"I'm Gonna Sue The Living Daylights Out Of You!" | Dragons' Den

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  • Lee Wood, Managing Director of ‘Kardoctor’ entered the Den seeking £150,000 in return for an equity stake of 15%. Kardoctor is an innovative help-line that provides remote advice for public motorists but Lee soon falls apart once Peter tests his ability with numbers.
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  • @DragonsDenGlobal
    @DragonsDenGlobal  2 ปีที่แล้ว +168

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    • @hortondlfn1994
      @hortondlfn1994 2 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      This illustrates the very reason I can't watch shows like this - if you don't want to shut up long enough to get your question answered, don't ask it! The "dragons" seem to be looking for two or three word answers rather than explanations.
      The guy's idea may be a crock, after all, but NO ONE gave him a chance to finish answering a question!
      Pathetic.

    • @thetessellater9163
      @thetessellater9163 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      "...the newest clips..." Posted 2020, clip from 2006 - is this the newest clip ????

    • @thetessellater9163
      @thetessellater9163 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@hortondlfn1994 - I guess perhaps like those watching, the dragons get frustrated with people who are asking for shed loads of cash, yet fail to come prepared with some realistic figures. I think he wanted to try to talk them into the idea, rather than replying to their queries. Idea sure was a crock, though.

    • @LazyStory
      @LazyStory 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Crap Lee is an awfull person

    • @ArturkO-yq2ml
      @ArturkO-yq2ml 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      💨💨💨😧

  • @lukefrohling
    @lukefrohling 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8545

    I love how he’s already wearing prison-orange

    • @TabsT-vy5jy
      @TabsT-vy5jy 3 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      LOL at least he's prepared.

    • @aydenfisher5797
      @aydenfisher5797 3 ปีที่แล้ว +161

      Looks like a shady guy tbf

    • @lukerosewell4561
      @lukerosewell4561 3 ปีที่แล้ว +86

      I like how the dragons look at him as he walks into the room and they thinking ummm what are you wearing and why are you dressed up like a prisoner, dead man walking lol

    • @natshenkin
      @natshenkin 3 ปีที่แล้ว +92

      Prisoners in the UK don't wear orange, normally grey or blue.

    • @danielsimon2334
      @danielsimon2334 3 ปีที่แล้ว +36

      ORANGE is the new BLACK! 🤣🤣🤣

  • @noname2250
    @noname2250 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11347

    Basically what he's pitching is to identify the problem so that the garage doesn't rip you off. Only problem is is that this guy will rip you off first

    • @PinkPearMartini
      @PinkPearMartini 3 ปีที่แล้ว +786

      I understand exactly what he was trying to do, and he was right when he said that they were all focused on breakdowns that would obviously need a shop. (so are the commenters)
      There have been many times I've wished I had a mechanic friend to call with questions like "My steering suddenly feels a little tough for some reason... does that need to go to a shop ASAP or can it wait until after payday?"
      But they ARE right about potential problems. If they say "it can wait as long as you have enough power steering fluid" but then I crash my car because I couldn't complete a turn... I'll have no choice but to take them to court to cover my hospital bills (I'm in the US).

    • @Pokerdude38
      @Pokerdude38 3 ปีที่แล้ว +151

      Its all about cutting out the middleman, or adding one in in this case

    • @pedrosilvamusician
      @pedrosilvamusician 3 ปีที่แล้ว +98

      Sure, but many times they diagnose you problems you didn't know existed. Like, you had a problem in your power steering and then they find out, for example, that you have small leaks on your coolant that are deteriorating other parts of the car. That's something that no amount of advice on the phone could give you.
      Thing is, you phone them if you have a problem. A mechanic can avoid problems whilst fixing some of them.

    • @Pokerdude38
      @Pokerdude38 3 ปีที่แล้ว +54

      @@pedrosilvamusician I think he perfectly identified the problem but was just a step off on his solution. Its extremely hard in the states to find a really good mechanic and I can imagine its a much larger problem that just here as less and less people enter the field. But he would probably have more success fixing cars on his own than being an advisor on car problems.

    • @arposkraft3616
      @arposkraft3616 3 ปีที่แล้ว +43

      @@PinkPearMartini have you ever heard of car-forums on the internet?

  • @Simp_Zone
    @Simp_Zone ปีที่แล้ว +663

    "My boat is sinking I need help"
    Boat Doctor: "You're going to drown mate. That'll be £24.99"

  • @dubzeefps4189
    @dubzeefps4189 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4366

    Customer : “My cars not starting mate”
    Car Doctor : “I’d take that to a garage mate. That’ll be £10 please” 😂😂

    • @willam9421
      @willam9421 ปีที่แล้ว +29

      😂🤣😂💀

    • @firefighter2312
      @firefighter2312 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      😆

    • @tmrevenge
      @tmrevenge ปีที่แล้ว +70

      "You know if you worked out more you'd be stronger. That would be 10 dollars"

    • @alkaholic4848
      @alkaholic4848 ปีที่แล้ว

      Thankfully, they wouldn't employ people like you.
      What if it was just a flat battery?

    • @Oliver-wv4bd
      @Oliver-wv4bd ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@artvandalay2736 No lol

  • @Ollieblue1
    @Ollieblue1 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6602

    Customer: "my car squeaks when i turn left."
    CarDoctor: "just dont turn left then, mate."

    • @Munki
      @Munki 3 ปีที่แล้ว +222

      Turn right three times instead.

    • @da3v1ls93
      @da3v1ls93 3 ปีที่แล้ว +172

      2 wrongs dont make a right but 3 rights make a left

    • @Atlasm2p
      @Atlasm2p 2 ปีที่แล้ว +33

      Dumb problem.
      Just turn right 270º.

    • @GustavoTeixeira-hu1ck
      @GustavoTeixeira-hu1ck 2 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      @@Atlasm2p You solved it right on.

    • @Atlasm2p
      @Atlasm2p 2 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      @@GustavoTeixeira-hu1ck took me a second to see what you did there, my mind wasn't in the right spot 😂

  • @eoin8501
    @eoin8501 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8764

    Customer: 'My bodily functions aren't working'
    Doctordoctor:' Go see a doctor mate'

    • @A15Beats
      @A15Beats 4 ปีที่แล้ว +59

      Amazing comment

    • @machomanOOOOHYEEEAH
      @machomanOOOOHYEEEAH 4 ปีที่แล้ว +172

      Yeah...... but you forgot to say, “that’s £2.84 please “

    • @Christopher0601
      @Christopher0601 4 ปีที่แล้ว +36

      I mean this happens lmao
      In the UK we have NHS24
      You could call saying "my arm feels numb suddenly" or "i have a fever" and they'll ask questions to try and tell you whether you should:
      - rush to hospital
      - wait for a normal docs appointment
      - just go to a pharmacist for advice
      These advice lines are supposed to exist for good reason lmao

    • @thelizardking3036
      @thelizardking3036 4 ปีที่แล้ว +29

      I think they missed the point entirely. He won’t fix the problem. He will keep the garage honest. Often mechanics choose the for them easy and for the customer expensive solution. Installing new parts instead of fixing the problem. This guy will make sure the customer asks informed questions or he will ask them himself. Imagine having a experienced mechanic with you when visiting a garage to advice you.

