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  • @SmartBoy.21
    @SmartBoy.21 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8936

    16:51 r/technicallythetruth i thought these were facepalms

    • @EmKay
      @EmKay  4 ปีที่แล้ว +1655

      Two for One Video, baby!!! It's like a McDonald's Two For One Burger Deal....

    • @EmKay
      @EmKay  4 ปีที่แล้ว +1435

      burger....... hmm................

    • @EmKay
      @EmKay  4 ปีที่แล้ว +1496

      What's your "fuiverette" McDonald's Burger..... Reply for a Chance to Drink a Glass of Water and Go To Sleep

    • @undermedian8558
      @undermedian8558 4 ปีที่แล้ว +602

      @@EmKay boiga

    • @lunarphoenix1011
      @lunarphoenix1011 4 ปีที่แล้ว +324

      EmKay Borger hmm

  • @sushiroll3795
    @sushiroll3795 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3281

    Fun fact: I actually looked up that CNN article about math being racist, and it turns out that it was just about how legal and economic systems utilize higher prices/loan payments and longer prison sentences to reinforce racial stereotypes and social barriers (eg. If your mother and best friend committed crimes, you'll get a longer prison sentence if you get convicted).
    Yeah, so turns out that the title's just really clickbaity.

    • @bosscc8869
      @bosscc8869 4 ปีที่แล้ว +83

      If your mother and best friend commit crimes why would you get any prison time at all?

    • @NoMustang273
      @NoMustang273 4 ปีที่แล้ว +59

      @@bosscc8869 He meant that ypu will get a longer sentence if you also do a crime

    • @NafeeDoesStuff
      @NafeeDoesStuff 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      r/TechnicallyTheTruth

    • @atomicwinter31
      @atomicwinter31 4 ปีที่แล้ว +55

      Yeah fuckin suburbs actually reinforce racial segregation. The origin of em was to make white neighborhoods in the incredibly racist years of the 20th century, and to shove the minority groups into poor areas we now call the slums. I fucking hate suburbs. They dont even support themselves. Their stupid fucking green lawns take up like 70% of all water used in america, and only 5% of that is used actual fucking people for baths n shit. Its fucking grass. This stupid european grass that some fucker from france was like ahaha lets put grass that cant grow in america there!

    • @lordfootball5684
      @lordfootball5684 4 ปีที่แล้ว +43

      Racism: prejudice, discrimination, or antagonism directed against someone of a different race based on the belief that one's own race is superior.
      Mathematics: the abstract science of number, quantity, and space.
      I would love to see how an abstract science can antagonize someone based on their race.

  • @fanofstuff1607
    @fanofstuff1607 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1821

    “Even Batman listen to his mom” who is dead
    “Even Spider-Man has a bed time” which he constantly breaks
    What’s next? Even Deadpool can die? Even Dr.Strange can’t time travel? Even superheroes don’t come back to life?

    • @n1kx579
      @n1kx579 4 ปีที่แล้ว +43

      Well deadpool did break a bone it just recovered

    • @fanofstuff1607
      @fanofstuff1607 4 ปีที่แล้ว +59

      N1ckz 73 which makes it meaningless, cause it recovers in seconds

    • @n1kx579
      @n1kx579 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@fanofstuff1607 ya

    • @fanofstuff1607
      @fanofstuff1607 4 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      D'niro Gavin this isn’t about technicalities. My point was if that was on a t shirt you’d facepalm.

    • @fanofstuff1607
      @fanofstuff1607 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Sirei Shirosenshi that’s the exact opposite of what I’m doing here

  • @humanperson6372
    @humanperson6372 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5456

    The eyes being the same colours one is from r/notinteresting. It’s satire.

    • @felsiq
      @felsiq 4 ปีที่แล้ว +562

      Yeah, the only facepalm in there is to show it as a r/facepalm

    • @QueenBayelle
      @QueenBayelle 4 ปีที่แล้ว +257

      Honestly though it could probably go under r/madlads

    • @Jax-go9es
      @Jax-go9es 4 ปีที่แล้ว +164

      @@xc9724 stfu

    • @xc9724
      @xc9724 4 ปีที่แล้ว +29

      @@priestoffern1608 I least be grateful

    • @jakesouthern4050
      @jakesouthern4050 4 ปีที่แล้ว +154

      X C yep, so be grateful for your followers and stop spamming

  • @spamtongspamton9900
    @spamtongspamton9900 3 ปีที่แล้ว +433

    “Can anthem be played offline?”
    “Yes, Anthem is online only”
    they still answered your question

    • @catqueenstudios8542
      @catqueenstudios8542 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      😌

    • @QuartzOfficial
      @QuartzOfficial 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      but which is true, "Yes" or "Anthem is online only"

    • @besto5486
      @besto5486 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      @@QuartzOfficial Well with the pop up google thingys they usually are just taken from something on the info site rather than an answer

    • @GrookeyYT
      @GrookeyYT 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I'm not liking the comment so it's pure energy

    • @Rubinkys
      @Rubinkys 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@GrookeyYT I liked it :)

  • @theshadowslullaby4265
    @theshadowslullaby4265 4 ปีที่แล้ว +734

    15:03
    "Do you care about homo sapien extinction?"
    "if they're going extinct it's very sad, but at the end of the day, I don't care"
    "humans. we meant humans"
    "did I stutter?"

    • @abdullahanwar7912
      @abdullahanwar7912 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      You kinda did stutter because you said humans two times

    • @slandaro
      @slandaro 4 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      Abdullah Anwar that was the other person saying humans

    • @HeavenStarQuit
      @HeavenStarQuit 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      *Did i stutter*

    • @dylanthatsit390
      @dylanthatsit390 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@abdullahanwar7912 *sigh*
      From Abdullah to another Abdullah..
      Bruh

    • @abdullahanwar7912
      @abdullahanwar7912 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Dude I know I made a joke

  • @President_Starscream
    @President_Starscream 4 ปีที่แล้ว +927

    Main character: defeats villain but lets them live.
    Villain: comes back much stronger
    Main character: *shocked*

    • @thisisrex1676
      @thisisrex1676 4 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      Hey, that's against the script!!!

    • @Kckr
      @Kckr 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      *SHOOK*

    • @ryanyuan9592
      @ryanyuan9592 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Surprised pika face

    • @Ilnur-v6z
      @Ilnur-v6z 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      President Starscream DC in a nutshell.

    • @blinkachu05
      @blinkachu05 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Kinda like Megatron, eh?

  • @tbypxd7432
    @tbypxd7432 3 ปีที่แล้ว +242

    14:13 4999 bc is after 5000 bc, if I’m correct

    • @TheBenole
      @TheBenole 3 ปีที่แล้ว +35

      Ive been looking for this comment
      Thats the part that is most cringe

    • @ervellynkane9742
      @ervellynkane9742 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      You are correct.

