The Most UNHINGED Dreadnought in the Blood Angel's Death Company

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  • @El_Chico_des_Galos
    @El_Chico_des_Galos 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +8845

    “Some Dreadnaughts are epic, some are sad, and some are just insane” and then we have Cassor who’s all three

    • @some_shitposting_idiot3023
      @some_shitposting_idiot3023 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +140

      Then there's the cringe that is space furry dreadnoughts

    • @Sir_Radahn_the_fearless
      @Sir_Radahn_the_fearless 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +159

      Then there is the stolen
      I forgot his name but it was those red guys

    • @demonelf2094
      @demonelf2094 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +92

      ​@@Sir_Radahn_the_fearlessDo you mean Blood Ravens?

    • @-TheMachineGod-
      @-TheMachineGod- 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +54

      @@some_shitposting_idiot3023everything about the space wolves other than their color scheme/ theme is cringe

    • @Sir_Radahn_the_fearless
      @Sir_Radahn_the_fearless 6 หลายเดือนก่อน

      YES@@demonelf2094

  • @akshatmandody5484
    @akshatmandody5484 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +8477

    Bro imagine your steak starts lecturing you and then just shoots you point blank

    • @cstgraphpads2091
      @cstgraphpads2091 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +287

      With an energy weapon that destroys things at the atomic level.

    • @adampeace7902
      @adampeace7902 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +150

      I hate it when that happens

    • @noxion4143
      @noxion4143 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +145

      And that Steak believing itself to be at its mothers slaughterhouse

    • @sleepyboi5804
      @sleepyboi5804 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +22

      The ultimate disrespect

    • @alexanderzhmurov9624
      @alexanderzhmurov9624 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +52

      _~ So damn inconsiderate of them!! This whole damn galaxy has the worst buffets!!_

  • @bigbat443
    @bigbat443 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +3889

    Giant space bug-dinosaur: opens mouth
    Cassor: FU*KING WITCHCRAFT

    • @user-ss9bt6dg3h
      @user-ss9bt6dg3h 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +118

      fIrEbAlL!!!

    • @insidechaos4913
      @insidechaos4913 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +93

      Not while Cassor is there will there be witchcraft

    • @samuelcaceres5355
      @samuelcaceres5355 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +16

      And he come

    • @elixavibuddies2951
      @elixavibuddies2951 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +28

      BUT COOM ALL THE SAME killed me man😂

    • @TheMemeLord700
      @TheMemeLord700 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +14

      He then proceeds to cast firebolt into its mouth after grappling it.

  • @Toastertankofmars
    @Toastertankofmars 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +4548

    "CASSOR WILL BREAK THY CROOKED SPINES ACROSS HIS KNEE!", Cassor said calmly

    • @RedCrowJXU
      @RedCrowJXU 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +24

      Hahahahaha

    • @trazyianajones456
      @trazyianajones456 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +16

      With no knee 😂

    • @jusa297
      @jusa297 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +16

      CASSOR SHALL BANE YOU. YOU WILL BE BANE'D BY CASSOR

    • @sergiosanabria4294
      @sergiosanabria4294 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      @@jusa297Fulgurim: Morty!! I’ve been baned!! He baned!! Me Morty

  • @janihuhtanen8289
    @janihuhtanen8289 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +2649

    "Pinned?!"
    "Inconceivable"
    😂

    • @bennipaulhinasi_bphn7943
      @bennipaulhinasi_bphn7943 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +102

      I straight up choked on my drink the way this made me laugh so hard😂

    • @DTS214
      @DTS214 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +105

      “HOW DARE YOU?!”

    • @Edwardlloyd1
      @Edwardlloyd1 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +121

      BROTHER I AM PINNED HERE

    • @kingleech16
      @kingleech16 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +44

      “You keep using that word…”

    • @austinjohnson6642
      @austinjohnson6642 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +14

      That line had me wheezing

  • @trixus4768
    @trixus4768 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +3230

    Cassor's reaction to being impaled was pretty much:
    "Oi! Bit rude, innit?!?!?!" 😂😂😂

    • @megan00b8
      @megan00b8 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +103

      Somewhere in between the mental insanity and being a literal walking tank a little stab wound is easy to be ignored.

    • @mememachine3963
      @mememachine3963 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +83

      Bit rude to put that knoife in me chest innit bruv?

    • @lamename8030
      @lamename8030 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +20

      ​@@megan00b8i don't think carnifex staber isnt small

    • @anka_art7372
      @anka_art7372 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +31

      oi oi oi you got a permit for that bruv?

    • @GlennM53
      @GlennM53 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +11

      He just dismisses it even happening. Then proceeds as if it hasn't happened. There is no way it could be more epic lol

  • @patrickpromen3605
    @patrickpromen3605 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +576

    "Come at me, you traitor!"
    "Bro, wtf? I'm a tyranid."
    "HORUS!"
    "Um..."

