I’m just picturing Mr Boss Man saying to the intern “Yeah, we’re not doing that.” followed by the intern going “Ha ha, yeah.” as they conspicuously put a paper into the shredder
Theres rumours they have a Scandinavian setting in the works that will be called AC Ragnarok, which is the local equivalent of Armageddon, so if that happens they won't be far off
+Wheatcrop What about "Assassin's Creed Revelations of the Chronicled Reloaded Revolution Episode 2 Part 1 Featuring Dante from the Devil May Cry Series"?
"...but I don't think this industry can afford to let writing standards slip any lower. They're already wheelchair accessible." Pure gold. Pure freaking gold.
Assassins Creed: RESURRECTION Assassins Creed: RETRIBUTION Assassins Creed: REVENGE Assassins Creed: REDISTRIBUTION Let's get all the clichés out of the way, why not?
*Assassin's Creed: Evolution* Where you play as a cyborg Assassin and must defeat the radioactive mutant Templars! Set inside Monsanto's genetic engineering laboratories in post-Singularity America. Find the Golden McNugget of Eden before the Templars use it to magically enslave all the fat kids!
01:55 *"All ideological movements with no specific end-goal inevitably descend into just another **_group,_** with no purpose except to sustain it's own existance and shun the opposition"* Very well-said.
+Johnnythat1 Dude Hmm...I think you're right. I mean, there's Revelations, but that's still just the middle east. I guess Ubisoft can't be bothered with any area and nation east of modern day Turkey.
+Viktor Reznov "Assassin's Creed" That alone is laugh worthy. They had an awesome idea. I mean, you play as an assassin, stabbing people. That's awesome, simple, and fun! And yet somehow they fucked it up, every single game!
Joel Schembri The story WAS good... When it was Templars are assholes trying to rule and Assassins are assassinating them for the good of the world. Then they added in the 'future' and all the things in game are events in the past. Basically then, you have no choices. In fact, based on that premise you shouldn't even have any side quests or optional stuff, because it's either you're past self did that, or did not and thus isn't in the dna. Then they added in... What was it, aliens? Achient Beings? Magical glowing object of world ending power that somehow only the Templar and Assassins know about and no one else in the world. -- Like I said, it had a good and fun idea that should have been easy. Then they fucked it up! Shouldn't have had the magical objects, shouldn't have had it being DNA coding and just a simulator. Should have just been you are assassinating people in power because those people are corrupt and need to die. Simple. Easy. Fun.
***** I was talking with my friend and we agreed that it should be just assassins and Templars without the whole magic bullshit and simulators. Slenderminion The fourth one wasn't an AC game... It was a pirate game.
+Dark Arts Dabbler Funny, every time i hear something redeeming about the superhero movie industry, it's immediately followed up by "...and that good idea was originally featured in a comic from 30 years ago".
Blue★ Maybe that is what I was thinking of. :) I only played 2 through completion and it ended with the Pagan Deities are actual creatures which created humans? I can't remember too well.
"All ideological movements with no specific end goal inevitably descend into just another group with no other purpose expect to sustain its own existence and shun the opposition. That's why debating on the Internet is like trying to headbutt a brontosaurus to death." Slow clap Mr. Croshaw. Slow. Fucking. Clap.
I friggin love your metaphors. I'm also extremely happy that they're taking a year off. I couldn't even finish Syndicate despite how much I liked the main characters. The gameplay was just so unimpressive. Hopefully this break will lead to a game as enjoyable as I found 2 and Brotherhood to be.
It would also be 5 seconds long, since all he would have to say is "Candy crush with porn" and then make a ejaculation joke. IMHO I don't find it even interesting it's just candy crush with naked ladies, to me the "porn" portion doesn't make up for the boring gameplay. Also it has an even worse story than most harem anime series which says a fucking lot already. But nobody asked my opinion so whatever I guess.
+Bas van de Kleut IDK, it seems funny to the other 50 people likeing him, so I see no reason for him to stop. His comment doesn't harm you in anyway, and if it does, you are insanely thin- skinned.
The subtitles like "Unity" and "Syndicate" are just silly. Call it "Assassin's Creed: Paris" or "Assassin's Creed: London". Just name it after the setting, since that's how everyone's going to remember it.