    • @dreepy7130
      @dreepy7130 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      You are correct

    • @evilgaming0077
      @evilgaming0077 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      You are correc

    • @myacht
      @myacht 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Just wanted to comment this, yes you are right and this comment is underrated

  • @caithomas3960
    @caithomas3960 4 ปีที่แล้ว +270

    14:20 whoever made the meme is saying that floor was invented then a year later people stood on the ceiling

    • @demomase4957
      @demomase4957 4 ปีที่แล้ว +46

      Yesss i was scrolling for so long to see if anyone else noticed

    • @Durplez
      @Durplez 4 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      What, you guys still stand on floors? Pfft, that was so last 7000 years...

    • @ebgurif
      @ebgurif 4 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      Ok someone did notice the facepalm part

    • @chongohan5345
      @chongohan5345 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Mason Bush Me too.

    • @CHIYUPIRYO
      @CHIYUPIRYO 4 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Did you know? In Before Christ, year order reverses. 5001 B.C. --> 5000 B.C. --> 4999 B.C. -//->
      2 B.C. --> 1 B.C. --> 1 A.D. --> 2 A.D. -//-> Present

  • @NextRomana
    @NextRomana 4 ปีที่แล้ว +266

    Re: Naomi Wolf's clueless statement about Belfast, 5G, and the 70s is ultimately hilarious because Belfast (Ireland) was basically a warzone. Was she being ironic or obscenely ignorant.

    • @leemsvg
      @leemsvg 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Beware of the cars

    • @Belvie
      @Belvie 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Also Belfast I'm pretty sure has 5g so she didn't even get that part right either

    • @camiblack1
      @camiblack1 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      That was supposed to be the facepalm, Belfast in the 70s was none of those things.

    • @Anthony-mt7qr
      @Anthony-mt7qr 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Northern Ireland...
      Turns out this isn't her only historical goof...

    • @fhpurcell7713
      @fhpurcell7713 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Not Karl Pilkington I cosplay as eggcartons too ireland*

  • @dylancullen8494
    @dylancullen8494 4 ปีที่แล้ว +173

    1:55 The facepalm here is that belfast was not at all peaceful during the 1970s. It was a time period called the Troubles where the IRA were operating at an all time high (for a good reason).

    • @arctodus1
      @arctodus1 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      To be fair, being afraid of 5g is also pretty dumb

    • @blinkachu05
      @blinkachu05 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@arctodus1 yeah.

    • @tech34756
      @tech34756 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Also Belfast has 5G now, at least according to Vodafone.
      Edit:
      Of course this depends on when the post was made.

    • @Laughing_Chinaman
      @Laughing_Chinaman 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @James Richardson any now they turn a blind eye to child rape. honestly i'd rather have abusive cops than nonce cops

    • @Atzy
      @Atzy 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Ah yes, the gun fire and explosions just down the block is so restful.

  • @iamthesargent
    @iamthesargent 3 ปีที่แล้ว +47

    15:56 Thats actually a common technique in Fire-Rescue. Instead of having to pop open two doors to gain access to patients in a car crash, pop the rear door, cut the B pillar, and open everything up. Also works great if a patient in the front seat has a back injury, you can keep their spine straight instead of twisting them out of a narrow doorway.

    • @kiiturii
      @kiiturii ปีที่แล้ว +1

      cutting the pillar sounds like a lot more effort than opening 2 doors

    • @iamthesargent
      @iamthesargent ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@kiiturii Not really, especially of you sawzall the b pillar, which sawzalling through an airbag cylinder is way more controlled than using hydraulic cutters through it. Don't forget the added benefit of being able to remove the driver without twisting them around.

  • @stephenmcangus1981
    @stephenmcangus1981 4 ปีที่แล้ว +522

    "It was amazing to go to Belfast, which does not yet have 5G, and feel the earth sky air, human experience, feel the way it did in the 1970s. Calm, still, peaceful. restful, natural."
    In the real world of Belfast in the 1970: *explosions and gunfire in the distance* "Ahh yes, love this tranquil environment"

  • @T3kRazor
    @T3kRazor 4 ปีที่แล้ว +50

    11:04 the funniest part of that video was the fact that they copyright claimed the wrong song. The original video was actually defending Warner music by saying the other song's melody was different from Dark Horse. He show this by showing the notes, and apparently the part they claimed was Dark Horse was actually the guy playing the other song.

  • @matrixphijr
    @matrixphijr 4 ปีที่แล้ว +341

    "When was floor invented?"
    "5000 B.C." *miscellaneous babble*
    Meme: *People in 4999 B.C.*
    Me: Hold up--

    • @KnekoKcat
      @KnekoKcat 4 ปีที่แล้ว +42

      Yeah, man. They didn't want to touch the new thing, so they walked on the roof instead.

    • @wisecrack3461
      @wisecrack3461 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      HMMMMM

    • @shreyaraman6664
      @shreyaraman6664 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@KnekoKcat xDdDdD

    • @grahamrose4975
      @grahamrose4975 4 ปีที่แล้ว +61

      Some people still missed the joke 😂 the meme would have to be 5001 B.C.

    • @Duarte0105
      @Duarte0105 4 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      Yeah, 4999 B.C. is closer to todays date than 5000 B.C. so it should be 5001 B.C.

  • @colinwalsh5761
    @colinwalsh5761 3 ปีที่แล้ว +29

    1:42 Also, a double facepalm here for me as an Irishmen, In the 70s Belfast was literally one of the major battlegrounds during the troubles. There was no peace there during that time,

    • @Kremmen2001
      @Kremmen2001 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Oh come on, you don’t imagine anyone making this shit does any research or knows anything about anything do you? You’d be lucky if they realise Belfast is in Northern Ireland and not Great Britain.

    • @theearthguy1814
      @theearthguy1814 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Tbh I saw the 1970s and instantly looked through the comments

  • @StephenHenryIV
    @StephenHenryIV 4 ปีที่แล้ว +532

    Meme: Takes place in 5000BC
    Makes joke about people before 5000BC: Says 4999BC
    Everyone with a basic understanding of time: *HHHHMMMMMmmmmmm*

    • @scoobersceeber9021
      @scoobersceeber9021 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Nah man, in 4999 bc floor went bye

    • @nightcrawler2126
      @nightcrawler2126 4 ปีที่แล้ว +50

      Finally, Iv been waiting for this comment 😂😂
      Anyone reads this
      Should be People in 5001 B.C

    • @gonkdroid3078
      @gonkdroid3078 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Wut...but time doesn’t go backwards, it should stay 4999 bc

    • @StephenHenryIV
      @StephenHenryIV 4 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      Gonk Droid when talking BC the larger the number the further back in time it is eg 5000bc is older than 4999bc. The meme is the “people before thing was invented didn’t have thing” one.
      So this is saying something was made in 5000bc so people before 5000bc would be people in 5001bc or higher not 4999bc or lower.
      It’d be like saying
      Issac Newton: Discovers Gravity in 1687
      People in 1688: *Floats Ominously*
      It doesn’t make sense......well less than a silly ass meme does anyways. You can’t say people before a time didn’t have something but use a time after that thing was discovered. It don’t make none no sense.

