with normal upbringings, no romantic history or partner, usually no notable skills at all, no hobbies, few likes and dislikes, etc. I mean, don't get the wrong idea, there's nothing at all wrong with any race of actors and I'm not going to be like "Hollywood needs diversity NOW" or anything like that. But would it REALLY hurt your blank slate of a character THAT MUCH to just put a woman or someone OTHER THAN a white male on your grand adventure where they ultimately become special for doing practically nothing? Like just to shake things up from the norm to some extent, you know? Would it really change THAT much of the story if the typical prophecy chosen one bullshit picked a black guy as their everyman to become a badass for no real reason instead of another 20-40 white guy?
      Not saying that would somehow magically make the character or the story better, but any step outside of that super specific mold generally wouldn't hurt the final product.

    • @tdubya97
      @tdubya97 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      dracocrusher You just contradicted yourself. I'm glad people like you aren't dictating what art is allowed and what isn't.

  • @MrGreenfries
    @MrGreenfries 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1570

    I feel a real sense of excitement whenever YMS or IHE upload a new video.

    • @tibne2412
      @tibne2412 7 ปีที่แล้ว +34

      Add RLM to that list and you're dandy

    • @MrGreenfries
      @MrGreenfries 7 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      petrallen Searched it up after seeing your comment, seems like a great channel, thanks man.

    • @tibne2412
      @tibne2412 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      No bother, the plinkett reviews on that channel are like required Internet viewing if such a thing exists.

    • @huntymicah6704
      @huntymicah6704 7 ปีที่แล้ว +34

      ralphthemoviemaker also, He is good to watch. IHE approved

    • @MrGreenfries
      @MrGreenfries 7 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      Micah Shannon Love that guy, been watching him for some time now, I'm glad he got some attention from a bigger TH-camr.

  • @shannonceleste5557
    @shannonceleste5557 4 ปีที่แล้ว +93

    The Visit:
    “ _Going to grandma’s house has never been so _*_TERRIFYING_* “

    • @egon2499
      @egon2499 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Especially when it's not your own Grandma.

  • @becuaseimbored3481
    @becuaseimbored3481 6 ปีที่แล้ว +358

    I am actually kind of afraid of chairlifts ( it's a height phobia mixed with a bit of claustrophobia)
    I kinda wish they used it to a better effect .

    • @coolboy9979
      @coolboy9979 5 ปีที่แล้ว +38

      HO HO HO

    • @altowells5690
      @altowells5690 4 ปีที่แล้ว +42

      Coolboy 99 stop it, you’re scaring him!

    • @thagirlbre
      @thagirlbre 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@altowells5690 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @spencerbean8802
      @spencerbean8802 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Well, there's a pretty sick drop at Heavenly, a ski resort right by Lake Tahoe that straddles the Nevada/California border. The drop from the Dipper Express chairlift over the Dipper Bowl run is pretty gnarly and could very likely kill someone.

    • @lazyhippie6139
      @lazyhippie6139 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Same. This situation would be my nightmare.

  • @TheMarlz2
    @TheMarlz2 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1870

    Do you wanna build a chairliiiift?

  • @simonbart5622
    @simonbart5622 7 ปีที่แล้ว +793

    Most real ski parks have actual employees and actual protocols that would prevent the entire premise of this movie

    • @timmyt603
      @timmyt603 6 ปีที่แล้ว +73

      This did happen to somebody not long after the movie was released.
      Protocol at work is just that. Work. We're told to do it, we do it but our brains aren't always where they should be and some employees just suck. Human error is a real, very regular thing.

    • @timmyt603
      @timmyt603 6 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Now I am become Jeff, The destroyer of Jeffs it's totally feasible that this could happen...and again, it did happen to someone.
      I've never seen the movie but would like to, I've heard it's good for what it is. And the concept is really cool for a more dramatic/psychological movie.

    • @HarryBalzak
      @HarryBalzak 6 ปีที่แล้ว +40

      I worked many lifts. You might not want to know this, but most if not all of the lift operators and employees in general were pretty much constantly stoned(and hung over). No joke. We would announce "safety meetings", which was code to met up and get stoned at predetermined isolated location.

    • @HarryBalzak
      @HarryBalzak 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Toxic Anonymity,
      LoL. Yeah pretty much.

