“I’ll Take You to Court and Won’t Think Twice About It” | Dragons’ Den

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  • The Glashans seek an investment of £250,000 in return for a 20% share in their business the Itsa beach bag, which opened up into a towel and sun lounger cover.
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  • @DragonsDenGlobal
    @DragonsDenGlobal  3 ปีที่แล้ว +70

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    • @twdstory
      @twdstory 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Each and every one of your videos has different volume. I need to ajust acodingly every time. And for that reason... I'm out

    • @stevsmith2663
      @stevsmith2663 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      3;

    • @rodneyhuffton9155
      @rodneyhuffton9155 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Did he become successful?

    • @roldanelvis2449
      @roldanelvis2449 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      The poor wife. Is she even allowed in the 🏠 🛖 🏚?

    • @xyeB
      @xyeB ปีที่แล้ว

      @@roldanelvis2449 🛖 🛖 hut 🛖 🛖

  • @larjkok1184
    @larjkok1184 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3388

    This guy refused any anaesthetic so he could talk his neuro surgeon through the procedure.

    • @danimal26
      @danimal26 2 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      Lol!!!! Classic

    • @robertj5208
      @robertj5208 2 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      Genius!!! Gonna use that!!

    • @cassiem3893
      @cassiem3893 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      For real though! Ffs! 🤦🏻‍♀️

    • @BarryShite25
      @BarryShite25 2 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @foreignwarren7361
      @foreignwarren7361 2 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      I pissed my pants thanks

  • @louisathellama
    @louisathellama 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4171

    The words 'MP3 player' instantly aged this episode

    • @AlexanderFort
      @AlexanderFort 2 ปีที่แล้ว +30

      I thought the same thing

    • @ian_b
      @ian_b 2 ปีที่แล้ว +335

      Pockets-
      70s: Book, cigarettes
      80s: Book, cigarettes, walkman
      90s: Book, discman
      00s: Book, MP3 player, mobile phone
      10s: Smartphone
      20s: Smartphone, mask, sanitiser, backup mask, vaccine certificate

    • @notmenotme614
      @notmenotme614 2 ปีที่แล้ว +47

      When watched this, I thought to myself “Ive had wireless Bluetooth headphones for years now”

    • @josephcleland2207
      @josephcleland2207 2 ปีที่แล้ว +37

      I thought Deborah’s hair cut did that

    • @nineteenfortyeight6762
      @nineteenfortyeight6762 2 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      All those shiny fresh dragon-faces did it for me

  • @diegoarranz7812
    @diegoarranz7812 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +163

    Legend has it that after the program he went to the editors and started giving them lessons on how to edit the footage to make a tv show

    • @JohnDoe-ti8uj
      @JohnDoe-ti8uj 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

      😂😂😂

    • @richardedwards9389
      @richardedwards9389 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +8

      "you see the thing with lighting is you need to....."

  • @LordCroker
    @LordCroker 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +670

    Richard Farley is actually the man. The patience of a monk and always gives advice before declaring himself out rather than laughing them out of the room

    • @Espectro101
      @Espectro101 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +30

      he was a class act - Peter jones hated him though.

    • @PJ-cj4uv
      @PJ-cj4uv 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

      ​@@Espectro101I know someone who served him and family in a restaurant in London. Said he never said thank you once 😅

    • @bahriboy
      @bahriboy 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

      ​@@PJ-cj4uvserved Jones or Farley?

    • @flabbybum9562
      @flabbybum9562 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

      ​@@PJ-cj4uvThe entrepreneur Felix Dennis was also said to have been abrupt verging on rude with staff in restaurants. But then at the end, he would leave them a massive tip.

    • @TheHungryTrollRawr
      @TheHungryTrollRawr 7 หลายเดือนก่อน

      I'l never understand that, I'm so polite to people, and friendly, it gives them a buzz I swear! Smiles produce smiles, kindness produces happiness@@PJ-cj4uv

  • @thefateweaverchannel2288
    @thefateweaverchannel2288 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3118

    Its hilarious, he's trying to explain business to millionaires and he's got a 3 day old business with zero orders

    • @gorillaau
      @gorillaau 3 ปีที่แล้ว +120

      Zero orders in wholesale. Sold 700 online in three weeks. Early days though.

    • @karmajarrule
      @karmajarrule 3 ปีที่แล้ว +33

      *three weeks, makes a difference

    • @sunnydhamija549
      @sunnydhamija549 3 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      Bankrupt after $1000 fine by the BBC? Sack him or fire him, Ceos.

    • @2Addicted2YT
      @2Addicted2YT 2 ปีที่แล้ว +102

      Looks like he did alright in the end. He's still selling it and sold 65000 the first year this show aired. I don't think he was a bad bloke. He came off as arrogant but pressure will do that to some people.

    • @galdvir7190
      @galdvir7190 2 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      Honestly he could've just said he wants to make them confident he has some understanding of business and can be worked with, rather than "teaching" them

  • @gamewithadam7235
    @gamewithadam7235 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2948

    "A secret pocket that protects your valuables."
    Thief: Just takes the whole thing.

    • @Comrade_Jason
      @Comrade_Jason 3 ปีที่แล้ว +167

      Thanks for putting your valuables in one place, it really makes my beach hustle easier.

    • @TheManInBlueFlames
      @TheManInBlueFlames 3 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      Thief: Oh wait...i'm not that strong...

    • @jennamilleryall
      @jennamilleryall 3 ปีที่แล้ว +54

      Benny Hill chasing ensues around cruise ship.

    • @thedunyadoneya2628
      @thedunyadoneya2628 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Including the person on top of it?

    • @theovolz3073
      @theovolz3073 3 ปีที่แล้ว +52

      It’s not a secret if someone sees you putting your valuables in there. And it’s not really a secret if there’s an obvious bulge there.

  • @JohnSmith-fz1ih
    @JohnSmith-fz1ih ปีที่แล้ว +671

    I love the way there’s a secret compartment for valuables… and their business model is to sell these to cruise ships who will give one to every passenger. So literally everyone on board will know about the secret!

    • @C414AC
      @C414AC ปีที่แล้ว +21

      I thought the same 😂

    • @EpicTrainsCanada
      @EpicTrainsCanada 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +11

      Never even thought of that lol

    • @kdphotos4691
      @kdphotos4691 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +31

      The local pickpockets will know too. Pick up the whole towel and run! 🤣🤣

    • @McConnellsGuitar
      @McConnellsGuitar 8 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@kdphotos4691 swap it for your own identical towel and it'll be hours before they even know to look!

