UltraAntMan Plenty of people. Bad guys, but still killing. I can't give you an exact scene because I've only seen the movie once and it's been a while, but I know he ran over people with his batmobile and used guns throughout the film.
Yeah, well... it turns out the Joker already had this unbeatable plan. A lot of people died and... ahem. Now, the... city hates me. Wait, WHAT?! They hate you?! Yes. How on Earth is this a good story?
Superman: Yeah, I don't know what any of that means. But, dude, do you know what I would've done? Batman: Oh, I don't know. Probably just.... Batman and Superman: Fly really fast, saving everyone from the bullets and explosions?/. Superman: Exactly!
But you know what I can do? What's that? Make an incredibly awesome movie! Oh, okay. [🎵🎵🎵] Oh, and you know why? Hmm. Let me guess. Because you're Batman? BECAUSE I'M BATMAN!
Seriously, why Batman doesn't do that. He doesnt have to kill Joker, he just need to paralyze him for the the rest of his life and it's done, not violating his rule, solve the problem for good.
The moment they cut away at Batman hitting the Joker n cut to him sayin Wham-O words cannot explain how much my ribs hurt lmao Supermans reaction was great!!!!
FENRIR-ART Sure. But wouldn't that be great to atleast see that part in BVS? Why such important thing was left out on the cutting floor. Sad a legendary movie got ruined.
Filmmakers shore have a hard time reading Batman's rule book to make a Movie about him... WHICH WOULD BE A SINGLE PAGE! C'MON WHATS THE MATTER WITH YOU, YOU BUTON! YOU SNYDER!
I would have included this scene: Joker: "The passengers on either boat has a trigger for the other boat. Let's see how noble you..." * Both boats blow up simultaneously Joker: "Dammit, let me finish"
same here. great voice, great dialogues, great animation, great comedic timing. better than any live action interpretation I can think of, atleast to some extent.
Everyone loves this movie, and they should, but everyone seems to forget the complexity of the story. I mean, Batman taking the blame and tarnishing his name in order to preserve Harvey's so that not only will hundreds of mob criminals be imprisoned because of his martyrdom after his attempt to incarcerate them all instead of letting them go because it turned out Harvey was a murderer too, as well as symbolically preserve hope in Gotham? That's some deep shit. I can't name a single superhero movie plot that has come close to being that good. Seriously, this movie is in a league of its own. Even comic nerds don't understand just how profound it is
I know! That's what I've been trying to tell people. If you replaced all the super hero stuff with normal things I'm sure this would've at least been nominated for an Oscar. But because it has batman it didn't.
"Even comic book nerds don't get it?" Really? I mean the plot is amazing, but don't count yourself as genius for understanding the movie. We all get it, we've all seen the movie.
You're forgetting how nothing in this movie makes any sense. How the hell did the Joker get those bombs on the boats with no one noticing until they left port? How did he time the other bombs so precisely so that Batman could only save one person? How did he get the OTHER other bombs in the hospital with no one noticing? And most importantly, why didn't they blame the Joker for the crimes that Two-Face committed? And Bane is kinda right in the next movie about how unjust Dent's actions really were.
He is very good but to serious, joker should be a bit goofy like in batman 1989 that for me has the best music, batmobile batman, bruce wayne and joker
Ancel4 He meant how Harvey can still speak perfectly despite the fact that half of his lips are burned and melted. By all means, unless he somehow obtained the ability to transmit thoughts, he should be gargling more than Batman.
Yeah, no, I meant at the end, where they went "Are we just gonna pretend those guys never happened?" and there's a bunch of old Batman villians sitting at the table behind them, Two-Face is sitting there. But Two-Face *was* in The Dark Knight, because Harvey Dent was Two-Face.
Ancel4 I see what you mean but I did mean the whole not talking right thing. lol As for the whole "pretend those guys didnt happen" thing. Penguin doesn't deserve to be tide to that. Danny Devito as Penguin was good. Epic even. I don't know why they would include him. The original first 2 batmans were good movies. Hell number 3 wasn't that bad...but it was worse.. and it only got worse with the next one.
@@ancel4452 you need to watch until the end to understand the "end" part that the original commenter here meant. Without doing that, you're gonna look like a complete moron
I know this is three years later but I just wanted to congratulate you and give you this trophy for greatest human accomplishment 🏆 We thank you for your service
Joker: "How about a magic trick I'm gonna make this pencil disappear." *Bang* Joker: "Tada" Random Guy: "That wasn't a magic trick i saw it go up his eye."
