"Money you save with us goes back to us in the form of Money." Man, that sounds great! Let me go make sure to have my savings account at my savings account at my savings account at my savings account.
@@DerNomade1871 Yep, pretty much. Completely forgotten that I even said that 3 years ago. So different from back then... back when you could get a Johnson up your nose... sigh...
"Are you crazy, like me? Crazy about CoCs? You really love that sh*t? Then right about now, you should be depressed too." Jack knows all too well of the true burden that all YTPers experience
This was the first ever video that I have watched from noisepuppet. It’s been a while now, even my cousin laughs at this shit once in a while. Time flies by way too fast imho.
Viewers would have thought that the network had fallen into a portal to Hell and taken them with it. Then they would have known how I feel when I watch normal TV.
It sounds insane and shallow to have learned something serious from a YTP, but given that I'm a late millennial/early gen z, this was the first place I learned that a Savings and Loan was something distinct from a bank.
That ad for Zenith stereos had some recognizable faces, in order: Lauren Tewes (Julie from The Love Boat), Squire Fridell (longtime Toyota pitchman) and Gordon Jump (Mr. Carlson from WKRP in Cincinnati).
Robert Scott I just watched your explanation video and I gotta tell you it's no coincidence that the events you found so discouraging were heating up right around the time I stopped making these. Along with a few similar developments in my private life, it was just fucking depressing and outrageous and terrifying and bewildering. I'm fairly cynical, but this is worse than anything I expected, and I'm told there's more where that came from. I feel better knowing it's not just me. Anyway I keep aiming to make a comeback, but it is hard to muster any gumption at all these days. Probably means I really need to.
![[YTP] The 70s lay siege to your privates](/img/n.gif)
i want a quality stereo system, but it has to fit my butt
*"YOU'RE DISEASED"*
“I want a stereo system with A track, AM track, FM track, stereo track, WoW SkirikS...
...Penis.”
“I want a hyper-sauce”
Zenith has a wedgie.
Lol HAF
If you send me some CoC pictures, get ready.
Those were the days! Back when you could run out of sus and still get a Johnson in your nose.
Herb Johnson knows
SUS
@@noanime5762 wrong sus
Yes!!
The '70s were all about the Squelch.
There was so much squelch you needed to keep a sharp eye on your squelch readout, or all squelch might break loose.
+noisepuppet Okay so now I'm asking why there already isn't a Squelch sequel or at least several re-releases on Blu-ray
+Raul Torres
It even disconnects! So you can disconnect it.
TheOneTrueFingal
Noise squelch! If you put it on MAX, it *_SQUELCHES_* all sound away! Gotta love it!
Simpler times...
"It fights fuck-ups, and hiccups, and cups. TOOOOOOOT!"
FOOL! Dr. Doom does as he pleases.
This is my pecker.
@@f0rm0r !LOOF
ROTCOD
SEOD MOOD
EH SA
*!SESAELP*
This is my pecker
"This is my pecker."
"Money you save with us goes back to us in the form of Money."
Man, that sounds great! Let me go make sure to have my savings account at my savings account at my savings account at my savings account.
You know I'd like to save my money so I can get a stereo with eight track AM track FM track stereo track wow skorks
Alan Palgut TOOT!
@@AlanPalgut fuk 💲kork💲
@@naturesfinest4871 coc
At least they´re being honest XD
tfw you finally find a stereo system that fits your butt
+BaconatedGrapefruits You're diseased.
I want a Hyper-SoS!
"If you're not happy, we're happy."
username that's how life works!
Apple in a nutshell
Good good good good good good times times times times times times
American businesses in a nutshell
@@DerNomade1871 Yep, pretty much. Completely forgotten that I even said that 3 years ago. So different from back then... back when you could get a Johnson up your nose... sigh...
Damn the offer expired in 1977
Does it have grey hair like me? Inquiring minds want to know! 😭🌃😻👀💨🍗😊👹
Don't let 1977 take YOU by surprise
@@naturesfinest4871 I just found my first one last week 😭
Yep! That’s is a good example of one of the texts in a timely manner.
"The money you save with us goes back to us in the form of money." Holy shit, this is brilliant.
+5carecrow94 You beat me to it mate lol
"Are you crazy, like me? Crazy about CoCs? You really love that sh*t? Then right about now, you should be depressed too."
Jack knows all too well of the true burden that all YTPers experience
Jack has always been sketchy, he knows what's up.
@Skank_and_Gutterboy Well, he IS Jack Palance. We should expect that from him.
"He knows his Johnsons."
Yeah, I'll bet he does.
