What if Serial Killers Went After MEN? | Andrew Schulz | FULL CLIP
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Usain Bolt who? Donovan outclasses him anyday
Outjerked again
Yeah, but have you ever seen Usain Bolt get chased by Donovan? Guaranteed Bolt hits Mach 1.
Yes I do🫡😎
he more motivated. bolt gets a metal Donovan gets that Schulz ass
Gambino be like: I like me some silver coins
This man has put every bit of his special forward and backward out. Gotta love him for it.
It's really smart. His shows will be " The Show "....he and Dave Chappelle have that it factor.
@@montemccarty6512 get people liking your comedy, putting yourself out there, trusting your knowledge in the craft. Gain the audience then take that chance by selling a special. Then thank the fans by making it free anyway. Bold and risky. Paid off literally in the end.
His Hawaii set was awesome. Locals don't like tourists..he went in..studied their culture...and came at them with truthful, hilarious jokes told with nothing but love for everyone. Be has that it factor. They loved him. They will take comedians money. They don't love love many of them. This is him in a nutshell. He adapts to his environment better than any current comedian.
Where can I watch his special at?
Only one going forward and backward out was my man Donovan.
"don't pass him the stuffng, he's had enough stuffng" HAHAHAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAH MOST COMIC LINE EVER IN THE UNIVERSE
His big shows are funny asf, but his small shows where he has audience interactions are insane. He is THE KING of audience interactions. But I love that he’s scaling up too.
Only hacks pass crowd work as material.
Shultz knows.
Sounds like you didn’t buy the special. Noob
Totally agree, although I prefer his crowd work even more 😁😁
@@Cptyash s'$x Zac xxx*
Can’t like this comment cuz it’s at 420
a guy was sexually assaulted near a river which me and a female friend used to walk down, she then said she felt unsafe going down there anymore until the rapist got caught
"you feel unsafe? I'm his type!"
they don't have a type usually, any hole is a goal and all that
LOL !!
@@Dirpitzgenerally not true. There’s usually a type.
@@DirpitzI don’t think they usually have a “type”, but they still have a sexual orientation and bisexuals are a minority.
@@Dirpitz serials 9 times outta 10 have a type
To be able to take a topic such as rape in a park and somehow turn it into a comedy bit just shows how talented a comedian he is. Stay safe everyone
Cuz violence towards men is fine while violence towards women is a crime. And Shultz knows this
@@oconnorjoanis8358 Facts the unfortunate society we live in lmao
@@oconnorjoanis8358 I think it’s more that men joke about that kind of stuff more so it’s considered okay to joke about it, women usually don’t make those kind of jokes
@@oconnorjoanis8358 cry about it
@@chromiyum6849 Don't worry, if this one day happens to you we won't cry about it. We will make sure to laugh about it.
Superbly crafted series of jokes right there. Even went in for the dicey Jamaican accent - crowd worked it and I did too. This guy is on a rocket ship.
3:29 “My man’s was runnin as fast as humanly possible”
🤣💀that always gets me
I seriously havent laughed that hard in a long time 😂 I was not expecting that at all. Dope special Shulzy!
I was not prepared, it’s 3:30 am where I am, I almost CACKLED
I just heard that as I was reading this comment lmao
People in the crowd didn’t like the joke, bunch of sensitive nitties
The worst Jamaican accent humanly possible!🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
I'm happy this dude is picking up in popularity, he's been killing it lately
I remember seeing him on that show Guy Code on MTV a decade ago, he was the funniest dude on that show bar none
It’s because the world is tired of cancel culture bs. He’s exactly what we need
Wasn’t he canceled for being racist lmao
That last joke was was DEEP! From the Jamaican Olympic runner, to the Cool Runnings chant! This man is on the trajectory to be an all time great.
No he not
@@yeltzin0522 How can you determine that?)) You got some comedy measurement app on your iphone?)))))
Such a good movie but an even better spin for the joke😂
Racist
@@vasisphu3239 shut up
The part about not changing their habits is true.
My ex girlfriend and my sister are both examples I've noticed. We had shootings in night spots 4 weekends in a row, we all watch the same news, they still went out to the club.
Yolo
Nah. Imma still do it, might wait a couple weeks, but I'll def carry more things to protect myself. Keys between fingers, pocket knife, pepper spray, and I'll probably go when there's more people
@@katwilliams2950 not gonna stop a bullet 🧐
@@katwilliams2950 Keys between fingers, lol. Guns exist you know, get one.
@@cousinzeke4888 Who knows if guns are legal where she lives
I love comedians that talk about really dark subjects tastefully. Let alone, Shultzy is THE masterclass of ethnic humor and turning that dark subject on himself. Seriously, an amazing bit. Been my favorite for a while and will continue to be
"Tastefully". Sure. He started from serial killer and turned it into anal sex. Very funny and very on topic.
