At one point in my life i was in this exact situation.. i was literally thinking about how dinosaurs lived 60 million years ago and how the bible saya that there is a God who just suddenly said let there be light and then came Adam and Eve... And im still so confused about the timeline and how it all happened that the bible didnt say that God made dinosaurs...
@Gary Bea I did not "fall for advertising" I checked prices, specifications and features carefully. The Sony D50 does not have XLR inputs and that's a thing I use from time to time when plugging in to a sound system. It is also about twice the price of Zoom H4N and I'm pretty sure it did not exist at the time I bought H4N. It is a nice looking recorder for sure!
@@christophermurphy4511 You and me both. I also have a 12yo daughter who is rapidly developing her confusing wiring. Lucky my 14yo son and I get to play a LOT of golf!! Good luck brother... 🤣
"Does this dress make me look fat?" "No, no, no. Your face does". Sorry, I was paraphrasing David Spade from Tommy Boy. Now, I'm off to go watch that movie.
Arent we all? „Just this last game“„Just this last game“„Just this last game“„Just this last game“„Just this last game“„Just this last game“ „Just this last game“ Result: 27 matches lost
The deluxe edition goes further: "Me never date you but me will ask you to do things for me because I know you are still clinging onto some hope that one day I will change my mind but I won't and I'll just have you as one of my many orbiters".
Her: What's on your mind? Him: Nothing. Her: He must be thinking about other women. Her: Really, what's wrong? Him: Really, nothing. Manslater: There is nothing going on in my mind right now. My last remaining brain cells are on a lunch break, and I am currently zoned out, staring at the wall. Please stop asking.
More like Manslater: i am wondering what would happen if two fictional character ever meet each other. Of course, You don't like this kind of things so i preffer don't bother You with that
Last time that happened to me was 2 years ago. The kicker was that it wasn't even my wife--it was the flight attendant on a flight from Jakarta to Tokyo! I was just sitting and staring out the window because I couldn't sleep and there was nothing on video that I wanted to watch. She kept asking me if everything was all right and seemed actually unsettled by the fact that I was just staring out the window. I finally asked her for some water just to give her something to do and break the tension.
Her: What's on your mind? Him:Nothing *Reality - He is imaging who would win a fight between a Great White Shark and a Gorilla - Or how many breakfast muffins he could eat in a sitting - or where he could he dispose of her body*
I would posit that it ALSO means “but I’m totally going to flirt with you and lead you on when I need literally any kind of man-help. Moving, lifting, killing spiders, and opening jars.” Don’t fall for it gentlemen.
"When a woman says nothing's wrong, everything's wrong. And when a woman says everything's wrong, EVERYthing's wrong. And when a woman says something's not funny, you better not laugh your ass off." - Homer Simpson
I can use this to explqin to a friend that you should speak by saying the thing that you are trying to communicate instead of saying random shit that has nothing to do with the topic of becoming a couple and calling it "really obvious signs"
it doesnt offend anybody. Not if the people watching are emotionally healthy. It just makes an observation about how each genders interact in a a humorous way. Sadly, most young people these days are not emotionally healthy. And im pretty sure that feminists would throw a shit-fit if you showed them this.
Simple answer here my dudes, go to the most lavish and expensive restaurant. Order two of the most expensive dish. Then when the bill comes tell her you forgot your wallet because you were so focused on figuring out the perfect place to eat. She'll never make you guess again.
I love how preventing your wife/female partner from seeing friends, pursuing hobbies or going out is considered domestic abuse here in Australia, but not if it's the female doing the same to their male partner or spouse. Huh, weird how these things apply to men but not the other way around.
Guys like you find every possible nuanced situation in which men have it worse than women to back up or hide their misogyny and bigotry. Also where are your sources?
And, when called out on exhibiting curious and confusing behavior in a humorous way, some women get very nasty about it. What's wrong with simply explaining what some of these things mean? I would think it would bring some understanding between the sexes and help relationships. It's better than perpetuating hatred.
@@theclearsounds3911 I think you should stop making up a "woman language" so you have something to defend yourself with when a woman rejects your advances. No means no.
@Eric Geng it’s not that easy... I eat as much as I possibly for breakfast, lunch and dinner and also have a snack every 2 hours and I’m still underweight. For some people gaining weight can be just as hard as losing weight.
@@ShiKazumi16 Is it people being pushy after the fact? The assumption that the other person is playing hard to get? Or like...'not looking for a date' is said as a threat right before the attack instead of a warning to back off.
Woman: "I just broke up with someone, so I'm not really looking to date right now." manslator: "I will literally sleep with anyone today, more cocks!!"
women are easy as hell to understand...the problem is when you DO learn all their jargon, you realize what horrible people they really are. They don't even act like girls anymore...
