The Acolyte Finale - The Nightmare Is Finally Over!

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  • @mikewaterfield3599
    @mikewaterfield3599 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +16547

    The stupidity of one, the arrogance of two, the hubris of Disney!

    • @xopath9204
      @xopath9204 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +313

      This wins the internet today.

    • @mattpovah5952
      @mattpovah5952 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +49

      Awesome

    • @streetridersss8360
      @streetridersss8360 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +53

      Introducing Plagueis the cheater, a final nail in the coffin!

    • @genzboomer-sv3pl
      @genzboomer-sv3pl 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +33

      goated comment 🤣

    • @DanielKwan
      @DanielKwan 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +76

      disssneeeeyyyyyy

  • @Scottdg93
    @Scottdg93 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +13965

    Turns out the tragedy of Darth Plagueis the wise was him being put into the Acolyte.

    • @leomulholland3
      @leomulholland3 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +229

      🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @spiffygonzales5160
      @spiffygonzales5160 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +395

      Is it possible to learn this power?
      "Not from a Jedi..."
      Thank God! For a second I was actually considering joining you! Jedi it is!

    • @palpatinethesenatehog7086
      @palpatinethesenatehog7086 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +163

      For the last time, this show never happened!

    • @ipostthings4996
      @ipostthings4996 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +38

      Best comment 🤣🤣🤣

    • @nicholasmurray7505
      @nicholasmurray7505 5 หลายเดือนก่อน

      They destroyed the EU and the entire Plagueis Novel which is my favorite book of all time to put him in this piece of shit. FUCK OFF. For what so now he can no longer be the wise and powerful sith he was originally but now instead got his idea to create life from witches and threads great love to see it.

  • @StriderAnarchy99
    @StriderAnarchy99 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +4016

    Don’t smile because it’s over, cry because it happened.

    • @inactivehorse9753
      @inactivehorse9753 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +62

      On God!

    • @lukeyznaga7627
      @lukeyznaga7627 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +27

      ahahahahahhahahahaa!

    • @arekpetrosian4965
      @arekpetrosian4965 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +31

      I say do both.

    • @ereini0n
      @ereini0n 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +7

      😂

    • @deejay8ch
      @deejay8ch 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +7

      😂😂

  • @MarioB87
    @MarioB87 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +250

    Squid game guy in my opinion, delivered the best acting out of the whole cast. And he had to learn English to play the role😂

  • @grumpyweds443
    @grumpyweds443 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +3944

    Both Maye and Osha are flippant, gullible traitors who switch sides based on their own selfish needs. The most unlikeable "protagonists" ever.

    • @LOCATION_REDACTED
      @LOCATION_REDACTED 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +271

      Strong women, every decision they make is right.

    • @GreyDeathVaccine
      @GreyDeathVaccine 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +115

      @@LOCATION_REDACTED Right.... for themselves. 🙂

    • @Captain_Mulligan
      @Captain_Mulligan 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +124

      Sounds about like every woman Ive ever known hahahaha. Points for realism, Leslie

    • @MacBreezyy
      @MacBreezyy 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +137

      Not to mention the actor in laying their characters doesn’t have a single ounce of talent to differentiate between the two. God she was dreadful I found myself laughing at her tears and rolling my eyes when she does/says anything serious. Talentless doesn’t begin to describe It.

    • @FrancSchiphorst
      @FrancSchiphorst 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +20

      Xtagonists?

  • @TheLeadElite
    @TheLeadElite 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +6787

    Millions of dollars down the drain all to satisfy the ego of a rich man’s daughter who wanted her own propaganda fanfiction flick.

    • @samuelademeso9041
      @samuelademeso9041 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +569

      as well as a Lesbian version Harvey Weinstein

    • @martindenham2207
      @martindenham2207 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +142

      I haven't watched the show but what you said is the impression I got from the criticism of it.

    • @SunnyLovetts
      @SunnyLovetts 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +53

      Accurate.

    • @desmondjefferson2127
      @desmondjefferson2127 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +134

      Almost like LeBron telling his son he can play at a level he clearly can't. Bronny & Leslie Blockhead need to go back to school or some minor league places, because they aren't ready for the pros, no matter HOW rich their daddies are!!

    • @Will21st
      @Will21st 5 หลายเดือนก่อน

      excuse me LH is the member of an oppressed minority, don't you know....

  • @HeathenSWolf
    @HeathenSWolf 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +2059

    I'm so sorry for the Squid Games guy. He didn't deserve starring in it.

    • @CoolHardLogic
      @CoolHardLogic 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +345

      Indeed, he put in the effort to learn a new language, and seems to be a decent actor compared to the lumps of wood he was alongside.

    • @fruitloops2058
      @fruitloops2058 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +52

      I knew I recognised his face... he was great in Squid Game too... (Hope S2 is good.)

    • @nasis18
      @nasis18 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +161

      Lee Jung-jae is a good actor. He was the only decent actor in this stupid show.

    • @62swordsmen
      @62swordsmen 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +139

      I feel so bad for him, imagine learning a whole language just to have his first experience with the language being a giant dumpster fire like the Acolyte

    • @segalliongaming8925
      @segalliongaming8925 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +37

      @@nasis18 Exactly. I'm sure Lee Jung-jae's international career isn't over just yet, as the professional reviewers on Rotten Tomatoes are still very positive on this series.

  • @hydraulichydra8363
    @hydraulichydra8363 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +429

    The furry's betrayal made the least sense. He literally risked his life to stop her in the previous episode and had absolutely no reason to switch sides.

    • @AETERNA-PASSIO
      @AETERNA-PASSIO 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +30

      they got their episode count slashed so they had to tie up all loose ends, no matter how poorly, due to the ending episode.

    • @goldenhaze6880
      @goldenhaze6880 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      Exactly 😂😂😂

    • @lokithecat7225
      @lokithecat7225 5 หลายเดือนก่อน

      It realized, as a Furry, that it could get some discount Twin Puss.
      Isn't that why anyone works with Amanblah?

    • @Duomaxwell02M
      @Duomaxwell02M 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

      @hydraulichydra8363 Any way he's related to General Hux?

    • @williamflowers9435
      @williamflowers9435 5 หลายเดือนก่อน

      The best explanation I can come up with is Bazil was trying to prevent Sol from shooting Mae down

  • @DOOMStudios
    @DOOMStudios 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +9159

    I don’t even go watch Star Wars products anymore I just watch TH-cam videos on it.

    • @someonesome-h8f
      @someonesome-h8f 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +10

      Part II
      th-cam.com/video/aQeaztXRhIM/w-d-xo.html

    • @Usergirl1989
      @Usergirl1989 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +41

      same :D

    • @ereini0n
      @ereini0n 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +27

      Same

    • @StressLevel100
      @StressLevel100 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +54

      Doesn't everyone now hahah

    • @scientist1417
      @scientist1417 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +12

      Same

  • @kingDowahs
    @kingDowahs 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +1660

    Palpatine: Did you ever hear the tragedy of Darth Plagueis the wise?
    Anakin: What that Homeless Guy who lived in a cave?

    • @ge2719
      @ge2719 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +135

      who apparently is like smeagle because he just awkwardly leans against rocks, touching them as he peers at people.
      i thought he was supposed to a powerful intelligent being. they have him acting like a cave troll.

    • @Dansgretski
      @Dansgretski 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +73

      @@ge2719 you just about said it, Plagueis would be intelligent and it would take an intelligent writer to do it properly, so they chose Smeagol

    • @streamsofarrogance4167
      @streamsofarrogance4167 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      😂

    • @tma2001
      @tma2001 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

      hey Gollum the Amazon sound stage is over there!

    • @347Jimmy
      @347Jimmy 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

      He could even influence the a TV show to create...
      ...'memberberries.

  • @spleenm
    @spleenm 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +693

    Darth Plagueis became The Wise by briefly observing the shiteshowe and wisely staying in the shadows.

    • @penske_material
      @penske_material 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +58

      he was taking notes from the shadows on what not to do lol

    • @Dreadeyeknight
      @Dreadeyeknight 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      How exactly do we know that was plaguies?

    • @XgoodbyeX
      @XgoodbyeX 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +7

      ​@@Dreadeyeknightbecause of lysley headland saying if she could make a second season it would have plaqueis and palpatine. Also disney does dumb shit like this all the time so it wouldn't be surprising.

  • @Mr._Anderpson
    @Mr._Anderpson 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +624

    Seeing the lightsaber change colors like a fucking mood ring makes me happy I didn't waste a minute watching this show.

    • @Press_goal
      @Press_goal 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +71

      I was laughing so hard when I saw that. It's great how technology just does whatever you want it to, and then never does it again.

    • @BotFisherman
      @BotFisherman 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +42

      The fuck does Mace Windu's saber mean in this context then lmao

    • @Mr._Anderpson
      @Mr._Anderpson 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +53

      @@BotFisherman Reach in that bag & hand me my lightsaber.
      Which one is yours?
      Its the one that says 'Bad Mutha Fucka".

    • @ericgoen6154
      @ericgoen6154 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      ​@@BotFisherman😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 u got dam point there..

    • @r1sing_prod1gy84
      @r1sing_prod1gy84 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +57

      Which is dumb because with that logic, anakins lightsaber would’ve changed colour
      A. When he killed the Tuskan Raiders
      B. When he attacked the Jedi temple
      C. When he fought obi-wan on mustafar
      Yet, somehow, it remained blue through all of that. Hmmm.

  • @StarWarsTheory
    @StarWarsTheory 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +2750

    Thank the maker it's finally over

    • @sunmaw108
      @sunmaw108 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +52

      Hi Theory

    • @TrashCanBananas
      @TrashCanBananas 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +94

      I need to re-watch the prequels to cleanse my palate

    • @Technotroni
      @Technotroni 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +24

      I pretend its a fan made series, and thats it.

    • @markgeorge2200
      @markgeorge2200 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

      You gotta do a video on how this messed up star wars lore even more!

