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update: he's made a mil and counting in sales already, y'all fuckin crushed it, good to see there's still people that have a spine and can appreciate offensive humor and not take it seriously
It's not even offensive theatre actually good jokes, a little ""offensive"" maybe if the bars that low but these are jokes he put effort into unlike tho wOmEN bAd hAhA amI RighT
The point of comedy has now become the thing that people use to tell their opinions so the woke people wont lose their mind. Lib woke and conservawoke.
@@satan9487 yeah schulz's jokes are funny to me because there's actually some intellectual depth to his comedy. He does do the usual woman bad man good routine sometimes but a lot of his jokes actually incorporate more niche things about society that aren't what you usually see.
I read that the streaming service you sold this to wanted you to edit stuff out and you told them to piss off and bought it back. Infinite respect for that, definitely going to pre-order from your site.
Dude is a specialist when it comes to social issues, he always brings levity to touchy subjects in the most tasteful way, it would be an honor to be roasted by him haha
Jokes about uncomfortable situations are always the very best, because there is so much tension in the room. This is the best way to get people to think, to expand their thought a little. This man is absolutely great.
What makes Andrew Schulz so legendary is that he attacks issues from all sides without holding back, painting each situation in a light that conveys truth without directly saying it. It's why comedians need to be protected. Because our guards are down when listening to comedy, they're able to make us think and laugh and are invaluable to cultural discussions.
Comedy isn't about taking sides. It's about showing all "sides" how ridiculous they are when they think they're more different than similar with their fellow humans.
@@bas4752 basically women back in the day when Abortion used to be outlawed, women used to do it illegally. One of the methods that women used was a coathanger, hence the joke about hanging your shirt
@@giamiramontes5639 To avoid any preconceived ideas about your stance on the issue, could you break down the genius behind the statement Gia. Help me understand why it's intelligent beyond the obvious comedic technique used
@@ticoman90 lol it does. He means he was only chivalrous till the baby is alive. If the baby is dead, so is the chivalry...which means the woman got to take the blame for her choice and the man ain't gonna take blame for her choice...in this case its a supposed sin.
This is how you do edgy humor. Actual substance to the joke, bobbing and weaving between multiple lines but never punching down. Holy shit that was amazing, and got me at the edge of my seat
What kind of fucked up superiority complex do you have? Punching down? What are you better than some people by the sheer virtuosity of your person or what?
On JRE he said the company he bought the special back from told him his jokes punched down. That's why they wanted it censored. You see it how it is, but the mainstream is now too sensitive to let comedians do their jobs.
There's no such thing as punching down. If you put certain "groups" into a category that if you make fun of, is considered "punching down", it means YOU think that YOU are better than that group. Disgusting. If everyone is equal, then everyone can be "punched". Comedy no matter WHAT shouldn't be censored.
@@hrothgarnogar To acknowledge that certain groups have less of a voice and less power than other groups is being realistic. Punch the bullies, not the already bullied. Great if the world treats everyone equally, but it doesn't.
@@alexwansss the ones doing the bullying are not this comedian, it's the demand more get offended more be angry more March the streets more burn the abortion clinics more crowd, that's the facts
That last line!! 😂😂 The fact that you're always toeing the line with the topics you chose to talk about in your comedy, will always be a wow factor for me. And you do it so well, most people don't get offended. 😂👏🏾👏🏾
@@alicewhite_1818 But it doesnt change the fact that the daughter is hot, im sure kids her age might think that about her so the dads point still stands in this made up situation
@@randokun6430 bruh you don’t even need to defend that, the joke is funny cause it’s an appt analogy, but just cause an analogy seems strong on the surface, it doesn’t consider the vast differences in both those scenarios. So no need to defend it, doesn’t change how unfair an abortion is to that unique character of DNA.
I can't even BEGIN to describe how happy I am for this guy's success. I've been a fan since the Guy Code days and he just keeps getting fucking funnier and funnier.
He managed to joke about abortion from all angles possible without really saying anything too divisive. One of the greatest comedians of all time, since day 1 💯
How WRONG you are. Dead wrong. EVERYTHING is considered divisive these days. He posted this clip after they Netflix or some other steaming service wanted to censor this, or possibly some other part of the special.
After this clip, I ordered it and I was watching it in my room. I had to throw on the TV in the Rec room. Once that first ass hit my bed. I almost had the whole family in here. If you grew up listening to comedy before everybody got ultra sensitive. You will love this! When comedy was like this people knew how to laugh at there self and the tension wasn’t as high. Great job Big Hesi!
The amount of skill it takes to work an abortion joke so well in these times , damn :. you’re a master at your craft bro! You’ve been one of the greats for a while as far as I’m concerned and you just keep getting better and keep staying true to yourself . You pander to no one and go after everyone and I love that shit
I was shocked how good it was... wow... I mean, not shocked, because I totally agree with you and he's top-tier stand-up comedian in my opinion too, but because the topic is sensitive and he did a great job. That's how comedy is supposed to be, not just straight-up offenses and bullying.