  • @ULTIMATZEKROM
    @ULTIMATZEKROM 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +817

    Cassor: SUFFER NOT THE WITCH TO LIVE!
    The Black Templars: Are we sure he's not one of ours?

    • @johngavin3180
      @johngavin3180 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +94

      Grimaldus: it's 50/50 really.

    • @Banthisyoutube-zs6sx
      @Banthisyoutube-zs6sx 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +55

      Black templars channeling their inner blood raven and liberate cassor to hang out with and go on adventures with.

    • @carsoncasmirri3874
      @carsoncasmirri3874 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +11

      It may explain why our dreadnought has been screaming and claiming our battle brothers are Horus

    • @denithwijesinghe4128
      @denithwijesinghe4128 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      Another Black Templar probably: he thinks he is Sanguinus and thinks he is fighting in the Horus Heresy. We don’t go that far. We have standards

    • @noneofyourbusiness2437
      @noneofyourbusiness2437 วันที่ผ่านมา

      ​@@denithwijesinghe4128
      He keeps calling himself Caesor. It doesn't sound like he thinks he's Sanguinius.

  • @josephmchugo8284
    @josephmchugo8284 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +1589

    "I know I am no longer sane, but I still serve"
    Cassor was partially self aware within the rage.

    • @beyondblood2707
      @beyondblood2707 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +81

      That's why I'll always remember reading his death.

    • @geaskadosh
      @geaskadosh 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +14

      @@beyondblood2707 can you give us the source?