Technically it should be possible to invent The Manslater based on what we have already seen and heard in this video.If a woman wants the opposite of what she says,then it is indeed possible to build The Manslater!
I was deeply disturbed by this thought until I realized that there was a civilization that made their entire village a giant intricate sundial and realized that humans have just always been weird about time. So the answer is probably because a bunch of farmers were really obsessed with getting that perfect amount of sunlight and made a point to jot down the exact moment they'd get that light over hundreds of years. Yes I answered a shit post with the utmost sincerity.
@Monica Klapp unless the dude marries up then the female has to pay the alimony and so on, only for her to complain it is somehow sexist that she has to pay.
I can't tell you how many times in the past I've made decisions based around someone else's happiness. Don't do it. That whole "Happy wife, happy wife" is crap. If there isn't a balance you're just delaying the inevitable.
I think most women are being conditioned to be avoidant of conflict - and therefor miss opportunities to first reflect objectively and then voice what's on their mind. a behavior that really is extremely detrimental to both parties.
Its pretty obvious when a girl isnt into you unless theyre one of those annoying girls who has to make everything she says cryptic, and even then, those girls are never worth it.
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100 dollars is a reasonable price to understand women After a few people pointed out that its 100 dollars in seven easy payments so 700 dollars. Still a good price though
Even though this video is funny, I don’t know why this is a stereotype. It’s just being passive aggressive. And none of the girls I know(including myself) are passive aggressive like that, except one old woman I know. Maybe it’s just a thing of the past at this point? But i don’t see it happening now, and I think it’s unnecessary to generalize half the population based on this video
@@regularly_priced I know a lot of girls like this. Even my mom lol; sometimes she tells me she’s ok with me doing something and when I do it she might get really frustrated or mad. Like c’mon just say what you actually want to say not some secret code lol
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Costs $700
“A small price to pay for salvation”
A small price to pay for translation*
"Salvation"!!!!😂, No joke tho
George Bush did 9-11 jet fuel can melt steel beams huh
Creed ha ha
You mean 7 easy payments of 99.99$?
“When a woman says nothing’s wrong, that means everything’s wrong. When a woman says everything’s wrong, *everything’s wrong* .” - Homer Simpson.
He couldn't be more right
So true!!
Yes, but what does a women say when she means nothing is wrong?
@@darthnoxthegerman she doesn't say that
@@darthnoxthegerman There is never nothing wrong.
Man: "I'm fine"
Translator: "honestly just thinking about dinosaurs."
TRANSlator
@@spacesheep5567 *no*
Yeah it’s fine..
TRANSlator: bitch you forgot he was a BOY, remember?? Binder and shit. Use the correct pronouns next time, loser.
Lmao yes
At one point in my life i was in this exact situation.. i was literally thinking about how dinosaurs lived 60 million years ago and how the bible saya that there is a God who just suddenly said let there be light and then came Adam and Eve... And im still so confused about the timeline and how it all happened that the bible didnt say that God made dinosaurs...
Male version: ooga BOOGA caveman
Woman version: full on novel with symbolism
This comment: copy paste
That is what the spekaer means.
@@not12yearOld wdym
@@MatematikEvren1 ya
woman version screwed up the whole freemason fratelnity in the world.
I love how the manslator speaks caveman, and the womanslator speaks like a full story novel.
ME WANT COFFEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Me hungry
Me tired
Me h*rny
Do we need any more words?
Sounds like cookie monster. Me want COOKIES!
Well why does it need to say anything in detail for men. We try our best to say what we mean.
And caveman is way more easier to understand than woman language
I love how the manslater sounds like a caveman
Kinds sounds like Cookie Monster.
@@billweasley1382 It's like Strong Bad.
@@billweasley1382 exactly like cookie monster.
Hulk
Super Mutant
The bad news, if you're married, this thing will burn through batteries faster than a California wildfire.
Laughed and felt sad at the same time.
the real thing (Zoom H4N portable recorder) does actually burn through batteries Pretty Darn Quick (about 2 hours on 2 AA batteries).
Well, then integrate that technology into your voice assistant device at home which notifies the translations to your smartphone.
@@Mr_Yeah I'm married...I already have a "voice assistant". But I get where you're coming from...
@Gary Bea I did not "fall for advertising" I checked prices, specifications and features carefully. The Sony D50 does not have XLR inputs and that's a thing I use from time to time when plugging in to a sound system. It is also about twice the price of Zoom H4N and I'm pretty sure it did not exist at the time I bought H4N. It is a nice looking recorder for sure!
*The caveman translation is BRUTALLY HILARIOUS!!*
🤣😂🤣
Haha the only way we’ll understand
Absolutely the only way we undertand 😂🤣😅
Her: It’s yours.