+KuudMUFC Now this is a story all about how The Temps got flipped turned upside down Now just take a minute and sit right there, I'll tell you bout the life of altair
+cyanmanta Terry Pratchett had the idea in his Disc-world series that when people think something up,it exists. So some guy some day thought of the 2D Assassin's Creed games. Ties in with your idea at least,pretty much shuts down rational thought,but it makes sense in this situation
+Wiggin Miller I prefer to say that this title would go to Call of Duty, because at least, both of them are sucessful, whether we like or not. AC is more close to Burger King, where nobody gives a grap anymore, even if it tries to become revelant again.
When he said "We already have Assasin's Creed Revelations and Chronicles..." I thought he was going on to say, "...are we going to touch all the books of the Bible?!" I'm actually a bit surprised they didn't call the prequel "Assassin's Creed Genesis." Then they could named the next one "Assassin's Creed Exodus," where the Assassins are Hebrew slaves trying to free themselves from Egyptian masters :P
UnderRise of the Assassin's Creed Armageddon: Rising: Revengeance: Enter the Gecko: Age of Revelations Ultimate Ninja Storm Xenoverse and Knuckles Platinum Version for Wii U and 3DS featuring Dante from the Evil May Cry series
+Reshriham I think its similar to That Guy With The Glasses, Other people are there but Yahtzee ends up being the more entertaining of the lot, and his throbbing shadow consumes them all.
This genuinely cheerd me up so much, after a day of intolerable rage inducing incompetence. Good on ya Yahtzee, you'be been keeping me sane for some time now. I heard that little note in you voice, during your word deconstruction. That amused just as much as thinking about the word like that. glad to hear that little bit of amusement for you too :) stay frosty and keep keep being a proper dude
The ideological conflict was the best part of AC3, with each target challenging Connor's perspective before they die. It was also the most disappointing part of AC4, which was more about hurr durr pirates than Edward's failure to build an empire out of his ideal of absolute freedom. (The same way the Templars fail to build an empire out of absolute order.)
Assassins Creed Rogue was actually fun and brought the whole idea of "are the Assassins really the good guys here?" to the table. The seekers really annoy me sometimes but they seem like they should be there.
I wanna see the next release settle the future plot between Assassins and Templars with a field day and BBQ. It will be called Assassin's Creed G1ne3s1s.
I'm just imagining a Ubisoft worker stromes in the conference room, showing this video with the armagedon part and on the big projector in the background is a powerpoint presentation about AC:Amragedon for 2017.
I'm in the middle of replaying AC: Brotherhood, and plan to play through Black Flag. The game just went off the rails and lost its way when it ended the Desmond plot, and just has been too bland. Unity was bugged all to hell and terrible, and I've not been able to even bother with Syndicate. Give us some good plots again, and characters we care about.
it's come to the point where I don't even realize new Assassin's Creed games are even coming out anymore. I didn't know with Brotherhood, and I didn't know with this one, they just come out so fucking often that I've been conditioned to not notice them when they do.
Hey, why not give us a full game or DLC with Shao Jun (like they did with Aveline from AC3)? She was a really interesting character, even though she only showed up in a little short film that wrapped up Ezio's story (RIP Ezio), and it would be really cool to see a part of Asia that doesn't have as much contact with the West. Constantinople was really neat, and it was great seeing Jerusalem, but I'd be interested to see China during the Renaissance period. There's TONS of fascinating history you could dig into there, and the audience of Assassin's Creed isn't as familiar with Chinese history compared to western European history. This could be an opportunity to really push the extra Animus database entries that give you a historical insight to the forefront, the player would be learning about the history and culture of China alongside the character.
Set the speed of the video to 0.5 and listen to the intro music. Pretty fucking cool. After so many years I can't believe I've only just thought to do this for a Yahtzee video.
one day, a few years from now, when AC Armageddon will come out, i will come back to this vid, with a cigar and a fine whiskey and cherish the fact that i was here when yahtzee first predicted it.
"Assassins and Templars both chasing after another magical maguffin. Shit gets stabbed." Pretty much the entire Assassin's Creed series in one fell swoop.
AC 3, Rogue, and Unity already covered the ideologies of Assassins and Templars and even had them working together at points, what we really need is for the writing to just not suck. They built up Desmond, killed him off and haven't actually done anything at all ever since. In Rogue the first person character we don't see became a Templar, but saying someone we don't know became a Templar is as pointless as introducing any other Templar character ever. Stop walking in place AC.