    • @gonkdroid3078
      @gonkdroid3078 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Stephen Henry IV so, for the Jewish, it is currently 0 bc?

  • @WKogut
    @WKogut 4 ปีที่แล้ว +323

    Long Island isn't even an island, more like Long Peninsula.

    • @prowalrus914
      @prowalrus914 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Wojciech Kogut. this is the first Long Island joke I’ve ever seen.

    • @generalkenobilegoproductio5488
      @generalkenobilegoproductio5488 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Actually, with the creation of the Erie Canal, Long Island technically is an island. The Erie Canal runs through New York City dividing Brooklyn from Manhattan, so while it isn’t a wide canal, it technically does cut Long Island off from New York, making it an island, so it a sort of man-made island, but an island nonetheless.

    • @kahuna2940
      @kahuna2940 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Lol, I live on Long Island, no one knows the answer

    • @Edgeperor
      @Edgeperor 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      General Kenobi Lego Stopmotions Official all hail the Erie Canal

    • @conepictures
      @conepictures 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@generalkenobilegoproductio5488 does this mean southern Europe is an Island? There is a canal/river connection from the black sea through Vienna in Austria, Frankfurt in Germany to Rotterdam in the Netherlands.
      Edit: you are a brickfilmer too?, what are the odds!

  • @carlkriegmcblyat3543
    @carlkriegmcblyat3543 3 ปีที่แล้ว +128

    1:43 uhm no as an Irish person let me say now 1970’s Belfast was not “calm,still and natural” car bombs, segregation and terrorists running around is not considered natural

    • @ShibuNub3305
      @ShibuNub3305 3 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      @Hitler Did Nothing Wrong The post also said “Feel like the way it did in the 1970s” which is what the OP has a problem with. Read the context, man.

    • @tt_kai1694
      @tt_kai1694 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Someone post this thread on r/facepalm

    • @carlkriegmcblyat3543
      @carlkriegmcblyat3543 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@tt_kai1694 okay

    • @y_fam_goeglyd
      @y_fam_goeglyd 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Yup, I actually did facepalm when Robin missed it!

    • @Dlúith
      @Dlúith 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @Hitler Did Nothing Wrong nah mate, she said “it” (meaning Belfast) felt like it did in the seventies
      Plus even if she’s talking about current day Belfast, it’s still not exactly a peaceful utopia, you “alcoholic leprechaun”

  • @stoirmdraodih6810
    @stoirmdraodih6810 3 ปีที่แล้ว +78

    Yes because BELFAST in the 70’s was soo peaceful. You know with the bombings the fighting yes how peaceful. On the easy mode games issue some people seem to have easy mode is great for both people with disabilities and those who want to have fun without panicking about difficulties like you may only have 30mins a day to play and easy mode may make that 30mins more fun and less stressful.

    • @hareecionelson5875
      @hareecionelson5875 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      I think the narrator missed why that was an r/facepalm, which means he too became the thing he sort to destroy

    • @the_big_dick_bandit
      @the_big_dick_bandit 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Yk derry was also a haven of peace and definitely was not involved with any kind of war in any way at all /s

  • @freshpeanut4967
    @freshpeanut4967 4 ปีที่แล้ว +295

    You know it’s gonna be a bad comment when the person starts with “Ummm no”

    • @EmKay
      @EmKay  4 ปีที่แล้ว +34

      Ummm no? Read a Book.

    • @queend9604
      @queend9604 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@EmKay Ummm no. Make me

    • @kingdonut6675
      @kingdonut6675 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      It’s a bad comment when people write “Ummm no” at the end of the sentence

    • @freshpeanut4967
      @freshpeanut4967 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      EmKay *YOU SEE WHAT I MEAN*

    • @Amongst_Shadows
      @Amongst_Shadows 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      FreshPeanut ummm no

  • @vvtg07
    @vvtg07 4 ปีที่แล้ว +430

    "Should Gamers be accountable for in game war crimes ?"
    Well, I'm getting arrested for committing a resonance cascade.

    • @st4ndg4mes87
      @st4ndg4mes87 4 ปีที่แล้ว +46

      Roses are red,
      My feet needs glossing.
      Looks like I'm going to prison,
      For playing Animal Crossing.

    • @vvtg07
      @vvtg07 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@st4ndg4mes87 F

    • @bexbuzzz
      @bexbuzzz 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Haha resonance cascade go brrrr

    • @vvtg07
      @vvtg07 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Haha combine go pew pew pew and boom boom

    • @st4ndg4mes87
      @st4ndg4mes87 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Haha F2P go talk talk

  • @Trathien-
    @Trathien- 4 ปีที่แล้ว +445

    Actually, your computer does get heavier the more files it has on it, the entire internet is estimated to weight about as much as strawberry

    • @Aisndianeidnawbedja
      @Aisndianeidnawbedja 3 ปีที่แล้ว +65

      What if I ate it tho

    • @dkjcb3993
      @dkjcb3993 3 ปีที่แล้ว +94

      @@Aisndianeidnawbedja Well you'd be sorely disappointed because I'm going to eat it first.

    • @yasininn76
      @yasininn76 3 ปีที่แล้ว +34

      Yeah, if you are going to eat it, consider how much tentacle porn there's in there

    • @Aisndianeidnawbedja
      @Aisndianeidnawbedja 3 ปีที่แล้ว +36

      @@yasininn76 there's far worse on the internet. The entire knowledge of the internet in a single bite-sized strawberry would be like every taste that has been tasted, every taste that's currently being tasted, every taste that will ever be tasted and every taste that won't be tasted

    • @jameswarf6456
      @jameswarf6456 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Paul Jacobsen So, you're talking about r/insex?

  • @Whatamievingdoing
    @Whatamievingdoing 3 ปีที่แล้ว +49

    The thing about Belfast being like the 1970s being a facepalm is because there was a lot of IRA, UDF, and UVF activity is Belfast at the time, it got to the point where the British government brought in the army.

