Engineers and mechanics. I drive a 2020 Kenworth. When the trailer left turn signal fuse blows so does the ABS. Why? They are on the same circuit. But you don't know the trailer ABS is bad till you hook up. Why do they need 2 fuse boxes and a hidden relay box. Engineers have forgotten the K.I.S.S. rule. That's why.
3:38 "At least I don't have to find my women on the holodeck!" *video cuts to geordi getting bitched out by leah brahum for using her likeness as holo-girlfriend*
Imagine the whole series being like this, the whole ship contantly pissed. Then some klingon ship approches, hails at them, sees them punch the fuck out of themselves and leaves in disbelief.
i forgot about the episode where everyone begins reverting to a primal state. one of the few genuinely unsettling/scary episodes of tng. brilliantly acted by stewart
CageCat lol. 2 Different episodes. Worf was screaming to teach Westly how to attract a mate the way Klingons do. And the lady was from a different episode where she was very over protective of a girl she was to watch over...
@@giraffitti168 The same episode where Wesley had a big crush on the girl she was protecting, only to find out that she too was a shapeshifting beast towards the end of it. Lol.
Even if he takes a real woman to the holodeck she still walks off and says computer end program 😆😆 😆 so it looks like Wesley was right getting them from the holodeck or taking them to dinner there they always leave🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣
@Voltaic Fire It is not fair. He won a martial marts constest. It is not his fault all demigods in the Alpha Quadrant end up fighting Enterprise's security.
If your a bit actor might as well leave an impression . His entrance was dramatic making up for not having lines . So we all remember his scene . COOl 😎 stuff.
1:05: I had left youtube on autoplay. I suddenly heard this sound, and thought I had been moved over from Trek to Star Wars, as I sincerely thought that was a TIE Fighter!!!
1:50 you know what would be good in this situation? a security system that fires a phaser stun pulse throughout the entire room so that everyone gets knocked out instantly, breaking up the fight.
That would make sense, so that can't exist. In addition, there's also the fact that you know that would get hacked and used against the crew like at least 8 times during a season.
@@roetemeteor That actually gets used *one time* on Voyager by Tuvok manipulating his phaser. But he was evil Tuvok at the time iirc (but its been a long time)
What about... The whole ship is a holodeck with a program that calls forth dozens of security personnel, so that they can't be killed but CAN kill/stun intruders? Or maybe even HUNDREDS of holograms... Who can appear and disappear at will by using the holo emitters to basically teleport. By implementing the ships sensors, they'd know where everyone was, all the time and be able to rematetialize right beside them, with phasers in hand.
2:17 The old Star Trek Jaw-Jacker. 8:33 Wait, that's DS9! (Okay, still Star Trek, but...) 9:13 The other ambassador just sitting there, eating a snack, not even looking at the fight.
Regarding the third, they were just testing the culture if I remember correctly. One antagonized Worf to see how he would react as a Klingon, the other was obsessed with tasting all the desserts that the Enterprise had to offer.
Eeeeeh sorta, I feel like he lost his main goal as it turned out that he more just wanted to see the power of a Klingon, meanwhile the other ambassador on the ship wanted to learn of the federation's feeding habits and the one with picard was learning romance/mating rituals, though even then it was a interesting episode.
The feeling of working through math proofs at 3am in the morning when the teacher tells you that speed is not important, but you are two weeks behind and on the verge of failing the course, even though you are working your ass off. Let me tell you, I'm about to universally quantify someone's A.
To be honest, I used to be a bit negative about getting into it, now I wanna watch as much as I can, and am also glad that the community is not as toxic about things as some others while still having honest opinions, though gotta admit, the outlook on the borg becoming a "Saturday morning cartoon baddy" is a bit bad.
"Didn't your mother teach you manners?" This is a great example of how Star Trek got so many kids beaten up.....using phrases like this to try and scare bullies.
the scene starting from 1:30 Mr. Scott would be proud, but, of course Scotts and Irish are both celts so a cdertain similarity in attitude and behavoir is to be expected. God bless both of them
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It's awesome how "I don't see your name on it.' has survived over the centuries. It's right up there with. "Make me!" and "Your mother!"