    • @briandube4503
      @briandube4503 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      😂

  • @peterclarke7240
    @peterclarke7240 ปีที่แล้ว +126

    The biggest disadvantage of this product is that it's designed for sun loungers, and if you go on the sort of holiday that involves sun loungers, you stand a very good chance of having to put up with people like David. 😂

  • @chreezy24
    @chreezy24 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1895

    "What are you going to spend $250,000 on?"
    "Stock"
    Duncan chokes on his water🤣

    • @RockLou
      @RockLou 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @Walking Somewhere this is the way

    • @JerryMetal
      @JerryMetal 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@RockLou it is known

    • @oli_box25
      @oli_box25 2 ปีที่แล้ว +35

      S T O N K S

    • @Mobius_Pizza
      @Mobius_Pizza 2 ปีที่แล้ว +32

      He didn't mean stocks in stock market. He meant inventory.

    • @johnsmithe4656
      @johnsmithe4656 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@Mobius_Pizza I think it was a joke.

  • @Jooeffoh
    @Jooeffoh 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2403

    If he came in and caught you doing his mrs, he would stand there and tell you how to do it right.

    • @KnowThyFuture
      @KnowThyFuture 3 ปีที่แล้ว +48

      Hahaha this comment deserves way more likes!

    • @poop10I
      @poop10I 2 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      Hahaahahahah underrepresented comment hahahahahahaha

    • @Rikk_Klaww777
      @Rikk_Klaww777 2 ปีที่แล้ว +41

      She is hot tho..🤔😉😂😂😂😂

    • @stevie1234
      @stevie1234 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      🤣🤣🤣👏👏👏

    • @flipper2392
      @flipper2392 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@KnowThyFuture I've just given it one, I would his Mrs too...... after a few pints.

  • @lucyw.7597
    @lucyw.7597 ปีที่แล้ว +136

    I can safely say I know what his entire family will be getting for Xmas for the next 5 years!

    • @stavrosk.2868
      @stavrosk.2868 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      That´s a good one! 😀😃🙂

    • @uditfonseka
      @uditfonseka 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

      more like 25 years

  • @toffeelatte6042
    @toffeelatte6042 ปีที่แล้ว +18

    One of the biggest knobs in dragon's den history.

  • @YuToobVideos
    @YuToobVideos 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1551

    When I see a person with this attitude I start to feel sorry for their spouse.

    • @vickysinghvirk8768
      @vickysinghvirk8768 3 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      The spouse in this case seems to be really behind the product here though.

    • @YuToobVideos
      @YuToobVideos 3 ปีที่แล้ว +87

      @@vickysinghvirk8768 I was referring to their home life...

    • @ah7910
      @ah7910 3 ปีที่แล้ว +90

      Unless of course, she is just as bad! I get the generalisation of the ‘poor hapless spouse’ but in fairness, most of the cringey people I know somehow found equally annoying and cringey people to marry.

    • @YuToobVideos
      @YuToobVideos 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@ah7910 True!

    • @sadikmeah4057
      @sadikmeah4057 3 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      He was probably a great guy until he married her. Did you think about that?

  • @domainadmin9905
    @domainadmin9905 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2362

    David what are your total sales to date?
    David: *The word sell means to transfer goods in exchange for money*

  • @KaitoGillscale
    @KaitoGillscale ปีที่แล้ว +190

    The way Richard declared himself out was actually way more respectful than they deserved. He was clear...he was concise...he explained why he wasn't going to invest without getting personal.

    • @goonaa6924
      @goonaa6924 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

      agreed .... the correct business-like and professional manner with which to provide constructive criticism ....Jones was equally objective

  • @Boshek2019
    @Boshek2019 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +32

    Duncan already lying down on that beach chair🏖️ while they’re still walking down the stairs🤣 Savage

  • @martinw245
    @martinw245 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2631

    I like the way his wife looks at him intently when he speaks, like he's the fountain of all knowledge

    • @HalfbreedTrini
      @HalfbreedTrini 2 ปีที่แล้ว +180

      Hahah so she’s the cause. Made him think he was really smart

    • @maggiec83
      @maggiec83 2 ปีที่แล้ว +129

      @@HalfbreedTrini I don't think he needed any convincing of his own 'intelligence'.

    • @cherryrotella3714
      @cherryrotella3714 2 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      He certainly thinks he is

    • @THEDeathWizard87
      @THEDeathWizard87 2 ปีที่แล้ว +91

      Just realized she didn’t say a word the entire video. I forgot she was even there

    • @WobblesandBean
      @WobblesandBean 2 ปีที่แล้ว +161

      @@HalfbreedTrini More like he's got her so browbeat and timid that she doesn't dare speak up and incite his wrath. Poor thing's got Stockholm.

  • @jackmermigas9465
    @jackmermigas9465 3 ปีที่แล้ว +754

    Do the distributors buy them from you?
    David: Yes
    Right, how many have they bought?
    David: Distribution of wholesale goods began in 5000 bc with the onset of trading animals

    • @3umphbywill313
      @3umphbywill313 3 ปีที่แล้ว +29

      Jake Bracket, when you said, "distribution of wholesale goods began in 5000bc..." I could not continue reading because I spat my drink out in absolute laughter!😂

    • @royfr8136
      @royfr8136 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Hahahahaha

    • @BenjaminGoose
      @BenjaminGoose 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      I literally died laughing.

    • @catherine9808
      @catherine9808 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Bahahahaha

    • @flappospammo
      @flappospammo 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      hahahah , classic

  • @Jason-un9ps
    @Jason-un9ps ปีที่แล้ว +47

    You can tell he’s the “business expert” amongst his friends. He’d be absolutely impossible to work with. He thinks he knows everything and his ideas are best. Probably wouldn’t consider or even listen to someone else’s idea, even if everyone else clearly sees it’s better than his.

