Realistically, a female space marine would probably look like a man anyway. Think what female body builders look like, and multiply that to ridiculous levels. Space Marines are so different to normal humans that the starting point of any human would probably give the same result.
Except that space marines being male only is itself a retcon. In the early days of 40k, there were female space marine miniatures. Apparently they sold so poorly that they were written out of the lore later.
ONLY MALES!!! Thank you. For the Emperor! This gay man agrees whole heartedly. And honestly i don't think they have sex so, sexuality is not on the table here. But they want it that way.
@@aurorajones8481 don’t get me wrong. I love female characters when they’re written correctly alien, aliens starring Sigourney Weaver as Ripley. It’s a true example of this. Thank you for your comment.
That would be an awesome game to play. Starting out as a new initiate of the Space Marines and evolving over time or as the player continues to play through the campaign to become a full fledge space marine.
Slow down your horses! This ain't no sausage party (except in your local hentai artist's mind). Reality = pain, fighting and death Imagination = muscle growth fetish and orgies The paradox of a gay male's life.
There's always something interesting about the process from when a young human undergoes the process to become an Astartes. Perhaps the next subject can be each of the Astartes Gene Seeds?
I think of the Space Wolves as what you get when you artificially keep an old warrior culture alive, long past its extinction. Like they, as with many other marines, are putting on a bastardized farce of a life that would have died out long ago. But what would marines know, they are just pre-adolescents at heart packed up with other pre-adolescents.
I guess this is why I love Catachan. They are just normal humans, living on a death world and become a force similar to Space Marines. Literal evolution in action.
That was how to create a space marine 101! Another word space marine for dummies!! Outstanding excellent detailed explanation after that if you don’t understand what it takes to make a space marine, I don’t know what will.. MAY THE EMPEROR PROTECT!! Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!
Yes They can take off the armor, which official w40k videos but also the codex have shown. however most space marines really dont have time to be able to relax.
I don't think they are permanently molded on. You could roll a chaos mutation where that happens, and either a weapon or your armour becomes some unholy symbiotic thing. Or you could roll a mutation where you walk like John Cleese. Dreadnoughts are walking coffins of eternal terror where some sod is permanently hooked into a life support system. They are unable to get out.
Now I see where the Stroggification came from. And Id took it to another level with a bottle of adrenaline injection at the start of the process. If Bethesda is planning a Warhammer 40K game this might be included.
Can you imagine how would the Spartan would react to Space Marine trials? they would be surprise of how many parents would throw their sons to be Space Marines
I mostly didn't think of them. They were so far removed from what actually mattered to the players. The players need to know how Mutie Bob runs a smuggle ring for canned meat or how to take and hold Building 227.
The most important lore is the game you and your mates play. Not what some blokes online think you need. In my game it's important to know shipping statistics, because that's what we do as imperial traders. Or the arrest procedures as enforcers, that was really fun.
I like how GW never entirely throws something out. They thought about how to do space dwarfs in Battlefleet Gothic, decided they didn't want to go that way and just reworded things slightly.
@@warbossgrotsmasha23 That's exactly the point. It hasn't! Very few Night Lords actually allow themselves to be corrupted. They actively hate chaos and its worshipers. These are not heretic astartes for the NIght Lords are the original renegades
Good match up but I think the Astartes would have it in the bag 1. his visors could detect the pred whilst he’s got his cloak activated 2. Astartes are super human quick, strong and resilient 3. If Danny Glover can do it then the best genetically enhanced human soldier can do it easy 😂 Thanks for commenting 👐🏻
Great video. Absolutely love the fact you called GW out on their bulshit. After all we have silent sisters and the sisters of battle. We don't need female custodes, space Marines or orcs.
what implants are they given? It sounds like they're cyborgs, which was not my impression. Im a WH casual tho so admittedly i know basically only the min of this universe.
No brother they are not cyborgs but I suppose you could say the iron hands legion are, they swap their limbs and body part for augmented replacements. The flesh is weak!
This is some of the best use of Ai rendered art I've seen. How long did it take you to get these renders produced and how many times did you have to tinker with your prompts before you got what you were looking for?