    • @kait2972
      @kait2972 4 ปีที่แล้ว +57

      @@thelizardking3036 then you missed Deborah's point. There's going to be a confused customer with a guy on the phone, who's never seen the car, telling them it's one thing and a mechanic who's examined the car telling them another. If somebody suspects they are being ripped off or lied to then then should get a second opinion from another mechanic who's seen the car

  • @Woodman-Spare-that-tree
    @Woodman-Spare-that-tree 2 ปีที่แล้ว +300

    The only people who are willing to work for £7.50 per hour, won’t be car experts.

    • @user-sf7kl9uh7k
      @user-sf7kl9uh7k 6 หลายเดือนก่อน

      They'll be Gut Boys

    • @TimCortesi
      @TimCortesi 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +34

      There is a radio show in the US called "Car Talk" and this is effectively what they do. People call in, explain their car problems, and these guys explain exactly what is wrong and how to fix it. They are incredibly knowledgeable and it's remarkably impressive. So what this guy is pitching is definitely possible if you're talking to somebody with an encyclopedic knowledge of cars, how they fail, and how to fix them. But people who can do that are going to demand WAAAY more than 7.50/hour. So while this is an interesting idea (and a proven concept for a radio program), it's not a viable scaleable business.

    • @nvelsen1975
      @nvelsen1975 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +9

      @@TimCortesi
      You said it: Show.
      Meaning there's revenue being generated mainly from the viewers, not from people calling.
      Besides, in the US $ 3 per hour is above minimum wage. That's less than a third of £7.50

    • @cold485
      @cold485 หลายเดือนก่อน

      You'd be surprised 😂

    • @Sergeantmajormario
      @Sergeantmajormario 22 วันที่ผ่านมา

      Can't remember when this episode came out, but that could've been the Minimum Wage at the time

  • @Gardureth
    @Gardureth ปีที่แล้ว +974

    I love how Peter is a gentleman while he breaks the whole businessplan with math in 5 seconds.

    • @crrodriguez
      @crrodriguez ปีที่แล้ว +37

      brings the simple ballpark economic facts and pitches fall like a house of cards,

    • @sdwone
      @sdwone 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +32

      That's why Mathematics is the most important subject in the world! It essentially runs our entire Civilization! Oh... And is critically important for business pitches too! So that investors can have an idea in WHAT they're investing into!!!

  • @crazycryptoscad3907
    @crazycryptoscad3907 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2953

    Love it. He's identified an area when people get scammed regularly and identified that he wants a slice of every scam 😂

    • @Ulvetann
      @Ulvetann ปีที่แล้ว +52

      Spot on. I have an idea for a business. To be a call-center, only calling out and advice people they have virus on their computers. Yep. Sound idea.

    • @TiagrajI
      @TiagrajI ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Hahaha. Hey that's a business if you think of it.

    • @adamkahn8645
      @adamkahn8645 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      @@Ulvetann "To be a call-center, only calling out and advice people they have to call another call center"
      much better

    • @dyslexicbatnam1350
      @dyslexicbatnam1350 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      @@adamkahn8645 "10 pounds please"

    • @DenverJohn
      @DenverJohn 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

      Capitalism at its finest

  • @periperihustle4561
    @periperihustle4561 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3333

    Me: "my car won't start"
    Car Doctor: "call the AA"
    Me: "awesome mate, where would I be without Car Doctor"

    • @mlml7854
      @mlml7854 3 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      that really made me laugh!

    • @littlepete6849
      @littlepete6849 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

    • @danb1618
      @danb1618 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      🤣 😂 🤣

    • @reapermode8468
      @reapermode8468 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Cardocktor*

    • @arnolduk123
      @arnolduk123 3 ปีที่แล้ว +37

      customer: hello my engine is making a rattling noise.
      cardoctor: I think you should have it checked by a mechanic and call me back
      customer (at garage): I'm at garage what should I say ?
      cardoctor: put the mechanic on the phone.
      mechanic: hello, whats the problem.
      cardoctor: the engine is making a rattling noise, can you check the engine.
      mechanic: oh uh, sure, thanks, bye.
      customer: what is the problem then
      mechanic: seems your engine is making a rattling noise
      customer: I know, can you fix it please.

  • @C414AC
    @C414AC ปีที่แล้ว +547

    “My child is sick”
    DoctorDoctor: “take him to a GP mate”

    • @infjmale91
      @infjmale91 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      That's probably realistic. Why are you calling the CarDoktor for medical advice for your offspring?

    • @cambs0181
      @cambs0181 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      This comment tickled me😂

    • @MrFreeman042
      @MrFreeman042 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      Please let this stay at 111 likes 😂

    • @chrisbradley5947
      @chrisbradley5947 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      I'd be disappointed if the Doctor Doctor didn't give me the news...

    • @angelavolkov1126
      @angelavolkov1126 3 หลายเดือนก่อน

      I dunno, telehealth is now a thing.

  • @ollieox9181
    @ollieox9181 ปีที่แล้ว +105

    He came up with the entire idea that morning - while eating breakfast.

  • @BlindDweller
    @BlindDweller 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4617

    Customer: "My boiler is broken!"
    Pipedoctor: "Call a plumber, mate."

    • @hibeam3706
      @hibeam3706 4 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      😂😂😂

    • @mannion7646
      @mannion7646 4 ปีที่แล้ว +94

      "That'll be ten quid"

    • @RuffRyder2011
      @RuffRyder2011 4 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      Gas engineer actually 😂

    • @Abjefdi
      @Abjefdi 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      NoFuksGiven Gas engineers are plumbers it’s just a different category of plumbers like “pipe fitters”

    • @kirishima638
      @kirishima638 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Honestly people are so clueless these days that it could work. Not in 2010 but in 2020 maybe.

  • @ianmorrison1317
    @ianmorrison1317 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4930

    Why did this guy come looking like a criminal with his attorney.

    • @ella-bt8hp
      @ella-bt8hp 4 ปีที่แล้ว +169

      Haha he looks he's wearing an American jump suit doesn't he lol

    • @Brandonious15987
      @Brandonious15987 4 ปีที่แล้ว +96

      Doesn't help that his financial advisor looks like a public attorney.

