How The Dark Knight Rises Should Have Ended

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  • Check out HISHE's spin on the epic conclusion to The Dark Knight Trilogy: How The Dark Knight Rises Should Have Ended. As always, be on the lookout for special guest appearances by some of your favorite HISHE characters!
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ความคิดเห็น • 22K

  • @xiang5814
    @xiang5814 9 ปีที่แล้ว +5196

    The sleeping darts say:"knight knight". Clever.

    • @2fast4coolness66
      @2fast4coolness66 8 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      I know right

    • @ravengaming5381
      @ravengaming5381 8 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      +2fast 4coolness "I can take it over the bay" Game Theory says otherwise

    • @firegamer6231
      @firegamer6231 7 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Xiang awwwwww yeah

    • @steliosa7078
      @steliosa7078 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Why is it clever?

    • @angdata9371
      @angdata9371 5 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      ^ A pun on "Night night", since that's a.. sleeping dart : D

  • @NaughtyNotorious
    @NaughtyNotorious 8 ปีที่แล้ว +3534

    "Yea, I've been stabbed... and I might be bleeding out... but it's ok because... because I'm Batman."

    • @hamzauchiha2045
      @hamzauchiha2045 8 ปีที่แล้ว +40

      Naughty Notorious well poop... I guess this means you're screwed

    • @jakubfrei3757
      @jakubfrei3757 6 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      Because... Because I'm Batmaghgg.. :D

    • @knanzeynalov7133
      @knanzeynalov7133 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      🤣🤣🤣

    • @sibongilemoyo6640
      @sibongilemoyo6640 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      obito is that you 😢

  • @jordanclark8938
    @jordanclark8938 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3301

    "Get busy swimming or get busy dying" is one of the best hishe lines ever and totally is true Lucious could have done that lol.

    • @NintendoCaprisunish
      @NintendoCaprisunish 4 ปีที่แล้ว +104

      It’s a good Shawshank Redemption reference!

    • @b4yt_
      @b4yt_ 3 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      No it is "Because i'm BATMAN!"

    • @matiasr6509
      @matiasr6509 3 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      I prefer "get busy diving or get busy dying"

    • @chrono2959
      @chrono2959 3 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      It's more or less what my grandpa told me when he taught me how to swim that's basically what he said while throwing me in the deep end.

    • @AtoZcrazypoint21
      @AtoZcrazypoint21 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Good

  • @user-kk9mq5ps7l
    @user-kk9mq5ps7l 7 ปีที่แล้ว +2567

    “Worst death ever”
    Best line in this parody.

    • @suleimanthemagnificent4364
      @suleimanthemagnificent4364 4 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      Padme Luke Admiral Ackbar and Osborn:,,Hold our beers!“

    • @aunglin1721
      @aunglin1721 4 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      “Get busy swimming or get busy dying”

    • @Gojirawars03
      @Gojirawars03 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      “Here, have some money.”

    • @trasegorsuch5140
      @trasegorsuch5140 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      How could it be better?

    • @maksymilianziele28
      @maksymilianziele28 3 หลายเดือนก่อน

      And Batman spent his last moments listening to her last words and sounds instead of trying to bandage his wound or something.

  • @cobb541
    @cobb541 10 ปีที่แล้ว +10004

    Hey, you wanna know my secret identity ?

    • @miriamdiedrich7524
      @miriamdiedrich7524 10 ปีที่แล้ว +913

      Is it Bruce Wayne?

    • @Satbirsran
      @Satbirsran 10 ปีที่แล้ว +217

      Kind of like your utility belt

    • @jakeblues875
      @jakeblues875 10 ปีที่แล้ว +200

      satbir sran BECAUSE HE'S BATMAAN!

    • @cobb541
      @cobb541 10 ปีที่แล้ว +401

      matthew standell BECAUSE I'M BATMAAAAN

    • @Satbirsran
      @Satbirsran 10 ปีที่แล้ว +58

      Batman you are awesome Bruce Wayne

  • @Raza2701
    @Raza2701 7 ปีที่แล้ว +5482

    Worst. Death. Ever.
    So true 😂

    • @darkknightbatman8269
      @darkknightbatman8269 7 ปีที่แล้ว +35

      Raza Awais for you

    • @carimabdala
      @carimabdala 6 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      IKR

    • @davids.3584
      @davids.3584 5 ปีที่แล้ว +98

      I knew that it would be in this video since is was so bad

    • @ryuuotaku35
      @ryuuotaku35 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Raza Awais True story.