    • @GlobalsoftPirka
      @GlobalsoftPirka 6 ปีที่แล้ว +30

      Harry Balzak I honestly would have rather watched a stoner comedy about chairlift operators. You have to have some pretty good stories, right?

  • @barbaro267
    @barbaro267 5 ปีที่แล้ว +23

    I haven't seen this film is so long. I remember after watching it, I went to the IMDB message forum and there was a list of "Things I learned while watching the movie Frozen", which was basically funny nitpicks of things that didn't make sense and therefore were "new" things that the movie taught us. One I remember was that "Wolves are sexist" because the wolf killed and started eating one of the boys but didn't try to kill the girl when she ran by it. I really wish that list was still on the IMDB page for the film.

    • @scodiofficer0012
      @scodiofficer0012 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      didn't the wolf straight up made eye contact with her but didn't bother eating her cause the wolves was already eating the other guy's body?

  • @lusteraliaszero
    @lusteraliaszero 6 ปีที่แล้ว +175

    I didn't get a good look but... aren't those drops actually easily survivable? it's really not far up for a lift, and I've heard of absurdly high lift drops where they just broke a leg because the snow is like a pillow and it's a sloped landing so the impact is lessened. and they have a hedge below them? and they can hang on the lift before dropping? they could even attempt using a ski as a sort of rope since they only need one person on the ground

    • @grantmoore8228
      @grantmoore8228 5 ปีที่แล้ว +62

      lusteraliaszero...yes actually. in fact most people are recommended to go for available snow instead of water when falling from a significant height for that exact reason. I admit I'm not a doctor but I can almost guarantee that at most, assuming they don't get incredibly unlucky and land on they're feet, the worst case would be a very bruised butt. in fact a greater risk would be them injuring their arms if they landed on arms then them breaking both their legs

    • @dallaswebb5493
      @dallaswebb5493 5 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      So you're telling me that a 50 foot drop onto packed snow *WOULDN'T* shatter your legs?

    • @grantmoore8228
      @grantmoore8228 5 ปีที่แล้ว +62

      @@dallaswebb5493 So I looked this up but most chairlifts only go up to 50 feet at the most. Since they don't look to be that high up it shouldn't be that bad but let's say for the sake of argument it IS 50 feet high. According to offgridweb.com you have a 50% chance of survival on landing on flat earth from that hight but this is different terrain. The movie makes it a point that a heavy snow storm hits these three idiots on the lift. That means that on top of the snow already on it there is now a pack of freshly produced snow. It's not the fall that kills you it's the sudden stop. The snow acts as a cushion and would slow down the decent. If they had landed on their butts or at least put on their snowboards or skis to spread the weight once they land it would've raised their survivability tenfold. So yes, well it would have hurt like hell on their asses...I think that's a more preferably alternative then breaking your legs and dying because of a unconvincing wolf attack!

    • @QJ89
      @QJ89 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Shoulda landed on his butt.

  • @CartridgeMaster
    @CartridgeMaster 7 ปีที่แล้ว +91

    Cool Cat did for furries what Jaws did for Sharks

    • @erinmcgee1160
      @erinmcgee1160 7 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      Nah, we were already horrified by furries.

    • @Ssteel1070
      @Ssteel1070 7 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      >implying people weren't already scared of furries

  • @YMS
    @YMS  7 ปีที่แล้ว +2647

    Hey! So you might be wondering where Childhood Trauma Part 3 is. I decided to get this review done first since it was more time-sensitive being a 500K sub special and all. I figured it was okay to push Childhood Trauma Part 3 to "late January / early February" considering there isn't a really continuous plot being followed in that review. YMS Frozen Part 2 should be out in the first half of January, then I'll be finishing up Childhood Trauma Part 3. Thank you! EDIT: Frozen Part 2 is delayed until the end of January. I had to restructure my approach to the review, but now it is infinitely better than it was before. You'll know what I'm talking about when you see it. Can't wait to show it! Childhood Trauma Part 3 will likely be closer to end of February because of this.