    • @leebee5361
      @leebee5361 4 ปีที่แล้ว +40

      Haha.. yeah.. actually looks like a serial killer to me.. in the court, still fresh from his last, er, 'meal'!!.. (Maybe he came round, after they'd called him asking for advice on their dodgy car's rattling engine, lol!!!)...

    • @SESK98
      @SESK98 4 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      @@leebee5361 How can someone "look like a serial killer" ? It's not like they all look alike.

    • @Mushruums
      @Mushruums 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      π day well what if his suit was made from human skin. I’d say he looked like a serial killer.

  • @cuorefelino
    @cuorefelino 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +23

    This guy ended up making millions. I was also a customer. I paid just 10 bucks to be friendly redirected to the garage next door. Great service.

  • @Seventeen_Seconds
    @Seventeen_Seconds ปีที่แล้ว +284

    When I have my dragons den binge every few months I always come back to this one first 😂

    • @PhaRoaH87
      @PhaRoaH87 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +6

      Rory the Seaweed Hunter and Evil Fiona is a bit better

    • @kealan.213
      @kealan.213 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

      @@PhaRoaH87This and the flow signals one

    • @saadsalman1650
      @saadsalman1650 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      I watch this one then immediately the electronic signal guy, precisely to hear Duncan hear his story :P

    • @bigwashington3269
      @bigwashington3269 5 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Have you seen the water osmosis system one with Barry it’s the best 😂

    • @robrinder123
      @robrinder123 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      No, the best one is 'The Knowledge' one where his demo fails 😂

  • @mads9270
    @mads9270 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3277

    Me: “My hair has gotten very long”
    HairDoctor: “Get a haircut, mate”

    • @juanmanu9652
      @juanmanu9652 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Brilliant !!!

    • @markroddom6177
      @markroddom6177 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      lol HairDoctor would need more than 20 people to take calls at present!

    • @richawazlett3806
      @richawazlett3806 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      🤣🤣🤣

    • @Kastigatr
      @Kastigatr 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I'm out

    • @khoyrulislam
      @khoyrulislam 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      I'm crying!! 🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @EverthingsApple
    @EverthingsApple 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5226

    Peter: "7.50 per hour, for 20 people, how much is that per year?"
    MathDoctor: "Get a calculator mate"

    • @wynnedwards94
      @wynnedwards94 2 ปีที่แล้ว +162

      I couldn't imagine having a Supreme knowledge of cars to be a car doctor just tho be pain minimum wage

    • @conorstewart2214
      @conorstewart2214 2 ปีที่แล้ว +46

      I know minimum wages change over time but here in 2021 your employees would have to be under 21 for you to be able to pay them that little.

    • @zoulogist9171
      @zoulogist9171 2 ปีที่แล้ว +84

      We’re gonna make £150,000!
      What are you going to spend to make that?
      £400,000!

    • @thomasseitz2801
      @thomasseitz2801 2 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Nathan ...."Get a calculator mate" LOL

    • @thomasseitz2801
      @thomasseitz2801 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      "Get a caculator" LOL

  • @coolperson962
    @coolperson962 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +18

    Lee: My pitch in the den went terribly wrong....
    Pitchdoctor: Give up mate

  • @zekesboxtalk1
    @zekesboxtalk1 ปีที่แล้ว +46

    He should’ve just come in and said “my company is an advice line to people to ask their body shops specific questions so that I don’t get ripped off” that would have been good

  • @Jim-so3zm
    @Jim-so3zm 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2259

    My clutch has gone.
    Car doctor: Just take the bus.

  • @danielg9805
    @danielg9805 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2461

    Customer: “I lost my keys”
    LostDoctor: “Look for them mate”

    • @swissmeringueclouds1428
      @swissmeringueclouds1428 4 ปีที่แล้ว +35

      Daniel Gallagher ‘Lost doctor’ 😂😂😂

    • @paulsz6194
      @paulsz6194 4 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      How much for that advice? £1.50 . Tell the caller to start from where they last remember had them and charge another £1.50 for that ! 🤣🤣

    • @solarmaru49
      @solarmaru49 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      The guy has crazy lazy eyes

    • @hectichazerdus
      @hectichazerdus 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Customer : My car engine keeps making a whooshing sound
      Kardoctor : You will most likely need a new steering wheel (£1.50 charge)

    • @ILOVECHICKEN698
      @ILOVECHICKEN698 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Lol

  • @myeyesarespiders
    @myeyesarespiders 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +23

    He looks like a prisoner standing there with his lawyer

  • @carltoningram3773
    @carltoningram3773 ปีที่แล้ว +46

    the siren outside at 6:20 😂I can't get over the production value of this

    • @McVaio
      @McVaio 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      Old single pane windows in that building. Not sure if that could've been prevented.

    • @DWN037
      @DWN037 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      that's a little trick in the industry called foreshadowing

    • @matacust.wizard1033
      @matacust.wizard1033 5 วันที่ผ่านมา

      Yeah genius I guess they should shut the entire city down when filming smh

  • @YvieScarlet
    @YvieScarlet 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6063

    and the award for the most misleading click bait title goes to....

    • @nohmaanmustafa4413
      @nohmaanmustafa4413 4 ปีที่แล้ว +131

      I know what a piss take

    • @oliprj8676
      @oliprj8676 4 ปีที่แล้ว +37

      This is not the only one

    • @TheFen2009
      @TheFen2009 4 ปีที่แล้ว +189

      yvie scarlet thanks that’s just saved me watching it.

    • @leelavelle7865
      @leelavelle7865 4 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      Yvie Scarlet, you have the cutest right nostril I have ever seen on a woman.

    • @badbadfull
      @badbadfull 4 ปีที่แล้ว +51

      @@leelavelle7865 So wet

  • @matthewwright9112
    @matthewwright9112 ปีที่แล้ว +81

    I love how all the Dragons have had a complete glowup since these episodes.

    • @samjohns3227
      @samjohns3227 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +14

      Yeah, the programmes budget now covers make up, hair and clothing!

  • @Dekoherence-ii8pw
    @Dekoherence-ii8pw 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

    "We're going to pay the advisors £7.50 an hour".
    These need to be trained car mechanics, don't they? I doubt they'd work for £7.50 an hour. A mechanic earns way more than that.

  • @sssbattleaxe
    @sssbattleaxe 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1464

    "I can't poop"
    "Push harder mate"

  • @ryansmith3531
    @ryansmith3531 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1602

    Deborah: there's a knocking sound at the back of my car.
    Car doctor: let the guy out of the boot

    • @m1serfreed477
      @m1serfreed477 3 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      Car doctor: Its a hitch hiker, let him in and do the right thing, customer: i've just been robbed and raped

    • @HaggardPillockHD
      @HaggardPillockHD 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Nice Goodfellas reference haha

    • @angebrowne1730
      @angebrowne1730 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Lol.