    • @karenstrong6734
      @karenstrong6734 5 ปีที่แล้ว +38

      Yeah, it was very a cheesy death, 😂😂

  • @autumnwinds5353
    @autumnwinds5353 8 ปีที่แล้ว +1762

    How are you still breathing right now?! Never mind...I already..I already know what you're gonna sa- *BECAUSE I'M BATMAN*

    • @Bobby-ke4jl
      @Bobby-ke4jl 8 ปีที่แล้ว +44

      I walked right into that one

    • @chrishall2594
      @chrishall2594 8 ปีที่แล้ว +41

      +Bobby yes you did

    • @Robin007George
      @Robin007George 8 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      +Autumnwinds BECAUSE I'M BATMANBECAUSE I'M BATMAN

    • @thesushi1947
      @thesushi1947 8 ปีที่แล้ว +53

      I walked right into that one
      *Yes you did*

    • @shadowrevenant8665
      @shadowrevenant8665 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      HEY THAT'S MY LINE, But i approved it

  • @nielsoncallejo8845
    @nielsoncallejo8845 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1967

    Gordon: "have some money"
    Also Gordon: *gives toilet paper instead*
    I mean everyone will take that these days

    • @z-man1237
      @z-man1237 4 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      It may as well be the most purchased item in stores

    • @---nb1ly
      @---nb1ly 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@z-man1237 um....in korea its the masks

    • @z-man1237
      @z-man1237 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      편집자라임
      True

    • @NaughtyNotorious
      @NaughtyNotorious 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      aah Mr Morgan Nice to see you again....

    • @G1bs0n306
      @G1bs0n306 4 ปีที่แล้ว +29

      Pretty sure those were tissues....

  • @connorclemmons8698
    @connorclemmons8698 8 ปีที่แล้ว +5297

    "Well, get busy swimming or get busy dying..." - The voice of God, when he flooded the Earth.

    • @AlphaAzure-blu
      @AlphaAzure-blu 8 ปีที่แล้ว +105

      It took me a moment to process this joke

    • @connorclemmons8698
      @connorclemmons8698 8 ปีที่แล้ว +62

      Alpha Azure Was it a good joke though?

    • @AlphaAzure-blu
      @AlphaAzure-blu 8 ปีที่แล้ว +96

      Connor Clemmons fucki'n amazing dude.

    • @connorclemmons8698
      @connorclemmons8698 8 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      ***** Not really. Land of Cain isn't a Garden of Eden, so those that died kind of deserved it.

    • @NbDyKiran
      @NbDyKiran 8 ปีที่แล้ว +37

      If you actually get it, it's 20 times as funny. It's a shawshank redemption reference :D

  • @ichigouzumaki324
    @ichigouzumaki324 8 ปีที่แล้ว +2091

    lmao... "heck no, I'm not wearing that"

    • @thambidave
      @thambidave 7 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      Vincent Hemsley Cough Cough Family Friendly Channel Cough Cough

    • @DankBlitzwing
      @DankBlitzwing 6 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      Should have been the 2003 Robin Outfit, or Nightwing.

    • @UchihaFabio
      @UchihaFabio 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@DankBlitzwing probably Nightwing

  • @verbatimstudiosnz3197
    @verbatimstudiosnz3197 8 ปีที่แล้ว +1671

    Oh Hell no, I'm not wearing that.
    -Blake.

    • @spacewolfblackmane19
      @spacewolfblackmane19 8 ปีที่แล้ว +59

      Leon .C the main reason we may never see a classic Robin

    • @anilsharma-xn6gb
      @anilsharma-xn6gb 7 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      This is best man of bats .

    • @jg-zp9ft
      @jg-zp9ft 7 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      heck, not hell

    • @fdsjlaf
      @fdsjlaf 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      He was gunna wear the nightwing costume

  • @hemanthrajhanish4459
    @hemanthrajhanish4459 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1219

    I love how the batman's voice is just like batman's voice

    • @pelonis2523
      @pelonis2523 4 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      Almost like thats the point

    • @yearoldnut4797
      @yearoldnut4797 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      why are you trying to steal Captain Obvious’s title?

    • @volt3091
      @volt3091 4 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      *hm, yes, the floor here is made out of floor*

    • @castetan2002
      @castetan2002 3 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      I love how the batman's voice is just like batman's voice because he's batman

    • @manhmario1500
      @manhmario1500 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Because he's BATMAN

  • @jazzyprince3335
    @jazzyprince3335 9 ปีที่แล้ว +594

    Best Morgan freeman impression ever!

    • @Eevee136
      @Eevee136 9 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      Thank Gassy Mexican for that.

    • @jacobstormann4452
      @jacobstormann4452 9 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Nobody fucks with Morgan Freeman!

    • @GuessWho195
      @GuessWho195 9 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Eevee136 Wait that was Max? Wow I didn't even realise that...

    • @IMmephiles
      @IMmephiles 9 ปีที่แล้ว

      Fredico Finjay Goddamn you're a crybaby.

    • @SoloOrTroll
      @SoloOrTroll 9 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Fredico Finjay You're not being funny.

  • @Mike-eo1bw
    @Mike-eo1bw 9 ปีที่แล้ว +3912

    I like how everyone knows who Batman is who wears a mask, but no one can identify Superman as Clark Kent in the movies.

    • @tugulduraltansukh3792
      @tugulduraltansukh3792 7 ปีที่แล้ว +164

      clark erases people's mind with his glasses thats why no one can remember him

    • @h4724-q6j
      @h4724-q6j 7 ปีที่แล้ว +67

      Tuguldur Altansukh You can't tell who someone is if they wear glasses

    • @doomsdayclock7024
      @doomsdayclock7024 7 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Tuguldur Altansukh} qe

    • @Sevan_UP
      @Sevan_UP 7 ปีที่แล้ว +33

      Mikeylangelo dc logic at its finest

    • @mainman3476
      @mainman3476 6 ปีที่แล้ว +78

      Who would suspect a nerdy reporter with no self confidence to be a god?

