Substitute Teacher Dagoth Ur

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  • @cossakrose
    @cossakrose ปีที่แล้ว +649

    "Guys... I don't think the new teacher likes Argonians..."

    • @asedonii-chan8466
      @asedonii-chan8466 ปีที่แล้ว +78

      Me when an argonian points that out: “Lord God on high, Dagoth Ur, divine Master of Morrowind and Dreamer of the World, there’s a farm tool in class with us.””

    • @Aliyah_666
      @Aliyah_666 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      ​@@asedonii-chan8466Hippity hoppity lizards are property...😂

    • @Drakuba
      @Drakuba ปีที่แล้ว +31

      not entirely true, some of his favorite slaves were argonians

    • @Zero-ry2rc
      @Zero-ry2rc ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Is that a problem?

    • @Veldazandtea
      @Veldazandtea ปีที่แล้ว

      What gave it away?

  • @iljaboon428
    @iljaboon428 ปีที่แล้ว +861

    What a grand and intoxicating lesson. Lord God on high, Dagoth Ur, divine Master of Morrowind and Dreamer of the World truely knows his ABC.

    • @chrissadler6459
      @chrissadler6459 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Truly*

    • @arthurhooksake
      @arthurhooksake 11 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Plo

    • @omgnowairly
      @omgnowairly 4 หลายเดือนก่อน

      It honours the 6th house and the tribe unmourned.

    • @kotzpenner
      @kotzpenner 3 หลายเดือนก่อน

      truly knows his CHIM

  • @stefanteisler
    @stefanteisler ปีที่แล้ว +232

    "Have you seen the Twin Lamps? They're down in the Kwama Mines. Get to work you little fucking geckos."
    LMFAO

  • @supposedhumanmars
    @supposedhumanmars ปีที่แล้ว +134

    "Cousin humping High Elves"
    I laughed so hard at that.

    • @Elyseon
      @Elyseon ปีที่แล้ว +7

      They probably don't stop with just cousins either.

  • @ShasOSwoll
    @ShasOSwoll ปีที่แล้ว +248

    0:20 "But you can just call me Lord Daddygoth because let's face it, I'm a much better father figure than your N'wah parents"

    • @kade7xx
      @kade7xx 9 หลายเดือนก่อน

      In my case, very much so

  • @SilverJ17
    @SilverJ17 ปีที่แล้ว +325

    Dogs, horses, and normal cats are higher up on the Dagoth hierarchy than Khajiit and Argonians. That's hilarious. They're also on the same level as Orcs.

    • @reygonzalez4719
      @reygonzalez4719 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      As it should be.

    • @normalhuman9878
      @normalhuman9878 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      aren't normal cats also Khajit?

    • @Johnnyupside
      @Johnnyupside ปีที่แล้ว

      You're forgetting the red guards

    • @CrniWuk
      @CrniWuk ปีที่แล้ว +6

      ​@@normalhuman9878only If they are on Skooma.

    • @shadow_b0itrash415
      @shadow_b0itrash415 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      @@normalhuman9878 yeah but they dont smoke skooma all day and steal your things

  • @TheLateOreo
    @TheLateOreo ปีที่แล้ว +71

    Dagoth Ur when I fall asleep in class: Sleepers awake!

  • @RLToughGuy
    @RLToughGuy ปีที่แล้ว +218

    *Raises hand* Sir, you didn't set any homework.

  • @TheBasedDepartment.
    @TheBasedDepartment. ปีที่แล้ว +73

    Lord Dagoth, many members of the based department have been inquiring as to what your workout routine is.

  • @MadridMonarch
    @MadridMonarch ปีที่แล้ว +75

    Drink every time you hear Dagoth say Argonian

    • @foisopracurtir6389
      @foisopracurtir6389 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Gor norf liker a Druink

    • @JargonMadjin
      @JargonMadjin ปีที่แล้ว +22

      That's enough alcohol to poison you, ironically, if you're an argonian you'd be fine

    • @gabby3036
      @gabby3036 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      *vomits in Dunmeri*

  • @Riley_Mundt
    @Riley_Mundt ปีที่แล้ว +409

    As a substitute teacher I can confirm that none of this shit happens. There is no introduction. There is no class rule recital. We literally just butcher your name while taking attendance, hand out any assignments left by the teacher, and give the occasional nurse's pass. The most talking we do is taking attendance and saying "yes" when someone asks to go to the restroom.
    On another note, this was funny.