    • @dearthofdoohickeys4703
      @dearthofdoohickeys4703 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +19

      You mean you’re NOT excited for a potential season 2?? 😱
      Yeah me neither

  • @chocolaterain5097
    @chocolaterain5097 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +1353

    Jeremy Jahns said it best. Disney buying Star Wars is like the Joker in the museum in the Keaton Batman. You've got this beautiful gallery full of lore and you just have your sticky paint covered hands of insanity all over the place.

    • @Lonovavir
      @Lonovavir 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +27

      It's like putting a fox in the chicken coop.

    • @bobdole3804
      @bobdole3804 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +30

      I'm honestly surprised by how much damage they managed to do in just the final episode alone.
      Like after the first seven I thought my expectations were rock bottom but they bought a drill and took me on a trip to the center of the earth with this one....

    • @some_random_guy_mk2
      @some_random_guy_mk2 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      ​@@Lonovavir while the foxhound is asleep apparently... 😮‍💨

    • @BearPawSwipe
      @BearPawSwipe 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

      That song slaps so hard though!

    • @PotatoePC
      @PotatoePC 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      Nice analogy. I get this one!!!

  • @ithinkiknowwhatiamdoing102
    @ithinkiknowwhatiamdoing102 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +887

    They really killed Sol, possibly the best performance in this total disaster of a show, AND they blame him for EVERYTHING. Man, fuck this show.

    • @aleksander8497
      @aleksander8497 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +177

      The only semi-interesting character. Condemned for being male.

    • @laraq07
      @laraq07 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +84

      I was mad enough to SPIT. I wasted hours of my life for this utter betrayal of the only decent character on this show. The twins are ... I have NO words for these 2 characters that switch motivations and characters at the drop of a hat. No, I'm wrong. They HAVE no characters.

    • @DramaticPizza
      @DramaticPizza 5 หลายเดือนก่อน

      you seriously believe he was the best pfffffff they were all dogshit xD

    • @fullinventoryproductions
      @fullinventoryproductions 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +7

      @@aleksander8497 I don't think he was condemned for being male, I personally think the show would be a lot better if Sol apologized for his mistakes and Osha still killed him. That would make a more interesting story, that Osha was so angry that she couldn't accept forgiveness. Idk tho.

    • @CrowRobo-Z
      @CrowRobo-Z 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +6

      But it was hinted that he was a PDF file so they gave that as an excuse to kill him off.

  • @What_do_I_Think
    @What_do_I_Think 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +216

    The point of this show was to destroy Good and uplift evil.
    The opposite what Star Wars was.

    • @robertofernandez7773
      @robertofernandez7773 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      Well. It kinda goes with the current state of society. Nothing surprising anymore ! At least the nightmare is over. Although star wars has died with it. Sad, very sad.

    • @What_do_I_Think
      @What_do_I_Think 4 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@robertofernandez7773 When you refer to the MAGA movement, yes, they want to destroy what is good.

    • @What_do_I_Think
      @What_do_I_Think 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      @@robertofernandez7773 If you refer to MAGA, yes they are trying to destroy society.

    • @What_do_I_Think
      @What_do_I_Think 4 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@robertofernandez7773 Yes Trumpf and his cult try to destroy society.

  • @ignaciomoreno9655
    @ignaciomoreno9655 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +828

    09:35:
    I can explain it:
    LH: I have an idea for Star Wars.
    KK: Ok, tell me.
    LH: Jedis bad, Sith good, man useless, woman the best evar.
    KK: Take this 180 millions.

    • @joshuasoobra2562
      @joshuasoobra2562 5 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Put a chic in it and make her gay!

    • @ThePsychoAnon
      @ThePsychoAnon 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +19

      Per episode 😂😂😂

    • @terencejay8845
      @terencejay8845 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +9

      I'm happy I saw the first three Star Warseses, then called it a day.

    • @romandaniels2415
      @romandaniels2415 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +15

      LH: Thanks! I’ll pocket about half of it, and use the rest for the show!

    • @funnybunnyh8303
      @funnybunnyh8303 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +15

      Responsible authorities should investigate the entire production team, this has to be some kind of money-laundering scheme.

  • @ArchangelExile
    @ArchangelExile 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +1101

    Her lightsaber turning red while activated is so stupid. So, at that moment, she "bled" her kyber crystal by using anger and the dark side which turned it from blue to red.
    If that's how it works, then why did Anakin's lightsaber stay blue the entire time he was fighting Obi-Wan on Mustafar? I'd say he was even angrier and in much more despair, so much so that he lost control and choked the one thing he loved the most and tried to save and tried to kill his mentor and father figure immediately after.
    This is another reason that Disney's bleeding the crystal BS is stupid and I dislike it so much.

    • @tsevgamesalot
      @tsevgamesalot 5 หลายเดือนก่อน

      They have no idea how anything in star wars works. They just keep making up crap. I'm glad this travesty has brought us all back together as a fandom though.

    • @zzzzzzzzzz_me
      @zzzzzzzzzz_me 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +37

      Pretty sure that's some Filoni BS though

    • @frizen9328
      @frizen9328 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +9

      Probably because the crystal was exposed. That's all I got.

    • @takuid
      @takuid 5 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@zzzzzzzzzz_me Filoni Star Wars is not real Star Wars. Helicopter lightsabers, force teleportation and invisibility, "bleeding" crystals that choose the wizard, I mean the Jedi, time travel in Star Wars and many other travesties are all from the mind of that hack.

    • @kraptastic333
      @kraptastic333 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +37

      I made a much less articulate comment regarding this, thanks for using the lore accurate words and citing an event like Anakin on Mustafar. Totally grossed me out seeing that reach. That was the best way to visualize internal struggle? Looking through the whole IP we find loads of lessons of how to demonstrate a character's inner conflicts. Sad

  • @Katetengen
    @Katetengen 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +413

    I honestly feel bad for Lee, as he was apparently a Star Wars fan as well. Even though English isn’t his first language he manages to be one of the best actors in the show, despite the awful script. I hope this project doesn’t ruin any future opportunities for him.

    • @samuelademeso9041
      @samuelademeso9041 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +27

      nah it wont hopefully plus he always far more on his game when he is acting in Koran movies and show than Hollywood abominations like acolyte

    • @richardphilpott1013
      @richardphilpott1013 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +45

      I pray he distances himself from this as much as possible and goes on to bigger and better things. Like, the Acolyte doesn't even get a mention on his CV. Lee just dusts himself off and carries on with life like nothing happened.

    • @roudkaross
      @roudkaross 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +31

      good for him his character got deleted, no chance he has to come back for season 2 and can cut his losses.

    • @anthonycurby4606
      @anthonycurby4606 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +6

      It would only take season 2 of squid game and theyd all be back in board.

    • @hex11144
      @hex11144 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +24

      Lee Jungjae is already very well established in Korea. He has no shortage of roles or money and he probably just did this for fun and/or to try and break into the western market. Either way he will be fine lol

  • @allenchance3200
    @allenchance3200 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +49

    "Whomever had a hand in writing this show should not be allowed within a nautical mile of a writer's room for the rest of their natural life." That's BIG facts right there!

    • @SeaOfTides
      @SeaOfTides 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      Microsoft Copilot will never work in Hollywood again!

    • @FastNCurious88
      @FastNCurious88 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      A lot of people are seriously beginning to consider whether all of these major "blockbuster" movies/series that have these MASSIVE budgets, are absolute TRASH, always flop... and are completely void of heart and soul... it is actually money laundering we are witnessing. I've seen some explanations and breakdowns that have me pretty much *certain* that is in fact what's going on here.
      Make it make sense. Change my mind. 🤷🏻‍♀️

  • @dearthofdoohickeys4703
    @dearthofdoohickeys4703 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +2838

    Asian Ezra Miller went from discount to premium. _That’s_ character growth.

    • @GiftSolomonTDI
      @GiftSolomonTDI 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +35

      Damn! Beat me to it. 😂😂😂☠️

    • @MajinLordVegeta
      @MajinLordVegeta 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +214

      Crazy thing is, if this show was about him, it might have actually been better, maybe not good, but better than this shit.

    • @csmith4892
      @csmith4892 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +65

      @@MajinLordVegeta he was good in the good place, best part of that too tbh

    • @NazarusGG
      @NazarusGG 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +31

      the only character growth in this series

    • @danielbroome5690
      @danielbroome5690 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +96

      Smilo Ren was legitimately a better character than Kylo Ren

  • @BD-iu1wh
    @BD-iu1wh 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +2140

    “What was the point?” C’mon Drinker, there were 3:
    - ruin Jedi. ✅
    - ruin Anakin. ✅
    - launder $$$. ✅

    • @fitz3691
      @fitz3691 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +116

      I think you missed some…make the force female/gay…use they/them pronouns and force dei instead of good story telling/acting

    • @graphixkillzzz
      @graphixkillzzz 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +20

      huh... in that case, it's a success 🤔🤷‍♂️🤣👉

    • @M53614
      @M53614 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      ​@@fitz3691 lmao what. None of that is accurate. How has the force been made gay?

    • @MelbourneArchviz
      @MelbourneArchviz 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +22

      I also no longer like diversity in real life. Thanks Disney!

    • @hernanreipp3321
      @hernanreipp3321 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +25

      Mostly launder. Because the first two are already done years before.

  • @jowilltellthetruth5525
    @jowilltellthetruth5525 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +289

    I'm proud to say I've not seen a single episode of this, a moment of silence for our brave soldier, The Critical Drinker, for taking one for the team! Salute to you good sir!

    • @oildalejones567
      @oildalejones567 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +12

      The Drinker suffers so we don't have to.

    • @jowilltellthetruth5525
      @jowilltellthetruth5525 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +13

      @@oildalejones567 not all heroes wear capes, some drink copious amounts required for their service!

    • @aldunlop4622
      @aldunlop4622 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      Same, I'm boycotting Disney and loving it!

