Dagoth Ur goes to Hogwarts
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- เผยแพร่เมื่อ 2 ต.ค. 2024
- Dagoth Ur recounts his vendetta against Professor Albus Dumbledore for failing to address him as a god in his Hogwarts acceptance letter. Naturally, the Sharmat was also quite incensed by his discovery that House Dagoth wasn't among the four Houses of Hogwarts.
(A.I. meme.)
"So I got my self a modified smith & wesson model 500" might be the funniest thing ive ever heard
It was the " with daedric rounds" that did me in
I mean its a nice gun stranger truely you have a eye for guns dagoth
Deadric rounds are op
With daedric rounds! Not going to lie. I want a revolver with daedric rounds
So where did he got the gun? The arcane weapon craftsman Dagoth Browning?
I like that Dagoth is racist to all Outlanders & Beast Folk yet he gets irate when someone talks or treats elves like shit.
It's like how we all regard animals, plants, and insects. I know I wouldn't approve of anyone being penned in by cows and chickens even as I gladly support the reverse.
It's funny because the Dungmer* kept slaves from every race.
Edit: Just realized I misspelled something. It's been fixed and marked with an asterisk.
@@StudleyDuderight And Dagoth wonders why Azura beat the Chimer with the ugly stick until it broke because they kept the Khajiit as farm tools.
Well duh, what makes you think a racist would be okay with lesser races treating them with disrespect?
Hes just doing what BLM is doing.
what kind of skooma was dagoth smoking this time
Yes
A mix of Redwater skooma and Balmora Blue, at least.
Dagoth Ur of the tribe unmourned does not smoke skooma, that is for those N'wah bipedal beasts that he must call Argonians or Khajiit to smoke.
Man you couldn't handle what Dagoth's smoking.
All of them. At once.
I find it funny how Dagoth Ur shows more sympathy towards a living chocolate frog than towards Argonians and Khajits.
Just farm equipment that barely talks. 😂
At least Argonians and Kajits have a way of fighting back
The chocolate frog is an example of pointless sadism.
While his treatment of Argonians and Khajits is very much not pointless.
@@VladLongPlus maybe not entirely pointless, but still pretty unethical
@@hagfish4998 argonians are suited for hard labor. they yern for the mines.
I've seen enough Dagoth videos that I don't really laugh at them anymore despite enjoying them. This one though, mint. So many perfectly timed lines. I almost died when he called the students on the train racist because they weren't interested in his lecture about argonian inferiority.
On the real, we legitimately appreciate comments like this. We love spreading the laughter, man.
@@djdagoth Yeah Dagoth videos and those like it and one of the few great things to come from A.I.
@@djdagoth God this video is so fucking funny
the idea of a character that is aware of redcons and even realises them as they happen is both an amazing concept and super unsetteling to think about.
I had read a book I believe where the narrator was a character in a story that was aware of his status and was trying to survive a Martin-esque style writer’s story.
It’d be very interesting to see a similar story about a character who is in a world constantly retconned trying to navigate the world.
That is the mastery of CHIM
As Sseth Tzeentach said in his Morrowind review, Vivec doesn't fight the Nerevarine, because he knows the player can load savegames and fight him again and again for an unlimited time and finally succeeds.
@@ALG2691 what was the book?
Just wanna say I adore your channel. It takes a based and intelligent man to write good Dagoth scripts, which you clearly are.
I agree, no other Dagoth AI voice channel writes dialogue this funny.
Yeah there are a lot of Dagoth 'meme' channels but this is the only good one
@@toringmort4231this one and Zake and Zach I’d say
"...and she looked at me like I had three eyes!"
...Uuuuummmmm... Lord Dagoth...
"with daedric rounds" 😂😂
Dagoth is officially a better storyteller than JK.
Yeah, well, I wish we could back that statement up with a JK-tier net worth 😂😂😂
You say that like it is much of an accomplishment.