    • @kzhang133
      @kzhang133 7 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      YourMovieSucksDOTorg ayee

    • @tateclark8044
      @tateclark8044 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      YourMovieSucksDOTorg dude I tought it was the 2015 film

    • @88magicmariodude88
      @88magicmariodude88 7 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      YourMovieSucksDOTorg you are a treasure Adam thank you so much.

    • @88magicmariodude88
      @88magicmariodude88 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      YourMovieSucksDOTorg you are a treasure Adam thank you so much.

    • @bromineproductions2431
      @bromineproductions2431 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      OMG, I REMEMBER WATCHING THIS AS A KID, IT SCARRED THE SHIT OUT FO ME, TILL I REALISED 2 YEARS LATER THAT IT WAS A HORRIBLE MOVIE

  • @CheeseYourself
    @CheeseYourself 4 ปีที่แล้ว +34

    12:55
    Yeah, can we talk about how that dog is the most adorable thing in recorded history?

  • @Tom-jy6mc
    @Tom-jy6mc 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

    This entire movie is like a flashback in a comedy show on why a character can't go skiing where the joke is how ridiculously tragic it is, except someone made it an hour and a half long

  • @DrSex-ng7um
    @DrSex-ng7um 7 ปีที่แล้ว +125

    When I clicked on this, I thought it was about the Disney version. But then I remembered he's already done that, lol.

    • @gaaraxnaru
      @gaaraxnaru 7 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      He didn't do a YMS he did a review I think...

    • @L-Mop
      @L-Mop 7 ปีที่แล้ว +59

      lol it's almost like making people think this is a review of Disney's Frozen only to reveal it is about a different Frozen movie was the whole point of the thumbnail lol

    • @ironmaster6496
      @ironmaster6496 7 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      the whole point of the video XD

  • @BodomsScythe
    @BodomsScythe 6 ปีที่แล้ว +672

    The guy with the girlfriend looks like a discount Zac Efron.

  • @buddyboi9437
    @buddyboi9437 5 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    When the director said he came up the the plot of the film in 20 seconds was so unintentionally funny

  • @joaovictorabramides9977
    @joaovictorabramides9977 5 ปีที่แล้ว +67

    Final Destination: Will do everything in life what JAWS did for the ocean.

    • @dong.corleone
      @dong.corleone 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Hostel: Will do for Slovakia what JAWS did for the ocean

  • @DityDan
    @DityDan 7 ปีที่แล้ว +679

    Daddy Derek did to cats what Jaws did to the ocean

    • @AllyOJustice
      @AllyOJustice 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      so did Rebel Wilson.

    • @birdy6049
      @birdy6049 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Cats did to cats what Daddy Derek did to cats

    • @Choomba78
      @Choomba78 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Cats did to cats what Shane Dawson did to cats.

    • @feywild3839
      @feywild3839 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@Choomba78 are we sure daddy Derek didn’t also do that to cats

  • @sirsoftspoken
    @sirsoftspoken 7 ปีที่แล้ว +240

    Frozen, or its alternate name, FNOF, Five Nights of Freezing.

    • @kawaiipanda7212
      @kawaiipanda7212 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Drew Williams Omg, yes! 😂😂😂😭😭😭

  • @Zersetzung
    @Zersetzung 4 ปีที่แล้ว +22

    I still crack up at “Frozen, the original”.

    • @dong.corleone
      @dong.corleone 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Yeah, this movie is fun to watch to make fun of how bad it is. I actually like the Hatchet movies but man this movie is so shitty

  • @gotenson2231
    @gotenson2231 5 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    The doggos are the best actors/actresses in this movie. They played their roles with the most honor and realism

  • @Kitzkah
    @Kitzkah 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1373

    Every time I'm bored I just watch this because for some reason I never get tired of it. It's also nice to listen to when I draw

    • @Kitzkah
      @Kitzkah 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      +Elvick sammee

    • @RoarkeIsBored
      @RoarkeIsBored 4 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      Same here, I love watching part 2 alot just from the leg scene alone

    • @korudodragoon1
      @korudodragoon1 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      thought it was just me lol

    • @candy_3125
      @candy_3125 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      💯

    • @AmyJoJoo
      @AmyJoJoo 4 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      Same! Just the way Adam talks and his vocabulary, I could sit and watch/listen to his videos for hours. Love this guy 💙

  • @cherrychocolate1434
    @cherrychocolate1434 7 ปีที่แล้ว +664

    Unfriended: Will do for Skype what Jaws did to the ocean.