  • @justsomeslimewithoutalife8500
    @justsomeslimewithoutalife8500 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +47

    Why is Plagueis peeking out the cave like a shy anime girl? 😭

    • @theepicdude0002
      @theepicdude0002 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

      Have you ever heard the tragedy of Darth Peeping Tom

  • @chucksenhowzen9740
    @chucksenhowzen9740 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +2482

    To the “fans” that think they treated Rian Johnson & TLJ too harshly after Acolyte…no it’s still awful

    • @someonesome-h8f
      @someonesome-h8f 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

      Part II
      th-cam.com/video/aQeaztXRhIM/w-d-xo.html

    • @lightningleopard
      @lightningleopard 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +19

      No no he’s got a point. TLJ looks like a masterpiece compared to this😅😂

    • @palpatinethesenatehog7086
      @palpatinethesenatehog7086 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +104

      ​@@lightningleopardnever

    • @SecondBreakfastAndThreeH-zo3jp
      @SecondBreakfastAndThreeH-zo3jp 5 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Mark Hamill didn’t even have to act in it. He’s a miserable deranged hermit who thinks of Trump 24/7. Star Wars is more cooked than Vader on Mustafar.🔥🗑️🌋

    • @thenaturalpeoplesbureau
      @thenaturalpeoplesbureau 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +64

      TLJ is not an inch better now. It is just that these kinda trauma cause the
      basal ganglia to fire more diffusely. It slips into subconsciousness but if
      you rewatch it, you will again feel that sting in the heart when characters make no sense.

  • @HungryHaskins54
    @HungryHaskins54 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +968

    They really made the two black fatherless female children turn to the dark side, nice message.

    • @Stefan-he8cf
      @Stefan-he8cf 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +94

      Well, at least some sense of reality in a big cluster fuxx.

    • @kenjohnston1257
      @kenjohnston1257 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +64

      The real message is shame on the patriarchy for forcing black fatherless female children into unspeakable vices

    • @danicorvin
      @danicorvin 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +67

      It ain't really dark anymore. It's fluid now. Like Disney genders.

    • @TheStDaniels
      @TheStDaniels 5 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Dont forget about lesbian space witches cult with no idea, how to handle fire hazzards

    • @cityboychad
      @cityboychad 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

      @@HungryHaskins54 😅

  • @josephmoore5949
    @josephmoore5949 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +992

    Palpatine: Did you ever hear of the tragedy of Darth Plagueis the Wise?
    Anakin: What happened to him?
    Palpatine: He appeared in the Acolyte

    • @garcia207
      @garcia207 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +13

      @@josephmoore5949 Applauding loudly

    • @Soundwave142
      @Soundwave142 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +13

      One of the worst tragedies there is!

    • @Inventors_Toolbox
      @Inventors_Toolbox 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    • @jjc4577
      @jjc4577 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      he was typecast for ever more.

    • @frankgesuele6298
      @frankgesuele6298 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      😮😮😮😮

  • @westfield90
    @westfield90 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +54

    It’s so hard to believe people actually wrote this script, got paid and they actually filmed it.

    • @tommcewan7936
      @tommcewan7936 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

      Actually, I'm not entirely convinced people did write it; the whole thing feels like something vomited up by some mindless AI trained on literary tropes with literally no idea what it's saying, let alone how those tropes must be restricted by things like physics or causality, particularly the stuff like stone buildings burning down, people travelling half-way across the galaxy and back as casually as if they were just walking into an adjoining room, and literally motiveless grand betrayals.

    • @SeaOfTides
      @SeaOfTides 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      @@tommcewan7936
      It's true. I asked Microsoft Copilot to "create a woke film script in the style of Star Wars" and it printed out stuff that's indistinguishable from Disney Star Wars. Everyone should try. We can laugh at the results here. My favourite part of the script I got out of Copilot was:
      "Ayla and her team return to the Galactic Alliance, where they are honored for their bravery. The film ends with a hopeful message about the power of diversity and unity in overcoming challenges." I also liked: "Ayla confronts Darth Vex, emphasizing the importance of unity and understanding."

    • @CelestialShaman44
      @CelestialShaman44 4 หลายเดือนก่อน

      This. Goes to show. Education system for learning, writing and nods to "critical drinker" critical thinking concerning character, plots and endings. All gone.

    • @SeaOfTides
      @SeaOfTides 4 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Here's another excerpt or two from that script I got out of Microsoft Copilot:
      Star Wars: The New Dawn, Scene 3: Assembly of the Team. Ayla, a young Jedi Knight of mixed heritage, is sent on a mission to investigate the disturbances. Ayla meets her team, including Kara, a non-binary pilot, Zara, a Twi'lek engineer, and Ryn, a former stormtrooper seeking redemption. (I asked Copilot which heritages Ayla has, and it came up with half human half Mirialan. I asked for a picture of that, and got a black girl with a giant afro. I asked for Ryn's description and got "hispanic").
      Kara: (Smiling) “Hey, Ayla. I’m Kara, your pilot. My pronouns are they/them. Ready to take us wherever we need to go.”
      Ryn: (Nervously) “I’ve got a bad feeling about this.”
      Scene 4: Mysterious Force. Ayla's team travels to a remote planet where they encounter oppressed locals.
      Scene 6: Sith Battle. Darth Vex seeks to exploit divisions within the Galactic Alliance. Ayla and her team stand at the entrance of a dark, foreboding temple. (I asked for Vex's description and was told "Human White Male, Late 40s". I asked for a better Vex and Copilot gave him a combat droid).
      Ayla: (Determined) “We stand united, stronger than you can imagine.”
      Kara: (Raising their blaster) “We won’t let you tear us apart.”
      Ayla: (Focused) “I fight for peace, for unity. That’s something you’ll never understand.”

    • @ChrisSmith-tu9bu
      @ChrisSmith-tu9bu 3 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Exactly!

  • @Osprey850
    @Osprey850 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +401

    I like how, previously, Bazil was suspicious of Mae, even attacked her and seemingly told Sol so that he could stun her. Then, as soon as she woke up and she escaped, Bazil sabotaged the ship so that she could get away. So, he was responsible for both her capture and her escape, all seemingly only hours apart.

    • @theluckynumberis7
      @theluckynumberis7 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +42

      They can't write consistent characters.

    • @franciscodanconia4324
      @franciscodanconia4324 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +26

      Does the space gerbil even talk? Do we have any idea of his motivations? Was there some scene where Mae Jedi mind tricked him?
      Or is it just complete utter bullshit writing?

    • @Zontar82
      @Zontar82 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +18

      ​@@franciscodanconia4324possibly the second

    • @parbonmadhu9766
      @parbonmadhu9766 5 หลายเดือนก่อน

      that rabbit fucker has some split personality discorder

    • @OskarErikssoon
      @OskarErikssoon 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +8

      It's like they forgot what happened the last episode, or even the last 10 minutes...

  • @SplendidSuperman122
    @SplendidSuperman122 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +2744

    Seeing Plagueis brought in for a cameo made me shout out loud, “OH COME THE F_CK ON!” It just ruins canon more and makes Anakin’s birth even less special.

    • @someonesome-h8f
      @someonesome-h8f 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      Part 2
      th-cam.com/video/aQeaztXRhIM/w-d-xo.html

    • @LunarSpiral1127
      @LunarSpiral1127 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +134

      My reaction was "NOPE! NO! NO! UH UH NO WAY! F**K THIS!" Like why was he there?!

    • @CHIEFLUKE101
      @CHIEFLUKE101 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +74

      That was the whole point

    • @maxmazzotti6651
      @maxmazzotti6651 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +155

      But this isn't canon to me cause legends(1977-2014) is the true canon.

    • @SplendidSuperman122
      @SplendidSuperman122 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +276

      @@LunarSpiral1127They probably are gonna say he got the idea to create Anakin from the lesbian space witches to further desecrate George’s story.

  • @The_Brickster
    @The_Brickster 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +1410

    “Have you ever heard the tragedy of Darth Gollum the Creeper? I thought not, it’s not a story they would’ve taught you at Hogwarts.”
    - Sauron talking to Galadriel

    • @Saufs0ldat
      @Saufs0ldat 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +137

      That's my favorite Star Trek quote.

    • @killercodgaming
      @killercodgaming 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +44

      @@Saufs0ldat So say we all - Dr Who

    • @streetridersss8360
      @streetridersss8360 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +26

      Feel the helmet of Voldemort, Osha! "Gandalf the gray"

    • @JoshuaHeald
      @JoshuaHeald 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +12

      Now *that* is the story even J.R.R. Tolkien could not tell!

    • @andrewlowden322
      @andrewlowden322 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +24

      "Do you know why Darth Gollum sinks and Pennywise floats...?"

  • @Ryushaori
    @Ryushaori 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +36

    It's fascinating how people say that prequels graphics didn't age well and 24 years later Coruscant (and everything) looks worse in a multimilion dollar TV show...

  • @chance_ondriezek99
    @chance_ondriezek99 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +12764

    A moment of silence for all the brain cells we lost from watching this show

    • @fish5645
      @fish5645 5 หลายเดือนก่อน

      If you watched this show without the excuse of it being your job you clearly didn't have many brain cells at play in the first place.

    • @GSal6
      @GSal6 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +765

      People actually watched that garbage?

    • @someonesome-h8f
      @someonesome-h8f 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +12

      Part II
      th-cam.com/video/aQeaztXRhIM/w-d-xo.html

    • @chemoboy-dannypheleps9234
      @chemoboy-dannypheleps9234 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +272

      Not many if you chose to watch this in the first place.

    • @MOH_AL_K
      @MOH_AL_K 5 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@chemoboy-dannypheleps9234exactly 💯

  • @stevestarcke
    @stevestarcke 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +386

    Thanks, Drinker, for suffering through this for us.

    • @foodog3026
      @foodog3026 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +7

      Saved me multiple hours and brain cells…this man is a life saver

  • @magnaesca165
    @magnaesca165 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +639

    when you re a good guy, your lightsaber turns blue, when you re evil it turns red, when you re hungry, it turns yellow, when you re constipated it turns purple

    • @GuiltlessGear
      @GuiltlessGear 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +99

      damn, mace had it real bad huh

    • @VallornDeathblade
      @VallornDeathblade 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +53

      So that's why Samuel L Jackson was walking funny all the time in those movies.

    • @skwills1629
      @skwills1629 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +11

      If You just wan to go Home it turns Yellow, too.

    • @MrJackWorse
      @MrJackWorse 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

      hey mine is brown. what does that mean?

    • @Raethrean
      @Raethrean 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +18

      that's why Padme said there was still good in Anakin. because his lightsaber didn't turn red. oh wait no that's stupid.