  • @phil8528
    @phil8528 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +60

    I can just picture him ordering some food in a restaurant then before the chef knows it he’s in the kitchen telling them how to cook it 😂

    • @R.S_Howell
      @R.S_Howell 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      He's the kind of person who would tell the waiter to ask the chef to come out to advise him on the doneness of his steak and how his mate is a head chef who worked with Anthony Worrall Thompson in the 90s

    • @bobbyrayofthefamilysmith24
      @bobbyrayofthefamilysmith24 3 หลายเดือนก่อน

      ​@@R.S_HowellI know a geezer just like this. Infuriating and hilarious at the same time to talk to 😂

  • @IR17171717
    @IR17171717 2 ปีที่แล้ว +392

    Look, when you're watching Dragons Den videos, what you've gotta realize is that you click on the video that you wanna watch, and then you watch the video when it's done loading.

    • @HalfbreedTrini
      @HalfbreedTrini 2 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      You’re outta line, mate. IM OUT😠

    • @L_A_R_G
      @L_A_R_G 2 ปีที่แล้ว +45

      That’s not a very nice comment, and I’ll ignore that

    • @injest1928
      @injest1928 2 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      I read that in his voice 🤣

    • @noteverton
      @noteverton 2 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Thanks for that advice. I'll try to remember it for future videos.

    • @Voiden0
      @Voiden0 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      You can actually watch it before its loaded. You can start watching a video when it started buffering

  • @johnnyjoestar7143
    @johnnyjoestar7143 3 ปีที่แล้ว +343

    who else cringes too hard to watch properly and scrolls through the comments instead

    • @markenglish8719
      @markenglish8719 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Yep

    • @kdog4587
      @kdog4587 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Yessssss

    • @anthonypoole6417
      @anthonypoole6417 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Ha, yes doing it now. I can hear just not looking. He's irritating.

    • @mariosavva999
      @mariosavva999 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Hahahaha always

    • @alexgroushko3142
      @alexgroushko3142 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Comments are the best thing on TH-cam.

  • @PitterPatter20
    @PitterPatter20 ปีที่แล้ว +378

    Can we give serious credit to Evan Davis? He's so good at keeping things neutral and diplomatic during the exit interviews. It's really impressive!

    • @cypher8677
      @cypher8677 ปีที่แล้ว

      Autistic Evan is an absolute worthless non-entity 🤮

    • @RayunM
      @RayunM ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Came here to say this. He's incredible at calming down the nerves and having an honest analysis with them.

    • @envsf03
      @envsf03 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      I got chatting to him in a bar once and he is such a great and interesting guy.

    • @michaelbailey9857
      @michaelbailey9857 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

      I'm very randomly late to this comment, but yes, he is IMO the main thing that separates shark tank and dragons den

    • @BenjaminGoose
      @BenjaminGoose 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

      What are you talking about? He tries to wind them up again after the pitch, every time. It's brilliant!

  • @luizfiorentini9522
    @luizfiorentini9522 ปีที่แล้ว +40

    For anyone interested the show aired in 2004, and in 2023 the company still exist, the sun made an article recently saying they are worth 2 million pounds company..... And it's interesting that the problem was more the owner's ego

    • @meilong2338
      @meilong2338 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      So it took those business geniuses 20 years for the company to be worth that much 😂😂😂

    • @GeeEmJay
      @GeeEmJay 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      "The Sun made an article"
      Fact check needed - I'll believe it when I see the annual returns on companies house LOL!

    • @tc98826
      @tc98826 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@GeeEmJay just search Itsa company, he's right. Worth over 2 million.

    • @dt8772
      @dt8772 27 วันที่ผ่านมา

      @@GeeEmJay 2022 figures, Cash £1 973 666, Assets £2 171 443, Liabilities £699 406, Net Worth £1 337 800. So probably worth £2m now, not in 2004 though!

  • @BoundlessDrop
    @BoundlessDrop 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1179

    "I'll take you to court." The strongest pitch ever. LOL.

    • @alexbrown6624
      @alexbrown6624 3 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      Baffled by the pitch , Be humble remember your asking for there money and expertise ! I have this product and it is great but l never bought it from you and ld have walked if you’d tried selling me it ?

    • @Nemcoification
      @Nemcoification 2 ปีที่แล้ว +38

      He's not going to take him to court. He'll be too busy paying off that incoming stock that was meant to go to those orders that are not orders.

    • @Tim_3100
      @Tim_3100 2 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      That would be funny to see a dragons Legal team would rip the guy apart and leave so much debt he'd go bankrupt

    • @Hunter88993
      @Hunter88993 2 ปีที่แล้ว +48

      This guy wouldn't need a lawyer, he would be his own lawyer and tell the judge how to do his job.

    • @Adl1923
      @Adl1923 2 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Had a bit of a David Brent vibe about it that line

  • @WildfireX
    @WildfireX 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2243

    Lmao, when he starts telling Theo how to run a business, gold.

    • @MaxLennon
      @MaxLennon 2 ปีที่แล้ว +56

      Theo's FACE hahahaha 4:45

    • @ThatBritishSnep
      @ThatBritishSnep 2 ปีที่แล้ว +86

      That's like telling Gordon Ramsay how to make scrambled eggs.

    • @PorchMankey
      @PorchMankey 2 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      The slow pan is so funny

    • @rita8684
      @rita8684 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@ThatBritishSnep omg ha ha ha but with theo he didnt get the f words lol

    • @libamason9987
      @libamason9987 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Itsa are now worth 2 million!

  • @feonor26
    @feonor26 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +41

    Holy crap, working with this guy would drive me to insanity within a day 😂

    • @tex2344
      @tex2344 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      Typical know it all southerner

    • @eileencroft7247
      @eileencroft7247 25 วันที่ผ่านมา

      ​@@tex2344
      😂😂😂😂

  • @mantiraptor5208
    @mantiraptor5208 ปีที่แล้ว +28

    8:47 Richard’s too nice he gets shy when he has to shut down the business advice, gotta love him

  • @markiesparky
    @markiesparky 3 ปีที่แล้ว +485

    When he's standing at the pearly gates - "The thing is God, yeah, I know about making universes. 13.8 billion years is a long time and we've still not met any aliens. If you increase particle density, you create more matter to form planetary systems and therefore more chances to meet other life. It's simple celestial mechanics mate"

    • @thert.hon.thelordnicholson7261
      @thert.hon.thelordnicholson7261 3 ปีที่แล้ว +47

      "Look, universes are about percentages, God"

    • @thert.hon.thelordnicholson7261
      @thert.hon.thelordnicholson7261 3 ปีที่แล้ว +44

      Physicists: there could be other universes out there.
      Dave: there could well be, but I'll take 'em to court and won't think twice about it..