    • @Bosef88
      @Bosef88 ปีที่แล้ว

      Pretty much. That and pray we don't get a class for a whole week filled with hormone fueled shit scamps who want to test your ability not to curse at teenagers.

    • @lonewanderer3219
      @lonewanderer3219 ปีที่แล้ว +34

      Stop you violated the law

    • @Riley_Mundt
      @Riley_Mundt ปีที่แล้ว

      @@lonewanderer3219 Hello, hack fraud.

    • @asedonii-chan8466
      @asedonii-chan8466 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      As an actual substitute teacher, you’re either lying or doing your job wrong.

    • @Riley_Mundt
      @Riley_Mundt ปีที่แล้ว +31

      @@asedonii-chan8466 I am a real substitute teacher. Every night I log into Aesop Absence Management to search for any open substitute contracts, primarily focusing on the intermediate and high school levels. It might just be the easiest job one could possibly have, second only to movie theater ticket-taker.

  • @corsim5997
    @corsim5997 ปีที่แล้ว +158

    the no bigotry rule is so funny, not because it's ironic, but because Dagoth Ur (the god) considers the second rule as a simple fact.

  • @ChimonesLFS
    @ChimonesLFS ปีที่แล้ว +41

    Chickens should be on top of the pyramid, too. You touch them and the whole realm goes abso-fucking-lotely batshit crazy.

    • @wanderingskeleton52
      @wanderingskeleton52 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +6

      I didn't know Dagoth Ur went to Hyrule

  • @nobodyspecial115
    @nobodyspecial115 ปีที่แล้ว +84

    Never before have I heard the tale of the Chimer put so beautifully and elegant 😂

  • @SleepingSage308
    @SleepingSage308 ปีที่แล้ว +101

    Hail, Lord Dagoth.
    Many blessings upon your most illustrious teaching ability.

  • @TNTspaz
    @TNTspaz ปีที่แล้ว +66

    I've watched a lot of these and I feel like the voice gets it so close but is missing just a few inflections. Especially playing Morrowind recently. Makes me appreciate the voice acting for Dagoth even more. It was so consistent that this is probably the best AI voice around

    • @HGeorge1993
      @HGeorge1993 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      The people making these need to process the sound to remove the echo from the sample file too as it shows up in the AI voice too where it isn't always appropriate. Would love if the main guy could do some more lines of dagoth and help refine the AI.

    • @lcgiv4u
      @lcgiv4u ปีที่แล้ว +4

      They need more “hwataya doin!?”

  • @woodsgump
    @woodsgump ปีที่แล้ว +28

    Last night I just completed the main quest in Morrowind, wish I could’ve joined Dagoth Ur’s house as an outlander Nerevarine.

  • @dagothur5595
    @dagothur5595 ปีที่แล้ว +19

    You're welcome N'Wahs .

  • @EchoWhiskey11
    @EchoWhiskey11 ปีที่แล้ว +78

    Good to see Lord Dagoth Ur's admission to Hogwarts went so well he got a teaching gig. I couldn't think of anyone more qualified to influence young minds.

  • @cebfromthestreetsoftorn2886
    @cebfromthestreetsoftorn2886 ปีที่แล้ว +39

    This was absolutely wonderful. Dagoth Ur telling it like it is.

  • @ZakeandZach
    @ZakeandZach ปีที่แล้ว +26

    I actually worked as a Substitute Teacher, how did I not think of this!

  • @bridgetbrennan6615
    @bridgetbrennan6615 ปีที่แล้ว +17

    Please I need more of Dagoth Ur’s classes. They’ve given me more information about lore than any of the wiki pages.