Just from seeing small clips of this Special, I can easily tell you that this is one of the best stand ups done in a long time. Im glad there are still people out there who have no filter. Comedy can only be at its best when you have no filter. Good stuff man. Keep up the awesome work.
This clip just proves Andrew is on another level that every other comic is trying to obtain, takes the most divisive subject of the day and dismantles it from every side...truly, a legend
How TF Andrew managed to take the most controversial issue and kill it so good that both sides are just laughing in the comments instead of fighting... Absolutely amazin'!
Improper grammar can make you sound like a sociopath or just completely uneducated 😂 I do it all the time when writing emails or commenting on a TH-cam video. I’ll just omit words as I’m typing even though I’m ‘speaking’ the sentence out perfectly in my head.
@@genericusername8337 there was no or, he repeated it exactly verbatim. Wtf does an ex president have to do with ops comment or this video? Are you mentally okay?
This is the wildest 5 minutes of stand up I've seen in a while. Kicks in all directions, really edging the lines, just really really great. You're crazy Andrew
@@DanielOrteez no its not.. its up to both of them.. if they can lay down together then you know the rest.. plus it's another human being they are killing
@@DanielOrteez funny how you completely ignore men's rights even though it's half their DNA. Funny how you ignore the rights of the unborn child, who did nothing wrong and doesn't even share blood or the same DNA as the mother. It's not a part of her and she doesn't get to murder it out of convenience. It's about time women learned what personal accountability is
@@DanielOrteez i was on my own watching this and felt uncomfortable, questioning why i felt bad for laughing. But thats the beauty of comedians, they can take a subject that many of us avoid and thrust it into the spotlight. He does it with great skill and it brings people, races and genders together in the way he delivers it.
In a time when even comedy is being threatened, I am thankful for comedians who still let it all fly out in the face of the people. Comedy shouldn’t be censored. I am glad you are taking on this topic. Keep up the great work.
Ha!Ha! I agree you should hear how he slams gay people ,transgender etc…. Omg no you can’t do that (and I also agree they shouldn’t be) Society has slipped into a lower strata Why is it people who treat abortion in such a cavalier fashion are themselves already born 😏 Class and decency What’s that?
These were some great jokes. Only good comics can pull off talking about such sensitive topics while still causing people to laugh through it all. Well done sir, well done indeed.
This is an unbelievable bit. One of the absolute funniest bits I've probably ever heard, so well versed and kept me guessing the whole time. Shultzy is a god damned genius
@@adeaxel3125 In those places where abortion is illegal or third world countries where you can't afford for a clinic, women opt for use the coat racks to perform abortions.
this guy is really amazing, he always finds ways to joke about very controversial topics without being offensive. he's showing everyone else how you do it!
He just wants to be funny. In an interview he said you should never get political advice from a him. He will not say what is right or even what he believes, he will say the funniest thing possible.
It’s crazy how I found Andrew way before he blew up and right after got to see him at the improv here in Houston, always knew this guy was a master at this comedy stuff, even have a picture with him, I’m 38 and so is he so we see things I guess a certain way.
I’m really amazed by what you’re doing man. I really believe that someone with your following, through all the hard work you’ve done before, can release this special the way you are and it can be a success. Comedy is becoming underground again. The only art form out there pushing boundaries publicly and with an audience. The set looks phenomenal I can’t wait to watch it.
I think Andrew Shultz gave me the push I need to officially pursue comedy. We flow the same but I needed this laugh and to do it often would keep me forever young.
i thought that last joke was going in a direction of a joke i heard before, but you absolutely fuckin nailed that man. congrats on the special coming out i cant wait to see the full thing!
I was pro choice until I was at the clinic with my wife for her checkup and a woman who was 9 months pregnant said that she needed to go outside and have a cigarette. I immediately thought she was a bad person for smoking while she was pregnant but then I realized that me being ok with abortion was much worse than her toking it up with her fetus. On that day I became pro life. That being said these jokes were lit. I laughed out loud several times. We all need more humor like this in our lives.
I dont get the point here, what does you being pro-life do? Aslong as youre not the one capable of actually giving birth, the only thing you could do is influence others to also be pro-life? Also consider peoples' reasons to get abortions, maybe? For example, that 9-months-pregnant person smoking a cigarette, probably wasnt ready for the child shes now doomed to have. Would you prefer people having children when theyre ready to do so, old and responsible enough to raise a child and care for it correctly, or would you prefer the people that wont be able to get abortions in the future, teens for example, rasing a child at as young as 15. And dont get me started on rape victims.
@@sleepysouffle5415 Since we are not nazis, we should have no say in their killing of Jews. If your not a white plantation owner, neither should anyone have an opinion on slavery. Hey I am not a rapist, neither are judges why should rapist have any consequences?
@@kk7420 what are you talking abt. Im a dude? You probably think all dudes have a say over womens bodies and are pro-life (like you lmfao) so I couldnt possibly be a dude right🥺
I’m interested in this because it’s a departure from your “Crowd Work” specials. We get to see your pen at work. Joke construction and all that. I always thought you were a great Crowd Guy but I’ll be interested to see you do an hour or so of written worked out material.
