Every Zero Punctuation 2011
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- Every 2011 Zero Punctuation episode with no punctuation.
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00:00: Yahtzee’s Top & Bottom 5 of 2010
05:30: World Of Warcraft: Cataclysm
10:05: Fable 3
14:59: Minecraft
19:40: A Shadow’s Tale
24:16: Dead Space 2
29:06: DC Universe Online
34:03: MindJack
38:58: Two Worlds II
43:41: Bulletstorm
48:30: Killzone 3
53:25: Kirby’s Epic Yarn
58:11: Dragon Age II
1:02:47: Pokémon White
1:07:44: Yakuza 4
1:12:25: Crysis 2
1:16:52: Nintendo 3DS
1:21:29: Portal 2
1:26:07: Castlevania: Symphony Of The Night
1:30:34: Mortal Kombat 9
1:35:26: Brink
1:40:02: L.A. Noire
1:44:41: The Witcher 2: Assassins of Kings
1:49:22: Hunted: The Demon’s Forge
1:54:07: Duke Nukem Forever
1:58:41: Infamous 2
2:03:29: Alice: Madness Returns
2:07:59: Shadows Of The Damned
2:12:54: Fear 3
2:17:52: The Legend Of Zelda: Ocarina Of Time 3D
2:22:48: Call Of Juarez: The Cartel
2:27:38: Bastion
2:29:56: From Dust
2:32:16: Catherine
2:36:52: Red Faction Armageddon
2:41:42: Deus Ex
2:45:46: Deus Ex: Human Revolution
2:46:27: Driver: San Francisco
2:51:07: Dead Island
2:55:46: Resistance 3
3:00:23: Gears Of War 3
3:05:19: Hard Reset
3:09:56: Rage
3:14:45: Kinect
3:19:26: Batman: Arkham City
3:24:07: Battlefield 3
3:28:42: Uncharted 3: Drake’s Deception
3:33:33: Call Of Duty: Modern Warfare 3
3:38:34: The Elder Scrolls V: Skyrim
3:43:34: Saints Row: The Third
3:48:31: Assassin’s Creed: Revelations
3:53:27: The Legend of Zelda: Skyward Sword
Ty
Absolute madlad
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Watching this in 2022 when Yahtzee has a wife and kids is fucking hilarious.
"Fuck kids"
*Has kids*
"Fuck 100% completionists"
*Marries 100% completionist*
to be fair, he did say to fuck them, which he proceeded to do, as they are a lot of commitment, who will do any and everything to see something through to the end, which includes marrige and the children.
They are kinda the perfect people to be in a relationship with.
Yahtzee: "Fuck 100% Completionists"
Me: he is a man of focus, commitment and sheer fucking will
Man, Yatzhee's Star Wars joke in the Top5/Bottom5 video aged surprisingly.
I love listening to these, hell sometimes I fall asleep to them, but the imagery is fan freaking tastic and possibly better than the jokes
Yahtzee is one of the few people who have been consistently great.
For close to a decade, no less.
Very true. Him and Tim Rodgers are my favorite.
Plplll8@@ginko2692
It is rather amazing how this format, the writing, the editing, none of it ever gets old and Yahtzee never fails to deliver with hilarious but accurate reviews. Every year or so I find myself having a ZP binge and every year I lmao every day for a week.
it's been well over a decade, he's been doing this since 2007
Very true. The fact that he's been able to keep this show going in the same format and time length is amazing. He's also never been one to be in big controversies, kind of kept his nose out of trouble.
“There but for the grace of God, go I, Suicide Hedge”
Iconic, honestly.
This line always killed me
Mogworld might very well be one of my favorite books.
So am I the only one who uses Yahtzee’s voice to help me sleep ?
Hopefully not.
i listen to his books regularly for that singluar purpse my dude
If only his theme song wasn't so fuckin loud
Defo not alone on that, I watch Yahtzee, Jim and the Nerd to great success
I use these videos for the opposite purpose, oddly enough. I use videos from a different British game critic to sleep by (oddly enough also originating in Yorkshire): Hbomberguy.
Yahtzee's fast pace and rapid transitions force my brain awake and alert, whereas Hbomb's contemplative delivery in videos like the Scanline series puts my brain into a more relaxed state suitable for snoozing.
"I FOUND A PLOT HOLE, NURSE!"
Thanks!
Playing witcher 2 right now it feels nice to have the same opinions with yatz.
At least he stopped before the fight with Letho.
53:29 I just know he put those nacelles on backwards to wind trekkies up!
