Let me get this straight: You comment something that is unrelated to the fact that I have two DANGEROUSLY DASHING girlfriends? Considering that I am the unprettiest TH-camr ever, having two hot girlfriends is really incredible. Yet you did not mention that at all. I am quite disappointed, dear gjosz
@Axxl can you quit spamming? I've seen you on too many chains by now with the same comment. Everyone, please don't give this comment any more attention.
This is super confusing to me: Why do I have TWO amazingly attractive girlfriends even though I am the unprettiest TH-camr EVER? Good night dear andrew
My dumbass* senses are tingling... theyre telling me that that was the joke *in the same way spider-man's spider senses refer to himself, so do my dumbass senses. idk if that was obvious but i dont want you to think i was calling you a dumbass. thank you and have a great day.
"I'd like to Refund Super Smash Bros Ultimate for the Nintendo Switch please. "Ok when did you buy it? "No wait, nevermind I like the game now." *"Ok?"* What a great conversation.
Sakurai: Guys I can explain Joker: You’re making my tether work only when I’m halfway close to the ledge Byleth: Halfway? I can use it when I’m close to the blastzone Min Min: You guys are getting working tethers?
@@brandonwilliams6119 I nearly choked on my soup as the memories of that match came rushing back to me. Choked like I did in that match. I take solace I didn't die to haha funny move and just my own turboshittery.
I have a theory. I think that if you have a character in elite smash already it becomes much easier to get another character in. I got my zss to 7.4 million gsp and no dice. Then of course as the cycle goes I lost my way back down again
It’s because he won his first few matches. The first few matches you play with a character have a much larger effect on the character’s GSP than later matches.
@@aurachanneler8396 yeah, 3-1 is better than 9-3 even though both have 75% win rate. It really depends on who you get paired with, 3 wins vs low gsp might get you the same gsp as 2 high gsp wins
True story, first day of Min Min, I made a come back at 156% against an other Min Min using this with a laser at 0%. Best part is, because it was angled up, it was almost a true combo.
I remember when people would talk about Sephiroth being DLC, people would say *"Oh he can't be in the game, His Sword is too big"* .... Would you like to explain *THIS* 3:22!?
“Some people think it’s about outsmarting your opponent, but really, it’s about being dumber than your opponent.” -Joseph Joestar and Jacob “funny man” Alpharad
Arctic_Fur if I didn’t put a reference to the quote on quote “most overrated show ever”, it would’ve been just one of those comments where they put the same thing the person in the video says with the person’s name in the bottom. Those comments aren’t funny and JoJo is not overrated, it’s highly praised. I think there are better shows but it’s still really good
"They just don't care who's in elite smash anymore" Me who's been playing since the game came out but still hasn't gotten in: (Edit: I'm aware I could do skillless stuff like free-for-alls to get in but what's the fun in that)
Byleth is the biggest joke, being followed by 4 difficult acts which nobody would’ve thought would get into Smash, surely Nintendo can’t do no worse than Byleth. **Bad Memories of Corrin’s dreaded reveal**
I feel like buffing a lot of the mid-tiers without also buffing Sheik (in any meaningful way) was a stealth nerf for her. More consistent F-Smash is nice but she needs more than that to be viable. Makes me sad because she's just so much fun to play.
Let’s be real here, they just created Min Min so that every fighter can practice social distancing No wonder why Alpharad said “The Quarantine special”
@@michaelchen1046 Multiple in fact. She can easily flip from disadvantage state to KOing the opponent if they make *ONE* mistake, no matter the percent!
By far one of the best videos on this channel The editng, the commentary and the gameplay came together so well and we got this masterpiece. Thank you for this amazing content.
i love how he literally puts an arms clip in one of his fights dont hate me but i actually kinda like arms and the funny thing is i main min min and well you know what happened next (min min joined smash)
Imagine playing ARMS and calling Nintendo Service Lines for just 2 bits and 15 seconds of content.
shoutout to [BEEEEP] from nintendo
Now people gonna call Nintendo service for this.
I like how this got pinned and loved by Alpharad in literally 3 minutes.
The person behind the phone must’ve felt lucky talking to the Internet Funnyman.
I like how they said "It's Okay?"
The “Oh, ok” from the Nintendo rep was so sweet and genuine.