I normally hate termination jokes but I laughed. Only other time was when a friends surrogate was at the dr at about 7-8mo pregnant and accompanied by her young son when an old woman asked about the pregnancy and the little boy goes “idk we’re not keeping it” 🤣🤣 the old lady was horrified lmao
@@southernmocha7571 What? I'm sure the mom explained to the lady so it's not like anyone lost sleep over it. It's probably a funny story that lady tells to all her friends, too.
You can joke about ANYTHING. But the more delicate the subject matter, the better the joke needs to be, and the more skilled the comic. Most of the people complaining about being “canceled” made shit jokes. Good to see Andrew wading in with well thought out, quality material.
A lot of people don't seem to understand that also you SHOULD joke about anything. The risky topics and the dark topics and the sad and brutal topics benefit by being couched in levity and it makes us all feel better. My dad is a cho mo (obviously he is distantly removed from our lives). My brother had cancer. The jokes in my family are Non-Stop. My sister is fat. I joke with her about it because sometimes it makes her think about making healthier decisions and she has lost 30 lb so far. So if anybody's got some good dead baby jokes...
Straight up... this abortion bit was honestly some of your best material. I laughed my ass off... I applaud you for standing your ground and not taking this joke out just because we live in a society where some people are soft as fuck. Comedy is an art form, and some people just don’t have appreciation for it...those are usually the people that walk through life bitter and miserable. Keep doin yo thang Andrew!!! Your killin it! Come to San Diego!!!!
You can tell he's inspired by Dave. Schulz should work on his specials. His top off the head skills are fire. The way he brings up and talks about political issues from both sides is amazing. We should all be able to laugh regardless of our views. Mans killing it and I'm so happy to been watching his vids ever since he was relatively unknown. Great inspiration!
no pro lifer says "it's not a life but if you leave it there it will become one" we maintain it is a life from conception an abortion at 10 weeks is no different than abortion right before birth
This is the 2nd video of yours I have watched - had to pause this at 1:13 to write this. I was not expecting that kind of punch line for that joke, but F me, I have tears of laughter. Hat off to you buddy that was good, well deserved sub.
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This is fucking genius my man! Scoop scoops lmao I’ll pre order but I have to wait for my wife lmao
Really looking forward to Infamous, but ngl $22 AUD for the special is a bit too much
None is safe at a Shultz show, not even a fckin fetus lmao
How is the e30 coming along bro?
woah, fancy seeing you here. Good day.
You ain't lying
Fetus is safer at an abortion clinic I'd say 😂😂😂
Fetus deletus 🤣
"The idea of comedy, really, is not everybody should be laughing. It should be about 50 people laughing, and 50 people horrified." - Patrice O'Neal
This quote sucks sha boing boing
@@flyhighdanny8099 fuck u, Patrice was a visionary.
The funniest things are things you shouldn't be laughing at
Guys where do i watch the full video?
With Andrew Schulz, I am laughing and horrified at the same time...
update: he's made a mil and counting in sales already, y'all fuckin crushed it, good to see there's still people that have a spine and can appreciate offensive humor and not take it seriously
the fact that you call it offensive humor is hilarious. it’s just humor.
It's not even offensive theatre actually good jokes, a little ""offensive"" maybe if the bars that low but these are jokes he put effort into unlike tho wOmEN bAd hAhA amI RighT
The point of comedy has now become the thing that people use to tell their opinions so the woke people wont lose their mind. Lib woke and conservawoke.
@@satan9487 yeah schulz's jokes are funny to me because there's actually some intellectual depth to his comedy. He does do the usual woman bad man good routine sometimes but a lot of his jokes actually incorporate more niche things about society that aren't what you usually see.
he made a million with sales on his special???
I can't believe how many great abortion jokes he packed into six minutes.
Much like these moms, he was really killing it.
Bravo
I so that coming... not like much of these moms.
Oh my god
@@olgud.manega okay okay 😂
Women very rarely kill men, and rarely kill other women. Buuuuut, pre teen children and below is relatively not so rare.
I read that the streaming service you sold this to wanted you to edit stuff out and you told them to piss off and bought it back. Infinite respect for that, definitely going to pre-order from your site.
Oh word. Say less
Dude it's just a marketing strategy
@@romanmarshall602 he bought it back from Netflix dummy. They wanted to edit jokes out and he was like yeah no thank you.
Is your name a play off the wkuk grape sketch?
@@BoomBoom65464 Yeah
I didn't think anyone could successfully joke about Abortion in these times, but you did great. Keep it up
You are programmed. The funniest jokes are the ones society tries to say you cannot make
Sir, times like these are when true comics shine. In advertently separating the real from the fake, ie government sponsored
@ yeah true but even Andrew literally says "abortion abortion abortion, its a tricky one"
Schulzy is a PROFESSIONAL.