Manslater: *you are paying child support*
bruh
Bruh my mouth hurts from laughing
2 People Answered to your comment with the word Bruh. it's kinda funny that at 2010, no one used this kind of phrases lol
He ge?
Me cant pay the support if there is no me.
Simple as that
Girl: What are you thinking about?
Dude: Nothing
Manslator: *sounds of wind blowing*
Girl: "Hello customer care? Yeah my manslator is broken."
Chetan Bhadrashette like she thinks that her man is definitely thinking about something but in reality he’s not thinking!
girl: what are you thinking about?
dude: nothing
womanslator: th-cam.com/video/BJhF0L7pfo8/w-d-xo.html
Not thinking is my way of conserving energy
Active meditation. It's called the Nothing Box. When a man opens the box, his brain becomes a massive vacuum. An empty void of utter nothingness
The guy version:
“I’m not cold” means “I’m not cold”
Certainly
“I’m not cold” turns into “it’s really cold out here”
@@roejogan8683 no dumbas
davidmichael shut dud your literlay annoying u gramer nazi like noone even wants u here in commets
Scaly Ribit it’s ok she’s a grammar nazi
There isn't a chip powerful enough to figure out what my Mrs is thinking.
i will invent it sir one day
@EthanWTF I believe in you
she not thinking - she FEELING ... !
As a married man, I kind of look forward to never really being sure what's around the bend.
@@christophermurphy4511 You and me both. I also have a 12yo daughter who is rapidly developing her confusing wiring. Lucky my 14yo son and I get to play a LOT of golf!! Good luck brother... 🤣
Girl: omg i’m so ugly
manslator: she wants a compliment now!
COMPLIMENT! NOW!
Ok boss
@DUmmY_ThICc PERFECT ANSWER
If I say Im ugly that means I want you to agree to my face lmao
💀
Woman: "I'm cold."
Manslater: "Give me your clothes, your boots and your motorcycle."
Nice
You forgot to say please
The womanator
LOOOOL
I want a plasma rifle in the 40 watt range
"Does this dress make me look fat?"
"No it's the fat that makes you look fat."
underrated
"Does this dress make me look fat?"
"No, no, no. Your face does".
Sorry, I was paraphrasing David Spade from Tommy Boy.
Now, I'm off to go watch that movie.
A B S O L U T L E L Y
D E C I M A T E D
No it’s that Häagen-Dazs ice cream that makes you look fat.
"Does this dress make me look fat?"
"When you get too fat, I'll let you know. Your stuff will be out on the lawn".
The Mr. T “I pity the fool who leaves the toilet seat up” is classic 😂
If I have to put the toilet seat up then she can put it down. Equality.
The sad thing about fake commercial, is that you actually want to buy the depicted product.
Xainfinen not for $700
Unfocused Clover it's been 2 years...
That's $700 that would be well spent.
Daniel Dunlap damn right 😂
Unfocused Clover $700? I would pay a shit ton more
This was ten years ago. I hope they fixed that one glitch. If a woman says she will be ready in 5 minutes it is at least an hour.
typically ranging from 4-8 hours
My Girlfriend gets ready in 10-15 mins. Should I be concerned?
@@Mr.Plant1994 Yes
@@Mr.Plant1994 she is obviously an alien impersonating a human....
@@Mr.Plant1994 very
Mom: *calls you by ur full name*
Momslator: D E A T H
XD
Momslator: i want to send you to hell
Prepare for LA CHANCLA.
Honestly 99 bucks is undervalued.
Lmao
In the age of ChatGPT this should finally be technically feasible no?? Took us a decade though bois
You think chatgpt is able to understand women? 😂
@@quackduckquack most certainly if its fine tuned on enough women data
@@pranav7471that’s optimistic
@@pranav7471 then we wouldnt be able to understand it!
No lol
"I'll be ready in five minutes"
Manslater: "I'll be ready in THIRTY minutes"
That one cracked me up.
Haha its true! 😂
So true i feel u
It meant to say hours instead
90*
Arent we all?
„Just this last game“„Just this last game“„Just this last game“„Just this last game“„Just this last game“„Just this last game“
„Just this last game“
Result: 27 matches lost
"Honey I put a small dent in the car." Translation : front of car no longer attached to back of car
alpha0090 the front fell off?
This kind of makes men look like idiots who cant grasp subtle hints
It's more of women over-complicate simple things.
alpha0090 haha
im laughing my ass off rn
"Aww, you're such a good friend."
"*ME NEVER DATE YOU!*"
Yeah that friendzoning is easy to get.
Nobody needs manslator to understand that.
@@foreignbag8861 yeah 😂😂😂😂
That's the funniest part. Right?