Yeah. But they had to move the movie along. Batman going back upstairs to stop the Joker would have taken too much time and might have ruined the pacing.
There is just something about these Superhero Cafe scenes that really tickles me. I think that it begins with the concept of Superman and Batman taking the time to kick back in a public cafe and it goes on from there.
The thing is, Superman doesn't wear a mask. He comes right out saying "I'm an alien from Krypton, and this is what I look like." No one is looking to find out his secret identity is because he seems like a man with nothing to hide.
Or: See, I had a wife - beautiful, like you - who tells me, I worry too much, who tells me I ought to smile more, who gambles and gets in deep with the sharks. One day they carve her face. We have no money for surgeries. She can’t take it. I just want to see her smile again, hmm? I just want her to know that I don’t care about the scars. So... I stick a razor in my mouth and do this... to myself. And you know what? She can’t stand the sight of me! She leaves. Now, I see the funny side. Now, I’m always smiling.
Abradolf Lincler Wow thanks for putting the effort in to write that, man you really cleared it up! That changes my view on it but I loved the Dark Knight anyway, it is an incredible movie :)
I always thought it meant that they deserve a cruel thug who rules by fear because they are so corrupt and they dont deserve a hero all goody goody like captain america.
I was wondering the same thing. And I'm still wondering the same thing, because that comment from Abradolf Lincler seems to have vanished. Could DastardlyCrook maybe go back over the point that was made? Or anyone who remembers what was said?
The Pikachu Brothers it's a known fact his armour is bullet proof, he just doesn't cover his mouth and eyes. Didn't you play arkham knight? his suit is fully bullet proof except for his armpits. heaveist at the center of his chest.
I rewatched this movie again and the first time I watched it I did not really notice how the actors played their role. When I rewatched Dark Knight last night(really, rhymes? Coincidence or not?), I was amazed by how Ledger and Bale played their role. Ledger is named the best Joker and he deserves it, superb acting! Ledger was really like a mental, crazy serial killer that just got out of an asylum and killed bunch of people. Bale is named the best Batman and he deserves as well. How he acts and portrays Batman. This movie is so good
Joker: “Hit me” Batman: “AHHHHH” Joker: “Hit me” Batman: “AHHHHH” *hits him* “Whammo” Superman: “Woah hold on a second you hit him?” Batman: “Yup” Superman: “You hit the Joker” Batman: “Uh huh” Superman: “You ran over a human being” Batman: “Sure did” Superman: “But Wh..What about your rule” Batman: *slurppp* “Didn’t Kill him”
Superman:wow is that ur new stage voice or somthing? Batman:yes why is there a problem Superman:well I can barley understand u are u garggaling marrbles or somthing? Batman:AYSCGHDDU!!! xD
Out of all the HISHEs, this one is arguably the only one that should've been named "How it COULD'VE ended" ie it's full of fun "what ifs" rather than serious criticisms (maybe excepting the building fall) Goes to show how awesome and well done this movie is.
Now I understand why Superman is DC's shining example of goodness. He has an extremely high tolerance level for Batman's annoying habits and sits at the cafe with him everyday.
lol if batman was in that situation 7 billion people would have died. One hundred thousand doesn't sound so bad when you consider what would have happened otherwise.
john wall Except Batman never needed to face Supervillains in The Dark Knight Trilogy. Nolan wanted to make it as realistic as possible. Why do you think Bane doesn't use Venom?
Michael J. Caboose Even if it wasn't the grounded batman, he would still not be able to touch Zod or stop the attack that Clark stopped in Man of Steel.
but i would pretend that penguin happened , mr.freeze never happened and riddler and tommy lee two-face a maybe , ohh i forgot poison ivy should have never happened.
*HOW ARKHAM CITY SHOULD HAVE ENDED* Batman: *OR* Hush: "...and you will not stop me." Batman: "Hm? Oh, sorry, while you were monologing I hacked the gate open, ziptied your hands, and got your confession to murdering 6 people on tape." *OR* Citizen 1: "Hey, wouldn't tearing up a quarter of our city like, send hundreds of thousands into homelessness and ruin countless lives?" Citizen 2: "And now we'll be suffering from overpopulation!" Citizen 3: "What about all of our jobs that are over there?" Citizen 4: "AND CRIMINALS HAVE RIGHTS TOO!" Gotham:
papahudz69 I actually did one of every game under various HISHE videos! I think the Arkham Knight one was either under the Dark Knight Rises or the Dark Knight Rises bonus scene.