    • @gwenivercall
      @gwenivercall 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      yeah, you see pictures of Belfast in the 70s, looks like a war zone because it was - so it started out as facepalm and became r/whoosh

    • @mr.dappermarsh3213
      @mr.dappermarsh3213 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Belfast in the 70’s was the opposite of calm and peaceful

    • @pleasemurderme8312
      @pleasemurderme8312 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      And then the British army made it worse. Which just further divided the people and caused the troubles to get worse. I really don't know why she posted that with no prior knowledge of belfast

    • @ActionYakPolice
      @ActionYakPolice 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      ah, ok, I thought that it was because she equated not having 5G to that time period, as though they had 4G in the 70s. could be a double face palm

  • @InkSans_FandomSoda
    @InkSans_FandomSoda 4 ปีที่แล้ว +562

    “Gamers should be held accountable for in-game war crimes.”
    Me, who just finished the Undertale genocide route: I am so screwed-

    • @strangey_7221
      @strangey_7221 3 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      *Laughs in no russian*

    • @seppalastname4574
      @seppalastname4574 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@strangey_7221 *laughs in ArmA masskillings as opfor*

    • @strangey_7221
      @strangey_7221 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      @@seppalastname4574 Laughs in Cod franchise

    • @seppalastname4574
      @seppalastname4574 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@strangey_7221 pff, not even close to my ArmA civie kill count

    • @strangey_7221
      @strangey_7221 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@seppalastname4574 Uh uh uh Time to blow up Malaysia

  • @DitzyNizzy2009
    @DitzyNizzy2009 4 ปีที่แล้ว +70

    1:43 - Well, somebody doesn’t know what Belfast was like in the 1970s.

    • @_rat_5758
      @_rat_5758 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Lol!

    • @Ivanfpcs
      @Ivanfpcs 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      I LMFAO with that comment

    • @anawesomepet
      @anawesomepet 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Hmm yes… CALM AND PEACEFUL!

  • @TheScoutnation
    @TheScoutnation 4 ปีที่แล้ว +47

    The cool thing about the mayor whos wife was caught at a party, the mayor made sure the cops punished her like any other citizen

  • @SaLmOn11-_
    @SaLmOn11-_ 3 ปีที่แล้ว +176

    How April fools day would go if it was on Friday the 13th.
    Person1: “Hahaha, I pranked you”
    Person2: “you’ve stabbed me in my stomach.”
    Person: “and? Don’t take it seriously, bro.”

  • @Mary-Rose
    @Mary-Rose 4 ปีที่แล้ว +57

    1:56 As someone who is from Belfast I’d hardly call it “calm, still, peaceful, restful, natural”

    • @CharlesJackson405
      @CharlesJackson405 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Yeah, Especially in the 1970s

    • @TheNightKingLTD
      @TheNightKingLTD 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Yeah was looking for this comment because he definitely r/wooshed when reading that one

    • @randomduck8679
      @randomduck8679 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@TheNightKingLTD I think she was serious. There were tweets making fun of that statement.

    • @isaacmoraesdornelasdesouza3314
      @isaacmoraesdornelasdesouza3314 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      *fears safety because of the NRA*

    • @gracait
      @gracait 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Thank god it wasnt just me thinking about this one

  • @Zeytrixx
    @Zeytrixx 4 ปีที่แล้ว +111

    All of EmKay’s videos make us go: *”Wow!”* so I wouldn’t really be surprised...

  • @omicron7880
    @omicron7880 4 ปีที่แล้ว +287

    That Caligula fact is actually false. What happened was his soldier disappointed him (I forgot how) so he made them attack the ocean to embarrass them and teach them a lesson

    • @jordanhicks5131
      @jordanhicks5131 4 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      tHat's nOt whAT HOrRible histoRieS sAID!

    • @ninjabaiano6092
      @ninjabaiano6092 4 ปีที่แล้ว +37

      Actually theres no way to know if caligula was a stupid guy or even if half of the shit he is acused of was real.
      Because he was that infamous.
      Theres definitely a ton of lies but we dont know which ones are true.
      For example giving his own horse a seat on senate, was definitely real, very detailed description of that event.
      But we dont know if that was a 200 iq moment or just stupidity of his part, due to the fact theres a few consequences that he might not have foreseen.
      They were unable to vote anything until the animal died because he "refused to speak and vote"
      And killing it would have ended in a long investigation anyway that would take precedence over it.

    • @jordanhicks5131
      @jordanhicks5131 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Tiberius once had a man's face scrubbed with a fish according to legend.

    • @GDXdominator
      @GDXdominator 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      DaddyChunguss_ If that’s true,
      I’m disappointed

    • @andrew-paulclements1502
      @andrew-paulclements1502 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@ninjabaiano6092 From what I heard it was also to flex on the Senate, essentially saying that "My Horse could do a better job than you"

  • @Lawsonomy1
    @Lawsonomy1 3 ปีที่แล้ว +19

    4:28 I heard a recording of someone calling into a radio talkshow complaining about the placement of the dear crossing signs, because she wanted the city to move them because "having the dear cross there is inconvenient and is causing accidents". Amazingly, no one on the show pointed out her mistake.

    • @iaminsideyourwalls2021
      @iaminsideyourwalls2021 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Did they move the sign tho?

    • @DBSilver2024
      @DBSilver2024 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@iaminsideyourwalls2021 No, they moved the deer.

  • @andrew-paulclements1502
    @andrew-paulclements1502 4 ปีที่แล้ว +67

    "Feel how Belfast was in the 1970s"
    Ah, yes, I too wish to feel what it is like living under the threat of IRA car bombings or Loyalist retaliation attacks.

    • @markmcmenamin1266
      @markmcmenamin1266 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Yooo Irish gang

    • @stewartsherwood7769
      @stewartsherwood7769 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      I'm glad it wasn't just me that got the real facepalm.

    • @johnnybebad2384
      @johnnybebad2384 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@starryday100 derry man here, can agree

    • @the_big_dick_bandit
      @the_big_dick_bandit 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@johnnybebad2384 same... my uncle left his schoolbag outside an army reserve center (allegedly) and they called in bomb removal.

  • @kingsb16
    @kingsb16 4 ปีที่แล้ว +299

    "Should gamers be accountable for their in-game war crimes?"
    *shivers in No Russian*

    • @arcturis6219
      @arcturis6219 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Jodie Kingsbury shivers in Modern Warfare

    • @ToastbackWhale
      @ToastbackWhale 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Flashbacks to Spec Ops: The Line

    • @_-_-Sipita-_-_
      @_-_-Sipita-_-_ 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      14:20 wrong dud its 5001 BC.

    • @arsonisticfox6215
      @arsonisticfox6215 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      When I played that mission I thought to myself “this will be too easy, defenseless enemies” then I realized what I was doing. Honestly that made me enjoy it all the better.

    • @JackSilver1410
      @JackSilver1410 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Please, do you know what I would do to people in Just Cause 3? If they give me retractable tethers, people are lucky if they only get hung upside down like I'm the fucking Predator. I have a folder of Skyrim screenshots that I can't show because it's 90% arrow headshots. Don't even get me started on Fallout or Assassin's Creed...

  • @limejuice852
    @limejuice852 4 ปีที่แล้ว +546

    I'm ashamed to realise, after all this time "emkay" sounds like "um.. ok.."
    Sighs in disappointment..