    • @suds3405
      @suds3405 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Classic

    • @jietroraximoff2805
      @jietroraximoff2805 2 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      After about 10 minutes:
      God-"For My Sake!! SHUT UP!!"
      *Throws him out towards hell*

    • @idrathernotthannever
      @idrathernotthannever 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      OMFG ...yeah? ..... You sir are a genius. Best coment ever😂😂😂😂😂

  • @chihuahuapixieprincess2482
    @chihuahuapixieprincess2482 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2387

    I loved this: swimming while someone steals your towel with everything stored neatly for a quick getaway. Fabulous laugh 😅

    • @Asw_2004
      @Asw_2004 2 ปีที่แล้ว +127

      And what happens when you sit on your keys.... Not a well designed product. Also, the logo is printed all over the cover, so people know the valuables are more likely already inside. Would be worth way more if it were completely plain

    • @4mySweetheart369
      @4mySweetheart369 2 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      I thought the same thing!

    • @turn1210
      @turn1210 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      A jolly jape

    • @thegpshowtheshow
      @thegpshowtheshow 2 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      James bond should get one ! 😂

    • @giorgitsiklauri840
      @giorgitsiklauri840 2 ปีที่แล้ว +46

      @@Asw_2004 The "hidden" pocket hangs off the bottom, so you won't sit on the stuff in it.

  • @thert.hon.thelordnicholson7261
    @thert.hon.thelordnicholson7261 ปีที่แล้ว +92

    00:49 - Duncan is out
    1:01 - Theo is out
    2:02 - Peter is out
    2:10 - Deborah is out
    7:26 - Richard still in
    8:15 - Richard is out

    • @DaTruth1017
      @DaTruth1017 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

      11:51 itza is out

    • @davidjames579
      @davidjames579 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +8

      00.00. Jenny is out

    • @EgonTheGreat.
      @EgonTheGreat. 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      ​@@davidjames579i think you mean
      -1:00 - Jenny is out

    • @davidjames579
      @davidjames579 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      @@EgonTheGreat. I can do one better than that -2.00 Jenny Is Out

  • @1anhunter1
    @1anhunter1 ปีที่แล้ว +51

    One of the most entertaining Dragons'Den extracts I've ever seen, and I must have seen 1,000. Telling the team how to be an entrepreneur after three weeks in business!

    • @SergyMilitaryRankings
      @SergyMilitaryRankings 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      Considering his product is selling well, he's doing something right lol

    • @outsideconfidence12
      @outsideconfidence12 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      ​​@@SergyMilitaryRankingsa clown with no irl orders who only sold 700 products online lecturing millionaires who sold billions of items and have a combined wealth of more than a billion pounds is smart you say 😂😂. They should have booted him from the start, such disrespect from him.

    • @SergyMilitaryRankings
      @SergyMilitaryRankings 9 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@outsideconfidence12 a clown who thinks intelligence equals net worth, he was spot on because his product is still selling well, being rich doesn't make you smart.

    • @outsideconfidence12
      @outsideconfidence12 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      @@SergyMilitaryRankings you realise that those people have earned their money, if u think that that guy has more knowledge and experience than those dragons you are insane, its the same if i went into a university and started lecturing a maths professor just because i know how to add and subtract...

    • @davidjames579
      @davidjames579 6 หลายเดือนก่อน

      ​@@outsideconfidence12he was just showing them he's up to their level. They're not going to want to go into business with someone who's not their equal.

  • @willow2348
    @willow2348 3 ปีที่แล้ว +762

    There’s something very 1980s about this couple

    • @ORIGINAL786dodi
      @ORIGINAL786dodi 3 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      Yep the towels he’s trying to sell, Theo sold them many years ago in the eighties 😂

    • @royfr8136
      @royfr8136 3 ปีที่แล้ว +31

      Its their hair and dress sense

    • @misterpete8001
      @misterpete8001 3 ปีที่แล้ว +48

      I was thinking that as well, it's the sort of couple you'd expect on the price is right

    • @nicksparkle
      @nicksparkle 3 ปีที่แล้ว +31

      Sure they used to be in “Duty Free” on ITV in the 80,s. David and Linda !

    • @misterpete8001
      @misterpete8001 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@nicksparkle hahahahaha I used to watch that with my mum

  • @UnleashTheGhouls
    @UnleashTheGhouls 2 ปีที่แล้ว +555

    This guy is the dictionary definition of an ex-pat bingo caller in Tenerife

    • @simbae170
      @simbae170 2 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      UNDERRATED COMMENT! LOOOOL

    • @Alena-cq1ze
      @Alena-cq1ze 2 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      This guy is just straight up a dictionary

    • @monkeytennis8861
      @monkeytennis8861 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@simbae170 no, it isn't. It doesn't make any sense.

    • @zoeyelh
      @zoeyelh 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      yes!

    • @AYTAZED
      @AYTAZED 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@monkeytennis8861. Yes it does.

  • @ddraigmafon4725
    @ddraigmafon4725 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +11

    Duncan spluttering into his drink said it all 😂

  • @kdphotos4691
    @kdphotos4691 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +8

    "Go and have a little swim." Yes, whilst the local pickpocket thinks Christmas' came early, "all I gotta do is pick up the towel and run!"

  • @thomascussons7603
    @thomascussons7603 3 ปีที่แล้ว +672

    I have managed to get a business studies degree from watching this video. Thanks David!

    • @jrbs
      @jrbs 3 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      Yeh, David's great. Well, according to him.

    • @3umphbywill313
      @3umphbywill313 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@jrbs LMAO!😆 This guy has lost his plot!

    • @VincentLauria6
      @VincentLauria6 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      I think I’ll use this video as my reference for my DBA

    • @drchunkybiscuit9973
      @drchunkybiscuit9973 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Let's see it then.

    • @netweed09
      @netweed09 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Your names already on possibly the most famous Soap bar in the world so good luck with that(!)

  • @Bulskee
    @Bulskee 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2264

    This guy lost me when he started explaining how business works to the dragons. Right, I’m off to tell Gordon Ramsey how to cook.

    • @lancelaws6128
      @lancelaws6128 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      🤣🤣

    • @bontragerjones
      @bontragerjones 3 ปีที่แล้ว +80

      Ok, I'll make sure your eulogy is flattering.