'your mother' or regional variation variations ("Yer Maw" in Scotland) will last for as long as there are mothers.
along w/"up yours","Suck it","PHUCK OFF",and many other nice sayings.
mah moma so dumb, i don't make "yo moma so dumb" jokes, I make "mah moma so dumb" jokes
You can't do better than the classics when mocking some one
The age old battle between Scientists and Engineers.
And some red shirts
Thought it was interns and surgeons.
Engineers and mechanics.
I drive a 2020 Kenworth.
When the trailer left turn signal fuse blows so does the ABS. Why? They are on the same circuit. But you don't know the trailer ABS is bad till you hook up.
Why do they need 2 fuse boxes and a hidden relay box. Engineers have forgotten the K.I.S.S. rule.
That's why.
Doctors and Lawyers
My money will always be on Spock!
3:38 "At least I don't have to find my women on the holodeck!" *video cuts to geordi getting bitched out by leah brahum for using her likeness as holo-girlfriend*
LMAOOOO poor Geordi what a burn.
I always go to random bars and suddenly blurt out “Picard owes us some answers!!!!” before punching the guy next to me right in the mouth.
Lmao!
Good way to make things interesting
"Picard owes us some answers!"
Proceeds to not ask any questions and punch the guy next to him. Picard isn't even in the room.
@@mchagnon7 gotta get his attention somehow
no kidding ? i do that too
Imagine the whole series being like this, the whole ship contantly pissed.
Then some klingon ship approches, hails at them, sees them punch the fuck out of themselves and leaves in disbelief.
Star Trek Discovery.
@@CustodianHadrian what?
@@Sypaka That's pretty much the entire premise of Star Trek Discovery, the ship's crew constantly being super emotional about stuff.
@@CustodianHadrian Life is emotional. You'll find that out by going outside.
And the Klingon Capt. says "Screw this!" the ship goes to warp just to get away from these nitwits.
Worf smashing the lute was probably the best scene in this.
That and the sorry after that
a mandolin not a lute
I always replay it so many times
He apologized after??
I had no idea Worf was Canadian :D
*SMASH* "Sorry." XD XD XD
I AM NOT A MERRY MAN!!
Then proceeds to smash Geordi's Lute then say sorry.
@@02091992able Throwback to Bluto in 'Animal House'
Robinhood? It that you?
*cuts to de-evolved Worf crawling through the maintenance tunnels*
1:43 That is some classic, wonderful comedy right there. The setup and the pay off, gets real laughter from me every time.
If this was my first introduction to TNG, I would've felt so sorry for Wesley and believed Trois to be a bloodthirsty psycho lol
Still not far off tbh, Wesly a bitch up until he is a official officer, and Troi has fallen into psychic influences and other things FAR to often.
@@funkmantim2661 Wesley as an asshat during the academy till the last episode with him.
It's ok wesley gets taken by the time paedo and troi, well, you know, troi.... :D
And Worf to be the punching bag of the Enterprise.
nah fuck that, Wesley didn't deserve any of the treatment he got.
i forgot about the episode where everyone begins reverting to a primal state. one of the few genuinely unsettling/scary episodes of tng. brilliantly acted by stewart
I agree wholeheartedly. Freaky as hell
You mean Genesis? Yeah it was a scary episode, I still don't know why Barclay was a spider, still creeps me out though O_o
@@MysticTaco9 I KNOW RIGHT! why the hell did Barclay become a spider???? Wasn't he human??????
That sounds very interesting do you know which episode you're talking about so that I could take a look.
@@AirMarshal1989 I believe it's called Genesis. It's in Season Seven I think.
Worf: "RRRAAAAAARRRGHHH!!!"
Shape-shifting Woman: "It might be contagious."
Me: "WTF???" 😂
CageCat lol. 2 Different episodes. Worf was screaming to teach Westly how to attract a mate the way Klingons do. And the lady was from a different episode where she was very over protective of a girl she was to watch over...