His audience wasn't a bunch of sensitive people either.
“Don’t even go on that rowing machine you just teasing them with that” I appreciate this joke so much for the double meaning
Hilarious bit! “Rest assured…I was running as fast as I could!”
Some might say he was “cool running”…that part killed me.
That shit took me out bro
The only guy who can joke about rape and not have anyone get upset about it.
Because he’s actually good at making jokes
@@honeyst6133 I don’t disagree
Nah bill burr can too
@@shaderoberts4731 fr
Jokes are funny tho. You probably talking about the folks who talk about rape and pretend it's a joke when everyone criticizes them and declares the whole human species has lost their sense of humor and everyone is so sensitive these days.
This man literally had me over here crying and had me deceased when he did that Jamaican accent
Yelp
I haven’t laughed this much in like a month. The Jamaican accent took me out 🤣🤣
I’ve had the worst day today, but I can always rely on you Schulz, to turn my sadness into laughter. Thank you! ♥️
I love andrew man he's so funny in literally any context
3:46 *"Quick! Pan to the nearest black man with dreads to show he's laughing and its okay"*
He wasn't black and they weren't dreads
Imagine being in the audience, how fun that must be.
I don't know about that, imagine behind you there's a black guy and he's called Donovan.
not in the first row i assume
I mean...you're allowed to do so if you wanna. You should.
I have been to his show in Boston he is awesome!
I was at this show, it was amazing. I was drunk lmao
Andrew Schulz is on pace to be among the ranks of Dave Chappelle, Robin Williams and Richard Pryor. His comedic timing and ability to read the room is unprecedented. I may have a new hero.
Wtf?
I think he’s surpassed Dave. Dave is a good comedian, but I feel like he has a problem just…using his comedy shows to rant instead of actually making jokes. It’s getting old. Don’t get me wrong he still makes good jokes and shows every now and then, but you gotta get lucky to get one where he doesn’t rant for two-thirds of the runtime.
@@Avajsb-rv7gwi honestly disagree. His jokes are on another level
I'll just wait for this man to put up the whole special on yt
dont even need to pirate nothing
😁
@@thebeautifulgamethapa4227 torrent se krle bro.
This made me laugh so much! I was stalked and typically don't find jokes about this topic funny at all. They just upset me and are not for me, but this was so funny and almost refreshing, thank you!!
Hey, hope you feel much better. Stay safe and enjoy your life because you deserve to!
Going by the logic of how typically this goes, that wasn't that bad. Could've been worse.
@@bimates2690 the psychological trauma that comes from stalking is extremely damaging. If you're assaulted, as long as you're not dead, you can find a way to move on and heal eventually. Being stalked is like living in the tense moments of a horror movie, but all the time. You feel like you have to be on your guard 24/7 and the second you let your attention slip your stalker remind you that they're watching you.
And I thought seeing how to get away with murder was a red flag. "Guy who kills nuns, guy who kills children, cooking show" I'm definitely keeping an eye out for that. Thanks for the good laughs Andrew.
Andrew's job is to make those not laughing in the background to grow a sense of humor. He knows it won't happen overnight so he cuts the middle man for his specials. Dude is on it.
I bought and watched the special 3 times already with my buddies, and still i come back for these clips to crack my ribs every time, lmao
can u share??
Getting ready
@@ekonpatz2732 Nope sorry bro, Support our Bro Schulz by buying it, or sent him a mail/message for another open release
@@oxithius_official can't buy anymorr
@@ekonpatz2732 sent me ur m.ail
it amazes me how much u push the borders without getting in trouble lol. part of it is the sheer brilliance of the jokes hope u have a long career
Been following you since 2018, it's great to see you getting the recognition you deserve.
Follwing like a serial killer
But he's not even that funny
God, so glad cool runnings is something I’ve seen… this had me rolling in tears
This aged like fine wine 😂💀 This guy knows what he’s doing lol
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Dude I was not ready for a fucking Cool Runnings reference hahahaha. Got me dying in the office and people looking at me weird.
0:42 I spat out my water. And I have tears in my eyes. I'll die of dehydration after watching to many of Andrew's videos.
1:47 bro wtaf was that movement lmfaoooooooooo i had a coughing fit
Schulz has mastered his game! so happy for him and proud of him!
The jamaican joke has to be the funniest thing I have heard this year so far. Watched the whole set and man you funny.
🤣🤣🤣 There are some jokes that just hit right and makes you roll on the floor laughing. Even when the subject isn't appropriate for some people , somehow Andrew always pulls out bangers. Keep doing you bro, we need more of you out there.
That Jeff Dahmer Netflix joint is gonna be liiiiiiiiive
Schulz is Already a Classic Comedian!!!😎😂😂😂
"If a single man in history was jogging in the park and got raped..." Well, I have bad news for you...