    • @neame-bh3uq
      @neame-bh3uq 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Deborah was a made man and the Kardoctor wasn’t

    • @andrewjames4346
      @andrewjames4346 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Underrated comment!

  • @HollandandJasper
    @HollandandJasper ปีที่แล้ว +37

    Customer: "I feel lonely, please help"
    Lovedoctor: "Get some friends then, mate"

    • @fezaanali9017
      @fezaanali9017 3 หลายเดือนก่อน

      that'll be £49.99 + VAT.......... *lonely feeling vanishes*

  • @kimberlydavis7322
    @kimberlydavis7322 ปีที่แล้ว +43

    2:28 Theo's facial expressions is priceless!!🤣

  • @Quantris
    @Quantris 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3524

    Debra: "I got a funny knocking sound at the back of the car"
    That's Jenny. Open the trunk because SHE WANTS OUT

    • @algorhythm1454
      @algorhythm1454 2 ปีที่แล้ว +85

      Definitely underrated joke.

    • @Megaritz
      @Megaritz 2 ปีที่แล้ว +35

      OMG that made me laugh more than anything I've seen all day!

    • @fohunter12345
      @fohunter12345 2 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      🤣🤣🤣

    • @dropthebag
      @dropthebag 2 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Amazing

    • @Gang2eb
      @Gang2eb 2 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      such creative humor

  • @ipettynote
    @ipettynote 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1771

    Customer: “I can’t see.”
    EyeDoctor: “Look mate...”

  • @petergedd9330
    @petergedd9330 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

    Food Doctor - 'I'm hungry' - No worries mate, you need to buy some food. That'll be £10.

  • @jac1799
    @jac1799 ปีที่แล้ว +15

    Imagine the dialogue between the garage and the 'KarDocktor'...
    KD: It's got damaged suspension
    G: No, it's a damaged CV joint
    KD: Oh, how do you know?
    G: I can see it
    KD: Oh, well how much is that?
    G: £50
    KD: Oh, that's good
    G: Yes, it is isn't it ... GOODBYE!

  • @KeiFresh
    @KeiFresh 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4044

    “Hey there’s something wrong with my car”
    “Take it to a shop”
    “OMG thanks, here’s some money!”

    • @afzaltar2750
      @afzaltar2750 3 ปีที่แล้ว +87

      Thats basically their business strategy in a nutshell.

    • @williampennjr.4448
      @williampennjr.4448 3 ปีที่แล้ว +32

      Oh so a financial advisor is just someone who tells you to open a bank account?
      A doctor is just someone who tells you to take an aspirin?

    • @manz007
      @manz007 3 ปีที่แล้ว +33

      @@williampennjr.4448 I do see there is something ....but the guy can't actually explain it very well especially due to the judges interrupting and plus him making those awful hand gestures to explain things...... I understand that People Rip off people who dont know anything about the thing(such a vehicle) .....i just wish he explained it well.... Offcourse i do think he shouldve also talked about things like sending photos and not just about services on the phone.

    • @rosco3
      @rosco3 3 ปีที่แล้ว +35

      @@williampennjr.4448 they are clearly different... this guy business doesn't give you any information you already don't have and it's trying to make you pay for it.
      You don't need a financial advisor to open a simple bank account or a doctor to take a OTC headache medication.
      Not even to count that a doctor actually examines you the better equivalent would be you call someone and says "My head hurts" and their response is "Go see a doctor". It added nothing to you

    • @onradioactivewaves
      @onradioactivewaves 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Maybe the money part comes first.

  • @MoreConsole
    @MoreConsole 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1996

    Customer: I can't see.
    Kar Doctor: Open your eyes.

    • @OfficialLegend
      @OfficialLegend 2 ปีที่แล้ว +51

      £1.50 please

    • @guillerbrady9261
      @guillerbrady9261 2 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      Are you that bored at home you are surfing all sorts of random videos? Been seeing you in the Comments everywhere lately 😂.
      Big fan since D1 days bro 🤙

    • @tboytheasian7894
      @tboytheasian7894 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Money please now

    • @Zurrke
      @Zurrke 2 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Tf are you doing here mate - probably same as me 😂 fell down a rabbit hole

    • @NathanL11
      @NathanL11 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I love reading these comments 😂

  • @andrewhaines3259
    @andrewhaines3259 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +14

    I used Servicing Stop a few years ago, to fix my Clio Sport. This was a company invested in by Dragons, so one thougthit would be a good thing. They collected my vehicle and it was, apparently, fixed, but they returned it with a broken drivers seat. I rang and complained. They sent about four "heavies" down to find out what my issue was. I explained the issues to which they denied all knowledge and refused to back down. NEVER believe that the dragons know what they are investing in!

  • @Finkelfunk
    @Finkelfunk 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

    "Yes hello I have car troubles"
    "Take it to the garage, that will be 5 bucks."
    Gee I wonder why that idea hasn't taken off.

  • @MohiZidano
    @MohiZidano 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1778

    Costumer: "I'm depressed"
    TherapistDoctor: "Cheer up mate"

    • @drewb1263
      @drewb1263 4 ปีที่แล้ว +38

      Ive given you a like and a comment as i think your comment is a bit underrated and i quite enjoyed it

    • @MohiZidano
      @MohiZidano 4 ปีที่แล้ว +35

      @@drewb1263 This is probably the nicest compliment I got in my life

    • @drewb1263
      @drewb1263 4 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      @@MohiZidano no worries, i only come for the comments and i think people should get the recognition they deserve for often underrated genius

    • @TVSOUNDSYSTEM
      @TVSOUNDSYSTEM 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      😂😂😂😂😂

    • @dash2240
      @dash2240 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      I don't think The rapist doctor would be able to give you much advice on that, he could probably give you something else though

  • @blacsheep19
    @blacsheep19 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1754

    Damn Peters quick maths turned that man into a mumbling wreck,forget kardoctor he needed an actual doctor after this

    • @TomorrowWeLive
      @TomorrowWeLive 4 ปีที่แล้ว +128

      Kwik mafs

    • @kittok2489
      @kittok2489 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Peter can't add up

    • @kait2972
      @kait2972 4 ปีที่แล้ว +50

      He needs a doctor-doctor first to tell him to visit a doctor

    • @christaylor3911
      @christaylor3911 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      kit blue are you sure?

    • @adwoamk8918
      @adwoamk8918 4 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      The maths was wrong 7.50 an hr for an average day is not £21,000 annually.

  • @theEphraimLevine
    @theEphraimLevine 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    Whenever I'm felling a bit down I always watch this. Never fails to cheer me up!