    • @trpl7
      @trpl7 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      make me want to go into so i die

    • @MadMensDen
      @MadMensDen 6 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      The room: will do to best friends what Jaws did to sharks.

    • @kiki.jacks0n
      @kiki.jacks0n 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Chucky will do for dolls what Jaws did for the ocean

    • @LPSroxy
      @LPSroxy 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Skype will do to skype*

  • @cthulhluftagn3812
    @cthulhluftagn3812 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    I totally thought this was going to be about Disney's frozen..
    But I didn't leave disappointed.

  • @northropi2027
    @northropi2027 6 ปีที่แล้ว +44

    14:30 way to stare STRAIGHT into the camera bucko

    • @ga35am
      @ga35am 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Hahahahaha. Wow. It is even worse now.

  • @matthewdavison2622
    @matthewdavison2622 7 ปีที่แล้ว +739

    TH-cam does to new content creators what Jaws did to the swimmers

  • @fight_or_fightdarwinsshelf6443
    @fight_or_fightdarwinsshelf6443 6 ปีที่แล้ว +322

    Wait.... so.... the iceguy from x-men froze to death?

    • @HateshWarkio
      @HateshWarkio 4 ปีที่แล้ว +39

      That's how he got his powers

    • @AFarmerCalledChicken
      @AFarmerCalledChicken 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Hatesh Warkio I was gonna say that. Dammit you took my thunder!

    • @HateshWarkio
      @HateshWarkio 4 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      @@AFarmerCalledChicken nah, that was Storm.

    • @egon2499
      @egon2499 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      With great power comes great responsibility. And he definitely got to much.😅

  • @vegetarblessb
    @vegetarblessb 3 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    God I love this movie, as a bad bad horror movie, it’s hilarious. The wolves acting so sweet and domestic with the snarling and growing added in post lmao

  • @eddiedingle767
    @eddiedingle767 5 ปีที่แล้ว +72

    “Buried” with Ryan Reynolds was fantastic, and it’s just him buried alive

    • @Brandon-rb4sm
      @Brandon-rb4sm 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Other than the snake in his boot

    • @Youcifer
      @Youcifer 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      It was good, but definitely not fantastic imo. Still much much much better than Frozen, lol.

  • @TheMiels
    @TheMiels 7 ปีที่แล้ว +139

    YMS: does with movies what Jaws did with people

    • @TheMiels
      @TheMiels 7 ปีที่แล้ว +34

      shredding them apart

  • @Notsorandomnumbers
    @Notsorandomnumbers 7 ปีที่แล้ว +144

    the whole beginning plot of the movie is they want to use the ski-lift without paying... so she bribes him with $100. WHAT

    • @troodon1096
      @troodon1096 6 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      Um yeah... unless this is a very expensive ski resort, legitimately buying the ski-lift tickets should be cheaper than that.

    • @canismo763
      @canismo763 6 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      They even said they paid $5 for the lift.

    • @Theelectroarcheologist
      @Theelectroarcheologist 6 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Wait a minute 100 coolers, and the guy she was bribing wasn’t going for 50? Either this is some high end ski resort or these broke ass punks weren’t willing to pay for a lift that was possibly cheaper than 40 dollars

  • @JTM_MACHINE
    @JTM_MACHINE 6 ปีที่แล้ว +27

    To be fair, One Hour Photo is actually really good

  • @clinton8421
    @clinton8421 5 ปีที่แล้ว +36

    The Oldboy remake will do the incest fathers with shotguns what jaws did to sharks.

  • @SabbyNeko
    @SabbyNeko 7 ปีที่แล้ว +257

    There's a movie like this about being trapped in a sauna. It's called *247F*

    • @terribleauthority
      @terribleauthority 7 ปีที่แล้ว +227

      247F will do to saunas what JAWS did to swimming!

    • @TheGeoshark
      @TheGeoshark 7 ปีที่แล้ว +54

      I like how it's apparently based on a true story.
      Also, if you want a watchable (not necessarily good, but watchable) horror movie about being trapped in one small location, check out ATM (ATM will do to withdrawing money for pizza what JAWS did to swimming!). It's kinda dumb but at least it doesn't have to do fucking backflips of logic to get the plot to work. Three people go to an enclosed ATM, scary man tries to kill them if they step outside the room. Also it has Josh Peck from Drake and Josh, so that's a bonus.