  • @LurgsHowToGuides
    @LurgsHowToGuides 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +10

    I was lucky enough to be a kid when the original Star Wars movies came out, no Internet, just went to the Cinema and was blown away. This seems a million miles away from those days!

  • @mattdamutt5681
    @mattdamutt5681 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +288

    If this gets another season, that's my confirmation that $180 million budget was an embezzlement scheme.
    There's no other way they could afford repeating this disaster.

    • @axlsaurio
      @axlsaurio 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +16

      No doubt they were washing money with this shit

    • @antoniopineda5780
      @antoniopineda5780 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +19

      @@axlsauriothis shit costs 20mill at most. Someone is pocketing those extra 160

    • @Highly-grounded
      @Highly-grounded 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      Money laundering or something

    • @gagatube
      @gagatube 5 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@antoniopineda5780 Hey, those weekly, lesbian-preferred, me-too, the-force-is-female, fully catered, luxury Hollywood mansion, 24h, all-the-wine-and-coke-you-want, free massage and hot-tub parties don't pay for themselves you know! 🙎‍♀ (Male stripper and Limo provided)

  • @tacitus6384
    @tacitus6384 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +1322

    "A woman throwing other people under the bus to avoid accountability for her shocking personal failures. Write what you know, eh Hedley?"
    🤣

    • @Omega_Mark
      @Omega_Mark 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +32

      ...and to get promoted.

    • @TheDivotking1
      @TheDivotking1 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

      You must be a fellow Canadian eh?

    • @alejandroalday7938
      @alejandroalday7938 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

      Sounds like the Secret Service 😂

    • @B1G_WENGH
      @B1G_WENGH 5 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Oh, I get it. Critical Drinker is making a baseless accusation about Leslye Headland. He’s telling us how he feels about her politically. Hahahahaha

    • @AdenoidHynkelThe2nd
      @AdenoidHynkelThe2nd 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +49

      @@B1G_WENGH "Harvey Weinstein's personal assistant is a good girl, she did nothing wrong" sure, ok

  • @TheManofThings777
    @TheManofThings777 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +646

    I think the most interesting part of this was watching the number of people defending the show gradually go down with each episode.

    • @kbahrami346
      @kbahrami346 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +56

      Yet there are still a number of folks defending it and it seems to focus on the people like us that don't like it all being "sexist". I know I am not sexist. I just am frustrated by the poor storytelling and bad cinematic characteristics. It is like arguing against a wall so I just don't bother. I am quietly going to move on. Healthiest thing one can do.
      To the "Drinker": thank you for giving us insightful yet very entertaining reviews. That was the "best" part of watching "The Acolyte": looking forward to your reviews!

    • @chriskni2821
      @chriskni2821 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +23

      People defended this show???

    • @thomaskositzki9424
      @thomaskositzki9424 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      @@chriskni2821 Thought the same. 😂

    • @thomaskositzki9424
      @thomaskositzki9424 5 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@kbahrami346 If you need a new Sci-Fi story/IP to be proud of and fascinated by, try "The Expanse".
      Best-s**t-ever in my book.

    • @FabsHF
      @FabsHF 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +9

      They defended while they thought there was still hope and they could still help Disney.. Once they say there was no hope and it was a sunken ship, they immediately changed tone to try to save their credibility

  • @mrben6573
    @mrben6573 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +13

    I think this show is coming from a specific socio-philosophical point of view. When a cop tells a guy "Stop reaching for your pants" fifteen times, and then shoots the guy when he reaches for his pants, there's a certain segment of the population that view the cop as the villain of the story. This show was written by people that think if a lesbian space witch turns into smoke monster and starts vaporizing her daughter, and is then killed, that this killing is a completely unjustifiable action. Except normal people look at this sequence of events and go "Yep, I would have put her down as well." The writers of this show fundamentally don't understand the nature of perceived threats and their logical consequences.

  • @apaolomusic
    @apaolomusic 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +313

    Apparently Osha can find it in her heart to understand and forgive the Sith that murdered multiple innocent Jedi just doing their jobs, including an old friend of hers and one that she was starting to develop a bond with…
    But the second her old master, that cared for her for much of her life, turned out to be responsible for her mother’s justified death over a decade ago, suddenly she wants to force choke him to death.
    Makes sense.

    • @guardianprime437
      @guardianprime437 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      i'm still trying to understand things. How was it justified? What was she doing when she turned it a dark mist?

    • @abdieljove2011
      @abdieljove2011 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +70

      @@guardianprime437From his perspective, she was transforming into some sort of monster and apparently draining her daughter who was starting to evaporate too. And he was already on the mistaken assumption the witches were planning to sacrifice the girls because this plot is contrived as shit. But no, apparently she was "turning into the Force", whatever that means and taking Mae with her. What does that even mean? Can it be undone? Were they escaping? Dying? No idea. So he stabs the witch and she goes "b-but I was gonna let Osha go…" instead of starting with that instead of acting hostile then turning into fog Baphomet while her other daughter is burning in a room.
      This show is unhinged.

    • @tsipher
      @tsipher 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +18

      @@abdieljove2011 in other words, the females of the story make no sense and only make things more confusing as time goes on. Just think, this is set during the High Republic, a time when the Jedi were at their peak, supposedly.

    • @jasondcerny3646
      @jasondcerny3646 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +10

      Can't repeat this enough, the writing...... was absolute shit!

    • @navyhmhudson
      @navyhmhudson 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      She was overwhelmed with emotion. I am blown away how idiotic people sound when they can’t understand the simple things in a script.

  • @imbored7678
    @imbored7678 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +315

    I genuinely believe that reviews of this show have been viewed more than the actual show itself.

    • @radiologer
      @radiologer 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +23

      Ive seen every review video but not the show itself.

    • @jeffreyr4560
      @jeffreyr4560 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +6

      Given in about a half an hour this video has 71,000 views and the show’s 4 most recent episodes have a fraction of the reviews I would assume this is true. I realize not everyone reviews it but still.

    • @paulholmes8398
      @paulholmes8398 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +7

      Your not wrong my disney subscription was cancelled years ago but I didn't miss one of drinkers analysis of this shitshow..

    • @therondayview7684
      @therondayview7684 5 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@radiologer Positive ones too?

    • @etcher6841
      @etcher6841 5 หลายเดือนก่อน

      I hope so

  • @kenpeters3744
    @kenpeters3744 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +707

    Look how it rates on R.T: 80% from the critics vs 15% from the audience. Disney clearly ownes most of the "critics" these days.

    • @JustBob-sw4rf
      @JustBob-sw4rf 5 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Or they all went to the same Woke Marxist schools.

    • @Dybicus
      @Dybicus 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +67

      I guess that's where some of those 180 Million bucks went.

    • @AndragonLea
      @AndragonLea 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +48

      It's not so much that Disney owns them than that critics depend on being invited to events, given access to content and being part of the professional circles to work. To do that, they need to stay the heck away from sensitive talking points because the far left famously loves eating their own for even the slightest misstep.
      So once a show has been deemed "progressive", they can't afford to be critical until the tide turns. They have to wait for general sentiment to signal that it is okay to dislike the show before they can actually level criticism.
      Until then it's stunning and brave because anything else means they lose their job.
      If they hop in too soon, they get excluded. No more invites, no access, no quotes and links. Might even get removed from the list entirely so that their ratings no longer appear on rotten tomatoes to begin with.
      Not defending them, mind, caving to this nonsense means that their output is essentially worthless for the intended purpose of telling people if a show is worth watching, but there are reasons other than blatant bribery that they all tend to follow the same notes.

    • @henrikaugustsson4041
      @henrikaugustsson4041 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

      I wouldn’t say it’s THAT bad when it comes to production, but it’s really bad when it comes to writing and lore. They just put in Yoda and Plagueis and Ki Adi Mundi to give themselves any connection to Star Wars. So many small, annoying errors like saying mekneks are doing the jobs that R2 units are for, when it’s any kind of astromech droids, not just specifically R2’s. That’s how stupid these people are, they just write down things they have no understanding of, and since R2 is the only droid they’ve ever seen, must be that…

    • @mathieus.1851
      @mathieus.1851 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      @@AndragonLea If it's not bribery then it's blackmail

  • @andyheydt
    @andyheydt 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +17

    Is anyone here after finding out that The Acolyte has been officially canceled?

    • @Howlingburd19
      @Howlingburd19 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      Me lmao. Good, because it was fucking terrible 😂

    • @justforever96
      @justforever96 2 หลายเดือนก่อน

      I'm not here because of that but yeah. Although im kind of sad, think of all the content we could have enjoyed laughing at it.

  • @MatiProbably
    @MatiProbably 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +401

    "Darth Plagueis was a Dark Lord of the Sith so powerful and so wise he spent all his time on a desolate island in a dark damp cave spying on a diverse couple..."

    • @henkman00
      @henkman00 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +15

      “Where can one learn this power?”

    • @ereini0n
      @ereini0n 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +22

      Harvey Weinstein on vacation be like

    • @smb2735
      @smb2735 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      No lie though, that is pretty dark

    • @MatiProbably
      @MatiProbably 5 หลายเดือนก่อน

      ​@@smb2735 Don't forget powerful and wise

  • @MatthewChenault
    @MatthewChenault 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +312

    I can explain for the morally confusing character like this:
    They wanted them to be “morally gray,” but have no idea how to write such a character outside of making them do bad thing, then good thing.

    • @jackmeeks2294
      @jackmeeks2294 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +19

      So many examples of great anti-heroes that they could have taken inspiration from, and yet they still totally fucked it up.

    • @markdevlin150
      @markdevlin150 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      I don't think anyone knows that morally gray is.