  • @OrangeKyle91
    @OrangeKyle91 8 ปีที่แล้ว +1790

    I just realized that all of these Superhero Cafe scenes that we love so much are basically just Daniel Baxter talking to himself. XD

    • @sv4mp3n98
      @sv4mp3n98 8 ปีที่แล้ว +83

      It's pretty sad I like it more when it's 2 people doing it togheter

    • @anthonyandersen1390
      @anthonyandersen1390 8 ปีที่แล้ว +45

      Like Seth macfarlne

    • @jacksonvader5980
      @jacksonvader5980 6 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      OrangeKyle91 what app on the App Store did he download to make these videos

    • @claudius3359
      @claudius3359 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@sv4mp3n98 Then imagine what Dee Bradley Baker have to go through for years

    • @Guyettejohn
      @Guyettejohn 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Kinda like Tom Hardy (as Eddie AND Venom)

  • @allanramirez5124
    @allanramirez5124 4 ปีที่แล้ว +623

    Y’all need to make a “because I’m Batman t shirt” would definitely buy

    • @noodlesmaster69420
      @noodlesmaster69420 4 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      Allan Ramirez They have it. I bought one

    • @jackavery7179
      @jackavery7179 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Yessssssssssss and have all the HISHE batman's on it

  • @turtledude83
    @turtledude83 8 ปีที่แล้ว +1527

    "HI ALFRED! SORRY BRUCE MADE YOU CRY!"
    XD God bless you Superman, you made my day.

    • @morrishakeemschluter2821
      @morrishakeemschluter2821 8 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      Move the microphone closer to my face??

    • @austin_awm
      @austin_awm 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      Turtledude83 right ! 🤣

    • @bread8159
      @bread8159 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      Morris Schlüter Schlueter lol

    • @vivekadepu3582
      @vivekadepu3582 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      he is already a god dude

    • @PanzerMold
      @PanzerMold 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      So genuine. Lol

  • @kyliesouthwick5904
    @kyliesouthwick5904 8 ปีที่แล้ว +1026

    Lol, Clark...
    Clark: Hi Alfred! Sorry Bruce made you cry!

    • @cupstv4768
      @cupstv4768 8 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      +Kylie Southwick it was Robin

    • @braindamagedgirl-zu9xk
      @braindamagedgirl-zu9xk 8 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      +Cups TV naw ot was sups

    • @carlocumino824
      @carlocumino824 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      Kylie Southwick Clark is fantastic. Why Bruce bring his fake nerd friend at a date?
      Because he‘s BATMAN

    • @anuragrebelli4267
      @anuragrebelli4267 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Did Martha cry as well.......???
      Batman: hey my mother's dead
      Clark: my mother's Martha as well. Are u speaking abt her
      Batman: tell me WHY DID U SAY THAT NAME.......???

    • @pulsare.m.6719
      @pulsare.m.6719 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      I just died right there

  • @kratosboa
    @kratosboa 9 ปีที่แล้ว +362

    "Get busy swimming or get busy dying" oh man Shawshank redemption xDDDD

    • @CanisMythson
      @CanisMythson 9 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Hey, I have that mouse!
      I caught it myself lol

    • @teaotspp
      @teaotspp 9 ปีที่แล้ว

      +Đức Anh Lê Came here for this

    • @marcelniculanicula1307
      @marcelniculanicula1307 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      +teaotspp de

  • @sglmrn
    @sglmrn 7 ปีที่แล้ว +429

    "Here Have Some Money"
    HOLDS UP A TISSUE BOX

    • @sglmrn
      @sglmrn 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @Edward HARRISON [13M3] Haha yeah

    • @arthurmorgan1007
      @arthurmorgan1007 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Lmao aged perfectly

    • @sherlockstrange1693
      @sherlockstrange1693 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Classic

    • @pats10
      @pats10 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Drugsssssss

  • @firatabuleyla473
    @firatabuleyla473 8 ปีที่แล้ว +822

    I actually love Bane's voice.

    • @maskeddedede5962
      @maskeddedede5962 8 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      +Firat Abuleyla Me too buddy. I think we're a rare breed.

    • @2fast4coolness66
      @2fast4coolness66 8 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Yea we are

    • @water_color
      @water_color 8 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      I like his spanish voice better

    • @water_color
      @water_color 8 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      But this banes voice is LEGEND

    • @sallyW.
      @sallyW. 8 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      +Firat Abuleyla
      I fell in love with that voice

  • @stanhenderson6255
    @stanhenderson6255 8 ปีที่แล้ว +479

    greatest one liner eva, Because I'm Batman

  • @SarahCookefilms
    @SarahCookefilms 9 ปีที่แล้ว +171

    I lost it with the Robin costume part :'D

  • @vishnumenon9815
    @vishnumenon9815 4 ปีที่แล้ว +247

    Technically bane knew that one day everyone will wear mask
    Bane: which year it is
    The ancient one: your about a few years early

    • @MasterAnakinSkyWalker
      @MasterAnakinSkyWalker 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      So does that mean Bane predicted 2020?