I wondered about that as well.
"FBI DEA BBC TCP/IP LOL" 😂😂😂😂
Kazuma Kiryu for Smash.
I remember that other m. That shit felt personal. Crazy thing is, it still feels personal now, especially with the rape robots.
I guess this doesn't have the 50 cent game?
Huh! Almost forgot about demos, because game industry wants us to forget that.
The editor's just fucking with my head now. I've started paying attention to suspicious image breaks, which, I'd assumed, always means that something was censored. Not so at 1:38:17; that was just bait.
2011 , back when Yatzhee Microphone sounded a bit shit.
Holy shit did you just reference G.K. Chesterton.
I may not have agreed with your gaming opinions before but by golly you could tell me the skys been neon pink my whole life and id take it under serious consideration now!
You should really review Warframe, especially after the Railjack update (probably around Christmas)
It's effectively an mmo.
That fact alone means we can pretty accuralty predict his opinion on it.
He will almost defintly hate it, though the video would be funnier for it.
Pleeeaz tell me you are doing this for all years
2:51:26
Did Yhatzee write the Jam novel based around this joke or to sneakily advertise it before it was even released?
Knowing him, this is probably another abrasive joke and I'm reading too much into this, so I'm leaving this question here to dangle for the sci-fi future internet archeologists to puzzle over and create false theories of, with their cute little science projects be obsolete in nanoseconds as more theories come up while I watch from on high with my suspiciously comfy chair.
This was almost 10 years ago. Wow.
This was 10 years ago. Wow.
@@BoldAndBrash5683 yeah, this is now 10 years ago. Wow again.
You think that’s fun? Wait till it starts being “that was 40 years ago”. That’s about the time you start looking at obituaries and constantly figuring out in your head how much older they were than you.
@@DanaTheInsane lmao, yeah.
Time stamp: 2:41:42
Not Barney!!!!
It’s kinda funny seeing all of the jokes they’ve edited out, seems like something Yahtzee would be against
He has said it himself that he is for the censor. He said he doesnt want the channel to get shutdown, he doesnt want to lose money on it and many of the jokes he is okay with not being in the compilation
It took me 2 days to watch this. Hooray!
What was censored this time?
The comparison of Battlefield 3 and Call of Duty Whatever hits quite different after Ukraine.
1:03:30 how can you fail to edit two frames so badly.. you have to be truly special to be that bad. The censorship on display is horrendous.
Good catch. That's hilarious.
So, what did they censor this time?
Is there an extented edition where Saruman burns the shite - I mean, the Shire?
Soft-boiled it happens in the books and is alluded to in the film version of the two towers.
@@Wipeout325 don't a few hobbits come back to the shire at the end the return of the king movie?
Hey this one's got the lost episode of Skyward Sword!
I think its on the escapist, not on yt, no idea why
@@LOLquendoTV it must've been removed for some reason and they never reuploaded it
Timestamp?
@@underdoge2915 3:53:28
@@banino9295 I heard it got removed because Escapist had sponsorship deals with Nintendo at the time. Shame really, more people needed to know how shitty that game was and to spend their money elsewhere.
So he coined the term PC master race, Spectical fighter, and spunk gargle Wii Wii. This man is an icon and a trend setter. What will he come up with next?
Just by looking at the thumbnail I realized how good 2011 was for video games
Ikr? Kirby’s Epic Yarn is the best game ever made next to Super Paper Mario, LEGO Star Wars the Complete Saga, Persona 4, and Minecraft.
@@aa9945 Don't forget Skyrim & Dark Souls
It was a awesome year
No
2011 was such a good year that Yahtzee's best game of 2011 was #2 in the top 10 games of the 2010s and his worst game of 2011 was #10 in the bottom 10 games of the 2010s.
1:03:30 I love how they tried to remove the visual gag of Yahtzee wearing a Klansman hood but failed so miserably
KC NotQuiteHD ikr i just saw it lol
It's hilarious how hard they failed at that
can you blame them?
Lordofthe44 they really should’ve tried harder if they were dead set on censorship. So yeah, kinda.
The especially funny part is that Yahtz pretty much runs the Escapist now - so is this something he wanted done himself? lol
44:09 That caught me off-guard. I'd forgotten Epic did stuff other than fortnite and voraciously consuming exclusives for the epic store
4 hours of Yahtzee's calm soothing voice. The perfect thing to help me sleep at night
That’s exactly what I use these videos for
Yahtzee has a bunch of let's plays on his now-abandoned personal channel, yahtzee19
@@dockingtwo3403 Same.
these should be available in audible
Tought I was the only one
"what kind of loser plays Alliance anyway?" BEING MEAN TO PIXELS MAKES ME FEEL BAD OKAY?