    • @captaintoyota3171
      @captaintoyota3171 5 หลายเดือนก่อน

      ​@@markdevlin150you realize grey/gray are same thing right? You also realize ALL words are made up? Spelled, pronounced, and used completely differently by region, race, creed, etc etc etc. So if you understand whats said WHY would it matter how its written? It doesnt, humans are just fools who fall 4 societies lies. Instead of realizing they are on a rock going 64k mph

    • @Cryogenius333
      @Cryogenius333 5 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@markdevlin150 It means you serve yourself and fuck anyone else. Youll rescue a village and then exploit the tenants for protection money until something more lucrative comes up and then you'll leave without a word. You'll take mercenary work for an evil Baron to stamp out a rebellion and then once your contact is complete you'll kill him because you disagree with him selling the captured rebels into slavery. You'll pick a mans pocket or break a kids fingers for trying to pick yours, but also give the money you stole to a downtrodden veteran begging money for food.
      You serve your own moral compass and don't much fret over the damage done or the lives lost in pursuit of your own goals.
      Deadpool is a good example.
      Gignomai from The Hammer.

    • @devilsadvocate1975
      @devilsadvocate1975 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

      @@markdevlin150 The Punisher, Rick Grimes, Cassian Andor

  • @TheGreatPooyah
    @TheGreatPooyah 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +1980

    To prevent brain damage, I just watch the Drinker review instead of watching the show

    • @fred6907
      @fred6907 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +21

      My brain could only handle 2 episodes. Was more entertaining watching the reviews instead after that.

    • @MsSwthrt102
      @MsSwthrt102 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      ​@@fred6907same, Heaven knows the recovery needed 😂

    • @toolegittoquit_001
      @toolegittoquit_001 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

      But secondary brain damage is almost just as worse

    • @bobdole3804
      @bobdole3804 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

      ​@@toolegittoquit_001Seriously how can I feel like I just woke up from being black out drunk and I wasn't even directly exposed.

    • @breakshot7451
      @breakshot7451 5 หลายเดือนก่อน

      more ambitious to watch the attack of the killer tomatoes on an oll vhs

  • @EvhenKonhovalets
    @EvhenKonhovalets 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +36

    The local cable company has now dropped “The Acolyte” from its Disney+ advertising including only “Shogun” & “The Bear” as “now streaming!”

    • @bernardr7182
      @bernardr7182 5 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Shogun is an absolute disgrace. I literally threw my remote at episode 7 and stopped I couldn't take it anymore.

    • @tytrull8818
      @tytrull8818 4 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@bernardr7182 did you read the books? 🤔

    • @bernardr7182
      @bernardr7182 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      @@tytrull8818 Yes. I've read Shogun like 6 times. It's my favorite book of all time.

    • @tytrull8818
      @tytrull8818 4 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@bernardr7182 I felt like it was faithful to the concept of what the book storyline was, within reason.

  • @jimberjamber8540
    @jimberjamber8540 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +491

    Osha: Kills one Jedi and her lightsaber turns red
    Anakin: Slaughters an entire temple of Jedi and his lightsaber is still blue
    Checks out.

    • @magnaesca165
      @magnaesca165 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +34

      it s because his heart was in the right place while he did those things

    • @mizorenight3851
      @mizorenight3851 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +51

      maybe younglings don't count

    • @dxdxdxdxdxd7125
      @dxdxdxdxdxd7125 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +39

      kids count as 1/10 of a Jedi

    • @mikek9297
      @mikek9297 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +30

      Yeah... 'bleeding crystals' weren't canon back then.

    • @Vykerocha
      @Vykerocha 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +10

      ​@@dxdxdxdxdxd7125he killed about 100 of these. so, 10 jedis?

  • @HEDGE1011
    @HEDGE1011 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +124

    “Charisma Vacuum” doubled me over with laughter. I’m so relieved this is over, but feel bad for your suffering having to enduring this for all of us.

    • @attilacsakberenyi1291
      @attilacsakberenyi1291 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      They should just made her Pickle-Rick! Oh wait, Pickle-Rick has a huge range of emotions in his acting skill compared to her ......

    • @ColinFox
      @ColinFox 5 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@attilacsakberenyi1291 Pickle-Rick was a fantastic character with great charisma and re-watchability, not to mention meme-ability. Charisma-vacuum here had none of that.

  • @Doooooooooooood
    @Doooooooooooood 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +436

    She chopped her hair with a lightsabre yet it's still absolutely perfect and matches her sister exactly....

    • @vardamir0397
      @vardamir0397 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +54

      its great all these years they had the same eating habits, training regimen and no added distinctive signs like long lasting injuries or quirks...very convenient.

    • @Deskunderthebed
      @Deskunderthebed 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +21

      Just another example of this show making no f*cking sense

    • @blacktalon1597
      @blacktalon1597 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +6

      Ahh yes, but you fail to realize how fast hair grows in space.

    • @furiouskaiser9914
      @furiouskaiser9914 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +7

      "Hey sis..... why do you smell like burnt hair?"
      😂

    • @kellyrestiaux9846
      @kellyrestiaux9846 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +21

      ACTUALLY, Kyber crystals have been known since ~2300 BBY to possess conditioning and volumizing properties for all hair types. This was described in the 1995 SW novel "Lore of the Mos Eisley Day Spa" as discovered by the book's protagonist, the Wookiee stylist Pantennne.

  • @youngupgradebodybuilding6445
    @youngupgradebodybuilding6445 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +15

    moment of silence for Darth Plagueis's aura being absolutely obliterated by him being put into this show

  • @TastyScotch
    @TastyScotch 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +298

    Darth Plagueis watching from the shadows: “Is it over yet?”

    • @Idontcare5225
      @Idontcare5225 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +34

      "Is it safe to come out yet? Or are we still doing this nonsense?"

    • @martinricardo4503
      @martinricardo4503 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +7

      I hope I was not seen by anyone..

    • @tma2001
      @tma2001 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

      Andy Serkis wandered onto the wrong set ...

    • @Gorbz
      @Gorbz 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      In Disney's mind, he is watching and that is how he learns to create life - from Osha

    • @XgoodbyeX
      @XgoodbyeX 5 หลายเดือนก่อน

      ​@@GorbzThey are trying to infect all of the OT and PT because they just aren't satisfied until they ruin all of SW

  • @reverseflashplays8615
    @reverseflashplays8615 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +511

    So he wasn’t able to say “your mother turned into a black smoke and I fought back in self defence”?

    • @Tancred73
      @Tancred73 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +115

      To be fair, those are some tricky English words to pronounce..

    • @coolcat23
      @coolcat23 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +41

      I wonder whether she confronted him by saying "Well, my mother told you she would have let me go, didn't she?", to which he replied "How do you know?" and she said "Well, that episode already aired, didn't it? I watched it, duh!".

    • @StCreed
      @StCreed 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      @@Tancred73 I guess they didn't understand him lol

    • @peugas13
      @peugas13 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +76

      ​@@Tancred73His English was getting progressively worse, it was so noticeable in this last episode. I wonder if he stopped giving a shit considering the garbage he ended up in 😂

    • @ge2719
      @ge2719 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +25

      "yower moddah turund inahtuuuur a crowd ofuh brackuh smok anduh iu stabahur in der chess" - sor

  • @vincent207
    @vincent207 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +128

    I’m just glad Lee Jung-jae is free from this travesty, and can hopefully go back to being in good stuff again.

    • @nont18411
      @nont18411 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

      Season 2 of Squid Game is coming this year

    • @HISOKA_IS_HIM
      @HISOKA_IS_HIM 5 หลายเดือนก่อน

      let's not act like k dramas are any better

    • @def3ndr887
      @def3ndr887 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      He’s honestly the only character that was somewhat good in the show

    • @HowToChangeName
      @HowToChangeName 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

      His chance to be Hollywood star is tarnished if not annihilated with acolyte, but Korean cinematography is gaining traction even beyond Hollywood anyway

    • @salikali2
      @salikali2 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      @@HISOKA_IS_HIM Squid games is the best show on Netflix, stay mad.

  • @joshh4402
    @joshh4402 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

    Thanks for enduring this show so others don't have to. You're an unsung hero.

  • @kevinmccabe7263
    @kevinmccabe7263 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +216

    I think the worst part was the lightsaber slowly turning red. If that's not the most ham fisted, superficial interpretation of the Star Wars Universe then I don't know what is.

    • @paulbennett2284
      @paulbennett2284 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +65

      Lightsabers are now mood rings!

    • @DangerB0ne
      @DangerB0ne 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +45

      There's a comic where Darth Vader has to make a red lightsaber crystal and it is a process that involves killing a Jedi, disassembling their lightsaber, and pouring dark side energy into the crystal to align it to the dark side of the Force, turning it red.
      Other methods include making synthetic crystals, which are typically red from their manufacturing.
      As far as what remains of SW lore, a lightsaber can't just change color because the wielder is seduced to the dark side.

    • @GMan56M
      @GMan56M 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +17

      I can't believe this hasn't been called out more at this point. I mean come on... that's not how this works!

    • @bobogus7559
      @bobogus7559 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +36

      Not to mention, Anakin’s lightsaber remained blue even after murdering the Younglings and the Separatist council.

    • @leaflotus6726
      @leaflotus6726 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      ​@@bobogus7559 which by itself, no words, strikes a contrast to what we've seen Jedi (and Anakin's therefore) do with lightsabers.

  • @SupaFlyJedi
    @SupaFlyJedi 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +97

    "It's as if millions of dollars suddenly cried out in terror and were suddenly silenced. I fear something terrible has happened."

  • @von_dusenhain2523
    @von_dusenhain2523 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +166

    I have the suspicion the Acolyte was written to a large extent by a Chat-Bot like ChatGPT or something like that. The inconsistent and illogical behavior of the characters, among other things, would indicate that, since those Chatbots often diverge from or completely ignore previously established facts.

    • @FabsHF
      @FabsHF 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +25

      I am 100% hundred percent sure that a pretender and faker like Leslye Headland would use it because she would never sit down for hours and actually do hard work... She even said in a interview that first you lie and take the job.. Then you pretend you know how to do it.. She used chatGPT 120%

    • @Pluto-c4q
      @Pluto-c4q 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +17

      U underrestimate ChatGPT. I think any AI would have done better 😂

    • @tilemacro
      @tilemacro 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +13

      As someone who uses Chat GPT quite regularly for writing short stories no... Just No.
      Give Chat GPT just an idea and what comes out is far superior to the Acolyte. Its scary how good it is.