I say "You too" and in my mind I go "Nobody cares..."
"aw you're such a good friend"
"me never date you"
Golden interaction
No exactly
The deluxe edition goes further: "Me never date you but me will ask you to do things for me because I know you are still clinging onto some hope that one day I will change my mind but I won't and I'll just have you as one of my many orbiters".
The fact that the translator speaks caveman makes it even better.
It sounds like Strongbad
Because men are bilingual.
@@duzzitmatter8679 Thank you! I thought it was just me!
Sounds more like mutant "strong" from fallout4
Lol
Boy: Do you know where the library is?
Girl: Sorry I have a boyfriend
xDDD
Oh shit, I'm laughing way too hard now
Lol
Not even the manslator knows what the fuck she means
Steven Shapiro: do you know where the library is?
Girl: hehe here’s my number
Her: What's on your mind?
Him: Nothing.
Her: He must be thinking about other women.
Her: Really, what's wrong?
Him: Really, nothing.
Manslater: There is nothing going on in my mind right now. My last remaining brain cells are on a lunch break, and I am currently zoned out, staring at the wall. Please stop asking.
More like
Manslater: i am wondering what would happen if two fictional character ever meet each other. Of course, You don't like this kind of things so i preffer don't bother You with that
Last time that happened to me was 2 years ago. The kicker was that it wasn't even my wife--it was the flight attendant on a flight from Jakarta to Tokyo! I was just sitting and staring out the window because I couldn't sleep and there was nothing on video that I wanted to watch. She kept asking me if everything was all right and seemed actually unsettled by the fact that I was just staring out the window. I finally asked her for some water just to give her something to do and break the tension.
Her: What's on your mind?
Him:Nothing
*Reality - He is imaging who would win a fight between a Great White Shark and a Gorilla - Or how many breakfast muffins he could eat in a sitting - or where he could he dispose of her body*
Was just wondering if a werewolf or a robot would win in a fight.
@@seanryan3020, what airline?
Man: Im fine.
Translator: Im fine.
Woman: "visible confusion"
😂😂 so true
Dad: “I will go buy some milk.”
Dadslator: “Me no see you ever again!”
Hahaha
I knew that with cigarettes 🤣🤣
Lol
My dad said those words I I got lucky, he came back 🙂
Lucky 15 years and mine still has not come back
Girl: “Aww you’re such a good friend.”
Manslator: “Me never date you!”
Truer words have never been spoken
I could sense what she meant, just a female ability. The Manslator works.
I would posit that it ALSO means “but I’m totally going to flirt with you and lead you on when I need literally any kind of man-help. Moving, lifting, killing spiders, and opening jars.”
Don’t fall for it gentlemen.
Jorgumander World Serpent And then get mad when you move on and find someone who actually likes you.
That's life
@@ogrehaslayers605 isn't it called Jormungandr? Or am i missing a joke here?
"When a woman says nothing's wrong, everything's wrong. And when a woman says everything's wrong, EVERYthing's wrong. And when a woman says something's not funny, you better not laugh your ass off." - Homer Simpson
Lmao
LMFAOOOOOOOOOO
I have repeated this line from that episode so many times...great to see it as a comment!
Ahh one of the greatest scholar of man in our time
Greatest quote
its crazy how much tone can affect the meaning of a sentence
Man : what do you want for dinner
Female : get whatever you want
Manslater: starts producing smokes and explodes
I want to 'like' this 100 times
E R R O R
Manslator : Syntax error
This didn't age well
Sudip Tsai how didn’t it age well, inform me
This hits the perfect balance that doesn’t offend anyone and offends everyone
As a girl I just think it's a really good hilarious joke
It offends no one
I can use this to explqin to a friend that you should speak by saying the thing that you are trying to communicate instead of saying random shit that has nothing to do with the topic of becoming a couple and calling it "really obvious signs"
it offends no one, by offending everyone.
it doesnt offend anybody. Not if the people watching are emotionally healthy. It just makes an observation about how each genders interact in a a humorous way. Sadly, most young people these days are not emotionally healthy. And im pretty sure that feminists would throw a shit-fit if you showed them this.
You had the perfect opportunity to call it a translate-her
Clever. 200 iq
Underrated comment
genius
My first thought
*Manslate-her*
THE FACT THAT IT HAS BEEN RECOMMENDED AFTER 13 YEARS IS INSANE!!!!!!!!
Wait, what? I thought this video was recent!
The inventor of Manslater deserves a Nobel Prize.
A Nobel Prize for peace
To bad it's fictional
That inventor though!!
Took the words right out of my mouth
He deserves more than nobel Prize
Her : let's have dinner outside
Him : Sure, which restaurant ?