But cat woman killed people too if all superheroes killed people it would be like watchmen p.s I don't like the movie watchmen I saw the ultimate cut version and I threw up and I just saw clips from the real movie and I hade to wash my eyeballs
Whoever watching year 2024 October 21st. It is been 13 years later. I actually love this video so much. Because, batman is incredibly good hit joker with his motorcycle 1:15
Because I'm Batmaaaaaaaaan Clap along if you feel like a hero without powers Because I'm Batmaaaaaaaaan Clap along if you feel like Batman is the truth ( Because somebody had to)
" it's my turn now" " dude finally ,wait is that your new voice it sounds like...." " DONT MAKE FUN OF MY VOICE" " ITS AWESOME ,DO U KNOW Y BECAUSE IM BATMANNNNNN"
Batman: Sips coffee. "Didn't kill him."
Like a badass...
Wanna know how I got these scars
From batman
im ur 666th like
Like a Batman...
Brandon Galvan Im your 1k like
I would that 675 times
Batman: 'sips coffee'
"didn't kill him"
Pure class 😂
You copy cat
ohh no he is batman
Batman! Is that you?
His eye brows thow
@@riftzynotcool9311 I AM BIG FAN
but sorry that i have more subs
"What happened to your rule?!"
"I was going to abandon it in 2016 anyway...might as well practice now."
+Ethan P LOL
Ahahahahahaha
LOL THATS SO TRUE
Who did he kill?
UltraAntMan Plenty of people. Bad guys, but still killing. I can't give you an exact scene because I've only seen the movie once and it's been a while, but I know he ran over people with his batmobile and used guns throughout the film.
It's crazy how this is almost 9 years old
Hisham Issa haha and it’s still great
it is now a pewdiepie fan
"Time flies."
Whats so crazy about it?
u wanna know why ? BECAUSE HE IS BATMAN
"What about your rule?" "Didn't kill him" HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHa
"You wanna know how i got these scars"
"mmm from batman?"
"FROM BATMAN"
ahahahahahah ive watched that scene over And over again And i cant stop laughing ahahahahahha!
The most amazing piece of animation I've ever seen. I love it so much.
in the new movie he broke ot anyway
Btw, what exactly was his rule again?
I think the voice actor of Batman for HISHE is pretty good..
He's the creator. And the voice of superman. And the artist. And the animator. And the director.
Holy Shit.
+Sharath SH STOP TALKING!! It's my turn now!!
+Uncle Ben
I can barely understand you
Ajsjdjajdjjsjsjshshjaoah
+Henry Huynh Ahahahaha...
"It's pretty complicated but.... kinda awesome if you think about it."
You're goddamn right.
HAHAHAHAHA IKR
Floris Bordewijk *pretty
Floris Bordewijk, you're Gotham right
Floris Bordewijk what does it mean though?
Your danm right
Took me 10 years to realize Superman was talking about Superman Returns in the first 5 seconds.
Lol
I'm still waiting for a hishe of Superman Returns
It took me 10 months
@@ConnorTheAdventurer2000 same
It took me a lot longer than that to realize it was Superman returns.
Supes: Are you gargling marbles or something I can barely understa-
Bats: ajrbbjabkjbjhaknja!!!!!!!
lol
Actually (according to CC) it is "UGHDUDHHEUSHSHH!"
best part ever
Batman: BzcausyIabatamabaua!!
@@inspectorhulk3162 polish?
"And I can make an awesome movie"
"You wanna know why?"
"Because you're bat..."
"Because I'm Batman!!!!!"
I knew it before it came!!!!!!!
+Ana Paula Jimenez Never Gets Old!! XD
+Scar!ett Gospel IK!!! I could listen to it everyday!
IKR XD
Capua Alkalka,a.Osaka mail all so am I also is I also I kala law I paooe ppoq
+Movie Geek Loser we all did
Joker: You wanna know how I got these scars?
Nurse: From Batman?
Joker: From Batman!!!!
Hey, he said he wanted me to do it.
Yeah, well... it turns out the Joker already had this unbeatable plan. A lot of people died and... ahem. Now, the... city hates me.
Wait, WHAT?! They hate you?!