So being mean to the working class Horde lads is alright, then? Typical pro-human Alliance propaganda.
@@tonycampbell1424 I'd be less inclined to be mean if they didn't keep trying to stick pointy objects in my meaty bits
Wow… we really ate good in 2010 when bioshock 2 was top 5 worst games. Every year now games have to fight to be put on that list.
This is somehow missing the Alpha Protocol video which is a shame because Yahtz drops the word 'ponce' about 31 times.
I actually liked that game despite its many flaws.
"The ponciest ponce to ever ponce past a poncing parlor."
I can't close the video. I have shit to do but the video has no breaks for me to go "that's enough for now" and everything is fun and smart and insightful and I already watched it but I don't remember anyway.
Came back here to listen to reviews from a period before my favourite pastime turned to shit with microtransactions, loot boxes, live services and NFTs.
One of the best years for gaming if you ask me. From Skyrim to Dead Space 2 to Witcher 2 to Portal 2 to Crysis 2... thats a lot of two-s..
You're not wrong - after all, we did also get Two Worlds 2!
Humans are sequels if you think about it given we evolved from simple two legged hairy creatures
here's how you beat fable 3, at the beginning of the game when your in snowpeak buy a few properties, by the time you enter brightwall you'll own all of snowpeak from there it's a case of waiting around gaining money and buying more properties and buy the time you reach aurora you can literally own every building from snowpeak to bowerstone. once the "Sim city" part begins by that point every 5 minutes if you've done it correctly you'll earn about 500k (if you're doing the "Good" karma route) basically idle in the room of requirements (or whatever the room with john cleese is called) and rake in 6 million or there about collect the key at the top of the pile in the sanctuary (remembered the name) then donate all the money and get the chest at the bottom of the pile. (if you have been smart you'll have 7 mil without having to wait around), donate it all, win the game and not be hated. Job Done
And to add even more money once you become king/queen you'll be able to unlock a demon door that gives you one million gold.
Nah, just make lots of pies
2:51:29
And thus the inspiration for “Jam” manifests.
The Mindjack review will always be one of yahtzee's greatest hits for me. Bad games really bring the best out in him, don't they?
"Can't see the killing for my gun, how philosophical..."
the mindjack and minecraft reviews are some of his absolute best imo
My playback started with him commenting on mortal kombat being derivative of well mortal kombat and the new Dr who not being as good. I had to check which year I was watching.
3:53:28 the lost Skyward Sword Review
To the future people watching this in the year 2031, perhaps to study for your media studies course on retro video games. Can you let me know what the 20th anniversary, 280th re-release of Skyrim is like and can we play it on ATM's or on the back of someones head on the bus yet?
I think Yahtzee was writing Jam during this time, lots of references
Ha, found another joke that they cut out... tho kinda half-heartedly lol
In the Pokemon Black & White Section, Yahtzee makes a remark about choosing white for racial reasons, tho when the frame is revealed, it's shown that they just pasted his normal version with the hat over the old, because he had a white pointed hood on like in the KKK
Makes me wonder though... who in their right mind would go through the trouble of skimming 4 hours of content, to find something to complain or possibly demonetize them for? I mean, I just noticed because I remember the old reviews and happened to look at the video when their little 'hoopla' happened
I have no idea how this format hasn't got old yet. Brilliant writing.
Consistency is how, he hasn't tried to evolve the formula (which usually scares people off) but at the same time he the quality is still the same as when he started so it reassures long term fans that he still finds the effort worth doing. Generally if you're still watching after all these years (unless Yahtzee does something really controversial) then you're going to happy to continue watching into the future. I continue to watch for a dose of skepticism after a dose of Optimism from OutsideXbox/OutsideXtra!
@@mathewwilkins1613 It's good to have that balance
@@mathewwilkins1613 balance is definitely where it comes from for me, like there's been plenty of games that he's ragged on real hard and I still enjoyed myself but I went into it expecting certain things to be bad in it so it's not like my expectations for the game were too high and it was a lot more manageable and so wasn't disappointed.
Where if a review ignores the niggles and they don't honestly report on them then when I run into them I get annoyed and end up not finishing the game.
@@mathewwilkins1613 omg i still watch outside xbox too. It's like I've grown up with them since i was like 14 or 16. Same with these videos.