  • @aspoonbentslightlytothelef6649
    @aspoonbentslightlytothelef6649 ปีที่แล้ว +19

    The tilte alone tells me this video is gonna be great. Love this Dagoth Ur stuff. I unironically sleep to this stuff

  • @davidistvanovic
    @davidistvanovic ปีที่แล้ว +19

    O yes I am glad Dagoth finally teaches those kids how to not be an N'wah with Dagoth's guidance we can return 6th house and tribe unmourned to glory that is Dagoth Ur. This lecture is truly enlightening.

  • @Drakuba
    @Drakuba ปีที่แล้ว +7

    i see this entire skit as canon and nobody can convince me otherwise

  • @alienonlsd3209
    @alienonlsd3209 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    3:24 great artwork and
    from bottom left to upper right.
    Azura, Sheogorath/Jyggalagg, Peryite, Hircine, Nocturnal, Namira, Boethiah, Hermaeus Mora, Meridia, Malacath, Vaermina, Sanguine, Mehrunes Dagon, Molag Bal, Clavicus Vile and Mephala.

  • @Shatnerpossum
    @Shatnerpossum ปีที่แล้ว +16

    Uh Mister Dagoth, wasn't this class supposed to be about calculus?

  • @Aladayle
    @Aladayle ปีที่แล้ว +40

    Mooom, the teacher didn't wear a shirt today...also they have this weird gold headgear...
    Mom: that's a religious thing, dear, don't ask questions about it
    A+ work as usual man

  • @FentonSteele
    @FentonSteele ปีที่แล้ว +9

    BASK IN THE MAMMARIAN GLORY

  • @TheBeef2487
    @TheBeef2487 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Yours is hands down the best of the Dagoth channels. Keep it coming!

  • @samuelclark5491
    @samuelclark5491 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    This was so hilarious. I absolutely love your channel. Keep uploading guys. Also, I suggest a series where Double DDagoth visits all the cities and gives his opinions on them. The spring break videos could be finished by doing this. Absolutely hilarious video

  • @NathanMarcusSPhua
    @NathanMarcusSPhua ปีที่แล้ว +3

    1:33 What a grand and intoxicating lack of Self-Awareness.

  • @Wenjo936
    @Wenjo936 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    31 years old. never met dagoth ur in morrowind YET!
    how is this so nostalgic tho

  • @VS-is1gc
    @VS-is1gc ปีที่แล้ว +7

    Dagoth at DMV would be hilarious

  • @Joshuazx
    @Joshuazx 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    "beast folk aren't people."
    You heard him furies.

    • @MeepChangeling
      @MeepChangeling 2 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Yeah well, we sort of design, build, and maintain the internet so...

    • @Joshuazx
      @Joshuazx 2 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@MeepChangeling What o.O?

  • @darkraiking555
    @darkraiking555 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    I'm behind the idea that instead of the Heart of Lorkhan being destroyed, Nerevar just told Dagoth to chill out and stop corpus and cult stuff and try to get a regular job.

  • @DrarayneThelas
    @DrarayneThelas ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I just screamed out loud my lord 😂 you spat Notorious Thugz so eloquently and so graciously, my inner Sixth House Thug came out. We ballin, M’Lord

  • @CrniWuk
    @CrniWuk ปีที่แล้ว +1

    This makes a lot of sense since Dagoth has actually lived trough the history that others just teach. And some, like the mongrel empire techears, also lie about.

  • @colethestranger5905
    @colethestranger5905 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    40 seconds in, and I'm on the floor laughing

  • @azrae6308
    @azrae6308 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Thanks Dagoth i feel already smarter.

  • @Haggysack2k8
    @Haggysack2k8 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    There is no way i will apply to rule #1 ... I worship her mighty greatness, Azura and no one else *BY AZURA BY AZURA BY AZURA!*

  • @aymenbeltv720
    @aymenbeltv720 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    Dummer evolution by breast
    The best way

  • @tacticalbondsh
    @tacticalbondsh 10 หลายเดือนก่อน

    I love how Daddy Dagoth makes these history lessons fun and entertaining as well as informative!

  • @darkarchon7793
    @darkarchon7793 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    3:39-3:57 understandable

  • @Ragnarok-ot2tq
    @Ragnarok-ot2tq ปีที่แล้ว +8

    Ngl id rather listen to this then actual school topics 😂

  • @federalepps
    @federalepps ปีที่แล้ว +4

    My favorite part was skipping over pissing off azura.