    • @vishnumenon9815
      @vishnumenon9815 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@MasterAnakinSkyWalker yep he was just few years early

    • @DavidGonzalez-pk4jr
      @DavidGonzalez-pk4jr 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      The Dark Knight Rises is supposed to take place in 2016

  • @nightprowler6336
    @nightprowler6336 8 ปีที่แล้ว +326

    How are you still breathing right now?
    Oh Oh forget it
    Because I'm Batman
    Huh I walked right into that one
    yes you did.

  • @Jordan-ku2zh
    @Jordan-ku2zh 9 ปีที่แล้ว +918

    BECAUSE I'M

  • @benturian
    @benturian 8 ปีที่แล้ว +207

    "Oh poop guess we're screwed" what should have happened was he came back to life and was a like "NO YOUR NOT........BECAUSE IM MATMAN"

    • @FNCREEKER
      @FNCREEKER 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Matman?

    • @syednoorerasul
      @syednoorerasul 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@FNCREEKER yeah he sells mats, gotta do something to make extra pocket money

  • @tomhaland3704
    @tomhaland3704 5 ปีที่แล้ว +195

    3:06 instant regret from Clark right there

    • @lia5911
      @lia5911 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Gio Vini yep....

    • @jeuryrabassa9534
      @jeuryrabassa9534 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      He shouldn't have that.

  • @dannyhernandez265
    @dannyhernandez265 8 ปีที่แล้ว +373

    "Good call son, here have some money". LoL

  • @harleenquinzel9369
    @harleenquinzel9369 9 ปีที่แล้ว +257

    Why can't superman and batman be like this together in the comics and movies? They could be buddies! That would totally make an awesome movie instead of what I think the man of steel 2 will be like. They could argue, have some fights, but yet still be buddies like this. I think it would be cool instead of them trying to kill each other. (We all know bman will win cause of popularity.)

    • @yohudgens446
      @yohudgens446 9 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      love the makers of 'What If' ! YEAH BATMAN JUST GOT FANBASE.
      But yeah he's the fuc king BATMAN

    • @harleenquinzel9369
      @harleenquinzel9369 9 ปีที่แล้ว

      Batman 😊 but that man of steel 2 movie, Idk if they're going to keep it like the comics.

    • @sexyt-rexy9205
      @sexyt-rexy9205 9 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Harleen Quinzel it is because superman can defeat everyone by himself in five seconds while batman watches

    • @Xorgmaster
      @Xorgmaster 9 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      yes...they are best friends in the comics. There was even a long-running series called Batman Superman.

    • @CountryMetal01
      @CountryMetal01 9 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Trex master unless that green rock shows up

  • @gega27tt
    @gega27tt 8 ปีที่แล้ว +420

    woow you made God's aka morgan freeman voice just as him! hahaha

  • @leviackermen7846
    @leviackermen7846 4 ปีที่แล้ว +92

    Morgan Freeman shines in every HISHE clip! Lol, "get busy swimming.."

  • @AussieFourWheelers
    @AussieFourWheelers 10 ปีที่แล้ว +772

    The Dark Knight was way better

    • @BornStudios
      @BornStudios 10 ปีที่แล้ว +64

      Agreed

    • @BornStudios
      @BornStudios 10 ปีที่แล้ว +61

      Rushi Desai
      Your cool, and I totally agree with you too. Batman Begins, and The Dark Knight Rises were amazing. But The Dark Knight? all the action, The new batman suit, a very good story, HEATH LEDGER AS THE JOKER!?!? Pure gold.

    • @thibaldus3
      @thibaldus3 10 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      *****
      Yeah TDK beats all but BB is still vastly superior to TDKR.
      It has a tighter script, a clear throughline, and not as much giant plotholes as TDKR.
      Nolan rewrote both BB and TDK but didn't do so for TDKR (he was kinda pushed by the studio into doing this third movie) and Goyer isn't very good either at dialogues or plot. And boy, did I feel it while watching the movie.

    • @galenmarek7107
      @galenmarek7107 10 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      thibaldus3 Still I believe it's something he still wanna do he was just rushed to do it cuz he left to do Inception and only had two years left. I mean, had he came back and worked on the script from the start Rises could've been as good as TDK.

    • @thibaldus3
      @thibaldus3 10 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Galen Marek
      Yeah, how I wish that's what he had done !
      I would have been satisfied with a Batman Begins kind of quality. It's still raging to have the last installment of the trilogy be the weakest. (In term of plot & dialogues at least, and that's what I watch a movie for).

  • @schrodingerscat1077
    @schrodingerscat1077 7 ปีที่แล้ว +126

    2:43
    "Master Wayne, are you sitting next to that wanted criminal?"

    • @TigerWing141
      @TigerWing141 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Selina, “Ex criminal!”
      Superman, “What up Alfred?”
      Bruce, “ Not the right time Clark!”
      Clark, “Now?”
      Bruce, “Now.”
      2:49

  • @ItsKitchBro
    @ItsKitchBro 6 ปีที่แล้ว +150

    "I was gonna save em for later... Then i thought... Now's good."

  • @spaghettboy6883
    @spaghettboy6883 4 ปีที่แล้ว +80

    I love watching the evolution of the “relationship” between coffee shop batman and superman.
    Also. Toilet paper is money now.