Isabelle is sweet like that
She sounded so confused and it's hilarious
I feel so bad for her because she was just trying to do her job
You can tell she's young and happy to work for Nintendo it's so sweet :D
@@Hylian_mew as someone who worked in a call centre. Trust me I would love if my day was made up of calls like these.
"The smart dumb character" is concerningly correct
Let me get this straight: You comment something that is unrelated to the fact that I have two DANGEROUSLY DASHING girlfriends? Considering that I am the unprettiest TH-camr ever, having two hot girlfriends is really incredible. Yet you did not mention that at all. I am quite disappointed, dear gjosz
@Axxl can you quit spamming? I've seen you on too many chains by now with the same comment. Everyone, please don't give this comment any more attention.
@@rodrigomorales563 i liked it because gjosz sounds funny
@@AxxLAfriku stupid
@@AxxLAfriku grrr
“I haven’t broken anyone’s shield yet” *breaks everything that that jiggly puff ever had*
This is super confusing to me: Why do I have TWO amazingly attractive girlfriends even though I am the unprettiest TH-camr EVER? Good night dear andrew
@@AxxLAfriku can u stop spamming
@@AxxLAfriku stupid
@@AxxLAfriku Holy shit! No one cares!
@@AxxLAfriku grrr
"The quarantine special character"
I mean, you have to admit her entire play style involves making sure people don't enter your 1.5km zone sooooooooo
Underrated comment
Never thought of that
I'm not sure if the 1.5KM bit was a typo or synonymic for Min Min's range
I’m confused about what you think is a typo here
sociaru distance
“I PAID MONEY FOR THIS CHARACTER”
Yeah so did they
Holy shit you got the joke I can’t believe it
My dumbass* senses are tingling... theyre telling me that that was the joke
*in the same way spider-man's spider senses refer to himself, so do my dumbass senses. idk if that was obvious but i dont want you to think i was calling you a dumbass. thank you and have a great day.
Holy shit it’s you... I found you in the wild
lol I don’t get it
lol I don't get it
"Glad to know he's not immune to the sister fister."
- Alpharad, 2020
Ha
fun
n y
I really felt that “I paid money for this character”
It feels funnier when you realize that he was playing against another DLC.
Heavy Lobster right? 😂 they’re both paid characters
"I'd like to Refund Super Smash Bros Ultimate for the Nintendo Switch please.
"Ok when did you buy it?
"No wait, nevermind I like the game now."
*"Ok?"*
What a great conversation.
'oh... ok ú_ù'
Alpharad "I keep being suprised I can edge guard people form a whole f*cking stage away"
Can I interest you in snake
in this trying time?
Nah that's more like a fucking universe
Does that make you a snake oil salesman?
But one does it with projectiles. The other does it with their body
@@PikaKip32 her arms might as well be projectiles
Damn the Nintendo employee is just like
“OK?”
Are you OK?
*Insert death sound effect*
I loved the Nintendo bit
She sounded adorable
She's a ness main
Alpharad playing Fire Emblem characters: *Persona music*
Alpharad playing Min Min: *Fire Emblem music*
*My goals are beyond your understanding*
Truly, Mr. JRPG.
@@kingstickers7246 i mean i never saw him using devil summoner music and
-theme
Just slaps
No joke it's just called theme
Wait untill the next fighter is announced, we will hear ARMS music.
And the music of that fighter for the fighter after him.
@@FrostedMike the question is WHEN IS RAIDOU FOR SMASH YOU COWARDS
He still played Persona music
OH NO THE CUSTOMER SERVICE REP SOUNDED SO SAD “oh,,, ok?” AWWW
She needs a hug and I will provide
@@pumpkincat8336 Not now, corona
She sounded so sincere
Wait Nintendo cares about their customers?
More confused than sad.
Are y'all simping for Nintendo of america customer service woman ?
Evolution of Alpharad battle lines:
"Forward Aerial!"
"Neutral Aerial."
*"WHAT?!"*
_"TETHER!"_
when can we make a moveset out of this
@@kirbo8595 Isn't this Joker's moveset?
@@christiandelcarmen1278 Needs more back air spam, some GUN
We could make a moveset out of this
"Backwards special!"