  • @MBP1918
    @MBP1918 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    Wish I had this class

  • @StudSupreme
    @StudSupreme ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Subscribed to the channel. This is hilariously ROCKIN'!

  • @FanOfMostEverything
    @FanOfMostEverything ปีที่แล้ว

    I have happily and eagerly added "A Lamentable Junta of False Gods" to my list of great band and album names. Thank you for that.

  • @skylordthe1st
    @skylordthe1st ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Thank you for the class dagoth I learned so much

  • @cowboydan507
    @cowboydan507 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I wish I had Dagoth Ur as my teacher in high school.

  • @PotooBurd
    @PotooBurd 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    Praise be to the sixth house 🙌

  • @richardplinkett4956
    @richardplinkett4956 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Can you even call this a meme? What a grand and intoxicating innocence. Even the lowest quality AI Dagoth vids are better than most of the garbage on Netflix.

  • @libaedunto4875
    @libaedunto4875 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    the argonian kid on a scholarship sitting in the back: :-|

  • @jamesbodger8391
    @jamesbodger8391 หลายเดือนก่อน

    I could listen to him explain lore all day 😂

  • @GunterThePenguinHatesHugs
    @GunterThePenguinHatesHugs 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    The most hilarious part is how khajits and argonians _insist_ on wearing clothes, like they're _people_ or something 😂😂😂

  • @azadisoleil6319
    @azadisoleil6319 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHH, THAT is why they’re the good daedra. Can’t say I blame him.

  • @shaymontemorra5039
    @shaymontemorra5039 11 หลายเดือนก่อน

    LOVE the B.I.G. reference! Cheers to more great content, Dreamer!

  • @gwendolynsnyder463
    @gwendolynsnyder463 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    "Don't worry, it's not like I'm running a cult or anything, I don't even sell NFTs."
    Uhm, kay?

  • @bolsahueca
    @bolsahueca ปีที่แล้ว +2

    This could be a mini serie

  • @TheBlackSokka
    @TheBlackSokka ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Did he quote Biggie in Notorious Thugs?😂 1:44

  • @ZackarySchejbalCODBO2RGM2
    @ZackarySchejbalCODBO2RGM2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Dagoth! Can you teach us about all the chaos gods from the Warhammer 40k universe?!

  • @hadriusreznor3247
    @hadriusreznor3247 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Amazing, I have always played as a Dunmer, finally Dagoth Ur explained me the reason !

  • @bigdumbanimolgaming2108
    @bigdumbanimolgaming2108 ปีที่แล้ว

    NGL I’m addicted to your Dagoth.

  • @MichaelRains-s6s
    @MichaelRains-s6s ปีที่แล้ว

    My new favorite channel

  • @jeniskindof
    @jeniskindof ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Is he going to teach us how to make skooma for chemistry ?

  • @Fishtyi
    @Fishtyi ปีที่แล้ว +6

    I wish Daddy【Lord God on high Dagoth Ur divine master of Morrowind and dreamer of the world】would grab my Dagoth 😳😳😳😳😳😳

  • @velkonemriam1935
    @velkonemriam1935 6 หลายเดือนก่อน

    We need a continuation of this Substitute teacher Dagoth Ur

  • @VorynDagoth
    @VorynDagoth ปีที่แล้ว

    I always wondered if there was a connection between veloth immediately ditching the aedra and the good daedra's daggerfall sprites

  • @ng855
    @ng855 9 หลายเดือนก่อน

    The teacher caught a nasty case of rockjoint

  • @kennyhagan5781
    @kennyhagan5781 7 หลายเดือนก่อน

    I doubt that he would have had an easy time in my old high school....lots and lots of freaky people.

  • @VanwolfsterLycan
    @VanwolfsterLycan ปีที่แล้ว

    Take a drink every time he says Argonian(s).

  • @Castillo_yunko76
    @Castillo_yunko76 ปีที่แล้ว

    This would be like, Greek gods talking shit about each other behind their backs.