  • @juliaRN2023
    @juliaRN2023 8 ปีที่แล้ว +244

    I can't get over Clark kent saying, "hi, alfred sorry bruce made you cry" 😂😂😂

  • @hunterkiller1440
    @hunterkiller1440 10 ปีที่แล้ว +64

    Can't wait for HISHE versions of Batman Begins or the other Batman films.

    • @LordSaiya
      @LordSaiya 10 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      The next Batman will be Ben Affleck. He'll be in the upcoming Batman vs Superman (or Superman vs Batman, however they decide to name it).

    • @Zeruel3
      @Zeruel3 10 ปีที่แล้ว

      Joshua Alonzo
      It'll be OK, he's Batman

    • @lovenaturejen2284
      @lovenaturejen2284 10 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Uh dude it already came out a while ago Batman begins
      "well getting busy watching or ge busy dying"

    • @NeoConnor1
      @NeoConnor1 10 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      The Batman Begins one is now on the HISHE channel.

    • @lovenaturejen2284
      @lovenaturejen2284 10 ปีที่แล้ว

      sweet

  • @eddie0326ful
    @eddie0326ful 8 ปีที่แล้ว +505

    Love the shawshank reference

    • @reeclipse2335
      @reeclipse2335 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      Тhе Dаrk Кnight Risеs mооооviе hееееrе => twitter.com/f825802c1efcaaca8/status/795841858291126273 Hоw Тhе Dаааrk Кnight Risеееs Shоuld Hаvе Еnded

    • @pickhead7659
      @pickhead7659 7 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Clone Wars 1.0 Did you get hacked?

    • @MrElionor
      @MrElionor 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      +Clone Wars 1.0
      FUCK YOU

    • @Chief_Bill
      @Chief_Bill 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Yeepa

    • @baptistic
      @baptistic 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      What's that reference?

  • @annnee6818
    @annnee6818 6 ปีที่แล้ว +65

    "I walked right into that one!"
    - "Yes you did!" 😂😂😂

  • @MrSishirpeyyeti
    @MrSishirpeyyeti 8 ปีที่แล้ว +561

    "Walked right into that one" -Superman 2k16

  • @iamSketchH
    @iamSketchH 10 ปีที่แล้ว +48

    Everyone always asks which is better, Superman or Batman. True, Superman is awesome and can fly, but the reason Batman is the best is--
    --BECAUSE HE'S BATMAN!!!!!!!

  • @Jaguar2877
    @Jaguar2877 10 ปีที่แล้ว +20

    @3:29 had me laughing so hard i would've said the same thing too

  • @dalek3257
    @dalek3257 4 ปีที่แล้ว +142

    I still can't get over how the knife pierced the armor if a bullet can't

    • @haiderzaidi5551
      @haiderzaidi5551 3 ปีที่แล้ว +41

      Maybe the knife went through the mesh while the bullet clanged against the armour plates? Only logical explanation I could think of

    • @eric_moore-6126
      @eric_moore-6126 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Different armor quality at different parts of his body, maybe.

    • @dalek3257
      @dalek3257 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@eric_moore-6126 For Anyone Else, Sure... But For Batman, He's A Billionaire Who Strives For Perfection And You Know That He's Willing To Spend Whatever It Takes To Make Himself Invincible. We've Seen Bruce's Collage Of Strengthening His Armor And That Practically Showed Us That The Guy's Armor Is Impenetrable And Him Being The Smert Boi He Is, He Would Have Probably Thought Ahead Of A Knife Attack So It All Comes Down To My Hypothesis That Nolan Wrote Himself Into A Corner And He Knew That He Had To Weasel His Way Out Of It So He Went Along With It And Hoped Everybody Would Ignore It For The Sake Of Plot And Drama.....
      And Thems The Facts 👽

    • @govindmenon1859
      @govindmenon1859 2 ปีที่แล้ว +32

      in the second movie, bruce asks for armor that he could be more mobile in, such as being able to turn his head, etc. Fox says to him "separation of the plates will make you susceptible to knives but ok". All you had to do was pay attention hon

    • @dalek3257
      @dalek3257 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@govindmenon1859 i don't personally remember that bit but if it did happen, then I thank you for sharing it here. Gotta Love when people mistake your continuity for blunt writing 💀

  • @johnreesed.3559
    @johnreesed.3559 8 ปีที่แล้ว +362

    is it just me or gordon looked like ned flanders from simpsons

  • @bardonardo2001
    @bardonardo2001 9 ปีที่แล้ว +40

    "Oh heck no I'm not wearing that!!!" - Blake Johnson 2012

  • @IGNXIII
    @IGNXIII 10 ปีที่แล้ว +67

    That was the best "Because I'm Batman" ever.

  • @rensv7928
    @rensv7928 5 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    0:45 To be fair, Bane did have like ten armed guards standing around him. I don't think those people would have sat by while Batman cheeses the bossfight.

  • @GamesLegitament
    @GamesLegitament 10 ปีที่แล้ว +44

    1:23 "Good call rookie! Here, have some money (Hands him tissues)" LOL!

  • @wickedbat4710
    @wickedbat4710 8 ปีที่แล้ว +270

    2:06 Nah I think Nightwing getting hit by a godamn rock, is the worst death ever.