Excellent voicing, excellent video, I didn’t like that much tose AI subtitles, sometimes they get wrong what you say, you should check them before upload the video.
Dunno, sometimes the sergeant is a neophyte being groomed for squad command. Sometimes they have full marines embedded as instructors. On the table I think they count as neophytes with the normal higher Ld for being sergeant.
@@FotoVideoShow Depends on how you like to play them. You can play them as monks who only train, pray, maintain kit and fight. Or build up some sort of other degenerated martial tradition. Grab what you think is fun from martial cultures in myth and history. In general, Marines have leeway to carry on some proper nonsense.
Normal human: I have steroids!
Astartes: hold my beer...
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Mine is more:
The cosmos: here is an endless stream of eldritch horrors
The Emperor: hold my beer...
Don't understand why people want female astartes. Sisters of battle are legitimately cool as their own thing.
Totally correct my brother
Realistically, a female space marine would probably look like a man anyway. Think what female body builders look like, and multiply that to ridiculous levels. Space Marines are so different to normal humans that the starting point of any human would probably give the same result.
Why? Because evil seeks only to destroy.
@@CheapGodiva 🤣
Yep, agree.
The Emperor Approves the GW Call out 😂😂
Cheers Brother!
Calling out GW in the opening. Glorious 😂
Has to be said 🤣 thanks for commenting Brother 👊
Except that space marines being male only is itself a retcon. In the early days of 40k, there were female space marine miniatures. Apparently they sold so poorly that they were written out of the lore later.
@@alltat Really?? Well That's new to me brother. Cheers
It Is the imperial truth brother
It is the imperial truth brother
So cool, first Minute by mentioning GW!! Absolutely Glorious
Glad You Liked It Brother!
Only males, disney and marvel will have something to say about that 😂😂
Oh I bet they will 😂
Fuck Disney
F Disney or fruit 🎂 marvel,my son don't watch that crap
And Netflix don't forget about them
How to lose a billion dollars. Let Execs change things.
Calling out GW, an awesome voice/narration, lore, and wicked if somewhat randomized AI images...What a glorious find! Take my subscription, brother!
Wow, thanks Brother 😎
A female Adeptus Astartes? Heresy.
Heresy Indeed 😂
Ересь? Возможно! Но это так красиво!
Give me the heavy flamer
Would be cool if possible.
The AI did a fkn incredible job here ...alot better than in many other lore videos...the quality is mesmerizing ...
Thanks brother means a lot 🤜🤛
it will only get better with time.
Much respect for the beginning
Cheers Brother 👊
@@HammerWar-wz4et 👊 I said something on my channel I got attacked. I had to make the video private.
ONLY MALES!!! Thank you. For the Emperor! This gay man agrees whole heartedly. And honestly i don't think they have sex so, sexuality is not on the table here. But they want it that way.
@@aurorajones8481 don’t get me wrong. I love female characters when they’re written correctly alien, aliens starring Sigourney Weaver as Ripley. It’s a true example of this. Thank you for your comment.
@@phoenixprince79 how silly, thanks for heads up 🤜🤛
Exterminatas on gw right at the opening :') so beautiful.
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That would be an awesome game to play. Starting out as a new initiate of the Space Marines and evolving over time or as the player continues to play through the campaign to become a full fledge space marine.
Brother, that’s sounds amazing 👊 fight from the great crusade through the heresy, all the way till now 👐🏻💯✊
the emperor protects ! THERE IS NO FEMALE CUSTODIES !
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That GW call out is worth a thumbs-up on it's own.... (Keep going, keep growing... this is VERY good stuff)
Thanks Brother, will do!
ONLY MALES!!! Thank you. For the Emperor!
Slow down your horses! This ain't no sausage party (except in your local hentai artist's mind).
Reality = pain, fighting and death
Imagination = muscle growth fetish and orgies
The paradox of a gay male's life.
Great video, loved how he said “don’t change anything GW”
Thank you 😊
@@dsrleader1563 The 2nd ed close combat rules are very different. Close combat is like fighting a whole set of small duels.
I don't think I've ever clicked a subscribe button before 0:26 sec, Ever. But that intro was.... Beautiful 😆
Well thanks bud 👊 appreciated
Inserting holy globules😂
All praise the Space King!