Dude is a specialist when it comes to social issues, he always brings levity to touchy subjects in the most tasteful way, it would be an honor to be roasted by him haha
“UPS driver walks in, at least someone here is going to deliver.” - golddddd😂
same day delivery
At least *someone wants to deliver!!*
Jokes about uncomfortable situations are always the very best, because there is so much tension in the room. This is the best way to get people to think, to expand their thought a little. This man is absolutely great.
“If you can spell abortion, we don’t abort you” 😂
Thank God I’m Indian and entered a spelling bee at 6 months in the womb.
lol😊
At 3 months you entered poverty and had the dot on your forehead
@@LaMiGrAFrAnK who hurt you buddy? 💀
@@KrishmanyuThakur vishnu 😅
@@LaMiGrAFrAnK atleast his mother didn't have an affair with his uncle which pushed him into meth-addiction...
What makes Andrew Schulz so legendary is that he attacks issues from all sides without holding back, painting each situation in a light that conveys truth without directly saying it. It's why comedians need to be protected. Because our guards are down when listening to comedy, they're able to make us think and laugh and are invaluable to cultural discussions.
Well said.
nigga a comedy wiz
Comedy isn't about taking sides. It's about showing all "sides" how ridiculous they are when they think they're more different than similar with their fellow humans.
This was a whole lot more intelligence than I expected in this comment section. Well done.
Very true, but he seems clearly pro life. He had to reel 'em in at the beginning, and then kick them in the face. So well done.
He always gets to the point no matter how many terrible doors he has to open to get there 😂
He's too precise with it lool
That’s the craft!
"That's not where you hang a shirt" killed me 😂😂😂😂 and the baby 🙄
I shouldnt laugh at this, but I did.
I didn't get this joke
Can you please explain?
@Maanit Salhotra it's not funny when you have to explane a joke
So edgy
@@bas4752 basically women back in the day when Abortion used to be outlawed, women used to do it illegally. One of the methods that women used was a coathanger, hence the joke about hanging your shirt
"Are we pedophiles or pro-life, you decide?" What a way to end this incredible work of comedy.
what does he mean by that? if i am against abortion then i am a pedo?
haha can someone explain this joke to me? im not from america, are pro lifers seens as pedos? cheers
@@Phil_X It kinda really isn't a great line bro😂😂 Not a mic drop moment. It's just lazy reasoning
@@Mansplainer452 the comedy is that he's using the dudes reasoning against him. It's not lazy, it's smart
@@giamiramontes5639 To avoid any preconceived ideas about your stance on the issue, could you break down the genius behind the statement Gia. Help me understand why it's intelligent beyond the obvious comedic technique used
"Chivalry ain't dead till the baby is" HILARIOUSSSSS,😂😂😂
Sometimes plan B is plan A
jeeeeeeeeeeeeeez
"You know the rules"
This punch line makes no sense though..
It actually means the opposite of the joke he was trying to make.
@@ticoman90 lol it does. He means he was only chivalrous till the baby is alive. If the baby is dead, so is the chivalry...which means the woman got to take the blame for her choice and the man ain't gonna take blame for her choice...in this case its a supposed sin.
This is how you do edgy humor. Actual substance to the joke, bobbing and weaving between multiple lines but never punching down. Holy shit that was amazing, and got me at the edge of my seat
What kind of fucked up superiority complex do you have? Punching down? What are you better than some people by the sheer virtuosity of your person or what?
On JRE he said the company he bought the special back from told him his jokes punched down. That's why they wanted it censored. You see it how it is, but the mainstream is now too sensitive to let comedians do their jobs.
There's no such thing as punching down. If you put certain "groups" into a category that if you make fun of, is considered "punching down", it means YOU think that YOU are better than that group. Disgusting. If everyone is equal, then everyone can be "punched". Comedy no matter WHAT shouldn't be censored.
@@hrothgarnogar To acknowledge that certain groups have less of a voice and less power than other groups is being realistic. Punch the bullies, not the already bullied.
Great if the world treats everyone equally, but it doesn't.
@@alexwansss the ones doing the bullying are not this comedian, it's the demand more get offended more be angry more March the streets more burn the abortion clinics more crowd, that's the facts
It's nice to see someone who still has balls.
Ye mass castration is truly a problem
"I need to see your *BALLS* "
-Hector Salamanca
That last line!! 😂😂
The fact that you're always toeing the line with the topics you chose to talk about in your comedy, will always be a wow factor for me. And you do it so well, most people don't get offended. 😂👏🏾👏🏾
when he said we pedophiles are pro life man i lost it there lmfao.
@@balvindersingh8064 Same here. You never know what this man will say in the next line. Lol
Big facts
It's very interesting that whole last bit. Always love his take. He can really tie relevant topics together as if they were derivative of each other.
Shit was great, on top of being perfectly executed. Schultz is all time
The last joke with the daughter and father had me rolling for at least an hour😂💀
an hour? at least? sus
It was the most beautifully articulated comparison ever
@@alicewhite_1818 But it doesnt change the fact that the daughter is hot, im sure kids her age might think that about her so the dads point still stands in this made up situation
@@randokun6430 bruh you don’t even need to defend that, the joke is funny cause it’s an appt analogy, but just cause an analogy seems strong on the surface, it doesn’t consider the vast differences in both those scenarios. So no need to defend it, doesn’t change how unfair an abortion is to that unique character of DNA.