    • @clyax113
      @clyax113 7 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Yeah, the writers really stretched for that one.

    • @clyax113
      @clyax113 7 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      *****
      Is there an actual man with a rock, or are you joking?

    • @clyax113
      @clyax113 7 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      *****
      Does that mean man with a piece of paper lived, or did all three of them die?

    • @clyax113
      @clyax113 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      *****
      So.... they're waiting to bring them back?

    • @clyax113
      @clyax113 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      *****
      Oh ok, thanks.

  • @adamiqbal08
    @adamiqbal08 10 ปีที่แล้ว +72

    I'm going to like this video. You know why? BECAUSE I'M BATMAN

    • @silasschrewe700
      @silasschrewe700 10 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Noch your not bitch

    • @Cole4point0
      @Cole4point0 10 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Silas Schrewe if I hit the translate button its says "still not your b****" true story

    • @Cole4point0
      @Cole4point0 10 ปีที่แล้ว

      BECAUSE I'M BATMAN!!!! not really I am a sith

    • @Nothing_serious
      @Nothing_serious 10 ปีที่แล้ว

      No you're not

    • @sjh2002
      @sjh2002 9 ปีที่แล้ว

      I'M Batman

  • @conmanay4563
    @conmanay4563 3 ปีที่แล้ว +15

    1:36 oops, I seem to have activated the emergency flood chambers, I suppose this will put a hiccup in whatever plans you had with stealing the reactor wouldn’t it? I do apologize....well, get busy swimming or get busy dying😂
    Still one of the absolute best HISHE moments

    • @TigerWing141
      @TigerWing141 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      Bane, “Foiled by a old man!”

  • @yuahri_
    @yuahri_ 8 ปีที่แล้ว +95

    Superman: Hey Alfred! Sorry Bruce made you cry!
    THIS HAD ME

    • @jonnybritain
      @jonnybritain 8 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      +Leo Kliesen that's my favorite part

    • @ayushrajmehrotra1318
      @ayushrajmehrotra1318 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      What does that mean? I couldn't get it.

  • @mybluecatstudio
    @mybluecatstudio 9 ปีที่แล้ว +42

    I don't care how many years it has been, "I'm Batman!" will NEVER be a boring joke to me XD

  • @as7river
    @as7river 8 ปีที่แล้ว +68

    "I guess I'm bleeding out. But it's ok, because... because I'm Batman!" Greatest line ever.

  • @mailamya
    @mailamya 6 ปีที่แล้ว +24

    Sees the robin suit
    -OH HECK NO IM NOT WARING THAT!

  • @SniperSX
    @SniperSX 8 ปีที่แล้ว +81

    "I don't think that's such a good idea, what if something happen and we have zero cops left? Holy cow you're right, I think this drugs have me talking crazy." Ahahaha.

    • @wasteland_gz
      @wasteland_gz 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      WagnerColt “here take some money”

    • @theflaasmomflyr8691
      @theflaasmomflyr8691 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      WASTELAND_GZ **hands tissue box**

  • @ytwtchng6532
    @ytwtchng6532 8 ปีที่แล้ว +91

    I didn't get it the first time I saw this but "get busy swimming or get busy dying " is hilarious

    • @AadharTyagi
      @AadharTyagi 8 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      +D Dellz yeah, Shawshank redemption reference

    • @vansh2702
      @vansh2702 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      U Tube 2 Dr

    • @vansh2702
      @vansh2702 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Aadhar Tyagi r

    • @vansh2702
      @vansh2702 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      6

  • @MrVulcanator
    @MrVulcanator 10 ปีที่แล้ว +47

    Anyone else remember how in Batman Begins Lucius Fox said that the suit could stop a knife?

    • @Sired2Klaus
      @Sired2Klaus 10 ปีที่แล้ว +68

      Yeah but in The Dark Knight he trades that suit for a more flexible suit which is more vulnerable to knives as stated by Fox

    • @MrVulcanator
      @MrVulcanator 10 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Warning_Known_Fangirl Didn't see that one. That would explain how he can turn his head and move his arms a little better.

    • @marelicainavokado
      @marelicainavokado 10 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I don't understand how Ra's beat the crap out of him if he was wearing the batsuit and helmet.

    • @CrazyChunkles
      @CrazyChunkles 10 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      But in The Dark Knight he effectively gets a new suit, which is more flexible due to the separation of the plates of armour, which could make it more susceptible to knives

    • @TruGamingReloaded
      @TruGamingReloaded 10 ปีที่แล้ว

      *****
      Couldn't they weld the armor on the suit kinda like how the weld the armor on the Abrams Tank?

  • @enteranamehere3242
    @enteranamehere3242 7 ปีที่แล้ว +20

    "Heck, no I'm not wearing THAT!" XD

  • @relm.5934
    @relm.5934 8 ปีที่แล้ว +100

    that last one got me like
    .
    .
    .
    "Oh Heck NO I'm not wearing that."
    XD

  • @uzumaki01_
    @uzumaki01_ 10 ปีที่แล้ว +53

    AW HECK NAWWW AH'M NAWT WEARIN' DAT. xD That cracked me up.