    • @SabbyNeko
      @SabbyNeko 7 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      TheGeoshark I remember Phonebooth being good, but I was an actual child.

    • @TheGeoshark
      @TheGeoshark 7 ปีที่แล้ว +35

      Sabbat-X "Phonebooth will do to calling people in a smelly claustrophobic box what JAWS did to the ocean!"

    • @fuckenps3
      @fuckenps3 7 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      ALSO The Steam Experiment!
      www.imdb.com/title/tt1289437/

  • @terrycoyle6864
    @terrycoyle6864 7 ปีที่แล้ว +66

    Maybe the chairlift guy secretly hated them for being such tools, and sent them up there knowing they'd get trapped and die?

    • @MyEnemy
      @MyEnemy 7 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      If that were the case he wouldn't have told his coworker that three more people were left on the slope.

    • @terrycoyle6864
      @terrycoyle6864 7 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      shit, right. It'd have been better if he'd done it purposefully. Give a moral of the story "don't be a bunch of tools unless you're in a box on a shelf in the garage"

    • @moregasmthepowerful2959
      @moregasmthepowerful2959 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Terry Coyle
      Holy shit. The villain of the story is the large, smoking, chair lift operator.

  • @attilafitch6565
    @attilafitch6565 6 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    Into the grizzly maze was literally Jaws on land. It had the hunter, someone who we thought died then came back, the police chief, EVERYTHING

  • @spaceistheplace2293
    @spaceistheplace2293 5 ปีที่แล้ว +42

    Will do for skiing what Jaws did for Kraft Mac and Cheese

  • @ChunderousFritz
    @ChunderousFritz 7 ปีที่แล้ว +137

    Once I went on the Disney World Peter Pan ride and the chair got stuck partway through. They should make a movie about that.

    • @burningelmo5051
      @burningelmo5051 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Chunderous Fritz
      Didn't Disney make the animation frozen?

    • @theponydalek7923
      @theponydalek7923 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I had a similar experience on the haunted mansion, it also ended with two people getting eaten by wolfs

    • @ittybittybuckybarnes7012
      @ittybittybuckybarnes7012 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Except instead of wolves, there are alligators.

    • @aquafreshfan3022
      @aquafreshfan3022 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Same thing happened to me the first time I went there.fuck you Captain Hook.

  • @Jamzmahname
    @Jamzmahname 7 ปีที่แล้ว +354

    Thought you were gonna talk about that shitty animated movie again.

    • @jmiquelmb
      @jmiquelmb 7 ปีที่แล้ว +29

      aran carr-brown That is one of the most mediocre Disney films in decades, and that it became the most grossing animated film in history

    • @volcancism.a.d6010
      @volcancism.a.d6010 7 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      I don't see how it's shitty. It's original, has catchy songs, has character development, is self aware of past problems, and has beautiful animation. It is overrated however. But it's still a fantastic movie.

    • @Jamzmahname
      @Jamzmahname 7 ปีที่แล้ว +35

      You know what else is original and has catchy songs? The Room.

    • @volcancism.a.d6010
      @volcancism.a.d6010 7 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Rustle The Musical Gorilla. I don't really remember The Room having songs, but it was still an enjoyable shitty movie.

    • @debbiestellar8266
      @debbiestellar8266 7 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      aran carr-brown Badly written story, plot holes, shitty character writing, bad character design, and a shitty lesson

  • @fearofthechippan
    @fearofthechippan 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    So um.
    For YEARS I thought this was a review of Disney’s Frozen.
    I have been missing out 😭

  • @dead-chan1892
    @dead-chan1892 4 ปีที่แล้ว +56

    I just wanna say that I watched this review while on the can having acidic diarrhoea. How terrible this movie was did not make my painful experience any better. Feeling pain while seeing other idiots in pain... urghhh. The fact that the movie went on and on without them achieving anything or even moving only made things worse. (Because I was in the same sort of situation.) I feel for anyone that was actually put through watching this movie.