  • @scotthall9573
    @scotthall9573 ปีที่แล้ว +17

    sometimes I need to come back to this just to cheer myself up 😂

    • @kimberlydavis7322
      @kimberlydavis7322 ปีที่แล้ว

      That's how I feel about stable table

    • @scotthall9573
      @scotthall9573 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@kimberlydavis7322 such a classic 🤣

  • @Tony36271
    @Tony36271 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1440

    “My cars broke down.”
    “Take it to a garage.”

    • @SquareWaveHeaven
      @SquareWaveHeaven 4 ปีที่แล้ว +68

      "That'll be a tenner please!"

    • @jckedwards65
      @jckedwards65 4 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      Please put your pubic chest hair away in your profile picture

    • @glishteach
      @glishteach 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      We don't say 'my cars broke down'!

    • @rasta7655
      @rasta7655 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@jckedwards65 your nice

    • @jckedwards65
      @jckedwards65 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@rasta7655 nah, I'm considerate

  • @ianrae1546
    @ianrae1546 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1843

    Customer: “I’m hungry”
    DinnerDoctor Advisor: “Cook a meal”

    • @moosevision8113
      @moosevision8113 4 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      customer: "my dog wont eat"
      Petdoctor: "call a vet"

    • @brightington7080
      @brightington7080 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      No it's not cook a meal... It's eat a meal

    • @kait2972
      @kait2972 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      You're too generous. This muppet doesn't even advise you how you can solve the problem. His answer would be "go to a restaurant".

    • @tiger3249
      @tiger3249 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Worst advice ever. The answer would be "eat". Cooking a meal isn't gonna help. Cooked a meal.. now what?

    • @ianrae1546
      @ianrae1546 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Hmmmmm 🤔🤔🤔
      Some good points raised.
      Phone the EatDoctor.
      EatDoctor advisor: “Eat the meal you just cooked”.
      Sorted!

  • @Dekoherence-ii8pw
    @Dekoherence-ii8pw 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

    2:10 R U f'ing KIDDING?! You're going to tell him to take it to the garage?!!! Hahahahaha, that's hilarious. That's mental.

    • @beeble2003
      @beeble2003 12 วันที่ผ่านมา

      Well, that's the fundamental flaw in the business idea. Anybody who needs this kind of advice isn't going to have the tools or materials to repair the car themselves, so their only option is going to be to take it to the garage.

  • @sallyal5266
    @sallyal5266 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    I'm not riding in this car mate! I'm out...! 🤣🤣 Go on Duncan 😂😂

  • @badassgaming6724
    @badassgaming6724 4 ปีที่แล้ว +702

    Customer: "I'm deaf"
    Doctor: "Listen mate.."

    • @azymunky2196
      @azymunky2196 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAH

    • @munchaking1896
      @munchaking1896 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Why would a deaf person use a phone?

    • @rickybobby38
      @rickybobby38 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@munchaking1896
      Face time, Skype & any number of other video call apps ... Today's mobile devices aren't just limited to voice calls

    • @gaiaiulia
      @gaiaiulia 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Too funny!

    • @tezzymurphy8730
      @tezzymurphy8730 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Nice to meet you deaf!

  • @DamagedSoda
    @DamagedSoda 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1586

    I love how Duncan is out, but still tells him to bring the other guy up to have more fun at his expense.

    • @raghu5657
      @raghu5657 2 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      😂😂😂

    • @daithiocinnsealach3173
      @daithiocinnsealach3173 2 ปีที่แล้ว +104

      The other guy saved him some embarrassment tbh. He actually did have the figures correct. I was expecting him not to know either 😬

    • @philofthesouth6019
      @philofthesouth6019 2 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      Duncan BANTERtyne

    • @FaceSwapOfficial
      @FaceSwapOfficial 2 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      to be fair i think duncan was trying to alleviate the stress and anxiety he was having

    • @charisselinnell-morton4137
      @charisselinnell-morton4137 ปีที่แล้ว

      Lol 😂

  • @matthewhartley4288
    @matthewhartley4288 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

    I'd just fart and walk out after all the dragons say no what else have you got to lose 😅

  • @fluim0102
    @fluim0102 ปีที่แล้ว +32

    Am I the only one who actually thinks this is still a very solid idea. Garages are known to rip you off. If before or during a visit to a garage you can get someone knowledgable to advice you about if it's X then it should not cost more than Y and so on... You will definitely able to save money.

    • @bahamasc
      @bahamasc 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      Well this is why its good to have freinds who are knowledgeable in trades. A mechanic, tech, nurse, lawyer etc. Or develop a relationship with a mechanic who you can always turn to for advice. Many times a second opinion saves you lots of money.

    • @phaedrapage4217
      @phaedrapage4217 15 วันที่ผ่านมา +3

      ​@@bahamasc Exactly. You just gotta be one of those "I've got a guy for that" type guys. Or know the guy who knows the guys. Always have friends in professions other than your own, and always be willing to advise them when you're their "guy for that"

  • @dataharvestingbot
    @dataharvestingbot 2 ปีที่แล้ว +666

    Me: "hello, my car is broken"
    KarDr: "sounds broken, that'll be £24.99 plus VAT"

    • @MegaJacko4
      @MegaJacko4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Sounds broken! 🤣🤣🤣

  • @ccjh0806
    @ccjh0806 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1425

    This guy actually looked like Duncan's evil twin

    • @shubhamagrawal1397
      @shubhamagrawal1397 3 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      underrrrrrated comment!! I thought the same

    • @sammyleet03
      @sammyleet03 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      hahahahahaha he actually does as well 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @paularkins6039
      @paularkins6039 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Named Hugo......Lives in the Family Home Attic😂

    • @nifralo2752
      @nifralo2752 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      His son hes like 30 years younger than Dinocan Bannatyne

    • @tonestones9445
      @tonestones9445 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Hilarious mate

  • @MakingEndsMeet_JudysStopNShop
    @MakingEndsMeet_JudysStopNShop ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Anybody else picture him dressed up like a vampire? He has like the perfect face hairline shape of his head to be a perfect vampire on Halloween

  • @tomhaskett5161
    @tomhaskett5161 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    "Doctor, my arm hurts when I lift it up"
    "Well, don't do it!"

  • @chukksy
    @chukksy 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4668

    He should've stated that he will advice the most affordable and suitable garage for each problem specifically. Also, he would be considered a free help line, so he wouldn't charge people for the advice. Instead, he would arrange a deal with different garages to get income from each client he sends to them. That would be somewhat feasible.

    • @RayCray924
      @RayCray924 2 ปีที่แล้ว +182

      Better idea but don't garages basically do the same thing? Its not like you go to specific garages for specific issues.