    • @pimpskittelz
      @pimpskittelz 4 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@geaskadosh This is an excerpt from the Shield of Baal novel Deathstorm
      The carnifex continued on, lumbering through the smoke of the warrior’s passing. Its bio-cannon swung about, vomiting more strangling thorns across the plaza, and its scything talons swung out in deadly arcs, sending Death Company berserkers crashing to the ground in clouds of blood and entrails, their power armour cracked open and their torment ended. It spat plasma, incinerating anything that dared stay its progress. And when none of those weapons sufficed, it simply crashed through the opposition, be it a living warrior or an unfeeling statue. It was unstoppable, and it was heading right for Karlaen and the others.
      As one, the Terminators fired. The carnifex shrugged off the explosive shells and continued to bull forwards. It would not stop, Karlaen knew, until it was dead, or until something even bigger decided to get in its way. Nevertheless, he continued to fire, his targeting array trying to find some weak point in its carapace. The ground shook beneath his feet as the carnifex closed in. Joses readied himself to meet it, his face split by a wide, feral grin. Karlaen could smell the incipient blood-lust in the other Blood Angel’s sweat, and see it building in his eyes. He hesitated, wondering if he should order the sergeant to step back. Would that stop him? Would he listen? Or was he already too far gone?
      Before the question could be answered, something black smashed into the charging carnifex from the side and sent it slewing through a column. The carnifex rolled to its feet in a cloud of dust, but its attacker was on it before it could move. Metal talons, each as long as a sword blade, flashed out, carving bloody tracks in the carnifex’s flesh. The alien reared back, screaming in rage. Its cry was answered by its opponent.
      ‘Come, traitor. Come to Cassor. Come and fight, come and die, but come all the same,’ the vox-speakers mounted in the Dreadnought’s hull crackled. ‘Come and meet thy doom, dogs of abomination. Come and feel the angel’s wrath, curs of Angron. Come screaming or in silence, but come so that Cassor might lay thy hearts at Sanguinius’s feet. The walls of the Palace stand, the Eternity Gate remains barred and Cassor will break thy crooked spines across his knee.’
      The Dreadnought, hull painted black and daubed in red, set itself as the carnifex charged towards it. The talons mounted on the ends of the piston-like arms rotated and flexed. Then one rose, revealing a storm bolter mounted beneath the claw. The storm bolter spat, and the carnifex shuddered as its already abused flesh received new punishment. It crashed into the Dreadnought and drove it back into a statue. The Dreadnought shrugged off the blow and rammed itself into the carnifex’s gut, lifting the beast into the air momentarily before smashing it down onto the ground.
      ‘By the wings of the Angel, it’s Cassor,’ Alphaeus breathed as he watched the battle unfold before them. Karlaen did not ask him how he recognised the Dreadnought, for there was only one Cassor.
      Cassor the Chained, Cassor the Mad, Cassor the Damned - whatever name he was known by, he had been one of the greatest warriors ever produced by the Blood Angels, even before he had been interred in a Dreadnought sarcophagus, to rise and fight again after his death on some far-flung battlefield.
      He was also a warning, a testament to the dark truth that even the dead were not truly safe from the curse which afflicted the Sons of Sanguinius. For almost three centuries after his death, Cassor had served the Blood Angels from the war machine’s sarcophagus, until that final, fateful day at Lowfang. In the early hours of the battle, his mind had shattered, though no one could say why. Some swore that it was the shadows of the wings of the Sanguinary Guard falling on him as they passed overhead. Karlaen suspected that there was more to it than that. Whatever the reason, however, Cassor now belonged to the Death Company and was far too dangerous to be unleashed without cause. He could barely tell friend from foe, and he was, in his own way, as monstrous as the tyranid creature he was now fighting.
      ‘The Damned One,’ Zachreal murmured, as he watched the battle. He looked at Karlaen. ‘Truly, our mission must be important if Commander Dante has unleashed him to aid us, captain.’
      ‘Were you ever in any doubt?’ Karlaen said, watching as the black-hulled Dreadnought crashed into the carnifex again. The two maddened beasts, one metal, one flesh, came together like rival bovids. The stones of the plaza were crushed and churned to rubble as they strove against one another.
      ‘Ho, traitor, strive and strain all you wish, you will never conquer Cassor. While Cassor stands before the gates of Holy Terra, none shall pass. Shriek, daemon. Scream out your prayers to the gods of wrong angles and shattered skies. Summon them. They shall not defeat Cassor. It cannot be done.’
      Cassor’s emotionless, rasping monotone echoed across the plaza, drowning out the shrieks of the carnifex. The carnifex ripped at the Dreadnought with its huge claws, scoring the ancient armour but failing to pierce it. Cassor slashed at the beast with his own talons.
      Xenos and Dreadnought reeled across the plaza, brawling through the ruins, the carnifex howling out bestial challenges as Cassor roared out gibberish in reply. Suddenly, a ceramite plate buckled, and one of the carnifex’s claws lanced down into the nest of grav-plates and fibre bundles that made up the Dreadnought’s innards. The claw crashed down through the war machine and on into the ground, pinning Cassor in place.
      ‘Pinned. Inconceivable. Cassor shall not stand for this, puppet of false gods. Release me, so that I might wipe thy stain from the earth,’ Cassor rumbled.
      In reply, the carnifex opened its maw wide. A greasy ball of plasma began to form between its jaws.
      ‘Sorcery. You dare? Suffer not the witch to live, so says Cassor.’ One heavy mechanical claw closed around the carnifex’s throat, holding it in place. The beast, as if understanding what Cassor had planned, began to struggle, but to no avail. As surely as it had the Dreadnought pinned, Cassor had it held fast. Before the monster could release the burst of bile it had prepared, the Dreadnought brought up his wrist-mounted meltagun and shoved the barrel between the creature’s jaws. With a dull hiss, the back of the beast’s skull vanished in a cloud of superheated gas.
      The carnifex toppled sideways, freeing Cassor in the process. The war machine shoved himself upright. His chassis rotated, as the optic augurs mounted in the hull scanned the plaza for more enemies. ‘Listen, traitors. Hear Cassor’s words: I still stand. The Emperor’s hand is upon my shoulder. I am death incarnate!’ The words echoed out over the area. But no new challengers appeared. Then, with a grinding of unseen gears and a whine of servos, Cassor the Damned stalked towards the palace, in search of new foes to slay.

    • @b1zzarecont4ct
      @b1zzarecont4ct 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

      @@geaskadoshit’s rude that he couldn’t just answer your simple question

    • @geaskadosh
      @geaskadosh 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +7

      @@b1zzarecont4ct and i am still waiting

  • @feris2137
    @feris2137 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +556

    Walking definition of "God Emperor allowed me to live another day and I'm about to make it everyone else's problem"

  • @seankillingsworth8618
    @seankillingsworth8618 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +4580

    "Come" said Cassor, and everyone came. Even the Emperor.

    • @jackripley3906
      @jackripley3906 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +168

      I UNDERSTOOD THAT REFERENCE

    • @WarmasterWirMustard
      @WarmasterWirMustard 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +91

      I hats you
      But you have my respect

    • @cohnjureazalea6814
      @cohnjureazalea6814 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +63

      He was brutally impaled huh?

    • @eriolhiiragizawa729
      @eriolhiiragizawa729 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +11

      This kills me 🤣

    • @jimvenanzio6561
      @jimvenanzio6561 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +87

      But only Slaanesh moaned.

  • @ghostranger5255
    @ghostranger5255 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +828

    My favorite line will always be "Sorcery?! You dare?!"

    • @DarkonFullPower
      @DarkonFullPower 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +76

      As a response to TEETH from an ALIEN, yes. He is truly mad.