    • @dragonforce7612
      @dragonforce7612 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +12

      even ChatGPT would have come with something better, considering it is a learning algorithm that follows rules and commands/prompts, thus it would spit something half-way decent, if a bit stale in terms of writing material.
      This level of inconsistency can only be achieved by half-baked and half-assed "writers" that had no respect for story flow and story-telling, too busy chugging the Kool-Aid of the *Message* .
      Honestly, it's not even a story. It's simply a mish-mash of poorly thought out ideas, heavily influenced by the writer's own bias.
      There is no reflection; no lesson to be learned from it; there is no morals to be glimpsed from it.

    • @kraptastic333
      @kraptastic333 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      I don't, I've seen a horse designed by committee, it comes out a camel every single time

  • @nickleturtle
    @nickleturtle 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    I was so confused why 1 person had to stay behind instead of the twins and premium Ezra Miller escaping together. The best explanation my husband and I could come up with is their spaceship only had 2 seats and they didn't want to share a seat

  • @ActuallyKnuckles
    @ActuallyKnuckles 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +174

    That final "go away now" sounded like someone finally done with a long and terrible journey, forever scarred with anger and despair.

    • @kaasmeester5903
      @kaasmeester5903 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      Nothing a couple of drams won't fix...

  • @ereini0n
    @ereini0n 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +5124

    Maybe the real Acolyte is the braincells we lost along the way

    • @elliottthurlow954
      @elliottthurlow954 5 หลายเดือนก่อน

      It was the BIGotry that we made that lost our brain cells along this is the way

    • @vespenegas261
      @vespenegas261 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +62

      ​@@TullyFCircusWhat does it even mean?

    • @theomnidegenerate5236
      @theomnidegenerate5236 5 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@TullyFCircus 😂 because no one could ever dislike a piece of media without being (insert bad name here)
      God, you people have the logic of a literal child. pathetic

    • @Re-PhantomZero
      @Re-PhantomZero 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +31

      Lol i left the same comment 😂.
      We are all dumber after this show even those who didn't watch it.

    • @VioletDeathRei
      @VioletDeathRei 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +32

      ​@@vespenegas261Apparently someone still thinks that term is anywhere near as damaging socially as "Disney Show Writer" skip interacting with grass let's start with them getting sunlight and fresh air...

  • @baasmans
    @baasmans 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +639

    I’m a primary school teacher. This “what’s the point of all these meaningless interactions?!” kind of story writing is exactly what I see from 3rd grade girls.

    • @tyborg314
      @tyborg314 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +57

      I was trying to explain the writing to my mom and compared it to first year creative writing in college, but even that was too generous, so I eventually compared it to my sisters pointless, meandering stories she'd write in middle school.

    • @ph8077
      @ph8077 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +23

      @@tyborg314 & then she woke up. It was all a dream.

    • @elta6241
      @elta6241 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +8

      Now you know how this series was written.

    • @ScoobertDoobert5123
      @ScoobertDoobert5123 5 หลายเดือนก่อน

      with any luck, your 3rd grade girls will be taught to do better than this 30-40 something entitled muppets since you witnessed and learned from their 180 billion dollar mistake

    • @melhawk1352
      @melhawk1352 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      @@ph8077 🤣

  • @AbsurdistAsian
    @AbsurdistAsian 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +11

    0:56 Star Wars now has Steven Seagal quality of writing; introduces something out of the blue, and abandons it. As Space Ice puts it: "And it is never mentioned again!"

  • @This_Is_Something
    @This_Is_Something 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +134

    Lee Jung-jae was disrespected by the writing, being the only actor trying, and in universe his character being shit on by green bald lady. Sol deserved better. I hope Jung-Jae gets more roles and recognition despite this shit show

    • @cian239
      @cian239 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +11

      He’s doing fine in Korea this star wars show was just easy money for him

    • @olisk-jy9rz
      @olisk-jy9rz 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      Who read the script and signed the contract? Him.
      He deserves what happened to his character, he willingly put himself into the situation. He didn't need to, yet still did it for whatever personal reason of his. So he gets no simpathy, him and all the other actors putting themselves in such positions.

    • @Lumerlume11
      @Lumerlume11 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +7

      @@olisk-jy9rz It's not that simple. The script he signed on to was heavily altered after filming, resulting in dozens of reshoots.

    • @biffbobfred
      @biffbobfred 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +11

      Even in these clip shows, green bald lady is such a bad actor compared to ANY of these, R2D2 had much more character and he said bloop bleep.

    • @Tegelane5
      @Tegelane5 5 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@olisk-jy9rz He wasn't exactly Hollywood A-lister who could pick and choose parts though, so understandable that he went along.

  • @sterling7
    @sterling7 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +430

    "Wait, lemme get this straight. You can anticipate enough to block laser blasts with a lightsaber, but you can't anticipate enough to prevent someone poking you with a taser?"

    • @rogerodle8750
      @rogerodle8750 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +37

      Plot hole #1689. Add it to the list.

    • @handsomedashingrogue5502
      @handsomedashingrogue5502 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +33

      I have a type 36 fully automatic plasma ray gun!
      Jedi “i have jedi training, the force, a lightsaber, and reflexes like you couldn’t believe….”
      Did i mention i have a taser?
      Jedi “Fuck”

    • @jdstudios1912
      @jdstudios1912 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +8

      Don't ask questions! It's not the Disney star wars fan way. Just applaud the content say how amazing and brave it was then rinse and repeat.

    • @russianinvader3207
      @russianinvader3207 5 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@jdstudios1912 XD

    • @Ballerboithaone1
      @Ballerboithaone1 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

      “Jedi Master”

  • @hughmongus6959
    @hughmongus6959 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +238

    "Fuck off Bazel" 😂😂😂 that delivery was flawless

    • @edwardvaughan9648
      @edwardvaughan9648 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      And then Bazel goes back to help the Jedi find them 😂

    • @beingsshepherd
      @beingsshepherd 5 หลายเดือนก่อน

      That's its real name??? I thought The Drinker was nicknaming it _Basil Brush._

    • @hughmongus6959
      @hughmongus6959 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      @@beingsshepherd Unsure, that's just what I heard. I play Monster Hunter so I thought of Bazelguese

    • @beingsshepherd
      @beingsshepherd 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      Just looked it up, _Bazil_ indeed 🦊"Boom boom!"

  • @tranminhnhat7645
    @tranminhnhat7645 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +6

    Star Wars fan base: Triggered and angered.
    The Acolyte production team: We have massive social media coverage!

  • @paulmd7747
    @paulmd7747 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +229

    "What was the point?" - There wasn't one. Modern writers are so terrible they don't even have a point. They don't know that they are supposed to use the fictional events to convey a message of some kind. They are just inexperienced kids with no life experience howling into a void of pointlessness. Pathetic.

    • @pensandshakers
      @pensandshakers 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +6

      Not every story needs a point, but if it's going to be just for entertainment, it needs to be ENTERTAINING. Nothing about this is.

    • @greebj
      @greebj 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      It's manufactured "plot twist!" drama that is superficial and just there to fek with the viewer who they know will be so bored and uninvested in a moment they'll be wandering off trying to pick what comes next.
      Unfortunately writing plot and characters who change things up but who still think and act like actual people is hard, and the best they can do is emotionally crippled morons who change their motivations in (at times psychopathically) short time frames

    • @dawnfire82
      @dawnfire82 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +13

      "They are just inexperienced kids with no life experience" I think this is a key point. Hollywood writers used to be adults. People with spouses, wartime service, and full lives. Now they're manufactured, disposable drones churned out of leftwing factories (universities) and dumped into a machine where they sit on committees with other people just like them. They write what they know, which is nothing. It's pathetic.

    • @freewheeler8924
      @freewheeler8924 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

      Inspirational messages are symptomatic of patriarchal oppression.

    • @davorzdralo8000
      @davorzdralo8000 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      ​@@dawnfire82I always find it funny how Americans classify this shit as "left".

  • @bruce0816
    @bruce0816 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +533

    The fact that osha couldn't forgive Sol for "killing" their mother while protecting them but forgot all about her sister burning the whole fortress down and killing dozens was absolutely killing me

    • @hassathunter2464
      @hassathunter2464 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +57

      And she can forgive Ezra for killing her friends too.
      But nah...

    • @Mouse_Metal
      @Mouse_Metal 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +18

      The same vibes as Bo-Tox-Karen being made the yass slaaay mad queen of Mandalore by Ahsoka, the person who witnessed her terr0-rizing innocent villagers and burning their homes, who was se*ually harassed by her and almost killed by her + some other terr0rists of the space ISIS/Na*i group.

    • @bruce0816
      @bruce0816 5 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@hassathunter2464 faaaaaacts

    • @youknowwhoiam2771
      @youknowwhoiam2771 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +28

      @@bruce0816Mae didn’t actually kill anyone. All of the witches died because Indara disconnected her Wookiee friend from their spell and that was it for some reason… they just fell over and died like a bunch of idiots. God, this show was bad

    • @druken.hyper.snyper6201
      @druken.hyper.snyper6201 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      I think you missed the episode where Trinity nerfed all the witches when she expelled them from controlling bargain brand Chewbacca. Stay woke.

  • @ronthered138
    @ronthered138 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +337

    A minor thing that blew my mind was when Master Sol was chasing what's-her-name-can't-keep-them-straight through the asteroid belt (one of many that seem to plague the SW galaxy), his gopher sidekick for some reason decided to pull wires out of the wall of the ship and sabotage it in mid-flight! When Sol wrestled his ship down to a safe landing, instead of fricasseeing the little shit, he stalked off like nothing had happened! Then the gopher was treated like one of the gang again when reinforcements arrived!
    Either the characters or the writers are too stupid to be allowed to continue.

    • @liamphibia
      @liamphibia 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +37

      Good Lord even a literal child would look at this and say this is stupid.

    • @Giovanni-Giorgio
      @Giovanni-Giorgio 5 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Yeah, like that little shit pulled a noble deed. No no no..