You only hate her because "muh trans rights"
@@Dinjurget help dude the “culture war” has melted your brain, literally no one mentioned anything about trans rights or even hating JK Rowling. Chill the fuck out
@@Dinjur doubtful, the same people that get shitter shattered over that would also throw a fit over what big daddy D is saying even though it's clearly a joke. It's more likely that OP suffered through the fever dream of bad characters and baffling retcons that was the cursed child.
I love how Dumbledore is just as much of a victim of Rowling's retcons as we are.
“Because I’ve already been sorted into house Dagoth, bruh.”
I swear to god, the thing that makes this so much better is the fact that no one ever uses a higher quality model of Dagoth, so even in the real world we see a PS2 looking motherfucker crept over. The image in my head of him pointing a Model 500 at Dumbledore in the middle of a school dinner is goddamn incredible.
@@fudgepacker2858 Nope. But it’s funnier than having to specify original Xbox, or old windows.
"I swear to Dagoth" you mean?
@@fudgepacker2858 nope but og harry potter game was in ps1 and ps2.
7:42 I spat out my food 😂😂😂😂
Hell yeah, we'll try to keep ruining your meals with laughter 😂
“Bitch, is this how you’ve decided to honor the Sixth House and the Tribe Unmourned?” had me laughing far more than I thought it would 😂
1:46 Plot Twist: He ended up using his magic twig Dagoth on Dumbledore after all. 😅
Actually he never got the opportunity. Both he and Dumbledore were sent into an alternate universe towards the end.
@@Robertward111
I... I don't think you understood what the OP was saying.
@@trainershade1937 Nope. He never got the opportunity. Both he and Dumbledore were sent into an alternate universe at the end.
@@Robertward111
Ugh... really gotta explain it huh?
He used his """""magic twig""""", on Dumbledore after all. JK Rowling made sure to that.
@@trainershade1937It was really cool but also felt a tad dry.
“ I’ve always hated kids, even when I was one.”
Me. That’s me right there.
Change it to teenagers and it describes me perfectly.
Yooo, even as a demon child and teenager myself, I hated myself then, and i hate them still now.
This was a fantastic video. It truly honours this sixth house and the tribe unmourned. Perhaps we can have another video of Lord Dagoth Journeying his way through LOTR and Middle Earth to be set on the quest to destroy the one ring but actually Lord Dagoth wishes to take over Mount Doom and Mordor and organise it as his new home in order to spread the divine disease and drive the Mongrol dogs of Rohan and Gondor from Middle Earth.
It took me until halfway through to realize this is another "Dagoth is actually based until he applies the same standards to his own practices and culture" situation
Dagoth is always based, what are you on about
Being 'based' exclude you from being stupid.
Questioning Lord Dagoth Ur’s basedness? Sound the sirens everyone I think we have a filthy outlander n’wah in our midst
@MomPickMeUpImScared come now lay down your cringe. It is not too late for my red pill.
Lord Dagoth, after you are done with cuddling with Dumbledore you really need to pay a visit to Pandora. I hear that there is a entire planet of furry upstart farm tools that need the sort of awaking that only the 6th House can provide.
"All I asked for was a fucking ash yam, and she looked at me like I had three eyes!"
But sir, you do.
I had this as a fanfic idea where Dagoth is stuck as a student and McGonagall absolutely hates his guts for not using the correct magic types and because he kept trying to teach over her. Hermione grills him for how slave rebellions can succeed
I need this tbh
"Where is your wand?"
"And why in the Sixth House would I ever use a stick to cast my mighty spells?" *casts master level spell with both hands*
"why would I help you free farm tools?"
"I just think it's really important that all house elfs be fr-"
"You had me at elf houses my N'wah"
You would have to have a deep understanding of the Elder Scrolls lore in order to make a joke about malacath'ing your unmentionables. Respect+
All the Elder Scrolls lore I’ve learned has been from our Lord God on High, Dagoth Ur, Divine Master of Morrowind And Dreamer of The World.
It is lore because I say it's lore.
I'm just sitting here telling myself, "there's no way this guy can manage to be this gd funny with these tools [of Kagrenac]," but you keep blowing my mind and making me absolutely die laughing with your content. Tysm.