    • @hughmungus8340
      @hughmungus8340 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +33

      I like "SUFFER NOT THE WITCH TO LIVE"

    • @steelgear3876
      @steelgear3876 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +14

      "SO SAYS CASSOR"

    • @usuariopromedio963
      @usuariopromedio963 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      Diomedes 😂

    • @gameplaysuffering1620
      @gameplaysuffering1620 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

      you know, its likely one of Sanguinius final words, same with Pinned, inconceivable . Not many does could pin a primarch ,except another, traitorous one (Horus)

  • @HasvenWorld
    @HasvenWorld 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +377

    Cassor: "I KILLED HORUS!!"
    Death company marine in the distance that just stepped on a swarmer: "SO DID I. WOOOOO!!!"

  • @climax050
    @climax050 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +404

    “The palace is under attack” 😐
    “Angron and the world eaters are assaulting the gates” 😐
    “Sanguinius is dead and the emperor is a vegetable” 😐
    *literally gets impaled* 😐
    *Detects magic* 😡

    • @jimvenanzio6561
      @jimvenanzio6561 หลายเดือนก่อน +6

      when crackheads roll dice in 40K and start roleplaying, Not even the Emperor's Tarot can predict what's coming next.

  • @WingedDynamite
    @WingedDynamite 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +1806

    Cassor: HORUSSSSS!!!
    Carnifex: ?????

    • @LordCrate-du8zm
      @LordCrate-du8zm 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +165

      carnifex translates to butcher lmao

    • @ariahsacramento6203
      @ariahsacramento6203 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +74

      ​@@LordCrate-du8zmI mean it ain't wrong technically since they do butchered any that's weaker then it or can't take it out in time

    • @battlez9577
      @battlez9577 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +37

      ​@@ariahsacramento6203 its latin for butcher

    • @TheRealSharkface
      @TheRealSharkface 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +42

      I never knew carnifex was latin for butcher

    • @IAA2152
      @IAA2152 6 หลายเดือนก่อน

      ​@@LordCrate-du8zmlmao.

  • @deadknight1402
    @deadknight1402 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +1051

    "I am coming, Cassor." - Black Legionnaire
    "I am coming, Cassor." - Emperor's Children Legionnaire

    • @Warlord_Gruktak_Rukrak
      @Warlord_Gruktak_Rukrak 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +50

      💀💀💀

    • @Dones47
      @Dones47 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +71

      Two kinds of space marines, right there.

    • @redcrewmate927
      @redcrewmate927 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +37

      Look at you with disgust

    • @hrushikeshsawant6193
      @hrushikeshsawant6193 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +13

      🤨come

    • @filiptrajkovski2198
      @filiptrajkovski2198 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +17

      That reminded me of that 1 scene from kung pow
      "I'm coming" *shot of person running*

  • @HobbiesGamesChillin
    @HobbiesGamesChillin 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +858

    "40k is a serious thing that is only grimdark"
    Cassor the mad .....

    • @Shark_with_legs198
      @Shark_with_legs198 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +24

      Ciaphas cain

    • @berilsevvalbekret772
      @berilsevvalbekret772 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +19

      Trazyn and Orikan.
      Zhandrekh and Obyron

    • @Merilirem
      @Merilirem 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +6

      To be fair he's one of the most serious things. Mad people are pretty normal.

    • @HobbiesGamesChillin
      @HobbiesGamesChillin 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +6

      you cant look me in the eyes and tell me that wasnt suppose to be a funny scene @@Merilirem

    • @patrickdees5256
      @patrickdees5256 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      Rynn's Might.

  • @westernmorris7075
    @westernmorris7075 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +1244

    I like to imagine he just doesn't shut up

    • @StressmanFIN
      @StressmanFIN 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +189

      Like a veteran grandpa, who suffers from PTSD and just rambles as he fights.

    • @PerkolatorTheTerminator
      @PerkolatorTheTerminator 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +88

      It makes every situation he’s in SOOO much more fun to imagine! 😂

    • @FreedomIII
      @FreedomIII 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +77

      ​@@StressmanFINAnd fighting is all muscle memory by now so he has plenty of attention to just keep talking 😂

    • @greyfox788
      @greyfox788 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +24

      The Deadpool of the 41st millennium...

    • @starlightglimmer3260
      @starlightglimmer3260 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +6

      Hail cerberus

  • @Mad_Geniuz
    @Mad_Geniuz 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +854

    hear me out, a plush of cassor were when you pull the string it says a differnt line

    • @bobtehdinosaur
      @bobtehdinosaur 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +119

      Shut up and take my money 💰

    • @Man0mania
      @Man0mania 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +42

      I'd buy it

    • @useurname123
      @useurname123 6 หลายเดือนก่อน

      "Quit tickling my junk, you heretic"

    • @estebanatachaoarguedas6321
      @estebanatachaoarguedas6321 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +74

      Better than that, an extra voicebox with lines of him cursing and blaming when you squish him.