Yes.
How on Earth is this a good story?
Superman: Yeah, I don't know what any of that means. But, dude, do you know what I would've done?
Batman: Oh, I don't know. Probably just....
Batman and Superman: Fly really fast, saving everyone from the bullets and explosions?/.
Superman: Exactly!
Batman: Yea, well I can't do all of those things, cause I am not a super bulletproof alien from another planet that can defy gravity
But you know what I can do?
What's that?
Make an incredibly awesome movie!
Oh, okay.
[🎵🎵🎵]
Oh, and you know why?
Hmm. Let me guess. Because you're Batman?
BECAUSE I'M BATMAN!
The new thumbnail is so good!!! :D
It was never change
@@b_p5558 bats and supes at super cafe
@@Laxs_DBD ikr
MR GOJIRA?!
HELLO
superman: Wanna know what i would've done?
Me: What break his kneck?
Best comment ever!
SHITTTTT
Savage 😂😂😂
Amazing dude!😂😂😂
ron josh cryuucytcfyufycrcutcicurxtutxrrdxyyxexrxydrxyxyrdryzexdryyrdzxtyetxe
Seriously, why Batman doesn't do that. He doesnt have to kill Joker, he just need to paralyze him for the the rest of his life and it's done, not violating his rule, solve the problem for good.
He did in the dark knight returns
***** You must mean the movie. The comic book came out in 1986
***** Yeah, it's not like there's any other crime in Gotham ever
***** movie came out. Before his comment ya fool and there's the comics
Fuck that spoilers for everyone muahahaha
The moment they cut away at Batman hitting the Joker n cut to him sayin Wham-O words cannot explain how much my ribs hurt lmao Supermans reaction was great!!!!
Lmao right that scene was so funny 😂😂😂
This bonus scene must be added
Joker: why so Serious
Batman: because I’m Batman
Yep this is cool
Underrated comment
"How are you even speaking so clearly?!"
"It makes no sense, I should be like aaghhhhhoohhfffufuaaahalffffffaffffcaaaaaa"
Superman: I can barely understand you...!
Batman: UGHDASEHASEH!
(Laughing)
0:21
Superman: what are you gargling marbles? i can barely understand you.
Batman: HILVGUCFIYKULOGUYIFTU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Me: (bursts out laughing)
Superman: are u gargling marbles or something? I could barely understand you.
Batman with subtitles: ughdudhheushshh!
😆😂😁😅😀🤣
Dude, he clearly says: "UGHDUDHHEUSHSHH!"
And the background sound of the marbles he spits out hitting the floor.
The Dark Knight is an incredibly awesome movie.
Ikr
Hshshshshshshsh
the dark knight trilogy in a nutshell:
"it's kinda complicated, but...but it's pretty awesome when you think about it."
It's ok. Some of the story and characters need work. Much like every Batman movie.
@@32ninjavanish Much like every movie tbh
My favorite video of all time, you guys did the best job with this one
Superman: "What about you're rule?"
BvS Batman: "What rule!!"
Superman: "What about your rule?"
TDK Batman: "What rule!"
Compared to the BvS Batman, TDK Batman is as harmless as a puppy.
Evelina999 He did literally the same things. The difference only exist in your mind.
mason BvS Batman literally crushes people with his car
Evelina999 Which he literally did in TDK.
what about your rule? Bvs- What rules?
FENRIR-ART Sure. But wouldn't that be great to atleast see that part in BVS? Why such important thing was left out on the cutting floor. Sad a legendary movie got ruined.
Batman 1989- Can't remember having a rule
Filmmakers shore have a hard time reading Batman's rule book to make a Movie about him... WHICH WOULD BE A SINGLE PAGE! C'MON WHATS THE MATTER WITH YOU, YOU BUTON! YOU SNYDER!
You Burton... Burton... Goddamn it...
+Afonso Lucas burton was a great director
I would have included this scene:
Joker: "The passengers on either boat has a trigger for the other boat. Let's see how noble you..."
* Both boats blow up simultaneously
Joker: "Dammit, let me finish"
Is it bad that my favorite versions of Superman and Batman are the superhero Cafe versions?
same here. great voice, great dialogues, great animation, great comedic timing. better than any live action interpretation I can think of, atleast to some extent.
Nah.
Superhero cafe batman and Lego batman are the same personality
Unironically, the only ones better than them are Christopher Reeves, Michael Keaton, and Christian Bale.