8:10 I absolutely love this image.
Dagoth crossing his arms like "this is bullshit" while Dumbledore frantically scrolls through Rowling's Twitter feed is hilarious.
MALACATH MY UNMENTIONABLES. IM DYING
This is actually excellent. You have made this, the author had to have been acutely aware of deep Morrowind and Harry Potter lore. I love it
This was every bit as glorious as i was expecting. Truly, this honors The Sixth House and the Tribe Unmourned
Comes from a realm where guns don't exist, Doesn't know the concept of a magic wand but know exactly what a 500 S&W is and how to use it.
To be fair a gun would be easier to learn how to use than a wand
@@nigeldean3726Maybe if the wizarding world wasn't so stupidly complacent and technophobic, they could figure out how to incorporate firearms and other muggle military technology into their magic. Surely, the potential for glorious magically enhanced dakka is worth the additional learning curve lol
"Lets see him protego out of this shit" was golden
"Hopefully extremely distant cousins" 😅
The elves of this realm look a little deliverance-ish LMAO
If you catch my drift 😂
The more Dagoth Ur is memed into these types of situations, the more we dreamless sacks of meat and bones confer unto him exponential power.
Yes Lord Dagoth will make all of them N'wah respect the greatness that is Dagoth Ur.
Next time on Love Connection:
Dagoth Ur: so i went to this other world and theres this angry looking eye on a tower. Turns out that despite his looks and hanging out with filthy nwah orcs hes actually a pretty cool guy. We have a lot in common. Wasnt sure i was ready to love after dumblenwah and nerevar but i think i might stay here a bit and see how things go. Maybe invite him to Dagoth ur (the mountain) for drinks this time since last date was at mordor. If things work out i may even invite him to the heart chamber to seal the deal. Wish me luck nwahs.
That grilling of the 4 houses had me laughing, especially Hufflepuff.
"Because I've already been sorted into house Dagoth bruh" lol
Made me malacath my unmentionables💀💀💀
6:57 “BECAUSE I’VE ALREADY BEEN SORTED INTO HOUSE DAGOTH BRUH!”
The HP fanfic I never knew I needed...
Harry Potter and Dagoth's Getto Blaster.
dagoth ur and the chamber fully loaded
7:10 I’m going to declare this at my own damn wedding i swear
We need to isekai Dagoth Ur in the grim darkness of far future
In the "If the Emperor has TTS" universe
He would be the nicest Drukari.
Our hopefully extremely distant cousins- lol
I'm realizing that Dobby's death had so many logical holes that it makes my head hurt. The walking, rambling Dues ex Machina Hermeinie doesn't have a first aid spell, which have been seen to repair any physical wound and malady, even though she always remembers every spell known to wizard, and first aid spells would have been the first ones that the genius teacher's pet would've memorized. Maybe they wouldn't have worked because of the evil enchantments that we can assume Beatriz would have put on any random kitchen knife in her possession, but there are first aid spells for magic mishaps as well. However, the first aid spells may not have worked because elves are immune to wizardry, but then he would be immune to the spells on the knife anyway. So, the easiest way to delete an elf is to just skewer them with a sharp stick and hope the elf doesn't cast some spell on you in the process with nothing but his mind? Sure, but if elves are pretty much immune to wizardry, and have magic of their own, then how did they lose to the ineffectual wizards and thus become enslaved to wizards in the first place? It makes no sense.
Two times in the video, he referred to his wang as his "Dagoth." So when him and Dumbledore were retconned and sucked away by "the force of a thousand Dagoths," I chuckled because I pretty much was conditioned to hear that as "the force of a thousand penises."
Everyday I watch Lord Dagoth Ur memes and I am blessed as an outlander.
I bet those N'wahs at Hogwarts are Nords (not very good with the magic ya know?)
I've heard Rowling has has been turning them into redguards one at a time.
Man you're a great writer, this was fantastic. I need more! 😂
This is legit the best writing on TH-cam. This dude has a gift.