"money you save with us goes back to us in the form of money"
Pretty accurate description of the S&L crisis tbh
Your Kodiak dealer has bears... with *leprosy*.
+Grelman That's how I want my bears.
+Grelman lip-per-say
I want a quality stereo system, but it has to fit my butt!
You're diseased.
@@AlanPalgutI wanna hyper soos
The way the Dowgard bottle pumps like a heart was rather impressive for the 70s.
'It even disconnects, so you can disconnect it'
Thomas Durand well, what else would i do with it?
True TH-cam Poop wisdsiw.
"But it has to fit in my butt."
"You're diseased!"
Your deceased
Problems?
You fool!
Your fault.
Jesus, I'm glad it wasn't my muff!
"I want a hyper-saas" still makes me laugh so hard for some reason
Kodak instant leprosy.
no wonder the company is near dead
Can you feel the leprosy?
In minutes they give you *_leprosy._*
Please, Noisepuppet, come back to TH-cam and feed us more fresh sweet manna of heaven.
"It'll keep your car rusty and corroded year-round..." Yeah!!!
we keep people locked in the trunk
Edit:I forgot I commented this
1/11/20
Out of sight. And squelch.
Out of SuS.
@@masonsykes2240 coc
It even disconnects, so you can Disconnect it.
*opens the trunk and then closes it again*
oUt oF sUS
This video has one of the best titles ever.
Oh, I almost forgot: squelch.
"If you're not happy , we're happy". Lol 😂
"Clear, rich, natural SuS"
SHUT UP AND TAKE MY MONEY
Cheezus...i'm glad it wasn't my muff....
"Money you save with us goes back to us in the form of money."
Sounds reasonable and fair to me.
Goodyear man:
"Problems? You fool. You're f**ked."
Goodyear customer:
"Jesus! I'm glad it wasn't my muff!"
Lmao
This was the first ever video that I have watched from noisepuppet. It’s been a while now, even my cousin laughs at this shit once in a while. Time flies by way too fast imho.
" if you send me some KOK pictures , get ready your bus is here"
*waiting for the bus is dumb*
+snorksonforks BUT IT IS THE ONLY WAY TO BUS
snorksonforks The bus goes to rehab or prison, never figured out which.
Prison now, rehab later.
Alan Palgut Yep.
I got to this part of the video as I was arriving at the bus stop... a SigiS from the universe
“You got to get a Johnson up your nose”
0:48 “We keep people locked away in the trunk.” 🤣
Seamus MacHooligan If you’re not happy, we’re happy!
1:29 "See all the colorololorololorololorololor. *SAS*."
"Introducing Kodak Instant Leprosy. In minutes they give you leprosy."
2:24 has to be the best TOOT anyone could ask for.
TOOT!
1:47 Money you save with us comes back to us in the form of money XD
Introducing Kodak instant leprosy.
In minutes they give you leprosy.
Can you feel our L E P R O S Y ?
I love these decade themed videos. Good stuff
"Jesus, I'm glad it wasn't my muff."
Brought me back to this video at 4am after 6 years.
what if they would have really played these in the 70s on ABC? it would have revolutionized commercials as we know.
Viewers would have thought that the network had fallen into a portal to Hell and taken them with it. Then they would have known how I feel when I watch normal TV.
But it does seem like pooped ads are more honest. Just like the Price Is Rar which is.my favorite of yours
a CABLE leads to my unit.
Day 34: The 70s still demand my pants. I can't give in, no matter how far out things get
Chance Gibson unconditional surrender is reserved only for leprosy. 😄
Your pants. Hand em over.
A double Toot,wow.
That's like a shiny Pokémon.
IT FIGHTS FUCKUPS
AND HICCUPS
AND CUPS
TOOT
It sounds insane and shallow to have learned something serious from a YTP, but given that I'm a late millennial/early gen z, this was the first place I learned that a Savings and Loan was something distinct from a bank.
"Problems? You fool! You are fucked." I died.
Simply brilliant. So many things baked in. I keep finding them each time I watch.
I've only put 3.4 cars in my automobile
"A man puts many cars in his automobile, but nuns are more important than his cooc."
At your savings account...
I demand more 70s ad poops. It's an important part of history.
3:03 I read Kodak had to stop selling these because they'd infringed on Polaroid's Instant Leprosy patents.
Gives a whole new meaning to photo"graphic"
Proud to say I am a Nebraska cornfucker! And yes we do have color olor olor olor sus!
+killz0ne215 We keep people locked away in the truck
Out of sus!
killz0ne215 So am I.