    • @ThisMsMisfit
      @ThisMsMisfit 10 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      The new costume will be totally badass.

  • @dangoesforth
    @dangoesforth 10 ปีที่แล้ว +23

    Is it bad that I just watch this for the Café scene

  • @19TheFallen
    @19TheFallen 7 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    What's that?! Move the microphone closer to my face? Is that what you said? Ahahaha! Good night, everybody!

  • @TheRevan1231
    @TheRevan1231 9 ปีที่แล้ว +17

    Superman: you got stabbed. How are you still breathing?......trys to say nevermind..
    Batman: cause im batman.
    Superman: i walked right into that one.
    Bman: yes you did..

  • @PeterSivazak
    @PeterSivazak 10 ปีที่แล้ว +72

    Bane wins. That's how it should have ended.

    • @PeterSivazak
      @PeterSivazak 10 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Raezon Thomas Fuck off.

    • @Hevenlee
      @Hevenlee 10 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Raezon Thomas he's right, the way Cat woman saved him was complete BS how did she know Bane was about to kill batman, she busted from a wall with the bat-o-cycle

    • @racheld9917
      @racheld9917 10 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      That would be cool.

    • @PeterSivazak
      @PeterSivazak 10 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      ***** Do you live in a trashcan?

    • @Hevenlee
      @Hevenlee 10 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      TheBigSuegroski yes, yes he does.

  • @Hewylewis
    @Hewylewis 8 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    NOBODY at that restaurant recognized Bruce Wayne? Seriously?

  • @jasonjoyner4325
    @jasonjoyner4325 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    How does it feel to have beaten Marvel to the punch on the sleeping dart joke by 9 years!

    • @joelee1435
      @joelee1435 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Explain i cant remember?

  • @FirmNips
    @FirmNips 10 ปีที่แล้ว +27

    Am I the only one that laughed really hard because the sleeping agents in the dart was labeled 'Knight Knight'?

  • @batitony
    @batitony 8 ปีที่แล้ว +65

    anyone noticed the girl at 2:32 ? that's the same girl who appeared in the Inception Hishe when everyone was dreaming. Nice touch hehe

  • @JasonBot123
    @JasonBot123 10 ปีที่แล้ว +31

    all praise the mighty Max Gonzalez for doing the Morgan Freeman voice so well.

    • @JDGWI
      @JDGWI 10 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      and daniel gidlow, he's better than max

    • @littlecat2465
      @littlecat2465 10 ปีที่แล้ว

      ***** Because he's BATMAN!

  • @Amazo_thecreator8986
    @Amazo_thecreator8986 4 ปีที่แล้ว +14

    Blake: Oh heck no i'm not wearin' that! 😂😂😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @jisselcastellanos1332
    @jisselcastellanos1332 11 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    "Because I'm Batman ! >:D " The answer to all the questions.

  • @nehathejedi4962
    @nehathejedi4962 9 ปีที่แล้ว +17

    Get busy swimming or get busy dying.
    Shawshank Redemption reference ;)

  • @evernightghost9014
    @evernightghost9014 10 ปีที่แล้ว +22

    Batman: Because I'm Batman!
    Superman:I walked right into that
    Batman: Yes you did.
    Me: Laughing so hard i fell out of my chair.

  • @polartitangaming1887
    @polartitangaming1887 7 ปีที่แล้ว +59

    worst...death...ever: best line ever

  • @policeofficer176
    @policeofficer176 8 ปีที่แล้ว +44

    *inhales*
    BECAUSE IM BATMAN!!!!!!!!!!

  • @transakira
    @transakira 10 ปีที่แล้ว +28

    I can stand that Selina saved Batman. But I can't stand that Bane got shot and killed so suddenly

    • @thebattrio5251
      @thebattrio5251 10 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Yeah the ending seemed to rushed

    • @themastersmadface8241
      @themastersmadface8241 10 ปีที่แล้ว

      Geah when i saw that i was like "what, that was it?!"

    • @TheAllenHolt
      @TheAllenHolt 10 ปีที่แล้ว

      Is it weird that I liked Bane. I know he's a villain and all (one of many) but
      I just hated that he died. : /
      Would've been better if he had been imprisoned (but not in like a god forsaken hole) just stick to bat code ; )

    • @smidget5843
      @smidget5843 10 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      yeah it was horrible when catwoman killed him..... i mean it was terrible..... so anticlimactic... it actually ruined the movie for me

    • @MicahGreaney
      @MicahGreaney 9 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I loved it. It was to drive home the point that the entire movie was making. Anyone can be Batman, and yet no one can be. The idea is that Batman is no one special. This is supported by the fact that he constantly falls. (Why do we fall, Bruise?) But the difference is that Batman always gets back up. That's the point. Even after everyone chalked him off as a villain, he got back up. Even after now everyone thinks that he's dead, he will get back up again. Even though he's an ordinary man, he has become more than a man. Which is exactly what Batman Begins was all about. Just some perspective for you, mate. ;)

  • @Willverinerage
    @Willverinerage 10 ปีที่แล้ว +33

    "Walked right into that one"
    "Yes you did"
    ROTFL!