Was he dressed in a Batman suit?
Imagine being a male rape victim who legit was raped by a person on the street, and then hearing that
“Gotta bring his ass to dinner to tell my family”😂😂😂
Love your content man..Absolutely amazing💯💯
I’ve never seen Andrew so invested into a set. Love this 🤣😭🤣😭💀
Schulz really became my new favorite comedian. Never fails to make me laugh
Lmao that ending was so hilarious even Andrew struggled to hold back the laugh.
I'm so glad he funded this himself and didn't let the big corp ruin or water down his comedy. Also big W cause he made mad money that the corp couldn't have cause they wanted to be woke
Which corp? Netflix funds Dave Chappelle, Bill Burr, Ricky Gervais, Joe Rogan specials all the time.
@@acojo8205 yea but Andrew Shultz came out in a interview saying that he funded it himself because when he went to corp with some of his jokes they wanted to rewrite, re word, take out jokes they deemed unfit and too offensive
@@neonzombies8816 And thus make less money. Corps are so out of touch with reality.
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"FEEL THE RHYTHM." IM DEAD LAUGHING AT THAT HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
The Cool Runnings reference did it for me. I am crying LMFAO
Do you ever get to a level where you can’t laugh because you admire so much the work and the art of a comedian? That’s how I feel about Schulz! Man continu elevating suffering through the best medium ever created by human kind! Pause!
I’ve been binging his stuff lately and honestly schulz just goes to disprove the “OMG CANCEL CULTURE IS RUINING OUR COMEDY” crowd, his jokes based on ethnicity and dark subjects aren’t good because they’re edgy, but because he genuinely has good comedy. Id say because it’s base is still upon making people laugh rather than to convey any sort of actual belief. His jokes are politically loaded without being political, such a cool dude!!
Cancel culture isn’t just now ruining comedy. It’s an evil behavior that has been ruining all of human civilization intermittently since before we had writing
@@billbadson7598 it just shows it's not cancel culture it's just calling people out who are actually racist or hateful or stereotypical. It can be done like this guy does it and no problems.
@@cynthiaholland13 that's literally cancel culture, how do you manage to even spell words?
@@billbadson7598 my point was literally about you bro 💀 people who think “cancel culture” actually inhibits comedy are just bad at comedy.
not saying cancel culture is a good thing but people should be able to call out hateful people hiding behind the guise of “comedy” when they are just hateful. Schulz is not one of these people.
@@elsieyeet5272 My point is you have room temperature IQ, champ, and your taste in comedy reflects that.
There was an actual case of a man who got raped in a park in London. Can't remember when this happened. But I remember thinking.. No one's safe 🤦🏾♂️
And there were serial killers who went after men, like Jeffrey Dahmer.
Yes.....now that men are being attacked it's a problem....meanwhile women deal with this every. Single. Day.
@@erincoco612 It’s incredibly rare for either men or women to be attacked by strangers. It’s far more likely to happen to men tho. Violence is only a problem when it happens to women lol. That’s why so many people think women are in more danger at night when the statistics has consistently shown that men make up the majority of victims.
Just a joke on perception of how things are. But yea. Although unless the serial killer has a preference simply being smaller leads to you being more likely to be a target put simply. But yea it’s good for everyone to be alert
@@Fasa_Lee that's completely false. Women are assaulted every five seconds or less. Save your misogynist crap.
"if serial killers went after men"
I'm pretty sure there was a documentary about something like that recently >.> *eyeroll*
You're a real one, Andrew. Quality all the time.
Jeffery dahmer literally went exclusively for men
There are (literally) dozens of serial killers who focused on or exclusively victimized men (or more commonly, boys and teen males). This is the traditional serial murderer/r---t or killer with psychosexual elements.
If you count people who kill for practical reasons, like to get money, men are much more likely to be victims (80% of general homicide victims are male).
@@asafoetidajones8181 yeah but we’re talking about deranged serial killers who do it for pleasure. John Wayne gacy is a good example too. I’m pretty sure almost all his victims are male
@@Amentalhealthchannel that's exactly what I'm talking about too. Dozens of serial killers in the traditional definition.
Dennis Neilson, John Wayne Gacy, Dean Corll…
@@AmentalhealthchannelNot just any males, his targets were teenage boys. So technically he was a child predator which isn’t the same as going after adult men or women.
Andrew, thank you. For all of it. Your work might never be recognized for how important it is. You’re helping real life every day average Joes make it.
Dude what tf are you talking about
man you never disappoint, everytime you are upping your game! you are definitely becoming my fav comedian ever
no matter how many times i see this its funny af
I'm legit crying laughing at my work desk right now. One of the funniest bits I've seen in a while!