Can’t blame you!!!
Everyone loves this movie, and they should, but everyone seems to forget the complexity of the story. I mean, Batman taking the blame and tarnishing his name in order to preserve Harvey's so that not only will hundreds of mob criminals be imprisoned because of his martyrdom after his attempt to incarcerate them all instead of letting them go because it turned out Harvey was a murderer too, as well as symbolically preserve hope in Gotham? That's some deep shit. I can't name a single superhero movie plot that has come close to being that good. Seriously, this movie is in a league of its own. Even comic nerds don't understand just how profound it is
I know! That's what I've been trying to tell people. If you replaced all the super hero stuff with normal things I'm sure this would've at least been nominated for an Oscar. But because it has batman it didn't.
"Even comic book nerds don't get it?" Really? I mean the plot is amazing, but don't count yourself as genius for understanding the movie. We all get it, we've all seen the movie.
+The King of the Penguins why don't let Joker take all the blames...
You're forgetting how nothing in this movie makes any sense. How the hell did the Joker get those bombs on the boats with no one noticing until they left port? How did he time the other bombs so precisely so that Batman could only save one person? How did he get the OTHER other bombs in the hospital with no one noticing? And most importantly, why didn't they blame the Joker for the crimes that Two-Face committed? And Bane is kinda right in the next movie about how unjust Dent's actions really were.
laz kar That's a scientific leap, not a plot hole.
In my opinion Heath Ledger is one of the best Joker's ever. He's amazing playing the insane, psychopath that is Joker
He is the best
Too bad he didn’t get to see his own performance
He is the best Joker... probably because he was actually a little off...
He is very good but to serious, joker should be a bit goofy like in batman 1989 that for me has the best music, batmobile batman, bruce wayne and joker
“Didn’t kill him.”
Lmao 😂
The jump cut from Batman about to hit the Joker to Batman saying "Wham-o!" is just beautiful.
The end bit with two-face is so true. hahaha
But... Harvey Dent WAS Two-Face. I don't know how they missed that.
Ancel4 He meant how Harvey can still speak perfectly despite the fact that half of his lips are burned and melted. By all means, unless he somehow obtained the ability to transmit thoughts, he should be gargling more than Batman.
Yeah, no, I meant at the end, where they went "Are we just gonna pretend those guys never happened?" and there's a bunch of old Batman villians sitting at the table behind them, Two-Face is sitting there. But Two-Face *was* in The Dark Knight, because Harvey Dent was Two-Face.
Ancel4 I see what you mean but I did mean the whole not talking right thing. lol
As for the whole "pretend those guys didnt happen" thing. Penguin doesn't deserve to be tide to that. Danny Devito as Penguin was good. Epic even. I don't know why they would include him. The original first 2 batmans were good movies. Hell number 3 wasn't that bad...but it was worse.. and it only got worse with the next one.
@@ancel4452 you need to watch until the end to understand the "end" part that the original commenter here meant. Without doing that, you're gonna look like a complete moron
"That wasn't a magic trick, I just saw the pencil went up into his eye, this is LAME."
It finally has an official thumbnail!!!
Well really Joker is what made that movie awesome
That's the reason why I watched it in the first place😂
I mean everyone in it was amazing
Yah
Çode X yep i think joker was awesome
But i think the story the scenario the godamn music the acting the plot made this movie a masterpiece
Wrong he was incredible but wasn’t only him to made this movie incredible
03:03 Shouldn't they be in the Villain Pub? LOL
Villian pub didn't exist when this was made
+Oak-D it was in batman beggins hishe
+Link123456789 Tiptip this hishe came out before the batman begins hishe
There too bad at being villains
scabby the emerald king
XD
Batman:*sips coffee*
Didnt kill him!!
Damn thats so satisfying😂
Batman: "Let her go!"
Joker: "Very poor choice of words."
Me: It really was.
"What are you gargling marbles or something..."
"BLUBLAHBLUHBLAHHHHH"
You know I actually sipped my coffee at the same time as Batman did and I feel so proud of myself for some reason.
Those little triumps do make it easier to get up, sometimes, don't they!? And, they do count!
I know this is three years later but I just wanted to congratulate you and give you this trophy for greatest human accomplishment 🏆
We thank you for your service
Because you're.......Because I'm BATMANNNN
You sure about that?