    • @3umphbywill313
      @3umphbywill313 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      LA Raine, Love your comment!😆

    • @3umphbywill313
      @3umphbywill313 3 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      I'm going to teach Stephen King how to write! GOOD LORD!😤

    • @JesusJuenger
      @JesusJuenger 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Well apparently you *do* want to tell him how to spell "Ramsay".

  • @peterclarke3990
    @peterclarke3990 ปีที่แล้ว +17

    I’m so glad that the Den had someone on like David who could show the dragons how to run a successful business. Cos his was doing so well! And he’s no schmuck either!

  • @jimbean7523
    @jimbean7523 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +7

    This bloke couldn't sell a black cat to a witch 😁

  • @Bennyboy12
    @Bennyboy12 3 ปีที่แล้ว +542

    He’s the sort of bloke that will go into a curry house and calls all the waiters John. With his cringey pitch and Benidorm tan thinking he’s billy big bollocks.

    • @thert.hon.thelordnicholson7261
      @thert.hon.thelordnicholson7261 3 ปีที่แล้ว +51

      I love the way they hobble up the stairs with all their bags of shite, looks like they're climbing on to a WizzAir flight to Tenerife

    • @gaysy1st
      @gaysy1st 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Great comment.

    • @shahinmahdi2192
      @shahinmahdi2192 3 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      He'd also critique them on the curry and then jump into the kitchen to teach them how it's actually made.

    • @liverpoolscottish6430
      @liverpoolscottish6430 3 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      You omitted to mention that he undoubtedly plays golf..........

    • @danielmoran9902
      @danielmoran9902 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@thert.hon.thelordnicholson7261 Hahaha! F*ckin' ace!

  • @JesusJuenger
    @JesusJuenger 3 ปีที่แล้ว +246

    I like to imagine that before the pitch, the guy spoke to the camera operators.
    *David* : When filming, you've got to hold your camera like this, and zoom in on a person's face, with the lighting on the right angle, so you can really highlight how much they're sweating.
    *Camera operator* : ....

    • @anubusx
      @anubusx 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      David tries to lecture Bill Gates about making operating systems.

    • @TomCro73
      @TomCro73 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Seriously, he was like a character from The Fast Show...

    • @Finderskeepers.
      @Finderskeepers. 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      sweating, just they way they want it, more drama

  • @Dekoherence-ii8pw
    @Dekoherence-ii8pw 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

    9:15 "Business is all about......"
    YOU'RE DOING IT AGAIN! lol

  • @Tornven2003
    @Tornven2003 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    Legend has it that he's still giving business advice without a business....

  • @sujaysukumar123
    @sujaysukumar123 3 ปีที่แล้ว +319

    Okay honey, now that we've stitched up a few pouches on this towel, lets head off to the dragons' den and teach them how business is done.

  • @haydenelse2502
    @haydenelse2502 3 ปีที่แล้ว +501

    I'm off to bed
    Dave: the bed is where you sleep

    • @danhanley1313
      @danhanley1313 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      🤣🤣

    • @Smithjones12
      @Smithjones12 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      I dread to think what his idea of romantic pillow talk is

    • @danhanley1313
      @danhanley1313 3 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      @@Smithjones12 Dave: Romantic pillow talk is when your in bed with your wife or partner and speaking seductively to them.

    • @Smithjones12
      @Smithjones12 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@danhanley1313 exactly

    • @danhanley1313
      @danhanley1313 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@Smithjones12 🤣

  • @iancampbell9297
    @iancampbell9297 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    I'm not a shmooook 😆
    When he was giving Theo a valuable lesson, Duncan sits back laughing ...
    Wish Duncan was back !

  • @thatkindofguy234
    @thatkindofguy234 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    Theo's face when he says he'll sue him 🤣

  • @alexbrown8552
    @alexbrown8552 3 ปีที่แล้ว +709

    Goes into the village pub on Sundays at lunchtime ,wife just sits and listens to him, he's been to France a couple of times in the 80's , thinks he knows about wine, drinks spritzer,has his steak well done, probably involved in conservatories at some point, drives an 8 year old second hand silver Mercedes, wears flip flops, regularly goes to the Costa Brava , bores everyone with his golf stories, wears sunglasses in the pub, uses a few £50 notes here and there to give off the air of being a businessman, tries screwcap wine in restaurants to see if its corked. Just a pratt.

    • @peterivory2037
      @peterivory2037 2 ปีที่แล้ว +32

      Couldn't of put it better,exactly same thoughts occurred to me...

    • @nono-io5kt
      @nono-io5kt 2 ปีที่แล้ว +34

      @@peterivory2037 Just change village pub to bar at the marina, Costa Brava to Costa Rica and pounds to dollars. We have them here too in So Ca.

    • @GregTheReaper
      @GregTheReaper 2 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      The names Bucket..Richard be a dear and teach those Dragons a lesson

    • @ThePrimeMinisterOfTheBlock
      @ThePrimeMinisterOfTheBlock ปีที่แล้ว +8

      You seem to be very familiar with the stereotype. Suspiciously familiar.

    • @jb-nn8sk
      @jb-nn8sk ปีที่แล้ว +5

      That would be prat...brilliant analysis though.

  • @Slimblue
    @Slimblue 2 ปีที่แล้ว +202

    This guy would stand there and tell John wick how to kill people

    • @Asw_2004
      @Asw_2004 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Risk to reward lmao

    • @at0micsheep
      @at0micsheep 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      But not before he tells him how to use a pencil

    • @MAC_ABC
      @MAC_ABC 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      *YOU’RE HOLDING THE GUN WRONG*
      When a bullet hits the body, it’s hits the skin first… okay. Nothing else.
      Then it goes in.
      *John shoots himself*

    • @anubusx
      @anubusx 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      He would try and instruct Thanos how use the Infinty Stones.

    • @darkchaser25
      @darkchaser25 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      He would tell Neo how to do Kung Fu

  • @redblade8160
    @redblade8160 22 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

    You can't leave your valuables in one of the pockets and think it will be safe to walk away.

  • @ewanlorimer1152
    @ewanlorimer1152 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    This guy gave his dad the puberty talk

  • @kramsenoj1
    @kramsenoj1 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1565

    I have seen some arrogant wankers on Dragons Den over the years, but this guy raises the bar to another level.