  • @Memelander
    @Memelander 3 ปีที่แล้ว +41

    14:02 hey there Robin! I actually read the original post and the conversation goes like this :
    Red : If the Sun is shining and you step outside you see your shadow dumbass . Stay in school
    Black : If the Sun is in your eyes your shadow is BEHIND YOU.....
    **Red ghosts him**
    Have a nice day! 😁

    • @iaminsideyourwalls2021
      @iaminsideyourwalls2021 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Looks like Red didn't wanna admit defeat

    • @SacsachCCABP
      @SacsachCCABP 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Maybe the OP took the advice and stayed in school.

  • @josephgormley1175
    @josephgormley1175 4 ปีที่แล้ว +55

    1:46 Belfast in the 70’s was the troubles. A LITERAL WAR!

    • @danwilson1669
      @danwilson1669 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Ye loads of my relatives died in belfast because of the ira

    • @PeterCaptainObvious
      @PeterCaptainObvious 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Either she's a literal moron or she was one of those rich boomers that hid away from the war... or both?

  • @Evequeue
    @Evequeue 4 ปีที่แล้ว +69

    Batman is a crazy orphan who lives in a cave with another crazy orphan who likes birds a bit too much

    • @insertusernamehere3173
      @insertusernamehere3173 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Holy fu-

    • @lordbanetheplayer8844
      @lordbanetheplayer8844 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Say that again, but slowly...

    • @ItsMeLarky
      @ItsMeLarky 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      r/technicallythetruth or maybe
      r/cursedcomments?

    • @insaincaldo
      @insaincaldo 2 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Not only that but a grown ass man inviting minors to his secret subbasement cave to live with him.

  • @amoledzeppelin
    @amoledzeppelin 4 ปีที่แล้ว +74

    Emkay: "we are all stuck in April"
    The video: released on May 5

    • @rq5583
      @rq5583 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Imnotgoodatthis yep

    • @Painfulldarksoul
      @Painfulldarksoul 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      We're not stuck in April literally, but metaphorically. It's where our hearts, minds and souls are still trapped suffering.

    • @froggybuilds_2771
      @froggybuilds_2771 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      This can be a old recording and they forgot about it and today they posted it. Just because he says we’re stuck in April and we’re in may doesn’t mean they recorded this in may.

    • @Snuggles0325
      @Snuggles0325 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Wait is May already?!

    • @EmKay
      @EmKay  4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      May? More like April 2

  • @jonfarr2831
    @jonfarr2831 3 ปีที่แล้ว +17

    1:57 The actual facepalm is that Northern Ireland was exactly the opposite of "calm, still, peaceful, restful" in the 1970s.

    • @pleasemurderme8312
      @pleasemurderme8312 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      It still kind of is to this day, the troubles have divide this country so much that saying something nice about Catholics in protestant areas can get you attacked it's insane

    • @SacsachCCABP
      @SacsachCCABP 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Ah yes
      Ireland in the ‘70s
      The epitome of peace

  • @boxmeister3059
    @boxmeister3059 4 ปีที่แล้ว +117

    Peta: Make thor a vegan
    Thor: still drinks mass amounts of beer

    • @dinodude8899
      @dinodude8899 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Exactly, Thor’s an Asgardian, they eat, fight, and drink and repeat.

    • @loucasstjacques5131
      @loucasstjacques5131 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Isn't beer vegan ?

    • @boxmeister3059
      @boxmeister3059 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@loucasstjacques5131 That's the point, even if he was vegan he'd have all the beer fat

  • @paulisaperson0516
    @paulisaperson0516 4 ปีที่แล้ว +167

    "Belfast in the 1970's was so peaceful" tell that to all the innocent cars

    • @dylancullen8494
      @dylancullen8494 4 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      *car bombs intensify*

    • @L33_006
      @L33_006 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Troubles intensify

    • @conchurfitzsimons570
      @conchurfitzsimons570 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      As a person who lives near Belfast that one hurt me internally because of how stupid they are XD

    • @skyrat3816
      @skyrat3816 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      This tickled me.

    • @tonypeppermint5329
      @tonypeppermint5329 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Oh boy.

  • @CinematriX_TX21
    @CinematriX_TX21 4 ปีที่แล้ว +362

    The meme is a facepalm because it should say: "People in 5001 B.C."

    • @Zoova
      @Zoova 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      oh wow no really?

    • @CinematriX_TX21
      @CinematriX_TX21 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      @@Zoova I hope that isn't sarcasm

    • @penny7161
      @penny7161 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @CinematriX _Games I mean if Mkate's comment is sarcasm, it's not as bad as this one reporter thinking that covid-19 is the nineteenth cycle of coronavirus. That should be a post featured on r/facepalm

    • @CinematriX_TX21
      @CinematriX_TX21 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@penny7161 I never heard of that before but that does sound like something you'd find on there

    • @Zoova
      @Zoova 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@CinematriX_TX21 Why wouldn't it be sarcasm? What you said was the whole point of the facepalm.

  • @Paresa15
    @Paresa15 4 ปีที่แล้ว +476

    Everybody gangsta till somebody comments r/facepalm on your comment

    • @necroxd3423
      @necroxd3423 4 ปีที่แล้ว +34

      Diavolo how did you escape golden experience requiem

    • @yoshizawa629
      @yoshizawa629 4 ปีที่แล้ว +84

      r/facepalm

    • @user-qw9yf6zs9t
      @user-qw9yf6zs9t 4 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      @@yoshizawa629 bruh sound effect 4

    • @wafflies8790
      @wafflies8790 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Do you think you can win part 3 me?

    • @Saucemaster251
      @Saucemaster251 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Bossu

  • @Mahfy3w
    @Mahfy3w 4 ปีที่แล้ว +221

    Last time I was this early damien still narrates emkay

    • @aureliodeprimus8018
      @aureliodeprimus8018 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I guess thats the reason some of the pictures were recycled from earlier episodes.^^

    • @randomaccount9279
      @randomaccount9279 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      what happened to damien anyway?

    • @mrman9977
      @mrman9977 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@randomaccount9279 Has other stuff he want to do

    • @tankunicorn134
      @tankunicorn134 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      mr man :(

    • @ottoban861
      @ottoban861 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      randomaccount#927 Damian wanted to work on his main channel “Damian lee”

  • @rockinrootbeer1795
    @rockinrootbeer1795 3 ปีที่แล้ว +60

    15:40
    That warning may be for trans men who become pregnant or for women who don't care if a label says it's specifically for men... Companies have to really cover their bases so people can't sue them over bizarre situations.

  • @mr.slappii513
    @mr.slappii513 2 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    4:20. There was a woman who actually kept asking this question and everyone told her the exact same thing "The signs aren't for the deer, they're for you"
    but she didn't listen and went all the way to the government with it.

  • @bandaidsoup5275
    @bandaidsoup5275 3 ปีที่แล้ว +15

    13:46 i do astral photography sometimes and i just wanna say the milky way is much clearer in photos than in irl, where i take my photos you can barley see it. The reason it’s so much more vibrant on camera is because of long exposures that allow all the light to sleep in, while our eyes can’t register that much light.