Her : I don't know, you decide
The Manslater : you guess what restaurant me want
Taco bell?
Womanslater: I really like tacos, i require tacos, give. Me. Tacos
For that problem we have the manslater 2.0 to translate the manslater
Simple answer here my dudes, go to the most lavish and expensive restaurant. Order two of the most expensive dish. Then when the bill comes tell her you forgot your wallet because you were so focused on figuring out the perfect place to eat. She'll never make you guess again.
@@solomoncrowe887 the manslater : i pay and than we broke up
I love how girls think guys know where they want to eat at it could be a whole new restaurant they’re thinking about and we’ll never figure it out
Woman: "What are you thinking about?"
Man: "Nothing"
Manslater: "Nothing"
Manslater: chezburger
Manslater: “sand”
Manslater: if I put my finger deep enough in my butthole will I be able to feel my own shit?
@@hailongnguyen1005 yes
@@hailongnguyen1005 You don't need to put your finger that deep.
I love how preventing your wife/female partner from seeing friends, pursuing hobbies or going out is considered domestic abuse here in Australia, but not if it's the female doing the same to their male partner or spouse. Huh, weird how these things apply to men but not the other way around.
That's not just in Australia, it's here in the USA, too. I suspect it's the same in lots of other countries.
Guys like you find every possible nuanced situation in which men have it worse than women to back up or hide their misogyny and bigotry. Also where are your sources?
And guys like you find every possible nuanced situation to say the contrary, while name calling to boot.
And, when called out on exhibiting curious and confusing behavior in a humorous way, some women get very nasty about it. What's wrong with simply explaining what some of these things mean? I would think it would bring some understanding between the sexes and help relationships. It's better than perpetuating hatred.
@@theclearsounds3911 I think you should stop making up a "woman language" so you have something to defend yourself with when a woman rejects your advances. No means no.
Her: "Do I look fat?"
Manslater: RUN!
As a woman who is underweight, I just want the darn clothes to fit and not look like hanging ghostly shrouds.
@@JasmineSurrealVideos just eattttttt
@@JasmineSurrealVideos I hope you arrive at your goal soon! Stay safe!
if your wife askin, u have no choice just run
@Eric Geng it’s not that easy... I eat as much as I possibly for breakfast, lunch and dinner and also have a snack every 2 hours and I’m still underweight. For some people gaining weight can be just as hard as losing weight.
Man: I'm not taking my jacket off
Manslator: Man's not hot
Lmfao that reference
*the ting go skraa*
More like
Man: I'm not taking my jacket off
Manslater: He's not taking his jacket off
medexamtoolsdotcom go commit O2 necessary
I’m waiting for dat guy to get wooshed
Guy: *Asks woman out*
Woman: "No thanks, maybe some other time."
Manslater: "Ew."
Damn that just hurts man…
”You’re not tall enough”
100% true.
no, they'll just straight up say "ew"
@Mike Collon
"your wallet and personality doesn't compensate your lack in height lol"
I’ve learned to delay my response. When she says something a take a 10-20 second pause before I answer. That gives me time to analyze the situation.
Woman: "You're right, I'm sorry."
Manslater: "It's a trap!"
lol
"IT TRAP!"
IT NO GUD
So is when they ask the questions
“How do I look” or “do you think she’s cute”
Those questions you must tread very carefully lol 😂.
@@TheWhovinerd-1963 exactly
Me: "I'm going golfing babe!"
Girlfriend: "Fine, go ahe.."
*door shuts*
Bahaha
Yes and after you return home 😢
@@khaledannajar yep after get home laugh in her face
rich fukk
I dont need passive agressive people in my life. If you are not capable or willing to say what you think, goodbye.
*DIVORCE RATE DROPS TO 0%*
😂😂😂 Yeah
Also Economy shuting down
fuck
Male suicide spikes
Lol I stopped the 666 likes
It's been 13 years... And i still need one in my life.
babe i don't want a fancy wedding
manslater: you will spend half your life savings on a shiny ring
The best start to a marriage is to not blow all your savings at the beginning.
@@TayoEXE the best start to a marriage is no start at all
@@FockeWulfFW200 mic drop
@@FockeWulfFW200 As far I'm concerned, all marriage is "gay" marriage
But.. then there's no money left for the wedding
Woman: "I just broke up with someone, so I'm not really looking to date right now."
Manslater: "I will date literally any guy except you."
That one needs a translation???
"Not looking for a date" isn't obvious?
@@n1rvana_ you'd be surprised
Yeah, thats me
@@ShiKazumi16 Is it people being pushy after the fact? The assumption that the other person is playing hard to get? Or like...'not looking for a date' is said as a threat right before the attack instead of a warning to back off.