    • @Ryanjoned163
      @Ryanjoned163 3 ปีที่แล้ว +41

      Straight to the point pal love it

    • @davemurray3203
      @davemurray3203 3 ปีที่แล้ว +75

      I know right.
      The way he was simplifying it for them.
      Expected him to be like " if I have 10 apples and I sell 3 how many do I have left"

    • @minidozer3473
      @minidozer3473 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      HAHAHAHA

    • @riverstour
      @riverstour 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      The champagne bloke was the worst

    • @kramsenoj1
      @kramsenoj1 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@riverstour i will check it out

  • @royfr8136
    @royfr8136 3 ปีที่แล้ว +531

    He thinks hes talking to his wife or guys at the pub who he berates.... many watching this who knew him im sure enjoyed him being told some homes truths.

    • @brendonjohn2066
      @brendonjohn2066 3 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      Yes Roy Fr, I was thinking the exact same thing. I also thought how embarrassing for his friends & family. "I'm not a schmuck, I'm not a schmuck".

    • @charlesmurray3255
      @charlesmurray3255 3 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      @@brendonjohn2066 he was a schmuck tho.

    • @brendonjohn2066
      @brendonjohn2066 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@charlesmurray3255 exactly Charles.

    • @Ozyrus
      @Ozyrus 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      2:02

    • @BoiledOctopus
      @BoiledOctopus 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Yes - was thinking about his poor wife. She is clearly trodden on.

  • @jamiesomers3078
    @jamiesomers3078 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Genuinely iv never disliked Anyone so much so quickly in my Life and I'm 88

  • @joechapman3692
    @joechapman3692 ปีที่แล้ว +19

    He’s that type of person who takes their seatbelt off the moment the plane touches the tarmac 😂

  • @mindymantle
    @mindymantle 3 ปีที่แล้ว +267

    Having an anxiety attack from second-hand cringe.

    • @whoasked7192
      @whoasked7192 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Thought i was the only one!

    • @ebonimom6964
      @ebonimom6964 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      I hate second hand embarrassment. Gosh I hate being embarrassed for someone else. Gives me major anxiety and I cant even bear it. I get nauseated and I actually have a nightmare about it that night!

  • @jontyrosenow9396
    @jontyrosenow9396 2 ปีที่แล้ว +148

    Cardoctor: Hello this is cardoct---
    David: THE THING ABOUT CARS IS THAT....

    • @eljay2224
      @eljay2224 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      🤣🤣😂

    • @raghu5657
      @raghu5657 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      😂😂😂

  • @dougloremaster7413
    @dougloremaster7413 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

    I am binging every Dragon's den video on this channel while playing Pokémon Violet and honestly, gotta say I have never been happier. It's the little things. Love this channel.

  • @CARLIN4737
    @CARLIN4737 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    Peters face at 7.20. classic.

  • @S_Europe
    @S_Europe 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2267

    Watching dragon den clips is now apart of my daily routine. I can't get enough of it.

    • @ethank5681
      @ethank5681 3 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      Me too, I sometimes wonder how proud Northerner Jenny Campbell is doing

    • @AntiMatter930
      @AntiMatter930 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Did you not post the same thing on a different video?

    • @vibovitold
      @vibovitold 3 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      @@AntiMatter930 perhaps that's part of the routine too.
      can't get enough of reposting this insightful comment

    • @ThePrimeMinisterOfTheBlock
      @ThePrimeMinisterOfTheBlock 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Hello you are very beautiful do you have a boyfriends 💕

    • @AntiMatter930
      @AntiMatter930 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@vibovitold we're a bunch of dragons' den junkies

  • @rayjaymor8754
    @rayjaymor8754 3 ปีที่แล้ว +409

    This bloke will sit there and tell Bill Gates how to use a computer...

    • @keiko3487
      @keiko3487 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      LOLOL!!!

    • @romancatholicword528
      @romancatholicword528 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      He would probably tell a doctor who to perform heart surgery, he probably told Trump how to win the election, we all know how that went, and this gut is as orange as Donald Trumps left testicle !

    • @maxim377
      @maxim377 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Well you see you press this button here, and it turns on roight, and it's a streamlined process to logging in.

    • @j.r7091
      @j.r7091 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      That’s like Bill Gates trying to tell the world he can save their life with a vaccine with no medical experience

    • @pizzaboy3946
      @pizzaboy3946 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@j.r7091 And his operating systems are inferior; just that he got in at the right time to make it the market standard.

  • @richardedwards9389
    @richardedwards9389 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    I would never have guessed that the comments for this clip would be comedy gold.

  • @andyinthewatford7025
    @andyinthewatford7025 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

    What a bell end. His wife must be so embarrassed of him.

  • @kimjong-un1136
    @kimjong-un1136 3 ปีที่แล้ว +364

    Dragon: "Hello David. "
    Delusional David: "Hello is used as a greeting, or to begin a telephone conversation. The use of hello as a telephone greeting has been credited to Thomas Edison; according to one source, he expressed his surprise with a misheard Hullo. Alexander Graham Bell initially used Ahoy (as used on ships) as a telephone greeting. However, in 1877, Edison wrote to T. B. A. "
    Dragon: "I'm out. "

    • @xozzy830x
      @xozzy830x 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      🤣🤣 I’m DED! 😂😂

    • @kimjong-un1136
      @kimjong-un1136 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@xozzy830x Hi DED, I'm James. * tap dances out the room.

    • @EmperorAmun-Ra
      @EmperorAmun-Ra 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Haha... Good one!

    • @Anna.T.
      @Anna.T. 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Me after reading this comment: 7:45

    • @kimjong-un1136
      @kimjong-un1136 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @John Kraken /whoosh/

  • @karmatickenny
    @karmatickenny 2 ปีที่แล้ว +405

    Theo's sarcastic look of interest is so damn hilarious

    • @jakeplumber1373
      @jakeplumber1373 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      I'm always watching his facial expressions significantly. Him and Peters

    • @richard7645
      @richard7645 8 หลายเดือนก่อน

      He don't suffer fools gladly

  • @bev9708
    @bev9708 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    On the one hand he's so fortunate to have such an adoring wife, and on the other hand it seems that that just plays into his illusion that he is the fountain of all knowledge and others have so much to learn from him... including those who are far more knowledgeable, experienced and successful!!