Do more of this.
7:14
Ah yes my favorite type of magic...
GUN!!!
And now we have voice acted fanfiction.
I don't know where this craze came from but I am a Dag fan without meeting him yet in game
Even Dagoth Ur was not ready for the British.
"Dumbledouche" 🤣
“Dumble-douche in the flesh.” Had me and my wife busting up.
Dagoth, as a Bosmer I must say I wish I was a Dunmer so I could be as based as you.
Dumbledore whipping out a cellphone damn near broke me
This is the best one yet tbh
This is beautiful. I am so happy. ❤🎉
Well now. Dagoth Ur is now traveling the multiverse, eh?
You know what, send him to the galaxy, far far away. You read that right, send him to the Star Wars universe. Let him meet the Jedi, the Council, and marvel at their stupidity of not recognizing Palpatine as a Sith lord. Make his comment on the archaic tribes somehow living in the same world as ultra-advanced planet-sized cities. And so on.
I wish Dumbledore hired Lord Dagoth to be a professor instead, but this is still just as hilarious XD
“If there’s two things I hate- it’s people who are intolerant of other peoples cultures…and argonians.”
God I love this channel
"Only Nerevar is allowed to call me Voryn."
I don't know why hearing Dagoth Ur drop f-bombs is so f-bombing funny, but it clearly is.
My favourite part is that he takes a smith and wesson 500 in his stride, but is *floored* by the concept of a steam train.
Better be careful. Just cause they cant doesnt mean twitter wont try to cancel the endless dreamer.
I enjoy this so much! Amazing content, best wishes to you and your future projects! 🌻
this video honors the sixth house and the tribe unmourned
What a grand and intoxicating adventure.
DJ Studios Dagoth Ur is best Dagoth Ur.
Lord Daddygoth what are your true thoughts on Nerevar (not the Neravarine) but did he live up to the hype? I only ask ad i find him to be a bit of a personal hero and would truly like to know from one who knew him (Also was he truly a son of Boethiah?)
A curious sleeper of the one true god.
So that's what happened to my letter
2:22 Dagoth Ur American citizen confirmed
J.K. Bowling the S'wit dared to pair our Lord Dagoth to an inferior N'wha
Laughed so hard that had a coughing fit😂
Lovely
I love you dagoth never change. Dude wasnt mad about the houses. He was upset about House dagoth not being there. OMG XD
Do now "Dagoth Ur goes to Warhammer 40k universe" please
We really ignoring this guy eats baby Argonians?
I'm a cannibal, so that doesn't bother me
The twist at the end….holy shit
I love the idea of dagoth ur traveling the multiverse . If you ever do another one of these types of dagoth ur through the multiverse. Could you do Dagoth ur visits the mushroom kingdom
"malacathed" as a verb... heh...
*Malacath my unmentionables*
4:15 Outlanders, he says, while travelling to an alternate dimension, LOL
So how are Daedric rounds made? Melt ebony and pour it into bullet moulds and quench it in blood from a daedra heart or do you mix it with the molten ebony before pouring?
Dagoth went on and got himself a S&W bone collector to off Dubledore with lmao
The ending is great. lol.
"I think Rowling just retconned us into being a couple..."
Deliverance Elves is now my favorite way to describe the elves of Harry Potter
I'm f****** dying I'm laughing so hard
This is awesome, what AI software are you using to do a video game character's voice?
My favorite part is Dagoth knowing nothing about human technology, but not only does he somehow know what Smith & Wesson is, he has a very expensive modern revolver that he apparently brought from home.
I mean i suspect wizards cannor survive a gun
I enjoyed this story 😂
I wanna see a squad of Grey Knights paladins go to Hogwarts...
Dagoth Ur you majestic son of a bitch you did it again😂made my fucking day
So by Dagoth's logic guns aren't dwemer technology but Trains and cellphones are
The hypocrisy of Dagoth is damn intoxicating.
Henceforth, a Dagoth shall be a unit of measurement.
What a twist!