@@giraffitti168 Yep, but you got to admit, the way those two scenes were cut together made it amusing.
Primitive will looks at Picard , then proceeds to eat Picard s. lion fish pet , Livingstone,
@@giraffitti168 The same episode where Wesley had a big crush on the girl she was protecting, only to find out that she too was a shapeshifting beast towards the end of it. Lol.
Lol good to know I wasn't the only one thinking those two episodes were linked
"compared too you every man on this ship is an expert on woman" - geordi
"Shut up, Wesley." -Picard
Then proceeds to get burned by Wesley.
Even if he takes a real woman to the holodeck she still walks off and says computer end program 😆😆 😆 so it looks like Wesley was right getting them from the holodeck or taking them to dinner there they always leave🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣
Man TNG was weirder than I remember
A lot of this is in the first two seasons.
Is everyone going to ignore the female science officer kicking the shit out of the engineer in 2:02
Holy crap! Great great great great granddaughter of Khan??
I caught it too! Epic! She was wailing on him. You can hear the off camera punch.
She probably has attended Worf self-defence classes.
McCoys Granddaughter I presume.
@Voltaic Fire It is not fair. He won a martial marts constest. It is not his fault all demigods in the Alpha Quadrant end up fighting Enterprise's security.
1:15 How many times do you think this guy rehearsed his big entrance in front of the mirror?
Yes
If your a bit actor might as well leave an impression . His entrance was dramatic making up for not having lines . So we all remember his scene . COOl 😎 stuff.
2:29 DAMNNNN Guinan is ready for anything lmao
Aaron dont mess with the barkeep lol
Especially when the barkeep keeps even a Q on his toe's
that was my Colt 45. Wana see my 12 gauge?
If that's just setting one I'd hate to see setting two
I'd love to see setting 2 haha
1:05: I had left youtube on autoplay. I suddenly heard this sound, and thought I had been moved over from Trek to Star Wars, as I sincerely thought that was a TIE Fighter!!!
Hahaha!
I AM NOT A MERRY MAN!
This spoke to me on a spiritual level
I’m going to make that my new phrase
Worf is our spirit animal.
"I see what you mean."
Worf did sound excited, as is the Klingon way when there is a chance to give out black eyes like candy.
6:11 When in context, that one is actually HILARIOUS.
I just saw that episode the other day
yeah the Ro/Riker arc is pretty fun
0:37 How Klingons attract a suitable mate.
6:22..Riker ate the captains goldfish! Thats insubordination!! :-D
HOW DARE HE!!
If you were not an ambassador I'd disembowel you right here! Lol. I love Klingon threats.
2:02 That little woman punching that guy double her weight across the room never ceases to make me bust out laughing
Look at the uniform colour. The one being sent flying across the bar is a different person.Though I agree if she did it would be comical.
Yeah she's blue which I think is for science officers as well which makes it even funnier
there was a satisfactory amount of Wesley abuse in this video
Shut up Anti-Nihilist!
Lol!
1:50 you know what would be good in this situation? a security system that fires a phaser stun pulse throughout the entire room so that everyone gets knocked out instantly, breaking up the fight.
That would make sense, so that can't exist. In addition, there's also the fact that you know that would get hacked and used against the crew like at least 8 times during a season.
@@roetemeteor That actually gets used *one time* on Voyager by Tuvok manipulating his phaser. But he was evil Tuvok at the time iirc (but its been a long time)
How about a phaser stun pulse throughout the entire ship
@@arkgamer45202 And then it gets activated while they're in a perilous situation, and the crew is unable to stop the destruction of the ship.
What about...
The whole ship is a holodeck with a program that calls forth dozens of security personnel, so that they can't be killed but CAN kill/stun intruders? Or maybe even HUNDREDS of holograms... Who can appear and disappear at will by using the holo emitters to basically teleport. By implementing the ships sensors, they'd know where everyone was, all the time and be able to rematetialize right beside them, with phasers in hand.