Hey Yahtzee could you review muramasa the demon blade. I quite like it but would like too see what you think(there are definitely faults but I want to see what you think of the crafting and combat systems, which really shine)
They pump these games out so fast, I don't even notice them anymore e-e but i did play AC:china and it was good ( and it was had a good new feel to it.) but kind of wish the make them into fledged game in India, and China( just for a different place/ atomoshere/ hisotry ) , you decide to make them into side scrollers instead. Ubisoft, you guys are weird. e-e xD
Can you please review The Lord of the Rings: The Third Age? It's a truly dreadful game, but I also couldn't help but LOVE playing it. Especially with a second player.
Yahtzee, you should play/review a game called Kingdom. It's one of the rare games that make me think that maybe (if all mighty Christ helps) this year won't suck as much with releases
I bought these in the hopes they'd be better--actually, along the lines of Ubisoft's surprisingly fun Tintin game tie-in. It had some good fun platforming stealth and stuff. I was disappoint.
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I like to think that Yahtzee said "Assassin's Creed: Armageddon" and someone at Ubisoft went "Shit" and tore up a planning sheet.
I’m just picturing Mr Boss Man saying to the intern “Yeah, we’re not doing that.” followed by the intern going “Ha ha, yeah.” as they conspicuously put a paper into the shredder
Theres rumours they have a Scandinavian setting in the works that will be called AC Ragnarok, which is the local equivalent of Armageddon, so if that happens they won't be far off
BlueAversion so assassins creed Viking edition? What the fuck are they going to halfarsedly connect it to? the viking invasion of Britain?
@@hazmatter0634 Hello I'm from the future and I'm here to inform you that's exactly what those lovable hacks at Ubisoft have done.
MasterCharlie104 ... good lord they are barely hiding their laziness
I am of course expecting the inevitable reboot game simply called "Assassin's Creed" that ignores all previous numbering.
Ok
Hopefully it'll be about assassinations again, like a renaissance Hitman without the world-government-conspiracy-nonsense.
Still not happened yet lol, im surprised
Fuck Assassins Creed: Armageddon, I want Assassins Creed & Knuckles
+Wheatcrop I want Assassins Cread 3cd & Knuckles & Knuckles.
+Wheatcrop I think we're at "assassins creed boom" right now though...
Drakan R Assassins Cread 016, actually.
+Wheatcrop Featuring Dante from the devil may cry series.
+Wheatcrop What about "Assassin's Creed Revelations of the Chronicled Reloaded Revolution Episode 2 Part 1 Featuring Dante from the Devil May Cry Series"?
"...but I don't think this industry can afford to let writing standards slip any lower. They're already wheelchair accessible."
Pure gold. Pure freaking gold.
Assassins Creed: RESURRECTION
Assassins Creed: RETRIBUTION
Assassins Creed: REVENGE
Assassins Creed: REDISTRIBUTION
Let's get all the clichés out of the way, why not?
Rise of the Assassins Creed
Creed: With Arms Wide Open
+MTThought Creed: Drinking All Night
+The Lunatic Fridge Assassins Creed: Christmas Special
+Black Sheep Rise of the Planet of the Assassins Creed
Oh, wait. I just noticed this happened an hour ago on another comment. Damn.
Assassin's Creed RevolutionRevelationRedemptionRetributionReloadedReconcilliationRetalliationRevenganceRedefinedRetiredRebootedReconceptionReinterceptedRecoveredRecollectedRecommendedRecommittedRecompensatedReconstitutedRecordedRecountedRecruitedReducedRedressedReducedRedactedRememberedRemasteredRemovedRenewedRepeatedRepentedRepercussedRepresentedReportedRepressedReproducedReprintedReassembledReservedResolutionRessurectedRetracedReunitedRevealedRevivedReach
+ThunderPsyker
*Redacted
lol...
+ThunderPsyker 420/10
+ThunderPsyker Repeated is the right word my friend.
Don't forget Assassins' Creed!
"--the reckoning"
Rise of the Assassin's Creed
Assassin's Creed Reborn
+Ribby Don't forget:
Assassin's Greed Rises
and
Rebirth of the Assassin's Greed
+MrSamulai greed?
+Ribby Assassin's Creed Adventure
Assassin's Creed Tamers
Assassin's Creed Frontier.