The 70’s were all about sus
SAS
"It fights fuck ups, hiccups, and cups"
Toot
2:23 THERE'S the toot
for a moment there, I was worried there wouldn't be one~
+chaffXgrenade Willin' to bet that that's the most majestic toot to date, actually. That one was special for me and I have no fucking idea why.
+ＩｍｐｅｎｄｉｎｇＲｉｏｔ８３ I was *just* about to say the exact same thing! I was even going to use the word "majestic".
+chaffXgrenade It's so... BEAUTIFUL!
They even sang it! :D
now that's comedy
I always hate when I'm out of sus
Have you tried substituting it with spAps?
but now we're leaving you locked in the trunk AND out of sus
"Your community generates over $100 a day"
This is the best way to absorb content from the 70's
Lock it away in the trunk. Out of sight.
Out of sus.
another slice of brilliance as usual.
I know that even on my death bed, I'll be chuckling to myself about how Jack Palance is crazy about cawcks
"But nuns are more imprortant than his kook!"
Noisepuppet; such a cut above all other ytpers.
0:25 "A cable leads to my unit, with squelch, and digital squelch, and channel squelch, and unit squelch, and squelch readout."
It even disconnects, so you can disconnect it.
0:40 "Certificate, that nigga thicc", which sounds like something from a Drake song
Been looking into getting my car rusted and corroded all year round. They still do Dowgard?
We keep people locked away in the trunk.
Out of Sus!
"Problems? You fool, your fault!"
After perusing your vids, I can see you’re quite fond of ‘toot,’ I love the consistency
It's one of his signatoots
The algorithm has blessed you.
Alas, Dowgard was unable to keep it 70s when it was 70s.
At least it kept it freezing when it was freezing and it kept it boiling when it was boiling and it kept it rusted and corroded year round.
That ad for Zenith stereos had some recognizable faces, in order: Lauren Tewes (Julie from The Love Boat), Squire Fridell (longtime Toyota pitchman) and Gordon Jump (Mr. Carlson from WKRP in Cincinnati).
"You're diseased!"
I might need to take Jack Palance's advice and drink some antifreeze- I laughed so much I've got hiccups. GODDAMMIT!
9thDallasMowerExpo Haha yikes 😅😅
Love the frequent uploads lately.
"I want a quality stereo system but it has to fit my butt"
"You're disEASED!"
Good, good, good, good, good, good
Times, times, times service for
Dancing, dancing, dancing your car
Good good good, good good good
Tires and tires and tires and service
For years and years and years in your car
Rar
antifreeze fights f*ckups, and hiccups, and cups... TOOT
This is my pecker.
That Goodyear one was so damn funny!
Jack Palance? You're my NUMBER ONE GUY! Dont forget your lucky deck!
Love it! RIP JP. Life is all about just one thing That is what you gotta figure out. -City Slickers
These videos are my daily SuStainance. Thanks for doing a good JoJ. Keep America LOLing!
> "Money you save with us goes back to us in the form of money."
Oh, well, that's easy to understand...
"Problems? You fool, you are fucked."
We keep people locked away in the trunk!
“If you’re not happy we’re happy”
If you're not happy, we're happy.
"I want a stereo with 8-track, AM-track, FM-track, stereo-track..."
What about "squelch-track", "leprosy-track" and "TOOT!-track"?
2:24 what a beautiful toot
This is my pecker.
2:32~2:38 Hey! It's the Corvettes guy.
this inspires me
Robert Scott I just watched your explanation video and I gotta tell you it's no coincidence that the events you found so discouraging were heating up right around the time I stopped making these. Along with a few similar developments in my private life, it was just fucking depressing and outrageous and terrifying and bewildering. I'm fairly cynical, but this is worse than anything I expected, and I'm told there's more where that came from. I feel better knowing it's not just me. Anyway I keep aiming to make a comeback, but it is hard to muster any gumption at all these days. Probably means I really need to.
Kodak gives you INSTANT leprosy!
Jesus, I'm glad it wasn't my muff!
My parents used to own a Zenith TV when I was a kid. I remembered it always got wedgies, yet it had natural sus. No, it couldn't fit up my butt.
3:18 "You know you wont get service with Goodyear service. If you're not happy, we're happy." 😆😆
best ytp ive ever seen and ive watched them for over 8 years
I'm home with the SQUELCH stomach flu. and this SQUELCH helped cheer me up. You must have been laughing yourself SQUELCH silly while making these
I dunno if Goodyear is still happy when customers aren't happy, but I do hope they still promise to twerk.
Wait a second.. Are you sure this is a YTP, and the 70's? Goodyear happy when I'm not happy? I see that even today.
1:04 - A Pinto? Yeah, they'll be at your Exxon station soon.