"WHO ARE YOU?" at 6:58 never fails to get a laugh out of me.
“Lieutenant Soner Sir.”
“Oh”
Who are you . And it is wrong are two quotes from tng that sum up discovery it's so gross
1:07 Didn't know we had wookies in Star Trek
Actually, it's a tropical bug-faced wampa.
9:13-Meanwhile, their other guest is just sitting there munching away.
A certain empath: "I am sensing something... Frustration, I think."
2:17 The old Star Trek Jaw-Jacker.
8:33 Wait, that's DS9! (Okay, still Star Trek, but...)
9:13 The other ambassador just sitting there, eating a snack, not even looking at the fight.
Regarding the third, they were just testing the culture if I remember correctly. One antagonized Worf to see how he would react as a Klingon, the other was obsessed with tasting all the desserts that the Enterprise had to offer.
2:17 😂👍…palm punches. Lots of palm punches…
Funny how in the future, a light nudge has the same power a haymaker does today.
lazor people will be stronger then.
Also the same rules apply to pro wrestling refs.
9:05 I remember that... He LITERALLY wanted to understand anger to it's fullest for his species...
Eeeeeh sorta, I feel like he lost his main goal as it turned out that he more just wanted to see the power of a Klingon, meanwhile the other ambassador on the ship wanted to learn of the federation's feeding habits and the one with picard was learning romance/mating rituals, though even then it was a interesting episode.
"here's to insubordination" Jesus, Barclay, take it down a notch
0:33 LOL Worf sounds like a elephant giving birth.
Desperately wanted worf to say "everything seems to be in order" when they entered the cafeteria bar area
goddamn, chief o'brien causing a fight on two enterprises lol
He is Irish after all .
There was a lot of friendly fire in this show damn.
Based on this compilation one would think that Star Trek is totally nuts. LMAO
I like to imagine these clips are all from one episode where the crew go nuts and all out war breaks out on the Enterprise 😆
I need to re watch TNG
Hunter The Wusky I think this every time watching These Videos 😂
I love how Guinan casually pulls out a freaking rifle.
Reminded me of the kick ass rifle that Carmela Soprano pulled out to chase a bear out of the backyard
You know....for being a big bad Klingon Warrior, Worf sure gets his ass kicked a lot.
I love Worf's Scream at 0:33. Dude knows how to perform Dragon Shouts and totally would use Unrelenting Force if he were the Dragon Born of Skyrim.
“CAPTAIN, I PROTEST! I AM NOT A MERRY MAN!”
2:16 I LOVE how Riker is The F out! Takes it square between the eyes and has a full on nappy nappy nap time.
Well according to Barkley, Riker is nothing but a pretty mannequin in a fancy uniform and full of hot air.
Worf didn't notice because this is a typical day on a Klingon ship.
ha! I got an ad for anger management while watching this.
I AM PUSHING!
Me a Star Wars fan:
Context..?
Context...?
Context...?
*Knock on door*
Me: 6:58
@Stimulator7 I think what he means is that with context all of these instances have explanations beyond "anger".
@Stimulator7 he is antifa, just applaud him for spelling context right.
Fuck antifa......commie loser
I thought that Riker had said: "Hadouken!"
@@igunashiodesu What part?
this was well put together.
Passive aggressive tension escalates:
Worf: "I hadn't noticed..."
Full on 50 person bar fight:
Worf: "Ah, I see what you mean."
He´s a great security officer. He notices complications before they happen. Hes so great!
9:28 I want to be on this level of minding my own business. 😂
Lmao
Nothing like an old Irish donnybrook on ten forward! Forget the potatehs boys! Tha whiskey she be a flowin' and the fists a flyin' !!!
Having Sisko on here would make this three times as long.
The feeling of working through math proofs at 3am in the morning when the teacher tells you that speed is not important, but you are two weeks behind and on the verge of failing the course, even though you are working your ass off. Let me tell you, I'm about to universally quantify someone's A.
"Shut up, Wesley."
The original version of "Shut up, Meg."