Yatzhee out here single handedly keeping the escapist boat afloat
@DanGraves1983 IDK, ever since the escapist was sold to the new owners last year, they've really been trying to turn it around.
I say we just sign escapist over to yatzhee and see what happens
@DanGraves1983 As much as this sounds like a good idea, I am not sure Yahtzee would want to run things. I think he is content with what he is doing, and I think if he ran things his videos would suffer for it. I do agree that they should get rid of Bob however, he is just a detriment.
55:01 that mad woman was Kess, strange to hear this knowing Yahtzee is gonna be a father
I didn’t know that there was anything other than yahtzee
Oh yes who's ready for shooter season 2011
22:00 criticism is easier to deal with when it is thinly spread. OMG trump has been watching all these years
señor koqonfaes is actually a very nice man, served with commander gareth goblecoque during the war
Land of Chocolate Lesbians
Oh hey, this one has the minecraft review.
Oh hey, isn't minecraft cool again?
Good timing.
Excelent 4 hours of wank jokes with a little bit of game revews
Yahtzee complaining about HL3 delay 10 years ago is cute
2:36:46 Blimey, what a smooth transition.
Alright be honest... How many edgy jokes did you cut out this time?
Quite a number from my count so far. The joke about the president calling the Secretary of Defence that one gay slur is out, presumably because we're not allowed to make fun of insensitive gits like that anymore. There's probably been a few other ones here and there, but since I'm just listening to this in the background (since I watched the original uncensored complications like 7 times through) I've probably missed a few.
@@gavinmatthews5903 they cut the slide in WoW review where yahtzee hangs himself on Christmas day. So the image stays still for 9s
The gay joke in Driver: San Francisco is gone too. Not sure why. Awful lot of us gays there, and it was a fun hat-tip.
So this is a "thing" with these compilations? I only just started watching them (mostly by accident, after leaving an individual ZP review on as I fell asleep and when I woke up, it was paused on a compilation) and after far too long spent rewatching individual reviews - finely honing my "skip forward 10 seconds" reflexes - finding out there existed a way to watch ZP, in order, with the opening and ending themes cut out was something I didn't know I needed til I had it.
Unfortunately, I eventually noticed this strange, recurring and off-putting issue where it would sound like the video had glitched - like suddenly Yahtzee's tone and cadence would change, which I just assumed was him "editing out his pause for breath" or whatever he once called it lawl. But then I was *certain* there'd been a cut when one of my favorite reviews was playing and one of my favorite jokes ended not with the next line (with which I am all-too-well acquainted, as a line immediately following one of my favorite jokes), but hopped right on over it to the next next line. I couldn't believe it, I thought it must be a mistake, so I went to the comments and found numerous references to this issue right off the bat - I made a comment about it myself, I think it was the 2009 or 2010 compilation. But what *really* surprised me was finding out these compilations come from The Escapist themselves - that made the "edited-for-TV presentation" bologna extra moldy. I probably shouldn't be surprised, if it's their prerogative to censor the videos "in post" (as it were), then they would be the one entity with the "rights" to do so...I suppose. I guess what confuses me is why bother to censor the *compilation* by editing certain lines out (for whatever reason) but then leave their respective original counterparts intact? It's all ZP, so it's not like we don't know what we're getting ourselves into (not any more or less than watching the reviews individually). So I'm hard-pressed to wrap my head around the point of it all.
They edited the image of Yahtzee wearing a KKK mask in the Pokemon review
edit: they also edited out another KKK visual joke and edited out a guy wearing a nazi swastika
Thank you for uploading these! Makes it easier to watch all ZP in one sitting
That “Quathrine” visual gag during the Cathrine review aged really well, lol.
0:02:45 Welp it just turns out Rockstar don't pay taxes at all.
@@LuizAlexPhoenix same for most AAA games.
Activision/blizzard and Ea both also recieve returns on taxes they never payed.
As a matter of fact I have been meaning to get into Count of Monte Christo. Thanks for reminding me eight years ago.
Thanks Yahtz, I can finally get a good night's sleep
Another 4 hours of my life are about to be given to this genius. HERE WE GO
I slept to this
Thanks
22:45 mister thicky wingwong
2:36:09 I literally laughed when he talked about the moral choices based on real life experiences.
F***ity Neurofen...... I'm using that next time I have a headache at work, thanks Yahtzee!!
First!
... oh, no, wait. I'm a bit late.
"F***ity Neurofen", pretty much my description of the cock up cascades that occur as I'm due to leave work soon......