  • @boozypixels
    @boozypixels ปีที่แล้ว +2

    That's what everyone needs, a branded beach bag that looks identical to everyone else's lying on 300 identical cruise ship chairs

  • @ryanmcfadyen8940
    @ryanmcfadyen8940 2 ปีที่แล้ว +586

    He’s currently in intensive care as he refused to wear his seatbelt and was determined to show the car how to protect himself in a collision!

  • @hiimjustin8826
    @hiimjustin8826 3 ปีที่แล้ว +248

    "What are you gonna do with that 250k?"
    "Stock."
    12 year olds at home watching this over their parent's shoulder: LMFAO WHAT

    • @patscanlan2678
      @patscanlan2678 3 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      thats a lot of oxo cubes....🤪🤪🤪

    • @artur6912
      @artur6912 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      My first thought was the stock market when I heard that and it confused the hell out of me, after I realized he meant inventory I got even more confused because so far he sold a handful online and has no bigger deals lined up, so why the hell does he need to buy 250 k worth of towels.

    • @Alex-dj1os
      @Alex-dj1os 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@artur6912 who asked

  • @bensmithson1773
    @bensmithson1773 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    The closeup of the sweating at 11:20 🤣

    • @siaitsme6800
      @siaitsme6800 ปีที่แล้ว

      👍👍😆👍

    • @richard7645
      @richard7645 8 หลายเดือนก่อน

      He got roasted

  • @lloyds053
    @lloyds053 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    NEVER try and tell narcissistic business men something they already know, but then I'm sure his wife already knows that

  • @ic1815
    @ic1815 3 ปีที่แล้ว +200

    _when Duncan almost spits his water out_ 💀

    • @VincentLauria6
      @VincentLauria6 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      I was rolling on the floor laughing at that moment...

    • @WobblesandBean
      @WobblesandBean 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      We were all Duncan in that moment.

  • @aravindg2504
    @aravindg2504 3 ปีที่แล้ว +148

    This is what happens when you take a 3 week coursera course online on how to run a business and entered dragons den

    • @joshpickles9022
      @joshpickles9022 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      I'm sure that is exactly what happened here.

  • @Truegeeza
    @Truegeeza 15 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา

    4:46 Marketing Lesson
    7:54 Manufacturing Lesson
    8:37 Valuation Lesson
    9:20 How to Run A Business Book

  • @kdphotos4691
    @kdphotos4691 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    Theo the Fetus looked like he was gonna fall over from that guy telling him how to run a business. 🤣
    And lol at 11:12, the zoom in on the sweat on dude's forehead.

  • @jietroraximoff2805
    @jietroraximoff2805 2 ปีที่แล้ว +789

    Normally in the den, the entrepreneurs might not understand business principles such as turnover, retail prices and gross profit. But here, we have a man who understands all these principles but seems to think the Dragons don't.

    • @chrisbevis7725
      @chrisbevis7725 2 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      And guess who is broke!

    • @DirtyBeatzMusic
      @DirtyBeatzMusic ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@chrisbevis7725 not the guy who is selling these towels. they sold hundreds of thousands

    • @magibubu
      @magibubu ปีที่แล้ว +9

      @@chrisbevis7725 atm the companys net worth is 2 million so I'm guessing they did pretty well, though I think some of that is thanks to the free advertising this show gave it.

    • @youtube-kit9450
      @youtube-kit9450 8 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Well, the dragons didn't say the product wasn't good. They skipped on it because the valuation was way too high and the guy was insufferable to them.@@magibubu

    • @davidjames579
      @davidjames579 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      The Dragons were so rude. They're still learning and all his points were spot on. If they'd heeded this advice they might not need to keep working for a TV programme, and make enough from their own products.

  • @Edward1312
    @Edward1312 3 ปีที่แล้ว +98

    The ego has landed. Imagine trying to work with that guy.

  • @jsimmons9969
    @jsimmons9969 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    His wife could've said something to save the pitch. It definitely couldn't get any worse.

  • @scriptosaurusrex
    @scriptosaurusrex ปีที่แล้ว +5

    How involved his wife and partner was. Could barely hear myself think over everything she sai.....

  • @rtsharlotte
    @rtsharlotte 3 ปีที่แล้ว +879

    He reminds me of the typical know all Brit that goes to Spain to sit all day by the pool, at his all inclusive amongst other Brits then comes back saying how much he loves "Spain" Lol

    • @86londongirl
      @86londongirl 3 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      It's Mel Harvey from Benidorm.

    • @Itsjustme5853
      @Itsjustme5853 3 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      Hahahhaa yes they scream Benidorm

    • @roberthutchins4297
      @roberthutchins4297 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      "Lol" - what does that mean? Is it a key part of your penetrating comment? Have you met a lot of these "typical know all Brits".

    • @robertoballa9703
      @robertoballa9703 3 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      We know what the brits are like ___John : I'm going on holiday to Spain __Tom : oh really thats nice and where in spain exactly ? Oh I don't know , near the sea ____

    • @roberthutchins4297
      @roberthutchins4297 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      @@robertoballa9703 And what does your ridiculous comment mean?

  • @AlphaCentauri24
    @AlphaCentauri24 3 ปีที่แล้ว +389

    He is the type of guy who is commonly found in the wild as the "free advice" guy. You can ask him a simplistic question & each time, instead of replying to the point, he would respond with a verbose advice mixed in with a heavy dose of philosophy.

    • @johnbrewer9833
      @johnbrewer9833 3 ปีที่แล้ว +41

      Ask him the time and he will tell you how to make a watch.

    • @TheHarrybo1
      @TheHarrybo1 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      They have actually done very well with this product , Check it out

    • @yvonnedrysdale4834
      @yvonnedrysdale4834 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Philosophical crap

    • @DJDistruxion
      @DJDistruxion 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      We call them politicians

    • @bertbox69
      @bertbox69 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@TheHarrybo1 surprising considering hes such a narcissist

  • @AsiaDanceScene
    @AsiaDanceScene 14 วันที่ผ่านมา

    Awesome to see a graduate of the David Brent school of business in the Den. I could totally see an opposite of The Office where Brent explained half-understood basic business principles to CEOs of major companies.

  • @rickenbacker472
    @rickenbacker472 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    In 2024 these are still for sale on Amazon. "The morning after the show aired the couple received 150 orders via their website and 300 emails of support by those who thought that the Dragons had missed a trick. Within a year they had sold 65,000 Itsas."