Oh sh!t
I love how the Joker didn't have any of his movie lines changed, because of how good his performance was.
Joker: "How about a magic trick I'm gonna make this pencil disappear."
*Bang*
Joker: "Tada"
Random Guy: "That wasn't a magic trick i saw it go up his eye."
That would be me during a hostage situation. Just piss the guy off
Michelle Alvarado thanks for that my sound must have cut out during that part, you sir are a saviour among men
Inf4mou5123 😁 no problem
Inf4mou5123 im a girl
Michelle Alvarado magic was pensil stading up on its own
1:45 Oh, I'm not going to kill you, I'm just gonna hurt you really *really bad*
HISHE inspired Suicide Squad XD XD XD XD
1:48 ohhh that got to hurt a lot.
How darknight should have ended
*It shouldn't have*
Agreed
True
Yes
Yeah wished that we had a Truman Show version of The Dark Knight and it would be streaming non stop from 7/20/2008 till now
"So you're gonna go back up there and catch the Joker?"
"Nah..."
That's definitely a pretty painful plothole in the movie lol
Yeah. But they had to move the movie along. Batman going back upstairs to stop the Joker would have taken too much time and might have ruined the pacing.
@@thesnatcher3616 I don't even want to think about batman taking lift. 😂🤣😂🤣
@@thesnatcher3616 In Hulk voice: SO MANY STAIRS!
🤣 Just think after saving the girl batman takes a lift
I was mad at that part cmon batman catch the JOKER!
I have to come back to this one like once a month at least
There is just something about these Superhero Cafe scenes that really tickles me. I think that it begins with the concept of Superman and Batman taking the time to kick back in a public cafe and it goes on from there.
Its funny how everyone knows Batman is Bruce Wayne but nobody realizes its Clark Kent even though he just takes off his glasses to become superman.
The thing is, Superman doesn't wear a mask. He comes right out saying "I'm an alien from Krypton, and this is what I look like." No one is looking to find out his secret identity is because he seems like a man with nothing to hide.
Lol yeah
SirAdamusGames I still don't see why the people closest to Clark Kent don't figure it out. Lois Lane? Jimmy Olsen? Lex Luther?
NGE Fan how bout a magic trick, imma make superman disappear *puts on glasses* tadda! he's gone
Yeah, but don't they question what superman does in his large amount of free time when hes NOT fighting villains?
2:01
sups : you sir are bold
i bet he is.....because he is BATMAN
You wanna know how i got these scars?
from Batman
+Ian Cobain froom baaatman
Or: See, I had a wife -
beautiful, like you - who tells me, I worry too much, who tells me I
ought to smile more, who gambles and gets in deep with the sharks. One
day they carve her face. We have no money for surgeries. She can’t take
it. I just want to see her smile again, hmm? I just want her to know
that I don’t care about the scars. So... I stick a razor in my mouth and
do this... to myself. And you know what? She can’t stand the sight of
me! She leaves. Now, I see the funny side. Now, I’m always smiling.
+Ar Bo you deserve a cookie
acne
I just totally love how the the Joker at 0:34 says 'disappear.' Haha.
"Because you're-"
"BECAUSE I'M BATMAN!"
Even HISHE couldn't think of a better ending for The Dark Knight.
You know I never got that line, surely Batman is the hero the city of Gotham NEEDS,, but it hasn't done anything to DESERVE him.
Abradolf Lincler Wow thanks for putting the effort in to write that, man you really cleared it up! That changes my view on it but I loved the Dark Knight anyway, it is an incredible movie :)
Abradolf Lincler Aye, it is. I only hope Batman V Superman will carry some of the same weight (fingers crossed!)
Actually they expressly made the point in the movie that Gotham needed a hero that fought in the light of day. Someone without a mask.
I always thought it meant that they deserve a cruel thug who rules by fear because they are so corrupt and they dont deserve a hero all goody goody like captain america.
I was wondering the same thing.
And I'm still wondering the same thing, because that comment from Abradolf Lincler seems to have vanished.
Could DastardlyCrook maybe go back over the point that was made? Or anyone who remembers what was said?
The riddler's face is so funny I died laughing! Click this hyperlink :P ---> 3:03
It's the 10th anniversary of The Dark Knight!!!
1:52 What I ask all the “Jokers” on GTA Online
From Batman.
he fell from a freaking building and somehow still alive?!
.
.
.
.
.