    • @Kaykath-yd1ss
      @Kaykath-yd1ss 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +9

      Yeah absolutely insane

    • @kingmatthewlego
      @kingmatthewlego 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +12

      The characters and writers being stupid are not mutually exclusive, as this show has demonstrated 😔

    • @rickrollrizal
      @rickrollrizal 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +9

      Ikr! The motivations of the characters are all over the place, beaver guy actually tried to fight Mae cause he suspected her as not Osha. And then suddenly saves Mae? Wtf?

  • @SeaOfTides
    @SeaOfTides 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

    I asked Microsoft Copilot to "create a woke film script in the style of Star Wars" and it printed out Disney Acolyte's script word for word. Talk about plagiarism!

  • @Dave_L913
    @Dave_L913 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +162

    They assassinated Yoda's character by making him complicit in framing an innocent Squid Game Guy for the murder of several Jedi. One more hero from the OT "deconstructed" as an asshole by Disney Star Wars.

    • @TheGoodHunterXIII
      @TheGoodHunterXIII 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

      I don't want to watch the Episode. What exactly happened with Yoda?

    • @AlekTrev006
      @AlekTrev006 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +24

      ⁠@@TheGoodHunterXIIIVernestra (Green Jedi Master) shows up to his chambers and says, “We …need to talk…”
      (The implication is she’s either going to BS him about Sol having supposedly wiped out the 8+ other Jedi … which Yoda will somehow accept without detecting Deception - or issuing a further investigation … OR even worse, he’ll go ALONG with the conspiracy / cover-up 🫣…)

    • @p930racer
      @p930racer 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +8

      They began their take down of Yoda by painting him as a book burner.

    • @keithallver2450
      @keithallver2450 5 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Yoda always was an arrogant asshole.

    • @TheGoodHunterXIII
      @TheGoodHunterXIII 5 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@AlekTrev006 is there more to that scene than that sentence?

  • @ThatDudeinBlue
    @ThatDudeinBlue 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +381

    "Have you ever heard of the tragedy of Darth Plagueis the wise?"
    "No because I got rid of Disney Plus after one episode of the Acolyte"

    • @aldunlop4622
      @aldunlop4622 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +7

      I'm amazed you got this far.

    • @nuttm3gg
      @nuttm3gg 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      Was not expecting that dude in blue here. I'm glad I gave up tv and just watched TH-cam full time.

    • @peterixxx
      @peterixxx 5 หลายเดือนก่อน

      I got rid of it when I heard about what they are doing with the Acolyte. Never watched and not going to support Disney.
      One thing I'm a bit disappointed about is that they gobbled up National Geographic...

    • @Dws974
      @Dws974 5 หลายเดือนก่อน

      More like the tragedy is to be used as a character in the acolyte and a disney show lol

    • @dcmastermindfirst9418
      @dcmastermindfirst9418 5 หลายเดือนก่อน

      😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @SamvedIyer
    @SamvedIyer 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +57

    1. The Jedi approach the witches with regard to Osha
    2. The witches initiate hostilities
    3. The progress of events causes what would seem to be a clash between Sol and Mother Aniseya
    4. Mother Aniseya is in motion to transform into something resembling the Mind Flayer -- a move positively threatening in appearance
    5. Sol stabs her in self-defence
    6. She dies saying she was simply going to consent???
    How did folk at Lucasfilm go over this and say, "Nah! It'll be fine!"? Did no one ask: "Why does she have to do the transformation thing instead of simply consenting?"?
    Additionally, how does Lucasfilm expect us to perceive the Jedi as bad through this sequence of events?

  • @defiction0001
    @defiction0001 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +11

    This is the only Star Wars installment where you somehow can just choke a Jedi Knight

    • @Gay-BiWan.Kenobi
      @Gay-BiWan.Kenobi 5 หลายเดือนก่อน

      bro has never watched any star wars

  • @SecondBreakfastAndThreeH-zo3jp
    @SecondBreakfastAndThreeH-zo3jp 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +180

    Frodo: "It's gone. It's done." Sam: "Yes, Mister Frodo. It's over now."

    • @conscientiousobjector5988
      @conscientiousobjector5988 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      Season 2 being drafted right now.

    • @nzeusman8215
      @nzeusman8215 5 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@conscientiousobjector5988 yeah?

    • @SeaOfTides
      @SeaOfTides 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      "I'm glad to be with you, Samwise Gamgee, here at the end of all things."

  • @NoWacko
    @NoWacko 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +226

    A good name for "Charisma vacuum" would be "Strong female directors lesbian lover who definetly didn´t just get the job because she´s scissoring the director"

    • @EnchanterXD
      @EnchanterXD 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +14

      Damn I just searched that up, talk about moving up in Hollywood…

    • @zizoumonk10
      @zizoumonk10 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +6

      Hey she’s not just scissoring her: they’re married!

    • @EnchanterXD
      @EnchanterXD 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +7

      @@zizoumonk10 yeah ik that’s the point

    • @anon17472
      @anon17472 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

      'Hey how should I play this character?'
      "I dunno, you're green, just pretend to be Nebula from Guardians, that should do"

    • @StormWaltz73
      @StormWaltz73 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      And you have to say the whole thing... every time. Like "A Pimp Named Slickback."

  • @Mancada100
    @Mancada100 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +272

    Disney: "I feel a huge disturbance in The Farce, as if millions of SW fans were cancelling their subscriptions."

    • @dalic24
      @dalic24 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      Disney subs have grown by 4 million in the last quarter it is right now at 153 million it goes up and down from 158 million to 149 million all the time. I know thise youtubers tell you the subs are going down but they are not. If you were a smart person witch you clearly are not you would fact tjek the youtubers living on spreading rumours. So no the subs are not going down no matter how mich garbage disney makes. The same youtubers who are constantly saying star war's is dead are the one's that watch every episode only to talk about the same garbage for weeks. TH-camrs like drinker liv of laying to people and making up rumours. Soon the usal kk is getting fired video's are gonna start coming.
      Now stop believing evrey thing you se on the Internet. No matter how bad shows Disney makes nothing is changing

    • @NordRheinWestfale
      @NordRheinWestfale 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +11

      @@dalic24 Deep breaths, my friend, it is just a comment of someone who wanted to make a joke.

    • @DWLiam09
      @DWLiam09 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

      ​@@dalic24He´s just talking about star wars fans tho? The new subscriptions can be for different movies/shows, kind of funny you shot on him while talking about something completely else.

    • @DWLiam09
      @DWLiam09 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      ​@@dalic24and star wars is indead not dead, but now people mostly watch it because it is bad, so saying "star wars is dead" us indead false, but they lost their core audience. Also funny how you say he´s dumb while you cant even see the text you´re typing, even me, a non-english speaker can type better than you.

    • @dalic24
      @dalic24 5 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@DWLiam09 i am not an English speaker either. Plus I don't give a f about my spelling you understand evrey thing I say.
      I knownthe truth hurts and I know i go after your favourite youtubers you being gramma police i can't use for anything.
      So wheb you have something about Disney losing subs come back and talk notna second before.

  • @Isidore22
    @Isidore22 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    "Look at what they did to my boy" [stares in disbelief and sadness at what Star Wars has become]

  • @tochukwuudu7763
    @tochukwuudu7763 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +262

    Can't believe Plagueis really said,"Do you want to build a snowman", I actually cried.

    • @Rogue-a-Pogue
      @Rogue-a-Pogue 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +18

      I clapped when Osha hit Sol with the five point palm exploding heart technique.

    • @GLJosh
      @GLJosh 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +25

      Remember this is Disney, "Do you want to build a snowthey?"

    • @tochukwuudu7763
      @tochukwuudu7763 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      @@Rogue-a-Pogue hahahahahahaa

    • @kaden-sd6vb
      @kaden-sd6vb 5 หลายเดือนก่อน

      ​@@GLJosh pffffffff

    • @coolcat23
      @coolcat23 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

      @@GLJosh LOL, and that's how "Snowwhite" became "Snowblack". This is so dumb, it's funny.

  • @tomatocutter
    @tomatocutter 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +215

    It's shocking that Amandala Stenberg can't handle complex fight choreography after we got to see her "dancing ability" in her Discourse video.

    • @unseenmarauder
      @unseenmarauder 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +36

      “Dance moves worthy of a waffle house parking lot” - JLongbone

    • @blarfroer8066
      @blarfroer8066 5 หลายเดือนก่อน

      She can't act, she can't do fight choreos, she can't dance - what skills does she even have?

    • @liamphibia
      @liamphibia 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +7

      Amanda felt so proud of herself mocking the fans.

    • @TastyScotch
      @TastyScotch 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

      She was too busy working on that dance choreo to properly learn the fight choreo for her actual job 😂

    • @Legion-p6y
      @Legion-p6y 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +8

      Dance moves? I thought she was going into convulsions

  • @user-rt3pl5hh3m
    @user-rt3pl5hh3m 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +126

    So let me get this straight. The main character kills her father figure who loved her unconditionally and whose only flaw was that he desperately wanted connection. She then puts all her trust in a man she has known for a couple days who was previously with her twin sister, convinces her that she is sooo much more special than her, kills multiple people in front of her in cold blood while mocking their deaths, and whose LEAST concerning flaw among the litany of them is that he also desperately wants connection. He then proceeds to completely sever all her ties with her biological family by erasing their memories of her so they can run away together. Did I just witness literal abuse?

    • @pedrovargas2181
      @pedrovargas2181 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +7

      Darksiders 🤷🏻‍♂️

    • @disalazarg
      @disalazarg 5 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@user-rt3pl5hh3m well, the writer is a woman, so little wonder.

    • @TheGoodHunterXIII
      @TheGoodHunterXIII 5 หลายเดือนก่อน

      You witnessed headlands rape fantasies. Yes.

    • @Ayy_Nanners
      @Ayy_Nanners 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +29

      Leslye Headland decided to write what she knew I guess! lol

    • @Mullenmeister1510
      @Mullenmeister1510 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

      Well, Smylo Ren is a chad... That should explain it to you

  • @senaheartsong8066
    @senaheartsong8066 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    I love that you said "Intellectually exhausting" because that's exactly it. I find the entire thing exhausting. Even when I was trying to watch it in the beginning, I'd end up exhausted and irritated. Eventually, in the middle of episode 6 I simply turned it off and literally went to clean off my deck. THAT was more entertaining.