    • @chukksy
      @chukksy 2 ปีที่แล้ว +295

      @@RayCray924 There are exceptions. Like one garage can repair your engine but cannot repair electronics. Or change tires, but no AC refill. Or external paint works. Even official car dealer services do not fix everything in one place.

    • @RayCray924
      @RayCray924 2 ปีที่แล้ว +33

      @@chukksy Ohh gotchu

    • @steffenf.7031
      @steffenf.7031 2 ปีที่แล้ว +208

      If the money isn't coming from the person with car trouble, then that person becomes the commodity being sold.
      If he is paid by the garages per customer he sends their way, then his incentive is not to suggest the cheapest or best place, but whatever sleazy place that pays him the most.
      Any business has as their first priority to keep their customers happy.
      If you're not paying, you're not the customer. Your satisfaction and happiness will not be the priority.

    • @chukksy
      @chukksy 2 ปีที่แล้ว +59

      @@steffenf.7031 yeah, but still sounds better than "let's charge people for an advice to go the garage "

  • @yap7353
    @yap7353 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1725

    Customer: I’m having a heart attack
    HeartDoctor: Don’t do that, mate

    • @deunclebros
      @deunclebros 4 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @acesigma06
      @acesigma06 4 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      HeartDoctor “I think you’re having a heart attack”
      *click*

    • @wetlettuce4768
      @wetlettuce4768 4 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      @@acesigma06 Heartdoctor wouldn't hang up the call they have to milk that £1.50/minute when their client pops their clogs...

    • @natelegancecarnival
      @natelegancecarnival 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

    • @hash4700
      @hash4700 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      This is my favourite one 😂😂😂

  • @austinjennings2826
    @austinjennings2826 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    "He needs a check up, from the neck up." is a great line.

  • @LuckyLukeNZ
    @LuckyLukeNZ ปีที่แล้ว +12

    We have a similar service in my country that’s run by the AA (Automobile Association) and it’s actually really popular. Where he’s gone wrong is how he’s pitched it, the service the AA provides gives advice on anything car related. How to deal with poor workmanship, faulty vehicles where the car dealer is being difficult, exorbitant repair bills, over zealous vehicle inspections… the lot.

  • @52andattitude48
    @52andattitude48 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1363

    Customer: “I’m homeless”
    Kardoctor: “Just buy a house”

  • @andrewdevine3920
    @andrewdevine3920 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1648

    He should have come straight out and said this is a way to avoid being scammed in garages. A real problem that he's offering a solution to.

    • @BenKellyMusic92
      @BenKellyMusic92 4 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      Google exists for that exact reason.

    • @andrewdevine3920
      @andrewdevine3920 4 ปีที่แล้ว +180

      @@BenKellyMusic92 You could say that about pretty much anything.

    • @Wally-H
      @Wally-H 4 ปีที่แล้ว +40

      There is an online version of the business he was trying to create here, where you can live chat to mechanics. He should have gone down that route, it would have worked better I think, even years ago when this programme was made. By holding multiple online chats with customers he could have avoided employing staff

    • @Tomfissh
      @Tomfissh 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      @@andrewdevine3920 Yes, you can. Because it's such a good search engine.

    • @sikkepossu
      @sikkepossu 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@theefierysummons Hmmm... Where is that? I have never heard about such garage.

  • @edydossantos
    @edydossantos 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    Poor guy. He doesn't even know what he's up too, his pitch was horrific, they way he negotiates is despicable. Not a businessman at all. He's an opportunist.

  • @robotraptor3369
    @robotraptor3369 4 ปีที่แล้ว +470

    Customer: "I cant access my bank account"
    Bankdoctor: "call your bank"

    • @MrSaemichlaus
      @MrSaemichlaus 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Better yet:
      "Give us your information, we'll try it out"

  • @Activated_Complex
    @Activated_Complex 3 ปีที่แล้ว +825

    Their slogan could be, “Cut the middleman IN not OUT!”

    • @theg35project50
      @theg35project50 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      🤣🤣🤣

    • @trustnoone9931
      @trustnoone9931 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      😂😂😂😂😂😂

    • @dwiftingwithshiny1895
      @dwiftingwithshiny1895 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      hes not a middleman, he gets paid whether or not u go to the garage. its about advice and advocating for the customer. consumer distrust in mechanics is a very real problem.

    • @BEBAY
      @BEBAY 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      This is underrated lol hilarious

  • @alibee1978
    @alibee1978 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    peter jones hitting him with he figures was hilarious lol

  • @snowgoose3418
    @snowgoose3418 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    Or even which garage's to go to in specific areas, is quality assurance!!!!! He has a good idea, problem was packaging and articulation

  • @deathbystereo-
    @deathbystereo- 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1040

    The producers wanted a laugh putting this guy on 🤣

    • @Jim-so3zm
      @Jim-so3zm 3 ปีที่แล้ว +34

      @@Nate-uf4xk Except that this guy isn't Einstein

    • @dossieinvalertsdossie2231
      @dossieinvalertsdossie2231 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      😂😂. Thanks for another laugh

    • @vivs9314
      @vivs9314 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Nate Einstein was a natural genius, this guy...

    • @tamninja
      @tamninja 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Einstein can do his maths.

    • @Claire6y
      @Claire6y 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Oh, they're laughing all right, cause the producers of this show just made more than 150,000 in ad revenue from all us watching this. Watch surveillance capitalism.

  • @Josh23_
    @Josh23_ 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3257

    If anyone wants an update, the company dissolved in 2010 and he hasn't tweeted since 2016.. Possibly the worst pitch I've ever seen on Dragons Den.

    • @doritocrispy5008
      @doritocrispy5008 2 ปีที่แล้ว +158

      fukin gold mate, I was looking for that. although tbh with you I think they haven't even let him speak lol.

    • @eleanorlyndon865
      @eleanorlyndon865 2 ปีที่แล้ว +36

      Yeah I looked into it as well. I wonder what he is doing with himself.

    • @breezyway9387
      @breezyway9387 2 ปีที่แล้ว +193

      Hes at the local pub and hes got a mini van delivering car parts

    • @rc2k524
      @rc2k524 2 ปีที่แล้ว +255

      @@breezyway9387 that sounds like a 10x better and more profitable business

    • @Ussybussymann
      @Ussybussymann 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Elite from you mate

  • @regwatson2017
    @regwatson2017 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

    Haha. That would be quickest 150,000 quid you'd ever lose if you invested. He'd probably stay in business for a week before he had a complete meltdown and closed the office down. He registered "Kardoctor" but has since closed it down. At least the shirt was worth a couple of quid !