    • @redisconfused
      @redisconfused 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +25

      “COME”

  • @cernunnos8344
    @cernunnos8344 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +117

    The fact that even crippled on life support and completely insane a death company dreadnought will just go on an epic monologue about how violently he's going to murder you, truly the poet legion.

  • @RyanRicardo-nw7fe
    @RyanRicardo-nw7fe 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +221

    He is dealing direct psyquic damage to the hive mind itself, as it had to hear 17 thousand more hours of this from each new nid he continued killing never shutting up ever for a moment.

  • @g.sergiusfidenas6650
    @g.sergiusfidenas6650 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +364

    Sorcery from a son of Angron? Cassor truly was mad to imagine such a thing.

    • @terminallove3531
      @terminallove3531 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +57

      Well.... the Twelfth did have Librarians, but we all killed trying to prevent Angron's apotheosis.
      They're actually quite tragic figures.

    • @twilightofapprentice8280
      @twilightofapprentice8280 6 หลายเดือนก่อน

      I read abt very tragic ​@@terminallove3531

    • @g.sergiusfidenas6650
      @g.sergiusfidenas6650 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +46

      @@terminallove3531 yeah poor guys, they were treated like crap but they still loved their father and tried to save his soul

    • @tadhgmcelligott3693
      @tadhgmcelligott3693 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +11

      Well in the full thing he name drops the NL and EC as well
      "Cowards! The dark shall not hide you from the Emperor’s light. Come out and fight, or die in the dark. Make your choice,’ Cassor roared, as if echoing his thoughts. The Dreadnought hurled his words into the dark like artillery fire and clashed his claws together. ‘Come, dogs of Chemos. Come vermin of Nostramo. Fight Cassor the mighty or be damned for your timidity."

  • @Lisichkin_Topishe31
    @Lisichkin_Topishe31 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +374

    When an Alpha Legionnaire says he is Alpharius that's fine, but when a Blood Angel says he is Sanguinius he is sent to the Death Company?

    • @dolomaticus1180
      @dolomaticus1180 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +88

      Yep. Cause that means the angel is about to go bezerker mode and think every enemy is Horus.

    • @ronanchristiana.belleza9270
      @ronanchristiana.belleza9270 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

      @@dolomaticus1180 FACTS

    • @donnellebarfield3964
      @donnellebarfield3964 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +36

      Trust me, you don't wanna be around when they start saying that 😂

    • @bioshock2712
      @bioshock2712 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +36

      You see, the Alpha Legion is supposed to be Alpharius, due to their primarch(s) being space marine sized. The Blood Angels however, are NOT supposed to be Sanguinius because their primarch is not a dwarf by primarch standards, also the Alpha legion don't get fuck ass mad and have Nemesor Zandrekh syndrome.

    • @Kareszkoma
      @Kareszkoma 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +21

      @@bioshock2712 That sounds like something Horus would say.

  • @guyver441
    @guyver441 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +85

    That is far more eloquent and coherent than I would expect from a son of Sanguineous fallen to the black rage and interred in a Dreadnaught

    • @justinbruck9602
      @justinbruck9602 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +7

      C'mon man, we aren't animals we are sophi-HORUSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • @dillasoul2228
    @dillasoul2228 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +81

    Orks are the only one's enjoying the setting
    Cassor: "Hold my melta gun"

  • @mitchellclark6458
    @mitchellclark6458 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +207

    Even consumed by madness and bloodlust, the blood angles are noble warrior poets to a man.

    • @Xen_the_legend
      @Xen_the_legend 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +20

      The angles must be pretty sharp for blood to be on them

  • @kaijukingdom2686
    @kaijukingdom2686 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +348

    I don’t know why. But this guy actually seem very funny, that poor ass Tyranid was probably confused as shit xD

    • @DarkonFullPower
      @DarkonFullPower 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +66

      Dude was convinced his TEETH was a magic spell. He is completely mad.

    • @benjamincuevas9627
      @benjamincuevas9627 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +33

      It probably did that little head tilt that animals do when confused.😂

    • @aaronstorey9712
      @aaronstorey9712 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +12

      ​@@DarkonFullPowerhe was trying to do that bile spit when cassor said that tbf

  • @detaexpunged9859
    @detaexpunged9859 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +170

    Ah shit, peepaw Cassor escaped the nursing home

    • @johngavin3180
      @johngavin3180 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +48

      Death company chaplain: Code RED BROTHERS!
      Death company sergeant: What happened chaplain!?
      Death company chaplain: Grandpa Cassor has breached containtment and is now fighting tyranids.
      Death company sergeant: I almost feel sorry for the xenos... almost.