Woman: "I just broke up with someone, so I'm not really looking to date right now."
manslator: "I will literally sleep with anyone today, more cocks!!"
I feel sorry for the people who made this, they had to do the most difficult research ever
women are easy as hell to understand...the problem is when you DO learn all their jargon, you realize what horrible people they really are. They don't even act like girls anymore...
And it's already obsolete
Best device made
But it was worth it
Magfed Jim Its a joke.
I'm fine
Really
stop looking at me
-- so accurate 🤣
I saw this 10 years ago when I was 14, we meet again.
Ok
Not Ok
Not Ok
Legend
I’m akinhard rn
Woman: what are you thinking about?
Man: nothing
Manslator: What types of cereal do serial killers kill?
Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa 😀👉👉
Pops cereal. Cause we popping and glocking
Multi grain Cheerios. No joke here, they just suck
brub
This deserve more like
Me : **reads title**
Also me : *”manslaughter?”*
Leah Dada lol exactly what o thought
I read it like that too
OMG same
Me:Reads comment
Also me:3100 likes
THE DUDE! .-.
The way it said "me ready 30 min" had me in stitches
Same 🤣
H: "What did I do?"
S: "Well, don't you know?"
H: "Just tell me."
S: "Isn't it obvious?"
Manslator: "UNEXPECTED BEHAVIOUR, TRY AGAIN"
@The Human Meme but if you loved me, you would know
I actually had this a week ago
She's telling you you need a Manslator.
@DarthVaper so keep your pride at the expense of the one you claim to love? Yikes, my dude.
Woman:"Im gonna kill you!!!"
Manslater:"I'm not gonna kill you,Im just gonna hurt ya.Really...really....bad."
Must have been customised with Russell Peters' phrases
Man: "Oh, understandable, have a nice day!"
Did you just fucking quotes Jared leto joker?
@@gentilmandra Ever since ZSJL, the hate for him has plummeted.
@@TheStraightestWhitest so? He's still the shittiest joker. Also the ZSJL is still shit...
I think mine's broken. It just keeps repeating "Me never date you" every time a woman speaks.
im 69th like
@@thecoolalexpro5403 i'm the destroyer of that 69
@@savageloli7304 I hate you
@@derpedlerp1237mwehehehe
Lol
This was ahead of it's time. It's mindblowing that this is possible now with ChatGPT 😂
The acting is awful but that’s what makes it even better
Yass
The acting seems really good to me. They did a fantastic job of imitating your typical stiff infomercial acting. But I think that's what you meant?
I think they are doing it on purpose (sorry if i spelled anything wrong)
Ironic on purpose!
@@futuza ikr and based on the expression it was pretty clear what they meant haha
Meanwhile
Dog: woof woof woof
Girl: Aww so cute
Dogslater: *WHERE ARE MY TESTICLES SUMMER , WHERE ARE THEY*
Shabbar Ali Asif 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Shabbar Ali Asif best comment by far
@@imjusttired1906 glad you liked it
And the manslater says, "In my purse with your owners. Fucking bitches." 😂
Only real mofos know where this comment originated from. Can't wait for season 4!!🤙
Woman: Hi!
Real meaning: Im taking the kids
That's brutal
😂😂😂 IM DEEEEDDD
Lmao that one got me
Karen took the kids!
Haha
It's been 13 years and I still could not find this amazing product!
Technically it should be possible to invent The Manslater based on what we have already seen and heard in this video.If a woman wants the opposite of what she says,then it is indeed possible to build The Manslater!
@@TheUnfulfilledOne yeah like integrating an AI or some database 😅
Why did everyone suddenly discover this video? TH-cam recommendations are strange things.
Was wondering the same.
I discovered it like 5 months ago.
Why does it have 8 million views??????!!!!
I know right it’s so strange
Her: Hey, are you okay?
Him: Yeah, I'm okay.
Manslater: *How did the person that invented the clock know what time it is when they first invented it?*
I was deeply disturbed by this thought until I realized that there was a civilization that made their entire village a giant intricate sundial and realized that humans have just always been weird about time. So the answer is probably because a bunch of farmers were really obsessed with getting that perfect amount of sunlight and made a point to jot down the exact moment they'd get that light over hundreds of years. Yes I answered a shit post with the utmost sincerity.
um..when the sun is directly overhead,its 12 pm..dawn and dusk may vary with the seasons but midday doesnt much..
@Ambrose Bierce ..yeah..dont do it on cloudy days..just pretend you invented it on the next sunny day..
Oh thanks fellow scientists 🤓
Are women just can't believe us, men, that we are REALLY that "not serious" most of the time?
Woman: "I want a divorce."
Manslater: "You're about to go on welfare."