  • @Lucas-ek2uc
    @Lucas-ek2uc ปีที่แล้ว +7

    2:31 Super Café timestamp (This is just for me)

  • @CBFmedia
    @CBFmedia 10 ปีที่แล้ว +105

    Batman, Jesus, Chuck Norris it's all the same XD

    • @jackgreen4951
      @jackgreen4951 10 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      You forgot Mr.T fool

    • @snakeboy1912
      @snakeboy1912 10 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Actually Jesus is above those two, even if both of them r super badass

    • @CBFmedia
      @CBFmedia 10 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      snakeboy1912 lets not put religion into this shall we?

    • @Animeparodiesmaster
      @Animeparodiesmaster 10 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      ***** hey don't bad mouth God or Jesus. If you don't like God or Jesus keep it to yourself and don't insult all Christians

    • @VideoQuestEx
      @VideoQuestEx 10 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      snakeboy1912
      Amen to that!

  • @GrandRiserOfficial
    @GrandRiserOfficial 10 ปีที่แล้ว +30

    You got nice voice actors there. Salute!

  • @kevonmanuel
    @kevonmanuel 7 ปีที่แล้ว +74

    I need to stop watching these videos. Laughing will kill me.

    • @lia5911
      @lia5911 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      NewYorkBlack especially in the middle of the night.....

  • @lucasdg6904
    @lucasdg6904 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    “Well, get busy swimming or get busy dyin’.”
    - Lucius Fox

  • @ninadpathak6399
    @ninadpathak6399 8 ปีที่แล้ว +38

    Batman - Hey Miss Kyle..... Do you wanna know my secret Identity
    Selena - Is it Bruce wayne ?
    Batman - how does everybody knows ... righ... ahm.... MAYBE !
    NEVER GETS OLD. No matter how many times you watch it !

  • @karthiksunil4701
    @karthiksunil4701 8 ปีที่แล้ว +67

    oh heck no I'm not wearing that loooollllll😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @NikhilKumar-ee4yz
    @NikhilKumar-ee4yz 10 ปีที่แล้ว +20

    oh heck no iam not wearing that lol!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • @White_Panther737
    @White_Panther737 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    3:32 hahahahhah😂😹🤣😂

  • @marelicainavokado
    @marelicainavokado 10 ปีที่แล้ว +18

    I love the details! The darts had "knight knight" written on them. So cute!

  • @GendrithAlbornoz
    @GendrithAlbornoz 10 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    Put the microphone away from your face!

  • @jaitreshjai9615
    @jaitreshjai9615 8 ปีที่แล้ว +41

    1:55 that "Ehh" LOL

  • @ekowapeja
    @ekowapeja 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    Its 2019 and everyone is still ignoring where the chief of police offered a box of tissues as money @1:29??

    • @mikex645
      @mikex645 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Don't come to 2020

  • @TheEnergizer94
    @TheEnergizer94 8 ปีที่แล้ว +29

    "Get busy swimming or get busy dying" haha that was awesome. Even more awesome when said by Morgan Freeman

  • @jimUkay
    @jimUkay 10 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    You wanna know how I made this commit, Because I'm NOT Batman D : )

  • @TheJotaroKujo
    @TheJotaroKujo 10 ปีที่แล้ว +18

    Because I'm Bat-blargh *faints*

  • @Bob-hb9cf
    @Bob-hb9cf 6 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    I have the sudden and uncontrollable urge to watch the movie.

  • @adammontoya7709
    @adammontoya7709 10 ปีที่แล้ว +53

    well, get busy swimming or get better dying awesome line

    • @ItsaPandaHat
      @ItsaPandaHat 10 ปีที่แล้ว

      One, you arent seananners, two its get busy dying.

    • @adammontoya7709
      @adammontoya7709 10 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      ItsaPandaHat first of all, what in hell is a seananner? 2nd, you got the point, right its funny, no need to nitpick

    • @brianlee5930
      @brianlee5930 10 ปีที่แล้ว

      Seananners is a youtuber.

    • @k3vinaz0
      @k3vinaz0 10 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      ItsaPandaHat The quote comes from the movie the shawshank redemption. Not seananners.

    • @link41411
      @link41411 10 ปีที่แล้ว

      SeaNanners' name is Adam Montoya... herpaderp

  • @lastlife0726
    @lastlife0726 8 ปีที่แล้ว +17

    *HOW ARKHAM ORIGINS SHOULD HAVE ENDED*
    Alfred: "Those assassins will all fail their mandate if you'd just spend the evening here."
    Batman: "They'll put innocents in danger to attract my attention. I can't take that risk."
    Alfred: "But sir, they aren't aware of your motivation to help innocents, and most just assume you're a myth anyways, they'll probably just give up. It's more likely that people will be killed if they were caught between the cross-fire of you and these wretched assassins."
    Batman: "...but...I'M BATMAN."
    Alfred: "Sir, get some rest."
    *OR*
    Batman:
    Batman: "The only way to fight a cold."

  • @annazychowicz9406
    @annazychowicz9406 8 ปีที่แล้ว +15

    he survived the bomb blowing up his CHOPPA because....
    HE`S BATMAN

  • @therailwayseriesstoryteller
    @therailwayseriesstoryteller 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Now a part of me wishes that they really included Clark Kent at the end in the film ...