Praise be to Space King
Space King Forever
There's always something interesting about the process from when a young human undergoes the process to become an Astartes. Perhaps the next subject can be each of the Astartes Gene Seeds?
I will definitely put it on the list Brother
For Russ… for the Emporer🐺🤴
Yess Brother!! 🤜🤛
I think of the Space Wolves as what you get when you artificially keep an old warrior culture alive, long past its extinction. Like they, as with many other marines, are putting on a bastardized farce of a life that would have died out long ago. But what would marines know, they are just pre-adolescents at heart packed up with other pre-adolescents.
BTW, we did not loose the technology to go to the moon, we lost the budget to go to the moon.
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Brilliant, well done, you made my day (week).
No Problem Michael 😁 Glad I Could Help Brother
I’m glad I found this channel
In my opinion brother you right up there with Leutin and the Loremaster Baldimort!!! Brilliant video my brother, keep them coming!
Well Thank You Very Much 🤯 Im Glad You Like My Content 👐🏻
Wasn't a Space Marines started as a Neophyte, a Scout Marine that was yet to become a full-fledge Battle Brother?
They had to go through a lot of training and trials for years before they became a scout 👐🏻
For the emperor and the algorithm. Not sure which ones more powe.....heretic....muffled gurgling noises and a chainsword in the background.
Appreciated Brother, Legend 👊
I guess this is why I love Catachan. They are just normal humans, living on a death world and become a force similar to Space Marines. Literal evolution in action.
I will make a video one day 👐🏻
I wish I was a Space Marine.
😂 would be a mad life 👐🏻
For those who didn't know the origin is from Kear Morghan and the Space Marines used to be called Witchers.
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👏😂
That was how to create a space marine 101! Another word space marine for dummies!! Outstanding excellent detailed explanation after that if you don’t understand what it takes to make a space marine, I don’t know what will.. MAY THE EMPEROR PROTECT!! Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!
And May He Protect You Brother 👐🏻
Games are documents.
4:15 wink, wink. HA HA HA!
Lost the tech? ffs, there's guys on youtube restoring it for shits and giggles. Utter cringe.
@@spwicks1980 China stole it, that's why we don't have it anymore? Get it?
And the mirror left on the moon by the Apollo crew can even be targeted with amateur technic, for anyone claiming it's all been faked...
Gene seed is stored in the BAWLS!!!
_extraction complete_ 🎵 *Praise be to Space King* 🎵
All that sounds impressive until you have poor dice rolls and they are wiped off the battleground. 🤷♂
kind of a stupid question but is teh space marine permanently trapped inside the power armor or do they take it off when not in the warzone?
Yes
They can take off the armor, which official w40k videos but also the codex have shown.
however most space marines really dont have time to be able to relax.
I don't think they are permanently molded on. You could roll a chaos mutation where that happens, and either a weapon or your armour becomes some unholy symbiotic thing. Or you could roll a mutation where you walk like John Cleese.
Dreadnoughts are walking coffins of eternal terror where some sod is permanently hooked into a life support system. They are unable to get out.
Now I see where the Stroggification came from. And Id took it to another level with a bottle of adrenaline injection at the start of the process. If Bethesda is planning a Warhammer 40K game this might be included.
😂 very true brother 👐🏻
Haha! Awesome! The call out is awesome
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Grey Knights and Custodes: how cute their trials are
I Will be doing a video on them soon enough 👌👍
@@HammerWar-wz4et im looking forward to them :)
Can you imagine how would the Spartan would react to Space Marine trials? they would be surprise of how many parents would throw their sons to be Space Marines
For the Emperor!
For the Emperor 👐🏻
Most of us think we'd be space marines.... we all know we would be working in hive worlds.
And the Emperor knows It! 😂🫡
👏👏👏👏well done calling out GW 👍🇬🇧
👐🏻👊
Where can I find a description of the "blooding" ritual?
The blooding. it’s a blood angels short story, I believe it goes into the details of the ritual in the story, Thanks for watching 👊
Brother i love the call out! thank you for that! much respect and more power man
Thank You Brother! 🤜🤛
Hopefully, when the deal with Amazon goes bellyup, they will retcon their retcon back to normal.