You lose half your shit*
You lose your money, your dignity and most likely your house*
@@DaShoopdahoop not if I throw wife off skyscraper
@@kiryukazuma7786 well then you lose freedom. But, you do get free meals, shelter, and a bed.
@Monica Klapp unless the dude marries up then the female has to pay the alimony and so on, only for her to complain it is somehow sexist that she has to pay.
13 years later - still a classic.
STILL A CLASSIC!
"you no do what you want"
*He is speaking the language of the gods*
Edited the comment so the replies wouldn't make sense.
@@queda5331 r/whoosh
@@tgaw9659 you missed the joke.
Learn some Spanish and you'll get it.
@@queda5331 yea here I Egypt we don't take Spanish thought you were taking it seriously or something
666 likes and 4 comments before i put +1 in both
Many men got disappointed when they realised it isn't actually a thing
Aww, god dang it
My disappointment is immeasurable and my day is ruined.
@@anonymous52638 looks like we are getting the same things recommended
We actually need this
Maybe it is real...
Do you want some food ?
woman: no
real meaning: hell yeah you better buy some or i will eat yours
Sad how true it is
**coughs** _you*_ **coughs**
XD me sometimes
Lol
@@fireleafwa4140 xD LMAO
I can't tell you how many times in the past I've made decisions based around someone else's happiness. Don't do it.
That whole "Happy wife, happy wife" is crap.
If there isn't a balance you're just delaying the inevitable.
have you ever been in a relationship where both parties just communicate clearly what they want and don't play games or use sarcasm? yeah me niether
I am actually
the trick is both parties double checks every time someone says anything
not exhausting at all
👌
Yeah, sorry dude. This is real life.....not Disney Cinematic Universe
There’s plenty of relationships with parties who communicate clearly.
I have
It reminds me of the *_lion in this video_* th-cam.com/video/LaVhUy5oFvM/w-d-xo.html&.vnkc
"Me no date you"
I felt that .
The natural disaster didn't choose you. You should be happy.
FRIENDZONED!!... Damn I need this translator for sure.
After a divorce
Woman: I just came back for my things...
Manslator: I'm taking the kids
*Karen is doing it again*
And half your shit.
@@beararms3777 *ALL* your shit
@@KINGofkings49er No, not my toilet seat!
DarkOakly Give this man his toilet seat back
3 divorces in.
I still haven't received mine.
*"only 7 payments of $99.99!"*
Let's be real here, the most realistic thing in this video was the price tag.
Exactly
Is this an American thing I'm too Indian to understand?
It would've cost more then that if it were real
Worth every penny. Trust 😂
worth
Ahhh the early 2010s the last chance humanity was allowed to joke without fear or reprisals
So true
@@tomaszkantoch4426 Then why are you the one whining lol
@@Rugybrat I'm not whining. I don't give a shit. I just telling how it is.
@@tomaszkantoch4426 Nah man I've met dudes who are bothered and offended by weirdest shit it's wild.
The Chieftain soon we have to go through the terrible 20,s
I sent this to my dad, he replied,
"I really need one of those, your mom's confusing"
Lol
LOL I sent it to my dad too, waiting on his response 😂😂😂
@@augustojm1860 😂
I'm waiting for my dad to get out of prison so I can send this
😂😂😂
@@bob-omb1217
*Bruh™️ moment.*
The following is an official Bruh™️ moment card, for use only in case of an extreme Bruh™️ moment. Not to be confused with an Epic Gamer™️ moment.
©️1969 Western and Co.
Nearly 2am & I am screaming with laughter at the translator voiceover
"Does this dress make me look fat?"
No, you make the dress look fat.
that fat does make you fat
LOL..!!!!
hahahha - so true - but I don't want my balls chopped off...so I'll NEVER say that!!
@@ojbeez5260 Hey, gotta make some sacrifices my guy.
That fat make you look for dress
When I read the title, I thought it was "Manslaughter"...
Hahahahahaahhaahhahahahahahha lmao lmao lmao lmao
Get it?
@@ILoveSackBoyABigAdventure nope
I thought u wanted me to laugh
mans laughter
It kinda is...
Girl: ugh, im so fat and ugly
Man: yea kind of
Girl: **surprised pikachu face**
Man: *visible confusion*
Lol true
Manslator: GIVE COMPLIMENT ME
Rip guy
She wants sympathy. I'm slowly understanding woman Lingo.
Finally after 12 years youtube understands what I want to watch ..
Manslater: Forgot anniversary, jerk!
Man: *aW MAN*
Edit: what the hell did I start
Creeper?
@@Expocat69420 *AWW MAN*
@@erenaygun9696 So we back in the mine
fanderesidentevil got are pickaxe swinging from side to side
this tasks a grueling one
Whoever invent it, that person kinda deserves Nobel prize for peace.