Sakurai: Guys I can explain
Joker: You’re making my tether work only when I’m halfway close to the ledge
Byleth: Halfway? I can use it when I’m close to the blastzone
Min Min: You guys are getting working tethers?
this is so underrated 🤣
*randomly calls someone*
Alpharad: "No I think I'll change my opinion"
*Confused Nintendo employee*
lmao
I genuinly loved her "Oh, it's okay." response. xD It was so pure.
*confused nintendo service noises*
In times of Min Min, we forget about the original stretchy character: *PLANT*
Hello, plant main here
"Touche, bastard" is now my favorite quote.
Same
timme stamp 🅟🅛🅩
Same
6:50
Nintendo customer service lady: “It- it’s okay?”
Lmao
She sounded so sad, i wanna give her a hug :)
Isaac Cruz She sounded so genuine too!
Isaac the 5 year old, lmao🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Wow people are being so rude to Isaac for doing nothing wrong. I don't know what I expected from the internet.
@@ivan_S16 look bud, I'm *GAY* and i would do the same.
I'm that King K. Rool. If I had known that was you, I would've dropped my spaghetti harder than I dropped my shield.
Hello KKR player
Poor dude
How does it feel seeing yourself in an Alpharad Video?
@@brandonwilliams6119 I nearly choked on my soup as the memories of that match came rushing back to me. Choked like I did in that match. I take solace I didn't die to haha funny move and just my own turboshittery.
@@captainmega6310 True suffering.
Min Min deals damage like she’s playing with spirits on
You can play as Min Min with a Min Min spirit...
Stop telling them this, I wanna still kill at 50
The Akira spirit?
Not really,many light-mid wieghts rack damage easily.
@@ahmadkazan7994 Min Min's heavy, dude. Same weight as Link and Yoshi.
"the quarantine special"
min min is THE definition of social distancing
"Stay back! Stay Back! This is what they call "Social Distance" right?"
Stay back! Stay Back! This is what they call "Social Distance" right?
@@jennytulls6369 hey wait you posted the same reply as me
Yes
I can't believe Nintendo cut off Sakurai memeing.
I love how polite the support center lady was even though you can tell she was so confused.
"Glad to know he's not immune to the sister fister."
Excuse me, Alpharad, but this is America. It is the *step* sister fister.
SWEET HOME ALABAMA
Alpha moved to LA not Alabama
James Wilhoft r/woooosh
Wait so your saying that step sister is more Alabama than sister :/
@@douglaso_o276 Honestly..yeah
"This is the most unpopular dlc fighter ive ever seen"
Banjo and kazooie: ......
Epic Lad That’s true , I haven’t seen anyone playing as Banjo after being out for about a week.
"Min Min is the most unpopular DLC character"
Byleth mains sweating in the corner:Yup haha Min Min sure is a waste of a slot
I think he means barely anyone plays her
I have more fun playing unpopular characters.
I keep forgetting he is in smash
That refund bit is the funniest thing I've seen lol
Damn you forget pickle rick!!??? Smh.
Yeah I have to agree
Funniest shit I've ever seen
It's one of those thing when Alpha just put all this effort on a 5 second joke for no reason other that he can
Not as funny as when I saw two identical rocks
"What if you wanted to live, but-"
*T E T H E R!!!!!*
“That was his mistake for being on the other side of the stage.” Min_Min.mp4
“Oh they just don’t care who’s in elite smash anymore, huh?” Haha Yeah, It’s Super *Easy,* Haha! I totally have a character in elite smash Haha!
I have a theory. I think that if you have a character in elite smash already it becomes much easier to get another character in. I got my zss to 7.4 million gsp and no dice. Then of course as the cycle goes I lost my way back down again
It’s because he won his first few matches. The first few matches you play with a character have a much larger effect on the character’s GSP than later matches.
I understand brother. Rosa is my main and I'm sure you understand why I don't have anyone in elite smash now.
@@aurachanneler8396 yeah, 3-1 is better than 9-3 even though both have 75% win rate. It really depends on who you get paired with, 3 wins vs low gsp might get you the same gsp as 2 high gsp wins
Your roster also has a base GSP, the more you win with one character the more the GSP of all your characters goes up.