Oh nevermind.. I know the answer..
BECAUSE HE'S BATMAN
but they broke the car. that was equal to some broken spine and temporal or perharps permanent paralysis, loss of consciousness included ._.
Andromeda Prima BECAUSE HE'S BATMAN
well actually, it is bullet proof (comics and games wise)
The Pikachu Brothers it's a known fact his armour is bullet proof, he just doesn't cover his mouth and eyes. Didn't you play arkham knight? his suit is fully bullet proof except for his armpits. heaveist at the center of his chest.
0:52
"I gotcha."
*Crash*
I rewatched this movie again and the first time I watched it I did not really notice how the actors played their role. When I rewatched Dark Knight last night(really, rhymes? Coincidence or not?), I was amazed by how Ledger and Bale played their role. Ledger is named the best Joker and he deserves it, superb acting! Ledger was really like a mental, crazy serial killer that just got out of an asylum and killed bunch of people. Bale is named the best Batman and he deserves as well. How he acts and portrays Batman. This movie is so good
Joker: “Hit me”
Batman: “AHHHHH”
Joker: “Hit me”
Batman: “AHHHHH” *hits him* “Whammo”
Superman: “Woah hold on a second you hit him?”
Batman: “Yup”
Superman: “You hit the Joker”
Batman: “Uh huh”
Superman: “You ran over a human being”
Batman: “Sure did”
Superman: “But Wh..What about your rule”
Batman: *slurppp* “Didn’t Kill him”
Not even funny
Yea it’s just the script
Oh thank god I was about to say,because that really doesn't suit Batman at all.
@@jeuryrabassa9534 batfleck : hold my machine guns
behold batman's most badass line since "Because i'm Batman" 1:46
2:28 Funny superman didn't do that in Man of Steel.
Times is just a tad off, should actually be 2:44.
1:21
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH Cablamo❗️
Superman:wow is that ur new stage voice or somthing?
Batman:yes why is there a problem
Superman:well I can barley understand u are u garggaling marrbles or somthing?
Batman:AYSCGHDDU!!!
xD
''Fly faster than aspeeding bullet and save all the people from bullets and explosions''
Said no Snyder Superman ever
"Fly really fast, saving everyone from the bullets and explosions" Yeah try Man of Steel..
He didn't save anybody, that superprick
Yeah, he only saved everybody
+Antidisestablishmentarianist except for most of the people in the buildings in Metropolis....
And those around the building, crushed from the falling debris.....
@@KoffingOnion no
It's a delight to watch 2:52 over and over
I had this as alarm for a few months
0:05 finally batman throw away hes cup of coffee that he drink for like 7 years
He's not gargling marbles, he's struggling with throat cancer.
Out of all the HISHEs, this one is arguably the only one that should've been named
"How it COULD'VE ended"
ie it's full of fun "what ifs" rather than serious criticisms (maybe excepting the building fall)
Goes to show how awesome and well done this movie is.
That's a very good point. Except the building fall scene and the Two-Face bit at the end, all of it's just "what if this happened instead?"
Now I understand why Superman is DC's shining example of goodness. He has an extremely high tolerance level for Batman's annoying habits and sits at the cafe with him everyday.
Because you're Bat- BECAUSE IM BATMAN
Superman's whole "go really fast saving everyone" is really funny when you realize that all of the civilians he let die.
Probably should have mentioned that I meant the ones he let's die in Man of Steel
I know it predates man of steel. But that's why his line is funny as opposed to hypocritical
lol if batman was in that situation 7 billion people would have died. One hundred thousand doesn't sound so bad when you consider what would have happened otherwise.
john wall
Except Batman never needed to face Supervillains in The Dark Knight Trilogy. Nolan wanted to make it as realistic as possible. Why do you think Bane doesn't use Venom?
Michael J. Caboose Even if it wasn't the grounded batman, he would still not be able to touch Zod or stop the attack that Clark stopped in Man of Steel.
3:02 Where's Ivy?
but i would pretend that penguin happened , mr.freeze never happened and riddler and tommy lee two-face a maybe , ohh i forgot poison ivy should have never happened.
+Pastel Amethyst and catwoman!
Jackie Fong halle berry catwoman ? , because michelle piefer was awesome
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+νιятυєѕ TM Ohh and don't forget Bane the brainless sidekick :D
There needs to be a part II with it being more joker centered and of course ending in villain pub!