  • @sonicboom5012
    @sonicboom5012 4 ปีที่แล้ว +126

    I just got an ad that had a “subtle” *Skip This*
    The ad was unskippable as it was only a few seconds long not sure if this is worth mentioning

    • @EmKay
      @EmKay  4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      "Mistyerios".... What could this Mean?

    • @benthatbirdo121
      @benthatbirdo121 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@EmKay it means that ads like to watch emkay

    • @litt1534
      @litt1534 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Well you metioned this so i guess it is worth metioning

  • @anonymm3152
    @anonymm3152 4 ปีที่แล้ว +57

    10:14 should authors be accountable for the crimes they write about?

    • @garg0y7e
      @garg0y7e 4 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      no not even that. should *readers* be accountable for the crimes the authors write about?

    • @EmKay
      @EmKay  4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      D*amn. That really makes you think

    • @exocakes4587
      @exocakes4587 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      English (or Reading) Teachers: thats deep. But should the author be imprisoned because...
      ... also why do you think he made the character wear brown shoes

    • @aromanticfranziskavonkarma
      @aromanticfranziskavonkarma 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@garg0y7e **Flashbacks to all the really angsty shit I read yesterday**
      Well fuck.

    • @nathankurtz8045
      @nathankurtz8045 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      To be fair, the article is about in-game legal consequences for committing war crimes in military games to add realism, rather than shooting civilians resulting in losing points, instant failure, or other abstract penalties. The title doesn't convey that well.

  • @whaghht
    @whaghht 3 ปีที่แล้ว +20

    “Feel the way it did in the 70s, calm, still, peaceful…”
    Belfast…
    Northern Ireland…
    In the 70s.
    Seriously, in what universe?

    • @keepdancingmaria
      @keepdancingmaria 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      In the universe where people don't remember how turbulent the 70s actually were around the globe, and how the UK used to be real dicks to the places it thought it owned....

    • @Kremmen2001
      @Kremmen2001 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Northern Ireland is part of the UK. I think you mean Great Britain. And yes, they were incredibly huge dicks to the places they invaded/occupied/ imagined they owned. Good job no other countries in the world had the gall to do anything like that, eh?

    • @ng-zi8im
      @ng-zi8im 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@Kremmen2001 n 1970 belfast had ongoing riots, that probably is the reason they are referring to

    • @Kremmen2001
      @Kremmen2001 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@ng-zi8im I think you missed my sarcasm, but thank you anyway. 😁

  • @icantmakecakes6679
    @icantmakecakes6679 4 ปีที่แล้ว +350

    "Should a self driving car kill the baby or the grandma?"
    Hmm...
    Maybe it should...
    *STOP THE CAR AND WAIT FOR THEM TO CROSS AND WHY IS THE BABY ON THE ROAD*

    • @orionthehunter922
      @orionthehunter922 4 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      I have a feeling im about to get r/wooosh for this but it's like the trolly problem and the cars brakes aren't working.

    • @CatlingZ
      @CatlingZ 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      @@orionthehunter922 i wanted to make a backward r/wooosh but im lazy

    • @deeznutz8616
      @deeznutz8616 4 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      @Nova ill do it. _Backword r/woooosh_

    • @crabman3920
      @crabman3920 4 ปีที่แล้ว +30

      Its a free country the baby can do what it wants. How dare you question his rights

    • @fagioli7063
      @fagioli7063 4 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      @@deeznutz8616 Naw I got you fam hsoooow/r

  • @pollall2793
    @pollall2793 4 ปีที่แล้ว +45

    “Should gamers be held accountable for in-game war crimes?”
    *Sweats profusely in Stellaris*

    • @Senrabekim
      @Senrabekim 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      It isn't a war crime if you have iron clad control over the galactic senate and ensure that pox bombing and purging is perfectly legal.

    • @pollall2793
      @pollall2793 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      J Michael Barnes True, and they’re called “human rights” for a reason.

    • @Senrabekim
      @Senrabekim 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@pollall2793 Wait so you haven't done a human empire that had lost colony and then armageddon bombed earth yet?

    • @williampark4753
      @williampark4753 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Modern warfare airport scene

    • @pollall2793
      @pollall2793 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      J Michael Barnes I’ve had an Empire where I had a rebellion, bombed the planet to hell, than re-conquered my territory..
      Does that count?

  • @Flakii
    @Flakii 4 ปีที่แล้ว +64

    Emkay: *plays r/technicallythetruth*
    Me: *Facepalms*
    Me: Wait a minute...

  • @pamelaj3214
    @pamelaj3214 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    15:21 🤣🤣🤣
    I’ve been laughing for the past 5 minutes at this lmao! I feel bad for any children that may have encountered this 😂😂😂 Also the way he says it all out is hilarious 💀

    • @cobratetris
      @cobratetris 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      unfortunately the whole video has 400+ million views. rip 400 million children

  • @towa5282
    @towa5282 4 ปีที่แล้ว +102

    6:23 is "virus" a demonitized word? Seriously?

    • @Naru_cissu
      @Naru_cissu 4 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      Yes because its "BAd FoR KidS¡¡¡!¡!!!¡¡!¡¡¡!!!"

    • @goldendoodle252
      @goldendoodle252 4 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      @@Naru_cissu Can't let the kiddies know why they aren't going to school

    • @vlad-ovidiuadam6489
      @vlad-ovidiuadam6489 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Narucissu And dildos and butplugs arent :))

    • @Breeze45-s4h
      @Breeze45-s4h 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      TH-cam is going in path worse and worse

    • @Breeze45-s4h
      @Breeze45-s4h 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      for its creators

  • @thrive8529
    @thrive8529 3 ปีที่แล้ว +79

    r/technicallythetruth be like:
    Bonjour
    And r/facepalm was like:
    Adios

    • @lemondrop0568
      @lemondrop0568 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      but they mean the same thing

    • @fincheggs5867
      @fincheggs5867 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Lemondrop 05 bonjour means hello in french, adios is bye in spanish

    • @pebbylebby
      @pebbylebby 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@fincheggs5867 r/woosh

    • @thechubster3423
      @thechubster3423 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Bon chore

  • @shadoel8827
    @shadoel8827 4 ปีที่แล้ว +33

    "Tim you're living in the year 3000 while we're stuck in *April* ."
    Um.. Robin? IS ROBIN STUCK IN APRIL?

  • @monbarque
    @monbarque 3 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    It hurts me that Robin didn't understand the Troubles joke at 1:43

  • @josephtan7566
    @josephtan7566 4 ปีที่แล้ว +40

    “How do you go offline on facebooks”
    “how do you go back to the old Facebook”
    *”how do you google something”*

  • @somedudethe2nd845
    @somedudethe2nd845 4 ปีที่แล้ว +247

    The only bad thing that comes from being early is the “first” comments thinking they’re special cuz they’re “first”

    • @shouldi9283
      @shouldi9283 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Im sad this is true

    • @tucu_05
      @tucu_05 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Haha math

    • @limelemon4642
      @limelemon4642 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Ikr

    • @nomnomxddd8157
      @nomnomxddd8157 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      i'm not first, i am the 69th and i'm camping for 420 then i will achieve unlimited power

    • @PavillionKing
      @PavillionKing 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Look at me! I'm the first to comment on a reddit video. Bow to my everlasting glory!!!!!