  • @fightthepowerman
    @fightthepowerman 10 หลายเดือนก่อน

    This is my new favourite TH-camr

  • @GrimmHood
    @GrimmHood ปีที่แล้ว

    Thank you for this enlightening lecture, Lord Dagoth. I now know how to skin a Khajiit.

  • @FelineRed
    @FelineRed ปีที่แล้ว

    Woke up the house with my hysterical laughter at 1:34 mark

  • @ReformedSauron
    @ReformedSauron ปีที่แล้ว +2

    The moment he said it was time for science class and to open a book, I knew it was going to be a the racial philogyny book.
    Classic Dagoth.

  • @Nihility1
    @Nihility1 ปีที่แล้ว

    edging to this, almost about to explode

  • @larion2336
    @larion2336 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    This was great.

  • @iza9215
    @iza9215 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    chapter 1 : beast folk arent people

  • @LearnEnglishCanada
    @LearnEnglishCanada หลายเดือนก่อน

    I’m near retirement- I should go sub and introduce myself that way 😂

  • @CT-do4es
    @CT-do4es หลายเดือนก่อน

    They hated him because he spoke the truth.

  • @rexmagi4606
    @rexmagi4606 ปีที่แล้ว

    The Biggie quote was unexpected and glorious. Maybe he really is God.

  • @CannedShrimp
    @CannedShrimp ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Dagoth-chans a little salty that my scaly Argonian ass wiped the floor with him and his precious heart

  • @kw8295
    @kw8295 ปีที่แล้ว

    I feel like Dagoth would actually be a good substitute teacher.

  • @leicao7921
    @leicao7921 8 หลายเดือนก่อน

    It is interesting that when Veloth was ultimately regarded as a "saint" by the Tribunal Temple, he was actually receiving a downgrade. A Prophet is at a higher level than a Saint.

  • @Ryan91487
    @Ryan91487 7 หลายเดือนก่อน

    Times he said Argonian in his 2nd rule: 10
    Times he said Khajiit in his 2nd rule: 6

  • @Impericalevidence
    @Impericalevidence ปีที่แล้ว

    Wait... "Lord, god on high, and dreamer of the world?" And I can call you that? Wow, man. Come nerevar, my star and moon? Come, to this place."
    Oh dagoth, we do not deserve you.

  • @charlienoderer5764
    @charlienoderer5764 ปีที่แล้ว

    good shit as always keep em coming

  • @DaltonAcosta_AmarasStory
    @DaltonAcosta_AmarasStory ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Keep making these

  • @josephfusco7941
    @josephfusco7941 ปีที่แล้ว

    Now imagine Dagoth Ur, but 7 of him and with 7 lifetimes of hate. Now go play Dominions.

  • @KielCrassus
    @KielCrassus 10 หลายเดือนก่อน

    Obviously only teaching dark elves.

  • @jessicajones5793
    @jessicajones5793 ปีที่แล้ว

    Forgive me lord God on high, Dagoth Ur , master of Morrowind and Dreamer of the world, I too had to hold back a laugh at the mention of said micro-peepees and further distraction of the most mammerous of divine beings when I wish I was him as well 😅

  • @alexrusty2012
    @alexrusty2012 10 หลายเดือนก่อน

    I want more of Lord God on high, Dagoth Ur, divine Master of Morrowind and Dreamer of the World's lectures. Will he cover Chapter 6 in the near dream-able future?

  • @markicore7628
    @markicore7628 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Lord Dagoth, I humbly request you share your opinion on the Met Gala. There is some interesting clothing I’m sure you have much to say.

  • @LololoriShow
    @LololoriShow ปีที่แล้ว +2

    BOOBIES!!😂😂

  • @gabrielbecker8903
    @gabrielbecker8903 ปีที่แล้ว

    I kinda need Dagoth the Substitute as a subseries

  • @BigOleNuttSak
    @BigOleNuttSak 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    All honor to the sixth house and the tribe unmourned

  • @castantino
    @castantino ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Have a question about #2. Can I be an Argonian?

  • @MindrapeJr
    @MindrapeJr ปีที่แล้ว

    I would love further lessons from Lord Dagoth Ur. Get him as a permanant teacher!