@@alicewhite_1818 if you think that comparison was even remotely accurate something wrong with you
I can't even BEGIN to describe how happy I am for this guy's success. I've been a fan since the Guy Code days and he just keeps getting fucking funnier and funnier.
The look of satisfaction on his face everytime he hits the audience with a joke just before he laughs at it himself is priceless.
Andrew - “At least someone wants to deliver”
UPS guy - *”Same day bro”*
UPS > Fedex ong
Oooohhh! Now I got the joke!
@@TheAndrewSchulz I always thought that UPS was pro choice, I mean it's not pronounced "Oops?"
@@TheAndrewSchulz every time I use FedEx they delay my shit by days. Fuck fedex
@@TheAndrewSchulz truuu
He managed to joke about abortion from all angles possible without really saying anything too divisive. One of the greatest comedians of all time, since day 1 💯
@@saifallaha8407 oh come on you know he dont care lmfao
Oh you’d think but wokesters will be PISSED he said baby.
@@OldNewMama wOkeStErS wiLl bE pIsSeD🤓
How WRONG you are. Dead wrong. EVERYTHING is considered divisive these days. He posted this clip after they Netflix or some other steaming service wanted to censor this, or possibly some other part of the special.
@@saifallaha8407 he is pro-choice ofc, he is not dumb and stated that several times lol
After this clip, I ordered it and I was watching it in my room. I had to throw on the TV in the Rec room. Once that first ass hit my bed. I almost had the whole family in here. If you grew up listening to comedy before everybody got ultra sensitive. You will love this! When comedy was like this people knew how to laugh at there self and the tension wasn’t as high. Great job Big Hesi!
"When comedy was like this" Comedy is like this NOW. It literally came out this year?
That's a really funny analogy but I also love bill Burr's cake analogy.
Same. I was wondering if that’s what he was commenting on was Bill Burr’s joke. Very similar too but both good in their own right.
Scoop scoop’s 😂😂😂 we need more voices like Schulz. Rational conversations about a topic most folks are brainwashed on
😂😂😂
Yeah man totally agree, i cant fathom how people can not be pro choice in this day and age 🤔🤔🤔
💯
@@nate6736 it's simple does a woman have two heart beats? No therefore it's not just her body her choice
@@nate6736 for me, a woman can do what she wants, but don't tell me that baby is her body.
“If we leave her there, she’ll become a woman”
Bruh this whole segment made me wheeze😂, regardless of my views. That’s true comedy right there
pro life pdf file
It’s great that he disses both sides and we all laugh at ourselves and our differences, true comedy, indeed.
Amazing,Schultz just has figure comedy out. Last year clubs this year arenas next year stadiums
Thas the story of bahd bhabie right there.
@@aakashsinha9641 Bruh
This guy is a genius. He’s also on the right side of every argument. Thanks for what you do, Schulzy🤠
“Chivalry ain’t dead till that baby is, you know the rules “😂😂 that line puts you with the greats bro, solid shit all day🤘🏻
The amount of skill it takes to work an abortion joke so well in these times , damn :. you’re a master at your craft bro! You’ve been one of the greats for a while as far as I’m concerned and you just keep getting better and keep staying true to yourself . You pander to no one and go after everyone and I love that shit
this is probably the part that they wanted to edit
This piece ABSOLUTELY RIPS. BRILLIANT.
I was shocked how good it was... wow... I mean, not shocked, because I totally agree with you and he's top-tier stand-up comedian in my opinion too, but because the topic is sensitive and he did a great job. That's how comedy is supposed to be, not just straight-up offenses and bullying.
He kind of said he is anti abortion. Not so brave.
@@mjohnston8313 You seem confused. Killing your kid/lineage is the exact opposite of brave.
This reminds me of Dave Chapelle's older sets where he managed to tackle racial issues from both sides. Schulz is going to the big leagues.
He already is
Was literally thinking this but I'm concerned that if he keeps getting better, he too will eventually just sit on the stage and talk like Chapelle.
He is big league.
Except chappelle actually does both sides. This guy does one side. The ignorant white guy side.
I agree
Me: Nobody can stand for abortion and stand against abortion at the same time.
Random People: You just got schooled by the one and only Andrew Schulz.
Just from seeing small clips of this Special, I can easily tell you that this is one of the best stand ups done in a long time. Im glad there are still people out there who have no filter. Comedy can only be at its best when you have no filter. Good stuff man. Keep up the awesome work.
That joke he made about leaving dudes daughter there because eventually she’ll be an adult was hilarious as hell.
Plot twist: he left her there.
Thanks guy that tells punchline of joke in comments guy 🙄
Hey, I like your name lol
@@bigggamejamesd6891 why you reading the comments before finishing the video?
That was brilliant
That’s talent right there, making that controversial of a topic funny to anyone is not easy. Props👏
In my humble opinion that's the difference between being funny and being talented at being funny.