  • @thelivingliver6715
    @thelivingliver6715 4 ปีที่แล้ว +99

    “Should gamers be accountable for in-game war crimes?”
    Guess I’m going to prison for life AND going to death row because I be grinding on Miitopia.

    • @deeznutz8616
      @deeznutz8616 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Shit. There goes my airplane/helicopter license

    • @AppL12334
      @AppL12334 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Men im going to get fucked by killing the ronin gang in saints row 2

    • @Siyan4x
      @Siyan4x 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I'm going in the gulag for playing no Russian in MW2
      SHOULD'VE SKIPPED IT!!!

    • @st4ndg4mes87
      @st4ndg4mes87 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Geez, guess I'm sentenced to be hanged just because I killed a freaking Enderman.

    • @sorashi1198
      @sorashi1198 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Uhhhh nuking citys is gonna get me killed

  • @matthewparker9276
    @matthewparker9276 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    11:04
    It gets better, the section of the video flagged by Warner for copyright violation was playing the song they were trying to argue was not the same as the song they owned. They claimed the wrong song because someone couldn't be bothered telling the two apart.

  • @tavrosnitram2966
    @tavrosnitram2966 4 ปีที่แล้ว +56

    14:20 actually the meme should say 5001 b.c. cause at that point it counts down then when it turns to ad it goes up from 0

    • @jeffrothberg3185
      @jeffrothberg3185 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      That’s the facepalm

    • @tt_kai1694
      @tt_kai1694 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      r/wooosh

    • @RatchetTheCat
      @RatchetTheCat 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Yeh that is the facepalm part

    • @probablyisaac
      @probablyisaac 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      can people shut up about the r/woosh shit? he just doesnt know the joke, thats all it is, can you please tell him the joke before saying R/WoOsH

    • @RatchetTheCat
      @RatchetTheCat 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@probablyisaac ...Only...Only one guy said r/woooosh, jesus.

  • @princecheckmate.7607
    @princecheckmate.7607 4 ปีที่แล้ว +208

    Day 4 of asking for Robin's intro to be "what's poppin'? I'm Robin"

    • @pigio9033
      @pigio9033 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      This is gonna be top comment. I bet of it

    • @igotban9875
      @igotban9875 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      No me

    • @LILYPAD2763
      @LILYPAD2763 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      I think it is the top comment now.

    • @artificial_rock_flavoring
      @artificial_rock_flavoring 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Hello there

    • @Cy-rg6fw
      @Cy-rg6fw 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Not the top, but one of the

  • @jamimakinen3751
    @jamimakinen3751 4 ปีที่แล้ว +48

    ''Should gamer be accountable for in-game war crimes?''
    Counterterrorists in CS:GO: *happiness noises*

    • @user2C47
      @user2C47 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      *POLICE OPEN UP!*

    • @lordbanetheplayer8844
      @lordbanetheplayer8844 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Terrorists in CS:GO: *sad noises*

    • @ResidentMilf
      @ResidentMilf 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      In-game? Yes. IRL? Of course not! WTF is wrong with you?

    • @user2C47
      @user2C47 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@ResidentMilf This was not OP's original idea. It is a quote from a news article.

    • @ResidentMilf
      @ResidentMilf 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@user2C47 I was just answering the question, I was not speaking directly to OP. Believe it or not, I watched the same video you did.

  • @embereatstoasters6835
    @embereatstoasters6835 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    6:24 On an unrelated note, once I was playing Scrabble and played a kind of made up a word I thought sounded real: gapy, we googled it, it meant a parasidic disease of chicken XD

  • @lord_morp8824
    @lord_morp8824 4 ปีที่แล้ว +57

    Should gamers be accountable for war crimes?
    Me in gta 5: S H O O T

    • @cwardziegler5969
      @cwardziegler5969 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      What you do in gta is just a regular crime and not a war crime. One is totally fine and the other one should be illegal, according to the Guardian

    • @deathkorpofkriegguardsmen6235
      @deathkorpofkriegguardsmen6235 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      XD

    • @gotchalmao3047
      @gotchalmao3047 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Literally

  • @squidknees6576
    @squidknees6576 4 ปีที่แล้ว +14

    "The patio is currently not open because it is closed" me bullshitting my way through an English assignment

  • @Waftey
    @Waftey 4 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    "Should gamers be accountable for in-game war crimes?"
    Valefisk: *nervous sweating*

  • @cecipasttenseseesaw
    @cecipasttenseseesaw 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    Yes Belfast was so very calm and peaceful in the 70’s

  • @conchurfitzsimons570
    @conchurfitzsimons570 4 ปีที่แล้ว +30

    Boomer: "Feel the way it did in the 1970s. Calm, still, peaceful, restful, natural"
    Anyone who knows Irish history: **Sweats intensively**

    • @Kartoffelkamm
      @Kartoffelkamm 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      I usually just give people the benefit of the doubt, assume they know what they're talking about, and judge them based on this.

    • @ranjanbiswas3233
      @ranjanbiswas3233 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Me, a Bangladeshi, remembering 1971 liberation war where my dad and mom could have died: *Sweats intensively*

  • @channelemex_private570
    @channelemex_private570 4 ปีที่แล้ว +28

    Me: can we have gaming pc?
    mom: We have Gaming Pc at home!
    gaming pc at home: 00:00

  • @user190_1vvabkledgiqtrum
    @user190_1vvabkledgiqtrum 4 ปีที่แล้ว +134

    .
    Guys the comments aren’t social distancing. Three lines at least of distancing. Spread the word.
    .

  • @-Orchideous-
    @-Orchideous- 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    'Did this lady just ask to reschedule the sun?'
    I FREAKING DIED
    Never stop making there amazing videos or else I will cease to exist. Please.

  • @ML-qe7ml
    @ML-qe7ml 4 ปีที่แล้ว +73

    The scariest thing about Naomi Wolf's tweet is that she's actually an educated, progressive, secular
    author. It does not mean she isn't a twit, but it does mean that her gaffes cannot be written off to being uneducated, politically dogmatic, or religiously dogmatic.

    • @randomduck8679
      @randomduck8679 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Well she called 70s Belfast calm and peaceful.