Alpharad: They didn’t really nerf any characters
* Sad Ridley noises *
Honestly I dont care much for patch notes unless they include buffs for little mac
I mean, Mac did finally get the buff he needed.
@@tyleroliver5077 but did he get a nikita?
That quote should be in the Bible:
“If there’s a price tag, there’s a way”
Yens Kakushka alongside if it can bleed it can die
What if you
wanted to go to heaven,
but God said,
“back throw-> F-Smash”
We'd be in heaven by then
id see plussy knight up there
True story, first day of Min Min, I made a come back at 156% against an other Min Min using this with a laser at 0%. Best part is, because it was angled up, it was almost a true combo.
what if you
wanted to back throw > fsmash
but god said
"double jump > neutral airdodge"
@@TheGlunk down air
4:26 That sad “oh okay” makes me realize that that’s a person who’s soul has been tormented by people calling customer service for their entire life.
I remember when people would talk about Sephiroth being DLC, people would say *"Oh he can't be in the game, His Sword is too big"* .... Would you like to explain *THIS* 3:22!?
Are you sure they weren't just saying in the an innuendo
@@anarchomando7707 Him and Cloud having a sword fight
Dude, Sephiroth in Smash would be a dream come true. If he gets in the game, I will be very happy.
@@eddyzeddy5573 Get Hyped
@@toanuva6178 I SURE AM!!
“Some people think it’s about outsmarting your opponent, but really, it’s about being dumber than your opponent.”
-Joseph Joestar and Jacob “funny man” Alpharad
and Mista
"All warfare is based on deception" - Sun Tzu
you know, it would have been good if you didnt put a reference to the most overrated show of all time
Arctic_Fur if I didn’t put a reference to the quote on quote “most overrated show ever”, it would’ve been just one of those comments where they put the same thing the person in the video says with the person’s name in the bottom. Those comments aren’t funny and JoJo is not overrated, it’s highly praised. I think there are better shows but it’s still really good
Overrated? Debatable. Overmemed?
Yes! Yes! Yes! Yes!
YES!
“She’s the smartest dumb character to every exist”
PAC-man: am I a joke to you?
Yes
Pac god not pac man
Why Yes my good sir
King Dedede And Meta Knight: "First time huh?"
@Ian Corbett well not really
“The designs are back in full stock”
The Alpharad pocket tee is already sold out tho
Damn that was fast
Stand out as a member of this channel lol
"And this is where i would put my good tether recovery"
IF I HAD ONE
“How dumb can I be without him outsmarting that”
Oh my god I think he figured out flowchart Ken
That Nintendo Rep on the Phone Call sounded just like the one that picked up Dunkey's call!!
You're right!
What does this have to do with cars?
Imagine playing Smash Ultimate online and losing to “boiyoiyoing” and then seeing yourself in an Alpharad video
Wouldn't be you
Îñfîñîțê Šñîpîñğ no it would not my good sir
Too bad the online sucks, I bet Alpharad misses For Glory since he literally made a series from it called “A Story For Glory” those were the days.
"Nooo you just can't spam f-smash"
"Hahah noodle go boiyoyoyoing"
3:57 that replay was so damn good!
:)
@@anarchyyt6646 :)
Desu?
6:08 that's going in the eventual "Internet Funny Man Screaming "WHAT?!" Compilation"
Imagine if instead of the announcer saying “MIN MIN, WIN” it said “MIN MIN, WIN WIN”
It took me this long to realize that Min Min just makes every stage a walk off
“Most unpopular dlc character ever seen” i haven’t seen a single banjo main in my life
Josh Jepson
the thing is that when he got released there was a shit ton of Banjo players, but that didn't happened with Min Min
@@TitomaticoVlogsOficial What universe were you in? Sans took over online that weekend... not Banjo.
Im a Banjo Main. Hes my favourite Dlc from a gameplay perspective.
Hosh they need to bring in DIO or Kira
The real elite min min was the way we made along the smash
Omg you are just the smartest maybe the real haha was the jokes that we made along the way
I'm not sure what to replay for this comment...
Grrrr?