Mr Broccoli is getting steamed
9:22 Why does it seem like he found that, erm... gratifying?
Context: He was sent to study aggressiveness; and boy, did hit pay dirt. (well, got hit _by_ the pay dirt.)
Riker gets palm slapped, a tried a true ender to all problems during a fight in TNG.
The palm punch can obliterate the borg in one hit
there are plenty of other tables.
Star Trek is angrier than I remember lol
At 6:47 I half expected him to say "Maybe it's time to erase that mistake".
😂😂😂😂😂 from the future ceo of ocp to a captain of a starship
6:50,everytime i see this guy , I think Robo Cop
The mentality of cabin fever on board a Federation starship in ten minutes.
8:46 I think this was the only time in the entire series, or films, that Worf actually won a fight.
Chade Fallstar well this is just straight up wrong.
He also killed Duras
*Laughs in DS9*
The brawl in Ten Forward is just a Manchester bar on a saturday night.
When Worf pops the bubble at 9:46 it looks like Marina Sirtis is about to break character and start laughing.
VULCAN SMASH!!!!!
I AM PUSHING!!!
Guinan letting off that blaster is the future equivalent of firing a shotgun in the air when a rumble breaks out at the saloon
Dude!!! Don't be hitting me with these negative waves so early in the morning!!
Honestly, if TNG was like this all the time I’d probably watch it again! 😜
even space pisses people off damn
Riker screaming: “WHO ARE YOU?!!!!” Is both terrifying and hilarious at the same time. 😅
3:48 - Well done Wesley! Nice burn!
Wesley: Yeah? Well at least I don't have to find my women on a holodeck.
Until then, Geordi thought the worst kind of burn was from plasma leaks.
3:58 when your mom is chasing after you with her slipper
yeah, we all get pissed off sometimes, make out with aliens, fire fazers at eachother, it happens.
The way you clipped some scenes together was frickin hilarious
Starfleet dudes can fight, and Frakes and Dorn are pretty big guys to be running after you..and TNG is without a doubt the best of Trek.
7:00 lol now we know who invented duck face
Lmaooooo
I love how someone is just casually YEETED into a glass table at 1:52 -- makes me wince every time.
Man Wesley get totally bash in this video.
SHUT UP WESLEY
I've heared taking a piss on Wesley is the trekkies most beloved pasttime. Especially if they're tired from mocking Cpt. Janeway.
JOHN LOCKE: DON'T TELL ME WHAT I CAN'T DO!
those who don't watch star trek are really missing all this fun istg
To be honest, I used to be a bit negative about getting into it, now I wanna watch as much as I can, and am also glad that the community is not as toxic about things as some others while still having honest opinions, though gotta admit, the outlook on the borg becoming a "Saturday morning cartoon baddy" is a bit bad.
2:43 Mommy, daddy please stop fighting...
I AM PUSHINNNNNNNMMG !!!! 😂😂😂😂
So this is why I have anger issues I was raised watching primarily this.
9:13
i'm the one who's eating lol
Don't mess with the bar tender, her first name is 'Whoopi' for a reason.
Her name is Whoopi because she farted a lot as a child. Originally it was just Caryn.
I never thought I'd laugh so hard at TNG. Whoever put this together created a masterpiece. LOL.
Good thing they called security after trying to break up the fighting.
I was laughing until
THERE
ARE
FOUR
LIGHTS!
Then I was sombre. Thanks guys.
"Didn't your mother teach you manners?" This is a great example of how Star Trek got so many kids beaten up.....using phrases like this to try and scare bullies.
That end scene is the best. The most calming anger management ever... say goodbye to your lute geordi... ahaha
the scene starting from 1:30 Mr. Scott would be proud, but, of course Scotts and Irish are both celts so a cdertain similarity in attitude and behavoir is to be expected. God bless both of them
0:34 *Hellish screaming* “That disease is contagious”
10 Forward had some hysterical brawls. Oddly enough, they often featured O'Brien.
ha, I just noticed the 2nd ambassador just snacking at the poker table while the fight goes on