  • @Xhepyxopila
    @Xhepyxopila 4 ปีที่แล้ว +191

    Last time I was this early I wasn't
    *I was never early*

  • @averyaan1112
    @averyaan1112 4 ปีที่แล้ว +38

    15:01 watched this, someone said let them die, let humans live
    What the actual frick was she thinking there

    • @masteranonasfs756
      @masteranonasfs756 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I can imagine their faces when they realised that homo sapien is themselves

    • @averyaan1112
      @averyaan1112 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@masteranonasfs756 yeah lmao “I think I saw one in the zoo once” I mean she wasn’t wrong you have to see at least an employee

    • @zacharymogel9500
      @zacharymogel9500 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@averyaan1112 or another visitor

  • @RealFoxTrotFox
    @RealFoxTrotFox 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    7:17 - 7:45 i cant stop laughing.. *HOW DO YOU GOOGLE SOMETHING?!* the editing made it so much better

  • @codeisstupid2723
    @codeisstupid2723 4 ปีที่แล้ว +35

    10:06 *Sweats in Undertale Genocide Route*

    • @EmKay
      @EmKay  4 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Sans Undertale: You're looking at a lot of jail time, Kid

    • @knightmare.4
      @knightmare.4 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@EmKay This reply is beautiful lmao

    • @jackieronaldwayerston6723
      @jackieronaldwayerston6723 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      _You're gonna have a bad time._

    • @japanpanda2179
      @japanpanda2179 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      I play EU4... Guess I'm guilty of hundreds of war crimes now.

    • @guideofdumb101
      @guideofdumb101 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      This comment says 8 hours ago(but I had to go to bed so it's probably been a lot longer than that) and the majority of the people who replied did a reply before this comment. Edit: It's better now that I reloaded it.

  • @brownfarms2200
    @brownfarms2200 4 ปีที่แล้ว +15

    1:48 Belfast in the 70's was neither peaceful nor calm.

    • @zahando2638
      @zahando2638 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Euan Brown had to get bomb checked to go anywhere 😂😂😂

    • @brownfarms2200
      @brownfarms2200 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@zahando2638 about the height of it

    • @danwilson1669
      @danwilson1669 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Loads of my relatives were killed by the ira

  • @adsrbad9733
    @adsrbad9733 4 ปีที่แล้ว +26

    4:58 funnily enough “高” spelt Gao in pinyin, means tall in Chinese.

  • @samboi123
    @samboi123 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    “Should gamers be accountable for in-game war crimes?”
    I’m just sitting over here, waiting to be unfairly arrested while making my island look pretty in ACNH

  • @LePapillonBrise
    @LePapillonBrise 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    14:01 "Oh, I would love to see his reply."
    If I remember correctly, I think OP responded "You make a Shadow when in the sun - stay in school."
    Other guy responds, "If your shadow is in front of you, than that means the sun is behind you."
    Or something like that - a longer version was posted but that's the best of my memory atm

  • @mikestion4629
    @mikestion4629 4 ปีที่แล้ว +24

    Johnny Depp's son looks like a mixture of Markiplier and Robert Downey Jr.

  • @MrChrisLive
    @MrChrisLive 4 ปีที่แล้ว +28

    Also....Belfast was literally a warzone in the 70s...
    Source - Am Belfast person

    • @waidi3242
      @waidi3242 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Oh i didn´t know it, now i understand that :D

  • @angelic_autumngachaclubgac3483
    @angelic_autumngachaclubgac3483 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Jasper: *Facepalms with both hands*
    Metal Jasper: *Facepalms with hands and legs*
    Orange Diamond: How tf is Metal Jasper that flexible?
    Orange Puzzline: YOU THINK I KNOW ORANGE DIAMOND!!!

  • @ItsBunnyBuns
    @ItsBunnyBuns 4 ปีที่แล้ว +74

    I’ve been looking for that “Even Batman listens to his mom” poster, and you can’t find it anywhere! 😭😭😭

    • @DraconicDuelist
      @DraconicDuelist 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Probably a custom made poster commissioned for the school/library. That or a teacher/student designed it.

    • @le.banana
      @le.banana 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Bruh how are you the second comment but you have 11 likes

    • @xenbee5239
      @xenbee5239 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      His mom or the poster?

    • @itsjustlogic7232
      @itsjustlogic7232 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Sembreon 22 now

    • @ItsBunnyBuns
      @ItsBunnyBuns 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Lego darth Vader YOU DID NOT 🤣

  • @baggedmilk4569
    @baggedmilk4569 4 ปีที่แล้ว +25

    7:42 PUT ON FULL VOLUME WITH HEADPHONES, IT’S REALLY EPIC!

  • @edgaramemura1571
    @edgaramemura1571 4 ปีที่แล้ว +24

    “Tim, you’re a genius and you’re living in the year 3000 where as we are all stuck in April” idk why that was so funny but I’m laughing real hard

  • @justanotheryoutubechannel
    @justanotheryoutubechannel 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    That heterochromia one is hilarious but it’s deliberate, it was posted to /r/notinteresting because the image of him not having it was boring as it’s normal. But damn that is amazing and hilarious, I love it.

  • @goose8580
    @goose8580 4 ปีที่แล้ว +35

    r/facepalm is where people miss the joke and get mad at it

    • @ttealeaf5
      @ttealeaf5 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      That's r/wooosh

    • @lordbanetheplayer8844
      @lordbanetheplayer8844 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@ttealeaf5 Adn you should go there.

    • @ttealeaf5
      @ttealeaf5 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@lordbanetheplayer8844 😂😂 I see where I got that

    • @eliluki1
      @eliluki1 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      1:14 tbh that was kinda funny

    • @andrewaftontheandroidhedge2780
      @andrewaftontheandroidhedge2780 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@ttealeaf5 get wrecked boi

  • @jasperc6101
    @jasperc6101 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    0:20
    "Just because you doesn't means you.
    Feel terrible now, always will." -Mansi

  • @falco5476
    @falco5476 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    7:24 THE ULTIMATE KAREN WHANTS TO SPEAK TO THE MANAGER OF THE SUN!!!!!!!

  • @evilfuzzybunny100
    @evilfuzzybunny100 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    13:10 Oh, the mayor knew exactly what he was doing

  • @aplanenerdandagamenerd9087
    @aplanenerdandagamenerd9087 4 ปีที่แล้ว +30

    "I don't have enough internet bandwidth remaining for the month"
    1. That's not what bandwidth is
    2. Then how'd you post the comment?

    • @andysmith7004
      @andysmith7004 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Karens started Reddit

    • @werd3426
      @werd3426 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      4G or something

  • @6ixt659
    @6ixt659 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    That one about going to Belfast is even worse when you realise what was happening in Belfast during the 70s

  • @crinkle_cut_birb
    @crinkle_cut_birb 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    Favorite one is "hi, I would like 7 tickets to book" 😂😂

    • @glenfry5871
      @glenfry5871 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Can you explain. I dont get it 😕.

  • @alexcj3250
    @alexcj3250 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    I audibly said “HOLD UP” at 11:37

  • @ImAPolygon
    @ImAPolygon 4 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    15:27 Fun to see my elementary school's superintendent again. That was not a fun ride.