  • @kellyfulwider9357
    @kellyfulwider9357 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    when you are so rich you dont even know when the garage is scamming you

  • @peterinfamilyguy
    @peterinfamilyguy 4 ปีที่แล้ว +580

    Customer: "My car is making a weird noise"
    CarDoctor: "You've shaken me, hold on for a minute"

    • @felinemiow7066
      @felinemiow7066 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Lol 😂 😂 😂

    • @monkeyskatan
      @monkeyskatan 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      🤣🤣🤣

    • @mattzonca4230
      @mattzonca4230 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Customer: "I've become my own Doctor! And now to that manual in the glove boot!"

  • @nathanbarnes8535
    @nathanbarnes8535 4 ปีที่แล้ว +818

    Customer: Every time I drink tea I get a pain in my right eye
    This guy: try taking the spoon out of the cup

    • @jayteamoriarty-writer7534
      @jayteamoriarty-writer7534 4 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      10/10 advice, it worked. Would remove soon again.

    • @PolitischTourette
      @PolitischTourette 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      ..

    • @robmarrin6720
      @robmarrin6720 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      🤣🤣🤣 The old ones are the best 👍

    • @eval_is_evil
      @eval_is_evil 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Lmao british humour is the best

    • @eval_is_evil
      @eval_is_evil 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @SavageArfad a guy walks in to a doctor' office ,the doctor says he is very sick, the guy says he wants a second opinion,the doctor says that he's ugly too

  • @JohnDoe-yg2eu
    @JohnDoe-yg2eu 2 ปีที่แล้ว +29

    Customer: "My house is too dark."
    BulbDoctor: "Try turning the lights on, mate."
    Customer: "Cheers, BulbDoctor!"
    BulbDoctor: "That's £24.99 plus VAT mate."

  • @RichMye-wx1ob
    @RichMye-wx1ob 12 วันที่ผ่านมา

    "My third cylinder is bad...."
    "Did you try turning your car off and on again"😁

  • @adamhartley8244
    @adamhartley8244 3 ปีที่แล้ว +890

    So he's designed a system, via a phone call to narrow down what's up with your car so you can go to the garage and say what's up with your car.

    • @rohilthomson
      @rohilthomson 3 ปีที่แล้ว +127

      Seems even more redundant when put into text.

    • @Fiskie666
      @Fiskie666 3 ปีที่แล้ว +74

      Or perhaps a system to negotiate with the garage over a presumable diagnose of the problem xD And try to safe you money.
      'Sorry wait a minute, I will give you the phone, he will explain'
      Can you imagine how pissed the worker at the garage will get before even looking into your car? xDD

    • @jellafella6957
      @jellafella6957 3 ปีที่แล้ว +97

      To be fair, the part he said in the beginning about preventing garage scams makes sense. A lot of places who can tell you're not car literate will be happy to charge you for the extra headlight fluid. (Headlight fluid is a joke, but at least in America, they'll tack on a bunch of unnecessary fluid changes and part replacements.)

    • @quark_E
      @quark_E 3 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      I mean it's basically webmd for cars

    • @mollykeane2571
      @mollykeane2571 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@jellafella6957 I was thinking the same and as he’s from that world he’ll know all the scams. I reckon having him on your side whilst at the garage would be reassuring to say the least. You’re paying for his protection in a way...and for that reason...Duncan’s going to take the piss out of you.

  • @clintaustin2817
    @clintaustin2817 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    He had an idea, he liked his idea, he sold himself the idea..
    The dragons saved him from himself.

  • @JayPine1357
    @JayPine1357 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

    Peter Pettigew is just trying to raise money for Lord Voldemort

  • @leesawford
    @leesawford 3 ปีที่แล้ว +269

    ‘There’s something wrong with my car’ - ‘ok- take it to the garage mate , that’ll be 1pound fifty’ -‘ thanks mate’.

    • @w33bghoulsan79
      @w33bghoulsan79 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      10 pounds. Mister Howard cleared that up

    • @juanmanu9652
      @juanmanu9652 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      He did say it was a tenner to call but if he told the customer that they would simply hang up !! :-)

  • @MisfitHaole
    @MisfitHaole 3 ปีที่แล้ว +643

    The second hand embarrassment I get from this is crushing😂

    • @750count
      @750count 2 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Yes
      There is a certain amount of pain involved here
      I am actually watching these to toughen myself up for a pitch (not to the sharks)
      You have to be ready, you have to have your numbers together or suffer as some of these people do

    • @Tasha25681
      @Tasha25681 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      I have to keep pausing DD when pitches go wrong because people get so egotistical and arrogant I just can't it's so cringe!

    • @isitoveryet9525
      @isitoveryet9525 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      It’s truly painful watching the Doc at work 😭

    • @daithiocinnsealach3173
      @daithiocinnsealach3173 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Just keep yourself in the Dragons' persepctive

    • @claranadine1086
      @claranadine1086 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I just came to comment about the horrible second hand embarrassment XD

  • @joerafferty3248
    @joerafferty3248 2 วันที่ผ่านมา

    Caller: "My house is on fire!"
    House Doctor: "Call the fire brigade luv".

  • @Yorksbloke
    @Yorksbloke 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    A car crash interview in both senses

  • @closetolastt8922
    @closetolastt8922 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1031

    Customer: "What is the average price of a new clutch?"
    CarDoctor: "875 pounds, sorry, 874... sorry, that's, not.. ok, so, £7.50 plus labour is.. sorry, you've really shaken me, please hold for my financial director, Howard."

    • @ICT-Utopia
      @ICT-Utopia 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      😹😹😹😹

    • @basstrammel1322
      @basstrammel1322 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @Bartosz Bartoszewski So what? We can't make fun of a 10 year old bad pitch?

    • @mischief8006
      @mischief8006 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      @@basstrammel1322 no u cant. Have some respect. He died 9 years ago. Brakes failed

    • @kiradotee
      @kiradotee 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@mischief8006 you serious? Link?

    • @vedadhodzic16
      @vedadhodzic16 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@mischief8006 that's kinda ... ironic

  • @michael6255
    @michael6255 4 ปีที่แล้ว +292

    I thought this was a spoof at first.
    “My cars been stolen”
    “aye mate, you’ll have to call the police”

    • @Darryl14ful
      @Darryl14ful 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @josephstalin6327
      @josephstalin6327 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      That’ll be a hundred dollars for the advice

  • @lostnamenowwhoami
    @lostnamenowwhoami ปีที่แล้ว +5

    His accountant looks like his dad

  • @KerryNeeds
    @KerryNeeds ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Peter absolutely slayed with his mental arithmetic 😂

  • @commanderkeen3787
    @commanderkeen3787 3 ปีที่แล้ว +308

    This is such an idiotic business idea. I can imagine 99% of calls made between CarDoctor and the garages to end in "Well mate you haven't even seen the car, so stop wasting our time"

    • @ixopo6715
      @ixopo6715 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      If I had a funny noise coming from the back of my car and told my garage to do a diagnostic MOT they would roll their eyes and burst out laughing.