Sounds great 👊
Amazing Well done
Thanks Brother!
As long as no girl is astrates then "Sweet Baby Inc" can help!! 😂😂😂 one day their army will invade 40k Galaxy.
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Lost the tech wink wink
iirc, the Custodes transformation is even more rigorous.
Btw, great video, really enjoyed the format!!
So true, thank you Brother
Don't forget Gray Knights, this dudes training makes other Space Marine trials look like kindergarten
I mostly didn't think of them. They were so far removed from what actually mattered to the players. The players need to know how Mutie Bob runs a smuggle ring for canned meat or how to take and hold Building 227.
this guy goes from British to American and back again😆
For the Emperioum,For the EMPEROOHHHRR!
Together we united against alien,heretic,mutants...
For the Emperor, Brother! 👐🏻
So just to be clear this is about SPACE MARINE transformation, correct?
Well… Yes!
Subscribed. Great content brother!!
Welcome aboard Brother 👐🏻
This some good stuff.
Thank You
Yo brother wich AI did you use to make images like this ? Thanks for that great video :)
Midjourney 🫡
Awesome! And this is why all Space Marines are only men.
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I don't think it works like a Torah debate where we cite ye ancient source. Like you have to say why this makes the game better.
Chef's kiss. W vid.
Cheers Brother 🤜🤛
😂😂😂...
@ 0:08;
Perfect Stormbolter pattern between GW's heretical & sanctimonious eyes. Bravo glorious narrator!
Hail the XIX, Cadian Stands 👍👍
For The Emperor My Brother!
who came up with such great stories. im still new to WH40k to be honest. and the amount of lore are brutally fascinating.
It’s Epic isn’t it??
The most important lore is the game you and your mates play. Not what some blokes online think you need.
In my game it's important to know shipping statistics, because that's what we do as imperial traders. Or the arrest procedures as enforcers, that was really fun.
"Do it for humanity" said AI.
😂 your the fist to pick up on that 👍
wow this is awesome
Thanks Gabe 👐🏻
I fully believe we're recover the secrets of the Geneseed once again. Just like we'll go back to the moon.
Now that would be cool 😎
Meanwhile Orkz just be like that sometimes
just like Yuzhan Vong in Stars Wars
😂🤜🤛
All together now:
*_"THERE HAVE ALWAYS BEEN FEMALE ASTARTES."_*
- GW, 2028... probably
Scary 😂
I like how GW never entirely throws something out. They thought about how to do space dwarfs in Battlefleet Gothic, decided they didn't want to go that way and just reworded things slightly.
Based. Well done, you have my sub.
Thank You 🙏
Great content. I have subscribed.
Thanks Abe 👐🏻
Great video
Glad you enjoyed it Brother
War hammer starting Anaya Taylor
Watch it fast before we all hear that Astartes were always women.
HammerWar, I love you for calling out the blatantly obvious DEI BS that GW is pandering to nowadays !
Hopefully the backlash from the fans lately will make them think twice about what they are trying to push ✊
Nice! Do another one on Ultima Founding Primaris marines, please 🙏
Will do 🫡
Where do I sign up?
Let us not forget that the Night Lords are among the purest geneseed, even for the Imperium's sake
True True 👌
wouldn't their affiliation with chaos corrupt the purity of that geneseed?
@@warbossgrotsmasha23 That's exactly the point. It hasn't! Very few Night Lords actually allow themselves to be corrupted. They actively hate chaos and its worshipers. These are not heretic astartes for the NIght Lords are the original renegades
@@davidmacon1138 🤝
Thought the smurfs had purer gene seed. Like 50% of all current Spess Muhreens are descended from Rowboat the Avenger. Or there abouts
probably a dumb question. but what's everyone's thoughts on a Astarte's vs a Yautja (Predator)
Good match up but I think the Astartes would have it in the bag
1. his visors could detect the pred whilst he’s got his cloak activated
2. Astartes are super human quick, strong and resilient
3. If Danny Glover can do it then the best genetically enhanced human soldier can do it easy 😂
Thanks for commenting 👐🏻
Love it!
Thanks!!