Thanks for sharing😊🥰👍💯
2:08 In my eyes, Isabelle was tying to save MinMin as both reached out their arms and fishing rod
6:05 made me laugh so hard I almost fell off me bed XD
But thats so true, Min Min does have the worst teather for some reason
Haha yes! He yelled Tether so many times & then saw that connect! Priceless
_T E T H E R_
I love the random moments of “TETHER!!!!!”
Imagine being a dlc character that doesn’t destroy Donkey Kong
Plant, Joker, Hero, Banjo, Terry, & Byleth Laugh In Unison
@@OrangeToadGamer and Min Min
Especially that combo that Byleth had.
*Oh GOD*
@@ghastly17 "There goes Donkey Kong"
~Alpharad 2020~
as a DK main, i can relate
*Min Min Is Trying To Recover*
Ness & Lucas PK Thunder: Imma Bout To Ruin This Whole Girls Career
A wild Villager/Isabelle appears!
"If there's a Price Tag. There's a way."
-Alpharad, July 29, 2020
5:10
Didn't think I'd be hearing Specialist in this video, but now all I can think about is the Chad Narukami.
"They just don't care who's in elite smash anymore"
Me who's been playing since the game came out but still hasn't gotten in:
(Edit: I'm aware I could do skillless stuff like free-for-alls to get in but what's the fun in that)
F
Ikr
I keep caping at 6 million and then go on a losing streak until 3 millionrinse and fucking repeat boi
F
Yeah seriously
L
Alpharad: "I paid money for this character."
Byleth: Am I a joke to you!?
Yes Byleth, yes you are
Hero: Am I a joke to you!?
Byleth is the biggest joke, being followed by 4 difficult acts which nobody would’ve thought would get into Smash, surely Nintendo can’t do no worse than Byleth.
**Bad Memories of Corrin’s dreaded reveal**
Who?
Brandon Williams Byleth is way more unique than any other fire emblem character, get over it.
0:02
Mario: So you're probably wondering how I got myself into this situa-
Let's go to the beginning
All the way back to my first forward aerial
Yep, that’s me
I didnt really hear that last part, destined, for what?
God: to get memed by Alpharad and his entire fanbase
It all started when I thought I could get into Elite smash without paying 5.99
The small touch on editing the "nice" on the replay was nice. I love those small touches that likely took a decent amount of effort.
“I think the best thing my body can do is just accept it.”
Alpharad 2020
Everyone: You can’t just spam f-smash and win
Min Min: Haha ARMS go brr
Thats game and watch
I think BOIYOYOING fits better
that's actually the only way to play min min
"They didn't nerf anyone"
yes they did, they nerfed the Competitive Smash scene to oblivion
Oh really? Did the buffs changes things a lot?
I feel like buffing a lot of the mid-tiers without also buffing Sheik (in any meaningful way) was a stealth nerf for her. More consistent F-Smash is nice but she needs more than that to be viable. Makes me sad because she's just so much fun to play.
-and then the competitive smash players went and nerfed themselves out of existence....
and 2020's not over
Nathaniel um what, they didn’t nerf themselves, it was the people who exposed them
@@ethanwaber7197 but Sheik is viable
Ah perfect. Just what i wanted to see today.
Thanks for sharing!
Grrr.
BEEP: That was a weird call yesterday.
Coworker: Yeah, about that *shows video
BEEP: Holy *BEEP*
Coworker: *Shows Matthew Stanley comment*
BEEP: I can't be *that* predictable
That poor rep, she was sounded so confused and sad at the same time
Wow, so refreshing to see an Alpharad video without any comments
Let’s be real here, they just created Min Min so that every fighter can practice social distancing
No wonder why Alpharad said “The Quarantine special”
Big Brain Comment!
Min Min's honestly the most fun Smash Ultimate dlc so far with Hero being slightly behind
Kappa Critic tru, id say minmin then hero then terry
She’s DEFINITELY one of the best DLC characters
I'm more inclined to buy the shirt that alpha is wearing he looks so happy
Man, Jacob's really out here proving who has the most contagious laugh on the internet, well played
For every second he talked about how to out play while being the least dumb person in the fight, my soul just shivered in agony
I called everyone else “noodle arms”
Look where it brought us
Everyone: min min mains just mash f-smash!
Min min: that’s all I have!
Sam Goes Bam!!! she does have a zero to death combo
@@michaelchen1046 Multiple in fact. She can easily flip from disadvantage state to KOing the opponent if they make *ONE* mistake, no matter the percent!