    • @ze89412
      @ze89412 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@ixopo6715 they’d probably still do it

    • @attoboi9763
      @attoboi9763 2 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      I'm pretty sure the point of this call line would be a situation like this "the garage is telling me my power steering is out, they are charging me 489$, is that fair for the job?"
      Costs the person to call a few bucks, might save $300 on the cost of the work
      I think that's the point of this

    • @nekilik3374
      @nekilik3374 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@attoboi9763 I think that will be other way around. He will sent you to garage owned by his parter or friend and in that garage they will charge you 500 instead of 300.

    • @attoboi9763
      @attoboi9763 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@nekilik3374 very possible that it would be abused quickly like that

  • @danielm1317
    @danielm1317 4 ปีที่แล้ว +340

    When he was coming out. I thought he was wearing a prisoner outfit.

    • @ENGABU1
      @ENGABU1 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      When he said he worked in a garage!
      Jones should have said "was it really...or were you just making number plates?"

    • @rizzlekix640
      @rizzlekix640 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Same

  • @nickydaviesnsdpharms3084
    @nickydaviesnsdpharms3084 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    This made my day, I needed a good laugh! LMFAO Peter Jones dropping logic bombs!

  • @christopherrankine1364
    @christopherrankine1364 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    Customer: ‘My car won’t start’
    Car Doctor: ‘Do you have keys?’
    That’s £40.

  • @KTSpeedruns
    @KTSpeedruns 3 ปีที่แล้ว +519

    When Lee said “I haven’t done research”, I expected someone to interrupt with “I’m out.”

    • @Scapemaster00
      @Scapemaster00 3 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      Definitely would've seen that in Shark Tank, but I feel the Dragons are altogether too polite. To even try to work though a scenario with this scammer was too kind.

    • @1990unknownuser
      @1990unknownuser 3 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      He said he hasn’t done the research to be shot down, which means he has done the research. Nobody interrupted because they actually listened to what he said

    • @Lonzoballz
      @Lonzoballz 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Didn’t he say “i haven’t done the research to be shot down on day 1”

    • @Jay-bi8vz
      @Jay-bi8vz 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      We all know Jenny would 😂

  • @bensmith5612
    @bensmith5612 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1322

    It’s already been done. It’s called Google, mate.

    • @YoungenColin
      @YoungenColin 4 ปีที่แล้ว +53

      As well as online forums for free.

    • @matekochkoch
      @matekochkoch 4 ปีที่แล้ว +33

      There is one problem with Google, you have to know how to ask the right questions. And for a complete layman it is very difficult to make those and than to decide what answer could be the right one.

    • @jameswilson5958
      @jameswilson5958 4 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      You need to call him and he has to tell you to go to google

    • @aibabesfun
      @aibabesfun 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      I think this is a old one

    • @readysteadywhoa
      @readysteadywhoa 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Even if he was just using Google to help people over the phone, he's still doomed. Somehow he doesn't realize that helplines only work when you only need expertise on one end of the call. Also, he's a rude dick.

  • @petenrita
    @petenrita ปีที่แล้ว +6

    AAA Premium service . $160 a year. Includes four tows within 300km; garages are pre approved and checked out.

  • @baobo67
    @baobo67 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    He expects people to pay for that example advise ie."Take it to the garage or dealer."
    "I have been dealing with hassel for twenty years." No doubt.

  • @chesterlester5770
    @chesterlester5770 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1023

    Moral of the story:
    “Oh no my cars broken down, I dunno what to do”
    **rings up this guy**
    “My cars broken down, what do I do?”
    “Take it to a garage”
    “K” 😐

    • @anxiahh3772
      @anxiahh3772 3 ปีที่แล้ว +35

      That’ll be 10 pounds

    • @44unda
      @44unda 3 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      You obviously don't understand his business concept. It's like having a mechanic as a friend who can advise you on repairs and give you a way to check and see if your getting ripped off by shady mechanics. I guess I don't blame you, it was a terrible presentation

    • @chesterlester5770
      @chesterlester5770 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@44unda I mean I kinda get it but it’s pointless putting investment in, it’s useless nowadays and more effort than taking your car to the nearby garage
      Edit: if it was a website it would make sense, not a phone call

    • @samael5200
      @samael5200 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      GAWAGE

    • @njml4178
      @njml4178 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@44unda you can google or watch a TH-cam video

  • @peterd788
    @peterd788 4 ปีที่แล้ว +689

    Company was dissolved in 2010.

    • @livewell453
      @livewell453 4 ปีที่แล้ว +59

      Mass Debater under rated comment

    • @jamiebatchelor21
      @jamiebatchelor21 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Mass Debater yes exactly

    • @Niallacus
      @Niallacus 4 ปีที่แล้ว +130

      Call a Liquidator mate

    • @ricky4mel
      @ricky4mel 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I'm in we're do I sign up oh I can't

    • @leboeuf05
      @leboeuf05 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      I wonder why? 😁

  • @TimpBizkit
    @TimpBizkit 25 วันที่ผ่านมา

    "My car engine's not purring nicely"
    "Looks like you need a replacement cat mate"

  • @rickoep3
    @rickoep3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    This is the best pitch ever 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 absolutely hilarious

  • @mparryuk52
    @mparryuk52 4 ปีที่แล้ว +533

    Company folded in 2010 with £8k debts, shame because my car has been making a knocking sound and I was looking for their number 🤔🚙

    • @HPTeguh
      @HPTeguh 4 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      Just turn up the radio for "Turn Up the Radio" by Autograph, mate

    • @kage2701
      @kage2701 3 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      To be fair 8k debt isn't that bad. I paid 145k for a 50% stake in my business. If it went tits up right now then I'd be out about 60k 😂

    • @lord_scrubington
      @lord_scrubington 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I can provide you with some spot on advice

    • @anubusx
      @anubusx 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      It's scary that it lasted that long.

    • @kevfrombutterley
      @kevfrombutterley 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      You might be better phoning Duncan Bannatyne by the look of it

  • @shikshanhindi8769
    @shikshanhindi8769 3 ปีที่แล้ว +426

    Peter is sharp at the maths.

    • @moh5938
      @moh5938 3 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      He did some basic maths and used common sense. Nothing crazy really

    • @elijahcarrillo2358
      @elijahcarrillo2358 3 ปีที่แล้ว +50

      @@moh5938 yea but he's fast

    • @alexnolannet
      @alexnolannet 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      he's got a hidden calculator

    • @thedragonhouse4991
      @thedragonhouse4991 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      @@alexnolannet yeah his brain

    • @ThePrimeMinisterOfTheBlock
      @ThePrimeMinisterOfTheBlock 3 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      You don't reach his level of success without learning a few tricks.