Great video. Absolutely love the fact you called GW out on their bulshit. After all we have silent sisters and the sisters of battle. We don't need female custodes, space Marines or orcs.
True true 👐🏻
Southpark was right, "Put a woman in power armour in it and make her gay!"
😂👏
THEY NEED TO MAKE A MOVIE!!!!
Have a watch of the ultramarines movie, pretty good to be fair, but it’s not live action
Awesome
what implants are they given? It sounds like they're cyborgs, which was not my impression. Im a WH casual tho so admittedly i know basically only the min of this universe.
No brother they are not cyborgs but I suppose you could say the iron hands legion are, they swap their limbs and body part for augmented replacements. The flesh is weak!
in a few years women will have an Astartes unit contradicting all you said in the video..tell GW about it
Will Do! 👊
A keeper of the lore, subed
Nice One Brother 👐🏻
It is better to die for the emperor.
Then to live for oneself.
Absolutely 👐🏻
This is some of the best use of Ai rendered art I've seen. How long did it take you to get these renders produced and how many times did you have to tinker with your prompts before you got what you were looking for?
Thanks Brother! It took days of messing around to get the creations I need, it takes longer than the script for show 🍻
@@HammerWar-wz4et , I can only imagine! 🤣
A computer's interpretation of anything we say can be so wild sometimes.
@@chthulu27 absolutely! The Salamander have taken me months, I’ve only just cracked them 😂
Yes we already have sisters of battle... and their bad ass... please leave our space marines alone... please dude
Agreed 🍻
Are people here thinking the astartes and custodes are the same?
Yes Definitely 😂
"Learn How A Space Marine Is Created"
Just watch Starcraft 2 intro
SpaceHulk intro is amazing~
😂 good shout
I will have to check this out 👊
@@HammerWar-wz4et The narrator is Great!~
@@matthewmatt5285 thank you 😊
Ha! Dark angels are amongst the purest genes. Thanks, man. Thanks for the call out to GW.
My pleasure 😊
Awesome video! Subscribed!
Cheers 🍻
Excellent voicing, excellent video, I didn’t like that much tose AI subtitles, sometimes they get wrong what you say, you should check them before upload the video.
I will try but it’s automatic 👐🏻 thank you for commenting 🍻
The Like is for the Emperor 😂
🙏
This was great 👍
Thank you! 👐🏻
Interesting video, but the generated captions are pure heresy sometimes.
Cleanse that, and I can't wait for more, forThe Emperor!
I will keep an eye out for that, Thanks brother! 🫡
Hey, where did the amazing pics of SM come from that are in the background, especially in the first like 10 secs?
AI, probably Stable Diffusion 3.0
@@DruuzilTechGames They look GREAT
better than any other AI generated ones I have seen.
I made them 😎 glad you liked, thank you commenting 👐🏻
I dont think space marines scroll in Instagram...
And by the exact same token, I would be totally opposed to adding men to the Sisters of Battle.
Agreed Brother
Misters of battle lol
@@MadHax-wt5tl Sisters of battle started as the Maid of Orleans, but scaled up to company level.
You could make a troop out of all sorts of nonsense.
And If to remove all the PATHOS from 40K, there will be nothing left over from the universe of 40K!
😂 true
All of this and still... a regual orc who wears a worn tank top can kill a spacemarine with a dull axe...
>:|
And they are basically just giant mushrooms 😂
Does a Scout Sargeant outrank of Line Company Space Marine?
Not 💯 but I would say yes, thanks for commenting 😎
Dunno, sometimes the sergeant is a neophyte being groomed for squad command. Sometimes they have full marines embedded as instructors.
On the table I think they count as neophytes with the normal higher Ld for being sergeant.
I was always wondering, do Space Marines go to team building? Like Sunday barbecue?:)
😂 Chuck another Nurgling on The BBQ Brother!
@@HammerWar-wz4et better then on Ork.
@@FotoVideoShow Depends on how you like to play them. You can play them as monks who only train, pray, maintain kit and fight. Or build up some sort of other degenerated martial tradition. Grab what you think is fun from martial cultures in myth and history. In general, Marines have leeway to carry on some proper nonsense.