Thats a good one
You faked this comment in fact its directly above yours
@@Nikigun Hello Arthur, trouble with Mary?
And science
@@dutchvanderlinde6019 ye she keeps saying Oh Arthor
"Me never date you!" --- this would have saved me a lot of hassle.
Can I like this comment twice?
I think most women are being conditioned to be avoidant of conflict - and therefor miss opportunities to first reflect objectively and then voice what's on their mind. a behavior that really is extremely detrimental to both parties.
Its pretty obvious when a girl isnt into you unless theyre one of those annoying girls who has to make everything she says cryptic, and even then, those girls are never worth it.
*don't remind me*
@@rattlingduck8454 sad
I find it's best to remember they mostly have the minds of children.. Treat women like the grown-up 6 yr olds they are and you'll never go wrong.
😂
Her: I am pregnant
Him: I will go and buy some milk
The Manslater: F*ck this shit I'm out
S ok I will be ok with you and your family and friends is ruined my life and my day is going to be ok with you and your family and friends is ruined 😢😢😢😔😢😢☹️😢😢😥😢😢😥😔😔 for the seat of shock is a site that rich and my dad is ruined my life and my pc giving me the opportunity 😭😭😭😔😔 for the opportunity 😭😊😁😊😊🙏 the seat opportunity to discuss can i get the seat of this email and any files attached to fb 😊😁😀😁
@@Najib_Op wat
@@Najib_Op Dude, you need to discus your meds with your doctor asap.
@@Najib_Opare u having a seizure
@@Najib_Op I agree. They definitely need to consider that before making a decision. Your actions have ramifications.
everyone is here 8 years later lol
Wtf that's actually true!
Wow
Shonemeister tf omg
But the real question is why?
TH-cam algorithm sensed angry 2018 feminists, sent everyone here for good feels
Let me guess: this showed up on your recommended after ten years.
EDIT: Good grief! How in the world did this comment attract so much attention?
Fuck yah
Underated comment
How'd you know?
Yup
Whoa how did you know?
As an actual translator, I find this relatable and very hilarious !!! lol
Woman: I’m ready in 5 mins
Manslator: Me ready in 30 mins
That’s so accurate
So your a woman? Good I've been looking for a real one to help me. What does, "I cant stand you, I wish you would just leave me already" really mean?
@@georgemichelson8665 You've made a lot of assumptions there...
@@georgemichelson8665 manslator: keep stalking her
@@Eckspired what does that mean
@@georgemichelson8665 buy the manslator
People disliked it as they were so disappointed this is not a real product.
Top TenZ it’s that... and women
I’m not a feminist but seriously this was just the most stereotypical boring ass boomer humor ever :/
@@Kalposia1056 stfu we dont care
@@Kalposia1056 SIMP
i had too well made video tho
The fact that they got so many girls to do this fake ad is actually making it seem real
Almost like porn
@Weiwu Zhang the product casing is just a regular dictaphone
It's a joke :/ in our years we call it meme
The gun was the best way to get them on the ad
It's almost like women also have a sense of humour.
13 years ago and as fresh today as it was then.
100 dollars is a reasonable price to understand women
After a few people pointed out that its 100 dollars in seven easy payments so 700 dollars. Still a good price though
7 x 100 so that's 700 oof
Isadora Carvalho 700 what?
@@Tr4sh_can34 7 wifes :D
*wives
@@Tr4sh_can34 IV FINISHED SHOOL, LEAVE ME ALONE
"I'm fine"
"Me not fine!"
Simple, short, yet contains so much information about female communication
Indeed it does
I want to like the comment but it has 690 likes and its just too perfect
Even though this video is funny, I don’t know why this is a stereotype. It’s just being passive aggressive. And none of the girls I know(including myself) are passive aggressive like that, except one old woman I know. Maybe it’s just a thing of the past at this point? But i don’t see it happening now, and I think it’s unnecessary to generalize half the population based on this video
@@regularly_priced i havent met a single female ever that does not do this, its just fucking stupid.
@@regularly_priced I know a lot of girls like this. Even my mom lol; sometimes she tells me she’s ok with me doing something and when I do it she might get really frustrated or mad. Like c’mon just say what you actually want to say not some secret code lol
Her: "I'm not mad at you"
Manslater: "I've been mad for months"
That or "I will murder you in your sleep!"
Lmao
Manslater: ME ANGRY. Me ANGRY until you beg for forgiveness.
or "GIVE ME CHILD SUPPORT EVEN IF WE DIDN'T HAVE ANY KIDS TOGETHER"
“Im fine”
“Im fine.
Really.
Stop looking at me.”