    • @dabanaenae4515
      @dabanaenae4515 4 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      This is the single best comment I've ever read

    • @SuperRaijin
      @SuperRaijin 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Wow, that was a ride

  • @juannee
    @juannee 7 ปีที่แล้ว +238

    The best thing now would be if part 2 gets released at 1 million subscribers.

    • @Cub3ulr
      @Cub3ulr 7 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      JonasEndr hey you

    • @Clairebee
      @Clairebee 7 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      JonasEndr I think that's a while from now lol

    • @Joe90h
      @Joe90h 7 ปีที่แล้ว +42

      ...And the second video ends up being for the Disney film, starting half way through the film as if there is a part one nobody has seen.

  • @princessfetus
    @princessfetus 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1389

    I thought this was about that overrated Disney movie.

  • @colby8483
    @colby8483 5 ปีที่แล้ว +16

    8:50 This legitimately made me very anxious.

  • @mr.machine3328
    @mr.machine3328 6 ปีที่แล้ว +41

    The Emoji Movie did to emojis what Jaws did for swimming.

  • @vissova
    @vissova 6 ปีที่แล้ว +672

    Yeah I'm sure sitting on a seat suspended in chilly temperatures for a few hours is _just_ as terrifying as a shark ripping your boat apart with its teeth.

    • @johnblimbo
      @johnblimbo 6 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      excellent

    • @PeterGriffin11
      @PeterGriffin11 5 ปีที่แล้ว +36

      Both are very scary situations.

    • @alanmooreisrasputinreincar8106
      @alanmooreisrasputinreincar8106 5 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      @@PeterGriffin11 ones *A LOT* scarier

    • @deltoroperdedor3166
      @deltoroperdedor3166 4 ปีที่แล้ว +30

      @@PeterGriffin11 for the persons involved, yes. On film, not so much, unless the writer has some good ideas on how to get you in the character's mind

    • @scodiofficer0012
      @scodiofficer0012 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      they got ripped apart by Wolves.

  • @Ninetails2000
    @Ninetails2000 7 ปีที่แล้ว +518

    Cool Cat Saves The Kids: Will do for incest, feline furries and lolicon what Jaws did to sharks

  • @mackmcd
    @mackmcd ปีที่แล้ว +6

    It's surreal going through YMS's back catalogue and hearing Five Alarm Funk being used as music. Then I remembered he's from Vancouver, so that checks out.

  • @Julia-yr1dm
    @Julia-yr1dm 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    This movie going lowkey viral on tiktok right now tf

  • @Xfan17
    @Xfan17 7 ปีที่แล้ว +138

    The sounds that the chairlift makes being overly emphasized makes me think it's going to fall apart and kill everyone like if it were Final Destination.

  • @AlejandroSilva-mr7yy
    @AlejandroSilva-mr7yy 7 ปีที่แล้ว +192

    I remember vaguely watching this movie, it was on a bus trip, a long bus trip. You see, in my country they are very dangerous, I remember one of the tense scenes, but not because of the movie, but because the score matched perfectly to the mass of people attacking the busses close to mine. I remember hearing gunfire and when they threw a Molotov to the bus ahead my mother held me tight, the noise was mixed with the sound of fire, metal breaking and screaming, some time later I found out the bus just ahead of ours was attacked and everyone killed. Ours was spared because the driver was black...
    I will never forget this movie, as long as I live I'll have the memory of that awful day, thanks for reminding me of this terror YMS...

    • @nabilmakour49
      @nabilmakour49 7 ปีที่แล้ว +88

      Alejandro Silva relatable

    • @toyotatacoma1616
      @toyotatacoma1616 7 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      Alejandro Silva holy fuck, what country is that? I've heard of something similar happening in Kenya??

    • @Opalaisha
      @Opalaisha 7 ปีที่แล้ว +45

      Alejandro Silva That escalated quickly.
      I'm so sorry that you had to go through that.