I have noticed that none of the vocals are cut but some visuals, I definitely love this since every joke now flows smoothly and is enjoyable to just rewatch and relax
Omg thank you escapist. This is going in my most important videos playlist
Just what I needed for this weekend. Thanks escapist video editor!
Its funny how he shits on Mind Jack's multiplayer, when its literally the idea Fromsoft has picked up and run with.
Well, I'll be entertained for the next 4 hours.
Gotta love that time of the year...when Yahtzee gets a cold
Next time I want to buy every game from 2011 I will watch this
2011 is a year that I consider my life to have peaked. DS2 is my favorite game of all time and even hearing Yahtzee gripe about it makes me happy.
Sorry to hear that, mate. Hope there are better days ahead of you, still :)
@@lnt305 I needed that
Personally, I loved Bioshock 2
Is there a barely audible thing during the DA2 one? Or am I just extremely high? Starting at about 1:01:22
Copied form another comment so I can find it again
00:00: Yahtzee’s Top & Bottom 5 of 2010
05:30: World Of Warcraft: Cataclysm
10:05: Fable 3
14:59: Minecraft
19:40: A Shadow’s Tale
24:16: Dead Space 2
29:06: DC Universe Online
34:03: MindJack
38:58: Two Worlds II
43:41: Bulletstorm
48:30: Killzone 3
53:25: Kirby’s Epic Yarn
58:11: Dragon Age II
1:02:47: Pokémon White
1:07:44: Yakuza 4
1:12:25: Crysis 2
1:16:52: Nintendo 3DS
1:21:29: Portal 2
1:26:07: Castlevania: Symphony Of The Night
1:30:34: Mortal Kombat 9
1:35:26: Brink
1:40:02: L.A. Noire
1:44:41: The Witcher 2: Assassins of Kings
1:49:22: Hunted: The Demon’s Forge
1:54:07: Duke Nukem Forever
1:58:41: Infamous 2
2:03:29: Alice: Madness Returns
2:07:59: Shadows Of The Damned
2:12:54: Fear 3
2:17:52: The Legend Of Zelda: Ocarina Of Time 3D
2:22:48: Call Of Juarez: The Cartel
2:27:38: Bastion
2:29:56: From Dust
2:32:16: Catherine
2:36:52: Red Faction Armageddon
2:41:42: Deus Ex
2:45:46: Deus Ex: Human Revolution
2:46:27: Driver: San Francisco
2:51:07: Dead Island
2:55:46: Resistance 3
3:00:23: Gears Of War 3
3:05:19: Hard Reset
3:09:56: Rage
3:14:45: Kinect
3:19:26: Batman: Arkham City
3:24:07: Battlefield 3
3:28:42: Uncharted 3: Drake’s Deception
3:33:33: Call Of Duty: Modern Warfare 3
3:38:34: The Elder Scrolls V: Skyrim
3:43:34: Saints Row: The Third
3:48:31: Assassin’s Creed: Revelations
3:53:27: The Legend of Zelda: Skyward
I love that all of these are collected together, but I do wish they left a truncated version of the video introduction so you already know what the next video is when it starts.
Right? Like have the last 3 guitar notes in the riff play in between.
2:03:30 jesus christ
Can you stop censoring your videos?
Man I would love to know what Yahtzee would think of sky factory
what's funny about 1:11:00 is that that's literally every single game xDD And i fucking love it
2:47:10
LOL! i see what you did there. But why tho?? Cutting out lines and jokes ruins it
They've been cutting jokes left and right in all of these.
I wonder if people will go ahead and readd them as some sorta complete collection...
@@tinyman1144 There's a few comps that have no lines cut so probably only a small group will miss the jokes
did....did Deus Ex: Human Revolution get skipped?
I would definitely play "Constable Blimey Chips".
still accurate as fuck
So... Which jokes were censored this time around?
What was censored before?
@@384vh5mw Half of the jokes in the 2009 video
Editing=/=censorship
@@09csr but the videos are called "every Zero punctuation video (year)" not "every Zero punctuation (year), abridged version"
When the jokes that get cut are risque, editing them out is censorship.
3:07:53 Censor bar cut out a little quick there.
Strange that the original is still uncensored.
Because youtube doesn't demonitize old content. But if they did an uncensored reupload of older videos, they would get guideline strikes and demonitization all across the board
2:51:28 hinting at the concept of your second novel were you Yahtz?
Quantum Leap guy.
Isn't he effectively immortal?