  • @dspecter1187
    @dspecter1187 3 ปีที่แล้ว +158

    Dragon's " How did you value your business at 250k?"
    " When you start a business, you look at things like a towel and say to yourself I could see myself using that as a bookshelf but if you try to use it as a bookshelf ill sue you."

  • @tz612712
    @tz612712 2 ปีที่แล้ว +262

    Surgeon: "Have you had anything to eat or drink in the last 24 hours?"
    David: "Well it's very important that the patient does not consume any food or drink prior to surgery since, among many reasons, the patient is highly susceptible to aspiration while under general anesthesia...."

    • @keefr72
      @keefr72 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      commented like a true pretend surgeon. Go back to sleep, lyd121

    • @bestof2784
      @bestof2784 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      "David's attitude is alienating the Dragons"

  • @cruella8955
    @cruella8955 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    This guy most definitely beats his wife. Jfc. The way his anger bubbles over immediately at the slightest provocation, it’s scary and unsettling.

  • @thecookies6109
    @thecookies6109 ปีที่แล้ว

    ​ @Arnoudt Just add a waterproof tracker and if the towel moves at all when further than 5ft away from the tracker beeps. If the tracker moves nothing happens it only beeps when the towel moves and if both parts move at same time it doesn't beep.

  • @ExpatChef71
    @ExpatChef71 3 ปีที่แล้ว +122

    "I'm not a schmuck..."
    Yes you are.

    • @peterbentley5184
      @peterbentley5184 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      No he's not he's made millions out of the product ..

    • @michaelcharlton6728
      @michaelcharlton6728 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@peterbentley5184 Not according to published accounts - shareholders fund - £533k

    • @peterbentley5184
      @peterbentley5184 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@michaelcharlton6728 turned over millions but the business is making good money

    • @rebelwithoutapplause5629
      @rebelwithoutapplause5629 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      He didn't even say "Shmuck" correctly..

    • @pleasepermitmetospeakohgre1504
      @pleasepermitmetospeakohgre1504 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      The guy is a waste of sun cream.

  • @twoimse
    @twoimse 2 ปีที่แล้ว +120

    Customer: "I would like to buy this towel..."
    Mr. Glashans: "Okay. Now I will explain to you how to pull your wallet out of your pocket..."

  • @blinard1
    @blinard1 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    You know he walked out of there and went "that went great!"

  • @rogerramjet6615
    @rogerramjet6615 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I have to laugh at the 'hidden' pocket. He is showing in on prime time TV. I could imagine thieves spotting one ''There's an Itsa, you keep lookout and I'll check the hidden pocket''.

  • @oki9Sedo1
    @oki9Sedo1 2 ปีที่แล้ว +354

    "They don't know it all. They're still learning too."
    Indeed, that is correct. But why he thinks that they don't know basic foundational principles (despite being multi-millionaires), and that he's the guy to educate them in relation to these, is beyond me. I might give The Rock some gym advice when I'm 3 weeks in and can do free weights.

    • @hollyro4665
      @hollyro4665 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      I just love that he was trying to teach year 7 week 1 business lessons to a group of experts. Like he’d just picked up a kids textbook on the way in and thought maybe the people who’ve been doing this for decades don’t know about this stuff. Hilarious to watch unfold.

    • @oki9Sedo1
      @oki9Sedo1 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@hollyro4665 Definitely! The Dunning-Kruger effect exemplified!

    • @DavidMcCoul
      @DavidMcCoul 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      The problem is he's asking them for money, not the other way around

    • @markcowley9078
      @markcowley9078 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      2 years on they are worth £2 million !!😀😀😀😀😀😀😀😀😀😀😀

    • @maverickmic
      @maverickmic 3 หลายเดือนก่อน

      All that shows is he finally learned something, maybe how to change his comm skills...@@markcowley9078

  • @marklloyd9375
    @marklloyd9375 3 ปีที่แล้ว +176

    This guy was last seen in Tenerife advising German tourists how to reserve a sunbed

    • @cheeseisdelicious111
      @cheeseisdelicious111 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Hahahahahahahahahaha!!!!!!

    • @quadmeister
      @quadmeister 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      You think?? Search the company now! They made millions

    • @bertbox69
      @bertbox69 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      there's an app that can remind the German tourist who won the war when they sit down on the lounger 🤣

    • @CB-ob5fr
      @CB-ob5fr 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Das ist sehr lustig

    • @jonozambrotta6048
      @jonozambrotta6048 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@quadmeister wats the name of the company

  • @davidblurton7158
    @davidblurton7158 7 หลายเดือนก่อน

    you never stop learning,,,, very true,,,,

  • @jackstephen2519
    @jackstephen2519 3 ปีที่แล้ว +750

    I love how his wife just stands there saying nothing just like “oh Christ here he goes again”

    • @meenanaicker8999
      @meenanaicker8999 3 ปีที่แล้ว +40

      This guy needs to listen more and keep quiet

    • @Psycho250785
      @Psycho250785 3 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      I am afraid to imagine what their family life is like...

    • @mathiuseden9605
      @mathiuseden9605 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      @@Psycho250785 Condescending and Acts way more intelligent than they have the depth to really jump into, Should be looking up... not Talking down like they're Morons... You want their money. You want to wow them and Have them Like you in a fluid manner so they feel like they can work with you. I've relayed these episodes time and time again, Fair Product and a Functional Friendly Pitch with direct answers to the basics can get you the offer even with very low sales (£10,000-£20,000)

    • @finalshade14
      @finalshade14 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Bignut come inside of her gut and leave with no trace

    • @halfvolley11
      @halfvolley11 3 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      He should have been a teacher. Guy loves lecturing.

  • @Lauren72382
    @Lauren72382 3 ปีที่แล้ว +144

    I got my bachelor's in business...
    I learned it all from this episode...

    • @manuelsousa
      @manuelsousa 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      David is an awesome professor, isn’t he?
      Honestly, he should be teaching on his spare time

  • @lachlanmunro5320
    @lachlanmunro5320 9 วันที่ผ่านมา

    If he started every sentence with "what I need to do" instead of "what you need to do"... They'd have loved him

  • @diabolikalm
    @diabolikalm 3 ปีที่แล้ว +151

    Bad attitude, mans been in business for 3 weeks and his already built himself an ego.

    • @timothy790110
      @timothy790110 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      oh no, that ego has taken a lifetime haha