    • @LoN3wOlF5tudi0s
      @LoN3wOlF5tudi0s 7 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Lol

    • @JoshuaBarnes2298
      @JoshuaBarnes2298 7 ปีที่แล้ว +35

      Sneaky Pete Sweden hasn't been the same since the migrant crisis... (jk(kinda))

  • @joshuahagon8269
    @joshuahagon8269 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    held back on watching this one because i like to save the YMS videos with multiple parts for late night. Damn am i glad i waited so many days for this one. I love when the box art writers doubled down and wrote:
    "What Jaws did for sharks and Psycho did for showers, The Visit will do for grandparents."

  • @Nesque
    @Nesque 5 ปีที่แล้ว +24

    I used to be an avid skier when I was younger, I watched this movie when I was 12 or 13 and I remember how terrified I was. All the stupid coincidences made me completely freak "Oh no, there are 3 skiers JUST LIKE THE ONES STUCK UP THERE, OMG!" And the claustrophobia in the lift really got to me.
    I kind of like having that memory, makes me realize that being ignorant and young can make a crappy movie absolutely amazing :P

    • @scodiofficer0012
      @scodiofficer0012 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      it kinda did it's job scaring the shit out of children, it reminded me of the time I was swimming a litte too far off the resort me and my family was staying in and all of the sudden I keep remembering Jaws and that guy getting mauled to death. I've never swam so fast in my life to get back to shore.

    • @nunyabusiness3652
      @nunyabusiness3652 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      The only part of the movie that terrify me is the worker shutting off the lift without realizing those three were still on it because I can actually see it happening one day. For one, there was a case where a girl died in the pool because her teammates covered the pool without realizing she's still in there, and no one realize she was missing.

  • @thekingslayer1831
    @thekingslayer1831 6 ปีที่แล้ว +81

    The real villain...
    THE I-POD PLAYLIST!!

  • @WheezyShotta
    @WheezyShotta 7 ปีที่แล้ว +300

    3:26 20 seconds... About the same amount of time it took to write the script as well.

    • @RyzenCat
      @RyzenCat 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Wiz 👌👋 boi if you dont...
      i want to die...

    • @WheezyShotta
      @WheezyShotta 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      eh

    • @Diamondustification
      @Diamondustification 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      No shame in that poverty, I'm writing a fiction series with my own world (similar to DND style with a lot more freedom) and I started writing before I even really had a plot. I'm now moving on to book five with fully fleshed out characters and a plot involving wide spread corruption, shape shifters, plagues, Gods, demons and rising empires. Lots of editing ahead for me though.

    • @dickpole2607
      @dickpole2607 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      I think you're giving them too much credit

    • @heartache5742
      @heartache5742 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      Diamondustification link?

  • @snickerdoooodle
    @snickerdoooodle 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    To be fair for the Y2K criticism in the beginning, the way some programs stored just the last two digits of the year DID cause some issues that had to be fixed but after teams of people and retired programmers came out to fix all their systems, the effects were very minimal.

  • @gydorack
    @gydorack 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Morbius did for Morbin' what Morbs did for Morbies

  • @SwiftNimblefoot
    @SwiftNimblefoot 7 ปีที่แล้ว +41

    100 dollars??? I am quite sure that even in the Alpes, ski lift tickets are cheaper than that.... So she paid more to bribe a guy than what the tickets cost. Smaaaart

  • @urlocaljelly
    @urlocaljelly 7 ปีที่แล้ว +122

    This thriller had me *frozen* in my seat. It was so intense!

    • @urlocaljelly
      @urlocaljelly 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      lol jk

    • @Hero_2222
      @Hero_2222 7 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      yeliannie luna I was frozen today!

    • @deltoroperdedor3166
      @deltoroperdedor3166 7 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      yeliannie luna This movie does to sub zero degrees shiting what Jaws did to poolshiting

    • @wolfy-woo
      @wolfy-woo 7 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      This film had me utterly *_frozen_* with bewilderment and confusion as to why they thought this was okay

    • @freddiefaulig8751
      @freddiefaulig8751 7 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Maybe you should..... Let it go ;)

  • @samjacobson6424
    @samjacobson6424 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    "Oh god help I'm stuck in this chair lift with bad actors help me"

  • @tehmememan8621
    @tehmememan8621 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    This movie would work better as an episode of a tv show instead of an entire movie

  • @dumbfish97
    @dumbfish97 7 ปีที่แล้ว +339

    YMS will do for TH-cam videos what JAWS did for boat flooring and what Psycho did for shower curtains

    • @millie8943
      @millie8943 7 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Billy Kane I don't get it

    • @Mr_Fancypants
      @Mr_Fancypants 7 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Millie Sophia did you not see the video

    • @dumbfish97
      @dumbfish97 7 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Marcelo Zuniga I like that one

    • @cherrychocolate1434
      @cherrychocolate1434 7 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Tore it apart?