Fetus deletus XD
@@reevus01 Translation: " The offspring has been deleted XD"
I can't 🤣🤣
George Carlin did it best.
The title put a totally different image in my head
This was hilarious. This is only 2nd video I've seen of Andrew but the dudes histerical. I haven't laughed this hard in ages
This clip just proves Andrew is on another level that every other comic is trying to obtain, takes the most divisive subject of the day and dismantles it from every side...truly, a legend
It's not a very divisive topic in the developed world.
@@sionowe2533 but it’s one of many thousands that he’s joked about
@@sionowe2533 Which developed world are you a part of again? Just curious....
@@bangwithcamino693 one with normal abortion laws.
Ummmmmm...Dave Chappelle
Lmao I love that TH-cam has to give us a definition of abortion under the video 😂😂😂
Love how I’ve been seeing lululemon ads on your vids 😂 keep it up you’re awesome. Hope I get to see you live one day
How TF Andrew managed to take the most controversial issue and kill it so good that both sides are just laughing in the comments instead of fighting...
Absolutely amazin'!
That's what comedians do
@@darienford860 *good comedians
He's not the only one killing it.
@@imranzero Ayy bro...
Why it’s awesome to be in the comments of his clips. We all just joking around too
" We pedophiles Pro-life you decide "
This guy loves to watch the world burn😂🔥
"Are we pedophiles or pro-life? You decide."
You're the kind of guy so dumb, Andrew wouldn't make fun of you.
You forgot the "or". The whole sentence is different now. Like, a lot. Bigly, as Trump would say.
Improper grammar can make you sound like a sociopath or just completely uneducated 😂 I do it all the time when writing emails or commenting on a TH-cam video.
I’ll just omit words as I’m typing even though I’m ‘speaking’ the sentence out perfectly in my head.
@@genericusername8337 there was no or, he repeated it exactly verbatim.
Wtf does an ex president have to do with ops comment or this video?
Are you mentally okay?
homie really said we pedos are pro-life. hilarious but sick. mostly funny tho.
"Fetus deletus". Laughing to hell and back. Hahah
I immediately ordered the special. This was so bloody well written.
This is the wildest 5 minutes of stand up I've seen in a while. Kicks in all directions, really edging the lines, just really really great. You're crazy Andrew
If it’s kicking, would you say its alive and abortion is not an option already? Or is it still fair gain till they can read abc?
I can definitely see some of the crowd was so uncomfortable. Love it.
Of course. Abortion is an uncomfortable and difficult choice to make for women. But it's theirs to make.
@@DanielOrteez do you ever turn off?
@@DanielOrteez no its not.. its up to both of them.. if they can lay down together then you know the rest.. plus it's another human being they are killing
@@DanielOrteez funny how you completely ignore men's rights even though it's half their DNA. Funny how you ignore the rights of the unborn child, who did nothing wrong and doesn't even share blood or the same DNA as the mother. It's not a part of her and she doesn't get to murder it out of convenience. It's about time women learned what personal accountability is
@@DanielOrteez i was on my own watching this and felt uncomfortable, questioning why i felt bad for laughing. But thats the beauty of comedians, they can take a subject that many of us avoid and thrust it into the spotlight. He does it with great skill and it brings people, races and genders together in the way he delivers it.
"That's not where you hang a shirt" lol 🤣
Bruh...just discovered dude, new fan & sub!!!
In a time when even comedy is being threatened, I am thankful for comedians who still let it all fly out in the face of the people. Comedy shouldn’t be censored. I am glad you are taking on this topic. Keep up the great work.
Ha!Ha! I agree you should hear how he slams gay people ,transgender etc…. Omg no you can’t do that (and I also agree they shouldn’t be) Society has slipped into a lower strata Why is it people who treat abortion in such a cavalier fashion are themselves already born 😏
Class and decency What’s that?
Freedom of speech must be protected. Joked about both sides in this segment. Well done.
How? He purely made fun of pro lifers, as he should
@@DwynTwo I think you watched a different clip by mistake.
@@DwynTwo
You sure we're watching the same clip bud? Are you lost? 🤨
@@DwynTwo
Did your goldfish brain blur the beginning of this clip, where he calls baby killing for what it is?
@@crimsoncourt9354 thats was ironic, make fun of the argument of pro life people, of fetus = person
"if they can spell abortion, we dont abort you." this needs to be a thing! lol
What???
These were some great jokes. Only good comics can pull off talking about such sensitive topics while still causing people to laugh through it all. Well done sir, well done indeed.
Andrew can take such a heated debate and make both sides laugh. 😂 this was hilarious
It's not hard to do when one side of the heated debate are scientifically and logically illiterate
“Why were y’all killing babies” 💀 😂
"Uhhh-- YA'LL?"
Nah me. I had nothing to do with will that shit 😆 im innocent god
@@catspiracytheorist2138 i'm sorry babe but you gotta pay for your sins
Fetus deletus, that got me 😂😂
This is the most hilarious comedy special I have seen in a long time. Worth the $17.
these are becoming daily . i love it
Andrew a goat of our generation, his moves are so well calculated and im glad he's where he's at.