@@supercyclone8342 OH GOD
Minmin: What is my purpose?
Sakurai: You exist for rule 34
Minmin: Oh my G*d
Palutena: first time?
why did you censor god lmao, its not even a swear word or anything
Sakurai: Yeah, welcome to the club pal.
@@ferhog7705 Wait why is Sakurai in the club?
@@daveedpo Are you telling me Sakurai doesn't exist for rule34?
Seeing Bayo actually being good and winning matches is something that I have missed for a long time.
Alpharad:"That's not fair, I paid money for this character"
Me:"So did he"
this character has given me a fear of ramen noodles.
_raaaaamen..._
This character has a good taste!
Do not fear that which is above all others.
I had ramen noodles when I got min min
**Slurps Min Min’s Ramen Noodles**
**Min Min notices and blushes while being slightly turned on**
“Those things aren’t related but both would be appreciated”.
Top 10 rappers Eminem was too afraid to diss
That doesnt make sense, that wasnt a rap... or even a rhyme...
@@rohudaboss4060 WELL YES BUT ACTUALLY YES
@@rohudaboss4060 related and appreciated rhyme. Also, there's a certain rhythm to the sentence
This has never happened before but every loss that alpharad gets brings me so much joy
By far one of the best videos on this channel
The editng, the commentary and the gameplay came together so well and we got this masterpiece.
Thank you for this amazing content.
Thank you, Mr. Rad
The real Min Min was the elite that we smashed along the way
Smashing Elites, are we? ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
The real elite smash was the friends we made along the way
STOPPP 😹😹
the real min min was the elite we smashed along the way
That was an funnie jok
When talking about Elite Smash I assume you enemies.
Thanks for sharing!
"Glad to know hes not immune to the sister fister"
Alpharad 2020
Uh oh, says everyone not from Alabama
6:07 Byleth mains: *teathers to ledge from a reasonable distance*
" *your teather could never* "
Min Min mains: " *why, why must it be me...* "
Last time I was this early, Jo was going the right way.
Sonic- my nemesis. We meet again
@@dimethylether7179 It's Soni - Switch not sonic
@@yoink297 The Name Sounds Like A Stadia Bootleg.
@@davidassani8641 true
@@dimethylether7179 we take him on, we're down, but get back up!
Alpharad: Marth is just one of those you can’t be afraid of.
Marth: *Am I a joke to you?*
"Hello I'd like to return Super Smash Bros ultimate for the nintendo switch"
"When did you purchase it?"
"Y'know what no"
"Its that good?"
This is really one of the most entertaining Elite Smash videos I’ve ever seen
Every time I hear Jacob say "TETHER," I keep having flashbacks to that one episode of Friends where Ross kept saying "PIVOT! PIVOT!"
i love how he literally puts an arms clip in one of his fights
dont hate me but i actually kinda like arms and the funny thing is i main min min and well you know what happened next
(min min joined smash)
Min Min is probably one of the most frustrating characters to fight, online or otherwise.
*Laughs in projectile spammers, sonic and Yoshi*
Half of the roaster is worse
No question about it
@@riddimboi3819 Sonic is no were as annoying as min min will become.He has to approach to attack,min min can spam one move.
@Ahmad Kazan good point
@@ahmadkazan7994
Sonic? Approaching? You sure we playing the same game?
"it might look like i'm mashing...and that's because i am" LMFAO wat
4:14 That poor lady just being utterly confused and I’ve seen something so relatable.
Joker and Byleth. Stupid good tether. Min min , the one with long arms as her gimmick,
Alpha:Tether!?
Min min: sorry man, can't do that here.
I can never look at Min Min without being reminded of Sakurai flexing his “slinky” size on us.
3:27 hello Mr Kong, i am doctor Min Min and i will be performing your prostate exam today. Turn around and cough please.
Acreate
LMAO
Pft no stop i cant-
3:27 “This screen looks so cursed”
.
.
.
Well, that’s because it is
Yea donkey Kongs face looks very wierd
A story of betrayal, loss, and tragedy in a single word-
Tether.
The confused but nice sounding Nintendo customer service rep was probably my favourite part of the video.