I love a bit like this where it retroactively feels like it was built backward from the absolutely ridiculous ending. Like picture Andrew watching Cool Runnings and that punch-line pops into his head and he's like, "damn how do I work this into my show"
Every time I need my face hurt I come watch Schulz run as fast as humanly possible to avoid that stuffing, hahaha.
Man I miss this! Been working on ship for 3 months now and internet sucks. Thanks Andrew!
Andrew is a top level culture appropriator, BRAVO !!! 👏
@Finally 🅥 f i
@Finally 🅥 🤡🤡🤡
I didnt stop laughing from this special since it started and ended...and still afterwards.
I'm so fucking glad I was born at just the right time in history to listen to this guy
You always have to have a palette cleanser when binging true crime docs/podcasts. I like to break mine up with Reno 911, The Office or The Golden Girls and a few bouts of Words with Friends.
He's making us see things we didn't think we could. Meanwhile some people in the audience thinking if it would be politically correct to laugh and have a good time.
@Kunal Atreya Facts lmao saw some of those people too he had my crying from laughter I gotta go to one of his shows in the future 🤌🏿💀
title: what if serial killers went after men
me: uhhh, they have 😂
Watched the special like 4 times already but I’m still watching these clips🤣
I am one of those women who's a big horror/ crime shows/ serial killer documentary fan ❤️🤣 also I was a victim of ra*e and I tell you the way that I just started dying when he said " naked rap!st with tennis shoes on running behind me" usually I would be offended but this was executed beautifully! Well done
I dont know but someone running at you naked with running shoes on even if he is tryjng to rape you is a funny image in my head i just imagine a comepletely focused face on the man running to snatch my booty
Funniest comedian of our time!!! Thanks for all the va laughs bro!!! 😆
The cool runnings reference had me rofl. 3:36
Bro you are genuinely funny af 😂😂😂
That Cool Runnings reference 🤣🤣🤣
Your comedy is awesome Andrew!!!
This is so true about me. Love them serial killer documentaries. Relaxing to watch at night. 😆
@Elyse Sanders I be shitting myself watching it at night but I love watching that kind of stuff at night 🤣 spooky videos too lol
My sister and mother too. Especially my mother is weird. She despises horror movies because they are scary and she can't fall asleep. But watching documentaries about real life seriel killers is fine? Can someone explain this to me?
@@pandaman1331 maybe because horror movies aren't usually realistic and can be more scary, but real life serial killer documentaries intrigue her. I love horror movies but cover my eyes when it's really disgusting, yet I hate haunted houses and can't stand being scared in real life. Lol
@@elysesanders97 For me it's the oppsite. Because horror movies are not realistic I don't find them scary. But serial killers are real, that can really happen to you. Watching that stuff regularly would make me paranoid. But she can watch whatever she likes. I don't have to understand it 🤷♂
I was trying not to laugh, it was hard but I was doing it, but the his Jamaican accent, and I just couldn't hold it.
😂😂😂
Holy crap, I never laughed so hard, I'm subscribing
There's very few comedians who can walk that fair line of uncomfortably funny, but Andrew is definitely amoung those few.......
I spit my damn beer out when turned on that Jamaican accent. 🤣🤣🤣🤣
His bits are so immaculately well thought out and put together
lmfao! cool running’s
You got your lucky egg? 🥚
I have watched this clip 50 times by now.. just can't understand how the f he got the perfect comic timing. The last Jamaican part is one of my favorite comedy bits out there.
This guy is a genius
Thanks for this Andrew. Was feeling really shit and now I'm smiling again
It appears that Schulzy achieved the rent-free status
Ive been watching you for past couple years i appreciate all the content you put out on your channel
1:03 soooo true 😭😭😭
Honestly one of the best original jokes ive EVER heard. Showed all my people at work. We all died
I’ve never felt so wrong laughing at a joke lol too much has happened recently for this to be on TH-cam rn
I fuckin lose it at "FEEEEL DA RHYTHYM" every single time
Hilarious 😂 thanks Andrew for the laughs I needed
This had me rolling! As a Jamaican I approve this message.
As long as Andrew S. said the joke then we all can laugh with out judgement
Idc who says it I'll still laugh
At first it was just chuckle worthy, then he just kept ramping it up until I was dying laughing. love this dude
At 2:47 sounds a lot like Chapelle
I love your vids bro always make day better💯
Legend
🇯🇲 DWL
Jamaican here. When he said Donavon I choked and laughed until I was wheezing.
🤣
1:58 that's entirely too many hats on inside
'I wasn't JOGGING, okay?! I was running full-pelt for the safety of my ORFICES and I demand that be reflected in the headline!!!!' 🤣😂🤣
This is the only kind of rape jokes I’ll accept 😂😂