Nope wait, that's Digimon.
+Ribby Return of the Rise of the Assassin's Creed Reborn: Reckoning
Assassin's Creed: Revengeance
Assassins Creed "Forever"
IT SUCKED BACK THEN, AND IT WILL SUCK FOREVER.
+Batman "We Love Assassin's Creed"
+KeystoneHeavy58 Touch My Assassin
Hail to the king baby!
+Batman "Assassin's Creed and Robin."
*Assassin's Creed: Evolution*
Where you play as a cyborg Assassin and must defeat the radioactive mutant Templars! Set inside Monsanto's genetic engineering laboratories in post-Singularity America. Find the Golden McNugget of Eden before the Templars use it to magically enslave all the fat kids!
Sounds pretty fun actually!
01:55 *"All ideological movements with no specific end-goal inevitably descend into just another **_group,_** with no purpose except to sustain it's own existance and shun the opposition"*
Very well-said.
That comparison to _It's a Mad, Mad, Mad, Mad World_ was genius.
other ways ive learned to say assassins creed by watching this video:
-stabbing enthusiasts dogma
-murderers ideology
-executioners catechism
lmfao
Assassin's Creed Chronicles: For those places that aren't western.
Because 1 and revelations were western?
+Johnnythat1 Dude Hmm...I think you're right. I mean, there's Revelations, but that's still just the middle east. I guess Ubisoft can't be bothered with any area and nation east of modern day Turkey.
+Johnnythat1 Dude aren't the games about his assassin ancestors?
hahahahahatimes5 After three? Not really.
+Johnnythat1 Dude Dude we need assassin's creed in the old west
Assassins Creed
the reboot not the first one
+Captain SkullFace OH, you're talking about "The Assassin's Creed."
+Captain SkullFace I bet it would be in the based in the 5th crusade?
We will just call in Assassin's Creed 06
+Dmx Ninjz I Lol'd
Not even 30 seconds in and I am laughing so much.
+Viktor Reznov "Assassin's Creed" That alone is laugh worthy. They had an awesome idea. I mean, you play as an assassin, stabbing people. That's awesome, simple, and fun! And yet somehow they fucked it up, every single game!
+jirodyne Well, the second and fourth ones were good.
Joel Schembri
The story WAS good... When it was Templars are assholes trying to rule and Assassins are assassinating them for the good of the world.
Then they added in the 'future' and all the things in game are events in the past. Basically then, you have no choices. In fact, based on that premise you shouldn't even have any side quests or optional stuff, because it's either you're past self did that, or did not and thus isn't in the dna.
Then they added in... What was it, aliens? Achient Beings? Magical glowing object of world ending power that somehow only the Templar and Assassins know about and no one else in the world.
--
Like I said, it had a good and fun idea that should have been easy. Then they fucked it up! Shouldn't have had the magical objects, shouldn't have had it being DNA coding and just a simulator. Should have just been you are assassinating people in power because those people are corrupt and need to die. Simple. Easy. Fun.
***** I was talking with my friend and we agreed that it should be just assassins and Templars without the whole magic bullshit and simulators.
Slenderminion The fourth one wasn't an AC game... It was a pirate game.
+Viktor Reznov my favorit iz blödlines on da psp
"You can't spell assassin without sin! And twice the ass!"
-Deadpool, Marvel vs Capcom 3
Pretty sure that line comes from a comic
+Dark Arts Dabbler Funny, every time i hear something redeeming about the superhero movie industry, it's immediately followed up by "...and that good idea was originally featured in a comic from 30 years ago".
"Assassin's Creed: Armageddon" Actually sounds like an awesome game!
Both Templars and Assassins have to (grudgingly) work together to stop an Alien Invasion!
(May or may not steal ideas from Independence Day and XCOM)
+Paradox Acres
If by aliens you mean the precursors Then sure. They doing something with Juno arent they?
+Paradox Acres Didn't one of the games mention aliens? This could be feasible in their universe.
acephantom903
I don't think there are actual aliens But the First civilization is more then alien like.
Blue★ Maybe that is what I was thinking of. :) I only played 2 through completion and it ended with the Pagan Deities are actual creatures which created humans? I can't remember too well.
"All ideological movements with no specific end goal inevitably descend into just another group with no other purpose expect to sustain its own existence and shun the opposition. That's why debating on the Internet is like trying to headbutt a brontosaurus to death."