  • @gazamaza7739
    @gazamaza7739 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +91

    yes exactly how dare the carnifex betray the emperor

  • @Saiyuhhh
    @Saiyuhhh 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +76

    "SORCERY?!? YOU DARE!!!"

  • @spottedslash4256
    @spottedslash4256 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +161

    He's like a Deranged Paladin. Amazing.

  • @LaughingJokerProd
    @LaughingJokerProd 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +46

    Sons of Sanguinius are known for their love of art, Cassor just happens to have learned of the great scholar Eminmius Emmus the Angry and his vaunted “diss tracks”

  • @Thesilentone88
    @Thesilentone88 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +47

    "SO SAID CASSOR!" Cassor said calmly.

  • @Hunk666
    @Hunk666 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +36

    that Dude sounds like a real riot on the battlefield, imagine fighting next to him and hear him incessantly ramble

  • @rip.tear.
    @rip.tear. 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +40

    I love the way he calls a Tyranid a traitor, lost his marbles spectacularly!

  • @chrisbeckett9748
    @chrisbeckett9748 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +25

    Best character in 40k. Threatens to break spines with his kneed - but doesn't have any knees - but little stompy legs.

    • @nocturnaljoe9543
      @nocturnaljoe9543 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +8

      He is still alive, because the knees in his heart burned brighter than the knees on his legs.

    • @tadhgmcelligott3693
      @tadhgmcelligott3693 2 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Box dreads do have knees, u can see em on the back of the models

  • @secondarytrollaccount666
    @secondarytrollaccount666 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +31

    Cassor: pinned?!?! Inconceivable!!! Cassor shall not stand for this!!!

  • @Mycatcouldbeatyouup
    @Mycatcouldbeatyouup 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +104

    Bro's got those medieval rimes

  • @liamace1107
    @liamace1107 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +16

    "RELEASE ME THAT I MIGHT WIPE THY STAIN FROM THE EARTH!!" That goes so hard

  • @the98themperoroftheholybri33
    @the98themperoroftheholybri33 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +14

    Cassor: "come sons of Angron!"
    Tyranids: "huh?"

  • @rafaelz1373
    @rafaelz1373 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +11

    Also Cassor later on:
    Cassor stared at the scuttling horde that clambered over the bodies of his fellows and rumbled, 'Cassor stands alone. So be it. Vengeance must take place and Cassor shall deal it in red increments. Come traitors. Cassor is waiting. He has waited all of his life for this moment.' The Dreadnought's optic sensors rotated down, to meet Karlaen's still stunned gaze. 'I know that I am no longer sane. But I still serve. You shall not fall here, brother. Not while one flicker of rage remains in Cassor's heart. Up, commander. Glory awaits.'

  • @NightLord36
    @NightLord36 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +144

    Cassor: Long rhymes and speeches as he fights.
    That 1 Iron Warrior: Hi. Let’s fight.
    Edit: Honsou

    • @glock986
      @glock986 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      Honsou!?!

    • @NightLord36
      @NightLord36 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      @@glock986 That’s the one!

  • @vanessalaplaige8806
    @vanessalaplaige8806 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +47

    Cassor is so deep in his character that it becomes funny

  • @FFVogter.-em6zz
    @FFVogter.-em6zz 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +8

    "Come so that Cassor can lay thy hearts at Sanguinus' feet."
    That part of the rant is the most hardcore.

  • @justincancelosa5773
    @justincancelosa5773 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +33

    “Oh he’s a mad marine he’s gonna go ‘aywire some day and kill a whole lot of shock troops or heretics” but when dreadnoughts go mad it’s considered quirky and cute.

  • @CallMeAlphys
    @CallMeAlphys 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +19

    "SUFFER NOT THE WITCH TO LIVE!! SO SAYS CASSOR!!"

  • @simbriant
    @simbriant 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +20

    Tech Marine: I am here to repair your damage, brother.
    Dreadought: You will not touch my cables or motors! You are a pervert marine!
    Tech Marine: I am a tech marine! A tech marine!

  • @dueinuremom5082
    @dueinuremom5082 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +16

    “COME“ cyber punk music starts playing

  • @12coudak000
    @12coudak000 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +44

    Now this is a guy who loves his job

  • @seanransom6227
    @seanransom6227 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +15

    Tyrannids: Do not come…Do not come
    Cassor The Mad: I’m gonna come!

    • @nocturnaljoe9543
      @nocturnaljoe9543 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      Crassor, making the imperium great again.

  • @JoeTheCrusader
    @JoeTheCrusader 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +375

    Maybe he should be called Cassor the Lond Winded instead.

    • @IlHansenIl
      @IlHansenIl 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +9

      Lond Winded, ey?

    • @thatotherguy8138
      @thatotherguy8138 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +27

      @@IlHansenIl I'm not going to argue with Cassor the Lond Winded over something as mundane as a typo in his name. If that's what he wants to be called, Cassor the Lond Winded it is!