He is very much needed these days in a world full of snowflakes
😄
holy shit, the ending fucking KILLED ME bro.
hey well in china its legal to abort up to 12 months...
They do late abortions in western countries too including america
This is an unbelievable bit. One of the absolute funniest bits I've probably ever heard, so well versed and kept me guessing the whole time. Shultzy is a god damned genius
am very impreessed; makes it sound like it took him no time at all to write it
I laughed out loud to myself twice in this bit. That is proof positive that Shultzy is the best
@@brianbonifacio7536 i don't think I did but I still think hes top 10 Out Here
he's redefining success on the internet. so inspiring to see his success
"keep meeee"
it's a simple line but the delivery makes it really funny 😂
Lolol watching this video and getting a preroll abortion act ad 🤣🤣🤣🤣 too funny
"Thats not where you hang a shirt" damn that took me a second lmaoo
@@adeaxel3125 same
@@elliotw.888 clothes hanger abortions
I think it's the "coat hanger".
@@adeaxel3125 In those places where abortion is illegal or third world countries where you can't afford for a clinic, women opt for use the coat racks to perform abortions.
@@coreystanfill1893 dang bro im dumb
LOL Yo, that "your daughter is hot" line had me mad nervous for a minute but you landed that plane perfectly Schultz
idk man he couldve gone a different route for that part and still ended up with his punchline. i cringed too hard. still love schultz though
@@Spacemaaan Damn is that all it takes, i knew where he was going as soon as he said it, relax, your kids are safe from metaphors.
@@Spacemaaan cmon man even I could see the joke coming 😂😂. The hypocrisy in both worlds was what he was exploring
I disagree, the ending was not very good or very well thought out.
@@jaylee5331 lol shut uuuuup
"That's not where you hang a shirt" damn that's cold
It takes skill to craft an entire abortion joke from all sides, and this madman just goes and does it flawlessly. Andrew you crazy!
This is easily one of the best bits he's ever done. It's just as good as, if not better than, any of his improv sets. Holy shit this was loaded.
If you can spell abortion we won't abort you."
Floyd Mayweather: *NO, NO, NO, NO, NO* 😟........ *WAIT, WAIT, WAIT, WAIT, WAIT* 🥺
LMFAO Underrated comment
You know 50 cent would be laughing hysterically at that joke.
Yo dude😭😭😭😭😂
@@c0nc3ntr8d6 the man did survive 9 post natal abortion attempts
@@c0nc3ntr8d6 "fuck the bucket of ice!!"
"Fetus Deletus"
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Freaking genius, Andrew. I don't know how many times I watched this upload. Just ordered Infamous. Great work, bro.
That "Y'All" at 0:36 killed me 😂
This man ran out of actual people to roast, so he started roasting unborn babies.
Respect 👊🏼
Baby punchin marathon
Respect👊
Lol I actually thought he was more so roasting the people who get abortions
his joke are kinda "salty" ...pun inteneded
@@tyronechadington1655 I’ll say 85% of his stand up was roasting pro-abortionists
😂 it’s funny that this is the third time I’m watching and it’s still funny
"That's not where you hang a shirt" bro 😭😭
Dude
This was hilarious.
Well done Andrew.
The world needs brave comics like you.
Wishing you all the success.
- fan from India 🇮🇳
The sign of a great comic is knowing how to poke fun at everyone on both sides of a sensitive topic. Andrew is a great comic👍🏾
At this rate if he continues to execute jokes like this he might get a Mark Twain Prize
That was masterful. I love comedy! Laughter is so helpful for dealing with heavy topics that break my heart.
this guy is really amazing, he always finds ways to joke about very controversial topics without being offensive. he's showing everyone else how you do it!
He just wants to be funny. In an interview he said you should never get political advice from a him. He will not say what is right or even what he believes, he will say the funniest thing possible.
It’s crazy how I found Andrew way before he blew up and right after got to see him at the improv here in Houston, always knew this guy was a master at this comedy stuff, even have a picture with him, I’m 38 and so is he so we see things I guess a certain way.
I’m really amazed by what you’re doing man. I really believe that someone with your following, through all the hard work you’ve done before, can release this special the way you are and it can be a success. Comedy is becoming underground again. The only art form out there pushing boundaries publicly and with an audience.
The set looks phenomenal I can’t wait to watch it.
I think Andrew Shultz gave me the push I need to officially pursue comedy. We flow the same but I needed this laugh and to do it often would keep me forever young.
Good luck!
Atp I'm convinced Shulz is the comedy GOAT of our time.
So he is GOOT
He's by far my favorite comedian ATM
true, my type of humor. but surely, they wont give the credit to him because he's white
@@DespicableBunny what is this opinion lmfao
For me it's Dave Chappelle, but Andrew Schulz is right there.
i thought that last joke was going in a direction of a joke i heard before, but you absolutely fuckin nailed that man. congrats on the special coming out i cant wait to see the full thing!