Slow clap Mr. Croshaw. Slow. Fucking. Clap.
Somewhere a UbiSoft executive dejectedly wipes 'Armageddon' off a white board.
i legitimately had no clue this was even announced.
i feel like this is happening more and more with me and the ac series
Assassin's Creed: Revelations
Assassin's Creed: Chronicles
Assassin's Creed: Angel of Darkness
Assassin's Creed: Legend
Assassin's Creed: Anniversary
Assassin's Creed: Underworld
Then the reboot:
Assassin's Creed
Rise of the Assassin's Creed
I friggin love your metaphors.
I'm also extremely happy that they're taking a year off. I couldn't even finish Syndicate despite how much I liked the main characters. The gameplay was just so unimpressive. Hopefully this break will lead to a game as enjoyable as I found 2 and Brotherhood to be.
“Arguing on the internet is like trying to headbutt a brontosaurus to death.”
The most apt description of online debate (Twitter) I’ve EVER heard.
Please review *HuniePop*, Yahtzee.
You won't regret it.
+Paradox Acres I think the video would be 90% fapping and 10% review
It would also be 5 seconds long, since all he would have to say is "Candy crush with porn" and then make a ejaculation joke.
IMHO I don't find it even interesting it's just candy crush with naked ladies, to me the "porn" portion doesn't make up for the boring gameplay.
Also it has an even worse story than most harem anime series which says a fucking lot already.
But nobody asked my opinion so whatever I guess.
Just fucking stop already. It was funny the first 3 times, but now... just stop, okay?
+Damon Finn I find him funny I like him and fuck you
+Bas van de Kleut IDK, it seems funny to the other 50 people likeing him, so I see no reason for him to stop. His comment doesn't harm you in anyway, and if it does, you are insanely thin- skinned.
The subtitles like "Unity" and "Syndicate" are just silly. Call it "Assassin's Creed: Paris" or "Assassin's Creed: London". Just name it after the setting, since that's how everyone's going to remember it.
I'm a geek, not a nerd they should just number them.
Do they mean anything in context anyways?
+Bald Man really, really? Just number them?
That's a great idea until you realize we'd be at like assassins creed 16 in a years time
Dark Arts Dabbler the numbers would make it a lot more obvious that they’re milking the series 😂
Yatzee going full on finicky school teacher with his mixed tenses critique, now that was unexpected.
The writing being "already wheelchair accessible" is fucking hilarious and genius XD
Assassins Creed Cory In The House
I would pay for that.
+KuudMUFC The Fresh assassin of bel air
+KuudMUFC I always thought an anime adaptation of Assassins creed would be a good place to take the franchise.
+Armored Albatross Assassins creed, animated
+KuudMUFC
Now this is a story all about how
The Temps got flipped turned upside down
Now just take a minute and sit right there,
I'll tell you bout the life of altair
I wait the 90's settling for "Assassins Creed: Bo Selecta" - it will be totally 'dope'!
"Shit gets stabbed" is from now on what I'll tell people when they ask about the plot of AC.
Aaand we can add origins to the list
Thank you for mentioning "writing standards"!
wait when was this game a thing?
I just sort of showed up one day, like every other one the AC games lately
+cyanmanta
They keep escaping from the research facility.
+cyanmanta Terry Pratchett had the idea in his Disc-world series that when people think something up,it exists. So some guy some day thought of the 2D Assassin's Creed games. Ties in with your idea at least,pretty much shuts down rational thought,but it makes sense in this situation
+A Lotad A wild Assassin's Creed game appeared!
+A Lotad 2009
Assassin's creed is the McDonald's of video games.
No one even notices when a new one is released.
Not a fantastic comparison
+Chunky Chicken Well your mum is fantastic
+Wiggin Miller sorry didn't mean to offend you :'(
+Chunky Chicken
+Wiggin Miller I prefer to say that this title would go to Call of Duty, because at least, both of them are sucessful, whether we like or not. AC is more close to Burger King, where nobody gives a grap anymore, even if it tries to become revelant again.
When he said "We already have Assasin's Creed Revelations and Chronicles..." I thought he was going on to say, "...are we going to touch all the books of the Bible?!" I'm actually a bit surprised they didn't call the prequel "Assassin's Creed Genesis." Then they could named the next one "Assassin's Creed Exodus," where the Assassins are Hebrew slaves trying to free themselves from Egyptian masters :P
The Jade Raymond reference gets me every time.