    • @d.n5287
      @d.n5287 6 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Cassor the coomer.

    • @nolanbaker2360
      @nolanbaker2360 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      ​@@thatotherguy8138" THY WRECTHED MOUTH DARE ACCUSE CASSOR OF MISSPELLING, I N C O N C E I V A B L E

  • @daniel-zh9nj6yn6y
    @daniel-zh9nj6yn6y 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +16

    Cassor speaks like a very articulate Ork.

  • @JWP-56
    @JWP-56 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +61

    Something tells me him and Bjorn would get along like a house on fire.

    • @centric3125
      @centric3125 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +12

      Cassor probably has put a lot more than a single house to the torch...

  • @diraltmcallister3523
    @diraltmcallister3523 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +19

    I mean, you've got time to think up monologues when you're trapped in a living power tomb of doom.

  • @timmorin6657
    @timmorin6657 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +13

    Death company marine: HORUUUUS I WILL GET YOU TRAITOR!
    Tyranid gaunt: My name's Steve ... are you gona eat that used napkin?

  • @notribadsvault
    @notribadsvault 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +20

    “Welcome to the COME ZONE!”

  • @Sir_Radahn_the_fearless
    @Sir_Radahn_the_fearless 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +75

    Man’s dropping those beats

    • @nocturnaljoe9543
      @nocturnaljoe9543 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      "Cassor da Mad giving everyone da feels.
      Cracking those spines without having any knees." - CRassor da Mad

  • @avalontheeldritchwhorror8212
    @avalontheeldritchwhorror8212 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

    Cassor: WE ARE THE HAMMER!
    Dante: Sigh...Cassor... that's the Grey Knights thing not ours...
    Cassor: COURAGE AND HONOUR!
    Dante: ...ugh....

  • @Khornecussion
    @Khornecussion 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

    " How we doing this, traitor? You come at me. I come at you? Ohhhh. Maybe we come together - at the same time? Oh, you'll come. THEY ALWAYS COME! "

  • @conradicalex01
    @conradicalex01 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +93

    *impaled by carnifex*
    BROTHER I AM PINNED HERE!

  • @17thcolossus91
    @17thcolossus91 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +39

    Never seen a dreadnought yap this much

    • @sirkelendor5429
      @sirkelendor5429 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      "What is blud wafflin abo-" -some poor termagaunt, probably

  • @deeen4304
    @deeen4304 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +279

    The fact that right before this short there is a beautiful, peaceful and quite sad short about Dorn is kinda funny ngl, like the 180 from this too that
    Edit: Thank you all for the many likes, im happy you all liked it

  • @laurel9629
    @laurel9629 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +6

    “Sorcery!?”
    He’s a little confused, but he’s got the spirit

  • @luzifershadres
    @luzifershadres 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +11

    "Come fight me!"
    gets chocked by Tyranide.
    "Wait, thats illegal"

  • @redclayscholar620
    @redclayscholar620 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +13

    "Oh you'll come. They ALWAYS COME!" AluCasador

  • @maelradec2381
    @maelradec2381 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +30

    Noise marines be like: call me Horus all day everyday

  • @orums2606
    @orums2606 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +55

    Dude just loves his job sheesh

  • @QuantemDeconstructor
    @QuantemDeconstructor 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +7

    The funniest part to me is he asked to be pulled out of the Dreadnaught so he could kill the traitorous dog with his own hands

  • @antcow1239
    @antcow1239 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +231

    Cassor mad! CASSOR SMASH!

    • @SilasKeon
      @SilasKeon 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +7

      CASSOR RA-

    • @elixavibuddies2951
      @elixavibuddies2951 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +7

      ​​@@SilasKeonNO CASSOR WE DONT SMASH LITTLE BABY ELDAR

    • @crosssans6245
      @crosssans6245 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

      @@elixavibuddies2951it is the emperor’s will brother!!

    • @succmama1039
      @succmama1039 5 หลายเดือนก่อน

      ​@@elixavibuddies2951 IT HAS A KNIFE! CASSOR KILL!

  • @ProcyonDei
    @ProcyonDei 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +15

    Roasting the enemy with a freestyle and a flamer...

  • @CaptainHieronymusValerianus
    @CaptainHieronymusValerianus 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

    Tyranids be trying to evolve a restraining order against him after all those demands to come

  • @LightandDarknessLion
    @LightandDarknessLion 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +6

    "Generously liberating the back of its skull from its body."
    Thrones I love that line

  • @dolphinboi-playmonsterranc9668
    @dolphinboi-playmonsterranc9668 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +10

    He talks about coming more than the straightest Emperor's Children legionnaire

  • @mikedicewrites
    @mikedicewrites 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

    Carnifex: An abomination of flesh and teeth
    Cassor: "WITCH!"