  • @RyanTheDark
    @RyanTheDark 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +334

    The mission. The nightmares. They're finally over...

    • @someonesome-h8f
      @someonesome-h8f 5 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Part II
      th-cam.com/video/aQeaztXRhIM/w-d-xo.html

    • @dearcastiel4667
      @dearcastiel4667 5 หลายเดือนก่อน

      In the words of the once great Master Chief: "No, it's only the begining..."

    • @ezw2099
      @ezw2099 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      I'm free

    • @liamphibia
      @liamphibia 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +10

      We still remember you, Fives.

    • @mimikolomamu
      @mimikolomamu 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      Over?? Why do you even bother to begin??

  • @quirkycloud7518
    @quirkycloud7518 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +113

    As if millions of voices suddenly sigh in relief.

  • @kylewest9415
    @kylewest9415 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +112

    “Darth Plagueis” is hands down my favorite Star Wars novel. James Luceno, the author, manages to take an almost throwaway beat in the Prequels and turn it into a gripping gangster story plus a fascinating philosophical look at the Force from the Sith perspective.
    The most Disney could spare him was three seconds crawling out from the rock he apparently lives under.
    Fuck. Right. Off.

    • @leviticusprime4904
      @leviticusprime4904 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

      Disney burned old canon so they could build their shitty replacement on top of it, never forget we lost kotor 3 reven,nihilus,Keria and 1313 to this company.

    • @nahor88
      @nahor88 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      @@leviticusprime4904 We do at least have Dave Filoni and Jon Favreau fighting for us. Mando Season 2 made Jango's Mandalorian backstory canon, along with Jaster Mereel from the Dark Horse comic.

    • @zzzzzzzzzz_me
      @zzzzzzzzzz_me 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

      ​@@nahor88Filoni is just as bad as lesbian headband. He's brutalized the lore countless times to tell an inferior version of the story with his "improvements".

    • @DRUBIN1986
      @DRUBIN1986 5 หลายเดือนก่อน

      I read this as a positive. So glad they didnt let Plagueis speak. They would have ruined him forever.

    • @Captain_Insano_nomercy
      @Captain_Insano_nomercy 5 หลายเดือนก่อน

      That novel is incredible. The only SW book I've read more than once

  • @Durzo1259
    @Durzo1259 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +6

    I went into this saying "screw any reviews, I'll decide for myself, enjoy the good, ignore the bad."
    I came out of the season end with nothing but a feeling of utter mediocrity at best.

  • @DavidAnderson-m5c
    @DavidAnderson-m5c 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +172

    The Geneva Convention will be adding this show to their list of banned punishments.

  • @electricbayonet2
    @electricbayonet2 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +70

    Having Plagueis the Wise just lurking in a nearby cave as all this happens is about as good an idea for a reveal as having Palpatine at the colosseum in Episode II disguised as a hotdog vendor.

  • @123reivaj
    @123reivaj 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +155

    Now i understand why the KK and Disney wanted to sue South Park, they spoiled the next steps of the Rat company.

  • @LEVRAN
    @LEVRAN 5 หลายเดือนก่อน

    Beautifully Said brother Beautifully Said...

  • @Tanner-Gillman
    @Tanner-Gillman 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +255

    the craziest thing about Sols death/character arc in general is that you get the impression that Leslie and the rest of the creative team thought that we as an audience would be championing his failure and eventual “comeuppance.”
    it’s the same way many have pointed out that Han Solo’s death in TFA is normally the sort of death you reserve for a VILLAIN character, not the hero of the story. (getting stabbed, falling off a freakin’ cliff into an explosion, etc.)
    The bottom line is, while flawed, Sol is arguably the most morally upstanding character in the series, and even a decade ago would easily be portrayed as a heroic figure at the least, and the protagonist of the story at most.
    You can almost feel how this whole episode they’re attempting to frame him as a traitorous “Peter Pettigrew i deserve what’s coming to me” type, when in reality-
    Weasel boi betraying him, Osha/Mae choking him out, and the entire freaking Jedi order throwing him under the bus just ends up leaving a bitter taste in the audiences mouth.
    Long story short: I’m sick of Heroes getting punished in these stories.
    #SolDidNothingWrong

    • @BunkerAnon
      @BunkerAnon 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +42

      Yea his big crime was putting down the Smoke Demon who was USING THE DARK SIDE OF THE FORCE

    • @Lumerlume11
      @Lumerlume11 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +21

      This show went through a multitude of reshoots and rewrites. My theory is Sol was portrayed much worse but they didn't have the spine to go through with their own story idea that nobody wanted to see anyways (the Jedi being bad) so instead they rewrote it all to be a confused mess with no real villain.

    • @Tanner-Gillman
      @Tanner-Gillman 5 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@BunkerAnon whilst DISINTEGRATING A CHILD, NO LESS 🧐

    • @wolftamer5463
      @wolftamer5463 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +24

      His death and the fact that they blamed everything on him pissed me off so goddamn much.

    • @Tanner-Gillman
      @Tanner-Gillman 5 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@BunkerAnon whilst DISINTEGRATING A CHILD, NO LESS 🧐

  • @NotsoBigPapaCraig
    @NotsoBigPapaCraig 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +181

    Can you imagine getting a set up for a new Qui Gon, learning a new language! And then the show turns your character to this…

    • @takuid
      @takuid 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      if he was going for Qui Gon, he is just a terrible actor cause Sol is nothing like Qui Gon...AT ALL...

    • @t4rsus90
      @t4rsus90 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +16

      There's very little an actor can do with a "script" like whatever the hell the Acolyte had.

    • @keithc9461
      @keithc9461 5 หลายเดือนก่อน

      For the completist.... Les space witches.., got to be a money earner 😂

  • @zachcurtis1283
    @zachcurtis1283 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +175

    So...the "protagonist" kills her master and turns evil, and we're supposed to feel good about this?

    • @Kyle-sr6jm
      @Kyle-sr6jm 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +54

      Harvey Weinstein's assistant giving you glimpses into her mind.

    • @zachcurtis1283
      @zachcurtis1283 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +7

      @@Kyle-sr6jm pretty much.

    • @jackmeeks2294
      @jackmeeks2294 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +22

      It’s because she’s a strong female character, you’re just supposed to love her and not question her moral compass. Geez have you learned nothing?

    • @oskarfunes2505
      @oskarfunes2505 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      ​@@jackmeeks2294keep up people, bad is good now

    • @unarmored9973
      @unarmored9973 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +7

      The sith are just misunderstood man, you should really give them a chance ya know? Hatred, anger, greed - I mean it's not like the WORST qualities you can find in people or anything.

  • @magicman9218
    @magicman9218 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    i like how yoda was the only one who could see into the future well because he was a 900 year old master but the 20yr old girl can do it with no real training because reasons

  • @ToddMichaelPost
    @ToddMichaelPost 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +244

    You forgot the worst part, the final scene with Yoda. If they are implying that he covered all of this up, it severely undermines him as a revered character or sets him up to be completely inept if he knew about this and did nothing before Palpatine.

    • @daniquemaxwell5070
      @daniquemaxwell5070 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +47

      They brought back Ki Adi Mundi 40 years before his birth do you really think they care if they create retcons and butcher established characters?

    • @TheJohn8765
      @TheJohn8765 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +30

      Just trying to pull down all the revered characters so you can crap on them subsequently. That way their ambiguous and nihilistic worldview can pat itself on the back and substitute itself for what was previously "paternalistic" (in a good way). These people seem to despise any sort of objectively decent viewpoint that doesn't accord with their highly revisionist views. They'd say that's "nuance". I say that's ideology presenting itself as reality.

    • @Tonikane
      @Tonikane 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +9

      This is all writers fanfic with a ridiculous budget

    • @TheTruMan196
      @TheTruMan196 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +26

      @@Tonikane that's an insult to actual FanFiction writers to be honest, that's how bad the Acolyte is 💀😂

    • @ATruckCampbell
      @ATruckCampbell 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

      ​@@TheTruMan196Yea, about every SW what if story is better than this.

  • @holymasterchief
    @holymasterchief 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +218

    You know how some bullies in grade school would leave you alone once they realize they can't get a rise out of you, but other bullies realize they can push you further and further so they do more and more heinous things because they're just that determined to ruin you? That's what these writers feel like.

    • @GSal6
      @GSal6 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +19

      That’s dark. Dark but true

    • @thehat4244
      @thehat4244 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +23

      It's almost like the entire goal was to destroy everything we take joy in.

    • @badbishop1049
      @badbishop1049 5 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Yes, disney are the kind of bullies that hope you will take it with no resistance. That way they know they can keep doing worse and worse things to you for their own demented pleasure.

  • @Eva01-jy2qu7pu9r
    @Eva01-jy2qu7pu9r 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +266

    Drinker: Acolyte is over!
    Everyone: *tapdances* HALLELUJAH!

    • @qZbGmYjS4QusYqv5
      @qZbGmYjS4QusYqv5 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +7

      Leslye: But wait! There's more!
      Henry Kavill's Geralt: Fook!

    • @gamedude412
      @gamedude412 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

      There frightened, they will return in greater numbers

    • @kaasmeester5903
      @kaasmeester5903 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      Shame, I was looking forward to these weekly reviews of it.

  • @AJ-ev3hj
    @AJ-ev3hj 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +421

    The US Army will now be playing the Acolyte instead of waterboarding.

    • @danielbrown9368
      @danielbrown9368 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +23

      We're going to arrest you for suggesting that, but yes.

    • @dawnfire82
      @dawnfire82 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +29

      Hilarious fact: the Marines guarding Saddam Hussein used to play South Park: Bigger, Longer, and Uncut as his daily television entertainment.
      For anyone who doesn't know, Saddam is a character in the movie and is Satan's gay lover.

    • @dcmastermindfirst9418
      @dcmastermindfirst9418 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +13

      They should just use She hulk.
      That'll break em fast!

    • @pheonixblue01
      @pheonixblue01 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

      @@mablesfatalfable6021Have you heard of Canada? Nice people. Until they’re not.

    • @indrapratama7668
      @indrapratama7668 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +6

      The Acolyte is now a staple menu in Guantanamo.