"That's not where you hang a shirt"
Ooooooffffff LMFAO
I was pro choice until I was at the clinic with my wife for her checkup and a woman who was 9 months pregnant said that she needed to go outside and have a cigarette. I immediately thought she was a bad person for smoking while she was pregnant but then I realized that me being ok with abortion was much worse than her toking it up with her fetus. On that day I became pro life.
That being said these jokes were lit. I laughed out loud several times. We all need more humor like this in our lives.
I dont get the point here, what does you being pro-life do? Aslong as youre not the one capable of actually giving birth, the only thing you could do is influence others to also be pro-life?
Also consider peoples' reasons to get abortions, maybe? For example, that 9-months-pregnant person smoking a cigarette, probably wasnt ready for the child shes now doomed to have. Would you prefer people having children when theyre ready to do so, old and responsible enough to raise a child and care for it correctly, or would you prefer the people that wont be able to get abortions in the future, teens for example, rasing a child at as young as 15. And dont get me started on rape victims.
@@sleepysouffle5415 women these days....
@@sleepysouffle5415 Since we are not nazis, we should have no say in their killing of Jews. If your not a white plantation owner, neither should anyone have an opinion on slavery. Hey I am not a rapist, neither are judges why should rapist have any consequences?
@@kk7420 what are you talking abt. Im a dude? You probably think all dudes have a say over womens bodies and are pro-life (like you lmfao) so I couldnt possibly be a dude right🥺
@@sleepysouffle5415 in America 6 million abortion took place in just 10 years. These are all r@pe victims? You psychopath and a liar.
I’m interested in this because it’s a departure from your “Crowd Work” specials. We get to see your pen at work. Joke construction and all that. I always thought you were a great Crowd Guy but I’ll be interested to see you do an hour or so of written worked out material.
Go to his website and get your hands on the special :)
Its pen*… I’m sorry, fuck me I know. I couldn’t help it. I hate me too sometimes.
God I hope there's some crowd work in this special though 🤞
@@royceday5977 🤣🤣 love a humble king
I normally hate termination jokes but I laughed. Only other time was when a friends surrogate was at the dr at about 7-8mo pregnant and accompanied by her young son when an old woman asked about the pregnancy and the little boy goes “idk we’re not keeping it” 🤣🤣 the old lady was horrified lmao
okay this shit got me LOL
A woman can get as many abortions as she wants, but she has no right to inflict an abortion on an unwilling fetus.
A Schulz in the making obviously 🤣😉
That’s sad
@@southernmocha7571 What? I'm sure the mom explained to the lady so it's not like anyone lost sleep over it. It's probably a funny story that lady tells to all her friends, too.
You can joke about ANYTHING. But the more delicate the subject matter, the better the joke needs to be, and the more skilled the comic. Most of the people complaining about being “canceled” made shit jokes. Good to see Andrew wading in with well thought out, quality material.
A lot of people don't seem to understand that also you SHOULD joke about anything. The risky topics and the dark topics and the sad and brutal topics benefit by being couched in levity and it makes us all feel better. My dad is a cho mo (obviously he is distantly removed from our lives). My brother had cancer. The jokes in my family are Non-Stop. My sister is fat. I joke with her about it because sometimes it makes her think about making healthier decisions and she has lost 30 lb so far. So if anybody's got some good dead baby jokes...
Your Bad Friends appearance brought me here and the bit did not disappoint 😂😂
Andrew is so quick witted, that last joke made me throw my phone in the air lmfaoooo 😂
Straight up... this abortion bit was honestly some of your best material. I laughed my ass off... I applaud you for standing your ground and not taking this joke out just because we live in a society where some people are soft as fuck. Comedy is an art form, and some people just don’t have appreciation for it...those are usually the people that walk through life bitter and miserable. Keep doin yo thang Andrew!!! Your killin it! Come to San Diego!!!!
'Foetus deletus'.. Ahahaha! I died. 🤣😂🤣
Only 2 comics have ever cracked genuinely funny abortion jokes. The first is Dave Chapelle, the second is Andrew Schulz.
You can tell he's inspired by Dave. Schulz should work on his specials. His top off the head skills are fire. The way he brings up and talks about political issues from both sides is amazing. We should all be able to laugh regardless of our views. Mans killing it and I'm so happy to been watching his vids ever since he was relatively unknown. Great inspiration!
Dave who lol
@@uhlexseeuh he’s talking Chappelle I think
Dave Attell, obviously.
@@uhlexseeuh you really said, "Dave who lol"? Wow
@@jaddal2215 whoosh
Andrew for me is really getting up there on my top list, he's just so hilarious man lmao, looks effortlessly hilarious
He’s the future king
Damn, that's legit one of the best counterpoints to a pro-lifer I've ever heard.
no pro lifer says "it's not a life but if you leave it there it will become one"
we maintain it is a life from conception
an abortion at 10 weeks is no different than abortion right before birth
@@MZONE991 it's about 10 weeks difference i'd say.
This is the 2nd video of yours I have watched - had to pause this at 1:13 to write this. I was not expecting that kind of punch line for that joke, but F me, I have tears of laughter. Hat off to you buddy that was good, well deserved sub.