  • @wildspirewarrior211
    @wildspirewarrior211 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +7

    *gets fucking impaled*
    Cassor: The audacity!

  • @MichaelJohnson-fr8yr
    @MichaelJohnson-fr8yr 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +21

    INCONCEIVABLE!!!

  • @azarelazarel
    @azarelazarel 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

    He fought the same carnifex 3 times and always won. GOAT

    • @nocturnaljoe9543
      @nocturnaljoe9543 4 หลายเดือนก่อน

      That's what I'm talking about! That's why he's the mvp! Da *GOAT.*

  • @francescosacca6674
    @francescosacca6674 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +9

    He was lucky to not fight Daemonettes, they would have obliged him

  • @kindasupersonic7114
    @kindasupersonic7114 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

    Homie out there Spitting mad flows while he is cleansing heresy HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAH

  • @SeanCrosser
    @SeanCrosser 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +22

    Cassor says to come.

  • @Maxsmack
    @Maxsmack 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

    “THE WALLS OF THE PALACE STAND”
    Such a hard line, he’s already winning every second, and has been for 10k years

  • @DonutHolestien
    @DonutHolestien 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +20

    These shorts are so fantastic. Excellent bite sized lore bits that really show the fantastical heights of Warhammer

  • @Warlord_Gruktak_Rukrak
    @Warlord_Gruktak_Rukrak 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +19

    Trazyn: Nice fight...now get into my pokeball💀💀

  • @leonardovegaolmedo5483
    @leonardovegaolmedo5483 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +10

    Meanwhile, avatar of Khaine tries the exact sane thing and gets slammed by carnifexes.

  • @johnnyboy90528
    @johnnyboy90528 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +6

    Horus, you're looking an awfully bit scalier than usual.

  • @b1on1k638
    @b1on1k638 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    I don’t like how enthusiastic he is about “coming”

  • @DefinitelyNotBlackOpalDirect
    @DefinitelyNotBlackOpalDirect 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +16

    Don’t stop I’m about to come

  • @micahmurphy4546
    @micahmurphy4546 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    In a galaxy where everyone has a higher body count than words spoken, I think this chap has an equal amount of both

  • @thorclarke8600
    @thorclarke8600 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +33

    "rudely impaled by the [carnifex]"
    To be fair Space Marines do have that healing factor that would make Wolverine jealous, being stabbed would probably be more of an inconvenience from being unable to move than anything else

    • @hammer1349
      @hammer1349 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +16

      Given that he is a dreadnought, it is most likely he physically didn't feel anything aside from maybe the force of the strike. Given that he has also succumbed to the black rage, any damage reports displayed to him likely never even came close to be acknowledged. As you say, if anything it was just inconvenient though also helpful because now the enemy can't go anywhere

    • @Bananakingchad
      @Bananakingchad 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +7

      *Gets impaled*
      “You Wut mate?!”

    • @judeduval5724
      @judeduval5724 2 หลายเดือนก่อน

      No dude you got it backwards space Marines would be jealous of wolverine healing factor.

    • @yourdad6902
      @yourdad6902 13 วันที่ผ่านมา

      No space marine gas revived themself from a drop of blood or a literal single cell left

  • @IM-rn7ik
    @IM-rn7ik หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    Swarmlord - charges with bones swords ready
    Cassor - What sorcery is this?!

  • @gutsytoadsage6497
    @gutsytoadsage6497 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +10

    Cassor the Sultan of Yappistan

  • @painforfree2604
    @painforfree2604 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    Deathcorps Member with Popcorn : "That guy is my fckn Idol ! "

  • @stanleylee5358
    @stanleylee5358 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

    Cassor: “Come, curs of Angron”
    Khorne, sending a shipment of demons: “Oh damn, does he know?”

  • @usernamealreadytaken9330
    @usernamealreadytaken9330 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

    Cassor with the steel chair!!! Carnifex is out cold

  • @StickL0rd
    @StickL0rd 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

    Cassor ain't mad he's just full of rhymes

  • @alsorensen2484
    @alsorensen2484 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

    Cassor: I came-
    Alien: "What?"
    Cassor: To this planet.
    Alien: Oh

  • @Eramiserasmus
    @Eramiserasmus 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

    Cassor just doing his best to break their spines.

  • @TheOdinCrusade
    @TheOdinCrusade 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +11

    "OR JUST COME!............STICKY FIREWORKS!"

    • @oldluke7653
      @oldluke7653 6 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Trump: I'm gonna come.

  • @garethrns
    @garethrns 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

    Oh Cassor, you crazy bastard... never change.

  • @GhostOfSnuffles
    @GhostOfSnuffles 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

    Cassor (gets impaled) "Tis's but a flesh wound"