    • @dumbfish97
      @dumbfish97 7 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Cherry Chocolate nah that's what YMS does to my arse

  • @woodfloor111
    @woodfloor111 7 ปีที่แล้ว +441

    Dude, reusing the intro from the Frozen (2013) review Confused me so bad. I've clicked on this video more than once, watched 30 seconds of the intro, and said "shit I watched this one, he must have just changed the profile picture." I didn't figure out that it was a different review until Part 2 came out. Lol.

    • @tilda6642
      @tilda6642 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Dana Baldus OH MY GOD SAME. Except I just finished watching the frozen review from 2013, and then I clicked on this one and thought "wait why did he record the same video?" Oof

    • @catherinescott3008
      @catherinescott3008 6 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      I have to agree, it was super confusing, even though I don't like the Disney version

    • @DeeRio9546
      @DeeRio9546 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      My name is Dana too 😱😱😱

    • @scrambldrabbit
      @scrambldrabbit 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      same😂

  • @MutatedBacon108
    @MutatedBacon108 4 ปีที่แล้ว +39

    They ripped off the plot of the Camp Lazlo episode, "Snow Beans."

    • @XaxaWashington
      @XaxaWashington 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      How is that a show anyone remembers

    • @damnthatscrazy4426
      @damnthatscrazy4426 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@XaxaWashington its a show you know the look of but don't remember the name. Like an old family member

  • @LautloseLebwerwurst3000
    @LautloseLebwerwurst3000 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    8:50 I guess this is what water torture feels like. You know there's another drop coming, but every single time there's this moment of surprise and utter discomfort
    This edit nearly drove me insane, good job Adam! 😘

  • @1Gingerduckling
    @1Gingerduckling 7 ปีที่แล้ว +250

    the wikipedia page has this film listed as a comedy, did you change it? :D

    • @gamemaster2311
      @gamemaster2311 7 ปีที่แล้ว +56

      Holly Williams Holy shit, that's hilarious

    • @konstance13
      @konstance13 7 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      Guess someone changed it back? Cause its listed as a thriller.

    • @gamemaster2311
      @gamemaster2311 7 ปีที่แล้ว +32

      Konnie The Hero Yea I guess it was a joke. Shame.

    • @AdrianGhastly
      @AdrianGhastly 7 ปีที่แล้ว +75

      Now it says "comedic thriller"

  • @thebois4884
    @thebois4884 6 ปีที่แล้ว +195

    They actually referenced this movie once in the British soap 'Emmerdale'. No idea if you know but it's like one of the 3 most watched soaps in the UK. So the fact that they decided to reference this movie of all movies is baffling. And what's more amazing is the context of the reference. I don't watch any soaps but I randomly came across it while my parents were watching it and there was a guy dressed as Elsa from the Disney movie Frozen and it seemed to be a part of some bet and he loses because the guy who started the bet meant a cosplay of THIS MOVIE! Like how the fuck do you cosplay as this movie. Just wear some winter clothes! WTF?! 🤣

    • @elsie8757
      @elsie8757 6 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      Wear winter clothes and strap a ski lift chair to your back

    • @GDNITE
      @GDNITE 5 ปีที่แล้ว +32

      That's the funniest movie trivia I've ever come across

    • @jebbryant6522
      @jebbryant6522 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      I guess wear a puffy jacket and piss ya pants for the cosplay. Low effort high investment

  • @p9nt6gr6m4
    @p9nt6gr6m4 5 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    a movie about an early 2000s sitcom episode sub plot.

  • @VenomKillerTaipan
    @VenomKillerTaipan 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    omg the scene in which they are complaining because the lift stops for a few seconds just shows that the director never went skiing. It happens all the time! Freaking hilarious! "Yeah in about 20 seconds I came up with the idea of Frozen" yeah...I see that you spent a whole 20 seconds on the details for this film.