Assassin's Creed: Armageddensickofthem
Assassins Creed: The Quickening
Assassins Creed: Through the Portal of Time
UnderRise of the Assassin's Creed Armageddon: Rising: Revengeance: Enter the Gecko: Age of Revelations Ultimate Ninja Storm Xenoverse and Knuckles Platinum Version for Wii U and 3DS featuring Dante from the Evil May Cry series
*Devil
Lets start it up now. Assassin's Creed: SVU , Assassin's Creed: Mordern Warfare , Assassin's Creed: Greatest Stabs Collector's Edition
Wow I'm early I should make a joke
Unity
+squigglez DH
_*Snrrk!_ Oh you!
+squigglez DH actual LOL
game or engine
I'm from the Grim future of 2020. They didn't use Armageddon... they used Valhalla instead.
Can't wait for Assassin's Creed Racing
lol
eeek143 Assassin's Cart
After a year of being subbed i just realized this channel has other people on it too
"Assassins Creed: Origins" was announced so that's another cliche subtitle checked off.
That bit of the head under the assassins hood, it isn't an illuminated bit of his face it the D of the :D emoji... I can't unsee.
I gotta ask- Is The Escapist youtube channel basically just ran by Yhatzee now?
Tiwaking Tiwaking I thought so, I just didn't want to make assumptions.
+Reshriham
I think its similar to That Guy With The Glasses,
Other people are there but Yahtzee ends up being the more entertaining of the lot, and his throbbing shadow consumes them all.
This genuinely cheerd me up so much, after a day of intolerable rage inducing incompetence.
Good on ya Yahtzee, you'be been keeping me sane for some time now.
I heard that little note in you voice, during your word deconstruction.
That amused just as much as thinking about the word like that.
glad to hear that little bit of amusement for you too :) stay frosty and keep keep being a proper dude
The ideological conflict was the best part of AC3, with each target challenging Connor's perspective before they die. It was also the most disappointing part of AC4, which was more about hurr durr pirates than Edward's failure to build an empire out of his ideal of absolute freedom. (The same way the Templars fail to build an empire out of absolute order.)
Assassins Creed Rogue was actually fun and brought the whole idea of "are the Assassins really the good guys here?" to the table. The seekers really annoy me sometimes but they seem like they should be there.
I wanna see the next release settle the future plot between Assassins and Templars with a field day and BBQ. It will be called Assassin's Creed G1ne3s1s.
I'm just imagining a Ubisoft worker stromes in the conference room, showing this video with the armagedon part and on the big projector in the background is a powerpoint presentation about AC:Amragedon for 2017.
I'm in the middle of replaying AC: Brotherhood, and plan to play through Black Flag. The game just went off the rails and lost its way when it ended the Desmond plot, and just has been too bland. Unity was bugged all to hell and terrible, and I've not been able to even bother with Syndicate.
Give us some good plots again, and characters we care about.
"The mix of tenses make me unmixedly tense!"
2017 - Pirate's Creed: Swag dat Booty
I'm looking forward to when he reviews The Witness. He loved Braid so you know he's at least going to talk about it.
that Michael j fox joke..
I can't believe how few people picked up on it. xD
it's come to the point where I don't even realize new Assassin's Creed games are even coming out anymore. I didn't know with Brotherhood, and I didn't know with this one, they just come out so fucking often that I've been conditioned to not notice them when they do.
Um... There was a game about how the Assassins and the Templars divide ideologically. It's called Assassin's Creed: Rogue, and it's great.
And it's got tons of stabbing.
No. thats not at all how it went. Shay just chose to be a templar which were already a thing. go read the books ^-^ They're great!
"About as much fun as trying to prise your genitals from the workings of a grandfather clock"
I died. XD
Assassin's Creed : Revengeance
Micheal J Fox with the TV remote, oh boy!
Assassin's Creed zer0 - Japan Only
Assassin's Creed Online - PC Only
Assassin's Creed *insert cool word here* - coming soon/
the crossover lovers thingy he mentioned @ 02:09 already happened back in the ancient days when altaïr shagged a templar girl
Holy punctuation, I'm really early!
The Assassin's Creed Holiday Special! Starring Art Carney and Harvey Korman.