After all these years and this video finally has a proper thumbnail
*HOW ARKHAM CITY SHOULD HAVE ENDED*
Batman:
*OR*
Hush: "...and you will not stop me."
Batman: "Hm? Oh, sorry, while you were monologing I hacked the gate open, ziptied your hands, and got your confession to murdering 6 people on tape."
*OR*
Citizen 1: "Hey, wouldn't tearing up a quarter of our city like, send hundreds of thousands into homelessness and ruin countless lives?"
Citizen 2: "And now we'll be suffering from overpopulation!"
Citizen 3: "What about all of our jobs that are over there?"
Citizen 4: "AND CRIMINALS HAVE RIGHTS TOO!"
Gotham:
pretty good ways on how arkham city should've ended
Do one for Arkham Knight
papahudz69 I actually did one of every game under various HISHE videos! I think the Arkham Knight one was either under the Dark Knight Rises or the Dark Knight Rises bonus scene.
+lastlife0726 nice
lastlife0726 lol ikr.
"Yeah, I don't know what any of that means ...."
Cracks me up Every time hahaha!!
1:31 "whammo"
In Shaun’s herd tone, “OOHHHH!!”
He fell from a building how is he still alive? On I know the answer...
BECAUSE HE'S BATMAN!
BECAUSE IM BATMAN!!!!!!
Is this the real Hishe Batman
BECAUSE I'M BATMAN!!!!!!
Batman: *BECAUSE I AM BATMAN!*
Because your batm- *BECAUSE I'M BATMAN*
+autumnwinds I am Groot
+Alliebgr Monteiro I'm your friendly neighborhood spiderman
MG3 OMG YES XD
+Autumnwinds Hi Freeze I'm Batman (George Clooney)
yikes right?
I’m Spider-Man.
0:46 Great scene
Im from 2020. Did they changed the thumbnail?
I am from 2021..... no they did not
@@sadidhasan1472 yes they did
Yep
@@adrianothegoat when?
@@Myles452 like about a year
3:03 I thought 'Batman Returns' was good though...
no
Chloë Sibley Amazing!
No batman killed people in that movie and batman doesn't kill
Swag Films doesn't make it a bad film, fool.
But cat woman killed people too if all superheroes killed people it would be like watchmen p.s I don't like the movie watchmen I saw the ultimate cut version and I threw up and I just saw clips from the real movie and I hade to wash my eyeballs
2:21 you can kinda hear the voice actor for Batman real voice
The fact that he really only has one alternate ending just proves this movie is legendary
Whoever watching year 2024 October 21st. It is been 13 years later. I actually love this video so much. Because, batman is incredibly good hit joker with his motorcycle 1:15
1:51 - 1:57 "WHOA LORD! DA BATMAN'S DROPPIN OFF VILLIANS IN DA E.R.!"
CDHfilms BECAUSE HE'S BATMAN
OH LORD THE DEVIL'S DROPPING OF PEOPLE IN THE ER!!!!!!!
Because I'm Batman
1:40 cough , batman v superman , cough
BEST DC MOVIE= DARK KNIGHT
makatak1370 I call it The Dark Cnight, or DC
makatak1370 Superman 2 is the best! Kneel Before Zod
Best comic movie of all time.
Best movie = the dark Knight
BEST MARVEL MOVIE= SPIDER-MAN 2
13 years later, I still come back to watch these amazing videos
TDK is the best DC Movie
*best supe hero movie
@The Umbrella which is your fav then?
*Joker
Superman: Are you gargling some marbles or something? I don't understand.
Batman: AAAwabsbbsb
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 Can't stop laughing!
Because I'm Batmaaaaaaaaan
Clap along if you feel like a hero without powers
Because I'm Batmaaaaaaaaan
Clap along if you feel like Batman is the truth
( Because somebody had to)
That doesn't rhyme. You jerk! I cri now
:-D :-D :-D
Sips coffee
“Didn’t kill him”
Epic 😂
" it's my turn now"
" dude finally ,wait is that your new voice it sounds like...."
" DONT MAKE FUN OF MY VOICE"
" ITS AWESOME ,DO U KNOW Y BECAUSE IM BATMANNNNNN"
Does anyone just say "The Dark Ka-night" because of the fun.
"That wasn't a magic trick I just saw the pencil go up into his eye, this is lame."
This is my favorite video of How should I see it finished, greetings
1:00 Because he's Batman!