OMG you have to go into sound, ( your audio speaker properties), enhancements, then sewer pipe. It adds so much more immersion to Yahzee.
this is probably his best Zero Punctuation video.
with that ending, now I can't wait for AC: Awakening.
this guy has to be the funnies reviewer I've ever subscribed to! 😂😂😂
I just found this channel thanks to gcp grey! I think you're really terrific
i enjoy the juke towards the offensive. keep it up
LOVE the animations
only the escapist can make Michael J Fox jokes like that and still be one of the most lovable youtubers out there
Assassin's creed: Afterbirth
Assassin's creed X
Assassin's Creed: Destiny
Assassin's Creed: 40,000
"Sasso Creedo" Love it.
"Curry scented stiffy" holy shit I'm dead
"Maybe organised some kind of good-natured sports day."
I'd buy that game.
Hey, why not give us a full game or DLC with Shao Jun (like they did with Aveline from AC3)? She was a really interesting character, even though she only showed up in a little short film that wrapped up Ezio's story (RIP Ezio), and it would be really cool to see a part of Asia that doesn't have as much contact with the West. Constantinople was really neat, and it was great seeing Jerusalem, but I'd be interested to see China during the Renaissance period. There's TONS of fascinating history you could dig into there, and the audience of Assassin's Creed isn't as familiar with Chinese history compared to western European history. This could be an opportunity to really push the extra Animus database entries that give you a historical insight to the forefront, the player would be learning about the history and culture of China alongside the character.
I love assassin's Creed
it's just funny as hell to hear him
4:00, comrade Yahtzee admits it!
Brilliant as always!
"It hits the autosave button every three seconds like Michael J. Fox with a TV remote."
OH GOD I CAN'T STOP LAUGHING!
Here in the UK it's Arsearseins Creed.
Set the speed of the video to 0.5 and listen to the intro music. Pretty fucking cool. After so many years I can't believe I've only just thought to do this for a Yahtzee video.
I'm still keeping my hopes up for (in theme with all the other R subtitles) Assassins Creed: Resignation.
one day, a few years from now, when AC Armageddon will come out, i will come back to this vid, with a cigar and a fine whiskey and cherish the fact that i was here when yahtzee first predicted it.
Assassin's Creed Unleashed could be about a rogue Assassin getting revenge on both Assassins and Templars.
+RobotSnake Nah, he would become a werewolf for no reason.
Youngerhampster With a squirrel next to him fantasising over pastries.
"Assassins and Templars both chasing after another magical maguffin. Shit gets stabbed." Pretty much the entire Assassin's Creed series in one fell swoop.
LONG time fan and just bought hatfall. After awhile I wanted to watch the show
AC 3, Rogue, and Unity already covered the ideologies of Assassins and Templars and even had them working together at points, what we really need is for the writing to just not suck. They built up Desmond, killed him off and haven't actually done anything at all ever since. In Rogue the first person character we don't see became a Templar, but saying someone we don't know became a Templar is as pointless as introducing any other Templar character ever. Stop walking in place AC.
talking about gripes... at approx 5:16 it shows chronicles but i hear you saying revelations and vice versa for the next title.
with the announcement of assassin creed origins it looks as if the franchise has knocked another subtitle cliche off its list
Hey Yahtzee could you review muramasa the demon blade. I quite like it but would like too see what you think(there are definitely faults but I want to see what you think of the crafting and combat systems, which really shine)
They pump these games out so fast, I don't even notice them anymore e-e but i did play AC:china and it was good ( and it was had a good new feel to it.) but kind of wish the make them into fledged game in India, and China( just for a different place/ atomoshere/ hisotry ) , you decide to make them into side scrollers instead. Ubisoft, you guys are weird. e-e xD
Can you please review The Lord of the Rings: The Third Age? It's a truly dreadful game, but I also couldn't help but LOVE playing it. Especially with a second player.
Yahtzee, you should play/review a game called Kingdom. It's one of the rare games that make me think that maybe (if all mighty Christ helps) this year won't suck as much with releases
I bought these in the hopes they'd be better--actually, along the lines of Ubisoft's surprisingly fun Tintin game tie-in. It had some good fun platforming stealth and stuff. I was disappoint.
the birthplace of the master race IT'S MAJESTIC
You know what AC's problem is?
The fact that that question is self-answering, in that AC is AC's problem.